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grzybjek · 1 year

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for some reason i cant answer this ask directly BUT thank u user @honestlytastygayasstrash for the ask now get ready for the longest post ill ever write. I fucking love talking about my characters.

here they are. my scrimblos. :

Antek, token cis white man of the group: -ISFJ, he/him, age is around 18, listens to ABBA, Queen, Modern Talking, Manaam, Obywatel GC, Lady Pank and Depeche Mode.

(i think i wrote it on his ref sheet but he got his scar by simply tripping over a cupboard as a child. He doesnt tell anyone about this though and always comes up with different stories about how he got the scar. So some people think he got it by winning a bear fight or fighting a drunk old man)

-he is a fucking menace. and i mean it. most insane man on earth that always tries to grab others attention in the most dangerous and stupid ways imaginable. Also uses alcohol as his weapon to look and act more cool and always fails miserably. Hes also very noncommittal and always switches out the people that he talks to after a week, simply because he doesnt feel comfortable with anyone. But he still loves getting attention from others so he keeps getting into these relationships just to drop them later. Theres something different about Bianka and Gabriel though and thats why theyre friends. and I think his pinterest board explains his personality better than i ever will

and some fun facts! hes surprisingly good at cooking and is the only one in the group that knows how to drive a car.

if it comes to Bianka shes my favorite goth woman ever. Here is some info about her: -ENTJ, she/them, is around 17, listens to Siouxsie and the Banshees, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Myslovitz, Republika, Depeche Mode and The Cure.

-Obviously shes recognized mostly for her gothic makeup which I absolutely love drawing. And shes goth herself, and is even in a gothic punk band! The band members include her, as the bassist, Helena as the singer, Janek as the drummer and Antek used to play the keyboard before they kicked him out.

And this is how I imagine them:-) just two alt girls and just some guy. Love them

-Bianka is the most confident out of everyone in the group, even Antek who's all over the place. She knows when to stop talking unlike him though. However her being confident doesnt mean she likes being in the spotlight, in fact, she absolutely hates it. She hates that everyone is always listening to her and whenever she walks in the room all eyes are on her. So most of the times she just wants to hide and spends time in her little circle of friends, but if theres an emergency then shes the first one to intervene. She also has a very weird moral compass just like Helena so theyre best friends, obviously.

Literally her. A fun fact about her is that she has like four Siouxsie and the Banshees posters in her room and owns a golden retriver which I didnt name yet.

oh and i forgot to mention but Bianka has Chinese ancestors and has a lot of chinese facial features that I always fail to draw because I focus on her makeup too much.

The last one is Gabriel, miserable ginger guy whos also the main character of the plot and yet i know so little about him. Im still figuring out his personality honestly. Anyhow:

-ISFP, he/him, age 17, listens to Tame Impala, Gorillaz, The Strokes, MGMT, David Bowie, Dolly Parton and Depeche Mode. All three of them are Depeche Mode fans.

-As I mentioned I know very little about him. But I think hes more of watcher of the world around him than a member of it. He's mostly quiet because he cant figure out when its the best time to speak, unfortunately that also means he keeps his best jokes to himself. Hes also mostly dissociated from the world and tries to be an active member of it so bad that he always ends up doing stupid things or hurting himself in the process. I think its just safe to say hes still figuring out his place in the world, and because the world around him confuses him so much he holds onto safe memories most of the time. Thats why hes a photographer and likes catching all of the important moments of life on camera, its like a comforting feeling for him. Hes also very irrational and a people pleaser but i blame it on his undiagnosed AuDHD honestly.

questionable pinterest board explains his personality well too

-as hes the narrator of the story, its very important to mention hes a queer character. I avoided talking about the queernes of others characters on purpose, since its an important part of their story that i dont want to share yet but without any context ill just say that Gabriel is a trans man and bisexual!

as for fun facts he owns a cat named Felek, really likes green olives and lives with his grandparents. Antek also taught him how to drive a car but he never put that info in use.

AND HERE COMES MY FAVORITE PART!!!! ILL EXPLAIN THE DYNAMIC BETWEEN THEM ALL!!!

starting with Gabriel and Nastka, whom I didnt mention in this post as shes just a side character, its important to know that these two are childhood friends. Theyre not that close anymore, their relationship disappeared as time went on, but they both keep each other in their memories and think about each other a lot. They both nicknamed each other after Dead Poets Society characters too, so Nastka never calls Gabriel by his name, but Todd. Theyre also neighbours and share a balcony. Sometimes they meet there as theyre hanging up clothes to dry and just exchange smiles.

The relationship between Gabriel and Antek is more complicated. They met on a party once and never got to know each other better, but couldnt stop thinking about each other. Gabriel just knows about Antek from Bianka's stories and vice versa, and whenever they meet everyone thinks theyre best friends because of how well they can get along without even knowing a thing about themselves. They always end up dancing together on parties, going on walks at night and talking about their favorite books somewhere in the corner, having deep conversations about their views of life but they never ask each other personal questions and if you ask one of them to say whats their favorite color, they wouldnt know. I like to think the universe never gave them a chance to know each other better because if it did theyd be too powerful together. Maybe if they got to know each other better theyd be more than friends.

Bianka and Anteks relationship is pretty similar to the relationship between Gabriel and Nastka. Theyre also childhood best friends and first met each other in the counselors office in 6th grade as Bianka tried to beat someone up for being mean to Antek, a guy she didnt even know yet. She just needed an excuse to get in a fight with some boys that she didnt like and somehow made a best friend ten minutes later. Since then theyve been on and off, sometimes splitting up for months at a time and going back to each other to spill everything theyve learned while they were away. They always find support in each other even if they cant understand each other that well and are total opposites. Somehow Bianka always finds a way to cheer up Antek, even if shes the one to make him feel bad in the first place.

Antek was the first one to suggest they should make a band, and they tried several times until they ended up with Helena and Janek which I previously mentioned.

And the last one, Bianka and Gabriels dynamic..... its very cute actually. Bianka is the first person to show Gabriel the world around him and introduce him to new possibilities. She showed him goth dance moves and helped him find his taste in music. They met in high school as they sat together in math class and if not Bianka being confident and immediately accepting Gabriel as her friend, hed never speak to her. He probably still thinks shes too cool for him, but is very happy to have her as a friend anyway even if he feels belittled by her sometimes. Feeling belittled is why Gabriel usually doesnt speak to her first and waits until she does it first. They often do sleepovers where they watch all of their favorite movies for the tenth time.

Also they all have friendship bracelets. All three of them.

I dont know what else I could talk about so i think thats all!! Thats still such a long post I hope someone actually reads it. Thank you for asking about them I had so much fun writing this<3

I also purposefully avoided talking about the plot of Migawka because I want to keep it a secret. I really want to write a book or a comic one day with all three of the characters and so I wanna keep the plot to myself until I finish writing.

anyhow, heres migawkas pinterest board.

https://pin.it/7tFnFoH

#promised oc content finally #there is no way grzybjek talks about their ocs

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thedrotter · 1 year

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Giggles and kicks my legs. Soooo .. how about YOU make a headcanon post

OKAY!!!! i actually have. like a. insanely long list for my mother headcanons and have an uncomplete Google docs document on them because im insane but i will make it as short as i can by only taking about mother 2 LMAOOO so imma just add a silly read more thingy here because i am about to info dump so hard

Imma go character by character because ITS JUST CLEANER...

first off silly baseball child ness

Because I'm silly like that I woke up one day and decided he was trans masc. if ness or just any male protagonist in media (looking at you link) could make money out of the amount of people that made headcanons of him not being cis I imagine there'd be alot of cash coming in

I like to think of him as half-latino and knowing spanish because WHY NOT!!! and since every single latinoamerican breathes and cherishes goku HE NEEDS TO BE A DRAGON BALL FAN he would not be accurate latinoamerican representation IF HE WASNT A DRAGON BALL FAN!!!

Out of the whole group I imagine he tries to use PSI as little as possible in his daily life once the whole journey is over, for he is more comfortable living as a normal kid. WILL NOT HESITATE TO USE HEALING POWERS IF NECCESARY but otherwise avoids it (except telepathy on animals because i have this funny thought where he has unintentionally used telepathy his entire life and thats how he knows what animals are saying BUT THOUGHT THIS WAS NORMAL??? once he figures out its not a normal thing he avoids doing it as much with people but he cannot live without knowing what the dawg be saying...

the airhead in the group. he is mostly gut oriented instead of going by brains his brain mgiht as well be a burger

ALSO THE LOUD ONE a very empathetic and easy going boy that gets easily excited about everything and just likes having fun. which means every time he gets a semblance of a negative emotion he will proceed to numb it down and ignore it causing him to just accumulate it😰 LIKE HOW HE HAS TO BEAT DIFFERENT CREATURES AND ENEMIES in his magicant they appear and look down at him for hurting them WHICH MIGHT BE HIM FEELING GUILTY BY THE FACT HE HAS TO DO THAT AND I IMAGINE HE CAN ONLY PULL HIMSELF TO DO SO BY NUMBING THE GUILT DOWN... he's just like look lets lets just get this done😞 what goes on with Pokey ending up on Giygas's side also applies to this but i will not go on detail. because I am writing fanfiction about it and rather not spoiil it😊😊😊😊

the baseball fan ever that practices daily without missing a single day and basically drags Pokey alongside him

and since. i am NORMAL... he's an ENTJ 7w8. i have spent endless hours doing personality tests for these kids i am so normal about them

he has a crush on Paula (which she returns) but is too flustered to admit this so he pretends he is not catching on to her VERY VISIBLE HINTS (she enjoys getting him flustered shes silly like that) because he's nervous about it💀💀💀

anyway PAULA TIME!!!! i am insane so i have provided some backstory for her

I imagine that she awakened her PSI pretty early on and is very gifted around it, and since it is so rare she became very popular in the media at a young age and is essentially a celebrity child. She thought it was very fun initially but she feels pressured to keep a perfect image of herself for she is considered to be a role model which painted an image of someone that wasn't her. She feels very upset about this nowadays and has tightly held onto what is important to her and her true self as to not lose it in attempting to be someone else. She basically has some anger issues out of this because she has gotten used to people not really respecting her boundaries and not being very interested in who she actually is

SHE'S STILL REALLY CARING SHE GENUINELY ENJOYS HELPING OTHERS AND IS THE ONE KEEPING THE TEAM MORALE IN BETWEEN THE FOUR even when she tends to forget taking care of herself sometimes

so yeah she isnt really amused when she's kidnapped SHE JUST GENERALLY HAS LIGHT REACTIONS TO THINGS GOING SOUTH BECAUSE SHE BASICALLY KINDA EXPECTS THAT? despite how much optimism she spreads around she's quite the pessimist (though never voices those thoughts) so she feels very drawn in when Ness is actually genuinely optimistic about everything

loves cute things so much she needs every single big plushie she finds IMMEDIATELY. kirby merch hoarder

generally a sweetheart but very bold and feisty not as much as Kumatora is but she is

if she was in the modern era she'd be a gamer and live breathe minecraft she would be the type of person that gently explains things to her friends on one side but yells when a random stranger in her team is playing horribly

really excited over her frying pan she would have gotten a bat if she didn't think itd be cool if she could use her frying pan as both a weapon and something to warm food up in. like SHE WILL USE IT IN ANY CHANCE POSSIBLE TO FEEL COOL like "Yeah ... give me that cold slice of pizza imma put in the pan . ..." pk fire some random oil she keeps around for thiw specific purpose and there it is it makes her so happy

AS I PREVIOUSLY MENTIONRD SHES VERY STRAIGHTFOWARD ABOUT HER FEELINGS FOR NESS EVERYONE KNOWS IT SHE IS NOT TRYING TO HIDE IT AT ALL but does not directly confess because she likes teasing Ness. she finds it amusing when he gets flustered about it and pretends he isn't catching on

ESFP 2w3 hehehehehehehe

now Jeff he's my favorite out of the four so his is probably going to be stupidly way longer because he's silly like that

not the usual type of shy who hides from people and stutters a lot I IMAGINE HE JUST GETS REALLY AWKWARD AND SPEAKS AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AND ENDS UP SOUNDING REALLY FORMAL BY ACCIDENT. He will respond to you just in very few words if some stranger suddenly starts talking to him he basically freezes up and fights internally to even say a word because he does not know how to do conversations

He's very knowledgeable in many different things and if you ask him about anything he'll answer VERY NONCHALANTLY AND SHORTLY AS IF HE DOES NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND THE SUBJECT WHEN HE IN FACT, DOES. HE SIMPLY IS NOT INTERESTED. but then you bring up inventions and guns and he will provide you a full rambling session with visual examples test runs different things to reference to for different concepts he's mentioning and every single minute detail. THERE HE ACTUALLY GETS EXCITED LIKE HE ISN'T SHY AT ALL THERE

cannot for his life comprehend social cues or idioms he takes things very literally and doesn't assume there's any hidden meaning HE'S BETTER AT THINGS THAT ARE LOGICALLY ANSWERED THAN ANYTHING SOCIAL. so yes Tony can accidentally drop a hint that he's crushing on him and DESPITE JEFF FEELING THE SAME WAY, he'll be like hm thanks tony cool I'm sure that is a very best friend thing to say i do not think there are any romantic implications here....

has an inferiority complex over the fact people credit his skills to be coming from his father (who he basically HARDLY KNOWS OR REMEMBERS SEEING PHYSICALLY BEFORE THE PROPHECY) and not to his own efforts!!! he's constantly compared to him and is expected to have the same amount of genius he does so Jeff tends to overwork himself at times to reach this standard.

has tested million types of coffee to see which one keeps him awake at night the best— but hates coffee! he prefers tea. friends assume he likes coffee because of how mcuh he drinks it he does not

oh yeah as i implied has a big fixation towards inventions and guns. he just thinks they're inteesting as hell he wasn't one to use them he just thought they were rad as hell and he WILL recognize specific ones if shown even a peak of one. he cannot live without being 100% up to date with every single type of gun in existence he needs to know all about them and understand how they work and does elaborate dissections into how they're built

even if shy once comfortable with the rest of the team he actually is one to occasionally tease them and joke around sometimes HE HAS THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH NESS WHERE THEY ARE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO ANNOY EACH OTHER without actually annoying in each other idk how you call it but they just playing around they silly like that

type of person who's face turns red at even the slightest embarassment it just happrns really easily

im not even gonna lie to you he's essentially me irl i needed a character to project myself into so i dont feel bad about not being good at social cues and at anything that is not my main interest

OH YEAH HE'S THE TALLEST HE'S VERY LANKY BUT HE'S THE TALLEST he's confused to be older than he actually is a lot of the time

i almost forgot— ISTP 5w4

NOW POO!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

Initially took things very seriously and remained stone faced for a while but ironically became the one that made the most jokes out of everything and has a very contagious laugh— he still takes things more seriously than the rest and is the one that keeps everyone focused when it's important but is now able to relax a lot more

REALLY CHARISMATIC. LIKE HE'S AMAZING AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE EVEN IF HE PREFERS SOLITUDE.

loves animals and animals love him once found a dog and was very sad when he couldn't take him along in the journey... HE GENUINELY JUST SITS DOWN AND SPEAKS TO ANIMALS VERY CASUALLY LIKE hello sweet little dog. how are you doing on this fine saturday. awesome😊.. AND DOES MAGIC TRICKS FOR THEM😭😭😭 He's the disney princess of the group animals will just come to him and be nice to him birds sing along to this boy existing AND HE'LL BE LIKE OH, THIS IS NORMAL, while the rest of the group is just dumbfounded by rhat

i think he'd be quite tech illiterate as he spends most of his time concentrating on his training he really didn't pay much mind to technology (he preferred putting time into working on himself instead of wasting it trying to properly understand technology). BUT HE'S DOING HIS BEST HE IS INTRODUCED TO ARCADE GAMES AND THANKS TO FRIENDS BECOMES HOOKED he was a little lost but hes okay

becomes good friends with jeff because both felt like the odd one in the team at some point and come from very different backgrounds than ness and paula did THEYRE GOOD BUDDIES

He speaks multiple languages very well, but since english is not his first language he feels a bit lost sometimes when with friends. So doing his best effort he brings A WHOLE DICTIONARY WITH HIM AT ALL TIMES like these four will find a word not a single one of them knows and Poo will be there like. dont worry guys i got this AND PULLS OUT HIS DICTIONARY😭😭😭😭 DUDE'S READING THE ENTIRE THING TO PROPERLY UNDERSTAND HIS FRIENDS😭😭 picks magazines for english so he doesn't have to ask them every single time he's lost and to keep at the same pace they do

might be noticeable already but POO'S A TOTAL SWEETHEART HE DOES NOT MIND SAYING THE MOST SWEETEST AND CARING WORDS EVER KNOWN TO MAN and is very confused when one of the 4 cries in emotion because his words are very nice. THAT'S JUST NORMAL FOR HIM HE'S JUST LIKE THAT JUST NATURALLY VERY VERY NICE AND KIND no one can beat him on being very nice

Sometimes the only sane one in the group he is silly, but he balances the silly properly he knows when to save the silly for later

talking about him being good with people if you need to distract someone NO PROBLEM and he just does it really well DOES MAGIC TRICKS!!!! he likes doing his silly little tricks it's something he learned on the side from his training he loves seeing how people react to them

oh yeah the shortest and is confused to be younger than he is sometimes when he's the oldest in the group. basically Jeff backwards but Jeff isnt the youngest

...infj 8w9

NOW YOUD BE LIKE DAMN MICHAEL THATS A LOT OF TEXT ALREADY YOU SPENT AN HOUR WRITING THIS (yes its been an hour i think i i dont know ive been writing this since you asked when was it HELP) BUT I AM NOT DONE. I AM NOT DONE!!!

JUST JUST A FEW MORE FOR OTHER PEOPLE ASIDE FROM THE CHOSEN 4 BECAUSE i need an excuse to talk abojt tony he's my favorite favorite I could make an essay on his character

I like to think Tracy is super smart and is so smart that she's a few school grades (whatever you call um idk um school years?) ahead of what she would be for her age for it. EVEN THOUGH SHES LIKE 9 she's smarter than ness thats for sure and she mentions this but he's silly so he still needs to be the cool older brother regardless so he ignores that she's smarter GIRLIE GOT A JOB AND HE WAS LIKE TRACY WHAY ARE YOU DOING ON THE ESCARGO EXPRESS LIKE YOU ARE 9😭😭😭

i dont actually have any particular Pokey headcanon besides him being interested in tech because of mother 3 BECAUSE HE FEELS VERY FLESHED OUT ALREADY AT LEAST TO ME SO I DONT FEEL THE NEED TO DO AN ENTIRE BLOCK OF HEADCANONS FOR HIM I REALLY LIKE HIS CHARACTER THOUGH best i got possibly just enters theory territory instead

AND ABOUT TONY!!! like in the game he's a very earnest and good kid. I imagine he's seen as someone very sociable and easy to get along with to his peers LIKE HE WILL DO ANYTHING TO HELP EVERYONE FEEL INCLUDED and does an extra effort to get Jeff friends and for people to understand and like him like he be taking him to some of his other friends like. THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!! and theyre like Tony rhis is the sevenrh time you introduced him TONY IS THE MAIN REASON JEFF HAS ANY OTHER FRIENDS IN SNOW WOOD

tony sucks at science like really bad he's not good at anything scientific process like and would be bad at remembering them...IF HE DIDN'T TAKE THE EFFORT TO MANUALLY REMEMBER THEM BECAUSE JEFF IS THE ONE TELLING HIM. he be sitting there absorbing all that information and casually mentioning it here and there so Jeff gets really excited about it. ASIDE FROM THAT HE'S ACTUALLY GOOD AT MATH AND IT GAINED HIM A SCHOLARSHIP AT SNOW WOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE WHICH I IMAGINE IS VERY PRESTGIOUS

hes just a very hardworking kid in general THOUGH HE'S VERY CLUMSY AT TIMES. he's seen as the funny guy he cracks out jokes for everyone to laugh at people just generally like him a lot

sprta silly because lil dude is so honest and good natured he has to fight so hard to tell a lie. he's quite naive and easily forgives people WHICH OF COURSE HE'S LIKE 12 OF COURSE HE'S LIKE THAT BUT HE'S MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE

anyway im not makikg thisbany longer its already scary enough I AM SORRY. . .....I DID NOT WANT IT TO BE THIS LONG. . ..im very thankful you asked but ay the same time i feel obligated to ask for forgiveness at how long ive rambled for I just I just love this game I COULD DO MORE BUT NAW💔💔💔

#not art #headcanons #THANKS FOR ASKING BY THE WAY!!!!! I GOT TO RAMBLE!!!#I am so sorry to every one of my followers for this one #honestly it wasnt my plan to expose myself as the guy that rambles a lot that i am and was planning to keep myself short wirh my art only #but oh well #i think this is fine too #when did you ask help me i dont remember how long ive spent writing this I BEGAN WRITING SINCE YOU ASKED AND FINISHED JUST NOW HELPPP

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randomfoggytiger · 1 year

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SKINmanNER, The Bald and the Beautiful

Skinner is undeniably an ENTJ, known as the Chief or the Executive. He easily commands a room, implements a plan for a group to carry out, and cuts the fat from the bones so everyone's life can work as efficiently as humanly possible (his way of showing he cares.) But that's not all there is to him-- Skinman likes to party and to party well. He's beholden to no one but himself while preaching the rules to others; and he is paranoid of the loyalties of others, never revealing his true self until he has complete trust in the other person.

No wonder he succeeded in the suspiciously paranoid, gray-area world of the X-Files.

SKINNER

The ENTJ brain is divided into eight main functions--

The Hero Function: The most effortless of all the functions, the 1st function of an ENTJ is their Thinking Extroverted (or Te) Function-- it is distilled rationality: organization, routine, processes, and implementation of those processes. For an ENTJ, their Te is so dominant that it leads them to the top of the food chain, becoming Master and Commander of any situation requiring leadership; and it helps them to "mindread" the intent behind the actions of everyone around them. This ability is able to sniff out a rat in the ranks; and it is very unlikely they will be blinded or duped by the shenanigans of other devious parties.

Te strives to make others less stupid: in the ENTJ's case, it gives them unmitigated strength to assess a functioning system, hunt out its weaknesses, and flawlessly cut out the weak links in the chain of command, allowing boots to hit the ground and leading to better organization and successful results.

The drawback to Te is that it is not independent thought (like Introverted Thinking, Ti for short-- see Mulder's Type post here): it's rationale gathered from other sources-- data, studies, opinions, etc.-- and can be easily swayed by group think. This can quickly turn into an exploitable weakness if everyone around them says one thing, even if the facts and evidence points to another.

They can, however, be saved from staying in their agreeable bubbles if challenged by a different opinion/belief/truth that is backed up by compelling or undeniable evidence. If this new information passes their trial by fire test, it will be integrated into their system. However: if you bring them new information but without sufficient evidence to pass their tests, ENTJs will write you off as untrustworthy, ignorant, and not worth their time.

Thinking Extroverted also CRAVES credentials and recognition. It drives ENTJs to top leadership positions, to attain titles or wealth, and to be publicly and personally respected and admired for their achievements (even taking pride in being credited in a horrible movie.)

The Parent Function: This function is second in the cognitive stack of eight; and serves as one's personal responsibility, duty fulfillment, and a pessimistic checkmate to the Hero Function's single-minded goals. For this Type, their Parent Function is Introverted Intuition (Ni for short), which is all about personal wants, achievements, and the singular focus on their own path forward. ENTJs want things and are highly impulsive with purchasing decisions-- most ENTJs realize that, while they lack self-discipline, they have insane willpower: they may covet that amazing new sports car, but they can't afford it so they WON'T get it. Ni Parent leads and guides them with freedom of choice: ENTJs can easily self-regulate; but if they are robbed of the freedom to make that choice, their willpower shrivels and dies, and they internally follow suit.

Ni also gives ENTJs the willpower to achieve the aims of their Te Hero-- the gain of recognition and glory. It pushes them to the top, fueling them to overcome any obstacle and tackle any problem, no cost too high and no setback too great. (Ex. A lot of women at the top of their career fields in male dominated spaces are usually ENTJs who were unintimidated by the odds stacked against them. These types are also statistically the most monetarily successful of the sixteen types, turning every opportunity into a benefit or boon.) They want to earn their own way, and expect others to do so, too.

To them, time is money, and to disrespect their time is to disrespect them. Most of their time is sacrificed to the pursuit or researching and developing their processes and workflows for themselves and others-- utilizing their Te Hero, they reduce giant task loads to manageable bites and delegate them to team members or others in their lives so that a giant project (whether professional or personal) can be eaten away in record time. They leave nothing up to chance, carefully organizing each step to the top: everything is carefully planned, controlled, and carried out. If you waste their precious allotted seconds, minutes, and hours, you awaken their Se Child rage's wrath: they WILL let you know how upset they are, usually by yelling or reading you the riot act.

The Child Function: Up to now, ENTJs seem like extremely intense people; but that is only because their two dominant function tag-team with each other to achieve hyper-competent goals. Sensing Extroverted (or Se for short) Child, however, is where an ENTJ comes out to play: they are constantly focused on giving someone a good time. When they can afford to spend lavishly or expensively, ENTJs will buy the biggest and the best--spa experiences at home, the biggest sports cars, the most expensive clothes, and luxury to the gills. (He will only EVER show this to someone who has earned his wavering and suspicious trust over and over and over-- see his Critic Function section below-- so it is a rare person indeed who is given the privilege of that peek into his inner self.

This function gives them an exquisite artistic bent, an ability which helps them choose the best gifts imaginable. They love lavishing people with experiences in an almost childish, optimistic way-- throwing surprise birthday parties, doling out special favors, and always seeking new ways to hand out amazing experiences. Although their Ni Parent is unlikely to spend constantly on others, their presents are unforgettable, whether it be monetary, experiences, or amazing favors they pull to save your hide. They will go to great lengths with their generosity, but ONLY to those who have earned said unwavering trust. (Skinner did send Mulder and Scully on a couple's trip in Arcadia, recommended their work to Wayne Federman for a movie, and saved Mulder from his own actions time and time again-- Ascension, Paper Hearts, Folie a Deux, etc.)

Se Child is used to gauge other's lifestyle and work methods so that an ENTJ can implement better routines with their Te Hero; and it's also used to gauge the loyalty of their trusted friend group, peeking into their lives and activities and constantly assessing them with loyalty checks. ENTJs CANNOT live life without loyalty; and if they spend all of their time (which is valuable) and money (which is a resource) and trust (which is not given lightly) on others only to be used, that person will be cut out from their life. They need to be told they are valued and appreciated for their efforts towards others, because no one usually will.

The Inferior Function: The 4th function is where a simultaneous vain and painfully insecure pressure point lies. ENTJs have Introverted Feeling (Fi for short), which is all about their internal morals, beliefs, and convictions. It's where their self-expression and artistic bent (discussed in the above Se Child section above) and their incredible fear of not being moral enough stems from. Fearing that they are bad and that they lack principles, ENTJs are always seeking to improve themselves for the sake of those they value and care for, to be a better leader, friend, and loved one. Their ability to be the most altruistic of all the sixteen types is unmatched; and they strive to pair it with their Se Child's altruism and change the lives of those around them in extraordinary and tangible ways. It can almost seem immature with the lengths they go to give and have a good time; and most of the time, others write off ENTJs as either too childish and immature or too cold and uncaring.

Both of these accusations stab ENTJs to the core; and, unfortunately, these types are the most prone to being hurt by this callous disregard and shutting up that sensitive, sympathetic side to focus only on their own interests and future. This then becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy: others assess and criticize an ENTJ at face value as selfish, which wounds them and turns off their altruistic giving faucet, which leads others to point fingers and proclaim themselves to have been right. All in all, they need a hug, a pat on the back, and assurance that they ARE good people and that they ARE doing their best. Their fear is relieved by reassurance.

The Nemesis Function: The 5th function is where someone's worry or concern lies; and for an ENTJ, it rests in their Introverted Thinking (Ti for short.) Ti is distilled logic ("if this, then that", "true/false", etc.); and it makes an ENTJ worried that they "don't know." ENTJs are executors and team managers, not ideas men-- and they are keenly aware of this hole in their armor. This leads them to question their own intelligence constantly, doubting what they do know and if it's even correct while leaning heavily on the second opinions and outside sources from others to give them a complete picture.

The Critic Function: The 6th function's purpose is to be on high alert from attacks from others as well as being open to criticism for self-improvement. Extroverted Nemesis is always worried it will be betrayed by others, especially those closest to them. ENTJs are constantly afraid someone will backstab them, which leads to emotional detachment and focus more on work than personal relationships (creating another self-fulfilling prophecy of being too "unemotional" and "cold" and earning themselves the reputation of being uncaring and callous.)

They have an intense fear of being abandoned; so, they preempt rejection by shutting themselves off, leading to the breakdown of their personal relationships and leaving them with casual relationships that provide no warmth or fulfillment. However: if they meet someone who earns their trust and never breaks it, ENTJs snag them and never let them go (professionally and personally.) With maturity, they realize that the world isn't out to get them; and that, if they open up, others will be there to support them.

The Trickster Function: The 7th function is the weakest blind spot of the Type's function. In this case, Introverted Sensing (Si for short)-- which is responsible for personal comfort, duty, and long-term memories and traditions-- prevents ENTJs from remembering anything. They constantly forget everything without realizing they've forgotten, like important dates or anniversaries or consequential moments that were important to someone else in their life. ENTJs also don't have a sense of duty to anyone other than their own moral code (willing to cover up a government operation with bees to win a cure for cancer), and the "should"s that others tell them to do are highly subjective and ignored if they believe they can (or should) do better (i.e. hiding a wanted man in your apartment because one of your agent's trusts you with his side mission.) The impulsivity of their Se Child can run rampant with their Trickster Function, leading ENTJs to do really willful, stupid decisions in the moment that can tie their hands in the next-- which is why the willpower of their Ni Parent is so important to develop as they mature (so they don't "inhale", marry succubuses, and sleep with murdered prostitutes.) It's important for them to keep totems to remember the important moments in their lives-- wedding rings, for example, mean more than just a symbol of their vows: it's also a key that unlocks the specifics of their wedding day, the specifics of which would have been lost to time. When a loved one dies, the part they filled in an ENTJ's life is gone forever, and with that the memories, in-jokes, laughter, and love the two shared fades forever, whether an ENTJ wants it to or not.

The Demon Function: The most powerful of the functions, this 8th slot is filled with Extroverted Feeling (Fe for short.) ENTJs are not aware how others feel-- in fact, they're so disconnected from that awareness that others conclude they don't feel. This leads to anger and coldness, repeating that oft repeated cycle in the above paragraphs. All they need is for someone to correct their behavior with unavoidable proof and they will immediately integrate these reproofs and change. It's not their natural inclination to care for others in the way society deems appropriate, preferring to lavish gifts and experiences with their Se Child rather than hugging and soothing and being emotionally available. If they are continually critiqued and shoved and pushed to prove they're uncaring, ENTJs will kill their enemies with kindness: they will set up an experience for that person seemingly in their favor, with attention to the smallest details-- and when their enemy is complacent, the ENTJ will rip the carpet from under them and reveal that the whole thing was a set up to expose their antagonist.

In Summary

Skinner's two dominant functions-- Te Hero and Ni Parent-- drive him to the top of every ladder he wants to climb. He earns status, gains achievement, and naturally gravitates to leadership roles while commanding a room's respect. His strong demeanor hides his child-like enthusiasm for the finer things in life; and his paranoia of betrayal keeps that side of himself locked up tight unless he has complete trust in the person he confides in. His memory is terrible, and he is often wildly misinterpreted as either too cold because of his emotional reticence or too stupid because of his outsourcing. Yet, Skinman is the powerhouse of the cell when it comes to operations, task forces, administration-- even sorting out personal dynamics outside of professional situations for those he cares about. When his loyalty is given, it is given wholeheartedly; and he will go to ANY lengths to help those he trusts, believes in, and cares for.

Thanks for reading~

Enjoy!

Disclaimers: This is a self-assessed analysis. This information is not based on the abominable MBTI system (which has been butchered from its original Jungian typology since ~WWII); instead, it’s a combination between the works of Jung’s type psychology, Dr. Linda Berens’ Communication styles, Dr. Dario Nardi’s EEG brain scans and compiled research, and others’ data and practices as accrued and simplified by CSJoseph. This system is based only on the Nature side of Nature/Nurture; and each “Type” is not a “box” to fit everyone into– simply a tool to help understand the basics of the human mind that science has only begun to fathom in its limited scope.

#txf #x-files #Types #analysis #mine #SKINNER The Bald and the Beautiful #Skinner #Skinman #Typing #MBTI #but not #ENTJ #xfiles #the x files #xf meta

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feisaru · 2 years

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I have 2 questions: - What got you into Inazuma Eleven and into shipping SaruFei and -What is your MBTI?

I like those two asks a lot! I've been waiting for someone to ask me about it for ages. Thank you!

First, about my MBTI. I am one pretty solid INTJ, I have a tendency to lean towards ENTJ in certain aspects tho. (As a little trivia on the side: I'm interested in MBTI and so have been researching functions etc. for quite some time now)

What got me into IE?

Simple. My brother. Summer 2018, he was always watching that annoying soccer show on TV at our grandparents' house, always asking me to come join him. And you know what? One day, I did, and it was one of the best decisions throughout my entire life. The show (only the first season back then) grew onto me rapidly, especially its lovable characters. Heck, IE had me in such a chokehold that I even played soccer with my brother bc of it. At the very beginning, Afuro was living in my head rent-free. He specifically helped me through some very rough times and I will never forget that. He will always be dear to my heart. I did get "out of" IE at some point for reasons, but I always wound up coming back to it cause turns out, no other franchise has ever quite given me as much comfort as this one. Across the last few years, I've been always returning to it with my thoughts whenever it got especially bad. I'm glad I managed to properly come back to it and have it be a big part of my everyday life (hyperfixation be damned (very lovingly)).

Now, imo, Chrono Stone deserves a honorary mention. The CS game (and later the anime) made me feel approximately ten times better than the rest of IE, and that's something. Long story short, I picked up the game from the store the first time I was into IE right after I had done research and learned that this franchise is actually based on games. There was no other game there, so I thougt this would do, too. Then I didn't touch it until 2021. The reason I started playing it was that I desperately needed to escape reality and CS succeeded at distracting me excellently. Coming home in the evening to open my Nintendo was the single highlight of my day.

How did I become insane over Sarufei?

Good question, anon. I cannot really pinpoint the moment it happened, but I can tell you it was pretty quick. Their first bits together already caught my attention in the most brain-tickling way possible, like this one:

The CS manga panel where they let Saryuu cry after he lost and Fei reassures him played into that too (I bought the manga solely for that, but turns out it was overall good). I could go on and on about their psychological aspects that spoke to me right off the bat, but I'll spare you that. Before I knew it, I was trying to search out content of them at 3 am on a week day (good content of them is pretty hard to come by with, in my experience at least). My head was really really really full of them, as it is now as well. They're pretty much the reason I picked up drawing & content creating again after years. The first thing I did after I finished playing CS was draw them and create a social media account so I can post it, so I can find someone to talk about them to. I had to channel how unhinged I'm over them somehow. They're also the reason I still keep on drawing. They make so fucking ill and I'm rotating them in my head at all times.

In conclusion, thanks for letting me go wild through text although this is by far not the best thing I've ever written

(I have. So much to say its jarring but sharing my stuff makes me anxious sometimes nonetheless)

#feisaru receives asks #i wanted an excuse to talk about this for so long #its good nobody will ever see this too #if u got any more questions come at me anon #ask #anon #also just quickly about their shipname #solely bc i felt like talking abt it #feisaru prolly #fits what i think of them a little better #at least as far as others peoples method of composing ship #names goes #fei is the one much more comfy with the idea of them being affecionate with each other in the beginning #but sarufei is the name im used to #and its a name i keep close to my heart as well #the thing is who cares about who gets the front of the shipname and who the back?? it doesn't matter #esp when the power dynamic evens out more eventually #still feisaru does sound very nice. that's why i'm now polluting that tag with my drawings too #my brain is a bit tired after the past week #loads of humans loads of walking not too much sleep and freetime. yeah #forced to be out with my class yk the drill #feisaru #heh #sorry for the choppy tags read them like theyre not choppy #i always go insane whenever i get asks

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Hey I was wondering if you still do f1 ships and if you do if you vould do one for me? if not thats totally fine:)) I'm Hannah, and i live in the north countryside of germany ( its just fucking cold and windy but i like it). At the moment i still go to school and completing my degree to go to university afterwards. I am a pretty competitive and ambitious person hence why i go to private school and aspire to be an academic in the future. Thise personality quiz things tell me i am ENTJ -A and a Ravenclaw. Grey eyes, dark blondehair, around 179 cm, the stereotipical german look. I like to read, listen to vinyls and go out with my friends. I am obsessed with history, but more like mythology and literature. My entire family has been in the car industry for generations but not only f1 but more like oldtimers and all that. I hope this was enough information :)) Have a wonderful day <33

Hiya! I'm sorry if it's late. Hope you like it!

I ship you with: Alex Albon

I think that you and Alex could be a really good match. Plus, he's tall hehe. But I feel that you two would complement each other, he's a goofy guy and he would really calm you whenever you are with your competitive mood. And you would help him with all the competitive side of racing, cheering him.

"Hey, babe, you will come to my race right?" he called you. "I need my number one fan"

He would be with you while you study, calming you whenever you stress about the exams. He will make sure to be by your side, or if he is at the other side of the world while racing, he will be calling you when he's free.

"Woah, woah, love. Don't stress, alright? You are amazing, you can with this. Fuck that teacher, he's an asshole and you know that"

I'm sure you and Alex will watch every show or movie about mythology. Thor? Check. Percy Jackson? Check. Vikings? Check. And the cutest thing is that you two will have name of gods as nicknames, one different each day.

"Oh, come on! Enjoy the movie, just enjoy Chris Hemsworth being Thor even if he was actually redheaded and Tom Hiddleston being Loki!"

He would really love going to your family house because your father would always show him the cars. One of the things that your father made him like Alex was that he's a driver.

"Oh god, your father let me drive that amazing car! It's insane!"

#f1 #formula 1 #f1 ships #f1 imagine #alex albon #alex albon x reader #alex albon ship #alex albon imagine

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coffeeshoptalkks · 3 years

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the NTs as seen by a (dumbass) entp

because its been a while and i’ve found more people to psychoanalyze :)

pt. 1 (all 16)

ENTJ:

still haven’t met many more of you

probably cause i avoid you like the plague

sorry not sorry

this is pOtentially my major advisor

if so, much love my guy, you’re also like 65 so aren’t having many of the problems a 20 year old ENTJ would be having

actually now that i’m typing this hes most likely an ENTJ

Te / Ni / Se / Fi

only thing that throws me off is the Se/Si cause I’ve seen him use the same thing over and over again

but he doesn’t strike me as an ESTJ/ISTJ

that man is walking NT

actually, yeah, 100% an ENTJ

also potentially a 8w?

idk

the man doesn’t take bullshit and damn do i appreciate that

hes a hardass but fair and my entp 8w7 ass respects the living hell out of that

i will say however, that this is a mentorship / mentee relationship and that a lot of this dynamic works because of that inherent power dynamic and also my great amount of respect to him

outside of that and also that hes older so obviously more developed functions idk how well it would work between peers

but as a mentor? fantastic

INTJ

by now i have met 4 of you

3 of them are women

the statistics on that are fking insane

anyway

still love and adore you

still having a Fe/Fi problem when you start looping / are underdeveloped (its a IXTJ thing in general tbh)

one of the INTJs is about 10 years older than me, works in finance, (Ni makes it a fantastic fit, its patterns and intuition of the stock market i mean come oN)

shes incredibly interesting because i absolutely adore her, def more on the introvert introvert side, but also shes married to an ESFP?

fun story, a different INTJ i now live near had a tiny crush on an ESFP for a hOt second until he decided to be fucking stupid and go crashing into an Fi hell

granted hes super unhealthy and nobody likes him so take that as you will

its just what happens with unheathy Fi, no hate to ESFPs, they get enough as is

anyway

INTJ and ESFP

i don’t exactly understand the appeal of the relationship, the INTJ is the one holding it together (enneagram 9 like? stepping down and self-forgetting to keep the peace) but i’ve known both these people for so long and they wouldn’t have gotten married (or stay dating for upwards of 8 years) if they didn’t genuinely care about each other

i’ve seen two out of four of you in an Ni/Fi grip and its kinda yikes tbh

like, for one of you i just feel straight up bad for and the other one i want to hit over the head with some Fe (in my defense his sister was dying and he didn’t want to go see her cause like... it hurt too much?.. like, my guy.)

but the sisters better(ish) and hes back to normal so chilling

other INTJ is just straight up fking depressed rip my gal i love you

and then we have one normal one hanging around

tbh the largest problem here is the Fe/Fi difference especially when the INTJ doesn’t accommodate other people (and sometimes me)

my own growth of Si and Fe has def shifted that as i now have a chronic medical condition and im like. gUys just get up and get me some water it is not that difficult i am literally ill lol

more on that in the ISTJ section

ENTP

INTP turned ENTP lol

not actually

had an interesting mistype earlier with a friend

the friggin toxic empathy made me think inferior Fe but it turns out thats just *trauma* and his Fe is really damn high so its an interesting balance

ADORE

YOU

ENTP 8w7 sp/sx and ENTP 2w3 sx/so

i know this isn’t enneagram but now it is lol

i don’t particularly worry about him cause i know he’ll be fine

i love him

hes fantastic

we kind of enable each other but not really

its a really nice dynamic, would highly recommend

INTP

i found oneeeee (twoooo cause i didn’t look at this for six months and am now continuing it cause im meeee)

so turns out the person i thought was an INTP was just an ENTP and don’t mind both of us being clowns, sometimes it happens

this intp was fking impossible to type

bounced around with INTP for a while, then somebody suggested ISFJ with an Ne grip that i entertained for like 2 minutes and then i had a good good good convo with her today and was like

okay

INTP

we got it

the problem with typing her was the developed Fe

the argument for ISFJ was (1 INTP/ENTP and ISFJ share the same function stack) and 2. a developed Fe

turns out that just what happens with good parenting lol

what i’m assuming is some kind of IXFJ mother?

i’m an ENTP with an ISFJ mom and thats about 85% of the reason my Fe is developed

and because Ne has got to connect everything and also our dynamics with out mothers have some similar characteristics i’m starting to put two and two together

might be a post on that later we’ll see

fucking

funny

does crazy shit (not actually, just shoving face into cake) when kind of stressed out or anything

the Si tertiary is a personality quirk rather than something really problematic

she just refuses to get venmo and we all give her shit for it but its not causing overt problems and there are just a few other hills that she will die on

thats the difference between tertiary Si and inferior Si, no matter how developed

second one :)

immediate click with him tbh

easiest INTP to spot too

i really do think that part of it is the fact that hes a male and wasn’t really *hiding* his XNTX kinda quirky social awkwardness

idk, hes got the same tritype as me for enneagram so a really easy mirror spotting thing

we shouldn’t be left alone after 10pm cause we’ll start typeracing with an INFP instead of studying for bio

love you guys

#mbti #entp #intp #entj #intj #mbti humor #mine #cstks

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deviliciousdev · 4 years

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✨MBTI Types as Movie Characters🎥

The Diplomats🎙✊ (NFs)

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ENFJ, The Protagonist

Professor Xavier // The X-Men Franchise

A franchise based on a fictional minority who struggles to fight for their rights and even their lives seems the perfect place to find an ENFJ at its core. Whether it's Patrick Stewart's older more suave performance or James Mcavoy's young passionate and fervent, Professor X, you can really see an ENFJ in their element. While even mundane everyday life can be brighten and motivated by Protagonists, they truly shine within struggle. Professor X's leadership skills are only a small part of his ENFJ aura. His ability to to understand and help each of his students and X-men is an ENFJ super power of their own. One act that comes not from a desire to be liked by others, but a genuine want to better other's lives. The passion and vigor portrayed especially by James Mcavoy's younger Xavier, is another clear indicator of a Protagonist. And I think we can all agree only an ENFJ would be lying at the feet of one of the most powerful villains ever imaginable without their powers OR wheelchair while half their team is out of the fight and STILL not loose hope or belief in their cause or their people. [see X-Men: Apocalypse]

Bonus:

ENFP, The Campaigner

Captain James T. Kirk // The Star Trek Trilogy

While William Shatner's OG Kirk from the original series and that timeline's movie series, is probably more of an ENTJ, Chris Pine's rendition of the iconic Captain James T. Kirk in the new Star Trek Movies is absolutely an ENFP. Based around an alternate timeline, we see a different Kirk, one who grew up without a father and rough and lonely childhood. Not that this is a recipe for creating an ENFP, but it's a very different life than the OG Kirk had, making it clear this is set in an alternate timeline. In the first installment we see a very immature and unhealthy version of an ENFP. Kirk gets into bar fights by making smart remarks at a few Starfleet cadets, sleeps with random women, and unwittingly hits on his future Communications Officer. Through the movie he goes from so many different positions aboard the Enterprise (at one point even being shot out in an escape pod and stranded on a remote ice planet) it would make your head spin. This chaotic plot line shows Kirk's character development into becoming Captain. It's in the second and third installments we see a healthy ENFP in their prime. Kirk continuously puts the welfare of his crew and even a society of tribe like aliens, above his own. His "gut feelings" are usually in support of ideas that seem insane and dangerous to his first officer, Spock, (a definite INTJ) though always for a good or necessary cause and these ideas always work out one way or another. Kirk's deep care for his crew, chaotic actions, hilarious and utterly charming demeanor, and unbridled enthusiasm, makes him a fantastic portrayal of the Campaigner.

Bonus:

INFJ, The Advocate

Remus Lupin // The Harry Potter Film Series

One of the best characters in the world famous fantasy book/movie series, David Thewlis does a fantastic job at capturing the INFJ that is Hogwart's defense against the dark arts teacher/werewolf. While Remus was only a teacher at the school of witchcraft and wizardry for a single year, he was one of the most impactful on the protagonist's character development. The teaching position of defense against the dark arts changes with every movie, usually aiding in the continuing plot line, and Remus is without a doubt the best one at the job. Not only does he become a mentor to Harry, but we also see him give each of his students (not just the famous ones) his full attention. The rare Advocates (only making up 2% of the population) have their own magical ability of sorts, in where they can intuitively read those around them and find what will help/inspire them; sometimes seeing something in that person, the person may not even see in themselves. Remus opts for a style of teaching that is best for each individual and doesn't rely on traditional conformity. In the third movie (his debut) we see the professor use a magical trunk that harbors a bogart, a magical entity that will transform into your worst fear. In his first lesson, he not only teaches his students to confront their worst fear in a safe environment (as he's by their side), but also teaches them to turn it into something ridiculous. While giving the young witches and wizards some truly INFJ wisdom. By barring the realistic nature of fear itself, he explains that even though fear will always remain with you that doesn't mean it can't be beaten or overcome. His vital role in the later movies as the voice of reason and the voice that always values the humanitarian principle (standing up for what's right), while still struggling to battle his own demons (lycanthropy of a corporeal nature) and never making it about himself, is a level of emotional organization Advocates do as second nature. With Lupin's wise diction, tranquil cadence, inner battles, and emotional intuition, he makes the perfect candidate for the INFJ spot on this list.

Bonus:

INFP, The Mediator

Luna Lovegood // The Harry Potter Film Series

Another beloved character from the Wizarding Franchise, one of Harry's closest comrades, played by Irish born actress Evanna Lynch, the soft spoken Ravenclaw is a fantastic embodiment of a Mediator. She maintains a special and pivotal role in Harry's life. While he has Hermione to give him captain obvious analytical slaps in the face and Ron to serve as a reliable and dependable comrade; Luna provides Harry with much needed breaks from the intensity of the on going events, honest answers, and genuine reassurance. While most assume reassurance only comes in the form of compliments and agree-ability, Luna (and INFPs in general), show us sometimes you just need someone to tell you, you're not crazy. Her fierce friendship contains some of the best that INFPs have to offer. No matter if it's as a platonic date to a dinner party or fighting off Death-Eaters in the Ministry of Magic, we see her continuously be there for Harry, without even a second thought. And perhaps the thing that seals the deal for her INFP representation, is the ongoing relationship with the other students who over and over again grossly underestimate her, as her eccentric and unique conceptual ingenuity ends up providing some of the biggest plot developments of the films.

Bonus:

[note: stay tuned for the sensing thinkers list]

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forerussake · 6 years

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The Lords of Gondolin

Short descriptions of the Lords of Gondolin as I see them. Including MBTI-types because I felt like it.

Ecthelion of the Fountain:

INTP

Half-Noldo/Half-Teler

Reluctant leader, didn't choose to become a one, but became one nonetheless when his family died on the Helcaraxë. Tries his very best to exceed expectations and to honour those who chose him to be their leader. Because of this he is sometimes threatened to be overwhelmed by his own thoroughness, thinking he has to rise up to meet expectations that exist in his mind only. Even though he didn't choose to be a leader, he's a natural at it. He knows what needs to be done and gets it done. Very kind and compassionate, but can be extremely cold and distant when scorned. Caring to his friends, but deadly to his enemies. Not easily angered, but when he is he is a wildfire and his tongue is as sharp and deadly as his sword. Sarcasm is his native language. Makes decisions with his mind, not his heart. Lord and warrior, but an artist at heart.

Glorfindel of the Golden Flower:

ESFJ

Half-Noldo/Half-Vanya

Kind and caring with an edge of steel. Outwardly cheerful, but has suffered more than he lets on. Never afraid to take on a challenge. He knows he's the centre of attention everywhere he goes and he likes it. Needs to be in control of the situation. Practical and athletic. Open and friendly to everyone, to the point that everyone thinks him an open book, but he is not in the least bit naive, and he hides a whole different person behind his happy-go-lucky façade, that few people know about.

Galdor of the Tree:

ESFP

Sinda

Cheerful and daring, craves adventure. Always attentive, never lets down his guard. Likes people, but likes nature even better, best is a combination of both. Warm personality, good sense of humour. Very aware of the people around him. Sees his house and its people as an extention of himself. Likes to be around people and to talk to anyone and everyone. Treats his people as his friends.

Duilin of the Swallow:

INFJ

Noldo

Talkative when caught up in a good conversation, but also a great listener. Known for his patience and his ability to stay calm even in the most compromising of situations. Projects that calmness on everyone else. Likes his solitude, very comtemplative. Uses his archery practice as an escape from the world and its difficulties. Can appear distanced from his people, but cares for them deeply and takes his responsibilities as a lord very seriously. Surprising in his generosity and genuine interest in hearing about the daily life of his people, and especially surprising in his ferocity on the battlefield.

Penlod of the Pillar and the Tower of Snow:

INFP

Half-Noldo/Half-Sinda

Youngest of the Lords of Gondolin with the exception of Maeglin. Kind and easy-going, but likes to be alone. Still being quite young and and a little childlike in manner himself, he's very good with children and takes delight in looking after them. His house becomes a refuge for orphans after the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. Finds it difficult to be a leader, even though he has to lead two houses after his father died in that same battle, but does so with incredible dedication. He cares for his people and would do everything to protect them. He likes to sit back and go with the flow.

Rog of the Hammer of Wrath:

ESTP

Noldo

Boisterous, enthousiastic, always cheerful. Has a positive mindset and a good sense of humour, but is easily angered. Not afraid to get his hands dirty, fond of hard work. Has extreme attention to detail, and puts that to use in his work. Reads people better than books and can more often be found at the market talking to people the entire day than in the King’s library for just an hour. Leads with the practiced ease of someone who knows his people respect him, and respects them in turn.

Egalmoth of the Heavenly Arch:

ENFJ

Noldo

Oldest of the Lords of Gondolin. Can go from flirty troublemaker to thoughtful gentleman to cold-hearted killer (with words as well as weapons) in a blink of an eye. Bit of a deviant. Likes to fool around, but takes his job very seriously. Can be a bit of a control-freak. Is a charismatic leader and very trustworthy. Spends much of his time going out among the people to listen to their stories and complaints so he can help them better. Studied linguistics under Rúmil in Tirion but distanced himself from his discipline when Fëanor started causing rifts in Tirion’s academic society. Feirce warrior who is capable with most weapons, but still a scholar at heart.

Salgant of the Harp:

ENTJ

Noldo

Playful entertainer. Likes to joke around. Is kind, but taciturn by nature. Has a mind for statistics, and is very pragmatic. Sets high standards for himself and his people, and will not take no for an answer. Has fought hard for his position in Turgon’s inner circle and will fight tooth and nail to defend it, but also knows when to give up and cut his losses. In the first place wants to give his people the best chances in life, but ends up making the wrong decision in the end.

Maeglin of the Mole:

ISTJ

Half-Noldo/Half-Avarin

Quiet and intelligent. As a mere child with such an important position in Gondolin he does his very best to be a good leader. Likes to be alone, is very secretive and values his privacy. Highly sensitive. Doesn't trust easily because of his traumatic youth. Feels alone most of the time, and is very aware of the fact that Turgon is one of the few important people in Gondolin who like him because of who he is and not because they want something from him. Idril rejecting him is the last straw that forces him into insanity.

Turgon the King:

ISTJ

Noldo

Pragmatic leader. Always trying to be the best king for his people. Not always succeeding. Naturally tries to see the best in people. Very set in his ways, doesn’t like to comprise. Gives orders and expects to be obeyed. Kind at heart and very caring, but the loss of so many people he cared about weighs heavy on his spirit, causing him to become more and more paranoid as the years go by.

#gondolin #tolkien #silmarillion #ecthelion #glorfindel #galdor #duilin #penlod #rog #egalmoth #salgant #maeglin #turgon #headcanon #lords of gondolin

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darknessnav · 7 years

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About Darius

You should view my webpage ON A COMPUTER. Or use DESKTOP VIEW setting in your mobile WEB-BROWSER. Not the Tumblr app. So I can’t be bothered with posting the images that go along with this since you can’t be bothered to go to the proper platform. (Sorry, mun is annoyed about this.)

“This one’s tale is one most unknown. He is not known for the tall tales of a clever wit and tongue. He is not known well at all. Niflheim of the timeless bore this one. Muspel was his womb. This one was not born of flesh and blood. This one came from whispers in the depths of a mirror’s mind. The whispers of dark desires, of murder, of lust, and of depravity. For that reason, the names most tied to I are that of darkness. If darkness were to have a face, I would be that face. If darkness were to want a voice, I would speak in its name. Darkness is cold and calculating and darkness is in my veins.”

Darius is not Loki as one would know him to be. He is not Loki in myth nor is he Loki in Marvel. He is his own entity. He is the darkness that was harbored in another, manifested in jotun form. He has no family. He has no home. Darius wanders the streets of the only realm he knows, Earth, or what he would call Midgard.

He has no goals or missions in life, only just to experience until his dying breath. He does not understand pain and emotion as we would. He does not understand sorrow and anguish. These things are unknown to him, and though they try to leave their mark on his dark soul, their efforts are in vain. His are the desires of a madman, of a psycho, of a killer. What actions he wants to take, he takes them. He does not give himself time to think of the consequences.

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Warning/disclaimer: ALL OF THIS basically. Please read prior to interacting with this muse!

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Name: Darius Eirik Manngason (Manngason = “son of no one”) Nicknames: Loki, Dalie, Blueberry, Smurf, Dark One, Once-Thought, Dark Incarnation, Loki Loptrson Wishlist Nickname: None; he gives no fucks toward names Birthday: January 17th (Zodiac Capricorn) Age: Physically 5 years (his body was created July 23, 2012), looks like mid-thirties, contains the wealth of knowledge of Loki, so acts much older than either of the previously listed ages. Ethnicity: Jotunn (Frost Giant) Height: 6’4” (male) / 5’8” (female) Weight: Approx 635lbs (but feels like 200lbs with his levitation spell) Body Type: Darius is much unlike the stereotypical build of Loki. His frame is thick with muscle, yet he is still ‘small’ by Asgardian standards for warriors. When compared to someone like Thor, Darius would still appear small-framed. However, Darius stands physically taller than Loki by two or three inches, making him eye-level to Thor. Darius possesses a thicker, squarer jawline, and his eyebrows looks more chiseled and prominent than that of Loki’s. Skin color: Deep blue, close to ultramarine blue in Jotun form, pale white/alabaster (like humans) in Aesir form. Eye Color: Red with red sclera in Jotun form, green eyes with white sclera in Aesir form. Hair: Raven black, mid-length hair Scars: A large yet subtle scar across his stomach/abdominal region and a smaller more prominent one over his sternum. Burns: No Over weight: No Under weight: No Other Physical Traits: He has markings all over his body in his Jotun form that are akin to very thin, raised lines, giving him a somewhat tribal appearance. However, the thin lines are easily unnoticeable as they are so thin and barely raised. One would likely have to be looking for them, or they must be under some harsh lighting’s angle. Smells like: Differs based off of the shampoos/body washes he uses, mostly consisting of sandalwood, citrus, or cinnamon. Without the influence of shampoos/body wash, he would have a “freezer burn” kind of smell. Speech Traits: Deep voice, he speaks as though he has an accent, yet the accent is no definable match to any existing accents. Stance: He has a very rigid stance, appearing taller than he is, which is very tall. His feet are about 24 inches apart when he stands. Walk: He has something of a saunter-like walk, very casual and relaxed no matter the place or occasion. He walks with confidence and as though he has extreme familiarity of his surroundings. Common Gestures: Occasionally, he may tap his fingers on his side. He often shifts his weight from one foot to another every few minutes. He tends to move his head around as though he is looking for details. When exposed to many sounds or scents, he will sometimes close his eyes as he is very over-stimulated by his senses. Facial Expressions: He has a very unreadable face. It hints at multiple feelings, yet the eyes tell you that feelings are not present. He sometimes scowls, he sometimes look perplexed, and sometimes he even looks upset or depressed. Clothes and Shoes: He isn’t particularly picky about clothes. He will generally stick to flannel shirts that button up, although sometimes he will wear a thin long-sleeved or sleeveless undershirt, generally black in color. The flannel shirts tend to be vibrant red plaid shirts. He will wear an array of jeans, the most of which will be dark blue, grey, or black. Cosmetics: He doesn’t use too much, being a low-maintenance sort of fellow. He will occasionally use some oil to slick his hair back. Education: Religious education, Apprenticeship, Non-traditional education. Self-taught, very intelligent. Financial Status: Wealthy Lives in: an abandoned insane asylum located in Finland with no immediate neighboring buildings/residencies. Languages Known: English, Finnish, Swedish, Ancient Norse, Icelandic, Norweigan, Jotun, Asgardian Relationship Status: Single Sexual Orientation: Omnisexual, Sexuality: Sexually adventurous, experienced, promiscuous. Romantic Orientation: Romance repulsed Religious views: Atheistic, believes in an afterlife, believes in reincarnation, aliens exist (he’s proof of them). Beliefs: He believes that nothing matters. This is his biggest belief. One can spend their life trying to accomplish a great many things, however in the long run, their actions will be forgotten. They will be forgotten. The future will not remember them, no matter what. Perhaps some surviving documents will last for centuries, however Darius believes nothing lasts forever. Family: He has NO parents, NO siblings, and four children. Twins by Thanos and a daughter by an alternate Loki named Layla (all childrens’ whereabouts are unknown), and one son by simactire named Icarus (Dalie’s not allowed to see said son because of reasons…) Classification: He is an emotionless homicidal, suicidal, cannibalistic, sadistic, psychopathic sociopath. Reputation: He is well known to be violent and dangerous. Motto: “I don’t care.” Moral Code: He has no moral code. Fears: He has none. Strengths: He is physically strong. His logical thinking often puts an end to irrational emotional impulses. Weaknesses and Shortcomings: His apathy is very disruptive in his day-to-day actions. He also feels mildly uncomfortable at anything mentioning the heart. Personality Flaws: Paranoid, Schizoid, Antisocial. Severity of each is noticeable and somewhat disruptive. Desperation: He isn’t exactly desperate. His apathetic view on life disables any yearning. Most and Least Self-Serving Actions: Sex is the most self-serving thing he does on a frequent basis. He enjoys the way it feels and disregards what his partner feels. Least self-serving would be to help anyone else. He sees no point in doing that. Prejudices: He will look at someone and throw stereotypes at them in a very rude way. He will call a woman who has had many partners a slut. He will call a man who lays with another man gay in an offensive way. He belittles women, believing that being male is just more fun. However whether he actually feels this way is unknown. In truth, Darius does a lot of things mainly to get a rise out of someone. He will be mean, nasty, and cruel, do nearly whatever it takes to upset someone. Secrets: He has no secrets. He is a very open and free type of guy. He does not worry so much about the consequence of others knowing what it is he does. However, he does not offer such information freely. Usually one has to ask, otherwise he will not talk. Secrecy about Personal Information: Open and honest. Reliability of Memory: Eidetic (though due to rising mental conditions, some memories have been erased) Sense(s) of Humor: Vulgar, Complex, Dark, Physical, Openly displayed, Unique, and Passive (provides commentary) Special talent(s): Not possessing any fucks to give about anyone or anything. Images That Remind Me of Darius: Linked here. (To prevent lag in this page’s loading) Struggling With: Obtaining fucks to give.

Myers-Brigs Personality: ENTJ || Info: [ LINK ] & [ LINK ]

MIND - This trait determines how we interact with our environment.

83% EXTRAVERTED

ENERGY - This trait shows where we direct our mental energy.

72% INTUITIVE

NATURE - This trait determines how we make decisions and cope with emotions.

90% THINKING

TACTICS - This trait reflects our approach to work, planning and decision-making.

63% JUDGING

IDENTITY - This trait underpins all others, showing how confident we are in our abilities and decisions.

88% ASSERTIVE

{ SKILLS }

(Ratings out of 10, zero being none at all, one being very poor, five being average, and 10 being beyond excellent.)

Attack: 10/10

Physical Prowess: 10/10

Strength: 10/10

Fortitude: 10/10

Intelligence: 9/10

Endurance: 9/10

Weaponized Combat: 9/10

Speed: 9/10

Magic: 8/10

Defense: 8/10

Resilience: 8/10

Perception: 7/10

Raw Force: 7/10

Historical Knowledge: 7/10

Mental Health: 6/10

Hand-to-Hand Combat: 6/10

Range: 6/10

Grace: 5/10

Charisma: 4/10

Strategies: 4/10

Persuasion: 3/10

Teamwork: 1/10

Leadership: 0/10

{ TRAITS }

—— POSITIVE ——-

Determined, Open-Minded, Attentive to Detail, Analytic, Curious, Generally unbiased, Calm, Unfazed, Unperturbed, Unprejudiced, Brutally honest, Takes responsibility for his actions, Courageous, Authentic, Very alert, Bold, Very tolerant of others, Very creative in his numerous endeavors, Hard-working.

——- NEGATIVE ——-

Very apathetic, Very impulsive, Violent, Abusive, Menacing, Spiteful, Can be confusing, Unpredictable, Bullying, Mentally unstable, Disconnected, Unfaithful/Disloyal, Extremely malevolent, Indulges heavily in addictive substances, Abuses alcohol, Complete lack of deference, Reckless, Impatient, Unempathetic.

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{ LIKES }

COLOURS: Blue, green, silver, red, black

SMELLS: Vanilla, satin sheets, grass, citrus-y, earthy, sandalwood, spicy

FOOD: Veggies mostly. Very home-grown things, Boston cream pie, popcorn

FRUITS: Pomegranate and peaches

DRINKS: Water, freshly-brewed tea, and fresh lemonade

ANIMALS: Dogs/wolves, ravens/crows, snakes

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES? yes [ ✓ ] || no [ ] favourites: Vodka, Whiskey, Absinthe, and rectified spirits.

HOBBIES: picking flowers, murder, messing with people, a little torture here or there, and collecting violins

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{ OTHER DETAILS }

SMOKES?: yes [] || no [] || sometimes [ ✓ ]

MEDICINAL DRUGS?: yes [] || no [] || sometimes [ ✓✓✓✓ ]

NARCOTICS?: yes [] || no [] || sometimes [ ✓ ]

DRINKS ALCOHOL?: yes [ ✓✓✓✓✓ ] || no [] || sometimes []

DRIVER LICENSE?: yes [] || no [ ✓ ]

PILOT LICENSE?: yes [] || no [ ✓ ]

EVER BEEN ARRESTED? no [] || yes [ ✓✓✓✓✓✓ ] almost []

INDULGENT FOODS?: yes [] || no [] || sometimes [ ✓ ]

SPLURGE SPENDS?: yes [] || no [] || sometimes [ ✓ ]

GAMBLES?: yes [] || no [] || sometimes [ ✓ ]

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Aesthetics:

[ COLOURS ] red. brown. green. blue. pink. black. silver. gold. grey. metallic. royal blue. strawberry red. charcoal grey. apple red. navy blue. crimson. blood red. cobalt blue. ultramarine blue. maroon. midnight blue. periwinkle. bronze. copper. scarlet red. mahogany. cherry red. indigo. azure. cyan. sepia. hot pink. mauve. arctic blue.

[ ELEMENTS ] fire. ice. water. rain. snow. moon. stars. cold. frost. moonlight. dusk. twilight. midnight. sunset. dewdrops.

[ BODY ] claws. long fingers. lips. bruises. scars. scratches. wounds. eyes. hands. sweat. muscular. slender. hair. athletic.

[ WEAPONS ] dagger. spear. poison. throwing axes. knives. throwing knives. powers. magical items. magic. words. sewing needles. sledgehammer. crowbar. brute strength. flame thrower. shears.

[ MATERIALS ] gold. silver. diamonds. sapphires. emeralds. metal. leather. velvet. denim. brick. glitter. blood. latex. zirconia. garnet.

[ NATURE ] roses. daisies. tulips. petals. thorns. flowers. tundra. rain forest. caves. space. chrysanthemums. belladonna. crystals. autumn. winter. mist. fog.

[ ANIMALS ] wolves. black panther. owls. vultures. snakes. spiders. fish. sharks. dogs. praying mantises. crows. ravens. dragons. komodo dragons. ladybugs. gazelle. bats. scorpions.

[ FOODS/DRINKS ] salt. wine. champagne. hard liquor. spices. apple. orange. watermelon. fruits. meat. fish. caramel. nuts. cinnamon. banana. spinach. seafood. vanilla. vodka. moscato. sangria. juice. honey. pineapple. cantaloupe. tangerine. lemonade. pecan. hazelnut.

[ HOBBIES ] gardening. smithing. fighting. cooking. sewing. electronics. technology. video cameras. movies. violin. guitar. harp. motorcycle riding. running. science.

[ STYLE ] lingerie. armor. cape. dress. suit. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. jewelry. earrings. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. neck tie. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. gorget. bracers. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks. masks. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sun glasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup. platforms.

[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. cityscape. landscape. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. percussion. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. happiness. optimism. pessimism. loneliness. family. friends. assistants. co-workers. enemies. loyalty. smoking. drugs. kindness. love. loss. hugs. kisses. cruelty. blood. torture. sex. sea shells. specimen jars. medicine bottles. bones. antlers. marbles. healer. killer. liar. dreams. nightmares. angels. demons. meditation. chimes.

STORY TIME:

Darius’ real name is Loki Loptrson. He was created by Loki (specifically my muse, LokaTattur, a.k.a. LiefullyLoki) and in some ways or another he /is/ Loki.

Darius started out solely as a thought in Loki’s mind. By this, I mean he was the dark voice in LokaTattur’s mind. We all have a dark side, we all have that little voice or conscious half that knows it’s wrong but won’t stop you from thinking of doing an evil deed. It’s your own will power that prevents you from acting out on your dark thoughts.

Darius is those dark thoughts, that whim you never let yourself take. In this particular case, he’s that for LokaTattur, or as he once was called “Liefully.” (My original Loki blog was LiefullyLoki, Darius came later and his original blog was DalieIsInYourCloset.)

My precious Liefully had once been so beaten and tortured by Thanos for a bargain he never made (his identity was mistaken since there are so many Lokis out there), that he didn’t nearly die, he truly did die. He was fortunate that another Loki, AsgardianOutcast, cared enough about him that he wasn’t willing to let Liefully stay dead. He bargained with Hel to free Liefully.

Ever since that time, Liefully was never the same again. He got PTSD, he got it really bad. Asgardian was there for him, though. And while Liefully changed into this new person, Asgardian loved him and protected him all the same.

One fateful week, Asgardian had to return to his own universe (because every Loki lives in an alternate reality) and was gone for a week because he had to go to war with another realm (he was king of Asgard). Liefully would’ve been fine spending that week alone.

The problem came in the form of Thanos.

Thanos returned to Earth to find Liefully, he started threatening those Liefully cared about to tell him where Loki is. This caused Liefully to completely snap. And Darius stepped in the place of this broken god and wielded control over Liefully’s form. Liefully was so out of sorts, he allowed his dark thoughts to manifest, become stronger, and become violent. His logic was if he could push away everyone he loved, they’d be safe from harm. They were only in danger because Loki cared about them. So he let Darius, who was only just the dark thoughts in his head at the time, take over and be as vicious and violent as he wanted all in an effort to push them away, to deter them.

Asgardian came back, and it was good that he did. He was able to snap Liefully out of it, where no one else, not even Loki’s brother, could.

But Darius didn’t want to go away. He didn’t want to recede. He had a taste of life and he wanted more. Since he knew everything there was to know about his mind-sharer, he used that to press all of Liefully’s buttons, the ones that would make him break, make him snap, so that Darius could get control again.

It wasn’t working. Asgardian was there and he was watching over Liefully carefully. Darius was soon only able to communicate with others when Liefully chose to rest. He then encountered another Loki, TheWickedLoki, who gave him a deal. Wicked would give Darius the body he wanted and Darius would do what Wicked wanted.

Darius took this deal. So, soon after, he was born to his very own body from the use of magic and the blood and hair of Loki (Wicked and yet another Loki’s hair/blood sample).

Fully grown, Darius had all of Liefully’s memories and no idea how to feel. The memories were like movies to Darius. He could see them, hear them, but he could not feel them, not smell them, not taste them. Liefully’s memories were, for the most part, useless to Darius.

However, he used a lot of them to be able to articulate, to be able to construe things, like knowing fire burns without having to feel it. This led to one factors of Darius’ fearlessness. He knew things that he didn’t have to experience. He because a highly rational thinker, disabling the needs or natural inclination for all emotions.

Darius originally had no emotions. But as time went on, he gained life experiences that he couldn’t get from Liefully’s memories. He learned what pain felt like, he learned what meat tasted like, so on and so forth. Over time, he learned many of the things we learn in our infancy and childhood.

While Darius is indeed a grown male, he is also much like a child, still learning a lot of things. His curiosity leads him to do strange things. As the once-thought of Liefully’s dark side, Darius has carried out many of the cruel acts that Liefully would think of but never dare do. So Darius’ dark inclination is because of his origins. And his behavior is due to his lack of experience in so much that we take for granted. Of course, he’s also just a big douche-bagel who loves pissing everyone off or freaking everyone out.

Darius’ weaknesses are very hard to see when one speaks with and interacts with him, but he too suffers greatly from the split. He longs for the solitude he was immensely used to. Being in his own body, Darius has learned much to his dismay that he cannot turn away from his physical senses and signals and sometimes these olfactory senses drive him mad. The silence, darkness, and solitude of Loki’s mind was an experience Darius had taken far for granted and has never been able to regain as a result of the split. Granted, he has learned to live with his olfactory senses, he stills longs for that peace of the mind.

Additional Info:

Darius was also severely desensitized to everything because he carried with him a copy of all of Loki’s memories and knowledge when he gained his own corporeal form. He has the knowledge to know the cause and effects of so many things yet he doesn’t have the feelings (physical or emotional) that are tied to the knowledge he has. One example of this is: You know that cutting your hand means it will bleed. For Darius, he has this knowledge. But before he was given his own body, he didn’t know the sensations that were tied to this. Thus, he was mentally ready for a cut of the hand and the sensations caused by the action didn’t train him to avoid being cut. Instead, when Darius experiences a cut of the hand, he registers the tingling sensations of the nerves telling him of pain, he feels his hand getting hot as blood rushes to the spot, he feels the way the cut skin reacts to any flexing movements done to it. Instead of having every desire to avoid it, these feelings make him curious. He already knows the consequences of a cut, but he doesn’t necessarily know the sensations tied to them.

So, in short, Darius doesn’t function like Loki at all. He might have Loki’s blood, Loki’s memories, and Loki’s knowledge of magic, potions, and spells, but he’s not Loki. He’s only part of Loki. Both he and Loki are parts of one another, yet they act as separate wholes.

(Daria = Darius’s female name)

Common Misconceptions About Darius:

Emotions (this one is long): A lot of people are very used to a character that possesses emotions, even if they’re hidden/masked. For Loki, most expect him to be angry when he brings pain to others, even if he’s clearly laughing maniacally as he does it. Your instinct is to assume he has some kind of negative emotions burrowing deep within that cause him to do what he does. Everyone has the instinct that behind every action and saying, there’s some emotion driving it. Darius wasn’t born like a normal individual. He didn’t have a childhood. He didn’t develop a brain like we do. Darius was born in the mind of another, completely devoid of feeling emotions toward what he could hear and see and having the wisdom and comprehension of one who has already learned the rewards and consequences of their actions. He was designed to function without emotional bias. After he was kind of transplanted from one mind to his own body to control, this is when Darius began developing his own olfactory senses. He’s still learning a lot! But for the most part, his mental state was developed before he obtained a physical form, so he processes everything very differently from others!!! We know not to do certain things because of their consequences, like sticking your hand in a fire burns and hurts. For Darius, he knows full well the consequences for his actions, but instead of fearing getting hurt, he finds it a mind-boggling function of the physical form and tries to understand it by doing that which most would learn not to do when they were young. He’s not biased by emotional responses because he has not developed emotions enough to have emotional responses. So he doesn’t feel afraid to get hurt, he doesn’t have any phobias and worries about one thing or another because he didn’t develop like a child would. Despite being incredibly intelligent and calculating, there’s a whole lot he doesn’t know, a whole lot that he didn’t have the benefits of a childhood to develop so while he is most certainly a full-grown adult, he is also a child about many things, emotions being one of them. He has himself psyched out to think he can’t feel and when you have never felt emotions before, it’s very hard to identify them within yourself. Every emotion he learns is heavily tied to the physical indicators of that emotional response. And since he has a lifetime stuffed in his head that’s completely devoid of the emotional context of each memory (we’re talking about Loki’s memories, not Darius’ memories), he’s come to expect that level of emotional magnitude, which is no feelings. To him, a lot of things are like watching a film. He can see what’s happening and hear what’s happening, but he has no emotional context for those things so what he sees doesn’t inspire emotional responses. So to put things simply, Darius is almost completely lacking in emotions. He’s learning them slowly, but for now, he hasn’t felt the full emotional spectrum.

Getting angry: A lot of people are very used to being able to piss someone off by calling them names or drudging up unfavorable memories for that individual or even physically poking and prodding them until they burst with rage. Well, that stuff doesn’t work on Darius. Being one that lacks the ability to feel irrationally emotional over things, calling him names are either interpreted as “Duh” or “That’s weird, but okay.” You can totally call him a blueberry or a smurf, he isn’t going to get mad. His thought process works this way: “Oh, I see what you’re doing there. You’re calling me a blueberry because my skin’s blue.” And insinuating names that most would find insulting like “retard,” he just sees the misconception of the name. It’d be like calling a cat a dog. The cat doesn’t care what you call it, even if that’s an incorrect identification of the animal. It’s going to continue going about it’s catty business. As far as Darius is concerned, you can call him a horse-fucker (since people sometimes mistake him for Loki who once did the deed with a horse) and all he thinks is “Well, I didn’t fuck a horse, so you’re wrong. That’s on you, not me. -shrug-” Darius has absolutely no emotional response that will drive him to want to contradict someone’s accusation of him. Someone can be like “I bet you can’t do that!” and he’ll respond with “Yeah, I can.” and if they say “Prove it!” He’d just be like “Why? I don’t care if you believe me or not. That doesn’t change the fact that I can do what I said I can do.” It’s another misconception that he feels grumpy. He might act and sound grumpy, but he’s rarely in this negative end of the spectrum.

Murderer’s gonna do what a murderer’s gonna do: A lot of people think “Oh shit, Darius is a murderer, he’s a psychopath, he’s sadistic. Fuck, my muse is doomed.” Nope, that’s not quite so. Sure there’ll be times where Darius will blatantly hurt your muse, but he gets a lot of fun from picking them apart psychologically. He loves to try to figure out what makes people tick. So you can expect him entering in conversations with muses and be several replies in without having made any actual life-threatening actions or threats toward your muse’s life. He may be a murderer but murdering takes energy and sometimes he just doesn’t feel like murdering, sometimes he just wants to talk. I’m not saying that’s a good thing! Sometimes he uses conversation to learn of someone’s weaknesses and insecurities so he can use that against them later. He’s a man without a plan, but he acts like someone who knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s strange like that. Besides, one of his most popularly repeated sayings is “Dead things are no fun.” He gets a lot more enjoyment in ‘experimenting’ on others. He loves to test the boundaries and

My muse is going to annoy the fuck out of him: This is really similar to getting angry, being that it’s nearly impossible to annoy Darius. All the usual tactics one can employ to annoy someone don’t really work on Darius. You can’t talk his ear off, he’ll listen patiently. You can’t insult him, he wouldn’t care. You can’t drudge up bad memories, he doesn’t have them. You can pull pranks on him and he’ll usually respond in the most anti-climactic way. A most commonly referred to example is the time an Anon decided to dunk hot salsa all over him. He didn’t get mad, he was more like “Really? What a waste of salsa.” No “WHY DID YOU DO THAT, YOU LITTLE BITCH, IMMA WRONG YOUR NECK.” It was just “Darn, I just took a shower too. Guess I have to go take another one now…” That’s not to say it’s impossible to annoy him. The ways in which Darius functions.

Reverse Psychology: It generally doesn’t work on him. You’ll never know if saying “Leave me alone” will make him want to stay and continue causing trouble for your muse or if he’ll be like “Okay, bye.” Likely, if he knows what your muse wants, he makes the conscious choice of whether or not he wants to give it to them. It’s going to be a 50/50 chance. If your muse tries to psyche him out by stating something to the opposite of what they want him to follow through with, chances are he’ll follow through with that thing the muse told him to do. This is really complicated and I can’t give any solid examples as to what I mean. It’s a little like Princess Bride, that scene where Westley and the balding guy had a duel of witts. Darius is Westley in that case. Your muse will likely lose one way or another.

He’s dark, he’s into the kinky shit: Not necessarily. He gets off on feeling power but he doesn’t exactly get a hard-on if it’s clear your muse is in pain. He likes knowing he’s in control and hates not being in control. He’s not a Dom, he’s an attacker, there’s a huge difference. Mainly being, there’s no such thing as a safe word for him. He’s going to do what satisfies his carnal needs and will probably make little effort to ensure his partner is also enjoying things. This doesn’t mean he’s into hand cuffs, leather, whips, chains, etc. He’s a little less easy to pin than that. It doesn’t mean he’s not open to those things, but usually he’s going to do things his way or he’s going to leave and find someone else to “play” with.

FACECLAIMS

In case anyone’s confused… Darius is blue skinned and his eyes are solid red. Darius’ skin has thinly raised jotun marking all over his body. Like this:

He has TWO male face claims. One is Tom Hiddleston (as Loki):

And the other is Ian Somerhalder (as Damon):

The reason for this is because Damon has a lot of mannerisms that are very Darius-like to me. But in my mind, he still looks like Tom Hiddleston’s Loki, regardless of the face claim.

Darius’ female face claim is Eva Green (in various roles):

Quirks my muse occassionally has (note: quirk definitions not written by me):

Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug.

Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.

Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs.

Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night.

Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.

Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism.

Swearing: the use of offensive language.

Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom.

Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience.

Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit.

Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention.

Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness.

Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence.

Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority.

Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness.

Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance.

Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity.

Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility.

Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation.

Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest.

Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breakthrough a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune.

Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune.

Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail.

Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system.

Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is.

Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively.

Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements.

Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet.

Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause.

Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience.

Skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations.

Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names.

guess who doesn’t give a fuck about your opinion

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funkymbtifiction · 7 years

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Ne+Ti vs Ni: An ENTx endless rambling

First things first: thank you for once again answering my ask, I appreciate it and again, it did help. I’m sending this message knowing that it’ll be probably ignored or worse, blacklist me but I’ve reached the limit to where I can go without direct and specific input, so here goes nothing:

(Mod note: italics indicate Ti, bold indicates Ne)

I’ve been trying to nail down my type for quite some time now yet I can’t settle down for any typing because

1) I invariably start questioning its validity since contradictions are bound to appear and even if I can justify or rationalize them (which I have a pretty good ability to do, sadly, since it drives me insane), they bother me to no end hence I start looking or a “perfect” diagnosis again

2) I can see significant traits of myself in several of very different types, it’s maddening

3) When I spot a connection between myself and a type being described I immediately (can’t control it really) start rationalizing why it could be true, why it would explain this and that, why I couldn’t see it before, for what I was mistaking said trait/behavior for, memories of time since which I display said traits/behaviors flood my mind as well as multiple examples of people of said type I always felt a connection to or was intrigued by…all seemly at the same time or in such rapid succession I have a really hard time calming down my mind in order to try and make sense of all of what’s going on inside of it.It’s like I can find compelling (as seen by me) evidence to me being a lot of types, and I’m always 100% serious about it at the time…except my “sureness” never lasts for more than two days at a time, mostly.

It frustrates and embarrasses me because I’m hardly unsure about figuring out (and typing) other people, and I’m seldom wrong at that, but I can’t pin myself down and it makes me feel incompetent and unfit. Everyone always says I’m good analyzer and jokingly refer to me as a blunt psychologist, yet my MBTI confusion makes me feel like a fraud and I HATE it.

I highly suspect I might be mixing the 8’s need to control (I’m a 873 with 8 being the core type), which comes across as “J-ness” for Ni fixed path/truth thing (besides ENTJ lately I never get high Te or Ni types in tests, it’s always high Ti ones) and lately I’ve been daily noticing my Si “trips” so to speak and pondering over my supposedly hilarious “gastronomic memory” (I somehow can recall and describe days and situations based on what I ate that day if it was particularly delicious. I know it sounds ridiculous and I have no idea how that works, but it’s true).

I’m also pretty certain I value Fe over Fi, though ethics in general definitely take a backseat to logic most of the times, it’s noticeable enough for people to comment on it.

Two minor things I relate to Ne that I display in spades and everyone seem to find amusing is that I can never see a thing separately for a noticeable time before I see it integrated to a grid of things like it or other contexts in which the same principle or happening applies to or will influence it. Words and images almost always bring other words and images to mind and I go crazy if I can’t recall what it reminds me of specifically. This seldom happens though, usually I can reference several things/people the original object is alike to, though it seems that to a lot of people these similarities can’t be observable or comprehensible at all, but it makes perfect sense to me and I can explain how.

The other thing is that I have way too many interests for my own good and I tend to obsess over them until they saturate me, I’m totally a slave to what my mind finds interesting in detriment to my actual obligations. I also always have at least 20 tabs open on my browser, because somehow I can’t seem to read an article or watch a video without having to Google something referenced on it, which starts the rabbit hole that has no end and makes me forget what I was reading/watching/researching in the first place. Also my mom is an ENFP and so I thought I couldn’t be a Ne user because we are both alike and so different at the same time, but I now truly realize that a function may manifest differently depending on what is it paired with, and her Fi is really strong, which I can’t relate to at all. I won’t even go into Ti vs Te because by now this is already ridiculous long and I doubt anyone would even finish all this.

How can Ne+Ti mimic (or more precisely, appear to be) Ni? If possible please include concrete examples, whether fictional or real.

In that vein, could an ENTP 8 be reasonably mistaken by an ENTJ?

If you survived all this rambling and take your time to answered this somewhere in the future…you’re a hero, truly.

Not only am I a hero, my ENTP friend is a hero, since we both read it. ;)

Do you need me to say it?

YOU ARE AN ENTP.

Stop doubting it. Chill with it. Dig it. Tell your NeTi to stop considering other types. That it continues doing that should prove your own Ne-ness to you.

Everything you describe is heavily Ne, with an emphasis on Ti, so I’ll just pull a few comments out and talk about them.

Also my mom is an ENFP and so I thought I couldn’t be a Ne user because we are both alike and so different at the same time, but I now truly realize that a function may manifest differently depending on what is it paired with, and her Fi is really strong, which I can’t relate to at all.

The bold is the pure truth, my friend. ENFPs and ENTPs might look like each other on a superficial level but they are not the same thing at all. As ENTP puts it, “You have moralizing tendencies and I deconstruct all your morals.”

It’s true. My morals scream loud and clear. In fact, I can look back at my teen years and see just how black and white my moral thinking was; everything was right or wrong, good or bad. That is a WHOLE OTHER ball of wax from NeTi and their attitude of “People should be able to believe what they want, even if it’s wrong.” (This was an actual conversation I had this morning. =P)

Ne is inclined to change its opinions and perspectives with very little warning, which makes the “inconsistencies” of Ne-doms somewhat obvious (when trying to determine ENXP from ENTJ), but there are many mistypes between them floating around the internet. For example: those who insist Obama is an ENTP instead of an ENFJ, when he was there for one thing – health care – or who believe Stephen Hawking is an INTJ instead of an ENTP despite the fact that he routinely challenges and deconstructs his own theories. ;)

ENTJs have a no-nonsense approach, disinterested in deconstruction. It’s just facts and business with them, in the sense that Te wants an object to do its job, and needs no complete understanding of that object to move forward.

Since ENTPs have Ne/Fe loops, they are zany, often aimed at provoking humor in the audience, have a general sense of amiable goodwill, and are able to handle anything you throw at them without a moralizing tendency (unlike the ENFPs). Good examples of this are Billy Crystal (ENTP not INFJ), Jeff Goldblum (ENTP) and Robin Williams (ENTP, not ENFP – he’s got TONS of Fe), who described his inner chaotic world as similar to what you said above.

Yes, Enneagram makes a difference. 8′s are aggressive and that might make you come across as more ‘challenging’ of others than is typical for a Ne-dom.

- ENFP Mod

Here’s what my ENTP friend has to say:

I’m not one of the professional mods, but I AM an ENTP. And as one ENTP to another, I’m here to assure you that ENXPs’ minds move at a frenetic pace, bouncing around from idea to idea, from THOUGHT TRAIN A to THOUGHT TRAIN Z without any obvious link between them, contributing to restlessness, anxiousness. High Ne just can’t ignore the various combinations between your past and present behavior and all the different MBTI types. It constantly scans for new possibilities, new patterns and associations.

Ne is not intensive and convergent like Ni. When it reaches a sense of conviction and closure, it’s because the aux function has guided it to that direction. Ti identifies all exceptions or imagining scenarios in which a proposed explanation might falter. Our Ti reduces everything to a system, a large logical ensemble of arguments and counter-arguments, into an interconnecting network of principles and rational procedures that is disconnected fromreality and with the assistance of dom Ne, it sees the bigger picture and builds many different perspectives.

Now I am going to paraphrase the words of the Doctor. “Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought, and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities, I welcome you to the ENTP club!”

- ENTP

#entp #mbti #question #submission

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deviliciousdev · 3 years

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MBTI✨(pt 4 ) The Advocate's Lemon 🍋🥴🚫 The Brunch of A Series of Unfortunate Events 👀

infj (the advocate)

entj (the commander) x intp (the logician) couple

infp (the mediator) x entp (the debater) couple

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[all + lemon, eating brunch, at a nice restaurant and private table over looking bay🥂🍳🥓🥞🍽🌊🌤]

infp: [fuming at lemon] you have to brush a labradoodle! they get matts!

lemon: then what's the point of a groomer ahaha i mean right [looks around laughing]

infj: 🥴

infp: i- [stops themselves, chugs mimosa]

lemon: so intp, what do you do??

intp: [eating breakfast mac n cheese] i work for a biotech corp.

lemon: [sarcastically] oh right the "bioweapon" you made. so other than a pathological liar what do you do...

intp: [small smile of disbelief at entp] no, i actually do. i'm a microbiologist.

lemon: [overly sarcastic and goofy tone] ohhh i'm sure you arrrrreee. and i'm a "rocket scientist".

intp: [waves hand in disbelief, shakes head, and continues to eat]

lemon: oh, oh, and i forgot you're in a "relationship" with entj. ha! [takes a drink of water]

infj: [looks at intp as to say, up the couple stuff with entj] [intp rolls eyes but shrugs and nods]

lemon: [to infj] is your french toast good, pookie bear?

infj: [nod and smiles at lemon with mouth full of food]

entp: [quietly makes vomit sound]🤮 [infp snickers]

intp: [grabs fresh mimosa from tray] [to entj] want another mimosa... uh, poopy mare?

infj: 😬

everyone: 🤨🧐🤔

intp: [looks down, eyes shifting from side to side] hmmm... [low tone]... that can't be right...

entj: [pulls mimosa out of intp's hand and chugs it]🥂

[awkard silence]

lemon: so, entj how long have you and infj been sleeping together?

infj: [chokes on water] 😵

infp: 😳

entp: 😀

entj: the only person at this table that i HAVE ever and WILL ever sleep with is intp.

intp: sweet.

infp: [now tipsy or more so] aha! [stares into space for a moment, holding mimosa] i'm so drunk...

lemon: [staring at entj] i see the way you two share looks, little sneaky sex looks!

entj: [throws hands in the air] ugh!

entp: sneaky sex looks?

infj: So-n-so, there was and is nothing going on between entj and i.

infp: [staring at entp leaning with chin on their palm] i'll give you sneaky sex.

lemon: see! ur all sex freaks! AND if we're being real, probably alcoholics! no one even prayed before we ate!!

intp: [snorts with laughter]

lemon: AND you want me to believe that entj is seriously with [wags finger at intp] someone like THAT!

entj: woah! watch it bitch. [a finger pointing at lemon]

infj: 😬

intp: oookkk ok i'll end all this rn. [getting out phone 📱]

entp: [quietly] ooohhh it's happening, this is such a train wreck. i love brunch.

intp: [shows lemon phone vertically. loud moans emit from phone📱]

infj: 🤦

lemon: 😳

infp: [leaning back to look at video] wow you two look great, so tan!

intp: i know right. 😏 [ends video and puts phone down 📱]

lemon: ok. fine. all that proves is that you two are sex addicts. And more proof that entj seduced infj!

intp: oh. my. god.

lemon: I WILL NOT BELIEVE SOMEONE LIKE ENTJ, A TALL GORGEOUS CORPORATE BOSS WOULD EVER ACTUALLY LOVE OR STAY FAITHFUL TO A WEIRD, LITTLE, UNIBOMBER FREAKAZOID, LIKE INTP!

entj: THAT'S IT!😤 [leaps over table knocking glasses and plates onto the ground, grabs lemon by the hair]

infp: SAVE THE MIMOSA'S!

lemon: [emitting ugly high pitch scream]😵😱

infj: [tries to pull entj off of lemon. entj: [shoves infj backward, infj flips over their chair]

infj: [struggling to get up] INTP A LITTLE HELP PLEASE?!

intp: [looking complete other way] OMG THE BIRDS! ITS HAPPENING! [flinching from seagulls flying onto deck attracted to the spilled food] 😱🕊

infp: oh no. i don't feel good.🤢

entp: [gets up to help with the altercation]🏃/🏃‍♀️

lemon: [still screeching and flaying]😫

entj: [pulling hair and letting out a feral battle cry]🤬

infp: [throws up on table]🤮

[entp crashes into waiter approaching with a flaming bananas foster, table catches fire, because of all the spilled champagne]💥🍽🔥

intp: [shuddering and using potted plant to swipe at attacking seagulls]😖🪴🕊

infj: [breaks entj and lemon up]

lemon: [hair all insane face red, grabs large plate]

entj: bring it on, bitch! [both hands out in front waving toward them]

lemon: [screech's and throws plate as hard as she can]🤬🍽

[plate flies into restaurant and hits lobster tank, glass cracks but holds] 🍽💥🦞

all: [gasp]🤭😶

[glass cracks and giant tank bursts. water and lobsters flood the tables around the tank.💥🦞🌊patrons scream and run.]

infj: [as seagulls leave from commotion, and fire on table goes out] THAT'S IT!!! I ASKED FOR ONE MEAL AND YOU PEOPLE CANT EVEN DO THAT!! [turns to lemon] AND YOU!! YOU CRAZY BITCH!! THE ONLY FREAK HERE IS YOU!! THESE PEOPLE ARE TRAIN WRECKS, BUT THEY ARE MY TRAIN WRECKS! AND I'D RATHER HAVE BRUNCH WITH THEM EVERYDAY THAN SPEND ANOTHER SECOND WITH YOU!

lemon: 😱 YOU HAVE MADE A BIG MISTAKE INFJ! YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN!

infj: WELL ONE CAN ONLY HOPE!

lemon: 🤭😡[gasps and storms off]

infj: [slumps down in chair]😞

[Manager comes up. He looks at the chaotic mess. makes a small painful squeal sound. His hands out shaking]

manager: who- who is responsible for- for... this!?

all: [look at one another][at the same time] So-n-so.

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coffeeshoptalkks · 4 years

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every mbti as seen by a (dumbass) entp

i feel like that intro was enough??

ENTJ:

will you CHILL out

you have the biggest superiority complex on the planet but u actually have no idea what you’re talking about

i could mentally run circles around u all day

like yeah u get more practical use of out of things

but ur a dumbass

INTJ:

yeah so i kinda love u guys... i get to be sarcastic and nihilistic and weird and you actually understand what i’m saying without being like “but thats immOrRal”

really fucking great lol

i have a friend whos an INTJ and a girl.

i am an ENTP and a girl

match made in heaven

such similar experiences and we can talk for hours

keep being u people

ENTP:

so... hmm. like..

i either love u or hate u

my longest standing crush has been on an entp i grew up with whos a fucking misogynistic asshole, but i LOVE arguing with him?

like its great

did she say sapiosexual??

yea whoops.

hes also so much more intelligent than i am and thats really sexy lol

and no im not dumb, istg he just stole the intelligence from his 3 other siblings and now exists in a different plane from the majority of most humans

farther off from normal society than me actually.

we might be insane btw

INTP:

u scare me...

cause as much as i hate it, ur actually much better at passively absorbing information about people than i am

yes i’m better at reading people from movements and dictation

but ur ability to just ABSORB information is fucking crazy

also ur one of the only types that can actually psychoanalyze me in any way correctly

so i want u to do that plz

(ngl my intp friend is one of the most fucking entertaining people to be around and have conversations cause all we do is psychoanalyze people. best shit ever)

ESFJ:

i have two opinions on you

1. you’re super chill and really fun to be around and make me laugh

2. omg ur legit the most fucking annoying type especially when you’re unhealthy because ur logic becomes slave to ur emotions and you’re completely unable to understand someone else’s perspective and now i have to deal with ur emotional WHINING and all i want to do is sleep

but like, if ur mature? ur chill lol

ISFJ:

hello

i like u

u like feeding me and take care of me

srsly tho thank u for feeding me, i wouldn’t eat otherwise

fundamentally we will disagree on so many things

but im 100% offending u more than ur annoying me by not understanding why i know how to mentally break every person in life and nooo it isn’t because i want to its just because i tailor my method of speech to each person depending on my own mood and theirs and what will cause me the least amount of work and ur like “ur insane”

and u know what?

ur right lol

ESTJ:

yeah yay we got another one of the EXXJ types

i appreciate the stability

i don’t appreciate the rule following

ESPECIALLY if u try to make me follow them

don’t

my senior year advisory teacher was this and bOy lemme tell u it was rough for both of us until we figured out a compromise

just stay out of my way and i’ll make ur life less of a hell?

ISTJ:

so oddly enough, even tho we’re not supposed to get along

i fucking love u guys

the dry sense of humor?

being sarcastic and putting up with my bullshit

the amount of RANDOM KNOWLEDGE of ancient europe you have.

fucking fantastic

legit some of my best friends

different enough that we have interesting conversations, but Te dominant enough to not get hurt by my sarcasm

also we play allot of video games together

and by play i mean u watch me run around doing stupid shit while laughing

would date u but i would get fed up with how literal you are

sorry

ENFJ:

i don’t know many of you??

like i uh

maybe one?

ur chill?

like idk man im sorry

actually wait i forgot about one

ur a tough nut to crack, like ur one of my best friends but won’t confide in me and carry the world on ur shoulders :(

really amazing to be around, but i never get *real* conversations with u cause, once again, you carry the weight of the world on your shoulders

INFJ:

i love u :(

but only if you’re healthy

the amount of unhealthy / mistyped infjs is astronomical

because if you’re unhealthy legit all you care about is how other people view u and ur emotions are more volatile than a gemini on a caffeine rush

but if you’re healthy? or like, more healthy lol

great cuddle buddy

calming presence, when im upset i don’t even have to deal with you asking questions

you’ll just exist and hug me and its GREAT

oh but you’re a pain in the ass to pull secrets out of

legit fucking impossible

tbh i’ll probably marry u or intj

ENFP:

really fun to be around in short bursts

like, i really love u i prOmise

but then i get tired lol

oh and then if i try to have any kind of real world discussion with you it becomes a fight about optimism vs realism and

well

im an entp

and uh

u don’t win arguments with me... i either give up or you lose

INFP:

bro i got so many of you floating around lol

its honestly a cult at this point

depending on how extroverted u are sometimes i feel like im walking all over u

but ur really great listeners and understand that while we might not have the same emotional opinion i’m allowed to have my own and we can exist as friends even if we disagree

but honestly as many as i have around me i never really have conversations with you cause the Te is so far down in the stack, and i’m always providing the Ne so ??

but really i love you

ESTP:

lollll

i thought i was an estp for the longest time (aka high school)

and then like

nOpe

idk i have a few estp friends and i just can’t connect to them on any meaningful level

i mean its just the Se/Ne dichotomy

but like, would u think DEEPLY about something for .2 seconds please?

oh and we argue *insert shrug*

but thanks for not being offended when i say that ur gonna break up with ur girlfriend by christmas cause its college

ISTP:

i potentially know 0 of you

other than that one friend’s roommate who i had like a 10 second convo with??

either i don’t know what to look for (or more likely) i just don’t look

cause you’re Ti is the first function and then followed by Se you’re simultaneously thinking in your head and living in the moment which means you’re 100% just minding your own damn business and i’m probably not that interested in you

sorry

(not sorry)

ESFP:

turns out i know a singular one of you

who i typed as an estp cause hes super fking brash

(also cause even tho i’ve known him for over a year we had never had any kind of *substantial* (N substantial that is) conversation

but his Te is wAy to high to be a ESTP (that should have tipped me off) cause he’s always bouncing his class schedule off of me

tbh he kinda brings out the worst in me

idk whAt it is or if its just me mimicking people’s personalities (blame the libra, blame the entp take ur pick) but i get into this Se loop thing where i’m not getting any fufillment and even subconsciously am very annoyed cause his Se if making a mess of my Ne and its terrifying

basically the textbook case of me and Se types being “friends” but not really *friends* cause i can’t ever have any substantive conversations with them

ISFP:

i’m like 75% sure this is my mother

its really hard to type people i’ve known for a long time tho so

other than is my mother is one.

i legit no NONE

but going off my mother... the high Fi accompanied by no Ne (INFP) makes you very confused about some of the things i talk about

a lot of the times im off on a rant and you genuinely don’t understand *why* i would ever think that way

listen, i love my mom, wuoldn’t trade her for anyone else

but if she weren’t my mother (and an older ISFP) it would be a fking mess

#mbti #myers briggs #16 personalities #intp #entp #intj #entj #estp #istp #estj #istj #enfp #infp #enfj #infj #esfj #isfj #isfp #esfp #mine #cstks

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