anyone got tips on how to get rid of hickies on someone's neck before work tomorrow if they don't own makeup? asking for a friend
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what does your soul look like?
bloody knuckles and scabbed fingers
You did something bad. You're paying the price for it each day, aren't you? You're picking at your skin and fighting everything off because of your own actions. You resent your own free will because of the harm it brings. You should lay down a while.
tagged by: @viikingwitch
tagging: @asiphon, @ofvalor (kian'to), @versezlesangre (nat), @freezegirl (or any of your blogs <3), whoever sees this and feels like crying
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mutuals are you mad at me?
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the house of hope quest is honestly so fucking funny when you think about it. you break into this guys house, steal his shit, fuck his bitch, make fun of him for being bad at sex, and then you just fucking kill him. raphael’s no good very bad day.
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YouAreAnIdiot !!!
Had this idea pop in my head when I was about to fall asleep last night and drew it in a haze in ten minutes please enjoy
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
long deep breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://deadstate.org/man-who-bought-over-2k-worth-of-trump-bucks-discovers-theyre-worthless-when-he-tries-to-cash-them-in-at-the-bank/
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DP x DC Prompt #31
Bruce had been happy. Danny made him so happy. He was good with his kids, he knew about Batman and supported him, and accepted Bruce with all his flaws. Bruce was going to propose.
Then, Danny broke it off. Left Bruce. Empty, hollow, a shell of a man he used to be. He doesn't know what happened, or why. He's left with one question.
How did it end?
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LMAO HELP IM GOING VIRAL ON TWITTER????
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nah bc i can't get over the difference between ray's kid watching him perform with pure love and wonderment in his eyes meanwhile at the midtown headliner the other night gabe's kid had to be physically removed from the stage multiple times bc he kept running over to call his dad a poophead and beat him up
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hey guys, Time Stop is a NINTH-LEVEL spell, which means that either Simon also counterspelled at ninth-level (not likely, dude scans like a level 9 sorcerer at most), or he rolled a natural fucking twenty
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