#he's so fucking adorable ☹️🥺

[minzbins]

[chrisevansonly]

12 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐀𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 | 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬

ʚsocial media au

ʚlando norris x female leclerc!sister reader

ʚlooks like your brothers are going to be seeing a lot more of lando…but that doesn’t mean the 6 foot rule is up..

ʚnot requested but i just wanted to do a little something! you can read part one here! <3

yn.leclerc

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surprise i chopped my hair off!!!! (pls don’t break up w me lando)

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username OMG THE SHORT HAIR?!

username no this is everything

charles_leclerc tres belle mon soleil 🩷

>yn.leclerc merci charlie 🥺🥺

username me waiting to see what lando says 👀

landonorris HELLO

>yn.leclerc hi baby🥰

landonorris WOW BABY WOW

landonorris you’re so beautiful 😭

>arthur_leclerc alright relax romeo, she’s been wooed enough

>leclercpascale arthur soyez gentille avec lando!

leclercpascale c’est si gentille ma belle!😘

>yn.leclerc merci maman!!❤️❤️

landonorris

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mini getaway with my girl, and yes i beat her playing chess

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username she’s so beautiful :(

username i love their relationship

username i saw somewhere that lorenzo actually pushed them to be together👀👀👀

>yn.leclerc he did, he loves lando 🥰

>lorenzotl love is a strong word…

>yn.leclerc admit it pls☹️

>lorenzotl okay okay fine…he makes you happy so he’s family

username AWWW ENZO LOVES LANDO😭😭

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yn.leclerc thank you for my little trip i loved it and i LOVE you(i beat you 4 times before you finally won)❤️❤️

>landonorris i love you more (don’t air that out..)😘

username i could sob my eyes out right now

leclercpascale oh j’aime les fleurs!! très magnifique!

>landonorris j'en ai pris pour vous maman leclerc! 😁

username LANDO BUYING MAMAN LECLERC FLOWERS😭

yn.leclerc

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bored waiting for lando to come home, oh yeah i forgot to mention we finally settled into our new house🥰

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username SKIN CARE ROUTINE PLS

>yn.leclerc it’s on my youtube!! same with makeup🥰

username oh to be her!!!!

username aww her and lando live together now😭

charles_leclerc he needs to be 12 feet away from you at all times

>yn.leclerc char it was 6…..why double it?

>charles_leclerc because you live with him now🙄

landonorris i’m coming home in 5 with your favourite for dinner!❤️

>yn.leclerc and this is why i love and adore you baby😘

username 🥹🥹🥹

arthur_leclerc still not onboard with you moving out. come back now.

>yn.leclerc awww thur it’s okay to miss me…i miss you so much :(

>arthur_leclerc 😪❤️

charles_leclerc

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mon soleil is this your man?

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username CHARLES 😭😭

username there is no way he posted this

username only brothers would post this shit

mclaren that’s one of our papaya boys!😁🧡

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yn.leclerc CHARLIE!!! CE N’EST PAS GENTIL!!! 😡

>yn.leclerc but yes, yes he’s mine 🥰🥰

username y/n to charles: 😡😤🤬😾 y/n to lando:🥰🩷🌸🫧

landonorris mate….

landonorris this is just how did you even get these

>charles_leclerc never telling🌝🌝

>username the moon emoji😭😭

arthur_leclerc

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mon ange is this your man?

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username NOT ARTHUR TOO😭😭

username oh my fucking god

lorenzotl 🙄🙄🙄

>arthur_leclerc traitor.

yn.leclerc MAMAN!!! @:leclercpascale

>leclercpascale 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

username even pascale is done😭😭

landonorris i’m not even going to attempt to form a sentence or thought

>yn.leclerc i’m sorry my love 🥺

>landonorris it’s okay baby, i have my own revenge planned someday 😏

username the leclerc and norris war is about to begin!!!

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yn.leclerc

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my man my man my man (stay hating charles & arthur😚)

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username he looks so happy

username i love them together

username MY ROMAN EMPIRE

landonorris awww🥹

landonorris i love you forever and ever

>yn.leclerc and ever and ever!!

leclercpascale mes bébés ❤️❤️❤️

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username okay but they’re so cute together

charles_leclerc 🙄🙄

>arthur_leclerc 🙄🙄

>maxfewtrell💀💀

username i feel like max finds this hilarious tbh

>maxfewtrell i do💀

landonorris

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the boys & the princess (aka our babysitter, love you baby)

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username y/n looks SO over it😭

>yn.leclerc i promise i wasn’t, max and lando are just SO annoying when they drink together 😭

username HAHAHAHA y/n outing max and lando

maxfewtrell i’m not that bad…

>yn.leclerc BRO BE SO FOR REAL

charles_leclerc blink twice if you need help soleil

>yn.leclerc 😳😳

username please charles sends me everytime

username poor y/n

yn.leclerc you owe me.

>landonorris thank you baby, i know just the thing😉

username i can’t tell if that a suggestive wink or a normal one…

yn.leclerc

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life lately, lots of love, family and oh yeah…lando definitely made it up to me🥰💍

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username OMG NO WAY😭

username these photos are so cute🥹

alexandrasaintmleux congratulations beautiful❤️

>yn.leclerc thank u lex!!! love you😚

username HOLY SHIT THEY’RE ENGAGED?!

carla.brocker AWW congrats!!!🥺

>yn.leclerc thank you sissy!!🩷🩷

leclercpascale felicitations a vous deux! ❤️❤️

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charles_leclerc fine…i guess lando’s okay..congrats you two❤️

>yn.leclerc thank you charlie🥰

username THIS MADE MY DAY!

arthur_leclerc i guess welcome to the family….still 12 feet apart 😒🖤

>lorenzotl ^^^😁

>landonorris i’ll take it LOL

landonorris i love you forever and ever❤️

>yn.leclerc and ever and ever😘

[myoddessy]

#1 supporter | dr3 social media au!

summary —daniel is your trophy husband, that couldn't be denied even if he didn't scream it for the world to hear. (Alicia Vikander fc!)

yourusername just posted !

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yourusername still crying over this incredible win (daniel can attest to that.) Midsommar is a project I will forever hold close to my heart. It gave me a new family and a new sense of security in myself. Thank you to everyone who's path I have ever crossed, you're all the reason I'm here.

danielricciardo so proud of you, babe. can't think of anyone more deserving of this than you ❤️

yourusername I love you so much 😭💞

landonorris mum and dad?

danielricciardo no.

yourusername hello, son

redbullracing sobbing. so proud of you Mrs Honeybadger! 💙💙💙

zendaya so deserved. you're the biggest star in the world, babylove. here's to many more nights of success and celebrations 🥂🥂❤️❤️

ynshairtie WHEN SHE THANKED DANIEL IN HER SPEECH IM STILL SHAKING WELL DONE LEGEND

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notyn the priv gets the real shit, and nothing in my life is more real than my love for this idiot right here. daniel, thank you so much for everything you've ever done for me and given me. from love, to inspiration, to the best hugs in the world, you give and give and give. I love you with everything in me. you're asleep rn so I hope everyone enjoys the rares until you wake up and force me to delete them 💞💞

landonorris I think I just threw up. please never flirt so openly again. its really inconsiderate.

notyn don't throw a tantrum, sweetie, it's okay, you'll find a nice girl eventually!

lilymhe so adorable 🥺 im still in shock, so proud of you, baby. can't wait to see you tomorrow 💞

devonleecarlson so. fucking. CUTE. you two are a literal dreamboard couple. love u eternally, honey

danielricciardo just posted !

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danielricciardo 3rd Oscar win, is anyone surprised? there's nobody else I'd rather be arm candy to. Y/n, you're the best out there, and I'm forever proud to call you mine. My love, my wife, my world. Can't wait to see what else comes next from your infinite talent and kindness ❤️

yourusername Danny ☹️ love you infinitely, and you're the best arm candy i could ever ask for 😉

danielricciardo I pride myself on my trophy husband abilities

landonorris stop flirting its gross

mclarenfan369 stop landos like a kid seeing their parents kiss in front of them 😭

lewishamilton congrats to y/n! here's to much more success, luck, and love ❤️🍀

maxverstappen I remember when he used to say these things about me 😞

yourusername you were the other woman, deal with it. 💞💞

maxverstappen I treat him better 🙄

[meowzfordayz]

they're-both-so-helpless

Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader

Word Count: ~600

CW: explicit language, mild sexual content

Author’s Note: starting 2024 off w/ Kyojuro❣️ Began writing this while at work… winter makes for slow days when selling ice cream. 😆 Pt 2 coming ~soon aka prob within the next 24 hrs since my shift’s almost over lol.

emphasis-on-helpless, helplessly-in-love

Missing your boyfriend is tough… especially when he isn’t actually your boyfriend.

“He might as well be!” Mitsuri says whenever she’s with you, “I swear you check your phone at least twice as often ever since you became friends.” The tips of your ears warm, eyes glued to the newest Snap of Kyojuro’s cheerful face. “Will you at least show me?” Mitsuri huffs, head tilting to catch a glance, “Aww, he’s so cute!” “But he’s not my boyfriend,” you mutter, quickly snapping a blurry photo of your melting ice cream. Eyes gleaming, Mitsuri hums knowingly, slinging a giddy arm around you without another word. You silently thank her gesture of respecting your privacy—something your other friend, Shinobu, rarely does—hurriedly eating a spoonful of your dessert as he snaps back: You got ice cream without me?! ☹️ I fear I am mortally wounded. 💔 You appease him with a Snap of your own frown, promising him i’ll bring u next time 🥺🍦 pointedly ignoring Mitsuri’s smooching noises when Kyojuro fires back with It’s a date! 😁😋 Sooo maybe nobody respects your privacy.

You’ve never considered yourself shy, but you have resigned yourself to being perpetually friendzoned, a bit too person-next-door in a would-never-date-their-neighbor way rather than a person-next-door who also is-totally-down-to-date-their-handsome-neighbor way. Like puffing out your chest while walking on the sidewalk to convey confidence and get people out of your path, you’ve mastered the art of giving off don’t-fuck-with-me vibes — despite desperately wanting to fuck.

And therein lies the problem-not-actually-a-problem with one Rengoku Kyojuro. Also known as, Mitsuri’s favorite barista. Also known as, immediately flirted with you when Mitsuri finally took you to his cafe for brunch, writing his number on your cup and everything. Also known as, might not have been flirting with you and in fact was just being nice because he has yet to properly-not-jokingly ask you on a real-official-non-platonic date. You’ve survived a blustery autumn of pumpkin spice lattes and too many free muffins, persevered through a surprisingly snug winter of It’s my special recipe hot chocolates and ice skating with the gang (Mitsuri, Shinobu, Kyojuro, and his insufferable friend Tengen), and felt wistfully hopeful as spring came and went, having your voice compared to blossoming flowers and your smile to tender sunshine… only to dream alone, his contagious grin and addictingly cozy hugs lingering even as you woke with the sensation of tears in your eyes.

—

“You should tell him how you feel!” Shinobu sighs, an exasperated, endeared sound as she watches you bemoan your adoration.

“Oh yeah, because he definitely feels the same after a year of literally zero signs!”

“He called your ice cream plans last week a date,” Mitsuri chimes in, rubbing your shoulders as she exchanges a they’re-both-so-helpless look with Shinobu.

“Platonically,” you shoot back, sagging into Mitsuri’s touch, “He’s so gentlemanly and sweet, I never know whether we’re flirting or he’s simply being polite! Friendly! A friend!”

“I repeat,” Shinobu deadpans, “Tell him how you feel.”

You pout, chewing on your upper lip as you mumble, “And if he doesn’t like me?”

“Nonsense!” Mitsuri declares brightly, squeezing you—Owww—a little too hard, “He doesn’t talk to anyone else like he talks to you.”

“I talk to you differently than I talk to Shinobu. Doesn’t mean anything,” you grumble.

“I’m trying to uplift you,” Mitsuri huffs, playfully pulling on your earlobe, “Trust us. Okay? He would absolutely date you if he knew you were interested in dating.”

“Since when have I said I’m not interested?!” you wail in dismay.

“You’ve never said you are interested,” Shinobu quips.

You scowl at her as she tosses a good natured pillow at you, Mitsuri clicking her tongue as you squish the pillow against your sternum, heart aching when your phone lights up Rengoku Kyojuro sent you a Snap • 🔥.

[minhosimthings]

Skz under the Mistletoe

Pairings: bf!Skz × implied fem!reader

Warnings: FLUFF FLUFF NOTHING BUT FLUFF, mention of food, a bit suggestive in Minho and Changbin's

A/N: I needed something to help refresh this dumb brain of mine cause I CANNOT work on any of my smut wips rn so here ya go! Also I know it's not Christmas yet and this is really Christmassy but y'all I live in Scotland. ITS ALWAYS CHRISTMAS MUHAHAHA

Bang Chan/ Christopher

this mf would start giggling so hard

I'm like a hundred percent positive he would deliberately hang mistletoe above you

Imagine you're baking cookies and you're too busy to give him a kiss

And he just pouts and stalks off ☹️ somewhere to do God knows what

And then you find him sitting on the couch with mistletoe on his hair

"baby quick! Kiss me I'm under mistletoe! Don't you know it's bad luck if you don't kiss someone under mistletoe?"

You'd give in of course, not wanting to sadden your adorable boyfriend,🥺 who looked even more adorable with heaps of mistletoe stuck to his curls

Please save me I am obsessed with this man

Lee Minho/ Lee Know

This man

This man istg

HE WILL STRAIGHT UP REFUSE TO KISS YOU

"I wouldn't kiss your dumb face normally why would I do it now?"

Meanie 😐

But he'd immediately melt on seeing your pouty face and sad expression

So like the great boyfriend he is, he'd tie strings of mistletoe to Soonie's collar and send her to you.

"alright we need to kiss your mom on her stupidly cute face so go to her and don't mess this up."

Soonie would walk up to you followed by Minho and he would just meekly be like "Mistletoe?"

CUTIES NXJSJS

Would a 100% pick you up and throw you on the bed, saying that mistletoe doesn't only consist of kisses 😏

Changbin/ Seo Changbin

ISTG I WILL COMBUST RIGHT HERE

Bang Chan part 2

He'd be so giggly and blushing so profusely when you both would notice you're under mistletoe

Like if it was at a party or something, and everyone was shouting "Kiss!" At the both of you, how could he refuse?

Would definitely do that thing where he squeezes your waist

It would be such a soft kiss istg

Would probably take you up to the bedroom after the kiss though

Hyunjin/Hwang Hyunjin

GIRL THE WAY HE'S BLUSHING SO HARD YOU'D THINK HE SMEARED PAINT ON HIMSELF

You'd decorate his art studio with mistletoe

Specifically putting it above the place where you'd pose for him when he's painting you

This man would probably be confused at first like he's so immersed in painting,

And then you're like "Hyunjin look mistletoe!"

Bitch will be like "You want me to paint the mistletoe in the picture too?"

Truly the leader of PaboRacha

But afterwards he'd give you the most precious kiss ever

Just so soft, warms wrapped around your waist

"Wanna make some hot chocolate darling?"

I need to stop Hyune is wrecking me too hard

Han/Han Jisung

Ngl he would be the one badgering you

"ooh baby where did this mistletoe come from?"

*holds the mistletoe above your head*

Would pout when you'd say you'll give him kisses later, because you need to get ready for work

Literal sparkly eyes begging you for a kiss

You'd give in eventually, how could you refuse the power of the Han Jisung puppy eyes?

"baby did you kiss me because of the mistletoe or because of my charms?"

SO FUCKING ADORABLE

Felix/Lee Yongbok

Alright I'm imagining this is Australia because obviously you guys went to visit his family for the holidays

His sister's would a 100% prank him with mistletoe

NAUR cause they'd hang mistletoe over your bed, and when you and felix spot it, they'd pull out their phones to record you guys kissing

DEFINETLY did not do that to my gf once nope

"oh sunshine look mistletoe! Should we have a kiss then?"

MY SWEET POOKIE BROWNIE SUGAR PUMPKIN PIE I love him saur much

Seungmin/Kim Seungmin

Bruh this guy

I swear to god this guy

KIM MF "it's a childish thing to do" SEUNGMIN

NAUR he WILL make fun of you for wanting to do it

Like you're just goofing off, decorating the house for Christmas

And you decide to jokingly put mistletoe on his hair

He'll just roll his eyes and go back to his book, completely ignoring the grass on his hair

And you'd be like bitch kiss me we're under mistletoe

"Seriously pup, you still believe in that childish crap?"

And he's done it, he's upset you great job Seungmin (I don't know why I'm so salty towards him rn)

And then he'd just sigh, looking at your pouty face

Then he'll proceed to grab your face in his hands and kiss you in the most devastating way ever

"next time when you want a kiss, just ask for it darling."

Wodjdjeb you will not survive

I.N/Yang Jeongin

AHH INNIE KDISSHD

Lemme calm down first

THIS GUY WOULD BE SO AMAZING

Look if there's anyone in Skz who believes in miracles and the holy spirit and whatnot

IT'S HIM

Flashback to when he wanted to be a priest

Giggles and blushes part 3

Girl he legit kiss you for so long if you do that

Iike sir you need to breathe too stop with the smooches

He'll legit kiss you in the middle of a store if there's mistletoe there

Like just in the middle of the hygiene aisle, where there's mistletoe decorating the shelves

Just BAM his lips are on uours

"We can't resist the power of the mistletoe honey."

I swear to God this man will be the death of me

[peachy-dove]

MDNI 18++!!

Benn Beckman x GN!Puppy Hybrid!Reader Headcanons NSFW

MDNI!!!!

A/n: the beckman brain rot is so bad rn I need him so bad so plz take these small Lil thoughts as I recover mentally

Thinking about beck getting a puppy hybrid on board the red force and how much he just adores them🥺

Constantly petting you and doting on you and fucking your brains out like the cute little puppy you are

He can't help it, the way your eyes look up at him when you miss him because you have to stay on the ship when they dock so he has to fuck you real good to make up for it

Or how you sit like such a good puppy at his feet all the time, nuzzling into his thighs and putting your nose up to his crotch because you want him

He has to punish you because you keep trying to fuck him on deck in front of everyone (one of these days he might)

Pulling you by your hair as he leads you back to your shared room, he tosses you on the bed and rips your clothes right off of your body and sees the slick mess you've made already

"Tsk, my little puppy has made such a mess," he run his hand through it and makes you lick his fingers clean

"So wet for me, bet you don't even need prep do you slut" you whimper begging for him to fuck you as you open your legs wider only thing on your mind is his thick dick

He slides right in as you whine and whimper from the delightful stretch, benn puts all of his weight on you to keep you still, pumping his hard dick into you slow and steady

Each stroke delicious and bullying your sweet spot, you can feeling each and every vein

Benn isn't much of a brute unless you make him mad and when he's mad that's the best sex

Your ass red and sore from the thorough spanking he gave you, bent over on all fours, your puppy brain turned to mush from the pounding he was giving you

Benn reaches around and presses his hand on your tummy, feeling his dick with every thrust

You, his little puppy all sore and weeping from the pain on your ass but fucking yourself back onto his dick like the obedient slut he trained you to be

Benn opting out of grabbing your hair but pulls your tail instead listening to your little yelps of pleasure and fucking you faster

I just want to be his little puppy🥺 and get dicked down on a regular

Sorry this is all over the place but I needed to share these thots☹️💕 in a puppy headspace rn I need to be given plenty of head pats and spankings~

[iwaizumis-bitch]

NSFW ALPHABET + hajime iwaizumi

note: happy birthday the absolute love of my life, not proofread

content warnings: overuse of 🥺🥺, sex sex sex, it’s a nsfw alphabet it’s all sex headcanons.

A= aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

he’s such a gentleman!! he gently pulls his cock out of you, planting a kiss on your forehead. he tells you how good you were, helping you walk to the bathroom and giving you the privacy to do your business. he’ll change the sheets then hop in the shower with you, letting you stand under the shower head so you weren’t cold. wraps you up in a fluffy towel & helps blowdry your hair☹️❤️. gives you one of his tees and a pair of boxers or sweats to wear and snuggles with you until you fall asleep.

B= body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

his favourite body part of his own are definitely his arms. he loves how easily he’s able to cage you between them, it gives him a power rush. especially his biceps, it gives him such an ego boost when he sees you checking them out.

his favourite body part of yours is your waist. it brings him such comfort just having his hand on it or arm wrapped around it. it’s the easiest way for him to protect you, he can just pull your body against his in a split second. also he holds onto it when hitting from the back.

C= cum (anything that has to do with it)

his cum is sooo thick🥺🥺. and there’s so much of it, he gets embarrassed. you love it though!! super yummy because yk he’s always eating healthy!! it’s sweet with a tang of salty bitterness and has a lovely aftertaste. he prefers to cum inside of you but if not he loves to just pull out and cum all over your pussy, watching as all of the creamy cum slides down to your asshole.

D= dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

loves hairy pussies so much!! he thinks it’s so hot that you don’t stick to the gender norms of having to shave it! rubs his nose against them whilst he sucks on your clit, humming at the feeling of them tickling him! will definitely help you trim it now and then but never too short.

E= experience (do they know what they’re doing)

mmm if we’re talking about college haji he’s definitely so inexperienced. he can barely contain a handy, let alone your mouth or pussy wrapped around him. gets more confidence over the years and becomes so experienced! plus he’s studying sports science so he’d learn a lot about women’s bodies 😉

current day iwa......god. he is ready to quite literally pound your pussy whenever you need it. he knows exactly where to angle his cock to have you gushing around him, all whilst toying with your soppy clit. 100/10, worth all the years it took.

F= favorite position

oasis or against the wall! loves any position where he's able to control the pace tbh. he loves being able to nip at your décolletage or perky nipples (when they're not bouncing around). he's down for any position that'll make you comfortable.

G= goofy (how serious are they)

he's serious 85% percent of the time. sex is a really intimate thing for him, and he takes both his own and your pleasure very seriously. there'll be the occasional tipsy sex where you're too giggly to take him seriously, and he adores it. there's no greater pleasure for him than feeling you pull away from his lips to break into a fit of drunken giggles.

H= hair (grooming habits)

oh my GOD. he has the thickest happy trail 🥺🥺. it starts just below his navel and trails down to his cock, thick 'n curly hair, just makes him look and feel more manly. his arms and legs are also really hairy & he used to be insecure abt it but now he knows how much you love all his hair so he loves it :')

I= intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

he's romantic most of the time. like i said^^^ he takes sex seriously and enjoys the intimacy of being inside of you. that's not to say he'll be rough when you're acting like a brat. if you're playing up or teasing he's not gonna be having it. he'll shove your face into the pillows and fuck you from behind, calling you a whore for his cock.

J= jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

he used to jerk off every night before you guys got together, always thinking of you. now that you two are actually together, he doesn't really need to because he has you, always eager to suck or sit on his cock. when he's away for games, he's always sending u nut vids of him standing over the phone as he grunts about how he wishes his hand was your pussy.

K= kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

he likes being tied up!! sometimes after a long day of yelling and stressing about his athletes, all he needs is for you to bound his wrists to the bed post and sink to your knees below him. you know how stressed he is, so you spend no time teasing him, rather taking him down your throat and sucking until his cockhead squirts his cum all down it.

L= location (where they like to get it on)

ooo! he definitely loved shower sex. yk his big arms aren't gonna drop you, he's so confident he can press you up against the shower wall with just one arm. also it's very convenient because y'all can clean up right there and he won't be tempted to go for a round two (most of the time, at least)

M= motivation (things that turn them on)

lingerie!!!! he loves seeing you in any lingerie, lacy, satin, cotton, you name it and it'll have him all over you. he likes creams, whites, and the occasional black colours on your body, but after you surprised him with that hot pink set once, he decided he doesn't care about colours either.

N= no (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

not into any kind of anal, on him or you.

O= oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

prefers giving over receiving because ur moans boost his ego. the only man on earth who can make you cum five times in 20 minutes. he can’t even go a day without his tongue lapping up all of your cum & juices.

not to say he doesn’t like receiving head!! he just gets shy because he can’t hold in all his moans🥺, and thinks it makes him less masculine but it’s quite possible the hottest thing you’ve ever heard.

Q= quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

doesn’t like quickies bc he knows if he starts he won’t stop :((. but if ur are very very very needy he’ll make u cum in a couple minutes it’s fine.

R= risk (do they like to try new things)

tbh he’s not very keen on trying new things you’ll definitely have to push him a lot and he will eventually try and if he doesn’t like it it’s fine!! if he does....you are in for a long night

S= stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

3 rounds standard. can go for 4 or even 5 if he’s feeling extra pent up. hmmmm the first two/three rounds are pretty slow but for the last one/s he’s definitely releasing all of his stamina!! rip to ur pussy

T= toys (do they like to use toys on themselves/you)

oooo he definitely uses a bullet vibrator on you. will press it right up against your clit and nipples and watch u squirm underneath him🥺🥺

himself?? he’ll never tell a soul but during away games when his hand just isn’t doing it and you’re already asleep, he’ll bull it out and use it on the tip of his cock!!

U= unfair (how do they tease)

he knows how much you love his voice. he is not opposed to leaning down and whispering in your ear ‘how fucking hot you look look right now’, and ‘how much i wanna taste your little cunt’, in the middle of a dinner with your family. the way your thighs squeeze together and you start to shift around AAAA he loves it

V= volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

for the first few rounds it’s definitely just the low grunts. he’ll let out deep little ‘fuck baby’s, and ‘oh yeah? that feel good?’, to tease u and let u know how good ur making him feel.

ooo but when he’s close to cumming he starts to let out those deep moans and his breathing gets waaaaay heavier

W= wild card (random headcanon of any sort)

he loves to be tied up and dommed every once in a while! sometimes when he comes home from a stressful day all he needs you to do is tie his wrists to the bedpost and just tease and suck on the tip of his cock.

X= x-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

i have thought about this so much and i can't decide if he would be 7 or 8 inches. im going to be very specific here and say 7.8 inches. he's tanned, and has bigggg balls. his tip is dark pink, and he always has so much pre cum, you don't even need lube.

Y= yearning (sexdrive level)

he’s not constantly horny, but he’s pretty much close to being just that with the sex life you two have. he can get through most work days without getting a hard on, but yk...maybe you wanna tease him sometimes. send him a few pics of the new bra you got, see how long it takes for him to come up with some excuse and drive home.

Z= zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

he’s definitely sleepy after but he makes sure you’re alright and cleaned up before he dozes off

[onlyswan]

hi art 💓 so im rereading iw couples breakup drabble as one would do everytime shes on her period (its a canon event i think ppl would relate) and i have a few questions!!! 🥹🦋

1. what were the iw couple doing before they were in the car? like did they spend the day only to then break up? i rmb reading that jk was on tour, did he came back and break up w them right away? did he at least get them a present???!

2. what events led him to the decision? we know that prob he’s overwhelmed, the uncertainty of his career and the drabble from where he saw how draining it is on oc. but is there a bigger thing that happened?

3. u wrote that he “practiced” breaking up with oc. like is this true? how long has he thought of breaking up w oc before he actually did it? and how did oc not expect anything??? ☹️☹️

4. who is this “not married yet” girl that jk was teasing tae about? that sounds so saucYY a drabble for that would be super fun!! its gonna be super angsty too!!! hahahahhaha

5. we know jk regretted it right away after breaking up w oc, but why didn’t he backtrack and take it back? i know oc must’ve thought hes crazy but he didnt even call or text first? us reading is comforted by knowing that jk is also having the worst time, but oc doesn’t. yet theyre brave enough to be the one who reached out first, bc for all they know, jk could be with some other people right now, alr over them. did oc know that he’s not that kind of person or deep down they’re just being as brave as they can asking for what they wants which is him?

6. can we pleaseeeee have more drabbles where we can see how much the boys adore oc? or just their dynamic i would say. also do they have a special connection with each of the boys on different things? like maybe a drabble where jk & oc pack a homemade lunch to bring when visiting jin hobi or yoongi 🥹🥹

7. after the initial breakup, were things ever awkward? were there times when oc had to get used to him being in their life again or something less dramatic? did he ever see doubts or worry in oc’s eyes and is the even when he gave u reasons to drabble, the first time they had to address the traumatic event in their relationship? do they ever talk about it now? or laugh about it?

8. what happened with the “someone else i met in a bar turned out to be a jerk”??? when was this?! HAHAHHA jk must’ve lost his fucking mind after learning about this

9. kinda curious has there been a time when jk really needs quality time w oc and just brings her on tour? my dream is becoming a tour wifey so this would hit all the right spot:( esp w how easy he handled the situation from the last drabble of just inviting her to come w him. cutest ☹️

thank you so much for providing one of my comfort fics!! i hope ure having a great day🌷🥹

oh!! also!! i think we’ve never seen iw couple be on a date date, like fancy super dressed up date. is that just not them? can we see more of their date nights??

heyyy beloved i missed you 🥺🥺🥺 omg???

there are two types of onlyswan readers: one - those who reread the period drabbles then they’re on their period / two - those who reread the breakup drabble when they’re on their period 😭😭😭

ALRIGHT [cracks knuckles]

1. he broke up with oc as soon as he arrived back from tour 🥲 like literally. our guy was still jetlagged. he just wasn’t in his right mind at the time honestly. oc hopped in the car thinking they were going to spend time together someplace else but… yk what happened… ofc he got oc lotssss of presents though </3 including those gifts he talked about in the video oc watched before they called him :(

2. at the time they were already making plans about what will happen in the next few years of their career including the m word ehem ehem so. yeah he was overwhelmed and tired and he felt guilty of having to always leave oc + we know how oc is so empathetic so he also felt guilty that they have to carry his burdens as well ☹️

3. probably a month 🤨 but he didn’t actually want to break up with oc yk? it felt more like a thing that he had to do </3 so oc never suspected anything because the way he was acting towards them never changed. he wanted to hold on.

4. LMAOOOOO maybe in the future i’ll get around to that 🤞🏼 but tae was going through it for reaaaaal

5. he didn’t jump out the car to chase oc because him immediately changing his mind would’ve pissed oc off thinking that he was just playing a joke on their feelings and that would earn him a slap on the face 😭 he thought of that. and oc said they wanted to decide for theirself too :( so he wanted to respect that but he ended up becoming too much of a coward to reach out first after that bcs what if oc already decided that the breakup was for the best too 🥲 what if they hate him now 🥲 but he should’ve thought about it more from oc’s pov bcs they were suffering thinking that he alr gave up frfr </3

hmmm joon did talk to them about jk having a hard time, but during the breakup they did ask if he cheated so we know that they have this anxiety :( oc is just our bravest soldier who knows what they want and always tries their best to get it (him) 🫡

6. omg yessss more soon i’ve been thinking about one with jimin too specifically !! oc definitely bonds with each of the tannies about different things 🥺

7. yea, the even when he gave u reasons to drabble was the first time they brought it up again :( after they got back together jk really made efforts to reassure oc and that’s partly because he did see how they became kind of timid when he expresses affection. (i.e., jk saying “i didn’t love you any less and you know that.” and oc not saying anything and walking away instead) (this shit still kills me today sorry)

8. this was oc’s bf before jungkook aka guy with the dirty nails aka the ex who cursed them out like crazy when oc broke up with him (called them a slut) AND ALMOST made oc delete jungkook’s first ever texts to them bcs they lowkey started believing him. (he makes me mad sorry)

9. heeee wanted to but oc has only tried flying out for the ptd la and vegas shows bc the circumstances before then were different :( they were balancing school and multiple jobs. and we know how hard oc studied. they were so committed 😭 but now they live together and oc has a stable job and everything’s just more flexible overall so going with him overseas when he has work there is easy and not a problem at all 🥺

oh ofccc they’ve been on fancy dates esp that oc loves feeling pretty <3 but someone take me on a fancy date first so i can write about it 🤧

this is the first time someone called the giving up drabble a comfort fic lmaoooo this made my day i love you 😭 i hope i answered your questions and thank you soooo much for reading my works 🥺💕

[two-white-butterflies]

WAITING FOR A BUS

Pairings: Aemond Targaryen x Reader, Daemon Targaryen x Reader (MODERN)

Description: A new promotion at work prompts you to move into a small modest town with your boyfriend, Aemond Targaryen. There you meet a few friendly faces. It seems like life is going where it's supposed to. That is until you meet your new boss, Daemon Targaryen, who is your boyfriend's estranged uncle.

It doesn't help with the fact that you've been having dreams about him since birth.

masterlist | chapter thirteen

PUMPKINPIE (Gaming Phone)😁 6:47AM Woke up and you weren't there ☹️🥺

Queen of Hearts 💚 6:47AM hmmmmm ... i remember telling you that i was leaving 😆

PUMPKINPIE (Gaming Phone)😁 6:47AM I miss you. 💚

Queen of Hearts 💚 6:47AM miss you too

The sides of your eyes couldn't help but lighten at the sweet message your boyfriend left. Aemond was unorthodox, everyone who crossed his path had a horror story about him — but when he was with you, he was kind and wonderful. He made you feel like a rebel, a girl who had a choice about her body.

You lean on the sides of Daemon's car, waiting patiently for him to get his things. A part of your heart ached to be perfect. You needed a man who could treat you like a woman.

That same scent of orchids enters your nostril, Daemon was standing beside you — watching as you placed your phone inside of your purse. "Did I keep you waiting?" he asked, you shake your head, eyes trailing back down to the hems of his shirt. He was adorable.

"Why is shirt always untucked?" you chuckle while securing the purse in your left-shoulder. You were quick to leap in his direction, adjusting his shirt until they were carefully tucked inside of his pants. "I was rushing." he scratches his nape before holding the briefcase in his right hand, with your coffee in his left.

His bag was heavy, but still he was able to ask: "Do you need help with your purse?" he offers in a true gentleman fashion, but you swiftly declined his offer. "I'm alright, thank you." you smile, reaching for the door-handle — but he interrupts you, opening it first.

You were able to take a quick view of his covered hands. His suit was made of cashmere, which left you in awe of his neatness. He was cool — so fucking cool that you wanted to be like him when you grow up. "Thank you," you mumble again while slithering through the thin glass doors. "Always welcome," he replies in that velvety voice that left your body trembling for more.

He stares at his watch again, and you notice that it was one of his little quirks. "It's a little early for class, do you want to go to the office? I could give you the year calendar." he offered and you decided to agree to him. There wasn't anything to lose — and you were quite curious as to what his office looked like. If his outside looks reflected his inner personality, then his office would be clean and it would smell like coffee.

"Yeah sure," you smile while he begins to walk in the East Wing. You follow shortly after, acting like his little shadow. Your eyes browse the interior of the East Wing — you've never been here before, the building was dedicated to the kindergarteners and elementary students. You were shocked to see his office at this far corner of the building. There were flower murals everywhere, smiley faces and drawings of little kids plastered outside of their classrooms.

"Apologies for all the drawings on of my door." he chuckles while opening the hard-wooden door. You were right — his room did smell like coffee, black coffee to be exact. He was holding the drink that you made him in his left hand, taking occasional proud sips. "No, they're kinda cute." you mused as he closed the door from behind you. It was a picture of a dragon, and the stains at its sides told you that the picture was old.

"That was actually done by one of Rhaenyra's boys." he pointed at. the dragon, and you couldn't help but feel a memory coming up. "You love them very much, don't you?" you ask, eyes lingering a little longer on the painting. He didn't tell you what the dragon's name was, but you knew that it was Caraxes. "Of course, but don't tell them that." he laughs while opening his drawer, searching through thick files hidden out of sight.

You take a small breath, maybe it was the time to talk about the dreams. "The dragons, are they important?" you managed to question and he hums softly. "To us?" he asks rhetorically. "Well, they are — our family used to be dragon-riders, we came from Old Valyria. We knew each other very well, but you were different from us — more powerful, I think." he mumbles as he continued browsing through the rows of papers on his desk.

Your eyes didn't take a second off the painting. His voice echoed through your mind 'our family'. What did he mean by that?

"What do you mean by that?" you inquire while turning in his direction. He was fair in the face, cheeks filled with youth but his eyes were another story — they had thousands of years behind them. "You should find it out yourself." he replies bluntly, not knowing if he could spend another moment around you without flinging himself around your arms. You nod your head, realizing that it could've been a harsh topic for him.

"What was I like?" you ask while welcoming yourself to one of his leather sofas. A faint smile ghosts his face. "You were like water, happiness was brimming — overfilling you." he explains, eyes twinkling at the thought of you.

You weren't an expert in non-verbal communication, but you knew that it was love in his eyes. He was in love — and your heart wanted you to feel the same, but it was wrong. "And what were you like?" you question with a raised eyebrow, almost waiting for his subtle reaction. "A boat." he replied with a small chuckle.

Fuck. Your mind couldn't help but flash back to that kiss on top of the boat. He was real smug for bringing that up. "I was always floating over your happiness. Whatever you felt, I felt it. I flowed with your waves, like a real friend." he ponders, taking out a colored piece of paper. "A real friend," you repeated, and he handed you the small piece of paper.

"Here's the calendar. If you ever want to add an event, just tell me." he pauses briefly and that same smile returns to his face.

"I'll always be here for you."

———

Time was nothing compared to what you were feeling today. A sick feeling was creeping up your stomach, it was akin to butterflies but you knew that feeling this way about your boyfriend's uncle wasn't right. It was wrong. Very wrong. It was lunchtime, and you were eating your food inside of the classroom.

It was something that Aemond packed for you the night before. Three pieces of large onigiris, and some random vegetables. The brothers Aegon and Viserys were classmates despite their age-gap being a 2-years and a half. Much to your dismay, they were both arguing and making a lot of noise.

"Don't worry about duties, Eggy — you're not going to be student body president this year." Viserys retorted smugly while taking a bite out of his sandwich. It didn't take a stranger to realize that they were both siblings, they had the same icy-blonde hair and purple eyes, there was also an aura of cockiness that you believed they learned from their older uncle.

"You say this every year, but you always lose." he teases while taking a bite of his own sandwich. Their lunches were identical. Everything about them was identical, even their ambition to become student leaders. "It's different this year, because we're in the same grade now." Viserys retorted and they continued bickering in front of you.

You sigh, browsing through the text book and continuing to eat your lunch. It was nothing but sibling rivalry, and it was break-time which meant that they had enough time to tease each other. "We're in the same grade because you cheated on your test." Aegon accused earning an eye-roll from his younger brother.

"At least I passed the fucking test." the boy chomped down on his sandwich, Aegon's eyes were quick to pulse in your direction — asking you if you heard his brother curse. "Miss, did you hear that?" he stood up, walking to your desk. You stare at them.

Yes, you heard it.

"Viserys, language." you scold, and Aegon returns to his seat with a smug grin. Aegon II and Aegon III had a lot of similarities, one of it being their ability to get on their siblings nerves without effort. Your heart pumped furiously, an empty hole was residing inside of it — you knew deep inside that there was something missing from you. A sibling? A lover? Who knows?

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[cultrise]

Hobie and his really fat baby girl ☹️

He’d have the cutest chubbiest baby ever and he’d never put her down 🥺 I’d feel he’d be obsessed with the newborn scrunch and kissing the babies chubby cheeks

She’d be a Daddy’s girl 10000%🥹

HE BITES HER CHEEKS BECAUSE SHES THE CUTEST THING EVER :( baby cheeks are so fucking adorable ahhhh

[mrcarmenile]

okay HI

MY THOUGHTS ON THE FINALE!!

HAZBIN HOTEL FINALE SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

holy fucking god do i have words to say

here’s some INCREDIBLY unorganized thoughts:

alastor losing his filter temporarily made my heart DROP dude. also is it just me or did he lose his accent too? like it just kind of sounded like amir to me lmao

angel with his “charlie said to live tonight however we wanted” JUMPSCARED ME and then when he said “so pour me a fresh one” i was like Oh

adam said some real knee slappers this episode i was laughing so hard. “SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT FUCKERS” “chill lute. fuck” “wow i didn’t see this giant fucking shield in front of me YOU DUMB BITCH NO SHIT” are my favorites

the whole “now i’m going to fuck you” gag had me ROLLING (angel’s little 🤨 and valentino’s “well this just got interesting” got me dude)

ALSO LUCIFER FUCKED EVE????? HUH?????

vox screaming at the tv also had me choking from laughter, especially the “NOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!! PUSSY!!!” (that is absolutely me yelling at the tv ur not alone vox 🙏)

the “these fucking angels won’t stop coming” “HA!” scene was weirdly cute and i love it

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT EVERYONE’S OUTFITS???? CHARLIE’S DRESS WAS FUCKING ADORABLE AND VAGGIE’S SUIT THING WAS BADASS AND ANGEL SERVED CUNT WITH THAT LOOK AND DON’T GET ME STARTED WITH CHERRI BOMB so many halloween costumes to choose from man

also lucifer’s hot

alastor and niffty was the cutest thing i love them so much why are they wholesome ☹️☹️ “i dub thee - king roach!!” and the little crown 🥺

LMAO THE SIR PENTIOUS AND CHERRI BOMB KISS WAS EPIC AND COMEDIC AS FUCK (“that was kinda hot..” had me rolling)

the last song nearly had me crying like i SCREECHED when lucifer started singing to the tune of happy day in hell and the fucking vox and val duet???? and velvette filming them dancing??? the vees are terrible fucking people why was that scene wholesome LET ME HATE THEM STOP GIVING VILLAINS DEPTH AND EMOTIONS AND REAL BONDS PLEASEEEE (/nsrs obviously well written villains are peak but I WANNA HATE THEM SO BAD) also alastor’s part gave me fr chills like. “great alastor, altruist, died for his friends” THE WAY AMIR TALAI SANG THAT LIKE HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF SNAPPING. ROUND OF FUCKING APPLAUSE. and the new hotel looks fucking fire i can’t wait to see the interior!!!

the end of the last song nearly brought me to tears it was such a perfect ending note

SPEAAAAKING OF SONGS. HOOLY SHIT. THE MORE THAN ANYTHING REPRISE??? shit made me shed a tear like. AND THE KISS???? finally we get the goddamn lesbians god bless 🙏🙏🙏

also can i just say vox and val making out with tongue at the end for 0.5 seconds SENT ME. i was caught so off guard that i laughed until i choked dude like that shit fr got me

“how’s mercy taste ya little bitch” is officially one of my favorite hazbin quotes cuz the way jeremy jordan said it was fucking hilarious

oh and the battle scenes were fucking crazy i can see where half the budget went lmfao the fight scenes ATE

also wtf lilith was in heaven this whole time? just chilling? idk what to think or say about thing honestly

and if lucifer fucked eve is she in hell too???? is SHE the one who has alastor on a leash?? what is her relation to lilith??? are they working together or are they enemies or is eve pretending to be lilith or do they have nothing to do with each other??? why did lilith leave hell??? why did they let her leave hell??? what did lute mean by “your deal is done”???? i need answers bro

ALSO I WONDER WHERE EVERYTHING’S GONNA GO NOW THAT PENTIOUS PROVED SOULS CAN BE REDEEMED. now that they’ve proved it is the main plot going to be actually redeeming people? or is heaven gonna hide it from them??? can angel dust be redeemed when valentino owns his soul??? does angel dust truly WANT to be redeemed? once they know that you have to die to be redeemed are they gonna be able to take that risk?? now that i think of it wtf will be the main focus of season 2?? we know the vees play a big role so maybe they’ll try to prevent souls from leaving (maybe valentino will make it really hard for angel to leave and that’ll be a big part?) idk i got a lot of questions man

and it seems like they’re setting alastor up to be the main villain at the end. it seems although his mysterious deal isn’t allowing him to unleash his full power, so when he’s free of the deal i can only imagine how feral he could go. (my guess is that he uses the favor charlie promised to help release him from the deal and then charlie regrets it later when he goes crazy)

anyways all in all the finale is crazy good and i will NOT be getting over it any time soon and i am not ready to wait another few years 🥲

[rewritingcanon]

ok here are some of the revised one-part melbourne hpcc play highlights (part two yah) in an attempted chronological order:

part one

part two

the whole dark wand dance was such a fucking knockout everyone was popping their whole pussy to it. i wanted to twerk.

polly chapman also had a cute little bob in this era. i don’t know why they changed wigs for her but i guess she’s emo in the dark world

craig was carrying this big ass book and when scorpius went up to him trying to ask where snape’s classroom was he squeaked and tried to HIDE BEHIND THE BOOK like twice 😭 he only emerged to sideye the shit out of scorpius for being weird

when scorpius was talking to snape and snape was writing on the class board, i was close enough to see what he was writing and it was mostly random scribbles but he did write “E=mc?” 😭😭 bro is doing the calculations

ravager ron 🥵🥵 (aka hottest mf in the hpverse idc idc)

also snape was the biggest comedian ever? bro did not care if he was dead in the other dimension, he just started immediately roasting hermione and ron because ofc he has to

remember when i said scorbus mirrors romione? yah well they do it again with the dementors with ron and hermione fighting beside each other, and scorpius having albus emotionally fight beside him (as he will confess to him in the owlery later)

snape didnt tell scorpius who hes giving up his kingdom for but asked it instead, and scorpius said “im doing this for albus i-i think” boom timeline change

scorpius went to tackle his dad in a hug after returning from the dark world but he was dripping wet so draco just thrust out his cloak in between them to protect himself lmfao

he was like “daaaaddd 😆😆😄😙😯☹️ aw ☹️” nah draco was not gonna get water on his valentino white bag for anything

yann starting the fuckinng gossip

yann doing a fucking backflip over the staircase to spread more gossip

and i was sitting on the side a bit and could literally see matt holly who acts as yann run up a disappearing staircase and just leap off into the darkness of the wings 💀 idk if every yann is like a fucking stunt man or just this specific one

james and karl comforted rose when mcgonagall started lecturing hermione about the time turner by saying her kids didnt exist

rose looked like she was about to cry for the entire duration of the scene and hermione looked so ashamed of herself as well. which when you’re up close u can see how the bg characters are still acting, and it made their hug at the end of the scene all the more meaningful

meanwhile scorpius the whole time hermione and harry were being roasted by minerva was enthusiastically emoting like 😗😨🫢 bro could not believe the headmistress was just flaming the minister of magic like that

also when craig, karl, yann, rose and james were listening to mcgonagall… idk this was really minor so it COULD be a coincidence but when mcgonagall focused her attention on albus (because she was flaming harry and hermione first for a while) and started with “albus you were very brave,” james put his hand on the rail and leaned in closer to listen, like he was smushing his face against the rail trying to listen when it involved albus and idk. i thought that was very cute if that was purposeful

then the fucking owlery scene. omfg the owlery scene. the gayest ass place in the school for these nerds.

scorpius told albus in the owlery that (its literally a fucking love confession atp) he’s been doing everything for him and that he makes him stronger and was fighting alongside him and albus was like “y-yeah? 👉👈🥺” and then scorpius was like “yeah” and he leaned in and then ALBUS LEANED IN all very hopeful and then scorpius ruined it by saying “AND saving cedric wasnt a bad idea” COMPLETELY oblivious smh. which made albus flinch away and scratch his neck all sheepish and very adorably embarrassed. but basically it was a near kiss. and i’m not over-exaggerating just because i like the ship, albus wanted to kiss that boy 💀💀

(in this moment i also realised that albus literally only really laughs around delphi and scorpius. and he only really goes soft and quiet with scorpius ☹️)

then delphi comes in and literally plants herself in between al and scorpius… which is an interesting choice of placement

and scorpius sideyes her as aggressively as rose was sideyeing him at the start of the play lmfao i’ve never seen this boy look so disgruntled before

delphi actually screamed in delight when she betrayed scorpius and albus. like she shrieked and it was echoing as the scene was moving and fading to black it was SO GOOD

ron’s voice is like gruff and low and stuff mm (when he said “oh shut up will you” to hermione when trying to propose 🤭)

hermione also spoke in a specifc tone with ron when shes scolding him. like its lower and really fast. an example is when she said the “ronnotnow” moment when hes picking on dracos ponytail 😭😭 she’s so funny bru

ron getting down on one knee and saying “marriage renewal 🥰” with empty ass hands

ginny walked in on ron and hermione making out and then hermione got all flustered and did a little run up to draco and slapped him on the shoulder 😭😭 and he flinched too… you know that man still remembered her punch in third year

albus got down on all fours as soon as delphi turned her wand onto scorpius after he said “do your worst.” he literally BEGGED delphi to not hurt scorpius before she started torturing him. and then he was full on crying when it did happen

delphi taunting al by saying “if you want to stop me from hurting your FRIEND then do what you’re told.” and the emphasis on the word ‘friend’ was really taunting and sarcastic bc SHE KNOWS. it’s literally a fuck you to the ridiculousness of the queerbaiting in the og and i love it

ofc the change of albus’ weakness going from “friendship” to “LUVVVVV” (the actress had fun emphasising the queerness of it all i swearrr)

when draco, harry, ginny, ron and hermione are all in delphi’s room trying to find evidence of her identity, draco cuts hermione off by bellowing “SPECIALIS REVELIO” and then nothing happens. nothing happens. then ron goes “MUMBALIS RRRREVVVELIO” really dramatically in a thick accent to bully him 😭

ron is constantly bullying the shit out of draco for the entire play lmfao and the delivery is so fucking funny. draco cant say nothing either because he knows he deserves it deep down 💀

scorpius and albus’s hostility towards that one scottish station master on the platform was absolutely wild. albus looked innocently confused but scorpius cant mask for shit. bro was giving him a bombastic confunded look as he was speaking, leaning in to hear him better and staring flabbergasted at bro as he walked off 😭😭 14 year olds are brutal gawd

idk this might be the usual case for every cursed child play, but tom russell played both james sr and james sirius which insinuates james sirius looks like the og james which is so …

harry looked so small in the scene with dumbledore and him in his office and very boy-like. the positioning of the stage made it seem like harry was still looking up at dumbledore for guidance and when he started crying it just seemed like he needed a father mannn. phenomenal acting but bro 😭😭😭

and dumbledore looked so in pain too, and so GUILTY and because paintings are “nothing but paint and memories” makes it mean that dumbledore had felt that guilty and pained about treating harry like that in real life 😭 kill me now it was just a horrible time for everyone

all the drarry shippers deserve a medal for predicting that draco’s canon way of comforting harry or being nice to him is to literally just insult him more 💀 bro comes in and sees harry sobbing and just stands there like “my son said i was head of magical law enforcement in the other reality 🧍‍♂️ maybe this will be my office one day🧍‍♂️”

it makes it even funnier if youve read the script and know that the next direct line is a stage direction saying “harry is consumed in his grief”

when draco took out the time turner he owned to show harry he was like “yeahhh 😏real gold 😏😏 just the way the malfoy family likes it 😙” HELP

scorpius facing the audience, talking very softly about how he and albus should lean over the baby (harry), and so they both do, and then scorpius just starts screaming “HELP HELP HELLPPPPP” over audience members omgggg 😭

“it might traumatise the baby slightly 🤔”

scorpius got so excited about albus’s plan with the blanket and love potion that he tried to do a cartwheel and landed flat on his ass 😭

scorpius said “theres a rumour bathilda bagshot believed in never locking her doors” and then opened her front door with his bum 💀 he just playfully sticks it out on her door and he nearly fell inside bc it actually opened

ginny’s actress deserved an oscar for her scene with harry in albus’ room… like she was actually sobbing and shaking and yelling at harry, it was such a powerful scene for her character as a grieving sister and a grieving mother too. only scene that almost made me cry. katie jean-harding. remember the name fr

cue me pissing myself and just completely overreacting when the crew went to godric’s hollow and harry, hermione, ginny and ron were all talking about the dreary memories there and draco was just geeking out over how the houses had thatched roofs and that theres a farmer’s market 😭 his whole face just lit up when he spotted the market lolll he’s def thinking about a holiday home there or sum

get you a man (ron) who will hold a grudge (against draco) for you (hermione) for decadesss because of the things he said to you in your youth (very loyal husband material… hermione fr the smartest hp character, she saw the vision)

albus and ginny just throwing themselves onto each other and hugging and then harry just jogs up to albus, stops himself, and excitedly pats his shoulder

draco saying “we can hug too if you want” and scorpius slowly reaching out to him like the uppies meme

after the chat with ginny in the church in which ginny tells harry that albus needs to feel specific love from him, and albus was explaining the plan to defeat delphi, he says something like “and we should do this because do you know what im good at? polyjuic—” then harry yells behind him wayyy too loudly “I THINK THERES PLENTY YOURE GOOD AT ALBUS” and they all stare at him and ron just gives him a big thumbs up

and later when harry is trying to convince draco to go along with the plan to transfigure himself albus butts in saying “you should trust my dad, draco because he won’t let us down” and harry gets SO happy from it he and ron literally high five and he does a little jump in the background

also scorpius was constantly looking at draco when harry was talking about transfiguring himself into voldemort and it was fucking priceless. scorpius was so animated in his expressions he was literally staring at his dad like 😨 whilst draco is silently watching the whole encounter like 😐

when ron said “blimey theres two of them” when referring to scorpius and hermione, it literally had scorpius’ face LIGHT UP, hands over his mouth, and his posture straightened. i find it so cute how much he idolises hermione!

when harry turned into voldemort everyone flinched a step back except ron who went like “bloody hell! 😯” love him

the dramione scene was so minor, but it’s probably the biggest dramione moment to happen between the two of them in the entire hp series so im actually so surprised dramione shippers dont talk about it

breaking it down: draco says “im being bossed around by hermione granger” and theres a silence in which ron stops and looks at him very threateningly. then draco says “and im mildly enjoying it” with this big flirty ass grin on his face 😭😭😭 and then hermione has to HOLD RON BACK AND DRAG HIM AWAY LMFAO

draco the only type of guy to shoot his shot at a woman in front of her husband and his motherless son 💀💀

the fight scene with delphi and harry (+co) was hottttt and i dont mean in an attractive way but in the sense that it was literally fucking sweltering like i could feel the hot ass fire on my face as they were throwing spells at each other. i dont know how the actors could simply just cope on stage

albus was hiding behind ginny during fight scene with delphi and she was holding him close behind her. idk if it was because he hid behind her of his free volition or if she dragged him behind her but it was cute asf either way

when voldemort walked down into the middle aisle he stopped randomly and started staring at this random poor woman for a moment 💀

im sorry i know it wasnt funny but when everyone was witnessing voldemort kill lily and she was heart wrenchingly screaming “NO NOT MY BABY” voldy was like “step aside u silly gal 🙄” i fucking shat myself omg 😭😭 he’s so unserious 😭😭😭

and then they’re back at hogwarts and everyone’s having a good time after bearing witness to all this trauma and what do you see? - polly chapman trying to fight THE minerva mcgonagall by boinking her with a big ass textbook. rose had to intervene and stop her 💀 girl wanted all the smoke

the last scorbus scene. oh my gawd. people talk about this but not in enough detail so i WILL QUOTE IT for you because i remember it by heart (and i also wrote it down immediately after the show ended so my memory was fresh). i haven’t seen people actually quote it so far so maybe i’ll be the first (unless someone else has already done it and i just didn’t see it), because people are literally missing out if they don’t go see the play themselves. it is a bit long and i dont want to make an already long post longer so i will leave it here if you’re interested in scorbus at all

but also, if you go read it, just take into account the way they’re speaking to each other. ive seen the play a total of three times, twice in two part and once in the revised one part and you can just tell it’s romantic from the way theyre talking to each other. the actors know what theyre doing

and ofc the coming out scene between albus and harry with albus saying “scorpius is the most important person to me, and he might ALWAYS be the most important person to me” and harry saying “i think thats a very good thing”

also not to brag but during roll call draco looked at me 😻😻 and ron looked in my general direction (he was smiling at the people in front of me because i think he knew them personally since the first three rows are like VIP (sorta) tickets and not open for general public sale but it was close enough)

anyways those are my notes! if youve read this much im impressed by you fr

[oldanimefan]

Just finished volume 3 of Heaven Official's Blessing and even though the first half was a little hard to read for me, I Ioved it. There's such a great mix of humor, trauma, fighting, and love.

I'm going to post my notes/ all the random shit that popped into my head as I read from volume 3 below the cut so don't read below if you don't want spoilers.

Also, before my notes, I know who Jun Wu is and more or less his roll in XL's journey so I make references to him in my notes when I shouldn't know what's going on with him at this point.

I would try to block out the whole your country dying and literally nothing you do helps thing too XL

Xianle state preceptor really got to the point with the whole you "ascended too soon because all your people are still alive" bit. I get it where he's coming from, but damn that was a lil harsh.

I love that XL is of the mind set of "what the fuck is the point of being a god if I don't help my people?" I was kinda wondering the same thing my dude.

This is the first series where I am having to put the book down and walk away after every 10 pages. Poor XL is making every possible bad decision he can even with everyone screaming at him not to.

JFC the land of tenders was NOT what I was expecting 😬

I understand why HC is such a snarky prick to FX and MQ lol they were always such assholes to the poor lil guy. He just wanted to make heart eye and protect his crown prince.

Ok so Lang Ying is obviously working with white no face (jun wu), but he's obviously gotta be someone in present day right? I feel like he's too prominent at the moment to not come back in the present.

I'm fucking stupid lol Lang Ying -> Lang Qingqiu. Lang Ying is obviously going to be the first king of Yong'an

Lil soldier kinda disappeared?

Man body horror is gonna be an ongoing theme throughout this huh?

XL is really too pure for this world.

Damnit Qi rong. You and your big mouth

FX - "that brat will definitely grow up to be a good man" bro aren't you the one that kicked him out of the army lol

Oh it's because he's just happy not everyone hates XL 🤣

Hoo boy. 1st half of volume 3 is a doozy. Everyone is getting a big ol helping of trauma and suffering. Hong'er/ Lil soldier breaks my heart when he's telling XL he won't forget him.

Lmfao XL threatening QR with siccing HC on him

I do not like Shi Wudu 😡

Lmfao HC being so extra for his man at the festival he wrote a play and sent up 3k lanterns. Pei ming being all I told you guys HC didn't take XL to be mean 😏

Pei Ming is like that himbo that everyone doesn't like cause he's fucks around, but then you talk to him and he's kinda funny.

Hahahahahaha HC and XLs "first kiss" is killing me. XL pretty much saying he'd stab anyone who did that to him but HC and he's confused about why. Hmm I wonder why XL?

Oh this poor boy lol getting so flustered he's trying to run away only to be caught because he's bleeding from his foot. Poor guy is panicking over his cursed shackle on his ankle isn't he 🥺

I'm so glad the second half of volume 3 is not quite as traumatic as the first.

Dying at everyone thinking that ghost baby is Pei Ming's

I don't like Jun Wu's sword. That's icky

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And then on the flip side, Rouye and E-Ming fighting for XLs attention is adorable lol

Poor Qi Rong being subjected to the torture of watching XL and HC flirt. Maybe if they laid it on a little thicker they could get him to leave the body he's in.

[bigshotspambot]

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[humanpotassium]

Finally getting around to watching good omens s2, so I am going to be typing this as I watch ep 1.... I'm so sorry in advance

Spoilers obviously lol

• ANGEL CROWLEY HOLY FUCK LOOK AT HIM HES BEAUTIFUL🥺

•CROWLEY MADE SPACE?!?!? SO THATS WHY HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO GET AZIRAPHALE TO GO TO ANOTHER PLANET WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WANTS IT TO BE ENJOYED MY HEART

• Opening is stellar as expected 👌

• aziraphale forgiving Maggie's rent do like the darling he is! Wait... does he have to pay rent/taxes? Does aziraphale know about property tax?!? I hope there is a tax evasion plot line

• Crowley is very concerned for the health of ducks and has learned since the 19th century not to feed them bread.

• OH NO POOR GABRIEL HE JUST WANTS A HUG

• "WHO TOLD YOU I WAS NAKED" (is that a garden of eden joke?)

• Maggie and Nina should 100% kiss

• " you know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one person?" O FUck azira's reaction of fear because he thinks Gabe might know about his feelings for Crowley and is trying to catch them ☹️ and also sweet Gabe doesn't remember anything and while I don't know why he is apparently on heavens most wanted list he knows azira is the safest one to go to I am unwell 😭

• Gabe is as delighted by hot chocolate as he should be he is absolutely adorable

• Crowley trying to teach shax how to demon on earth correctly

• Shax is amazing we love shax

• WAIT AZIRA NO BEELZ IS IN THE BOX HOW DID YOU MISS THEM??

• AWW AZIRA ALMOST TOLD GABE HE LOVED HIM BACK POOR BABY

• "James. Long for Jim, short for Gabriel. " I love you, you stupid, stupid man 🥹

• Of course Crowley knows aziras voices

• 6 shots of espresso... Crowley I have never related to you more

• "How's your naked man friend?" OH NO NINA NOW CROWLEY THINKS AZIRA IS CHEATING ON HIM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WELL HE'S NOT NAKED ANYMORE?? AZIRA WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW ITS WORSE!!!??

• Maggie... you sweet darling soul my new otp has crashed and burned

• jim?

•God damn Crowley is in protective mode 😂😂

• US THEY ARE A UNIT

•breakup scene??? No not again I can't do this

• azira just basically chose Gabe over him in his mind... whyyyyyyy

• Crowley trying to calm himself down and failing 🥺 he's trying to human

• oh, this is weird. I just got done watching witcher s3 and seeing Saraqael I immediately was like Fenn! I miss her 😔

• Muriel is precious I would die for them

• WHAT DID GABE DO?!???!

• Crowley is listening to Good Old-fashioned Lover Boy I'm crying

• "oh really? My bad" Crowley you are the biggest sweetest softy I love you

• THEY HAVE AN APOLOGY DANCE I WANT A COMPILATION

• Awww Gabe has friends

• oh...... fuck

Okay this is utterly amazing so far I am delighted!

[arillusionist]

shadow and bone s1 ep 3 live reactionnn

THE ICE?? AM I FINALLY GETTING NINA AND MATTHIAS 🙏🙏

aw no im not

is this that genya girl

oh here we go with the fantasy racism again.......

THE PART ABT SAVING THE QUEEN LMAO?? 😭😭😭

the kanej eye contact 🔥🔥... and then jesper's slight smile HE KNOWSSSS (i watched this scene like 5 times)

heartrender PLEASEEE be nina i cant do this anymore i need my girl 🙏🙏🙏😭😭

NINA??

ITS NINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUGH FINALLY IM NOT BEING DELUSIONAL

SHE LOOKS PERFECT!!! AND SHE ACTS JUST LIKE BOOK NINA TOO 💗💗

pleaseee let her meet the other crows 🥺🥺

THE FIGHT SCENE 🔥🔥

aww she got captured... shes probably gonna meet matthias then?? i think

STOP THE CROWS WERE LITERALLY ONE SECOND LATE THEY COULDVE MET 💔💔💔

milo is coming.... i've heard too much abt him

jesperrr 😭😭

"then what are you" hdhfjfk her reaction is like. every asian american child ever

she just?? did it?? i thought she was gonna struggle a bit at least..???

ok what the Fuck. why the hell did they make zoya racist shes literally half suli herself?? i need white ppl to stop writing poc characters thanks 🙏🙏

they better treat inej better atleast

kaz looks so wrong with milo in his arms lmfaoo

"hes adorable" we all know who ur really talking abt inej.. KIDDING KIDDING

SHUT THE FUCK UP KAZ SHE JUST POURED HER HEART OUT TO YOU ☹️☹️

oh yay nina!!!

omg thats matthias isnt it...

TELL HIM NINA!!! 🔥🔥 ough i feel so bad for her tho seeing it actually feels worse than reading it in the books

im suprised kaz didnt like. punch jesper or smth

the switch between the crows and alina is so funny 😭😭 the crows heading into certain death and then theres alina js living her best life 💖💖

"dont know why she wastes her time pining over him when she could be with me" HELP?? VALID THO 🔥🔥🔥

im js gonna pretend zoya is not racist and shes just jealous 😇😇

i wonder what shes like in the books... honestly im regretting not reading the s&b books first 😭😭 cuz like reading the soc books first helped me love the show characters so much more

i dont like this guy (the library one)

oh ok now i makes more sense how she could just do the power without even trying

for once i dont have anything to say abt the crows section... crazy right!!

these people need to leave alina aloneee omg 💔💔

THE CONDUCTOR TELLING JESPER TO HUG THE GOAT SO HE SHUT UPS LMFAOO 😭😭

hell yeah jesper

are they gonna end every episode on that shot 💀💀

i soo badly want to watch the next one but again!! no rushing this