#hank the hufflepuff

[salixtreeofficial]

Ain't no love in Oklahoma

[afriendlyneighborhoodhufflepuff]

Voight has been an abuser and manipulator since we met him in S1 of Fire.

[kaleidoscopiccc]

mischa ricky and astrid are gryfindors, penny constance tammy and hank are hufflepuffs, ocean and trishna are ravenclaws, noel and corey are slytherins

[nostalgic-shamefest]

(You all seem to have loved getting bullied with the bcs one and I live to serve, so here it is)

What your favourite Breaking Bad character says about you according to me

[hyper specific]

Walter: you have internalised or regular misogyny and you're turning into your mother. This is an intervention

Jessie: you had a toxic homoerotic friendship in your formative years/ You were a 21 pilots car radio type bitch

Skyler: you used to be a pickme teenager and now you deeply regret it.

Marie: you cut your own bangs

Hank: unfortunately your bigot uncle is the only person in your family that ever really understood you.

Steve: you take great care of your friends but you don't know how to let people take care of you

Walter Jr./ Flinn: you're extra. You shitpost. And somehow you still get pussy

Jane: you used to participate in internet discourse about my immortal. You say weird slang ironically but you end up meaning it

Donald Margolis: You specifically read angst/ major character death fics

Gale: you identify as a Hufflepuff.

Tyrus: you'd like to bedazzle a flip phone. You're an Aubrey plaza fan

Victor: you tell people you have an rbf but you're obviously squinting

Lydia: you've been severely underestimated in your life but that's not something a to-do list can fix

Todd: I won't bully you NOT because you scare me but because you're- you've..yeah...no fuck it you know what?! Your pornhub search history is bleak

Skinny Pete: you'd do a gap year in Berlin if you had the money. You'd probably, annoyingly, not become pretentious.

Badger: someone should do something about your himbo addiction

Bolsa: you've been holding in a fart or maybe that's just your face

Hector: you were so annoying about the joker movie

Andrea: you love retrospectives about Disney and Nickelodeon stars post working there

Kuby: you got roped into watching this show cause you saw the cast list. You were 5 episodes in when you realised this isn't a comedy

[ohmyrosiexo]

what you gonna do when i come come through with that that uh uh huh

Basic Information

Full Name: Roseanne Park

Stage Name: ROSÉ (로제)

Nickname(s): Rose, Rosie, “Pasta”

Age: Twenty Seven

Date of Birth: February 11th, 1997

Hometown: Auckland, New Zealand

Current Location: Seoul, South Korea

Ethnicity: Korean

Nationality: Australian

Gender: Cis Female

Pronouns: She/Her/Hers

Orientation: Heteroromantic & Heterosexual

Occupation: Singer

Living Arrangements: Penthouse in Yongsan Prugio Summit

Language(s) Spoken: Korean, English, Japanese

Physical Appearance

Hair Colour: Blonde, naturally brunette

Eye Colour: light brown

Height: 5'6

Weight: ~110lbs

Tattoos: a tiny h

Piercings: ears, three holes on her left ear, and only two on her right.

Favorites'

Season: Fall/Autumn

Colour: blue

Movies: disney,

Sport: cheerleading, bike riding

Beverage: healthy drinks

Family, Relationships & More

Family: Mother, Father, older sister & Hank (her dog)

Relationship Status: Single

Love Interest: N/a

Past Relationships: Mingyu (ex on good terms)

Extra

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Discography

Without You Collaboration with G-Dragon September 15, 2012

Square One Debut Single Album August 8, 2016

Square Two Single Album November 1, 2016

As If It’s Your Last Single June 22, 2017

Blackpink Japanese Debut Mini Album August 30, 2017

Just Dance Soundtrack / Demo with VINCE October 29, 2017

So Hot (THEBLACKLABEL Remix) Remake Single December 25, 2017

Re:Blackpink Japanese Repackage Album March 28, 2018

Square Up Mini Album / EP June 15, 2018

DDU-DU DDU-DU Single July 23, 2018

Kiss and Make Up Collaboration with Dua Lipa October 19, 2018

BLACKPINK In Your Area Japanese Mini Album  November 23, 2018

BLACKPINK Arena Tour 2018 “Special Final in Kyocera Dome Osaka” Japanese Live Album March 22, 2019

Kill This Love Mini Album / EP  April 5, 2019

BLACKPINK 2018 Tour [In Your Area] Seoul Live Album August 8, 2019

Kill This Love (Japanese Version) Japanese Studio Album October 16, 2019

Awesome Samsung Galaxy A71 Soundtrack January 9, 2020

BLACKPINK 2019-2020 World Tour In Your Area – Tokyo Dome Japanese Live Album May 6, 2020

Sour Candy Collaboration with Lady Gaga May 28, 2020

How You Like That Pre-release Single June 26, 2020

Ice Cream (with Selena Gomez) Pre-release Single August 28, 2020

Kiss and Make Up (Remix) (Mixed) Collaboration with Dua Lipa, The Blessed Madonna August 29, 2020

The Album Studio Album October 2, 2020

-R- Debut Single Album March 12, 2021

BLACKPINK 2021 ‘The Show’ Live Live Album June 1, 2021

The Album (Japanese Version) Japanese Studio Album August 3, 2021

Sour Candy (Shygirl & Mura Masa Remix) Collaboration with Lady Gaga, Shygirl, Mura Masa September 21, 2021

Ready For Love Collaboration (with battle royale video game PUBG Mobile) July 29, 2022

Pink Venom Pre-release Single August 19, 2022

Born Pink Studio Album September 16, 2022

The Girls BPTG Soundtrack August 23, 2023

I-LAND2 : N/α Signal Song Soundtrack April 4, 2024

Fun Facts

She is Korean, but she was born in Auckland, New Zealand, and raised in Melbourne, Australia, where she attended Canterbury Girls Secondary College.

Pre-debut, ROSÉ used to be a cheerleader in Australia

She can play the piano, the guitar

She also likes drawing

She is left-handed

She really likes kimchi stew

She's very sensitive, and cries very easily

[kamryn1963]

PD characters in Hogwarts houses (part 1?)

My Harry Potter knowledge is a tad rusty and some of these were really hard lol. This is obviously just my opinion and it was actually kinda fun, so I might sort some other characters too at a later time. Anyhow...

Alvin Olinsky- Slytherin

Hank Voight- Slytherin

Erin Lindsay- Slytherin

Dante Torres- Slytherin

Sean Roman - Slytherin

Adam Ruzek- Gryffindor

Jay Halstead- Gryffindor

Antonio Dawson- Gryffindor

Kim Burgess- Hufflepuff

Kevin Atwater- Hufflepuff

Julie Willhite- Hufflepuff

Mouse- Hufflepuff

Vanessa Rojas- Hufflepuff

Nadia Decotis- Hufflepuff

Trudy Platt- Ravenclaw

Hailey Upton- Ravenclaw

Sheldon Jin- Ravenclaw

[user-59861931]

DBH Hogwarts AU

I saw a post of connor as Slytherin and i 100% agree with that, so i just had to put everyone in there rightful house.

Ships: Connor x Markus

Content warnings: None (no spell check lol)

Slytherin

• Connor ~ like i said connor would definitely be a slytherin. and i don’t want to hear “no i think he’d be a gryfindor or he’d be a ravenclaw bc-“ no your wrong i’m right. (/hj)

- Conner looks all sweet and nice but would kick ur ass when u least suspect it.

- Not to mention the fact that he lies and uses his words in a very particular way to get what he what’s when he needs it. (not saying all Slytherin’s lie. I am one so not trying to come at my fellow Slytherins or anything)

- I like to think that in this AU Hank is the headmaster and that Connor is his son. (Biologically) Connor def pull that “Well i could just go tell my dad” card just to fuck with people.

• Kara ~ I feel like a lot of people would think Kara is a Hufflepuff but i actually feel like Alice would be The Hufflepuff (Alice would be Kara’s little sister in this AU) and Kara would be a Slytherin.

- Like Alice would be like “Come on Kara let’s just help them” or “No lets not do that it’s bad Kara” But then Kara just be like “stfu” and do it anyway. (kinda like what she dose in the game depending on what you chose.

- But even is Kara isn’t a Hufflepuff i feel like she would be a healer type witch and really love potions.

- She’d wouldn’t be a prefect (bc u know she be getting in trouble for stupid shit) but would be really respected and all the 1st year Slytherins would look up to her.

Slytherin (Side character Edition)

Chloe ~ She gives prefect Slytherin vibes.

Kamski ~ Do i even need to explain that one?

Gavin ~ He’s that type of Slytherin that try’s to act all tough and be all scary but in reality he’s just a softy. He’d never admit it though.

Gryffindor

• Hank ~ He may be a grumpy grumpy old man in his 50s now but oh boy he was the Definition of Gryffindor back in his day.

- Like i said he’s the Headmaster of hogwarts and he has a very love hate relationship with his job.

- Dose not give a shit that Connor is in Slytherin House. That’s his son, he’s not gonna care what house he’s in. No matter what he will love him.

- Will pull Connor out of class to ask him stupid questions. Like he will have Connor thinking he in trouble but in reality hank just wants to know what shirt he should wear to the school council next meeting.

• Markus ~ He is the head seeker for the Gryffindor team. Just has that golden boy vibe too him. (oh yeah btw Carl would be his dad in this AU but he’s just adopted)

- (remember how i said the ship in this was Connor x Markus. yeah that comes into play now) Markus can get any girl he wants he’s mister popular and everyone loves him.

- But he is absolutely head over heals for Connor and no one knows it expect himself. He fell so god dam hard and for the headmasters son out of all people.

- He’d look for him when he’s playing games sometimes getting distracted. One time he even fell off his broom.

Gryffindor (Side Character edition)

North ~ She has that classic chaotic Gryffindor feel to her.

Simon ~ That one Chill Gryffindor that’s high all the time.

Ralph ~ Would have way to much school spirt and everyone would think he’s wired. But in reality he just wants a friend and maybe a hug.

Leo ~ (Don’t get me wrong i hate Leo as much as the next person but in this AU he’s Markus brother so yk) Would be all upset about how his stupid adopted brother is the popular one and not him.

Ravenclaw

(no more main character left expect for Alice so Ravenclaw just gets bullet points. i’m sorry 😕. )

Lucy ~ Would be The head teacher of Ravenclaw and would teach Astronomy and be a sub for potions.

Luther ~ He’s a big teddy bear Ravenclaw. Like any classic Ravenclaw he’d always have his head in a book and a big passion for learning.

Carl ~ was a chaotic and mysterious ravenclaw/ wizard in his school days.

Perkins ~ this ass would be a Ravenclaw and we all know it.

Daniel ~ Don’t ask me why he just is.

Hufflepuff

Alice ~ Like i said before she’s just a scared little Hufflepuff clinging too her sister. (Her and Kara would live alone in a small apartment btw. No Todd in this AU.

- Would be a 1st year while Markus, Kara, and Connor would be in year 6.

- If she doesn’t have class would probably go looking for Kara but Kara would have too push he out of nest so she could make her own friends.

-Stright A’s and would probably be a Perfect when she got older. (I can also picture her being a teacher at Hogwarts when she’s older.)

Huffelpuff (Side Character edition)

Josh ~ Your gonna look at me and tell me he’s not a Huffelpuff? Yeah that’s what i thought.

Jerry ~ Would bake all the 1st years cookie on the 1st day of school.

Thanks all sm for reading :D Probably gonna me a short fic of Connor and Markus in this AU.

[shelbgrey]

Sorting my favorite fictional characters into hogwarts houses because I'm board and I have writers block.

If I have the motivation I'll explain why later or you can commit your thoughts and I'll post them.

Grey's anatomy:

Derek shepherd - Ravenclaw

Meredith Grey - Gryffindor

April Kepner - Hufflepuff

Owen hunt - Gryffindor

Callie Torres - Ravenclaw

Miranda Bailey - Gryffindor

Alex Karev - Slytherin

Jackson avery - Ravenclaw

Arizona Robinson - Hufflepuff

Christina Yang - Askaban

Bridgerton:

Anthony Bridgerton - Slytherin

Benedict Bridgerton - Hufflepuff

Colin Bridgerton - Ravenclaw

Daphne Bridgerton - Gryffindor

Elois Bridgerton - Ravenclaw

Francesca Bridgerton - Hufflepuff

Gregory Bridgerton - Gryffindor

Hyacinth Bridgerton - Hufflepuff

Kate Sharma - Gryffindor

Penelope Fetherington - Ravenclaw

Marvel:

Tony stark - Sylthrin

Steve Rogers - Gryffindor

Clint Barton - Gryffindor

Bruce Banner - Ravenclaw

Thor - Hufflepuff

Natasha Romanoff - Sylthrin

Marc Spector - Gryffindor

Steven Grant - Hufflepuff

Jake Lockly - Slytherin

Scott lang - Hufflepuff

Stephen Strange - Ravenclaw

Wanda Maximoff - Gryffindor

Sam Wilson - Gryffindor

Vision - Ravenclaw

T'challa - Ravenclaw

Bucky Barnes - Sylthrin

Loki - Sylthrin

X-men:

Scott Summers - Gryffindor

Hank McCoy - Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff

Charles Xavier - Gryffindor

Logan Howlett - Slytherin

Jean Grey - Slytherin

Erik Lehnsherr - Slytherin

Storm - Gryffindor

Kurt Wagner - Hufflepuff

Rogue - Gryffindor or Slytherin

Bates motel:

Alex Romero - Gryffindor

Norma Bates - Hufflepuff

Norman Bates - Slytherin

Dylan Massett - Gryffindor

Emma Decody - Ravenclaw

Chick Hogan - Slytherin

Supernatural:

Dean winchester - Gryffindor

Sam Winchester - Ravenclaw

Castiel - Hufflepuff

Charlie Bradbury - Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff

Bobby Singer - Ravenclaw

Jack Kline - Hufflepuff

Lucifer - Slytherin

Gabriel - Gryffindor

Jody Mills - Ravenclaw

Clair Novak - Slytherin

Ghostbusters:

Egon Spengler - Ravenclaw

Peter Venkman - Gryffindor

Ray Stantz - Hufflepuff

Winston Zeddemore - Gryffindor

Bones:

Seeley Booth - Gryffindor

Jack Hodgins - Ravenclaw

Temperance Brennan - Ravenclaw

Lance Sweets - Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff

James Aubrey - Hufflepuff

Zack Addy - Hufflepuff

Angela Montenegro - Gryffindor

Caroline Julian - Gryffindor

Camille Saroyan - Slytherin

Arastoo Vaziri - Ravenclaw

Vincent Nigel-Murray - Hufflepuff

Finn Abernathy - Gryffindor

Colin Fisher - Slytherin

Wendell Bray - Ravenclaw

Daisy wick she shall not be named here - askaban

Once upon a time in... Hollywood

Cliff Booth - Gryffindor

Rick Dalton - Hufflepuff

Sharon Tate - Hufflepuff

The Outsiders:

Sodapop Curtis - Hufflepuff

Ponyboy Curtis - Ravenclaw

Darry Curtis - Gryffindor

Dally Winston - Slytherin

Steve Randle - Hufflepuff

Johnny Cade - Hufflepuff

Two-bit Mathews - Gryffindor

Twilight:

Carlisle Cullen - Ravenclaw

Esme cullen - Hufflepuff

Edward Cullen - Ravenclaw

Emmett Cullen - Gryffindor

Rosalie Hale - Slytherin

Alice Cullen - Hufflepuff

Jasper Hale - Gryffindor

Eleazar Denali - Ravenclaw

Carmen Denali - Gryffindor

Tayna Denali - Hufflepuff

Kate Denali - Gryffindor

Irina Denali - Sylthrin

Garrett - Sylthrin or Gryffindor

Benjamin - Hufflepuff

The Great Gastby:

Jay Gastby - Hufflepuff

Nick Carway - Gryffindor

Jordan Baker - Ravenclaw

Dasiy Buchanan - Hufflepuff

Tom Buchanan - Askaban

Once upon a time:

David Nolan - Gryffindor

Snow white - Hufflepuff

Robin Hood - Gryffindor

Killian Jones - Slytherin

Emma Swan - Gryffindor

Regina Mills - Slytherin

Henry Mills - Ravenclaw

Mr. Gold - Askaban

Belle French - Ravenclaw

Ruby - Gryffindor

August Booth - Ravenclaw

Archie Hopper - Hufflepuff

Elvis Presley's movie characters:

Vince Everett - Gryffindor

Chadwick Gates - Ravenclaw

Clint Reno - Hufflepuff

Steve Grayson - Ravenclaw

Ross Carpenter - Hufflepuff

ER:

Doug Ross - Gryffindor

Mark Greene - Ravenclaw

Susan Lewis - Hufflepuff

Peter Benton - Slytherin

John Carter - Hufflepuff

Ocean's 11:

Danny Ocean - Gryffindor

Rusty Ryan - Slytherin

Linus Caldwell - Hufflepuff

[haveanotherocblog]

Kim Willard

Full Name: Kimberly Rose Willard

Name Origin: Kimberly- “woodland clearing of the royal fortress”. Rose- “flower”. Willard- “strong desire”.

Nickname(s): Kimmy- by Hank Anderson, Gavin Reed, Captain Allen & Captain Jeffery Fowler, Velma- Gavin Reed, Sergeant- by Agent Andrew Perkins, Connor- RK800 & Willow- PM700, Kim- Connor- RK800 & Willow- PM700

Birthday: August 8, 2004

Zodiac: Leo

Age(s): 35

Sex: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Ethnicity: Korean-American

Place of Birth: Detroit, Michigan

Current Residence: Chicago, Illinois

Occupation(s): Chicago Police Sergeant, Detroit Police Detective (Formerly)

Appearance

Hair: Black, Medium, Straight

Eyes: Narrow, Slanted, Brown

Nose: Straight, downturned

Mouth: Round and Plump

Skin Tone: Peach toned, with a floral sleeve tattoo on her left arm

Build: 5’7”, 131lbs, hourglass body shape

Style: Tight fitting clothing, mostly black, giving a punk/emo vibe

Personality

Traits: Accomplished, Curious, Dedicated, Friendly, Hard Working, Intelligent, Passionate, Resourceful, Strong, Stubborn, Willful

Strengths: Impeccable wit. Funny. Sympathetic

Flaws: Impatient. Engages is Risky Behavior

Habits: TBD

Alignment: Neutral Good

MBTI Type: ESFJ-A- the Consul: 74%- Extraverted, 54%- Observant, 74%- Feeling, 85%- Judging, 69%- Assertive

Family

Father: Beau Willard

Mother: Subin Willard

Best Friend(s): Willow- PM700

Friends: Hank Anderson, Captain Allen, Captain Jeffrey Fowler, Rose, Adam, Kara- AX400, Alice- YK500, Luther- TR400, Connor- RK800

Love Interest(s): Connor- RK800, Gavin Reed

Complicated: Gavin Reed

Other Information

Accomplishments: TBD

Hobbies: TBD

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Story: Strangers of Tomorrow

Fandom(s): Detroit: Become Human

Iconic Quotes

Kim: TBD

[road2nf]

The Nerdfighter community has given me lots of friends and interesting stuff to talk about.

John’s books have opened my eyes to a new genre and Hank’s views on the ecosystem has drastically opened my eyes.

The Nerdfighter community has given me lots of friends and interesting stuff to talk about.

-Carlie Scion (cancerperksofbeinggus.tumblr)

________________________________________________________

John and Hank are both extraordinarily clever, thoughtful and imaginative people who I adore and look up to. The first time I watched a Vlogbrothers video, I immediately subscribed and I swear to god (no exaggeration) I must have watched over 70 videos that day!

Now, John and Hank have helped me in many ways. For example, whilst taking my science exam, the song “strange charm” helped me a lot with remembering what a quark is.

John’s work has also helped me a lot, as without it, I wouldn’t have written my first proper song. After reading Looking for Alaska, I patiently awaited the release of The Fault in Our Stars. After reading, I was inspired to write a song about it. This then went on to me switching to a music course, which was one of the best decisions of my life.

Now, I once met the Vlogbrothers at a The Fault in Our Stars book signing, and they were so nice to me (even though I was a stuttering mess and nearly cried when John complimented me on my Hufflepuff scarf!)

I handed them a letter which explained how happy they make me feel, and the fact that they may have read it makes me feel like the luckiest person in the world.

The Vlogbrothers have made me happy, made me smarter and I am so glad I found them.

I owe them all of my thanks!

-Ellie Anderson (@lizardpoop)

[esperisdrunkinwonderland]

Seven

A/N: i wrote this in like 10 minutes about me two days after finding out Hank cheated on me I glanced over at my sister. We were out at the bar (even though I was under age, nobody cared), because of course we were. I was getting over Hank. Again. “Was it ever really love if  the night the we broke up we both went out hook-up with the one we told each other not to worry about? Was it really everything? Was I caught up in a dream? Seven months was just a fling.” I had begun to ramble. “I’m starting to freak out.” Kenzee said, eyes flickering to my face as I glared down at my drink. 

“He didn’t deserve you.” Kenzee said softly, rubbing my back, but I wasn’t listening. Memories flickered and popped in my consciousness. He was gone. And I would never be fully over him. Six months ago, the thought of breaking up with him, it hurt, but it was bearable. Now, I could barely function without him. And I hoped he was with just as screwed over as I was, or that he got an STD from his new bitch.

tagging moots:

@puppy-coded @innerloverpainter @writtenbytimburton @sw34terw34ther @spiderlvr06 @sp1rit-realm @dirtytransmasc @haydipoof @maddipoof @beezywriting @yellowflowerbean @strawberyy-cows @dylwrites @beaucherie @jamespottersmommy @comfyymoon @nyxxxxxxxx @princess-paramour @percy-the-hufflepuff @mad-elia

[salixtreeofficial]

Very Demure. Very Mindful.

[its-rosemary30]

Hufflepuff Movie Recommendations

Students belonging to this house are known to be hard-working, friendly, loyal, honest and rather impartial.

1. Forrest Gump

2. Moonrise Kingdom

3. The Nice Guys

4. Deadpool

5. Lars and the Real Girl

6. Adam

7. Bohemian Rhapsody

8. About a Boy

9. This Beautiful Fantastic

10. Happy Death Day

[sarcasticslytherins]

Muggle Teen Drarry

Draco, playing DBH: HAHA I’m gonna do everything in my power for Connor to piss Hank off

Harry: I’ve been down this ro-

Draco: *pisses off Hank by saying he’s a machine* *does other crap to piss him off*

Draco: It’s not like Hank is gonna shoot me or anything

Harry: Draco he wi-

Hank: *shoots Connor point blank*

Draco:

Harry:

Connor: *dead*

Draco, whispering: what have I done?!?!?

[electricslytherindog]

DBH Hogwarts!au (good ending)

Slytherin:

Connor (second house is Hufflepuff), Hank (second house is Slytherin), Carl (second house is Hufflepuff), Josh (second house is Griffindor)

Griffindor:

North (second house is Slytherin), Leo, Gavin (second house is Slytherin), Alice (second house is Hufflepuff), Kara (second house is Hufflepuff).

Hufflepuff:

Simon (second house is Ravenclaw), Daniel (second house is Slytherin), Jerry (second house is Griffindor), Ralph (second house is Griffindor), bonus: Luther (second house is Ravenclaw)

Slytherin:

Amanda (second house is Ravenclaw), Kamski (second house is Ravenclaw) Markus (second house is Ravenclaw)

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF:

“Should you go first and I remain, to finish with the scroll No lessening shadows shall ever creep in to make this life seem droll We've known so much of happiness, we've had our cup of joy And memory is one gift of God that death cannot destroy”

–Hank Williams (Beyond the Sunset)