#harry potter wands

[mezz000]

ranking every Harry Potter character’s wands on how pleasurable they’d be as dildos. (pt 1)

1. Sirius

Eh. you wouldn’t feel much. 1/10

2. Hermione

starting to get there. You’d get a little sensation but it wouldn’t be anything to write home about. 2/10

3. Dumbledore

Welcome to SQUIRT TOWN 💦 Resident: YOU 🫵

9/10. Only because the little holes give me trypophobia.

4. Lucius

Owch. No thank you. -10/10

5. Snape

Yawn. Boring. I’d feel absolutely nothing. 0/10

No wonder Lilly left your ass. next

6. Fluer

Some sensation, I’d squirt a little. But only with time, practice and getting used to. 5/10

7. Ginny

Now we’re talking. If I were a witch, this is my go-to choice. Not too thick or girthy, but not too smooth or plain either. Just enough ridges and bumps all in the right places. And a nice sexy sheen black coat. 10/10

8. Luna Lovegood

Also a nice choice. The bit where the thick becomes thin would hit the g-spot nicely with enough friction + shoulder motion. 8/10

9. George

2/10

10. Hagrid

That’s an umbrella.

[seedsinmygarden]

HLC WAND LIST

Hello all! I recall putting a lot of time and research into this one. It was definitely a lot of fun to kind of figure out what goes into "the wand chooses the wizard." Hope you enjoy and I hope the matches are satisfactory!

Word Count: N/A, it's just a list lol

Tags and Warnings: None.

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OMINIS GAUNT -

Wand Style and Color: Classic, Black

Wand Length: 10 inches

Wood Type: Willow

Flexibility: Reasonably Supple

Wand Core: Unicorn Hair

Wand Handle?: Imperial, Grey and Silver

SEBASTIAN SALLOW -

Wand Style and Color: Ringed, Dark Brown

Wand Length: 12.5 inches

Wood Type: Yew

Flexibility: Swishy

Wand Core: Dragon Heartstring

Wand Handle?: Checkerboard, Teal

AMIT THAKKAR -

Wand Style and Color: Ringed, Pale Brown

Wand Length: 11 inches

Wood Type: Maple

Flexibility: Quite Flexible

Wand Core: Unicorn Hair

Wand Handle?: Orbicular, Gold

GARRETH WEASLEY -

Wand Style and Color: Stalk, Warm Brown

Wand Length: 13 inches

Wood Type: Redwood

Flexibility: Fairly Bendy

Wand Core: Unicorn Hair

Wand Handle?: Botanical, Bronze Leaf

NATSAI ONAI -

Wand Style and Color: Natural, Honey Brown

Wand Length: 12 inches

Wood Type: Rowan

Flexibility: Pliant

Wand Core: Dragon Heartstring

Wand Handle?: Sabre, Brown

POPPY SWEETING -

Wand Style and Color: Stalk, Honey Brown

Wand Length: 9.5 inches

Wood Type: Hazel

Flexibility: Supple

Wand Core: Phoenix Feather

Wand Handle?: Botanical, Gold Leaf

IMELDA REYES -

Wand Style and Color: Spiral, Ash Brown

Wand Length: 11.5 inches

Wood Type: Chestnut

Flexibility: Stiff

Wand Core: Unicorn Hair

Wand Handle?: Swirl, Lilac

ANNE SALLOW -

Wand Style and Color: Stalk, Dark Brown

Wand Length: 10.5 inches

Wood Type: Sycamore

Flexibility: Quite Bendy

Wand Core: Phoenix Feather

Wand Handle?: Column, Teal and Brown

EVERETT CLOPTON -

Wand Style and Color: Soft Spiral, Warm Brown

Wand Length: 14 inches

Wood Type: Spruce

Flexibility: Slightly Springy

Wand Core: Unicorn Hair

Wand Handle?: Basketweave, Black

LEANDER PREWETT -

Wand Style and Color: Spiral, Dark Brown

Wand Length: 14 inches

Wood Type: Dogwood

Flexibility: Whippy

Wand Core: Dragon Heartstring

Wand Handle?: Basketweave, Red

LUCAN BRATTLEBY -

Wand Style and Color: Notched, Dusty Pink

Wand Length: 12.5 inches

Wood Type: Red Oak

Flexibility: Swishy

Wand Core: Phoenix Feather

Wand Handle?: Arrow, Brown

PROFESSOR FIG -

Wand Style and Color: Classic, Grey

Wand Length: 11 inches

Wood Type: Beech

Flexibility: Brittle

Wand Core: Phoenix Feather

Wand Handle?: Corkscrew, Teal Blue

[rain-dreams-and-wishes]

[worldofkaeos]

i made wands from scratch (using paint, chopsticks and glue gun) and decorated that book 😉

its unicorn hair i think

technically i made the wands for my teachers for teachers' day (the theme was wizards) so i don't have it anymore haha

[delumineight]

ron and hermione wandlore

we talk a lot about ron and hermione’s patronuses but i fear we never talk about their wandlore… and since this is like the only magical thing i know about i am going make a thread about it.

— wand overview

ron’s wand: willow wood, unicorn hair core, fourteen inches, no given flexibility

hermione’s wand: vine wood, dragon heartstring core, ten inches and three quarters, no given flexibility

finish reading below cut!

WOOD

RON: willow wooded wands are described by olivander to take a liking to wizard’s with an inclination to healing. in addition, it is also known for enhancing already advanced magic and being particularly powerful for use of non-verbal spells. the users of this wood often have some type of unwarranted insecurity despite them trying hard to hide whatever it may be. a quote from olivander is “it has always been a proverb in my family that he who has furthest to travel will go fastest with willow.”

a few times throughout the series ron is seen taking care of his friends while they’re in the infirmary; hermione in second year, harry in second + third year, hermione at shell cottage. ron doesn’t cast a lot of “advanced” magic in the books but multiple times he does use nonverbal spells that are described as powerful. his insecurities are also shown multiple times with his family’s financial status, his quidditch abilities, and even his love life. with the final comment of olivander cannot be limited to physical travel, but also emotional and mental travel, as in ron’s character development and what he went through under the affect of salazar slytherin’s locket.

HERMIONE: vine is not commonly used for wand due to its roughness, it is a wood given to a sense of wizards who feel as if they may have a greater purpose in life than what they are currently doing, but with personalities hid deeper within. even without being in a user’s hand these wands have been known to create sparks if their user enters the room it has been left in.

in the deathly hallows hermione outright says “i’m hoping to do some good in the world!” when asked by scrimegour about her career plans. throughout the novels she shows some sense of being stuck up, believing that she is a smarter than those around her. she is more reserved with herself than her counterparts (harry and ron) in her personality as she puts things that she deems crucial to her success before rest or having any time to relax. though she most definitely does have a personality, it is one of the most muted in the series.

2. CORE

RON: unicorn hair cored wands are the most consistent producers of magic out of the main three cores. it has the least chance of blockages and random fluctuations in its alliance if stolen or taken. it is also the most difficult to be turned to dark arts, as unicorns are creatures of purity. they are very faithful to their owners and do not obey well if separated. the only disadvantages with unicorn cores is that they are the weakest of the cores, but the wood of the wand can often make up for that. if mishandled they also known to “die” or halt greatly in the degree of which they produce successful spells.

as mentioned previously under the wood section, willow wands can be used for great magical things and would in fact make up for the weakness caused by a unicorn hair core. not turning alliances quickly or being unwilling to do so also represents ron’s loyalty to harry and hermione despite the fact of being given multiple chances to leave them for good and work against them because of his blood purity. ron does have his wand taken by snatchers in harry potter and the deathly hallows, but there is never an update on it and how well it obeyed its stealers.

HERMIONE: contrary to unicorn hair core, dragon heartstring is the most powerful of the main three cores. they also tend to adapt and learn their owner fast than any other type of core. they are much easier to change alliance to, but they will not ever have a bond with someone in the way that they had with their original owner. the biggest downside, especially at the time of the novels, is their susceptibility to turn to the dark arts. it will not do this of it’s own accord, but if the user (not the owner) wants it badly enough, it will turn at command and be willing to obey its handler.

ron says it himself in harry potter and the deathly hallows that hermione is the best at magic, which is reflected in the explanation of the dragon heartstring core. it is also interesting the difference between ron and hermione’s wand cores, unicorn being the weakest while dragon heartstring is the strongest, unicorn being the least susceptible to turning to the dark arts or changing loyalty while dragon heartstring is the the quickest to do both.

3. LENGTH

RON: most wands in the wizarding world range from 9 to 14 inches and often reflect the height of the wizard and the “size” of their personality. with ron’s being fourteen inches we can assume that it really took both factors into account, as he is very tall and has a rather strong personality, being quite emotional and with a strong sense of self.

HERMIONE: once again being related to the height and size of personality to their owner, hermione’s is only 10.75 inches, showing part of her physical appearance and the bit of reluctance she has to open up to others.

4. LENGTH

though not having canonical information on it, i’m going to give my personal headcanons and thought here. what we do know about wand flexibility or lack therefore is that it is based around a wizard’s ability to adapt to change. below is a list from most bendable to the stiffest of the levels for reference. if anyone has any other suggestions or comments about my selections on these please let me know! i am always open to other ideas because i am a very forgetful person so i may have missed something that indicated it should be different.

— very flexible, quite flexible, surprisingly swishy,

swishy, quite bendy, fairly bendy, whippy, pliant,

supple, reasonably supple, slightly springy,

slightly yielding, solid, stiff, hard, rigid,

unbending, unyielding, brittle

RON: rigid. ron is strong in his beliefs, but slightly waver for nothing other than love and admiration for those around him. this is mostly pointed toward his opinion of s.p.e.w. (which still isn’t really his favorite thing) and how it grew on him slightly as hermione grew on him much more. i didn’t want to put him anything higher because of the rest of his ideas that really don’t ever change, including his view on blood purity and how it doesn’t really matter, his hatred for blood purists, his worries during the horcrux hunt, his opinion on krum (the change when he attends the yule ball contributes to the yield of it being more! but then how he keeps the grudge forever kind of cancels that out, i think), and much more. he’s a very opinionated person.

HERMIONE: unyielding. ron and hermione are both very stubborn, but i do believe hermione is more so. throughout the series people try to convince her of things and she doesn’t agree with them and even shames them for opinions are that are different from hers (ex. s.p.e.w.). many arguments between her and ron are actually because of their stubbornness that they share (god be with anyone who argues with either of their children) but she is always able to back her opinions up with facts and evidence to ensure that she is right, while her opponent, usually ron, only has some knowledge of whatever is going on and doesn’t have academical words to back them up. this even carries over to harry potter and the deathly hallows when she argues with xenophillius lovegood over the erumpment horn in his house.

sources:

— wand information: ron - hermione

— wood information: ron 1, 2 - hermione 1, 2

— core information: both

— length information: both

— flexibility information: both

[official-n-a-shoemaker]

Which Harry Potter/Hogwarts Legacy inspired wand would you choose? 

[supernightboy08]

My favorite Magic wands:

1. Harry’s Wand

2. Elder Wand

3. Tom Riddle’s Wand

4. Royal Magic Wand

5. Moon Stick

[kinglysock]

This isn't a stupid ask just curious:

What's your wand wood + patronus?

My wand is hawthorn wood 10 inch and surprisingly swishy flexibility (basically Draco's wand besides the flexibility 💀) Patronus is a marsh harrier.

You can take the quizzes at wizardmore too as many times as you can :D (though from the patronus quizzes only the full one works)

okay okay!! Aaaa! This is so fun, okay.

so I do play Hogwarts: Legacy but I chose my wand AGES ago and I can’t remember what it is so I decided to take the quiz.

For a wand I got; Hazel Wood with a Unicorn Core, 13 3/4, and reasonably supple flexibility. (Which is lowkey pretty accurate I think, but I do remember choosing something about a Phoenix core or feather? In Hogwarts Legacy. But I remember now debating a long time whether or not to go with the Unicorn because I had a big unicorn phase in middle school)

For a Patronus, I couldn’t use the quiz on wizard more for some reason it wouldn’t load so I took a random one I found on Quizoto and I got a cat, and I was like “well I can’t possibly be a cat, cats hate me” so I tried to load the wizardmore one once again and got the extended version to work and guess what it gave? Nebelung Cat! So I guess I am a cat. Which is hilarious. I am notorious for having cats despise my presence.

[league-of-retired-evil]

Made another PuffballsUnited fan-art of the Henry Stickmin collection!

Henry Stickmin successfully snuck into the back-side of the museum and reached the Romanian Archaeological Exhibit. A double-door is locked, showcasing the direct path to the Tunisian Diamond on the other side of their glassy display. Whilst hiding within the shadows of the corner, two security guards walked past- one of them carrying a very convenient key. "How to get that key," Henry pondered as the two guards were discussing about their shift schedules.

So here's where you guys come in: I'm going to make a poll as to which item displayed will be the top choice to use to grab the key. You don't have to provide an explanation; just the item name. Within a week, I'll have a winner to start drawing.

[markowitzbrothers]

The Real-World Manifestation of Personality Traits in Wand Wood Trees

Creativity

Wands take into account your creativity when bonding. Creativity is roughly defined in wandlore as playful aesthetic exploration. The amount of creativity a wandwood requires in a caster has a correlation with the amount the tree has inspired revolutionary innovation for different cultures. This could be because if a tree spirit wants to see more innovation in the world, it will at no point stop or punish creative actions. These trees would, in turn, be disproportionately mentioned in association with innovation, while other tree spirits stopped innovative actions for the championing of other values.

Intellect

The next trait a wand recognizes is abstraction, or intellect. This trait is defined in wandlore as an interest in abstract thought. The amount of interest in abstract thought a tree requires from its owner is highly correlated with the viciousness of the natural conditions a tree deals with. The rougher the natural conditions of a tree's natural habitat, the less intellect a tree will require from a witch or wizard. This is because a tree spirit, just like a person, only enjoys thoughts when its life is not in danger.

Conscientiousness

Conscientiousness is a complex trait in wandlore, measuring how often you rethink things. This trait is found in studying historical events that the tree is associated with. The trait is not easy to find in most trees, but my brother and I have successfully categorized every one of our 100 wand woods with a conscientiousness level.

Compassion

Compassion in wandlore refers to how stubbornly your compassion for someone or something sticks around, coupled with your sensitivity to cuteness. Compassion in a wand wood is dependent on how often a tree is associated with physical hardships throughout history. Many of the physical hardships recorded in history are battles and wars that have happened in ancient times. One possible concern to have is being worried that historical accounts do not accurately depict the spirit of a tree. In my experience, it is often not the fault of history's scribes but of the wandreader, who has a disregard for the power tree spirits have over the outside world. My brother and I have studied magical history long enough to take notice of the ruthless nature of tree spirits, and we warn the next generation of wand makers that the power they have should not be underestimated. The truth is, if a story pertaining to a tree spirit is falsely concocted, that story will never spread, and the author may never see tomorrow.

Politeness

Politeness is always low in a tree when the tree has red hues in its bark. Besides artistic and historical association, politeness has a physical manifestation in wand wood trees. Politeness is higher the taller a tree is in relation to the width of its trunk. Ancient Greek wand makers made sense of this by explaining that if your crown is in the clouds, you are focusing on trivial issues such as offending people. The Celtic wand makers, on the other hand, said the small trees were resentful of the others and, in turn, challenged authority constantly. Me and my brother have seen both perspectives be true. 

Volatility

Volatility, in wandlore, refers to the irritability you feel on a daily basis. Volatile wands have a history associated with volatility.

Withdrawal

Withdrawal in wandlore refers to feelings of depression and anxiety. A tree high in withdrawal has a past littered with sadness.

Assertiveness

In wandlore, assertiveness refers to your tendency to make your voice commanding. Assertiveness as a trait of a tree is especially tricky to investigate. It's difficult to study the assertiveness of a tree historically because a story with assertiveness could be reinterpreted as a story with a number of other traits. This fact means the trait is heavily interpretative, and I encourage every wand owner to investigate their wood stories for themselves.

Enthusiasm

Enthusiasm in wandlore refers to your bringing energy to social situations. A wand woods enthusiasm requirements have a correlation with a trees tendency to be in exceptionally lively environments. This could refer to a party or brawl, as long as it’s a lively scene.

[elegantdemoness]

My beautiful Aries, I can't put it into words how much she means to me 🤗 🐾

[wickedpotterpictures]

Do you own any Harry Potter wands? Whether they’re handmade, bough or official licensed etc

[randonauticrap]

Which Harry Potter Wand Core Suits You?

Hey guys, I'm bored and made a UQuiz! Check it out if you like wands and stuff.

[a-block-head]

So there’s always been this nagging thought in my head about wands in the Harry Potter universe: what’s the deal with customized wands? I know that it’s a marketing ploy to sell merch in the real world, but is there an in universe explanation for them? Because in the first movie when Harry is testing wands at Ollivander’s, they all look the same, yet then we get all these distinct looking wands for all the “important” characters. Like is that something the owner has to do themselves in their free time? Are their like shops for “wand paint” or “carving tools” to customize your wand how you want it?

[eloise-elle]

Harry potter wand analysis

Hello! I was told some people would analyze my wand for me :) I just took the quiz and got an:

English Oak with a Phoenix core Twelve and a Half and Unbending Flexible

also, i was sorted into sytherin!

[rasheed556]

Hi , I would like to ask for wand and patronus analyze :

YEW Wood , Phoenix Core , 12 ¼, Rigid Flexibility.

Also I am sorting in Slytherin and Thunderbird, my patronus is Thestral.