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magnusbae · 4 months

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THAT BOY-SHADE ICARUS. SCREAMING, GAGGING, COLLAPSING. THAT BOY-SHADE ICARUS WOULD FANCY YOU MORE. DID SHE JUST CALL HIM A TWINK, OR DID SHE JUST--- OH MY GOD.

#i am LaughnNGGGGG #BOY SHADE ICARUS #HAHAHAHA!!!!#Hades #Hades 2 #Hades Game #Hades 2 Spoilers #Melinoe #Melinoë #buns.hades #MelCarus #Hecate #Headmistress Hecate #Hades Hecate #Icarus #Hades Icarus #Melinoe x Icarus #Icarus x Melinoe

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eikotheblue · 2 months

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#seen on discord #hahahaha #cave story #earthbound #undertale #Celeste

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wanologic · 2 months

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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

#danny phantom #danny fenton #sam manson #theres some ocs #college au #sam’s goth book club #i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college #the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird #nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist #ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter #stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall #danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too #for credibility #too bad the goths wanted vampires #moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though #he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage #he probably knows more people number wise #but has less friends than sam #Tucker has a thriving social media life #but doesn’t get out much #hence that technus comic #can’t believe I finished this #lit took a whole ass week #hahahaha

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notherpuppet · 4 months

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Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

#trust me if you tell the joke to someone #you will understand why it is so funny hahahaha #or you’ll think I’m crazy #BUT WHATEVER HAHAHA #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #my doods #charlie morningstar #Vaggie #angel dust

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charliedzilla · 7 months

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There is a huge hole in the market for sexy videos of nerds doing your taxes apparently.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #valentino hazbin hotel #staticmoth #voxval #vox personal assistant #reuploand cos Irendered it with reference the first time hahahaha RIP

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isolophilian · 9 months

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something about Hephaestus saying "you're a good kid, Annabeth" really stands out to me. he didn't point out the very obvious about her, like her intellect and interest in his creations, or her hubris in thinking she could dismantle the chair. he said that she's a good kid. because Hephaestus was mistreated by the gods. because Annabeth was shunned by Athena. because he believes that gods shouldn't treat their own children like that and he wants to be better. because he knows how much it means to a little girl who's fought for approval from her own mother her whole life, whose father neglected her. because he wants to break the cycle. don't touch me

#i love him already #can't wait to see more of him #although I fear it might only be in s3 #with Bianca #ahahaha #hahahaha #annabeth chase #leah sava jeffries #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo tv spoilers #isoceratops

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hotvampireadjacent · 8 months

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