#hawai'i/alaska

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my wttt ships as song lyrics

JersYork: Hold Me Like A Grudge - Fall Out Boy

you put the fun into dysfunction hold me, hold me like a grudge (…) i can't do it on my own part-time soulmate, full time-problem

FloriDC: Talk Too Much - COIN

you know i talk too much honey, come out your lips on mine and shut me up we can blame it on our human nature stay cool, it's just a kiss why do you gotta be so talkative?

Maineska: Fairbanks, Alaska - The Front Bottoms

and i haven't checked my time and i haven't checked my mind 'since i saw the northern lights in fairbanks, alaska

Hawai'i/Alaska: Online Love - Conan Gray

you only pass through my city every once in a million seconds on a broken clock yet we talk like we're living only miles, only minutes from each other

WiscIowa: I DONT WANT 2 B UR FRIEND - Devon

and i don't wanna be some weekend fling i wanna be with you sunday morning (…) i don't wanna be your friend i wanna be lovers

CaliAustin: It's Always Sunny With You - {Parentheses}

you were warm when everything was cold on you, i have been sold (…) and i've been waiting for a pretty face to walk right through the door but now i've found, you came in through the window

CaliYork: Ily - HARBOUR

i'll never admit that i ever really wanted you i'm never fallin' head over heels again i'll never wear my heart on my sleeve again i'm swearing to myself that i'll never fall in love again (…) i don't know what else i'm meant to do i never meant to fall for you

[swan2swan]

So are the CampFam gonna steal some razors on this boat, or are we getting beards on our boys next season?

[floridagirlboy]

go check out @nevgovhater's marching band headcanons. done with that? ok. good. time for orchestra headcanons.

gov is the conductor. i need not say anything else.

1. ALABAMA — second violin. just strikes me as the type. he doesn't like to sit in the front or back, he prefers middle of the section.

2. ALASKA — double bass. specifically 2nd chair. he has the skill to be principal bassist but he has zero interest in being a section leader.

3. ARIZONA — cello. not sure why. i think they started out as a violinist, decided it wasn't for them, and then switched over to cello. they sit in the second row. 3rd or 4th chair.

4. ARKANSAS — first violin. in the back. got put into this class on accident and just hasn't switched out. used to be a second violin but switched sections later on. his old sectionmates haven't forgiven him.

5. CALIFORNIA — started out playing the viola. could not get along with them (they play around too much for his taste). accidentally broke his shoulder rest and that was the crucible for him switching to cello. he's a cellist.

6. COLORADO — viola, middle of the section. half-asleep at most rehearsals. people outside of the viola section forget he's there. always has an unreasonable amount of pencils on his person, all his section borrows them. only time he is not stoned is at a concert.

7. CONNECTICUT — concertmaster/principal first violinist/first chair. the kind of guy who slowly turns and stares at you after a song during rehearsal if you fucked up a chord really bad. will get onto his sectionmates for not bringing their stuff and say something like "next time i'm just not letting you borrow it" but he always does. he's a provider to his section. he cares about them a lot. same with the rest of the orchestra. just wants everyone to do their best. also he has tiny erasers on him to chuck at florida when he won't pay attention.

8. DELAWARE — second violinist, second chair. not sure why. just is.

9. FLORIDA — ...principal violist. he is the bane of gov's existence. main guy who drove california out of the viola section by being too silly but keeps begging him to come back. he has referred to this incident as the "viola section divorce", much to california's irritation, but he's started playing into the joke as well. he's a really good player but cannot focus to save his life. takes the most incomprehensible sheet music notes you've ever seen. you can't read half the notes on his sheet music because he wrote over them in the process of marking it. really good teacher to his section outside of the joking around way too much.

10. GEORGIA — second viola, has been florida's stand partner throughout all of orchestra. one of three people who can decipher florida's music (the other two being florida and louisiana; louisiana isn't even in their section, but florida taught him viola for funsies). dozes off immediately after rehearsal ends, but not during it.

11. HAWAI'I — first violin, second chair. chats with delaware sometimes since they sit next to each other. the only person she trusts to borrow her tuner, rosin, or cloth is alaska (and, lately, rhode island).

12. IDAHO — second violin.

13. ILLINOIS — first violin. i think he plays cello at home though.

14. INDIANA — cello.

15. IOWA — ..cello. maybe.

16. KANSAS — second violin or cello.

17. KENTUCKY — second violin or viola.

18. LOUISIANA — viola, second chair. florida's stand partner. he holds onto everything except the sheet music (which is surprisingly the only thing florida does not lose). actually joined orchestra because florida kept pestering him to. he got really good really quick because he has prior music experience.

19. MAINE — back of the bass section.

20. MARYLAND — clarinet

21. MASSACHUSETTS — first violin.

22. MICHIGAN — second violin.

23. MINNESOTA — first violin.

24. MISSISSIPPI — viola or second violin.

25. MISSOURI — viola.

26. MONTANA — second violin.

27. NEBRASKA — cello.

28. NEVADA — cello or first violin.

29. NEW HAMPSHIRE — cello.

30. NEW JERSEY — second violin.

31. NEW MEXICO — viola.

32. NEW YORK — cellist. wishes he was a violinist or violist sometimes but you'd have to waterboard that information out of him because he makes fun of the upper strings all the time.

33. NORTH CAROLINA — second violin. used to be a viola but switched over because his brother kept pissing him off.

34. NORTH DAKOTA — first violin. also switched sections to escape his sibling (former second violinist).

35. OHIO — viola.

36. OKLAHOMA — viola.

37. OREGON — first violin.

38. PENNSYLVANIA — first violin.

39. RHODE ISLAND — principal bassist. first chair because alaska doesn't wanna be there. he is so much fucking smaller than his bass that it's outright comedic. he sits on the stool to play and his feet don't even come close to the ground. perfectly capable of carrying his bass strength-wise but the size of it makes it a bitch, so alaska helps him. sometimes hawai'i if alaska is busy.

40. SOUTH CAROLINA — viola.

41. SOUTH DAKOTA — second violin.

42. TENNESSEE — first violin.

43. TEXAS — second violin. picked up the violin and he is not a fan but he's been with it so long he just doesn't know how to switch instruments. wishes he was a cellist. stares longingly at the cello section. he is allergic to shifting.

44. UTAH — first violin.

45. VERMONT — second violin.

46. VIRGINIA — first violin.

47. WASHINGTON — first violin.

48. WEST VIRGINIA — viola.

49. WISCONSIN — first violin.

50. WYOMING — bass.

[torillatavataan]

"I want the Russian empire with Alaska, Hawaii, California, Finland and Poland. Although Poland and Finland are so stinky, I'm not sure, to be honest."

"We'll clean them."

Russian propagandists dream about the new world order. And you know what? They mean it.

[l4m3nt]

Making my own fic about Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico bc there is an ABYSMAL lack of content for them as friends. Honestly there's a lack of PR content in general and im going to fill the void best I can.

I already have a Hawaii and Puerto Rico fic on AO3 though, so there's that.

[lasseizlesbontempsrouler]

Howdy!! Since you brought them up in your last post. Do you have any specific Hawai'i x Alaska headcanons?

okay so that vodka thing i said last time, i'm building on that

hawai'i took one (1) sip of vodka and, downed it with a straight face

and then promptly slapped alaska and left

they're soulmates btw

alaska has big dogs

hawai'i named them

alaska over explains every little detail of the iditarod

hawai'i listens

alaska: did you know that dallas seavey..

hawai'i, who has heard this fact 1.2 mil times: ooh, no i didn't!

alaska's one of those talks a lot, but only to certain people (hawai'i and like. one or two other states. i'm still deciding who)

gov: i wish alaska would talk more

hawai'i: he literally??? doesn't shut up

alaska texts hawai'i during meetings to update her on the stupid shit going on around him

[bettafishblr]

If you're in the US, petco is having a 50% off sale for Aqueon fish tanks (just tanks, not kits).

[saltedsolenoid]

i am having motivation for EVERYTHING but doing my schoolwork. i took the trash out. i made dinner. i corralled the chickens. i wrote some dialogue. i watered plants. but NO i don't know how to work on my two major assignments

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alaska/Hawaii (Welcome To The Table) Characters: Alaska (Welcome To The Table), Hawaii (Welcome To The Table) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Pegging, Nipple Licking, Hand Jobs, Explicit Sexual Content, Gentle femdom, i feel like it's a lot less kinky than what these tags imply Series: Part 3 of kinktober 2022 Summary:

Alaska might tower over Hawai'i out in public but in the bedroom? He was where he belonged best; underneath her.

My latest kinktober fic is up! and it is by far my most PWP work so far this Kinktober. Also as a warning; the editing ain’t shit in this fic. I just wanted to bring this out into the world 

[teaboot]

Apparently, many Americans see these maps and believe that both Hawaii and Alaska are islands.

I'm not sure if I'm misunderstanding but Im reasonably certain Hawai'i is an island

Edit: Ohhhhh series of islands

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happy first episode of 2023 i have thoughts

[megafaunatic]

POLL: definite article in referring to numbered highways

i realize there is a distinct norcal/socal split re: "the" but there r limited answer options here. sorry for balling you guys together. sorry also for all non coastal usa states

for the purposes of this poll i guess hawai'i and alaska are both sort of west coast

[brotherseannsfw]

|| ONLINE ||

No, my name is not actually Sean. I post about dark kinks and random thoughts. Viewer discretion is advised.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

My Fuck-it List

Fuck a stripper in the vip section

Finger fuck a broad under the table while having dinner with her family

Fuck an Amish girl

Fuck a pair of twins

Fuck a woman and her daughter

Fuck a married woman

Fuck a girl half my age (once I'm 36)

The Helen Keller (threesome with a blind girl and a deaf girl) (God forgive me)

Be part of an orgy

Be part of a gangbang

Fucking on a mountain top

Fuck a squaw bitch

Roadhead (shocking I haven't done this)

Sex on a greyhound bus and head on a public bus

Fuck a broad in every room of my family home, including the barns

Fuck at a national monument

Backshots in a graveyard

Make love on acid

Get head under the table at a fancy restaurant/social club

Join the Mile High Club

Accept a sexual favor as payment for goods and/or services

Fuck a girl from each continent (N. America, S. America, Europe, Africa, Asia, Oceania/Australia, Antarctica)

Fuck a girl from each major religion (Catholic, Evangelical, Mormon, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, Sikh, Shinto, Rastafari, Neo-Pagan, Wiccan, Local Religion)

Fuck a girl in each state (Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawai'i, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming) (send me a message and I'll put you down to be the bitch I cross off one of these messages)

[dailymothanon]

Texas's least favorites are so kind and considerate 😍 visiting him during his recovering and such!! They are not there to torment him wdym. Can't you see the peace and love going around... (Alaska is broadcasting this to Hawai'i)

Ahuhd yes something simple because I have experienced immense pain today that I had to be driven home 🫶

[nevgovhater]

Since u all fw marching band wttt then here u go except I'm only doing the states cause gov would def be the director who has to deal with them

Also these headcanons r real I swear I'm right (by a trombonist)

all in alphabetical order btw

1. ALABAMA — probably would do bari-sax

2. ALASKA — percussion. thats it. just percussion. (Up for interpretation)

3. ARIZONA — flute or bass clarinet, one of those.

4. ARKANSAS — flute

5. CALIFORNIA — he would be a fucking clarinet, no exceptions. He just gives off clarinet vibes, or just woodwind in general

6. COLORADO — tenor drums

7. CONNECTICUT — piccolo or mellophone

8. DELAWARE — flute

9. FLORIDA — cymbals or piccolo, one of those at the very least.

10. GEORGIA — trumpet. 100% trumpet player

11. HAWAI'I — glockenspiel or marimba

12. IDAHO — trumpet

13. ILLINOIS — euphonium or bass drums

14. INDIANA — saxophone

15. IOWA — alto saxophone

16. KANSAS — trumpet

17. KENTUCKY — trumpet or saxophone

18. LOUISIANA — trombone. (Sorry to all those saxophone loui lovers.. but i feel like his instrument would be the trombone,, it's still a jazz instrument so ykyk)

19. MAINE — bass drums or euphonium

20. MARYLAND — clarinet

21. MASSACHUSETTS — oh he's a flute, that's for sure. 😭😭

22. MICHIGAN — tenor sax

23. MINNESOTA — mellophone

24. MISSISSIPPI — trumpet

25. MISSOURI — vibraphone

26. MONTANA — cornet

27. NEBRASKA — trumpet

28. NEVADA — I'm sorry but he'd probably do tenor sax

29. NEW HAMPSHIRE — piccolo

30. NEW JERSEY — snare drum

31. NEW MEXICO — cornet

32. NEW YORK — snare or tenor drums

33. NORTH CAROLINA — trumpet

34. NORTH DAKOTA — flute (sighs)

35. OHIO — trombone

36. OKLAHOMA — alto sax

37. OREGON — marimba

38. PENNSYLVANIA — glockenspiel

39. RHODE ISLAND — sousaphone/tuba. im fucking SERIOUS about this man he would love this

40. SOUTH CAROLINA — clarinet

41. SOUTH DAKOTA — saxophone

42. TENNESSEE — tenor sax

43. TEXAS — sousaphone/tuba

44. UTAH — flute or bass clarinet

45. VERMONT — flute. (dear god help me)

46. VIRGINIA — flute (guess what)

47. WASHINGTON — flute (im going insane please stop)

48. WEST VIRGINIA — cymbals or drumline

49. WISCONSIN — xylophone

50. WYOMING — euphonium

I'm literally right abt this i swear ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

"You're wrong about—" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[mur-art]

I dabble so much in fanon that sometimes I forget that it's "canon" that Alaska and Hawai'i are basically long distance BFFs and it's adorable.

They won't travel for Gov's sake but I like to think they visit each other's states occasionally. Going to the Alaska State Fair inspired me to draw them in a festive mood, just hanging out at Alaska's place. Bc they deserve it and they deserve to be happy.

I feel ya, Hawai'i, my partner is 6'5. It's unfair.