#have fun with this mental image

[arealtrashact]

I know you mostly love the Supes in the Boy’s (which same) but I gotta ask— what animals would the Boys be? Can’t stop thinking of Hughie as a giraffe lol

Hmmm . . .

Butcher - Billy Goat

Frenchie - Skunk

Kimiko - Tanuki

MM - Rottweiler

Hughie - Stag ( I like the idea of him having a similar enough silhouette to Butcher that he could mistake him for Lenny when he's soused )

[thephilosophersapprentice]

as someone who has volunteered in forestry/conservation... Aragorn should've constantly been handing people random edible plants he found around.

"Pippin, you said you were hungry. I found hackberries."

"Legolas, have you ever tried wood nettles?"

"Gandalf, did you want any woodsorrel?"

[mari-lair]

AU where Killua becomes a chimera ant. Since he was eaten with the needle, Illumi's nen influence becomes a permanent part of his new body: He is more paranoid about letting people close.

[yes-asil]

Doodle for the Eden arc

[clonerightsagenda]

I don't care what kind of hotshot future surgeons they have, I can't believe that they replaced all the specials' bones with synthetics, for multiple reasons (some would be difficult and dangerous to remove without damaging important tissue, you need your pelvis/sternum/spine for marrow production, 16 year olds aren't done growing although idk if Dr. Cable cares about that) but now I am imagining 35 year old Tally alone in the wild with the world gone to shit yet again because of and despite of her best efforts staring at her own cast-off 16-year-old skull.

[averlym]

litany of the martyrs (click for better resolution!)

[scificrows]

The Roombabot Diaries

"Even without full scan function, I still had my dark vision filters and my own mapping data, so with the fixed point of the corridor hatch, I could retrace my steps to the ramp. It just looked awkward and stupid because for the first part I had to navigate like a floor-cleaning bot." - Martha Wells, System Collapse (Video and audio description below the cut)

VIDEO ID:

An animated video of Murderbot, in a full environmental suit (featuring a little 'Perihelion' logo on its chest and an opaque helmet).

Murderbot is wandering around a dark space, the sound of its footsteps on the stone floor are audible. It walks in a straight line to the right until it hits a pillar with an audible 'thunk' noise and stops. A grumpy smiley face appears next to it.

It recalibrates, making little chirping calibrating sounds, then turns and moves towards the viewer until it seems to hit the camera (again with a 'thunk' noise and a little frowny smiley face next to it) and recalibrates again.

It turns its back to the viewer and starts walking again, this time seemingly hitting the wall in the back. It recalibrates again, then turns to the right and starts walking again. After a few seconds it stops briefly, two exclamation marks appear next to it along with a beeping noise, then it quickly walks out of frame.

[blindmagdalena]

When you mentioned D&D ( I play too!), this idea started to rot my brain. What do you think John would do/think if he found out that the reader made a character based on him? Would he be flattered or upset? Christ, I have so many of this dumb things in my head. I am so sorry for the future spam. 🥲🥺

"What do you mean you made me?" Homelander asks, brows furrowed as he holds the sheet of paper at a distance, squinting at it slightly.

You can't help but laugh at his bewildered expression. "As a character. You know, for my D&D campaign," you say, which earns you a critical side-eye.

Your "nerd stuff," as he refers to it.

"I went sorlock for it. Storm sorcerer with a two level dip in warlock. That way you can fly, we've got enhance ability for your super senses, and eldritch blast serves as your laser beams," you explain, using your pencil to underline each feature.

"Huh," he says, cocking his head to the side. He frowns. "Strength ten? Ten?"

You purse your lips, biting back a smile. "It's a magic build! And I needed a dump stat," you dismiss, moving to pull the sheet away, but he lifts it away from you, stealing your pencil while he's at it.

"Nope. That's gonna have to be one hundred," he says, pressing the sheet against the wall as he adds a zero to the stat. "Hey!" You protest, pulling on his arm until you're practically hanging from it. "The stats only go up to twenty!"

"Maybe for everyone else they do," he says, barely containing his own smile. "But this is me we're talking about." Continuing down the sheet, he scowls. "12 intelligence? Seriously?" He rewrites that as well.

"Stop messing up my sheet!" You demand, laughing as you try to swipe it out of his hands, but he's holding it high up against the wall, well out of your reach.

"I'm not messing it up, I'm fixing it," he says, full on grinning as he goes down the list. "Aaand... there, perfect," he says, finally handing the sheet to you with all the smug contentedness of a cat bringing home their kill.

You snatch the paper out of his hands, shaking your head as you look it over. "Ridiculous. You gave yourself the stats of a literal god."

"Well, if the shoe fits," he purrs, winking.

It may not be a playable character, but it's the closest you've gotten Homelander to playing Dungeons and Dragons with you.

So far.

[echoesofdusk]

"hey guys play this game instead of Palworld bc it didn't plagiarize Pokemon!"

the game in question:

[merakiui]

step-brother riddle with a camgirl step-sister……. (and also the two of you hate each other! :) this is a crucial detail.)

you often stream when your parents and riddle are out of the house. sometimes riddle’s gone off to the library to study or he’s meeting up with trey and che’nya while your parents go out to a social gathering. the times in which you have the house to yourself are few and far between, as mama rosehearts hardly lets you do anything unless you give her specific details of where you intend to go and how long you’ll be there and what you’ll be doing. so when you are afforded alone time, you dedicate it to hours-long streams.

for the time being, you’ve made a decent amount of money posting lewd photos to your account, but it’s the streams that bring in the most money. your viewers are from all over. from the guy (floyd) who pays absurd amounts of donations and says the most vulgar things in your chat, starting fights when anyone says something he disagrees with, to the guy who types in all lowercase and gamer lingo (idia), you have your fair share of regulars, all of whom tune in for your rare streams.

no one’s found out about your secret side hobby yet. no one…except riddle. he comes home early from his outing with trey and che’nya, always determined to be back before his mother returns home so that it can appear as if he merely went to the library, studied, and returned home in time for dinner. and normally you’re able to plan around riddle’s annoyingly perfect schedules. this time, however, you fail to remember he mentioned he’d be going out with friends rather than studying; and somehow you fail to hear the door opening and closing downstairs while you’re up in your room, riding a monster dildo (a gift from a very generous viewer) in front of your webcam.

you and riddle have never gotten along. even when your parents married, the two of you tried (and failed) to tolerate one another and it didn’t work. so now you avoid each other when you can, opting to be cordial for courtesy’s sake if you happen to cross paths at home. so when riddle goes up to your room to deliver some macarons trey insisted he take home for you (trey’s too nice, riddle thinks; if it were up to him you wouldn’t get any sweets. >:p), he expects you to be reading a magazine or painting your nails or talking on the phone…whatever girls like you do, he doesn’t know! what he doesn’t expect is to walk in on you cumming around a big, thick dildo while you’re dressed in such inappropriate attire!! and what’s worse is that you’re broadcasting it to strangers online! have you no shame?!

that day riddle learns his step-sister has a very…unique hobby. it’s also the day he starts looking at you from a new angle. :) and it’s also the day his nrc peers who watch you learn riddle has a cute step-sister. >:)

[everywaythatmatters]

Forever thinking about the Fool’s Errand reunion scene <3

For @roostercrowned’s fitzloved zine :)

Assassin’s Fate spoilers under the cut!

Version #3 bc I started thinking about them reuniting in the stone wolf…..

[my-world-my-stories]

Sam'Wa: *Chugging C'ntlip* Man, this shit be bangin'!!

Sav'kat: ....Huh??

Sam'Wa: I mean this shit so good is about to make me bust it down!!

Sav'kat: ..... Are you inebriated already?

Sam'Wa: Pffff, bruh, i'm just getting started! I'm about to vibe like there's no tomorrow!!

Sav'kat: Are you even saying ACTUAL words!?!?!

Sam'wa: THIS DRINK, I LIKE IT!! *Slams her drink, breaking the counter* ANOTHER!!!!

Yautja Barista: I JUST FUCKING FIXED THAT!!!

Wy'ld: *In the back, about to have a headache* I will forever hate the day Jully showed you Earth's 'internet'....

[sysig]

Do you remember? Nope! (Patreon)

[coquelicoq]

crashes ur board meeting n drags u out by the collar but its fine bc youre the one always saying shit like "im looking for people i can use" ok lol. get used idiot

[cherrygarden]

I SAW HIMMMMM 😭😭😭 shitty quality and he didn't stop for pictures but. oh my god oh my god

[novantinuum]

lmao biggest L to the person who’s been spamming and harassing SU artists with passive aggressive links to a post about writing image descriptions and stalking certain posts to send this spam to anyone who interacts with it for pointedly skipping Over my main blog (which is the only blog I interacted with a related post with) in favor of spamming a link to my art only side blog that’s linked in my about, bc Guess What, my sideblog has anon activated but my main Doesn’t.

chicken lol.