#he's petty like that

[scribbly-bear]

Ian, stop fishing for pity points.

[splishsplashyouropinionistrash]

okay okay but consider:

Andrew has a perfect memory, right?

So he knows the Riko roast.

You cannot convince me that this bitch doesn’t just quote it whenever anything mildly inconveniences him.

Like-

Kevin: Andrew, you can’t have a tub of ice cream for dinner, you’re going to get diabetes.

Andrew: You know, I get it-

[bievanbuckley]

Eddie will bring back Bucks comment about 'it's hot don't use your hands' and seduce him while Buck is not allowed to touch him because you know Eddie is hot

.......... i just Know eddie memorized that line so he can specifically use it as a comeback at the right moment 😌

[finedinereception]

“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her

[agnes-come-back-challenge]

I love that everyone in TMA is just. Unremarkable. Jon isnt a heroic character; he's self-loathing and depressed and he exhibits the same self-pity as I do when I'm self-loathing and depressed. He doesn't stand out for his strength of will or quick-thinking or virtue. He's a good person but he stops trying to stay human when it gets uncomfortable. He's everything that a regular person is when theyre trapped in a horrible situation and it's ugly and insufferable and Real.

[nouverx]

crawls in here

Humbly requests more of your human! Al bc I’m unapologetically obsessed with him👀….

GOOD because I am also obsessed with him

He's 29 Mimzy!! Run!!

[shangsclaws]

u ever been so gay that u just start walking in sync with ur gay lover as u scoff at another gay man suffering on the floor

[homosexualcitron]

So many theories of why Ivan did that well this is my take

[cherrytraveller]

can’t have SHIT in this family

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[ruporas]

being a little petty (ID in alt)

[sadevergreen]

someone told me ‘cringe is dead have your fun’ on my last homestuck post (which was somehow my first homestuck post on this site) and it a little bit changed my perspective so ty :,)

have some morning beta kids!!

[yassentheassassin]

I'm tired of people reducing the conflict in atsv to miguel "beefing with a kid" as if he doesn't believe entire universes will collapse if he doesn't stop miles

[sensitiveheartless]

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[eggsdrawings]

bro hawks is getting firedddd 😭

[turtleinsoup]

the dawning of the hour appreciation post

(this has nothing to do with doth, but its in my brain anyways lmao)

I just saw this screenshot of hidden city holding cell and I think it's funny how none of them even think about tilting Draxum in the right direction lmao

Also look at Draxum's little hoove feeties

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wei Wuxian 🤝 Maleficent: Not being invited to a child's birthday party but showing up anyways (to make things worse).

(for @youremysunshine8)