#have you watched the party btw? I think I wanna watch it soon

[ham1lton]

NASTY GIRL!

— pairings: oscar piastri x reader.

— faceclaim: rihanna <3

— summary: slut, whore, bitch - all the words that have been used to describe famous party girl yn yln. so when you show up to the grid with a shiny diamond ring on your hand, people are trying to figure out just who would choose you.

— warnings: misogynistic language and attitudes about yn’s behaviour and actions. not from any of the main characters in this au though!

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enews: y/n may not be releasing new music anytime soon, but she’s definitely making waves—this time under the sea. the party girl was spotted scuba diving in italy with her usual mixed-gender crew, proving once again that vacationing is her real full-time job. 🎶 or should we say, lack of? #priorities #wherethemusicat?

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badgalyn: y’all stay on my dick 😭 hop off.

-> user1: LMFAOOOOOO

user2: can a girl not holiday now?

user3: idgaf if she’s partying. she’s been working since she was 16. have a mimosa for me babe <3

-> user4: bffr. she just sings into a mic for a living. that’s not a job.

-> user5: every job is a job. and every job has it’s downsides. she’s been touring every year since her debut almost ten years ago. let her breathe 😭

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f1gossip: look who’s in the ferrari garage today! the singer/songwriter yn on break from… well, her eternal break. and what is that we saw on her hot girl walk through the paddock? a diamond ring? oop 🙊

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user1: LEAVE YN ALONE !1!1!1!111

user2: she’s engaged to charles and they’re gonna have the most gorgeous kids!!

-> user3: um… could be carlos?

-> user2: no 😜

user3: nahhhhh no way she’s engaged 😷

-> user4: like c’mon. it’s probably a rich ceo from behind the scenes. no self respecting f1 driver would want HER 😒

-> user5: like who would actually marry her?

-> user6: u sound so miserable 😭

-> user7: like what fucking weirdos LMFAO 😭 focus on yourselves.

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ham1ltonshaderoom: singer/songwriter yn was invited by ferrari to watch the baku grand prix but was seen relaxing in the mclaren garage after a photo op. the moment went viral on social media, what do you think of yn’s disappearance ham1ltons?

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user1: idgaf. she can do whatever she wants.

user2: she’s so fucking ungrateful my god.

user3: love her!!!!

user4: who cares?? i just wanna know who put that ring on her finger???

user5: RELEASE THE ALBUM @/BADGALYN

-> user6: RELEASE THAT SHIT NOWW

badgalyn: is it illegal for me to move from place to place now? like damn 😭

-> user7: they stay on ur ass like

-> user8: WHO DOES THAT BIG FAT RING BELONG TO ?!!?!!

-> user8: I KNOW U SEE THIS SHIT

-> user8: ANSWER ME 😭😭

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f1: oscar piastri is your ‘24 baku grand prix winner!

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user1: OSCAR GIRLIES EVERYWHERE CHEERED

user2: YASSSSSSSS

user3: SO PROUD WOOOOOOO

user4: YN WHAT ARE U DOING HERE 😭

nicolepiastri: that’s my son btw 🍾🥂

user5: DID Y’ALL SEE YN RUNNING OUT TO KISS OSCAR?????

-> user6: WHAT?2&2&

-> user7: GIRL IT’S ALL OVER TWT

-> user7: https://twitter.com/ynsgirl/status/827373832992125

-> user8: oh… they in love frfr

-> user9: SICK OMG SICK SICK SICK

-> user9: HATE SEEING HAPPY COUPLES

-> user10: the way he carries her?? ims ick

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INTERVIEW W/ YN YLN.

by james collins.

she walks into the room like she owns it, a diamond-studded one of a kind necklace hanging off her neck, and a confidence that can only come from being at the top of her game. y/n yln is more than just a household name at this point—she’s a cultural phenomenon. whether it's topping the charts, turning heads with her bold fashion choices, or making headlines for her unapologetic lifestyle, y/n is everywhere.

GQ: let’s get right into it. you’ve never been one to shy away from controversy. you've been called everything from a "party girl" to… well, a lot worse. how do you deal with the constant slut-shaming?

Y/N: (laughs) i mean, what can i say? people are gonna talk whether i’m out at the club or chilling at home in sweats. they see me having fun, and they can’t handle it. honestly, i don’t care. i love my life. if i want to party, i’ll party. if i want to make a million-dollar deal the next morning, i’ll do that too. being called a slut? whatever. it’s just a word. a word can’t hold me down.

GQ: that’s the attitude that’s made you so iconic. but it seems like the more successful you get, the more people try to tear you down. how do you stay grounded amidst all the noise?

Y/N: honestly, it’s all about knowing who you are. like, i know what i bring to the table. the opinions of strangers on the internet? they don’t pay my bills, they don’t run my career. i’ve got a solid circle around me—my family, my team, my people. they keep it real with me, and that’s what matters. plus, i’ve got my own inner voice. if i let every hater get to me, i wouldn’t be where i am now. you gotta block out the noise and keep doing you.

GQ: you’re definitely doing that, and it shows in your music. speaking of which, your last album broke records and you’ve hinted that the next one’s even more personal. what’s the inspiration behind it?

Y/N: oh, this next album is gonna hit different. it’s like a reflection of the last few years—everything i’ve been through, the highs, the lows, and the lessons. i’ve been writing a lot about love, discovery, identity, and power. there’s a track on there that’s straight-up about how people have tried to label me my whole life, and i’m just like, ‘f**k that, i define me.’ there’s some deep stuff in there, but also bangers that’ll make you wanna dance your ass off. it’s a mix, just like me.

GQ: there’s been a lot of talk about one specific song that fans think is about your alleged relationship. care to spill the tea on that?

YN: (smiling) oh, you mean *that* song? (laughs) yeah, people are good at picking up on things. look, i’m not saying too much, but let’s just say it’s a vibe. relationships—especially when you’re in the spotlight—are complicated, and i’m not afraid to write about it. but you’ll have to listen to the track to get the full story.

GQ: fair enough. now, let’s address the gorgeous and expensive elephant in the room—that ring. fans have been speculating non-stop about your engagement. can you confirm or deny the rumors?

Y/N: (grinning) ah, you’re nosy! but yeah, the ring’s real, and it’s from someone very special. look, i’ve never been one to hide anything, but i also love keeping certain things close to my chest. all i’m saying is… things are good. real good.

GQ: the internet’s been trying to piece it together, especially after you were spotted at the mclaren paddock with oscar piastri. any comments on that?

YN: (laughs) you are really trying to get me in trouble! look, i support my friends, i show up for them, and they show up for me. that’s all i’m saying for now. but if people want to talk, let them talk. i’m busy living my life.

GQ: fair enough! last question—what’s next for y/n yln?

Y/N: taking over the world, obviously. (laughs) but for real, the album is coming soon, and i’m working on some new projects that’ll surprise a lot of people. i’m not just a singer, i’m building an empire. music, fashion, business—it’s all on the horizon. so, buckle up, we’re just getting started.

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gqmagazine: from island girl to international superstar: our newest covergirl yn yln talks slutshaming, her upcoming album and wedding rumours in this months gq magazine. link in bio! 🔗

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oscarpiastri: real good is an understatement 😉

-> user1: WHAT)2&/@/

-> user2: yn being all cryptic and oscar straight up like ‘yeah we together and what about it?’

-> user3: OSCAR HELLO?2&2

landonorris: am i invited to the wedding?

-> landonorris: hellloooo @/badgalyn????

-> landonorris: i’m sosoooooo drunk @/badgalyn

-> landonorris: YYYYYNNNNNNN 😭😭😭

user4: she’s such a bad bitch idgaf

-> user5: ‘i love my life. if i want to party, i’ll party. if i want to make a million-dollar deal the next morning, i’ll do that too. being called a slut? whatever. it’s just a word. a word can’t hold me down.’ — AS YOU SHOULD QUEEN!!!!

user6: y’all … oscaryn is growing on me fr

user7: this is so wattpad trope i love this for them

user8: YN RELEASE THE ALBUM!!!!

user9: MIC DROP FROM OSCAR YUP YUP!

user10: she’s so gorgeous… her face card omg

user11: Y/N YLN AND OSCAR FREAKING PIASTRI ARE ENGAGED AND CONFIRMED IT IN THE MOST CASUAL WAY?? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION TODAY?!?!

user12: oscaryn engagement. yn6 being in the works. more pics of yn’s face card. ynnies, we won today.

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[iluvpjo]

𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓽𝔂 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵 𝓖𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼

Synopsis: Luke and you went to a party being held at camp that Mr. D and Chiron have no clue about, whilst there you happen to get drunk and your best friend Luke has to keep an eye on you and take you back to your cabin. When you guys get back you drunkenly spill your feelings for him and start to get touchy, and your best friend has a hard time saying no to you.

Warning(s): NSFW! MDNI, alcohol! Drunk reader, I never edit or proof read my fics btw ermmm

Pairing: Luke Castellan x fem reader

Word count: 7,938k (bit long sorry I got excited writing abt Luke for the first time haha)

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The night was drawn on for a long time, it seemed that no matter how many songs were played that no time was passing at all. Luke stood in the corner of the party underneath a tree, brushing off the few girls that attempted to speak to him. He didn’t wanna talk to them, not when he had to keep his eyes on you. His best friend for years, the two of you clicking immediately as soon as you arrived at camp, it was like you were meant for each other. In a platonic way obviously, the both of you thought — and lied to yourselves about it often.

There you were, stumbling around the party as your tired legs struggled to keep up. Luke furrowed his brows staring at you, he knew you were a strong girl but he couldn’t help but be worried for you. The two of you arrived at the party together but as you kept drinking and having fun you eventually grew apart from him, dancing like no one was watching in the crowds of other campers. It was shocking that Mr. D and Chiron hadn’t noticed the party at all, if they had then they’d surely have shut it down.

Luke eyed the cup you were holding, you’d probably swapped cups around seven to eight times by tonight. The classic red solo cups from the movies, one held loosely in your palm. With the way you were swaying around trying to stand properly you’d probably end up dropping your cup if you weren’t careful, then you’d come over and whine to Luke about it anyways. So Luke decided to approach you again, walking up beside you and gently tapping your shoulder to get your attention. You flinched for a second, shrugging your shoulder to get his hand off of you.

“Wha—? Get off me..” You murmured as you kept looking away, not yet noticing who the man was standing next to you. “It’s only me.” Luke replied, moving his hand back to touch your shoulder again. You smiled and turned your head as you heard his voice, your lips curled up a little crookedly. You definitely looked drunk. “Oh! Hey Lukeeee.. Where’ve you been? ‘Missed you.” You twisted around to open your arms and hug him, your cup falling to the ground absentmindedly. The cup you’d been holding for the last ten minutes, sipping and holding onto it like it was your most prized possession — discarded in just a second.

“You’re drunk.” Luke sighed and shook his head a little as he looked at you, your arms wrapped loosely around his torso and you pressed the side of your face to his chest. “Maybe a little tipsyyyy.. but I didn’t have THAT much to drink!” You laughed it off and shrugged your shoulders. “You’ve been going back and forth all night grabbing yourself drinks, you’re more than just a little tipsy.” Luke pinched his nose bridge before reluctantly rubbing your back.

You hummed happily as he pet your back “Hm? ‘You been watching me? Pfft.. Stalker.” You giggled again. Luke couldn’t help smiling to himself a little, shaking his head at you “Maybe we should head back to the cabins soon, yeah?” Luke suggested. He’d hoped that you’d agree and that you’d stop drinking, with the way you were already he was a little nervous thinking about you getting any drunker. “Whaaaat? Noooooo.. The party only just started!” You whined and stomped your foot on the dirt like a child who hadn’t gotten their way.

“We’ve been here for three hours already, aren’t you tired?” Luke asked you with a softer voice now after seeing you getting a little whiny. He didn’t like upsetting you, it hurt his heart when he did. He liked making you happy, he’d do anything to keep a smile on your face. He’d slay a man for you if you even just suggested the thought of it. “Tired? Nooo.. I’m very much awake! You can go to bed if you’re tired though, ‘you don’t need to stay here just for me..” You said to him as you slowly pulled away from your hug.

Luke gave a small pout to himself after you’d said that “No, I wouldn’t leave you alone here.” He answered immediately “I’m a big girl, I can take care of myself.” You shook your head at him as you wore a drunken smile. “I know you can, but I wouldn’t feel like a very good best friend if I left you by yourself.” Luke gave back a sympathetic smile, letting you know that he’d never doubt your ability to protect yourself. You were a big strong girl, but you were his big strong girl, so he couldn’t risk leaving you alone at the party to be talking to any other guys.

You stared at him blankly for a moment as you tried to process what he said, giggling to yourself a little as you swayed a bit. “Well.. now that you’re here with me.. let’s go dance!” You exclaimed and moved to grab both his hands in your excitedly. You acted excited every-time you two hung out together, like every moment hanging out together was a special thing— and it honestly was to you. Luke gave a soft sigh as you held onto his hands, shaking his head before giving you a small smile “..fine. Lead the way party girl.”

You dragged him along towards the center of it all, there were already a few drunk campers dancing together around you two. Luke regretted listening to your suggestion after you’d both stepped inside the small crowd of people, but the thought quickly faded away when he saw your bright smile on your face. It made him feel special that you always wore that big beautiful smile around him, and of course you would. He made you happy, there was never a bad moment with him, because the two of you were best friends for life.

“Dance with me!” You laughed and began to dance, swaying yourself side to side and twisting your body to go with the music. “You’ll be the death of me.” Luke commented to himself before joining you slowly, hoping not to attract any attention to the two of you. He copied as you did, swaying his body to the side and watching you with a glimmer in his eyes. Underneath the soft moonlight, the lit lanterns, and the occasional bright coloured lights scattered around the party, he thought you looked beautiful. He thought it often but it wasn’t often that it was ever spoken out loud.

After a couple minutes of dancing you began to grow tired, slowly letting yourself slump down. Luke caught you in his arms, letting you fall into his chest as you lost your balance. You giggled to yourself at your drunken clumsiness, putting your hands on his chest and moving your head to look up at him. “Don’t worry, I got’cha .” Luke murmured as he held your weight against him, making sure you wouldn’t fall to the floor and hurt yourself. “Heh.. Lukeeee..?” You slurred as you spoke to him.

“Yes?” Luke tilted his head at you and smiled to himself, wondering what drunken nonsense you’d spit up next. “Have I ever told you how much I loveee youuu?” You asked him, the question caught Luke off guard and he blinked confusedly for a second before answering. “What do you mean..?” He asked before shrugging and talking again “I- I think you’ve told me before. Maybe on my birthday or something.” He looked to the left trying to remember. “Mm.. Weeeeelllllll… I love you Luke! You’re my bestest friend forever and ever!!” You confessed to him.

“Yeah? I love ya too.” He couldn’t help but feel a weird weight on his chest after you’d said that, he thought that maybe you saying that last bit was a little unnecessary — of course he was your best friend forever and ever. But why had he expected you to have said something else? He tried to shake off the feeling, but he wasn’t able to. He couldn’t shake the feeling out of his chest when you were leaning your pretty face on it, nuzzling up against him like he was simply a warm pillow or something.

“Y-You’re so pretty Lukeeee.. Love you so much.” Luke could feel how drunk you were now with the way you were speaking to him, the look in your eyes also made him sorta nervous. Your drunken eyes stared up at his face through your long eyelashes, the alcohol not being able to mask the sheer look of want in your eyes. Luke stammered as he spoke, a little flustered from your words, but he tried to keep a regular mindset. “You think I’m pretty?” He asked and blinked confusedly “Of courseeee I do! I love your face.. and your eyes.. and your hair..” you started to mindlessly mumble.

Luke snapped you out of it “I think it’s time you go to bed sweet girl.” Luke mumbled back to you softly, moving his hand to gently rub your back. You nodded your head this time instead of fighting, moving your hands to cling to his chest. Luke sighed as he got what you wanted him to do, picking you up off of the ground and swinging you over his shoulder. He was lucky you weren’t the kind of drunk to get easily sick or else you probably would’ve thrown up your dinner from the action. You giggled to yourself in glee, swinging your legs back and forth as he held you tightly. It didn’t hurt but he didn’t want you to fall or anything, he was always so careful with you.

“Sleep over..” You told him as you both started heading over to the cabins, your head hanging low near his hips as he held you over his arm. “Hm? You want me to sleep over in your cabin with you?” Luke asked you, he wasn’t sure if he should — but he wasn’t sure if he shouldn’t. He’d feel bad if you became sick and needed him, but you were the luckiest camper in the world and had a whole cabin to yourself. Luke wouldn’t be able to simply sleep in an empty bunk or something like that, if he was gonna sleep over he’d have to sleep right next to you. The two of you hadn’t done something like that before, perhaps you both sat on your bed talking but you’d never actually slept together.

“Yeahhh!! Please Luke?” He couldn’t see you but he knew that you were making those puppy dog eyes at him, probably pouting your lips too like usual whenever you’d ask him for something. “Hm.. Okay, I’ll sleep over. I’ll take care of you, my drunken girl.” He snickered a little to himself after saying that last bit playfully. You liked his comment too, because not only did Luke hear you giggling but also because (and he couldn’t see you doing it) you were blushing.

Luke walked up to your cabin and swung open the door, closing and locking it behind the two of you so no campers would come in while you were sleeping. Luke walked over to your bed and set you down gently, lying you on your back so you’d be comfortable. You smiled up at him stupidly as he set you down, your hands making grabby motions towards him ushering him to come down towards you. Luke shook his head with a smile at your antics, kicking off his shoes and laying down beside you.

Luke laid on his back facing the ceiling, feeling a little bit awkward as he was lying there beside you. You turned around as soon as he laid down, twisting onto your side to face him happily. “Hehe, hi.” You giggled to yourself as you stared at him, Luke decided to amuse you and he turned to face you like you did to him. “Hello.” He chuckled quietly to himself at your drunken silliness, he didn’t really like you being drunk but he couldn’t lie that he found your drunken antics to be rather cute.

“Lukkkeeeee..” You dragged his name out to get his attention, he rolled his eyes for a second “Yes? What is it now, hm?” He hummed “You’re so handsome.. ‘love you..” You softly spoke, your eyes looking at him a little dazed. Luke had been getting flustered from you more than enough times tonight, and now that you’d said that he was flustered yet again. He blinked in surprise and slight confusion, wondering to himself why you’d say that so suddenly. He figured it was the alcohol.

“What makes you think that?” He asked you a little quietly, smiling to himself as he looked back at you. “I told youuuuu! Everything about you is so handsome and pretty.. My pretty boy.” You answered his question, slowly moving to nuzzle your head against his chest. Luke was more than surprised now, completely caught off guard yet again. ‘Is this still.. friendly?’ Luke thought to himself as he felt you nuzzle your face against him. “You’re drunk sweet girl, you ‘dunno what you’re talkin’ about..” Luke said, moving one of his hands to gently rub his knuckles against your soft cheek.

Luke could feel the heat radiating off of your face, your cheeks were flushed and flustered — and not only from the alcohol. “I might be drunk, but I know you’re still a pretty boy..” You pouted your lips as you said that. ‘Why’s he not taking me seriously? I’m not stupid.. I’m not THAT drunk.’ You thought to yourself, did he think that you were so drunk that you wouldn’t be able to remember his gorgeous face? Never. Not when you thought about him so often. He was your best friend, how could you not? Especially when you had secret feelings for him.

Unfortunately however, your drunk self had absolutely no clue that it was supposed to be a secret. Here you were mumbling about how pretty he is to you, and dragging your fingernails up and down his arm gently leaving goosebumps in your wake. “You thinkin’ straight party girl? I think the alcohol is getting to you, maybe it’s best we go to sleep..” Luke answered with a softer voice, his face etched with concern. Luke moved his hand to touch your forehead, feeling your temperature.

He then moved his hand down to feel your cheek. Your drunken self smiled dumbly at his actions, leaning into the touch affectionately like he was just cupping your face for fun. “I’m fine Luke, ‘m not a baby. I don’t wanna go to sleep, ‘m not tired.” You whined and furrowed your eyebrows at him. He would’ve thought you were genuinely upset if it weren’t for the cute pout that painted your lips, or for the soft gradient on your cheeks. “You’re drunk, and you’re not thinking right. Sleep’s good for you.” Luke replied.

“Hmph. ‘Don’t care. Why do you think I’m not thinking right? I’m thinking completely normally!” You huffed and moved back a little, crossing your arms over your chest. There was a soft pang in Luke’s chest, he didn’t wanna see you upset - even if you were acting like a bit of a whiny brat. He spoiled you with the way he treated you, and tonight would be no different. He was your best friend and he’d take care of you for as long as the boy could breathe, protecting you and serving you with his life practically.

“No, you’re not. You keep complimenting me and telling me you love me, you’re obviously out of it.” Luke pinched his nose bridge, but he wasn’t annoyed nor irritated with you at all. He’d never be like that with you. “But you ARE pretty and handsome.. And I DO love you. What’s wrong with what I’m saying? You don’t like itttt?” You asked him, tilting your pretty head to the side. “It’s not that. It’s just- you’d never say this stuff sober.” Luke couldn’t help chuckling to himself a little, despite the slight weight his sentence had on his own heart.

“I’m worried about what you’ll think when I’m sober.” You were quick to answer, like you’d already thought of it when you weren’t drunk. “I’d never get upset with you, you know that. But you don’t really think these things when you’re sober.. do you?” Luke was preparing for you to tell him that it was some sort of joke. His heart already hurt thinking about it. “Huh? ‘Course I do. I think about you alllllll the timeeee!” You confessed with a soft laugh “No you don’t, the alcohol is messing with your head.” Luke sighed softly and shook his head.

‘Why doesn’t he believe me?’ You thought to yourself, feeling Luke’s hand comfortingly caress your cheek like he was taking care of someone sick. You weren’t sick. “You can’t tell me what I think.. and the alcohol isn’t messing with my head!!” You complained, starting to get a little irritated that he wasn’t believing your words. “Of course it’s messing with your head sweet girl, why else would you be saying these things?” He asked “Because its true. Because you’re my pretty best friend, and I thought it was obvious that I wan’ more than that..” You huffed.

You didn’t even realise the words that just escaped your lips, not even after you’d said it. You were drunk, and when you were drunk you’d just say whatever’s on your mind, even if it was a secret you were never meant to speak out loud. “W-Wait.. Huh? You.. want more than us being friends? Like what?” Luke already knew the answer but for some reason the doubt in his brain was telling him that you obviously meant something else. You couldn’t want him like a lover, why would you when you were the most perfect girl in the world to him. You could probably have any guy you want, why’d you want him?

“Sometimes when I look at your face for too long I get sad that I can’t kiss you..” You confessed, your eyes moving from staring at his face in general to down at his lips. Luke licked his lips to wet them absentmindedly. “You do?” He was torn, not knowing wether or not if it was just the alcohol talking. “So often.. It surprises me that you can’t tell- but I’m glad you can’t. Don’t wan’ you to know how I feel about you because I ‘dunno how you’d react.” You confessed with this slight sad look on your face.

“I think you just told me? But sweet girl, how do you know it isn’t just the alcohol talking? Making you think you’ve got feelings that aren’t really there?” Luke asked and pulled you in for a hug, feeling upset with himself that he was making you sad. “Because I don’t just feel them when I’m drunk! I wan’ you everyday… I wanna kiss you and hug you, I want so much more than what we have..” You sighed and lowered your head to bury it into his chest. “I.. I ‘dunno if I can accept your feelings when you’re drunk sweet girl.” Luke started to gently rub your back to comfort you again.

“Whyyyyyy..?” You were pouting your lips again, and you looked like your eyes were about to well up with tears. Luke felt his heart shatter for you, he was making you feel like this? Luke pulled away from the hug that he’d roped you into, keeping his hands on your shoulders so that you’d look up at his face when he spoke next. “I wouldn’t wan’ you to make any bad decisions when you’re drunk. If I accept your feelings right now then you’re probably gonna wanna kiss and eventually that’d lead to making out and- I just don’t want you to wake up upset the next day regretting it.” Luke looked you in the eyes.

“Hmph!” You huffed and looked away from him, whining to yourself in your head about how you weren’t getting what you wanted. “You know what? You’re right.” You said, returning your gaze to look up at him with slightly squinted eyes. “Alright.. Thank y-“ you cut Luke off before he could finish his sentence “-I would wanna kiss you tonight. And I would wanna makeout with you too. But you’re wrong about me regretting it, I don’t regret anything I do with you.” You finished. “I’m sober, and you’re not, it feels wrong. Like I’d be taking advantage of you.” Luke explained.

“Like I’d care if you did.” You rolled your eyes at him before ever so slowly moving to kiss his cheek, Luke let you at first but as you kept leaving soft kisses pressed against his jaw he had to try and regain his composure and gently push your head away. “That’s not good thinking sweet girl. I’d never forgive myself for taking advantage of you like this.” Luke shook his head like he was already disappointed in himself. “You wouldn’t be! T-Think of it as me taking advantage of you!” You suggested with a small excited look on your face.

“How would that even work?” Luke questioned quizzically as he furrowed his eyebrows at you, “Like.. I’d be taking advantage of what a good best friend you are, you’re always trying to make me happy and treat me nicely.. and you know, accepting my feelings would make me real happy.” You moved closer and gazed into his eyes longingly with want. “It’d make you happy now but what about in the morning?” Luke felt like he was slowly losing this non existent battle with you. But little did he know that he had lost the battle before it even started, because of course he’d give you whatever you wanted at the drop of a hat - why should this be any different?

“In the morning I’d probably feel.. like having swollen lips, and I’d probably feel pretty warm from having you curled up to me.” You answered “That’s not what I mean sweet girl and you know that. We kiss and I accept your feelings and then what happens tomorrow? What if you regret it all?” Luke was struggling to keep himself from immediately giving in to you, he already felt like kissing you just staring at your face like how he was. “If I regret it then we can pretend it didn’t happen. And if I don’t regret it? It happens again..” You felt like you were begging him at this point.

“Hm…. Fine. But you’re the one who begged me for this. Please, I hope you don’t regret asking for it.” Luke spoke that last sentence to himself even as he kept staring at you. Slowly, Luke began to close the gap between the two of you. You eagerly leaned in and closed your eyes, feeling his lips gently brush up against yours. His lips were soft and suddenly it was like this kiss had reawakened every positive thought you had about him right then and there, releasing all the feelings and desires for him. You kissed him back, beginning to move your lips against his.

Luke did the same thing, your lips moving together in sync as you both kissed. Luke felt slightly guilty but he also felt relieved to be able to finally do something like this, the pressure that was resting on his chest had been lifted off of it. Luke moved one of his hands to caress your hair affectionately, the other hand gently grasping your waist. You felt better than ever, your arms moving to wrap around his neck loosely. The way Luke was kissing you was so gentle and sweet, it wasn’t like how you’d fantasised but you still found it really nice!

Your drunken self took a little more action, keeping the kiss gentle and sweet but making a move to switch things up just a little. You parted your lips slightly, darting your pink tongue out just past your lips to attempt to enter his mouth. Luke caught on and quickly had to have an internal conversation with himself on wether or not he should let you, but then found himself wondering why in the world he wouldn’t let his best friend get what she wants, what she deserves. He let your tongue inside his mouth, which made you let out a soft hum/moan of delight.

It made you feel hot already, your tongue finally exploring the inside of his mouth; It felt lewd, it felt good. Luke could taste the faint taste of alcohol which made him a little irked at first, but he then relaxed as he tasted the aftertaste of some fruity flavour your alcohol was mixed with. Luke slowly moved his tongue against yours as you guys kissed, tongues not fighting for dominance but instead just playing with each other. You leaned forward to try and move your body closer to him, which made your tongue slightly slide further into his mouth which caused him to let out a quiet moan.

You would’ve teased him about it if your own mouth wasn’t occupied. You moved your hands again, one moving to grab his hair gently and the other hand moving to rest on his hip as you both moved to sit up a little more on the bed. Luke then slowly moved his own hands off of you before grabbing at your hips and tugging you forward, your weight landing in his lap. Your head felt spinny and you felt very giddy as he placed you in his lap, your knees on either side of him. You guys eventually broke away from the kiss, drawing a soft whine from you.

“Be patient sweet girl, ‘both need time to breathe..” Luke chuckled softly to himself at your reaction to him pulling away, both of you taking a breather for a moment. Your eyes blinked in confusion when you felt something weird, like there was something pulsing underneath you or something. Your eyes drifted down to look at where you were sitting in his lap, your jaw opening just a little to elicit a soft gasp from your lips. You could tell he was hard, and what you’d felt before was him twitching.

Luke rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly now, glancing away a little flusteredly as his cheeks became pink. “Sorry about that, can’t control it.. it- it’ll go away on its own don’t worry about that.” Luke looked embarrassed as he said that, making you wanna kiss him again. “What if I don’t want it to?” You asked him with a sly grin, a playful tone to your voice. “Huh? What do you mean, what’re you gonna-“ Luke clenched his teeth and shut his mouth when he felt your hips grind against him.

His head fell back slowly as he felt your fronts pressing against each other’s, “Y-You don’t have to- we really shouldn’t-“ Luke tried to speak. It was mainly distinguishable except for the few moans and groans that interrupted it. You kept moving slowly against him until his hands on your hips gripped tighter and he made you pause your actions. “Huh?” You asked with a dumb look on your face, ‘Was I not allowed to do that?’ Your face now looked a little guilty.

“Sweet girl, I thought we wouldn’t be doing anything you’d be regretting tomorrow?” He asked and you shook your head “W-We are! I won’t regret this, please just let me-“ He cut you off this time. “-Hold on. Hold on. I- Is that you I’m feeling?” Luke asked after taking a quick sharp breath, you confusedly looked down at where he was looking and grew a little embarrassed. You’d worn a skirt to the party, and right now he could feel the panties under your skirt becoming soaked by the minute.

“S-Sorry!! J-Just wan’ you..” You gave a guilty look, pouting your lips and feeling kinda embarrassed. Luke stayed silent for a moment which made you feel worse, until his hands on your hips guided you to grind back down on him again. “I can tell you need this.. and who am I to deprive you of your needs?” Luke sighed as he gave in yet again, his own needs being met too now. Your eyes fluttered shut and you struggled not to make loud high pitched moans, but you tried your best and instead was little out heaps of soft breathy moans instead.

“You’re so pretty in my lap.. should’ve had you here a long time ago, huh, sweet girl?” Luke asked you with a slight playful tone, you could tell he was teasing you. You wanted to say something smart but your drunk brain just wanted to nod “Y-Yes.. Would’ve loved to sit in your lap Luke..” You admitted shamelessly. “I would’ve felt guilty having you sit in my lap though.. Because I know I’d get hard and I couldn’t be thinking perverted things of my best friend like that.” Luke kissed your jaw.

Kisses were peppered along your jawline, making your head tilt back. “I would’ve loved it.. Would’ve acted all stupid and clueless so I’d have an excuse to rub up against you..” You giggled as you confessed “I’m not dumb sweetheart, I would’ve noticed that right away.” Luke chuckled “Mm.. would you have done anything to stop me?” You tilted your head at him “…Maybe not.” Luke shrugged before kissing your lips again.

While kissing together your hands found their way down to the end of Luke’s shirt, creeping their way up underneath. Luke paused your movements for a moment, pulling away from the kiss and making you confused for a second. He then slid his shirt up over his head and threw it to the ground, you then felt giddy and excited as you saw his exposed torso and chest. “So pretty..” You mumbled to yourself drunkly before moving your head to kiss his collarbone, making Luke take a sharp inhale. You weren’t thinking much when you made your movements, only taking what you wanted.

Your hands touched over his muscles, caressing his abs with your gentle hands. “You’re killing meeee…” Luke drew his words out, giving a small smirk as his own hands rubbed gently at your hips. “Mm.. ‘love you..” You replied and kept touching him, exploring him like you’ve been wanting to do for a long time now. Months, maybe even years now, and you were finally getting what you wanted. Of course, you could’ve easily asked him earlier but you weren’t confident enough to do it.

You stopped your hands after touching him for a minute, remembering that you should take your top off too. You quickly and eagerly pulled the fabric over your head and dropped it off the side of the bed, sitting there on his lap with this big dumb smile on your face. “..Wow.” Luke’s eyes widened as he took in the sight of your barely covered chest, his hands moving to grasp at your pudgy breasts inside your bra. “Have you been wanting to touch them as badly as I’ve been wanting you to?” You asked him with a glimmer of hope on your face.

“Of course I have. They’re so pretty.. all for me?” Luke asked you with a smug look on his face, of course you nodded your pretty little head. There was no point in lying when he already knew the truth. Luke moved his hands off of your covered breasts and unclipped your bra so that they’d be free “Is this still okay?” He asked you afterwards. “Yep!!” You nodded again, taking his hands in yours and placing them back over your now naked breasts. As you watched him fondle you your eyes glanced down at his veiny arms, his hands were veiny too, it made your heart flutter.

“Your hands are so…” You got lost in your own thoughts, just as Luke did when he was finally touching you. Luke’s fingers curiously pinched your nipples for a moment which made you whine, after this he decided to curiously bend his neck down and place one into his mouth. You didn’t stop him, you didn’t want to. You sat there like a pretty little doll for him on his lap and let him explore his thoughts, his mouth sucking and tugging on your nipple appreciatively. “I-if you keep sucking them you’re gonna leave a hickey!” You pouted your lips, yet you enjoyed the attention he was giving you.

“I don’t think that’s possible sweetheart.. but even if it was, would you complain?” He looked up at you through his half lidded eyes, wanting to hear your words. If you said yes he’d pull off immediately, yet you bashfully shook your head and said no. “That’s what I thought.” Luke chuckled quietly before moving to your other breast, sucking on the other one a little more harsher and drawing out a soft moan from you. Your fingers found themselves in his hair, grasping his head a little to keep him where he was.

When you had enough of him abusing your nipples you let go and he got the idea to pull off, moving back and staring down at you in his lap again. “You sure you still want me to do this sweet girl?” He asked you, caressing your face in his hand. You leaned into his touch and nodded your head “Yes, please?” You asked him. Luke sighed and then smiled down at you, moving his hand from your cheek to ruffle your hair “Anything for my girl.” Luke answered. He couldn’t say no to you, you were his favourite girl.

Luke pulled your skirt and underwear down at the same time, and you lifted yourself off of his lap to let him pull them off of you. He threw your skirt onto the floor and held your underwear in his hand for a moment, admiring the wet spot in the middle that covered your crotch. “D-Don’t look at that..” You whined in embarrassment, moving shyly to try and take them from his hands. Luke lifted his arm up so you wouldn’t be able to grab them, his taller height putting you at a disadvantage. “Am I embarrassing you sweet girl?” He chuckled to himself “Y-Yes.” You huffed with pink cheeks, pouting at him and furrowing your eyebrows.

“You’re so cute.” Luke chuckled again as he admired your reaction “But sweetheart, I’m not trying to embarrass you. Promise. I’m just simply admiring this mess you’ve made for me..” Luke reassured you, slowly putting the pair into the pocket of his pants. “H-Hey are you taking those?!” You asked him flusteredly, “I am. That a problem? I’ll give them back if it is.” Luke asked you and tilted his head. You huffed and sat back before saying “..No..” and giving him this coy look.

“I’ll take good care of them.. Actually, I shouldn’t make false claims like that. When you get them back they’ll be more ruined than when I got them.” Luke admitted before kissing your jaw softly and then pulling away, you would’ve made some comment but you shut yourself up as Luke slowly began to undo his pants. He moved you off of his lap for a moment so he could take them off, placing them carefully on the floor so that his prize he got off of you wouldn’t fall out of his pocket.

Luke then pulled down his underwear, letting his already hardened cock spring up to life. Your eyes watched it hungrily, your tongue darting to lick your lips as they suddenly felt dry. “You’re staring sweetheart.” He snickered at you before joining you back onto the bed, crawling on top of you and pushing you down gently so your back hit the blankets beneath you. You felt pretty flustered but you wanted to go through with this for sure, it was everything you could’ve wanted. “S-Sorry Lukeeeee… you look BIG.” You commented softly, your drunken mind speaking your thoughts out loud.

“You still wanna do thi-“ you cut him off “Yes, I do! Do you?” You asked him and pouted your lips a little, you’d hoped he wouldn’t say no but you wouldn’t force him if he did. Luke smiled down at you “Of course I do.” He answered and kissed your lips again before pulling back. Luke moved one of his arms that were beside your head, his hand creeping down between your legs. You felt shy being so exposed but the alcohol in your system kept you from hiding away, Luke’s fingers slowly and curiously dipped between your thighs to gently touch your clit.

It was more like a poke at first as he started exploring you, but then he started to gently rub at your soft bundle of nerves and it made you squeal. “A-ah..” You whined as he began to touch you down there, you were pretty sensitive at times and you’d guessed that right now it was one of those times. Luke smirked down at you appreciatively, his fingers continuing to rub at your clit to get you extra wet for him. Your hips grinded up against his hand, shuddering for a moment or two. “F-Feels good..” you whimpered “Looks like it does.” Luke responded.

“D-Don’t tease me!” You huffed a little, Luke only chuckled and shook his head at you “I wouldn’t think of doing such a thing sweet girl.” The way he looked down at you gave you butterflies. Your legs unwillingly parted a little more on their own, spreading yourself out even more for him. Luke could see everything now and he felt like he was getting the best show of his life, his fingers slowly moved from your clit and he began to drag his hand down between your slick covered folds.

You stared at him with anticipation, your chest moving up and down as you breathed heavily. Luke pushed a finger inside and felt no resistance, snickering to himself quietly before pushing in another. This time there was a slight resistance but it didn’t cause you any pain or discomfort, you were wet with slick covering your entire pussy so of course it wouldn’t be too hard for his fingers to find their way inside. “A-Ah’ Lukeeee..” You bit on your bottom lip as you felt his fingers inside of you, waiting for them to move or do SOMETHING.

“You’re so wet sweet girl, all for me..” Luke admired the way your pussy clenched around his fingers, he began to move his hand slowly. His fingers curled, pushing in and out of you ever so slowly. He didn’t mean to tease you and make you whine, he just wanted to make sure you’d be prepared, but as soon as your pretty lips went and said “Luke! Please, just- move them faster.. please?” You begged, he stopped playing around and listened to you. He’d never wanna make you beg for something, you were his girl, he’d never do that to you.

His fingers began to move faster now, his fingers making this flicking motion inside of you as he dug his fingers inside even further. It felt good, it made you start to squirm and moan on the bed, which drove Luke absolutely crazy. The sounds of your moaning and the squelching of your pussy around his fingers made his own cock begin to twitch and leak with precum, dripping onto his own thigh. Luke kept fingering your hole though to open you up, “Could I slip in another finger or would that be too much?” He asked you with a sweet voice.

“P-Put it in..” You answered. Luke hummed and let a third finger push into your tiny hole, stretching you out more for when it was time for his aching cock to enter you. His movements didn’t stop, he kept finger fucking you with three fingers now which definitely stretched you out. Luke could feel your pussy inside opening up even more for him and that’s when he asked “Could I enter you now sweet girl? That still alright?” He looked down at you as he asked. “Y-Yes please!!” You reached out for him and beckoned him to come closer and fuck you.

Luke withdrew his fingers from your hole, leaving you twitching and leaking as he reached for his own cock. He stroked himself for a moment before slowly lining himself up with you, pushing the head of his cock in slowly. “A-ah..” You groaned and clenched your teeth “Is it too much? Need me to pull out?” He asked worriedly but you shook your head “No! P-Please. It feels good.. J-Just- keep going..” You gulped. Luke noticed now that you weren’t moaning from pain and he was happy to listen to your request.

He kept slowly pushing in, inch by inch he filled you up. He was halfway through when he noticed this dazed look in your eyes “You alright sweet girl?” He asked and tapped your cheek with his hand to get your attention, you giggled and nodded your head “R-Really good. It feels good. A-Are you in?” You asked a little bashfully. “I’m halfway in sweetheart, Is it too much for you?” He asked “No!! Y-You just feel big.. and good.. keep going” you encouraged him.

Luke hummed and listened, pushing in even more until he filled you up fully. You were squirming now even though he hadn’t moved, “My stomach hurts.. but it feels so good! P-Please move now, please fuck me..” You threw your head back against the sheets. Luke listened and began to move inside of you, setting a slow pace at first to get you used to how his cock felt rubbing up against you. Of course it didn’t take long for you to get needy though and start to buck your hips back up against him.

“No need for that sweetheart. You want me to go faster or harder and you just tell me. You don’t need to work for it.” Luke reassured you and grabbed your hips a little roughly so you’d stop moving them. Luke then set the pace to be faster, slamming his hips against you and fucking you hard like you’d been wanting for as long as you could think. “YES! Ah!~” You felt yourself being folded in half by him, he moved closer and threw your legs over his shoulders so he could pound you even deeper.

Luke let out a guttural groan as he was fucking you, unable to keep his own sounds inside. It felt too good for the both of you to stay quiet, but at least you didn’t share a cabin with anyone. Your arms moved to cling to Luke, pulling him down slightly closer to you so that you could hug his neck. You would’ve pulled him closer but your legs could only bend so far. You could feel Luke drilling your cunt, pressing up against your cervix and making this aching feeling in your stomach— but despite that it felt like heaven on earth.

“It feels so good! Lukeeee, I love you!!~” You moaned out, you looked like you were absolutely fucked out at this point. Your eyes rolled into the back of your head, your legs were twitching, and you knew by tomorrow that your hips would feel awful but you couldn’t worry about that right now. Not with his incessant fucking into your tight hole. Luke admired the way you looked, your blissful face looked like how he’d imagined whenever he’d touch himself to the thought of you. He kept moving his hips with perfect stamina, moving on of his hands to dip back between your legs.

His cock kept hitting this perfect part inside your pussy which was making you feel real good, he then added a bit more stimulation to your pussy by rubbing at your clit up and down with his thumb. It was a little overstimulating and before you could say anything you ended up cumming, your pussy clenching around him and twitching inside. Your whole body shook for a moment as you were cumming, and Luke watched with delight as he watched your orgasm unfold.

Luke had fucked you through your orgasm but when you stopped shaking he paused his movements, about to pull out when you stopped him. You were a little tired looking now, trying to catch your breath as you spoke “B-But you haven’t came yet..” You felt guilty “I know, but I don’t wanna overstimulate you sweet girl.” Luke looked at you with worry as he didn’t wanna hurt you. “F-Fuck it.. I’m a strong girl, keep doing it.. please?” Luke couldn’t help but listen to you, if that’s what you wanted then that’s what you were gonna get.

“Tell me if it’s too much.” Luke warned you once.

Once, before he then moved his hips again. He was going faster now as he stopped worrying about your orgasm, now drilling himself into your cunt to try and get himself to cum. You were of course shaking from this, it was definitely a lot for your pussy to handle, but you’d be strong for him. It’s not like it felt bad either, because it felt really good! Luke kept fucking your hips for a moment or two, relentless and carefree with the pace he was setting.

“I- I’m gonna cum.. where do you want me to cum sweetheart?” He asked you quickly, knowing he had to pull out and cum somewhere. “I dunnoooooo… my thighs?” You suggested and let go of his neck so he could move away. Luke pulled back away from you, sitting up between your legs. Luke stopped fucking you and quickly pulled out of your hole, making you whine a little before he then let his load out onto your thighs, some of it dripping down towards your cunt anyways.

Luke used his hand to push it away, looking down at you lovingly after he’d finished cumming all over your thighs. “I love you so much.. did that feel good? Was that okay?” He asked you to make sure you were alright “Y-Yes.. it felt SO good! Thank you Luke, I love youuuuuu.” You giggled and pulled him back down onto the bed beside you to cuddle up to him.

“Be careful sweetheart you’ve still got my cum on you.” Luke warned, rubbing your back gently as you cuddled up to him. “How about we go for a shower, yeah? I think everyone’s gone to bed now, and whoever isn’t is still partying so we should be just fine.” Luke suggested and you gave a tired nod. Luke scooped you up bridal style in his arms and grabbed two towels for each of you, putting them on you guys before leaving your cabin.

He was right, when the both of you entered the boys shower room there was no one else there. You two quickly showered, Luke had to help you stand up and he even kindly cleaned you even though you said you didn’t need any help. After the shower he took you guys back both to your cabin, dried and dressed you both, and then joined you to go to sleep. “Mm.. Aren’t you worried about getting caught in here?” You asked tiredly “Nah, we’ll be alright sweet girl. Just go to sleep.” Luke murmured as he held you close and kissed your forehead.

[saviorellie]

roommate!abby headcannons.

pairing : abby anderson x reader pov : second person, she/her pronouns warning(s) : none !! just fluff ! college abby obvi ! notes : you know roomie headcannons are my specialty

roommate!abby was randomly selected by your uni

before you guys met, all you knew was her name. you didn’t look her up on instagram or facebook . you kinda just hoped that she was cool

(she was the coolest btw)

roommate!abby is just sooohdshksdhd sweet

she’s tough and nonchalant (and dare i say… a little mean) to everyone else

but she is putty in your hands

she has girls (and… men) falling to her feet around campus but she only has eyes for YOU

as soon as she walks in the door of your dorm, the furrow in her eyebrows goes away

roommate!abby always picks up your favorite food from the dining hall on her way in because she knows you’ll be too tired to go down there after your classes

if you have an 8am and abby doesn’t, she’ll wake up early anyway just so she can see you before you leave for the day

but god forbid you accuse her of having a crush on you???

“i thought you didn’t have an 8am class?” “i don’t i just have uh an um and uh [some bullshit reason]” “… right”

roommate!abby’s love language is acts of service 100%

from buying you dinner or remembering to put the ice tray back in the freezer because she knows you won’t drink water if there’s not ice in it

“do you wanna watch a movie with me?” is her favorite line

i feel like abby is alwayssss cold

she thinks it’s funny to put her cold on hands on the back of you neck or your face if you’re sitting on the couch together

or she’ll be like “ my hands are so cold

roommate!abby is soooooo obsessed with yousdjfdjfsdf

if you’re feeling sick, she is ready with ibuprofen or cold medicine and a warm bath on standby

if you’ve gone shopping, she basically begs for a try on haul and then forgets to breath when you show her

abby anderson kinesiology major (i’m right)

roommate!abby hatessss a party

she would much much much rather just spend the night getting boxed wine drunk with you in your little apartment :’(

she’s an affectionate drunk :’(((((

she has had to stop herself for confessing her love to you while wine drunk so many times

roommate!abby would 100% give you the sweetest little nicknames (she likes watching you blush)

"sweet girl" and "pretty girl" and "my star" when she's proud of you :,)))))

she lovessss putting "my" in front of a nickname, it's as close as she'll get to asking you out

she's sooksjdksj sweet :,((((((

[mariefilms]

╰───► MORAL CONSCIENCE- e. williams smau.

「tres」 ⇢ love between

Pairing — streamer! ellie x youtuber!black fem!reader x rockstar! dina

warnings — 18+ MDNI !!!, cussing, smut, fingering, oral (r receiving)

a/n ik ts took like tears to come out but HERE !( btw, this is a week after dina’s party 🧘🏾) this is also not proofread so.. ntm !!

chapter 2 ⇢ chapter 4

as you locked your phone and got up to let ellie in you felt bad for lying to dina even tho you really didn’t have any obligations to her. it still hadn’t hit you that you and dina were really done and you were fucking around with one of her best friends. but you couldn’t lie, it felt good to be with someone new and not someone who’s fucked you over time and time again.

shaking your head at your slowly declining thoughts you let ellie in and gave her a hug to which she took it upon herself to wrap her arms around your waist and sneakily (not) feel up on your ass and squeeze while pulling you into a heated kiss. you shuddered a moan into her mouth and reciprocated the kiss for a while before breaking it and looking up at her. she smiled and dove back in for more making you smile and let out a soft laugh.

“we’re supposed to be talking, not making out ellie” you smile into her incessant kissing before pulling back from her lips to look into her piercing green eyes. “i know, i know but i couldn’t help it” she kisses you one more time before moving to go sit on your light pink couch. you follow after her and sit facing her with your knees pulled into your chest before speaking, “ um so.. i know we both know how much drama this would cause if dina were to find out. and i think we should like slow down ? i don’t know but i feel like we’re moving very fast especially since i’ve just got of a relationship with dina, who’s you’re literal bestfriend and i feel super shitty right now and i wanna continue pursuing.. this .. thing? we have but-” you stopped yourself at the touch of ellie grabbing your hands to try and help calm you down before you drew in a deep breath and continued on with your rant and exposing how you feel. “but i feel like we should slow down, like no more fucking until we decide if this is something serious and not us just fucking around behind dina’s back” you exhaled deeply once you were finished saying what you needed to say and waited with bated breath to hear ellie’s response

she started nodding her head and said “yea, i agree. we are doing shit very unconventional and i don’t wanna hurt dina nor do i wanna hurt you. i really like you y/n and i want to actually see where this goes even if we are like super sexually compatible” she smirks at you as you groaned at her last statement. “ellie be so for real oh my god!” you laughed at her in embarrassment.

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“ellie fuckkk-”

you honestly don’t know how you got in this position. at one point you and ellie were just talking and watching shows on netflix, trying to adhere to your rule of no fucking, but… that’s didn’t last long at all. ellie had (like always) brung some pre-rolls and decided you both should get high. it’s not like the last time y’all did that you both ended up naked under soft silken sheets in a penthouse apartment, but hey! you thought tonight would be different because you set some ground rules until you decided it wasn’t going to fast. you were wrong. as soon as ellie gave you a shotgun kiss it was over.

so now here you were, losing your mind over ellie’s tongue in your pussy. she was so good at sucking your soul and the tongue piercing didn’t help. you’ve already came like two times already and ellie would not let up. she said she’s just trying to make up for causing you so much emotional distress but you called bullshit. you weren’t complaining tho. ellie one of the best you’d ever had, almost better than dina. almost.

“ellie i can’t take itttt” you whined and pushed at her head. she was getting frustrated with how many times you kept trying to run and smacked your thigh before pinning them down by your ears. this girl had you to where you were unable to move and all you could do was take what she gave you. “i told yo ass to stop moving.” she emphasized her words with a harsh thrust of her fingers in your pussy before pistoning them and hitting that spongy spot that made your eyes roll back and your toes curl in pleasure.

all you could do was moan from the immense pleasure you were feeling. you know this whole arrangement was wrong but you couldn’t deny the way ellie made you feel.

“mmm i love this pussy baby” ellie moaned into your clit, still thrusting her slender but long fingers into your pussy. she raised her eyes to look at you. she found your eyes rolled into the back of your head and your mouth agape. your face was contorted in pleasure and she loved the sight of how her ministrations affected you. “you gonna cum baby? feel your pussy clenching all on my fingers” she chuckled at your pathetic state and you whimpered at the rapidly rising feeling of your orgasm approaching. “ellie shittt im close, don’t stop!” you grabbed ellie’s shoulders and digged your nails in at the feeling of her speeding up.

you were out of your mind. ellie was pounding her fingers into you so hard and fast that all that was on your mind was her. you weren’t thinking about dina and what would happen if yours and ellies escapades we’re to be found out. the combination of ellie fucking you with her fingers and making out with your clit pushed you over the edge with a piercing scream. “oh my godddd” ellie groaned into your pussy and pulled out her fingers before licking your cum off of them.

“you taste so good baby” she moaned and bent down to give you a deep kiss. you whimpered into her mouth while reciprocating and wrapping your arms around her neck. she pecked you on the lips one, two times before leaning back and smirking at you smugly. “oh fuck off!” you rolled your eyes and hit her upside the head with your pillow, she laughed in response and gave you another kiss.

[astrozuya]

☆ PRETTY LIPS 一 c. sb

✧ pairings: choi soobin x gn!reader

✧ genre: fluff. wc: 580. warnings: established relationship. lowercase intended. soft drabble about highschool bf!soobin and you kissing after a party. ♡

it's late when you and soobin decide its time to leave. the party's not over yet, not by a long shot— yeonjun's parties are notorious for lasting from dusk till dawn— but soobin's social battery ran out a while ago, and you're sleepy, ready to go home too.

his brown eyes meet yours from across the room, and he jerks his head towards the door, mouthing 'can we go?' over the loud pop music blasting from the speakers.

you nod, stifling a yawn, and wave goodbye at your friends. then you make your way over to the door, soobin close behind.

he pulls on his coat, turning the collars up, before glancing at you. "ready to go?"

"yeah." you wrap your scarf around your neck and the two of you step outside, shivering.

as you begin walking up the road towards soobin's car, you playfully bump your shoulder into soobin's, whining, "why'd you have to park your car so far away? i'm tired!"

"a little exercise once in a while is good for you, dummy," soobin teases, laughing when you stick your tongue out at him.

there's silence for a while as you walk up the road. it's pretty secluded, with barely any people or cars around. you don't mind though— you're grateful for some peace and quiet after the overwhelming chaos of the party.

the cold breeze ruffles your hair, tickling your skin. soobin's shoulders bump into you, and his fingers brush against yours.

"if you want to hold hands just say so," you say, smiling when he blushes.

its not as if this is your first time holding hands— you've gone way further than just holding hands, if you're being honest— but moments like these are common, when soobin gets shy all of a sudden. you don't mind though. how could you, when he's so gut wrenchingly cute?

he wordlessly tightens his hand around yours, and his lips curve up into a pout. you bite back a smile, whispering "your lips are so pretty."

"hm? did you say something?" soobin asks.

you shake your head, embarrassed. soobin begins humming, swinging your hands back and forth, and you soon join in. it helps pass the time, and before you know it, you're at the car.

soobin starts to unlock the door, but you tug at his sleeve, hesitant. "soobin… let's stay here for a bit, okay? i don't wanna go home just yet."

he shrugs, and sits down on the hood of the car. "sure." he stretches out an arm towards you. "c'mere, baby."

you sit down beside him, cuddling close into his warmth as his arm gently wraps around you.

your gaze turns upwards to the sky. it's clear tonight, a blanket of dark midnight blue full of twinkling stars.

soobin looks up too, the corners of his lips curling up into a soft smile. "the stars are pretty…" he breathes out.

you watch him, mentally tracing the curve of his upper lip, admiring the way his dark eyelashes frame his cheeks, burning his face into your memory. "pretty," you agree, before leaning in to kiss him.

soobin's eyes widen a little, surprised but happy. despite his intimidating appearance, his kisses are tender, hands softly cupping your cheeks, lips brushing gently against yours.

there's no rush, and soobin takes his time, deepening the kiss. when you finally pull away, out of breath, he smiles, gently stroking your cheek.

"i love you," you breathe out adoringly, brushing a strand of hair out of his face. "i love you, choi soobin."

soobin smiles, dimples showing. "i love you too, [name]."

this time you don't hesitate to tell him, "your lips are pretty," before leaning in for another kiss.

✧ notes: i was listening to pretty lips by winehouse last night & thought of soob's lips (the actual prettiest lips to ever exist. btw) so i wrote this lol. it was 1 am and this is not proofread (sorry) BUT considering i haven't written anything in two months i think this is pretty okay-ish?? idk. anyways live laugh love soobin's lips <3

© astrozuya. do not translate, copy or repost my work. networks: @kflixnet @k-labels

[letmesleep8]

even if I die screaming // elliexreader

CHAPTER 2: To Someone Special

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chapter 1 | chapter 3 | AO3 gets it first

content warnings/tags: subtle homophobia; friends to lovers; christmas love.

notes: hello again, buddies! <3 chapter two is here, thank you for the notes! let me know in the comments in case anyone wants to be tagged in chapter 2 btw

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"Every second counts, I don't wanna watch tv anymore"

— Bags, Clairo

December 24, 2038 Winter

Dear diary, 

Christmas is FINALLY coming up! I've always been a big time Christmas girl but this year it's extra special: Ellie suddenly realized she would not self-combust if she showed up at one of my Christmas parties just once! Well, it's not exactly a party. Mama's gonna be on patrol on the 25th, so I called Ellie, Dina and Jesse over to watch some movies. Dina and Jesse decided they'd spend the holiday with the boy's parents this year for once and Ellie, I believe, felt pitiful and decided to come by. 

I like her. She can be closed off, but she's fun. Cat said she is easy to like when she makes a bit of effort. They had a fight last week and I think I saw them kiss once, maybe twice. Mama's not the biggest fan of Ellie, she says she "doesn't think that's normal". How does she fight literal zombies every week and her biggest fear is a lesbian?

Gonna do some baking now. Hope Ellie likes pie.

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I placed some blankets on the couch and put the best holiday movie I could find next to the player. Our house was always incredibly tidy, I can't stand dusty places. I lit a candle and put the star I made myself on top of the pine. I'm committed to having a Christmas tree every single year, it doesn't matter how hard I find to bring it inside by myself. To me, it's a glimpse of what life was before the outbreak, and I also realized that my mom finds some sense of normalcy in these things. In a world like this, we lack some tradition. My kitchen timer rings and I run to the oven, the apple pie I've made looks great. I carefully take it off the heat and place it on the counter.

"It's a blizzard out here!" I hear some knocking on the door. "I am about to freeze to death!" I walk to the door to find Ellie all bundled up, her tiny nose red from the cold, the calluses on her fingers covered by navy blue wool.

"Come on in, sorry for the waiting", I reply as I brush some of the snow off her shoulders. She enters the house, a thankful gaze as she sees the lit fireplace. The girl takes off some layers of clothing along with her shoes, sitting on the couch.

"You should stop wearing sneakers on the snow, your feet are soaked", I threw her a blanket. "You're gonna get a cold."

She scoffs, "Well, if I ever do I know that I can count on ya' as my doctor", a slight smirk present on her face, still red from the low temperature. I smile and roll my eyes at her, maybe slightly blushed, 'cause my face definitely feels hot. 

I cut each of us a piece of pie and joined her on the couch. “You like Christmas movies?” I smirk. Of course she does, who doesn’t like Christmas movies? Well, I am quickly surprised by her, who admits she’s never watched one.

“I’ve never really been into Christmas n' shit”, Ellie shrugs her shoulders, “not really any holidays at all.”

I look at her, mouth wide open in disbelief. How does one live without ever watching Home Alone? “We’ve got a lot of catching up to do”, I exclaimed, excitedly. I get up from the couch and run over to my dvd shelf. A few seconds later I came back with three more movies for us to watch.

Our plan was to watch all the movies this afternoon but we soon lost focus. We talked for hours while “A Nightmare Before Christmas” repeatedly played in the background, we kept hitting “restart”, saying we were gonna actually watch it this time. Instead, we discussed the simplest of things, drinking tea and sharing Stevie and her warm fur on our laps. 

“Okay, I am not saying they're all dead”, Ellie’s out of breath laugh filled the room. To me, it seemed brighter all of a sudden, as if we had lit the third homemade scented candle of the day. “It’s just a probability, we wouldn’t even know”, she continued.

I threw my head back, laughing. “At least they’re voice actors, it wouldn’t be as weird. Could you imagine running into an infected that looked just like the girl from Pulp Fiction?” I shook my head, trying to erase the thought. “I think I’d pass out.” She laughed while shaking her head.

“You really do not like to fight, do you?” She grinned, teasingly. 

“I don’t think anyone does”, I replied. “Would you still do something like this if we were born before the outbreak?”

She nodded her head “no” without hesitating. I raised my eyebrow, wondering if she was going to elaborate. A moment later, Ellie continues: “Astronaut, I’d like to be an astronaut, maybe a musician.”

I smiled softly, she seemed to have previously thought about this. After a while I, too, respond: “I would like to be a writer, perhaps a teacher. I really like kids.”

I could see in her eyes that had softened her demeanor. She looked into the floor, smiling. “I think you’d be a great teacher, you’re all bubbly and… fucking gentle”, she stated. 

I looked into her, my eyes whispering “is that bad?”. She then gave me a smile that, to me, said “not at all”. Her slow approach asked “can I come close?” My worried gaze declared “this isn’t right”, but the sudden free will of my hands shouted a crystal clear “I object”. My left hand touched her right,I could finally feel the warmth of her fingertips. A good liar could pretend it was only a distasteful accident but I am as true as the sky is blue, so I trace the patterns on her index finger with mine until I could find rest in her palm.

Ellie moved her hand, she was going to hold mine with her palm. My heart is filled with anxiety when, as subtle as a lightning in a dark room, my mom bursts the front door open. “Merry Christmas”, she yells across the room to us with her welcoming smile. I don’t think it was honest.

Some minutes later, Ellie decided it was time for her to go. Mama insisted she took a piece of pie for Joel, so she did. The cold hugged my body as I opened the door for her and she quickly disappeared into the same blizzard she came from. 

[cyberkinks]

『 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐓 ──── ・♡ 』

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[ 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒 ] ──── frat boyfriend!taehyun, wom!reader. ft. the others. him being your boyfriend in your mind and not his, a small sex scene, sexual intercouse, non protection sex, kissing, neck kisses.

[ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ] ──── trigger warning use: starvation. use of swear words, some errors maybe, use of pet names. btw read at your own risk. mature content!

[ 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄 ] ──── non idol au, mixed feelings, fake/real boyfriend au, collage au, smut, fiction, fluff.

[ 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 ] ──── in which, you were a nerdy loser and he was a popular hottie and when he randomly decided to ask you out on a date, of course you said yes thinking nothing of it. but his conscience was slowly dealing with him along with his guilt so he decided to finally tell you tha-.

[ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 ] ── this is for entertainment purposes only!

𝐀/𝐍: ❛ i know it’s been a while and i’m sorry for that ❜

𝐇𝐞 hated the feeling that was bubbling in his gut. not that feeling but the feeling of guilt. he knew what he was doing was wrong. stringing you along just to break your heart with one sentence.

taehyun gulped at the thought that he had to tell you sooner or later but now wasn’t the time since you were on your 5th date after 4 months of dating.

4 months of secrets and lies that were hidden underneath his tongue. the courage he didn’t have to just stop or end the bet with his friends since he actually started to like you. not just because of your looks anymore but your personality. that’s what stood out to him the most.

your always chill and relaxed mostly quiet but whenever you have the energy, you can be the life of the party sometimes.

you two were currently sitting down on the couch, watching a random thriller movie that neither of you have seen before. you held onto taehyun’s arm, quivering in fear “i hate scary movies sometimes” you pouted and turned your head towards him who was already looking at you seeing his eyes sparkle.

“what?” you frowned in confusion lightly touching on your face “is there something on me?” you asked but he didn’t say anything. you had him wrapped around your finger without you even knowing.

his conscience was making things worse. he knew that all of this was wrong. he knew someday soon that he just had to tell you that-

“it was a bet”

shit.

“what do you mean?” you sat up on the couch, facing your body towards him. he sighed “you were a bet” you gulped, removing your arms from his and folded them.

“excuse me?”

“our relationship was a bet” you blinked.

“me and my friends made a bet to see who can get you……in bed first” your eyes widen, completely taken back by his words.

after a few seconds of thinking and collecting your thoughts, you felt your blood began to boil.

“what? why would you do that?” you stood up from the couch along with him “listen, i don’t care about it anymore i really like you genuinely but i just felt like i needed to tell you, y/n” he tried to grab your hand but you yanked it from him.

you shook your head “no, i don’t believe you!” “y/n, im sorry but i promise i really think your an amazing person and i think i even lo-“

“get out”

he blinked this time “what?”

“i said get out! i don’t wanna see you anymore!”

was all you said before walking away from him and towards your bedroom, slamming the door shut which echoed though the house.

taehyun sighed before packing up the few things he had and left.

later that night, you cried into your pillow knowing you were smearing your mascara all over it but you didn’t care.

you felt stupid.

a guy like him? it was too good to be true.

you felt something in your soul when you were with him. you knew deep down that something must’ve been going on for him to go from completely ignore you during those 3 years of high school to suddenly asking you out now.

you laid your head on your pillow, sniffling and wiping your eyes with the sleeve of your favorite hoodie. a ding came from your phone making you look over at it, seeing that it was taehyun texting you for the 5th time apologizing once again.

he also wouldn’t stop calling you after you kicked him out which annoyed you.

you just wanted and needed space from him for a while but that isn’t what he wanted.

taehyun wanted to see you and hug you tightly and apologize for being such a dumbass for not ending the bet.

soobin was currently trying to snap him out of it but he couldn’t. he needed you and you only but you were ignore any and everything he sent you.

he couldn’t sleep for days that started turning into weeks.

taehyun hasn’t showered or been to class which you noticed but didn’t say anything.

it’s not like he’s you’re responsibility anymore. because he isn’t….right? yeah totally.

thoughts began to cloud your mind starting to actually get worried about him. you bit down on your nails since it’s been a few months now and you were over it but he couldn’t leave your mind.

‘where is he?’ you thought.

you dug in your pocket in the middle of class for your phone to see if he tried to text or call you recently and he hasn’t. you sat your phone down by your papers, thinking of the reasons why he isn’t in class.

‘maybe he’s done with school? maybe he’s just off on a trip? or maybe-‘

“y/n?” you heard a voice whisper out, making you snap out of your thoughts and turn your head to see yeonjun standing beside you and you roll your eyes looking away “yeonjun, i don’t want to have fucking sex with you so go ask someone else” you blurted out quietly making him raise an eyebrow.

“okay but that isn’t what i wanted to talk with you about” he sat down beside you “it’s taehyun” you turned your head back towards him “what about him?”

“he’s not eating, showering or sleeping, y/n” your eyes widen.

“what?” your eyes widened.

yeonjun nodded “yeah and i’m worried about him, he just stays in his room drinking beer all day”

he continued “he’s failing half of his classes which barely happens and they’re gonna kick him out”

“that’s awful” you commented and yeonjun nodded.

“i know and i was hoping you could help” you nodded “i’ll try”

“thank you”

you gave him a smile before he got up and walked off to his class. your smile then faded away because of the news.

you stood at the door of their dorm room, taking a deep breath before knocking. within a matter of seconds, it swung open revealing soobin who had a surprised look on his face “shit, you’re here, thank you”

“what? you thought i wouldn’t be here?”

“yeah actually”

he moved over to let you in and you walked in, looking around “his room in down the hall and to the right- ““i have a question” you spoke up.

soobin raised an eyebrow at you “what is it?”

“do you usually make bets?”

you titled your head waiting for him to answer. the smile that was on his face disappeared “no, i mean not really” he cleared his throat and you squinted your eyes at him.

you followed his instructions and walked down the hallway and went to the room on the right side and knocked on it.

you heard someone rustling around and stomp towards the door. “i told you guys to leave me alone!” the door swung open, revealing taehyun who was in such a bad state.

his eyes were puffy, he was in the same clothes from the night you two broke up. his hair was all over the place. he looked like he was done with his life and didn’t care anymore.

you looked at him with concerned eyes as he looked at you wondering if he was imagining you standing there of if it was actually you “taehyun” you softly spoke and that’s when he let out a breath. he felt a lump in his throat feeling his eyes began to tear up, blurring the sight of you “i-“ he cuts you off by speaking.

“y/n, look i’m sorry okay? i know i fucked up and i ‘sniff’ i promise i didn’t mean to hurt you-“ “tae, it’s okay, i’m over it but i’m worried about you”

taehyun looked down at his feet “i heard you’re not eating or showering and it’s been months now, that’s not healthy”

“i know, i just couldn’t do anything without you” he murmured before sniffing again “i loved you”

those words made your eyes widen “you loved me?” you asked and he nodded “a lot and i should’ve told you about the bet before and i didn’t and for that i’m so sorry” he grabbed your hands.

“i want you, y/n and i need you please give me another chance” he begged, kneeling down on his knees and you blinked the tears that you felt coming away.

“this isn’t another ruse of yours, is it?” you teased making him chuckle and shake his head “no, baby i promise this is all me”

you thought for a minute before nodding your head and his face lit up “yeah, we can try again” he stood up from the floor “i promise i won’t hurt you again”

“you promise?” your eyes sparkled which made a smile form across his face.

“promise”

after a nice warm long shower and him eating a few pieces of pizza the guys bought for him, you two were tangled up in bed together while your previous clothes were laying on the floor.

soft whimpers came from your mouth as he slowly began to move his hips into you, letting you adjust to him before speeding up a little. his lips went to yours, kissing you gently. your arms were wrapped around his neck, deepening the kiss.

his lips went down to your chin then your jaw line and to your neck, leaving kisses all over “i really do love you” he mumbled against your neck.

“i love you”

𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 © 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐

[merakiui]

MERAAA :(( I can't believe you've done this... (I absolutely can believe it)

The new DRU chapter is SO good oh my god dude,, Marisa and her tea parties and everything just . pretend there's one of those really dramatic reaction images of the little stickmen crying here. oh my god. I saw the strangulation tag but for some reason I didn't consider we'd be watching that go down after bonding with her. Really that's on me though

ALSO THE DREAM SHIT WAS SO SICK HELLO?????? Oh and .. was Jade pretending to,, be Floyd or something to get her there. Or did I totally misunderstand his strand being on the wrong side and him just being Messier 😭 ??? I dunno. I did wanna ask real quick though

I need to like sit down and think the chapter over or something. That was good. I love Jade and MC's silly back and forths by the way!! I knoe theyve always been there but. yknow. The fingerbone thing was fun is why I thought to bring it up,, this is all over the place but like. AAAAA !!!

Jade Leech the messed up little creature you are,,,, god,,,,

- :3 anon

I feel like I definitely overthought that Floyd thing I put in my og ask btw. Your other fics where Jade is all Floyd-ish are getting to me I fear 💔

I do love a good twins pretending to be each other. even tho that's definitely not the point of DRU lol. I don't know if you'd shared this before (or ig if it'd be spoilers ? if it is I could totally understand why) or if I'm forgetting smth in the earlier chapters,, but does Floyd know what Jade gets up to??? Is Floyd also a cannibal or does he think this is just one of his brother's weird things and doesnt care,,, and that's if he DOES know I guess. I dunno

Rotating them around in my brain. fucked up critters those two. I know you won't get to these til later but goodnight mera :-) thank you for the fish food tonight!!!

- :3 anon x2

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:3 anon!!!!! ( ≧ᗜ≦) THANK YOUUUUUU!!!! I'm so happy you liked it!!! Omg the stickman reactions....... this was me writing Reader and Marisa bonding knowing fully well what was to happen:

IT HURTS. T_T she was such a sweetheart,,, her and Reader would have been besties forever if the circumstances were different. </3 in my heart Reader, Marisa, and Cater are at Portobello drinking chaga tea and enjoying the egg sandwiches and the tiny cakes!!!! orz

AND JADE. JADE LEECH!!!!! >:( *squishes him in my fist* what a sneaky eel,,, the formal and casual wardrobe changes and the looking intentionally messy....... Oh, he's the worst. I can confirm that he wasn't pretending to be Floyd. He would never throw his brother under the bus like that (or would he? 👀). He continues to be an enigma. Currently, no one knows of Jade's very illegal activities. I can't answer any other questions related to Floyd's involvement due to spoilers, but I can assure you he has a role in the plot (even though he may not be very present right now) hehehe.

ALSO ALSO!!!! Thank you for enjoying their banter. I love writing the two of them bickering. (〃´𓎟`〃) the fingerbone line and "not by choice" in reference to Jade saying you're his housemate are some of my favorites from this chapter. They can't be civil for a minute. These two are always sniping at each other. >_< but soon they will be kiss, kiss, falling in love into the bed to fuck,,,,, if Reader manages to seduce the murder eel, that is. Good luck, Reader. Your life is quite literally on the line. ^^;;;;

Thank you again for enjoying the fish food!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖

[saucyjothoughts]

hi i’m the insane ovulating bb boo (https://www.tumblr.com/saucyjothoughts/761525861925191681/im-ovulating-rn-and-i-genuinely-cannot-look-at this post btw) and i’m glad i’m not the only one because yes…

that being said, i’ve been reading all the posts and the quick mention of jealous!nace got me thinking of the idea that Nace, although very calm and collected on the surface, very secure in the relationship Nace, would rage with jealousy at the idea of his partner doing anything with anyone else (he does find it hot, but he likes the idea of punishing his partner)

like imagine this:

Nace dragging you out of a party/hang out with the others after you and Jan got a little too close for Nace’s taste. You’re watching his jaw clench and his fingers grip the steering wheel to the point of his knuckles turning white. After a long, brutal and quiet drive home with you squirming in the seat with dripping wet panties and his hard cock straining in his jeans, he leads you upstairs into his apartment, closing the door all calm and collected on the outside before he finally slams you against the nearest wall and grabs your throat, prying your mouth open with his other hand and spitting inside, muttering lowly for you to swallow and humming in approval while degrading you. he doesn’t praise; he knows you don’t want it right now, so he only sticks to one word responses like ‘good’ and ‘yes’ but never gives you more, knowing you need to be completely broken down by him.

he forces your legs apart by showing his knee between them, muttering in your ear to hump his thigh like a bitch in heat, watching tauntingly while you struggle not to close your eyes because he tells you not to. he finally moves his knee away, chuckling at the whine you let out, moves his hand up your skirt and shoves your panties to the side, plunging two fingers inside. you’re practically dripping down his hand as he plunges deep inside you, curling his fingers to press on your g spot. when you start to shake, telling him you’ll cum soon, he pulls away and finally takes his cock out, rubbing your slick on himself before shoving his length inside you and taking ahold of your hips and pounding you, telling you how good of a fuck toy you are, how tight you are and how fucking *good* it feels to have you squirming on his cock. he ignores your orgasm, knowing it’d happen regardless, going until he shoots up inside you, thrusting until he’s done before finally calming down, breathing into the crook of your neck and gently kissing the skin there, holding you until you both calm down.

anyways, uhm, slay? sincerely, 🧦 boo (plz lemme keep this one i wanna make the cum sock joke)

🧦 boo, my beloved - please let me climb into your head and live in your brain. Every word of this is magical.

[edith-is-a-cat]

Edie's Moots!!!

The ones I've interacted with (alphabetically organized)

💕@angelhairpastawithherbs - Mx. Rose Moth!! - HAS THE SAME MOTHMAN SHIRT AS ME AND THATS HOW WE BECAME MUTUALS SO LOVELY (thats why you are called Rose Moth in my head!!) #mx. rose moth!! 💕

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@ - Mr. !! - OMG TELLS YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING IM EXCITED FOR YOU WELCOME IN!!!

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Full Episode Commentary

2x3: Bad Moon Rising

Alaric gets invited over to the Salvatore boarding house. Damon wants to get intel on the Lockwoods to find out what they are, while Elena wants to get intel on Katherine to understand why they look exactly alike. They discuss the reasons they think the Lockwoods are supernatural. In 1x22, Damon knows the Gilbert device affected Mayor Lockwood. In 2x1, Bonnie knows the Gilbert device affected Tyler Lookwood. And in 2x2, Damon's little fight experiment revealed Mason Lockwood. So yeah, Damon gets busy with his investigation. Alaric offers to take them because, like Damon, he feels the need to help protect Mystic Falls. Knowledge gives them that power. Not only knowing what they are, but what to expect and how to deal. While they discuss the Lockwoods, the writers chose to cut back and forth so you can watch their werewolves in action. Tyler is following Mason into the Lockwood cellar.

I love this scene with Caroline because it's pretty, but it's also another difference. It probably would've been better not to keep Vicki locked up at the Salvatore boarding house for an entire day. Her humanity was just as important as Caroline's is. Logan was already dead when Vicki fed on him to complete her transition. She hadn't even killed anyone, but got treated poorly in comparison… to Caroline, who had just killed someone at the carnival. Clear to me it's whatever suits their needs at any given time. This episode pulls the Vicki parallels full circle. I know what fans are gonna say. Bonnie wasn't in the know, so Vicki couldn't have a daylight ring. I don't wanna hear it. She was kept from night to night at the boarding house. Stefan didn't even wanna take her out at night, and he wonders why Vicki wanted to take off?

Stefan and Elena talk about how they're spending their days. Stefan will be staying behind to train Caroline. Elena will be going to Isobel's office with Alaric and Damon. An interesting set-up, considering Elena is in Damon-hating mode. "It's okay that I'm going, right?" I suppose if you're dating an extremely jealous and possessive guy, this question would be typical. I consider it insane. I think it's cute that Elena believes Alaric is in Damon-hating mode. Alaric isn't currently hating, but he understands where she's coming from. "Look, I'm not gonna let the fact that Damon is going keep you from an opportunity to get some answers." Stefan being jealous even while Elena is in Damon-hating mode. That speaks volumes. He literally admits to hating Elena going to Duke with Damon… like wow lol. "Sorry you can't come too, Stef. Oh, I'll take really good care of her." I'm pretty sure Damon overheard their conversation because as soon as they start to leave, he plays on Stefan's jealousy. If you've gotta kiss your man in front of the other man to quiet his jealousy, there's a problem. But yeah… she knows Damon is purposefully making Stefan jealous. This trio is hilarious af.

Tyler is all brawn and no brain. He asks his mother about the freaky underground cellar. Mason walks in and asks what they're talking about. Oh… they're just talking about the old slave days, and Tyler thinks it's a great place to host a party. "Listen, every day that she's cut off from her old life - from you, from Elena, from Matt, it'll make it that much harder for her to hold on to her humanity." So here's another difference for me to complain about because they've made it pretty clear. Stefan is talking about how Caroline needs to be near her boyfriend to hold onto her humanity, but with Vicki, he straight-up told Elena that she couldn't be around Jeremy. I suppose because Vicki wasn't Elena's childhood friend, Stefan didn't feel the need to be just as courteous. "But if we don't do everything we can to help her or at least trust the fact that she can keep it together, we might as well just stake her right now." btw, this is exactly what Stefan did to Vicki.

Bonnie is actually thinking about denying her best friend access to sunlight, and because she's thinking about denying her, she lies to Stefan about her inability to make daylight rings.

She had to use her little head trick to stop Stefan from devouring Amber in 1x19, and she's gonna trust him over her childhood friend all because Caroline devoured the guy she was crushing on. What? lol... And people wonder why I think Damon's friendships are better. They pull their scene cut from Stefan and Bonnie to Damon and Elena. "I don't think she's pretending. You did kill her brother." lol… Alaric knows what's up. Elena isn't pretending to hate Damon, she truly hates Damon. "Elena, I saw the ring! It's a big tacky thing. Hard to miss." Damon wants the quick, easy fix because he misses Elena, but friendships don't work that way. He has to know what it feels like without her… and he definitely has to own his shit if he's gonna change. Alaric and Elena were supposed to bond in their anti-Damon solidarity, but she's sitting in the backseat while Damon is riding shotgun.

"So, I don't get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?" lol! If Caroline had it her way, Bonnie would've spelled an entire line just so she'd have something to go with every outfit. I like how they dolled up her face when they've got her spending the day with Stefan. Just look at her, she's gorgeous. So anyway… Jeremy's Gilbert ring is written alongside Caroline's daylight ring because the episode is pretty much all about Damon's and Caroline's humanity. "I can't ignore what happened, okay? If you want to be friends, you have to prove that the Caroline I remember isn't gone." Bonnie will have to accept the fact that people will die from time to time because Caroline is a vampire and vampires do eat people. It's an insane conflict, the vampirism-humanity combo. If it weren't, it wouldn't be a curse.

I love Alaric in this episode. He's given the opportunity to share things with Elena about her biological mother. This office at Duke is human Isobel, and it's where her obsession with vampires took root. I really like this filming set. It has all the right vibes and the lighting is spot-on. I can almost smell the place. Alaric lies to Isobel's old student, claiming there was no news about her death/disappearance. No need to involve her in vampire business… or so he thinks. I love the fact that Elena's hate doesn't twist her. She still cares a great deal about Damon, and it shows. Alaric is hot on keeping everyone safe, so he's got this chick slammed against the wall. Damon takes an arrow to the back, and I swear it's instinctive for Elena. Sorry, but that care isn't gonna go away just because you're in hating mode. This scene looks so much like Klaus and Caroline and the white oak stake. Damon acts like a tiger with a thorn stuck in its paw. Get it out, Elena. It hurts.

"You touch her, and I swear I will never speak to you again." Elena tries to manipulate Damon. This is what you call emotional blackmail. She's basically threatening him with the silent treatment. "Right. I forgot that I was speaking to a psychotic mind who snaps and kills people impulsively. Fine, go ahead, do whatever you want." This is Elena's second attempt to manipulate. This is a great episode to watch because manipulation is one of the key ways in which these characters control each other. I consider Stefan their master manipulator because he's that damn good at it. Katherine uses the same manipulation tactics on Damon, so I'm telling you that Elena is acting like Katherine in this episode. You just have to know how to manipulate a rebel. So what you get is Elena manipulating Damon into sparing Vanessa… and Katherine manipulating Damon into daggering Elijah. Even in Elena's hate for Damon, he's pushing her in ways that he's got her acting like Katherine… and they've only just started the second season lol. It takes a vampire to create a vampire, and Damon has aleady begun to define Elena… so you get a pretty good idea how Katherine defined Damon. Delena in this episode is one of the greatest things ever. Damon knows she's totally capable, and Elena wants to pretend like she didn't just try to manipulate him. Damon has already given Elena his worst when he snapped Jeremy's neck. In hate, there's only one direction they can go. And when they get there, it's gonna take more than an attempt to kill Jeremy to get Elena back to Damon-hating mode. So compel him to kill Jeremy all you like. She gets this side of Damon early on because 1864 Damon is written alongside the Ripper.

"Please! I freaked out, okay? Alright, you would have done the same thing, it's not possible! Katherine Pierce can't be alive and Damon Salvatore died in 1864. Okay? I read Isobel's research." I love listening to her flip out. Vanessa is… much more freaked out than Elena was. You mean vampires exist? omgz

Caroline: Isn't killing cute defenseless animals the first step in becoming a serial killer? Stefan: Well, you sort of skipped the serial killer and went straight to vampire.

This is as real as it gets. Vampirism is three easy steps and Caroline completed them. If I were Caroline, I'd be just as bored hunting for rabbits. Vampires crave human blood. Girl will have to hit the hospital on the way home just to pick up some blood bags. If Stefan weren't a ripper, he wouldn't be so bent to train everyone on animals. I consider his diet training self-serving. Stefan would rather have everyone on animal blood than have someone train him to moderate his human blood intake. Training a vampire on the animal blood diet is what I call nurturing a ripper. It's not nature or nurture, it's nature and nurture. Caroline will nearly kill Matt and Elena will nearly kill Matt, and both will do it for the same reason Vicki nearly killed Jeremy. And really… if Elena's gonna be a vampire, she might as well have the strength that comes with it. Why you gonna train her to fight Connor, but not allow her the strength to beat him. Everyone knows Stefan is a weak bitch on animal blood. Power differential. That's another reason why I love Delena. They're equals. imo, I don't think Stefan knows love as Damon knows love until he falls in love with Caroline. They have something that none of Stefan's other ships have. Depth.

Stefan: When someone becomes a vampire, all of their natural behaviors get sort of... amplified. Caroline: What do you mean? Stefan: I mean… as a human, I cared deeply for people, how they felt. If they were hurting, I felt their pain, and I felt guilty if I was the one who caused it. And as a vampire, all of that got… magnified. Caroline: So you're saying that now I'm basically an insecure, neurotic control freak… on crack?

lmao! I wish Caroline was more like this. But you know… this is the difference between Damon and other vampires. "That" Damon didn't magnify. He died when he died. If Stefan really wants to know what it's like for Damon to wait for Katherine for 145 years just to find out she was never in the tomb… best Elena resurrect Damon, then let Stefan see that side of him for the first time in 145 years. I mean… as sweet as it is for Damon to tell Elena she should've met him in 1864 beause she would've liked him… he's also telling her his truth. He didn't magnify, he died. "Hey, listen… let's hunt, okay? And then after that, we'll go to the swimming hole." This is what compromise looks like, and it's one of the reasons I love Delena's sire bond. Stefan gets what he wants and Caroline gets what she wants. Damon says, "it's not my way, it's the only way" because he gets what he wants and Elena gets what she wants. So yes, if Elena wants to save Matt, then she'll have to become a vampire. I think that's a great compromise. It didn't take me long to realize Damon was talking about Stefan when he said Edward is so whipped. "Matt is the closest connection that you have to your humanity, and I think that being around him is a good thing." Dating or not, this is why Damon needs Elena in his life, and Damon knows it. It's also the reason I hate Stefan much of the time.

Vanessa: This box checks Katherine's arrival to Mystic Falls in April 1864. Elena: Is that all there is about her? Vanessa: All that I'm aware of. Elena: Here, take this. Vanessa: Does vervain really work?

I love how Vanessa pulls a box full of stuff from 1864, then Elena immediately hands her vervain because of Damon. You can literally hear him say the words now… You should've met me in 1864. "This box checks Katherine's arrival to Mystic Falls in April 1864." I mean, literally… 2x22 sits right here in this scene. "But he is very capable of being a first rate jackass." I like how they cut scene here. Old Elena, meet new Elena. She's fun and exciting and madly in love with Damon. So they cut scene to this water hole… and as I was talking about before, Tyler's emotions are magnified to such an extent, as if they're pushing him to transition to werewolf. That's why he's talking about Aimee Bradley's ass getting hot. "You know, if you want to see me naked, all you have to do is ask." They scene cut Damon and Tyler a lot in their humanity scenes because they're written similar that way. Mason tells Tyler to move the party by dark. Clear that it's a full moon and he's planning to turn. "Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look? I mean, it's different from your worried vampire look, neither of which stray too far from your hey-it's-Tuesday look." Easier for someone to read you when you're not dating them. Love can be blinding, right, Elena?

"Well, I wasn't gonna say it like that but…" "I mean, I was not gonna say it like that but…"

They're already writing Steroline like Stelena. So Matt's gonna be just fine having Aimee flirt with him all because Caroline didn't answer his calls. Jealousy leads to manipulation. Messing with someone's mind doesn't require compulsion, that's where Stefan and Caroline differ. This is where I introduce you to their 3x14 parallel. If you wanna know why Rebekah hangs Damon up in animal traps in 3x18, you have to follow the parallel...

"Nobody deserves to have their mind messed with for shallow reasons. You're letting the jealousy get the best of you." Aimee Bradley wanted to hook up with Matt, then because of Caroline, she hooked up with Tyler. It's all relative to the issue of jealousy and how they manipulate each other. It's insane to me how much fun Stefan has when he's not with Elena.

"Ah, man. You know, it's a bummer we're not friends anymore because I could tell you what I know." Damon is now manipulating Elena. Similarly, he's using emtional blackmail. He knows she's looking for answers about why she looks exactly like Katherine. Vanessa introduces the curse of the sun and the moon.

Elena finds a photo of Katherine, dated 1864 because that's when she arrived in Mystic Falls. Elena starts asking Vanessa if she's done any research on doppelgangers. "Well, if I know anything, I'm not gonna tell you. Not with that attitude." Damon is desperate, that's why Alaric responds the way he does.

"Legend has it that a werewolf bite is fatal to vampires." Fear is a great driving force. Pull in someone that Damon doesn't know, doesn't understand, and doesn't trust. He's gonna kill this man. It'll take him the entire season to deal, yeah. Vanessa just put Mason on Damon's kill list. I love Stefan's response when he finds out. He's like… omg, Caroline. Mason is chaining himself up because he's about to turn. Tyler takes Aimee into the cellar for the sake of making out with her, so Mason is forced to turn in his vehicle. Tyler is so gross. I can't believe he took Aimee down there when his mother already told him, like wtf.

"Friends don't manipulate friends, they help each other." Because Elena strings him along, Damon will compare her to Katherine. Yes, that's exactly what she's doing to him here, she's stringing him along. You'll also notice that some of this stuff repeats as they shift Delena from friendship to romance. That's why she talks about stringing both brothers along in 3x22. "I don't know, but I'm not even sure why I was flirting with you. I like Matt." Damon's parallel to Aimee sits in 3x15. He doesn't want Rebekah to make a big deal of them sleeping together because he's in love with Elena. Probably a good idea to watch Aimee in 2x3… then imagine Damon playing Rebekah one more time for the sake of getting in her head.

Wow, Stefan is an idiot. You hear growling, and you're just gonna walk up to Mason's car like… hey, I know you're a werewolf, but can we be freinds? lol what? They put Mason in the same position as Logan. In situations like this, Damon's hate for Stefan gets shoved aside and his natural instinct kicks in. He's not gonna give you a second shot at his brother. Mason is a dead man. Yep, Stefan's gotta be that one person... that one person in horror films that runs towards the danger acting like they have no idea. Like did you not hear that growl. This isn't a dog you can eat, Stefan. Mason smashes through his rear window and knocks Stefan on his ass. He needs to go find Caroline and get to moving, seriously.

"Listen, you don't want to get caught up in this. Really, it'll take over and will keep from being able to live your life. Isobel became her research." Sexy Vanessa is hitting on Alaric. Not a coincidence that Jenna ends up becoming a vampire. He's warning Vanessa, yet dating Jenna. I mean, it's insane that Isobel's student knows about vampires, but Jenna has to learn about it last minute... and right before her death. This scene by the car is gorgeous. "Petrova was her real name. Katerina Petrova to be exact. Back when, I saw it engraved on an old heirloom. Men snoop too, you know." The beauty of 1864 Damon that shines through as he snoops through Elena's bedroom and reads Stefan's journals.

Caroline is making out with Matt, suffering the same issue Vicki did with Jeremy. She's been snacking on bunnies all day, so I'm sure Matt's blood smells pretty tasty right now. These are their final Vicki parallels. Stefan is ripping Caroline off Matt. Like why couldn't he do this with Vicki, just rip her off Elena and snap her neck rather than stake her. So rather than Vicki compelling Jeremy as Caroline compels Matt… Damon's gonna have to compel Jeremy because Stefan killed Vicki. Yes, that's me being real. They show Stefan's capabilities as he stops Caroline. And damn, she's tearing into Matt like unbelievably well.

Stefan and Caroline are doing their vamp-speed through the woods, trying to escape Mason. Damon and Elena and Alaric are running from Ray in season 3. You can see how season 2 shifts to season 3 while watching this episode. "It's a werewolf! He will try to kill us and he can!" I think they're pretty damn lucky that Tyler is still there. Like wow. It's insane to me how much power Tyler has over Mason while he's transitioned during the full moon.

Caroline: I shouldn't be with him, should I? Because if there is any danger… Stefan: I'm the last person to make that kind of decision for you. If I had follow my own advice, I would walked away from Elena a long time ago. Caroline: You ever think you should have? Stefan: I know I should have, I just can't.

Speaking of letting Elena go. Damon and Stefan are different with their selfishness. Stefan knows that he should've walked away from Elena, but he's not selfless enough to let her go. Letting her go requires death… either her death or his. Damon is different in that regard. Tyler catches up to Mason's vehicle, sees the smashed out window. Mason walks up behind him, and it's clear he's naked because he turned. He's like... hand me my clothes, man. I liked Tyler's storyline in the beginning, but he starts to bore me because I honestly hate werewolves. But I do like this scene between him and Mason because he finally learns the truth of what they are.

Caroline pushes Matt to break up with her. This is her way of letting him go. If you want that parallel for Elena, hit 4x6, only it's a reverse parallel. She wants Stefan to break up with her because she wants Damon. This is how they should've left Matt and Caroline, but no… they had to go and ruin it.

I love how they cut scene at the end of the episode. The only way for me to explain them is like this… Matt and Caroline are having a romantic breakup. Damon and Elena are having a friendship breakup. Centered between them is the beauty of their direction… Alaric and Jenna. "I should have done that this morning." So you combine Alaric's dialogue with Stefan's dialogue. "Just make the trade. Me for Jenna." Now add in the previous dialogue I spoke about. "Listen, you don't want to get caught up in this. Really, it'll take over and will keep from being able to live your life. Isobel became her research." Jenna should know about vampires, but she won't until it's time for her to become one... but Isobel's student gets the full scoop.

Ashes and Wine is a great soundtrack, and I'm insanely impressed with this porch scene. What Damon should've said but didn't, what he should've done but didn't. In love with both women but lost both women. Damon could've continued with his quick, easy fix. I would've given up on his character had he lied to Elena in this scene. It's the honesty that not only keeps me, but glues me. He put her need for the truth above his need to have her in his life… and she asked him, all-knowing that he would give her the truth because that's how real they are. It's because that's how real they are that Damon can't let her walk away. "You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks." As hard as it is for Elena to swallow, Damon is being honest here. She strung him along. Whether she accepts that harsh reality or not is on her. It's also crazy what Elena says in season 3 because this is the moment Damon realizes he has to change. I mean... forget about dating Elena. He's choosing to change just to be around her, to have her in his life.

I don't like Katherine, but she offers a nice change of pace in season 2. She stops in to see Caroline, and I'm like… oooh, the fun begins.

[h3llh0und64]

so the first part of the finale came out and it's... Not great.

honestly, a 5/10. The pacing was so off and rushed. All exciting interactings were quick and with no real substance. When it comes to character writing they were also off?

Here, let me go scene by scene.

HEAVY SPOILER WARNING BTW!

The beginning of the episode:

What the balls. That was pretty good and giving an explanation as to why cobs has only one egg and how the other got lost while also not showing what cobs has done with the egg he has.

The real beginning;

(Note; all scenes have the problem of not enough build up or screen time.)

1, the introduction into the party:

- This scene is pretty well done, can't see hpw it could be better

2, suitcase seeing balloon again:

n- I am happy for their return to each other, but as stated before, nickel and balloon are a

 - This scene was well done, just upset about acknowledging season three and everything that happened with nickel and balloon. Suitcase tried so hard to make them at least tolerate each other, only for them to just suddenly become besties.

3, soap and mic, then knife:

- I am INCREDIBLY happy to see them getting to talk and be friends again. 

- Knife walking by and mic calling out and giving them a high-five and friendship was utterly delightful and well done.

4, Trophy and knife:

- here's where problems arise. 

- Knife already had his arc about not being ashamed of who he is and his dora doll, so talking to trophy of all people shouldn't convince him otherwise. If anything, Knife would actively do the OPPOSITE of whatever trophy says. So to suddenly imply that trophy made knife insecure is fucking wild. Last episode he was justifying murder and cannibalism!

- Trophy saying how knife has gone softer also doesn't make sense given knife justifying murder and not having changed much throughout the show. If he has changed, it's been slow and steady and because he wants to do better.

- I do vaguely enjoy the idea of trophy accepting the idea that knife should hate him and want to harm him, knowing what he did was bad and wanting knife to be upset as he deserves.

5, suitcase and balloon again, this time with nickel and soon fan, cabby, candle and goo.

- I don't even wanna talk about it.

- Suitcase deserves to be upset and confused that season three happened. I'm also upset it happened.

- One enjoyable thing was seeing the season three guys in the season two art style.

6, mephone hiding from cobs call and encountering tissues.

- I like how tissues wasn't at the party, and the added detail and pill containers.

7, taco, meepad, and finally, pickle.

- Pickle was fantastic in this scene and this wjole scene was probably the best written.

- "Then I guess it wasn't all an act. Maybe you really are stupid." Was the best line in the entire episode.

6, again. We're back with mephone and tissues.

- kind of fun to see tissues get more character other than his sickness.

Section 2: The beginning of the end.

1, body discovery;

- error with the bowties missing. That or mepad just took theirs off.

- Taco crying over pickle was a good way to add even more to her regret and remorse, watching him die and never getting him to hear her out.

2, the couch of finalists;

- I enjoy Knife and suitcase being friends, her going to him for comfort and support, to vent about how stupid it is that nickel and balloon are friends.

The banger intro is back!

3, the plan;

- Knife was so proud of suitcase for commiting thievery.

- Of course mephone is using this as a challenge, what else did we expect?

4, the noise;

- "I... Know that sound anywhere." Was really good.

- payjay the married Couple...

- Lightbulb avoiding problems and trying to keep everyone happy despite the circumstances.

5, up up and away;

- More knife and suitcase being friends.

6, The return to meple.

- The song is honestly well done and a genuine banger.

- Knife being cornered and hesitating, only to think about pickles dead body was short and I wish more explored and expanded upon, but does also work as a quick memory of what's at stake.

- Adding the the knife thing, adding his punce to the lyrics of "I don't care" was a lovely touch.

7, back to the hotel.

- soap and muc nodding at their child cherries.

- TROPHY AND PAPPER TALKING!? I didn't notice this the first time and honestly I'm here for it. I want trophy salt and pepper to shit talk people.

8, Divorce.

- Their conversation was such a nice topic and question that would've been fantastic to explore, but instead Oj fucking dies and doesn't acknowledge it even before he died. Speaking of that, the idea of paper's last talk with his husband being an argument and then watching him fucking die? A fantastic topic that they will not explore, I garentee it. And then paper's issues will just be glossed over when Oj comes back.

9, Purgatory mansion.

- fan continues to carry the season. Funny fan man.

- why are they not freaking out about Ghost bow?

- Marshmallow! Apple has horsie

10, a memory that wasn't mine.

- 3GS, being suddenly conscious and aware as apposed to when we saw him in mephones memory. Either the memory is off or something happened in between. Why is 3GS even alive still? Shouldn't the battery be depleted after all this time? He didn't boot up like last time. 

- Suitcase comforting 3GS was nice.

- "Please... Don't." In response to coming back was so interesting.

11, a party without a host.

- Nickel is also dead in fron of baseball.

- Mic frantically looking around for soap was heart wrenching.

12, The big headed puppeteer pulling the strings. The big reveal.

-  Knife: "The big tough guy act isn't fooling anyone."

Suitcase: "And he would know!"

Knife: "Yeah I would- what?"

Good bit.

- Cobs Talking down to mephone, calling him a kid and like he's five is such a nice detail.

13, The big reveal.

- This was a fantastic scene. As you can sew from my notes slowly getting shorter, the episode slowly got better.

- I ain't saying what the reveal is.

Final thoughts!

Wow. It was paced weird and rushed heavily. So much in twentyeight minutes. Really can take away from the hard hitting scenes. Despite this, i still think the episode was well done and does deserve praise. This isn't some big studio, this is a small group working on a passion project that became bigger and more lore heavy than the possibly imagined. They didn't plan to go this long or think this far ahead. Things happen on the fly. There are errors in consistency. It's going to happen. I cannot expect perfection, but I still can expect better than what we got. When things went slower, things went better. Build up is insanely important.

Anyways, thanks for reading this bullshit.

[sushigal007]

Whoops, it’s been a while, hasn’t it? I blame the covid. Totally wiped me out. It’s also been a busy few weeks at work, plus my kid got themselves a theme park pass, and half my free time is now spent driving to Thorpe Park. And, my sister has been to Greece about four times this year already ‘cause our mum’s been unwell, and that’s me on airport driving duty. Basically, too much real life, not enough simulated life. But! I’m ill again, which means I’ve finally managed to claw a few hours spare to post the Ramirez household. Say hi to Checo, everyone!

Right, time to drug your army of children.

Checo and Lisa: Actually, we would like to bang.

And I would like you to train your quads. Lisa: Isn’t that what the nanny’s for?

Huh, apparently so!

But we can also add in a little parentification now that Tessa’s ageing up.

Tessa: These hands were made for jazz.

Yep, Tessa’s LTW is to become Lord of the Dance. We’ll see how that goes.

Max also grew up! Nobody noticed.

So yeah, this is Tessa’s life now. Tessa: It’s not quite the dance party I was expecting.

Still, there are sweet moments along the way. Erica: Huggles? Alyson: Huggles!

Terence: Huggles? Jacob: DOG FOOD ATTACK RARRRRGH.

Terence: D:

Tessa: Lock my door.

Lisa: I AM NOT- Having a good time? Lisa: GET SOME NEW MATERIAL. Lisa: AND USE IT TO ENTERTAIN ME.

All right, here’s something funny. Lisa: The... nanny? Keep watching.

Nanny: I was so busy potty training the children, I forgot to potty train myself! Lisa: It’s mean, but OK, it’s a little funny. (That’s not all nanny piss btw, I’m just very bad at catching Max in the act.)

Speaking of piss.

Jacob: There there, good potty.

Checo: He can pee in a pot, he’s my favourite now.

Jacob: High chair. Checo: You’re so right!

Lisa, alas, is not enjoying toddlers quite as much. Lisa: I’m too pretty for this.

Erica: RELEASEEEEEE MEEEEEEE!

Terence: Laid a fresh one for you, mom.

Lisa: This is fine.

Tessa: OK, you put your left leg in, your left leg out. In, out, in, out, and shake it all about.

Terence: Sis, hey, sis, hey. Erica: Hush please, I am concentrating.

Terence: That’s right, hand it over. Erica: Oh. I see how it is.

Bath time for stinky boys.

A problem for future Sushi.

At last, the toddler stage is over! Tessa: Do you wanna go first or...? Checo: Oh yeah, sure, no problem.

Checo: But first, let me ogle my wife. Tessa: Soon I will be at university and all of this will be behind me...

First up, Erica! Erica: Yay!

Then Alyson! Checo: Hooray for me! Alyson: Hooray for cake.

Tessa ad Sharla: Happy birthday to the wall!

Next up is Jacob, assuming I haven’t got the names mixed up.

Kennedy: Toot toot.

Jacob: Limbo!

Lisa: Whew, right in the nick of time. Lisa: So long as we ignore the bit where time kept going looping for three hours so I could finish this.

But yes, finally it’s Terence’s turn to grow up.

Benjamin: I’m gonna punch him. Please don’t. Benjamin: Gonna punch him so hard.

Celebrate good times, come on!

Erica: Wait a minute...

Erica: I hate that stupid bear outfit. Alyson: I think he’s hibernating!

Jacob: Does he have to do it at the bottom of the stairs though?

Erica lives at the piano now. Her OTH is Sports.

Tessa: Something about emergencies, I guess.

Lisa: Finally, I can start working on the damn car.

Good Lord.

Let’s have a little playtime interlude.

Mailman: Bills. Erica: Do you accept lemonade? Mailman: Not in exchange for bills. Erica: How about in exchange for money? Mailman: Technically, that is also bills.

Fuck that librarian.

Lisa: Whatever. I’m taking a nap.

Um.

Checo: Hot wife! Freezing cold wife, actually. Wanna do something about that? Checo: Nope!

Why? He hasn’t done anything. Alyson: Yet.

Tessa: Ahhh, dance time!

Chess party.

Gaming party.

Just lots of cute family bonding moments.

Checo: I’m too sexy for my shirt.

Bath time for stinky boys. Which I know I said last time too, but I just really like this pet bath.

Werewolf: Is she OK? No.

Lisa: Zzzz... piss... Checo: On it.

Yeah she might actually die.

Gilbert: Yeah good luck with that.

Lisa: Ugh, what happened? You lost your job and passed out in the absolute worst place possible.

Lisa: I’m freezing! Don’t worry, you’re about to warm yourself up.

Lisa: Eek nooo!

Wanda: HAHAHAHAHA! Lisa: This is because I laughed at the nanny, isn’t it? Yeah, that probably didn’t help.

Anyway, over to Tessa. Tessa: Look, somebody else is pissing themselves! Buck:

Tessa: BAM! In the face!

Decided to check out the furniture store and once again, it is borked. Cashier: It’s Kevin’s fault. Other cashier: Yeah, definitely Kevin.

But you know what? I don’t know how to stop it from happening again, nobody’s got a business LTW anyway, so bye bye business!

Checo: And now to spend the profits.

Lisa: Mmm, that piss puddle really sets the mood. ...There is way too much piss in this update.

If you two make more quads, I will genuinely kill you.

Newspaper kid: Shake? Tessa: Salute.

Tessa: Love love peace peace?

Cute little family dance party. Terence: Except me. Except you.

Jacob: I wanna join in! Go right ahead, sweetie.

Alyson: Are you OK? Terence: Clearly not.

Erica: You might be watching me, but who do you think is watching you? Please don’t, I’m too ill for dep thinking.

Cute!

Please don’t die. Lisa: Frostbite couldn’t do it, and electrocution ain’t gonna do it either.

Weekend! I sent Tessa out to do some singing...

...And then decided to start working on those dance contests for her LTW.

Alas, her first attempt was a failure.

Still, at least she doesn’t take it as badly as this poor townie. Townie: I JUST WANNA DANCE LIKE NO-ONE’S WATCHING! Everyone’s watching. Everyone.

Erica: I’m dying. Alyson: You’re wearing a vest and shorts outside in winter, of course you’re dying.

Alyson: But now, a message about recycling.

Ah how sweet, doomed townie love.

Tessa: Hey, don’t mind me, just gonna practise my moves.

Wait a minute, that looks familiar...

I mean, without the shotgun, but yeah!

And the week ends with Alyson doing a little stargazing. Next up is a single sim household, so hopefully it won’t take me three months to write up. Hopefully!

Uberhood Index

[h0rr0rsaxo]

Okay...so I couldn't think of much so I'm bringing up an idea that I may have requested in the past but it was never written by myself or you yet, so why not?

This is also fluffy and kinda humorous so here we go! Ej and Addict! I hc that Ej not only has heats but periods where he kinda goes out of it and just gets feral kinda...like a cat. During these periods he tends to just be very needy affection wise and is very protective over things.

So Addict is chilling with Varrick and suddenly Ej appears and snatches Addict up. Varrick is pissed...obviously, Addict has no idea what's going on or what to do and Nightmare just thinks its funny. But Ej is just super cuddly and just holds Addict, and when he isn't holding her, he's following her around and anyone who tries to touch her he growls at. So Addict is just walking around the mansion with a feral demon trailing behind her like a shadow lmao-

This can end however you'd like, I was just looking forward to the jealous Varrick and Nightmare who is just escalating things...also the fluff...I'm in a fluffy mood-

(Tysm! And please take your time, your second request will be done soon btw!)

[ Affection - Simp Party ]

Warnings; None!

Tags; @insane-horror-movie-addict

A/N; I wanna bully Varrick and EJ

Words; 2,040

"Anni~." Varrick whined, head perched on her shoulder as he pouted, undoubtedly giving her his infamous puppy eyes. He was trying to joke around, but Anni was trying to watch her show. 

"Varrick, stop, I mean it." She warned once more, arms crossed and something close to a scowl on her lips. "I have stuff to do."

"I love it when you get bossy with me~ You know that, but I reeeally need you right now." He said softly, nose brushing the shell of her ear as his hands gripped her waist. His low, seductive tone attempted to lure hrr away from her show and into his arms. To be fair, her show wasn't that important or urgent, and he knew that, she also knew that. But something inside her told her to pull his leash a little tighter, lest he become a spoiled man child who thought he could get her as he pleased, when he pleased. (Which he could, usually, but not this time.)

"Well, too bad, because I really need to finish watching this." Anni said firmly, letting him know that she wouldn't let it go so easily. 

"Can't you take a break?"

"Nope."

"But I can make you feel so good."

"Rain check on that."

Varrick huffed dejectedly, pausing the shoe in one last attempt to change her mind, placing the remote back when she didn't even look at him twice, despite usually being completely unable to tear her eyes away from him after he got rid of the distraction.

"Plus, you also have work to do. Trying to tempt me when you have stuff to do? You're such an idiot sometimes.." Anni scolded playfully, teasing him as he plopped himself next to her on the couch, turned away from her to sulk. She continued on with her, infinitely pleased with the outcome of teasing the one who usually teased her. Although he did start to become a bit annoying with all the nagging and constantly switching to increasingly unreasonable positions to get her attention. 

If he wasn't so hot, she would've shouted at him an hour ago, at least. All that to get her to play with his hair, and cuddle up beside him. He could be such a man child sometimes…

Right as she finally obliged to his words, and cuddled up beside him, lids shield his tired amber eyes from the light of the ceiling fan and his breathing slows to a comfortable pace. Anni's fingers brush back auburn locks as she traces his hair line from temple to nape with a touch so delicate it seemed like she could break him with even an ounce more of force.

They just lied there, cuddling, in front of an annoyed Jack. He could shout at them and get angry…but he could turn to Varrick to shout and start fussing. No, Jack was the one to sulk in the corner of the room. But he was so frozen at the scene, he just stood by the door of the living room, watching Anni roll her eyes at Varrick. Jack was so furious to the extent he felt his face go red in fury. In no time he’s probably going to have steam coming out of his ears. He was much more clingy and protective, he wanted to be affectionate with her.

He looked at her, just because her smile showed hints of drowsiness didn’t make it any less perfect. So warm and inviting. She tilted her head in his direction, something that made him wanna steal her away even more. However the man was still awake, and instantly realizing the current circumstances, falling asleep in Anni's arms once again. Jack sent the closest to a glare the demon's painted on eyes could manage. 

Right as he was about to fall asleep, his eyes snapped open upon noticing Anni had literally been abducted by the demon he despised..

"DAMN IT JACK! GIVE HER BACK—!" 

Nightmare started howling in laughter at their behavior, laughing and slamming her fist on the table attempting to contain her judgemental giggles at the way the two grown men were acting. Anni sank closer to him without asking much questions, wrapping her arms around his neck to wind through his hair, and planting a kiss on the soft skin beneath his ear. She felt his grin. Nightmare continued to laugh at their behavior, until Jack shot a 'glare' towards her….she was quiet for a moment, but then she just started laughing even louder.

“Sorry I took you, but I couldn’t let Varrick have you again,” he whispered quietly. "He…always has you." 

…

Anni's body is thrown onto his bed with a yelp. The brown haired demon hovers over you, 'eyes' boring into hers for a moment.  The intensity stops her breath, making her slightly fear what will come next.

"You haven’t paid any attention to me since I came home from the mission,” he mumbles, laying himself on top of her, his head on her chest and his arm circling on top of her body.  "All I wanted was to be next to you.“

Softening at his behavior, her fingers naturally thread into his soft hair tickling her face.  "Why didn’t you just say so?”

“Do I have to say it?” he snaps, “I haven’t even touched you all week, I missed you like crazy.”

"You're so silly," Anni teased in his ear before wrapping her arms around him and fully pulling him down onto the bed with you. His chuckle was light and sweet, something that always seemed to take her breath away. Lips were pressed to her forehead, resulting in a moan flying from her still cold lips. Anni wanted his warmth everywhere.

Not just one place, everywhere.

Hearing her satisfied moan, Jack trailed his warm lips down her face and towards her lips. “You're so cold,” he purred, huddling up even closer to her more in hopes of warming her up quicker now that they were both lying down. She nodded softly against his lips, eyes closed in the pure ecstasy of the warmth flooding her suddenly cold body. His lips finally landed on hers and thankfully, he kept them there.

Moving his lips slowly against hers, Anni began to feel the exchange of hrr temperatures. Wrapping her arms around his neck, she pulled him closer to her. Like a personal heater, Jack slightly hovered over her with his body still pressed against hers. His lips were rough and feverish against hers, the chilly temperature of her flesh reminding him to try to warm her up a bit more.

Anni mouth opened against his, the groan flowing between her teeth practically begging him to put his tongue inside of her mouth. Taking her moan as a clear sign, his warm tongue traveled between her lips and swiped at the insides of her cheeks. She giggled against him as the tip of his tongue tickled the top of her mouth. A smile tugged at her lips even more once she realized he had been purring.

Jack chuckled back as he pulled his tongue out before pressing a simple kiss against her now warmer mouth. "You feel better?” her body seemed to melt into his at the way the words rolled off his lips. She was in heaven, what with his warm and strong body pressed against her cold one. The freezing temperature of the room meant that no matter how hard he tried, she was still going to need him to stay warm.

Which he knew was her plan all along.

“How about we take a hot shower and then go to bed?” his breath fanned across her blissed-out face, but she didn’t care what the two did, as long as she was in his warm embrace. Jack smiled down at her, enjoying the joy he could bring her with affection, something he always thought he would despise. His left-hand drug down her face, coaxing her back into reality. 

“That sounds great Jack, just keep me warm.”

The slamming open of a door caught their attention, looking up from Jack's slightly hunched position and meeting the eyes of a jealous Varrick. "HEY! I had her first! I don't care if you're in your weird demon heat…just give her back!" the man-child yelled. He stomped over, leaving Anni staring at him blankly, and he seemed to have no reservations as he reached out and dragged her out of Jack's bed.

"How the fuck did you kno—" Jack cut himself off mid-sentence when he saw Nightmare leaning in the doorframe with an overly cocky smirk, that just radiated mischievous energy. She felt like being a little snitch today, and decided to tell Varrick why Jack was being so clingy. He was definitely going to get back at her somehow…

Anni managed to escape both of their grasps, while they argued over who gets to have her today, and snuck her way next to Nightmare. The petty argument escalated immensely, as random objects were seen being flown across the room, random noises of shattering, and Jack undeniably growling at Varrick like some type of feral animal. 

Nightmare nudged at Anni's shoulder, "So a little birdie told me where Amber lives, and after all she's done to ruin your life, I was wondering if you wanted to ditch this place and egg her house with me?"

"Hell yeah!" 

[eolewyn1010]

Oh, wow, our Victorian himbo makes another entry! Didn't think that'd happen. Hi, Jonathan! Mina tells him of what went down, and having van Helsing confirm all the horrors Jonathan went through as a reality, he can finally be sure of his own mind again and starts to feel better. So of course, van Helsing is delighted to get another virile young specimen of healthy man meat. Eh, anyway, they get on like a house on fire, especially in their opinion that Mina is just the bee's knees. Jonathan hands him all the papers that might be of interest regarding Dracula, the three of them have breakfast together and then Jonathan sees van Helsing off at the station. Van Helsing is upset about the newspaper articles; he should know of Lucy's postmortem activity now. And he's still speaking German, not Dutch...

Jonathan is not the only one who has picked up on his diary habits again; Jack is back to journaling, too. Renfield is back to flies and spiders and apparently behaving well enough, Arthur and Quincey have written from their gay little mutual comfort party and seem to be recovering okay-ish, Jack uses odd words again - his pain over Lucy has become "cicatrised"? Had to look that one up. But then van Helsing comes back with newspapers and is all, "call in the dude squad; your shared girlfriend is a vampire!" Jack doesn't catch on immediately, he just thinks the kids' puncture wounds have a common cause with Lucy's, and when van Helsing finally gets to facts, Jack has a hard time believing him. Van Helsing even chastises him for being too narrow-minded and not having cottoned on - DUDE. You knew all the time and didn't open your friggin' mouth! There's a lot of bs from Victorian para-sciences, and I hope Stoker didn't believe half of what he wrote into van Helsing's mouth there. Jack asks to be his "pet student" again. That's... kinky? Or sycophantic. He has van Helsing run him through the entire explanation, and is left baffled.

Van Helsing takes him for a visit to the latest kid Lucy has hurt, and then to the cemetery to see Lucy. Who has made quite an impression on her kids-for-drink btw; the hurt child just wants to go see her again. After that, van Helsing buys Jack dinner and brings him for some twosome time to the Westenra tomb. Ehm, okay, not so twosome. Also, sperm from van Helsing's candle dripped down in white patches? Sperm?? When has that ever been synonymous with wax? I can't even make a queer dreams joke; this is just weird. Oh, Lucy's coffin is empty; that's also weird, I suppose. Jack correctly deduces that the absence of the corpse means only that the corpse is not there. Way to go, smart guy. Then it's churchyard watching time and I wanna point out that Jack is seeking cover under a yew tree, so he might be inhaling taxines and be not quite there. He's also getting pissed at van Helsing. Eventually they see a child slipping into the cemetery, and van Helsing brings it out again deeply asleep. Lucy hasn't had the time to hurt the kid and... these fucking idiots don't even hand it over to the police! Because they don't wanna make statements on how they found the child (that's not sus at all, you guys), they just leave it lying around somewhere a policeman can find it once they've gotten away! Assholes!

Van Helsing wants to take out Jack for another date soon, but Jack is not too thrilled, and frankly, I agree. This was a moronic nightly enterprise. Does Abe actually think this is convincing of anything, really??

[minkkumaz]

UNFORTUNATELY I DIDNT GET VIP (it was expensive… but once boynextdoor gets a wt IM SOOOO SPENDING EVERYTHING I HAVE FOR THAT TICKET.)

but i had some interactions w niki hehe!!! he gave me a wave and i literally wanted to die right there.. AND OMG!!! i checked the groups u stanned and why r we literally twinning..

HAECHAN IS SO REAL HONESTLY!! gosh i love love love love nctdream rn.. like theyve been plaguing my mind. whats ur fav song from them???

im a bit basic but beatbox,broken melodies and life is going on just hits it right for me. DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVVVEEE ME SOME ISTJ & YOGURT SHAKE (courtesy of jaehyuns yogurt shake challenge..) TOO BUT then id end up naming their whole discography.. gosh but also nct u.. theres this one jisung fancam w THE BAT and IT CHANGED ME!!! HE LOOKED ASTRONOMICALLY UNREALLLLL. but on the other hand i love kangaroo aswell LMAO

We did talk abt boysplanet! (i believe.. i honestly dont remember.. I think we brought it up once when I was talking abt stanning every 5th gen group..) I happened to watch like an episode, but i sort of got really bored of it so i never watched it fully.

i did get it on my tiktok fyp alot!! mostly ricky.. but i was REALLY rooting for yujin, hao and seungeon. Seungeon didnt make the cut (LIKE WHY BTW..???!!) but he debuted in evnne!! HOORAY!!!! Yujin is my bias while hao is my wrecker.. (it’s always the maknaes that have me hooked.. no clue why.)

AND GYUVIN AS JYP HAS ME ROLLINGGG 😭😭😭😭 FOULLLLLL.

-🍉

I'M SO GLAD YOU GOT SOME NIKI INTERACTIONS THAT'S SO GOOD FOR U! i wanna go to another kpop concert soon there's just something so special about going to them ehe.

and yes ehe, actually, broken melodies got me into nct dream! because my bsf jordan was listening to broken melodies when it first came out and i was listening along with her, then we kinda listened on loop for awhile and she told me whos voice was who n stuff :) then from there we had a couple nct listening parties LOL i liked haechan because of his high note in broken melodies :3

my favorite song... from nct dream it's probably candy. i know it's kind of basic but come on i can't help it, it just makes me feel so jolly. also hello future is really good! i have a thing for title tracks HSKNS BUT I ALSO DO REALLY LIKE BLUE WAVE :3 and for some of the other units, i really enjoy love talk from wayv and favorite (vampire) from nct 127!

i don't really remember when we talked about boys planet but we probably did HAHA it's been so long i don't exactly remember my top 9 but i was rooting for jay and ollie for sure! woongki and wumuti also stole my heart </3

like i mentioned earlier my biases are gyuvin and taerae! it's funny because i was battling between the two trying to figure out which one i wanted to bias. whenever i decided on gyuvin, id get so many taerae edits on my fyp, then when i switched to taerae id get a bunch of gyuvin edits. but hey, the more the merrier right? can never have too many biases hehe. but through zb1 i definitely gained so much more love for yujin, as i didn't follow him too closely on bp.

gyuvin jyp collab in the future >_<