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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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FNAF movie Mike vs Vanny on ordering pizzaplex food

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #fnaf #security breach #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Mike and Vanny definitely have different approaches to the wrong order #now that Mike knows Vanny’s secret he has to help her hold back her rage #Nessa here is already intense as is without being evil mode #least she has Mike to cool her down #she’s never gonna stab him so it’s actually fool proof #though Glitchtrap is not happy BAHA #DUDE by this point despise this sleepy guy #ALSO staff bots mentioned!! let’s get a hand for the pizzaplex staff bots 🩵🩵

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stbot · 1 year

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Kit sparring flirting being a brat

#kit tanthalos #jade claymore #tanthamore #kit x jade #willow 2022 #willow #willow spoilers #tbh i missed her being a cocky little shit #glad to see it back #i know in my brainspace that those sort of sword flourishes are impractical and honestly if jade wasn't down SO BAD kit woulda been stabbed #but they're still so fun to see!!#it's official lads i have lost any chill i ever had #this episode this SCENE really just !!!!#i'm so happy that these characters and this story exists in the world #sword lesbians of my gay lil heart #i think i need a gif tag

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sensitiveheartless · 8 months

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Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:

#this is how my brain copes with being cooped up apparently #I cannot properly express just how much the Ranpo bit has been making me crack up it makes me so happy #also holy shit dazai and fyodor’s dynamic is so funny too #breaking news: man has extremely antagonistic relationship with a muppet bent on destroying all muppets #the fuckingg— the alleyway scene. oh my gosh. DEAD APPLE #Dazai sitting at a table with TWO MUPPETS who then proceed to STAB HIM #Dazai having a normal one dkdjfjfjf #don’t mind me I’m losing it #bsd muppet au #bsd #my art #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bsd bram #bsd fukuchi

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sonnetforbonnet · 4 months

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Listen. One of my favorite parts of the "stab me" scene is Stede calling Ed a nut. Like, I could listen to him say "I've stabbed you, you nut!" over and over again. It's sweet, incredibly endearing, and just so so silly.

And then the writers had the absolute NERVE to bring it back when Ed died? How did they expect me to recover from this? Why would they devastate us in this way? What gave them the right?

#our flag means death #our flag means gay #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #stede bonnet #edward teach #ed teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed x stede #the superior petname #we better see it make a comeback in s3 #are you happy now #i've stabbed you #you nut #why'd you have to go and get yourself killed #sure david jenkins #rip my heart from my body why don't you

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canisalbus · 3 months

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I'd like to say that I love your art but never really saw the older stuff where Machete is just getting the shit kicked out of him by a homophobic universe so I only know your cute gay dogs as operatically dramatic dudes getting into Situations that only homosexuality can save them from.

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#Machete has a long history of getting the shit kicked out of him #it's still funny to me that there's now a significant amount of people that got to know him as one half of the cute gay dog duo #he's an angsty venty edgy misery sink of a character #folks that have followed my work for years have watched him get stabbed eviscerated and beheaded on the regular #this redemption arc of finding hope and love and coffee shops is a new development #answered #anonymous #I personally enjoy the boyfriend shenanigans greatly I'm unironically happy for them

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pawprintsonpavements · 9 months

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My absolute most favorite nimona scene is ambrosius' little outburst in his head in the ufo plane thingy when the director asks him what's wrong

Because here's this dude, descendant of Gloreth, protector of the kingdom who has been basically brainwashed to do whatever it takes to protect his kingdom from any sort of "threat". We see it in the arm chopping scene, we see it when bal is standing in front of him, pleading him to trust him and ambrosius points his sword at bal and then they have that fight-

And yet, in the middle of this whole kingdom wide crisis this little baby is worried about what? About the fact that Bal has a new best friend and that aRM CHOPPING IS NOT A LOVE LANGUAGE.

I love his priorities

I love how completely crazy he's going over this in his head

I love the way the tempo of the scene slowly increases till ambrosius is screaming and then abruptly cuts back to reality

And I love love love how much Ambrosius loves Ballister.

Also special mention to the scene where right after ambrosius points his sword at bal he goes "you wanna know what she is?" And he and nimona are just so in sync it's beautiful that scene

Also special mention no. 2 to the scene where bal is standing over ambrosius with his sword and ambrosius goes "go ahead kill me too" and bal just goes "if you really think I'd do that then you don't really know me at all" because my hEART.

#the director didnt think twice before stabbing ambrosius tho #god i have to stop talking about this movie #its killing me #i love you guys for putting up with this #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister boldheart #ballister blackheart #ballister x ambrosius #netflix nimona #nimona #goldenheart #also sidenote #can you imagine how happy historians would be #to find out that nimona exists #like they'd get so excited

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lightbulb-warning · 6 months

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they're getting ready to steal ALL your candy

#HAPPY HALLOWEEN #kokichi ouma #ouma kokichi #kokichi oma #oma kokichi #gonta gokuhara #gokuhara gonta #did not wanna think about anatomy or perspective. so i didn't <3 /lh #ok so i don't know if it's clear but gontas putting on kokichis wolf headband #an act that typically results in someone getting stabbed in the eye or ear #but if anyone has the dexterity to pull it off its def gonta #anyway have a nice day/night stay safe buh bye!!#maiora draws

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sesamenom · 1 month

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et tu, tyelpe?

#silm #silmarillion #celebrimbor #annatar #eregion #ides of march #<- late but oh well #caesar #blood #tw blood #testing out a watermark method #both of them have such fun hair to draw!#need to do celebrimbor and his teal hair more often #the pin on his cloak is like a feanorian star brooch but un-feanorianed #eight points is feanors six points is earendils and i have decided four points is now celebrimbors #its also the same star from part of gil galad's heraldry!#slightly altering how i draw tyelpe to make him look vaguely ore like mahtan #happy stab your local politician day! (please don't actually stab anyone because tumblr said so)

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tervaneula · 2 months

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A happy (!!) sassy elf for @beeceit ilysmmm thank you again for commissioning me, I loved drawing him I LOVE HIM SM

#he deserves to be happy and have a laugh with his friends unburdened and loved #I also forgive him for trying to stab me in the beginning #tervdraws #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart

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markantonys · 2 months

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THE WHEEL OF TIME | 1x06 → 2x06 → 2x08

#wotedit #wot #wot on prime #the wheel of time #mat cauthon #rand al'thor #cauthor #mine #GROWTH!!! ROMANCE!!!#when they reunite in cairhien and mat is desperate to reassure rand that he's going to stick with him this time #and rand is so happy to have company for the first time in months #then the viewing happens and 'if you love him stay away' and mat stays away because he loves him!!!!#and you know it is killing him inside to make rand think he's abandoned him for a second time!!!#and you know rand is heartbroken and having flashbacks to The Great Waygate Abandonment!!!#BUT THEN rand finds himself in a dire situation and suddenly mat appears out of nowhere! on the other side of the world! to save him!!!#and what this gifset does not capture is the extremely romantic and sweeping version of mat's theme that plays as he appears behind ishy #and sure okay mat immediately proceeds to accidentally stab rand but it's the thought that counts and i'm sure rand would agree

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dreadintrusion · 1 year

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The Ides of March: prophet of truth edition

#HAPPY IDES OF MARCH YALL HERES A QUICK PHONE EDIT #sorry for the terrible quality lmao #halo #ides of March #halo 3 #march 15 #ides of March but the gangs all stabbing truth AS HE DESERVES #halo shitpost #tried my best w the quality but this really is just a quick edit for the day lmao I felt it was appropriate #dread posts #some special care taken for our sangheili lads to have energy swords ofc ofc #pretty much the whole of the covenant mission squad #(rip Keyes 😔)

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deiaiko · 5 months

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To celebrate Khun's b-day, they decided to cook together <3

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anophiles · 1 month

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stabby day 🗡️

#hubert von vestra #fire emblem three houses #fe3h #ides of march #happy stabby day #my art #doodled it instead of getting ready for my work party #because I have my priorities 🙄#hubert deserves a little stabbing as a special treat

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sunforgrace · 10 months

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they saw him gearing up to scream and cry and throw up about the angel being dead again but it’s really bad this time so he had to charge up (like one of those lightbulbs you have to leave out in the sun) for mega widower era….2! and said send his ass to car heaven

#in terms of induced victorian mourning which is worse: seeing him get stabbed in front of you and dying and falling to your knees about it #or him confessing his love and immediately dying because the act of confession was the trigger #and sitting there while he is consumed into nothingness and then going into a fugue state for (?) hours?#yes mary died the former time but he made it ALL about the angel he couldn’t even SAY IT when listing off the dead while he could for her.#and now you have the ‘happy ending’ but he is still dead. and you tell me it was whatever #no no. they had to send his ass to car heaven #he rewrote his MEMORY and was fully convinced he was hallucinating him after cas didn’t follow him out of purgatory at the finish line #they HAD to send his ass to car heaven #HE KEPT THE TRENCHCOAT WHILE CHANGING CARS. go to car heaven

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philipwittebane · 1 year

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