if you are a halflife fan and. Have not seen HALF LIFE. FULL LIFE CONSIQUENCES! then I uh. Recommend you watch. On YouTube the video is 15 years old but I'm pretty sure it pre-dates YouTube.
Oh, the joys of VR, letting me lovely caress a monstrous (alien?) being. Did he respond to me cupping his face like I was his lover about to tenderly kiss him? No but that's okay because I love him anyway.
I'm talking Gary from Half-Life Alyx by the way. I had to google his name because I'd forgotten it because I'm bad at names. That doesn't make the time I spent with him any less meaningful though.
A guy was sitting in a bench with Alyx and said "OH MY GOD, you are soo hot!" then Alyx responds "DUDE, I'm YOUR SISTER!" then he says back "OH MY GOD A GIRL!". Then the G-Man behind him says that they should buy Gary Coleman Hotplates from Idiots of GMOD 2