#he still shouldn't do it tho..
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Behold
Gremlin baby Dai.
Can you and your peepaws resist his creature charms?
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#crossover#tmnt crossover#rottmnt mikey#paper scales au#little dragons au#sketch#character reference#character art#tmnt dragons#rottmnt dragons#dw dai isnt in TOO much pain in the last sketch#he still shouldn't do it tho..#turtle tot mikey#tmnt turtle tots#turtle tots#rottmnt turtle tots#its normal... ish; his tail stores all his energy which is why its so chonky#its not normal for leos mental health and well babies#it grows back extremely fast#dw abt it#😏
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maybe a controversial take but I actually think changing pleakley is fine. and I love pleakley. not into a fully disguised human, that's stupid. but I think he's better off staying where he belongs: as a fair-for-its-day shake at gnc in a marketable family movie from 2002.
his crossdressing is Clearly a punchline that people have just decided to affectionately adopt as iconic, but is quite reasonably perceived by just as many as hurtful. I'm just surprised This is where disney decides to be sensitive for once. but their intentions probably not as noble as it comes across lmao. I'm sure it's more a case of stomping out anything playful about gender than a demonstration of growth.
#lilo's gay uncles was a good concept that always should have stayed tho#what do you mean jumba's evil#he and stitch are people ostracised from society who are given a chance and reformed and find community that's the whole p-#nvm I'm just barking into the ether complaining about the flaws in this movie aren't I. of course they're missing the point that badly#all of the remakes do this I shouldn't still be shocked about it.#but they manage to one-up themselves.
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For all his intelligence, Eddie can absolutely do stupid things sometimes just because it seemed like a really good idea at the time. It's nothing major (usually), just huh, I'm hungry and want eggs but don't want to fuss with pots and pans. Wonder how they'd turn out in the waffle maker?
#❔ || musings#!shitposting#Answer: It's not a good result#But hey he'd tried!#Was just talking about this and remembered there was an actual video with this happening#Eddie can and will commit kitchen disasters and other things bc surely there are quicker methods#He's the kind of guy who can reasonably suss out the mechanisms of the Batmobile but forget you shouldn't put metal in the microwave#ANYWAYS people how are you all doing?#Did a lot of decompressing today and am feeling lots better!#Went out to the city to pick up fresh mice and rats for the boys#A cricket escaped tho which I am still hunting#Might try writing tonight we'll see!
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the subtitle industrial complex doesn't want the people to know that louis said "i had you covered" when he walked in on claudia and madeleine in s2ep6. every english subtitle track i've found for the show omits that line




louis' full spoken dialogue here is "i'd like a few months where you don't tear things down or fuck things up. i had you covered."
#this is a joke post ofc i don't actually think big subtitle(tm) is hiding this line#i think it just got overlooked in the original track bc the characters were talking over each other#and all subsequent subtitles just copied the original track from amc and left it out without thinking#but considering that over half the fandom still likes to pretend claudia's safety didn't factor into louis' decisionmaking in paris#it's such a glaringly specific omission isn't it lmao. like the line is still ugly and blunt and boiling over with resentment!!#quote jacob he's making things up to her and resents that he has to make things up to her even tho he shouldn't#he thought he had her covered. he thought he got it right and struck the right balance to assure her safety and he was so so wrong#but it's still important that this is part of what he was tryna do
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You guys know Doraemon? Futuristic cat(?) robot(??) that have this magical pocket that holds everything you can imagine? From doors that can bring you to anywhere in the world, flying hat, a gun that would alter something in the reality, etc, etc.
And then you add this post as inspiration, well.
Everyone in JL is Convinced that Batman has everything in his Bat-belt that it literally holds everything. Ofc canonically it has everything that Batman's quite prepared for, like say- Kryptonite, jerky, shark repellent, and so on.
But then imagine when Batman pulls out something that shouldn't be possible from his belt, like maybe- idk, a vacuum (portable), welding machine, hair dryer, a glass vial(!! Batman, that's dangerous-) etc, in one sitting. And none of those devices are the type that's able to be folded or taken apart/assembled so quickly. And then it goes from small things to big things like a wholeass suitcase. In his belt.
AKA
It's not Batman that's Deified, it's his utility belt.
Sadly, upon being stolen it's a normal utility belt. When Batman wears some other utility belt, the belt become Deified. Literally when any utility belt that Batman used will be Deified. Batman, the one who shall Deify any utility belt if said belt is in contact with him.
This can be crossover or nah, but I imagine if it's crossover with DP, Batman's belt would be referred to Batman's 4D Belt that's quite famous across the GZ. Maybe Danny's the one creating the objects that would look like A but the function isn't A, but it's G instead. Like Doraemon. Or my other post the other day.
#batman#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#crack#prompt#lowkey imagining Batman doesn't explain anything about whatever things he pulled out from his belt#Even the things that shouldn't make sense#but somehow it works in this situation?#Everyone is very confused#but I kinda imagine Batman doing this to Hal specifically#and to the JL in general#he's most definitely a troll#Still tho#Deified Belt AU#What a weird “meta” ability
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Izzy:
#izzy toren desoto#von valancius#rogue trader#marazhai aezyrraesh#listen. they shouldn't have pissed her off !#and okay YEAH it wasn't a GREAT idea. but she had fun doing it and that's all that matters.#honestly glad i recruited marzipan this time he's funny as fuck#she's still gonna rock his shit for that fake out push on the spire tho#also lets not forget. she's made of the same stuff as the warp so really commorragh got off easy. they should be GRATEFUL.
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Sukuna and his daughter

I think he'd love having a cat. I can see him carrying her everywhere with him
#I usually try not to point out what is wrong in my drawings but fuck this man's hair if it was up to me he would be BALD#it's easier to stylize in a smaller drawing but this is a portrait and I couldn't figure it out#i still don't know how to render but I'm getting better. I'm honestly tempted to just post the lineart of even the cleaned sketch tho...#anyways#my post#sukuna#ryoumen sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#i was tempted to do a self plug with my cat fic but I got shy. if you see what i'm talking about I love you#and if you compare this with the other art I've posted (which you shouldn't tbh) I've improved at drawing sukuna because-#-he's the only fucking thing I draw anymore. he's fully taken over; no hope for recovery#grapedraws
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I'm....i'm I'm getting the job?????
#I'm super excited and super scared at the same time#i said something i shouldn't have said during the interview lmao but my future boss said it's ok#i just casually said who told me about the job and fucking paycheck and i don't think i should even KNOW what the paycheck is gonna look lik#before I'm getting like the actual offer ti sign#cause the hr manager told me they never say it in applications but like analysing the applicant's last salaty and their expectations#and here i was “they told me it's this” lmao and they just “#WHO told you? well my future boss if you hire me lmao#I'm so STUPID#but he called me back after chatting with HIS boss and boss of HR department (these two were interviewing me) and said it's ok#since they're already trying ti figure out how to officially hire me as soon as possible lmao#still feel a bit shitty tho#i shouldn't have said it#but i can't lie for shit#I'm so straightforward 😭 NOT CUNNING AT ALL#can't do that shit
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Entry one: Date November 8th 1898
We finally managed to defeat Dracula yesterday and he is within my custody. It was not without loss of life as our dear friend and comrade, Quincey Morris was killed by the demon. However, his death was not in vain as ultimately we did succeed, though killing the creature has proven difficult.
Jonathan wanted to use his Kukri upon the bastard, but I stopped him from doing so, and told him that I will do my utmost to study the creature to find a way to kill it for good. Ms. Harker, on other hand, seems to be fine, and the foul taint of Dracula has receded as far as I have been able to deduce from examinations of the woman. Jonathan seems to think otherwise, and claims that his wife sometimes has odd cravings. These are likely to be nothing more than the typical strange hormonal changes a woman goes through and nothing more.
On the other hand, I find myself wondering if Dracula cannot be put to better use than to simply put him down. It seems to be what the creature ultimately wants after all, and it has asked me why I hesitate to kill it completely. Dracula claims to be the eldest and first of his kind, I imagine his body could provide many answers about vampires and the disease known as Vampirism, and I plan on finding out exactly what that will be.
#rp blog#alucard hellsing#hellsing#dracula#hellsing ultimate#abraham van helsing#Jonathan harker#Deciding to do this as journal entries before getting into the more juicy stuff#Abe still be brushing shit off that he shouldn't#Canonically Mina was left a half vampire in Hellsing lore#I imagine that sucked ass and Jonathan would realize that#Jonathan do be loving his wife tho#holiest love#and extreme hatred towards Dracula#which is fair
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"officially making aleks le yuri lowenthal 2 by having him play yosuke in p4re" is all fun and games until you're looking for a fitting aleks le role and the closest one is the fucking guy from rent a girlfriend
#i'd say sorry to yosuke but it's what he deserves#my post#persona 4#yosuke hanamura#when p4re drops and its yellow p5:#that being said p4 already had a way more vibrant aesthetic than p3 so the difference shouldn't be that jarring. tho p4 isn't super 'sleek'#it literally means nothing bc im not a p3-head but a part i liked abt the original /was/ actually how dreary all the colors were lol#felt fitting. doesn't mean that p3re isn't super nice to look at tho w/ peak music#and all the vcs killed it. zeno robinson you'll always be famous#p4 dub cast was so good and iconic too aughhhh#like johnny young bosch as mc&adachi and erin fitzgerald as chie are perfect#idk if yuri lowenthal can still do the voice atp... like his yosuke voice has gotten really high for some reason like in pq and bb tag#guys i think my yosuke brainrot has gone too far because i already knew this before any searching. i have to go. goodbye
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thinking,, abt my shadamy week stuff again (ofc as I'm supposed to be focused on school)
#bee blabs#just having ponderings#meandering through my mind#a scene I wanna do for my pirate au has stuck in and begun to rotate#it's very reflective of shadow both in the inner and outer stories#so much so amy pulls him out of it with the sheer expression she makes#idk how I'm gonna deal with that mess if I feel the need to make the pirate au a separate story from the overall stuff but uh- hurdle 4 l8r#and THEN for the overarching stuff I wanted to mention a lot of what shadow is now is lost#not in need of a search lost but a void kind of pointlessness to his existence#he's very much in a transitional period bc i'm thinking abt perhaps sliding in the idea he earned his independence from g.u.n#(by which I mean fought to the end with them in court for rights and acknowledgement as an independent entity)#(which ofc shouldn't have had to come to this but yk. my boy needs freedom)#might think on it a bit more in case things get too messy but hey#it would make a lot of sense - I've already set up a lot of his nature to be fatigued low energy aimless almost (he's trying tho okay)#but a lot of this is amy's story too#less complicated but still ticking away at how to manage their situations in life (bc amy's going thru her own life shit too)#OUGHHHHH THIIINNNKKIINGHH
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So. You’re a farm guy, right? Theoretically, if I wanted to learn how to ride a horse, how would I do so? Because I’m scared the horse will sense my nervousness and judge me then the horse won’t let me ride it…
It is true that my grandparents own a farm, though they only raise cattle. However, Shiratorizawa has a horse-riding club, so I asked one of the members your question.
If you do ride a horse, it is highly suggested you ride one that is experienced, perhaps on a guided trail ride. Experienced horses are used to nervous first-riders, and may simply act lazier than usual. If you ride a less trained horse, for example a personal one, it may sense your nervousness and bolt or buck, leading to injury.
#ushijima responds#//hc that ushijima can soak up massive amounts of info w/o actually digesting any of it#//which is how he gets decent scores w/o studying much#//and how he still manages to be alarmingly clueless#//anyways this was a super cool ask!! thank you!!!#//i love horses#//i doubt you own a horse so#//trained trail horses r used to nervous ppl so it shouldn't be a problem! just make sure not to yank the reins or scream or smth#//maybe read the reviews b4 going bc some horses are green or troublemakers#//its best if u remain calm tho!#ushijima wakatoshi#haikyuu#//doing everything in order!
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I didn't realize Alec Baldwin was on trial already but if he doesn't get found guilty .........
#im so sick of seeing all the excuses#'he was just the actor its not his responsibility' PLEASE.#number 1#he was NOT just the actor. he was the PRODUCER.#2. ok i can agree that the actor should not have to personally check if a gun is loaded#even tho that goes against all basic gun safety rules. actors are stupid.#but what SHOULD happen. is they SHOULD be at least SLIGHTLY educated on gun safety#and the armorer should show them. in front of their eyes. the parts of the gun. they should open it and show that it's not loaded.#if it is loaded with blanks or dummies or smth that should be clearly shown and explained.#and the armorer should say do you understand xyz about the responsibilities of holding any kind of gun in your hand#it shouldn't just be handed to them#but still!!! at the very least!!!! giving him the least responsibility possible and the most benefit of the doubt possible!!!!!#he was given a gun that he 100% trusted and believed to be loaded wirh BLANK ROUNDS.#and he pointed it in the direction of a human. without any safety barriers (????). and he pulled the trigger.#BLANKS ARE STILL VERY CAPABLE OF CAUSING FATAL INJURIES!!!!!!!!#argue with the WALL about whose responsibility and who messed up and who was in charge IT DOESNT MATTER#ALEC BALDWIN POINTED A REAL GUN THAT HE BELIEVED TO BE LOADED WITH BLANKS AT A HUMAN BEING WITH NO SAFETY BARRIERS AND PULLED THE TRIGGER#is that not the definition of involuntary manslaughter.#god. dont piss me off#tw gun mention
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growing up being denied getting what you ask for for birthdays/christmas because of x & y reasons you get older and you find yourself not able to ask for the things you want 😬
#lex waffles#or really asking for things in general#or is this just a me thing#like even non-expensive stuff i never got#so idk after a while i stopped asking for things and just accepted whatever i got which is fine whatever i'm grateful but still#even if there was things i wanted or needed#meanwhile my brother got everything he ever wanted lmfaoo#but that's not my bitterness coming out or anything#idk my brother never had any shame in asking for things even if they were mega expensive#meanwhile me who hasn't had a new phone for god knows how long & has a battery so bad i need to charge it at least twice a day#is like hmmm i can't ask for a new phone because that's too expensive#birthday saga#this is why i'm so bad at spending money because i learnt early that i needed to save money because i wouldn't be given any#and now i'm just like uh i can't spend it on this thing i need because what if i need that later lmfao#tho i shouldn't feel guilty because it's my dad who will pay for it and that's the least he can do smh
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writing a felix and turbo centric fic and while trying to get inspiration i just keep thinking about how boring their ship name is like ... '80s boyfriends' dude that could refer to like any ship between boyfriends from the 80s ... like yeah it's a serviceable name but like it feels so unspecial ... glad it has the alternative 'hammertastic' tho i like that one a lot better it's more creative
while i'm at it i really like the ship name 'heroes cuties' LIKE ??? love that it's so perfect ... it also kinda works in a double way bc like not only does it rhyme with 'duty' they are also both heroes and they are cute together <3 also while 'sour candy' is kinda plain in contrast to other names since it incorporates the characters' names i mean like yeah it makes perfect sense idk what else you'd call it ... i don't really like either these ships but the names 'sledgehammer' and 'demolition derby' are also very good ...
yeah ig that's all i have to say lol buncha rambling in the tags
#wreck it ralph#honestly need more felix and turbo interactions in my life#their potential dynamic whatever it is is just way too interesting you could explore it in so many ways#did they hardly know eachother ? were they friends ? 😏roommates ?😏#so many angles and they're all interesting#personally i like to hover between good friends and 'good friends'#writing-wise i'm kinda driving myself up a wall bc i'm . a ball of anxiety#like i think i have good ideas i just keep worrying if im executing them well or if my interpretations make any sense#i know it's no big deal and i really shouldn't worry so much but i worry about everything in general sooo#random thought i had earlier what do you think turbo would've thought of sonic#like maybe he wouldn't care bc 'well he's not a racer it doesn't count'#or at least he'd convince himself that idk#back to the main topic#i swear i've read like every fic a million times over on ao3 it's such a small fandom tag#especially when you're filtering stuff you don't wanna see and a total 1k is not a lot#respect to everyone who did write tho writing is tough#it's funny when i'll get stuck and then later get a brain blast and my brain is on fire#i still keep worrying about my characterisations i'm sure it's fine but self doubt is a bitch#which is annoying bc like how come you always judge your own stuff so harshly#the eternal struggle of being an artist ig ... among all the other ones lol#ig that's enough stalling sorry about all this byyyeee
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when i think of damien i think of that time a palestinian person on twitter called him out for making a joke abt gaza on TNTL and he acknowledged it, then when they expanded on how it had made them feel he blocked them because the internet was “too much” 🙃
had nooooo idea this happened. like at all
#i like just got back into smosh this month#answered#wasnt he also apart of that huge fundraiser for palestine#hes been super vocal about it from what i've heard#i think jokes shouldn't be taken lightly & him blocking them isn't the best course of action at all#but i do think he has spoken out a lot & has used his platform in a good way#still a shitty thing to do tho
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