#he was normal for 5 seconds

[americanedpsycho]

❛  y’know,  sean  and  i  used  to  sit  outside  for  hours  discussing  what  you  did  for  a  living.  ❜    less  than  twenty-four  hours  working  for  @parieur,  he  is  both  impressed  and  uncertain  of  the  true  intentions  behind  this.  he  was  never  meant  for  the  dull  life  that  wall  street  in  new  york  promised  him  ⸻  something  he  always  wanted,  a  last  attempt  to  screw  over  his  father  but  it  didn’t  end  that  way.  ❛  sean  was  convinced  you  worked  for  some  type  of  government,  ❜  a  silly,  silly  idea  but  their  imagination  was  a  little  over  active.  ❛  we  used  to  make  up  stories  and  act  them  out,  that’s  why  sean  got  stuck  in  a  tree  for  three  hours.  stupid,  huh?  ❜  his  hands  rub  at  the  back  of  his  neck,  his  expression  softening.  his  xanax  was  working  to  an  extent,  he  promises  to  himself  that  he  will  sleep  more.  ❛  i  promise  i  won’t  …  uh,  fuck  up.  i  appreciate  that  you  kept  my  college  secret.  even  when  we  don’t  see  eye  to  eye  at  times,  but  …  yeah.  ❜  no  doubt  that  he  knows  more  of  his  murderous  hobby  …  there  is  no  room  for  secrets  anymore.  ❛  are  you  going  to  …  make  fun  of  me?    ❜    the  switch  of  paranoia  flicks, narrowing  his  eyes.

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lap Pillow

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[cocktopic]

recommending orv to people who don’t like isekai is so hard bc i have to be like no trust me it gets philosophical and such and they’ll be like in what way. and i have to say well that’s a spoiler. so they’ll be like so when does it happen. and i have to say in the last 50ish chapters. but it’s especially great and stands out in a reread. and they’ll be like “so you want me to read 2.6 million words?” and i have to be like well. yes.

[dailyloopdeloop]

loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask

DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars

[captainkirkk]

Everytime Batman and Red Hood see each other they end up shouting across the streets of Gotham emotional shit like JUST COME HOME SON and YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME ANYMORE OLD MAN and it's just Not Subtle in the slightest

No one knows that Jason is an ex Robin so everyone comes to the very logical conclusion that the Red Hood is Batman's rebellious blood son that ran away from home to pursue a life of crime and they're not even fucking wrong

[77dekiru]

Izuku literally has such unbelievable amounts of gay loser energy in this panel… like this is crazy…

[kindahoping4forever]

London Night 2 seems like a normal and chill time

[roomba-mangga]

being normal about thistle and the touden siblings in the most insane way because imagine you're a sad out of touch hopelessly devoted little magician whose family has been actively pushing for you to see this path of self-destruction that they set you on to its fatal end and being confronted with that sends you tumbling down a doom spiral to hell from which there is no escape but then suddenly from out of nowhere two brainless randos bust into your house and offer the first real acts of kindness and gentle touch and validation of your personhood you've received in at least a few decades if not centuries if not your whole life (for want of which you Did All This Shit in the first place), and unlike the other dickheads breaking into your house all they care about is Being Nice To You For Free and deep frying your security cameras and tbh you wouldn't know how to react to this on a good day whatever that looks like so you just go along and eat their funny snacks and tie them both to a pole like puppies you picked up off the side of the road and then with all that said and done you immediately die

[burnthatbridge]

illicit affairs

buddie | E | chapter 1 of 8(ish) | 3k | just a boy helping his boy bestie figure out gay sex, with a side of infidelity This is how it starts: Buck goes on a date with Tommy. How it goes from there, Eddie can't even begin to explain.

Chapter 1: born from just one single glance

It’s in the aftermath, when Bobby and Athena are safe and being checked over and the 118 plus family and friends is piled in the waiting room as usual — they all have their preferred chairs with how often they’re here — that Eddie’s unfocused mild interest in this new guy who his friends trust, turns to sharp notice. 

Eddie has to step away to call Carla, to let her know they got Athena and Bobby, to assure her that he’s fine, Buck’s fine, they’re all fine. And then he spares an extra moment to text Marisol because he knows she’ll see the news soon, if she hasn’t already, and will worry.

After, when he returns to the waiting room, Tommy’s in his seat. Eddie doesn’t really have a specific one he favors so much as he always takes one next to Buck. So, it follows that, Tommy is now sitting beside Buck. 

When Eddie left, Buck’d been pale-faced, and shaky in a way he wasn’t when Bobby was missing and he had a goal to focus on. Eddie hadn’t wanted to leave him, but it was Buck who’d said didn’t he need to call Carla? Let Chris know they’re okay?

Eddie pauses across the room and regards the scene before him. Tommy is leaned in, chatting to Buck, making wide, expressive gestures with his hands as he does. Buck’s still more grey than pink in the cheeks and one hand is clutching the arm of his chair, but he’s stopped picking at the patch of peeling paint he’s about tripled in size over their past handful of waiting room residences and there’s a hint of a smile curling the side of his mouth, which had been a grim line before, waiting for the doctor to report back on Bobby and Athena, waiting to be allowed to see them. 

“He’s in good hands.”

Eddie starts at Hen’s words. She appears from behind him carrying two paper cups of what Eddie understands from experience is the worst coffee known to man. He used to force it down because caffeine is caffeine, but he can’t anymore. It reminds him too much of the three minutes and seventeen seconds that were some of the worst of his life.

read on ao3

[davecumstaine]

🧟‍♂️

[leelreallylikespersona]

Adam just wanted a celebratory picture after their first major battle

[hauntingjasper]

Everyone moved on but I stayed here

I love how she just had to touch him and he instantly went "must kiss gf" I hate them so much EUEUEUESHAHEKWHAH

[opikiquu]

(rocking back and forth in the corner of an empty room) save me white boy save me white boy save me white boy s

oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS . BOY.

[musubiki]

after mochi forgets im assuming lime either 1. kisses her again and therefore can no longer hold back or 2. thinks about how she seemed into it for the rest of time but cannot work up the courage again

yeah definitely the second one LMFAAOOOOO

hes the type thats like. okay if i did it again, for HER it would be the first time i kissed her but to ME i already did the bit and it took everything i had i cannot do it again its too embarrassing ill need to kiss her under a different pretense somehow (meanwhile mochi walking around like nothing happened)

[ghost-of-you]

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