#heehee these asks r so much fun

[awkwardpossum0]

What are three things Spirit considers himself to be very good at, and three things he considers himself to be very bad at.

Not a LU Spirit

[reel-fear]

ShockBee comfort and cuddles? Maybe one of them is upset or having a meltdown from being overstimulated, so the other holds them and they're just,, being somft <3 you don't got to ofc ^^"

HEEHEE I will gladly do some Shockbee comfort and cuddles! Coming right ur way~ taking place in an au where the cons n bots r working together to protect detroit just cause-

Bumblebee always considered himself a real energetic bot, no matter what life threw his way he tried his best to remain cheerful and peppy. However, there were days when it felt like life just threw EVERYTHING it had at him suddenly, causing a hectic day for him. First it was go stop a robbery at a bank, then it was pick up Sari from school because Sumdac was busy, after that do routine check up with Ratchet, listen to Ratchet lecture you on getting more sleep and drinking less caffiene, get hit by someone on the road NOT watching where they are going, go see Ratchet again with another lecture and then Optimus tells ya you got monitor duty tonight.

by the time Bee got to sit down and stare at the blank screen in front of him, he felt like his processor was totally fried. Thank primus he took his meds today because if he hadn't he was sure he would explode. It was a hectic day he would get to follow up with a boring night.

Bumblebee was absolutely dreading it and he just tried to get comfortable in his chair and rest his helm against the desk. Maybe if he could fall asleep he could sleep through the entire thing...

"Someone looks tired..."

Bee jumped at the sudden voice before he turned around to see a familiar red optic staring down at him with concern.

"Oh geez mech, don't scare me like that..." Bee huffed, laying his helm back on the table.

"I just wanted to know if you were okay... You look like someone ran you over..."

"Yea well I certainly feel like I was ran over... Thanks for the awesome compliment though."

"Right... Sorry..." Shockwave whispered and Bee sighed.

"No, no don't be... I'm sorry I'm being crabby... I've had a busy day... And not in the fun way." Bee explained. "That's not your fault though... I just can't believe I'm gonna end this night with moniter duty!"

Bee whimpered, shaking his helm sadly before suddenly sitting up as Shockwave's claws wrapped around his shoulders.

"W-woah whatcha doing Shocks?" Bee asked and Shockwave only chuckled.

"I'm trying to get you to relax honeybee. You said you had a terribly busy day so I thought it was the least I could do." Shockwave purred, massaging Bee gently in just the right spot between his shoulder joint and the rest of his frame.

"Oh you don't have to do that b-but... Hah, well don't let me stop you..." Bee whispered, relaxing into Shockwave's touch. Tense muscles and a weight he hadn't even noticed was there suddenly seemed lifted from him.

"You know... We could use one of these monitors to watch something, surely we can afford to take our optics off one of these cameras for just a bit..." Shockwave suggested, nuzzling his helm into Bee's neck.

"I couldn't agree more... Just don't let boss bot hear about this okay?"

Shockwave nodded in agreement, picking Bee up so they could get into a much more comfortable position. One where Shockwave was sitting on the seat Bee was just on and Bee was in his lap, now sipping on a bit of coffee Shockwave brought for them to share.

Shockwave struggled not to giggle as Bee nuzzled his chest and neck, spots where he was a bit ticklish. Of course Bee didn't let that stop him in his PDA, nothing really could when he was commited to it. He wasn't even glancing at the screen as he shushed Shockwave, telling him to keep quiet so he could find something for them to watch. He couldn't help but be such a tease like that~

"H-honeybee! Cut it out w-will you and find something for us to-to watch?" Shockwave whispered through his laughter, causing Bee to giggle and shake his helm.

"Okay, okay, geez someone is impatient huh?~ Hmm... Wanna watch some garbage reality TV?"

"Don't we always just complain when we watch those kinds of shows?"

"Yeah but I love complaining when it's with you. Plus I don't want to use my brain for a while."

"Fair enough."

Cuddling Shockwave while the two of them watched some... Lesser quality shows together was exactly the kind of mindless activity Bumblebee had needed... He would lean against Shockwave's chest, hearing the soft sound of Shockwave's spark beating and feeling the warmth that just surrounded such a big frame. Every once in a while Shockwave would pause and the two of them would talk about how obviously edited a moment was or a particular person who was annoying them both.

"Can she just stop being so rude and speaking over the other girls? She keeps saying they're fogetting their manners but she's been the worst this entire season..." Shockwave huffed and Bee shook his head.

"Betcha she only made it this far because of the producers." Bee muttered and Shockwave nodded.

The show was stupid, plainly stupid and frustrating to watch at times, it was overproduced and felt like every other reality show you could find out there. At some point Shockwave had paused the show and gone off on a tangent about a topic the show brought up. Bee didn't bother to remind him of the show, he just let Shockwave go on and on. Hearing his voice always made him feel so much better after a rough day, no matter what it was he was talking about.

The way Shockwave would gesture and emote with his hands and body only made it more endearing too...

After he was done, Bumblebee giggled before asking him. "Want to stop watching for now?"

Shockwave huffed, taking a sip of their shared coffee before answering.

"Nope, let's keep going." He whispered, unpausing the video as Bee' smile only widened.

A couple more sips of coffee, more episodes of garbage TV and Bee and Shockwave were both much more lively.

"You wanna actually watch something good now?" Bee asked and Shockwave chuckled.

"I would love to honeybee..."

The rest of the night stopped being a warm haze for Bumblebee, it was instead all so clear for him, him and Shockwave were both quiet as they watched one of their favorite movies. Sometimes pausing to comment on their favorite moments or to grab snacks and a drink. At some point Bulkhead offered to take their place for the overnight job but both of them politely declined. They were having fun and though Bumblebee was still somewhat tired from his day, he was so happy it would end on such a wonderful note.

Just him and Shocks together, Bee comfortable in his lap while they shared coffee and snacks. Sunflower seeds, popcorn and pretzals, it wasn't a movie theater and it wasn't a night filled with anything but junk food.

But these quiet intimate moments between them meant everything to Bumblebee. Nobody would really know about this night or everything that happened during it, because it would be a rather boring story to tell.

But Bumblebee looked forward to another busy day, in the hopes of having an even more boring night, as long as Shockwave was there to make it magical. Just for him...

[boypussydilf]

Can I get a Julian Bashir for any of your character asks

YESYOU MAY. i was gonna do both the bingo and the text game but there turned out to not be many bingo squares thst fit julian (gay person ido not respect, mommy & daddy issues, and genuinely compelling <3) so it was kind of sparse to use a whole image on. so ill just post this one

Sexuality Headcanon: hes bi and for some reason people want him

Gender Headcanon: HES SO TRANS MAN. thats a trans guy right there. i dont think he was intentionally trans coded at all the genetic engineering bit was. something else entirely but “jules-“ “dont call me that” hes trans. him trans

A ship I have with said character: Garashir <3 of course <3 garak looked at this random jumpy kind of insensitive medical twink and went I can make him worse. and i can fuck him too

A BROTP I have with said character: MILES!!!! miles n julians friendship is so fun lol. it can be gay too if u want. theyrejust. theyre besties for real. so proud of them. also jadzia <333 bi+trans solidarity…. the arcs of both these friendships in ds9 r SO GOOD FOR REAL lol

A NOTP I have with said character: dax. jadzia or ezri. its just. its bad from a writing perspective. i dislike julian/ezri less bc as an abstract concept, as just the 2 characters, itd be cute, but. the Context. pleaaase i need 2 attack eberyone in thr writers room who thought it was a good idea. who thought jadzia ever shouldve or wouldve been like Actually i AM interested in julian. He had this whole arc of being into jadzia and coming on way too strong and then eventually valuing their actual friendship more and !!!! making them date each other. invalidates it. bad

A random headcanon: its an obvious one but hes so the autism. also i dont remember if he ever cooks in the show? if sisko makes him assist or anything? I want to think he would be bad at cooking bc. mildly amusing

General Opinion over said character: i like him :) hes just some guy but if just some guy was not just some guy. hed be soooo normal except he was genetically engineered and hes getting dragged into fucking secret dubious starfleet operations and the assignment he decided to take on for heehee funsies and “frontier medicine” turns into a fucking war outpost and an ex spy. is trying to make out witn him. and he goes through So Much Shit. he is no longer just some twink. but he is some twink. i love him

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

Strange, claws and thirst?

ok sorry for the tonal whiplash between this and my last posts about them heehee,,,

[the meme]

Claws: Is your f/o rough in bed, gentle, or a mixture of both?

I dunno, maybe it's just because he's evil and makes my peepee hard... But I've always imagined him rough by default? Capable of gentle, but rough if not directed otherwise. Kronos being Kronos was aiming for rough anyway, so it'd be a weird night where fae actually asks him to ease up. Y'know. Bruises and bitemarks say takes one to--

Thirst: How often does your f/o need sexual relief?

OKAY TO BE HONEST

I THINK HE LIKES TO PRETEND HE'S NOT A HORNY LITTLE SHIT BUT.

BUT!

Strange and Kronos actually have really similar sexual appetites, Kronos is just way more embarrassed over faers. Having someone to himself he can just fuck whenever he wants has revealed the fact that his image as "too smart for horny" or whatever was a damn lie.

It was always a performance, but. Kronos knows first hand how much of a performance it is. Fae doesn't ruin it either, fae keeps hush. It's a fun little secret to know how often he's pulling faer aside for some AHEM R&R IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING

[worstloki]

Loki: the masculine urge to cry myself to sleep every night

Sif: that... doesn't sound right

Thor: no, it definitely is

[m4rkiza]

pile of headcanons

bunch of raihan/leon headcanon nonsense from my twit*r

theres alot under the cut, warning : its cheesy, also, i headcanon raihan calling leon "bubu"

Raihan is really good at baking and leon is great at cooking savory & spicy food, raihan likes spicy food and leon likes baked goods, they complete each other

Leon so thick and firm he'd be so good to hug and raihan took advantage of that, holding his bubu until leon complains or whine, yknow when ur pet looks so cute and u hug them, like that

leon contacts name on raihans phone is like "♥💖my bubu♥💕", but raihans contact name on leons phone is "Raihan" with capital R

raihan complained about it, showed leons contact name on his phone, leon is surprised bc he thought his contact name on raihans phone is just "Leon" or "Lee"

then leon changes rai's contact name too "🥰raihoney💖

leon doesnt look like the guy who'd be extra on hair and skin treatment, the reason his hair and skin (especially his hair) is unbearably soft and shiny is bc raihan kept reminding him to do so (and buying it)

sometimes leon act spoiled so raihan will do an entire haircare for him

yes raihan do it bc he loves leon unconditionally and he thinks leon deserves it

raihan has a dirty mouth and uses every swear word but for some reasons, around leon all he can say is "jerk" "ugly" and "dumb"

raihan does that bc all he remember when hes with leon is pet names and how-to-coo-and-woo-your-boyfriend

raihan being leons moral compass feels fitting, not bc leon is dumb but bc leon himself is swallowed by his own title and got the hero complex, making him selfless and have a hard time to say no

raihan is there to "what the fuck are you thinking, dont do that baby, you'll die"

but leon seems stubborn yes? he wont listen if people just say "no", he'd ask the reason why, and if the said person doesnt give a clear answer, he leaves but raihan always tries to explain him in full description, short & long lasting damage, consequence etc

so obviously leon listens, and as time goes by, raihan is.. his moral compass, in a way

raihan playfully growls while squeezing leons body parts but its definitely not so playful in leons mind

raihan always ask leon to wear his freshly-washed-hoodie at sunday so when he go to work at monday, his hoodie will smell like leon

raihans laugh is like "aha haha haha *low volume wheeze* phew heehee" and leon got a laugh that can trigger an earthquake

Raihan sneeze like a kitten while leon sneeze like a buldozer

Leon muffles his laugh by hugging raihan so it wont surprise anyone around them

leon demanding affection from raihan by giving him stupid empty threats

leon : Kiss me or ill

raihan : u will what

leon : i-i will shrink your hoodie and make it mine

raihan : no, now come here bubu

In reality, leon doesnt need to do "things" to get raihans attention, raihan told him he can just ask or "just sit on my lap or tug my shirt and ill cuddle and kiss you till the next day", but leons ego is too high for that so he does stupid shit instead

raihan is very loved by leons family bc surprisingly hes able to stop leon and hop from fighting

if u ask how, raihan simply pick up leon up and walk away

aihan is the only guy who leon will listen too and got called as the "champion tamer"

but all raihan do is just

raihan : bubu, no

leon : no..?

raihan : leon. no

leon : no...

then nag him softly while explaining the consequences, sometimes short and long term effect it depends on the situation

leon is stubborn, so it took sometime to convince him that his plan or an action he almost took to partake is very impulsive or doesnt give a good result

the thing is leon is not stupid, infact hes quite brilliant, therefore its hard to convince him if a person who tries to stop him doesnt have a similiar mind like he is, but thankfully theres raihan

for some reasons raihan is able to found leon in any occasion so the league staff ALWAYS calls him whenever leons gone

league staff : mr rai-

raihan : is it leon

league staff : yes

raihan : im on my way

leon likes to ask raihan for hairbands bc he kept losing them

raihan : bubu, isnt this your third time asking for them this week

leon : ....yes..?

raihan spoiling leon bc he feels he wants to make up for him, bc he wasnt available near leon when fought eternatus

leon follows raihan everywhere in the winter and kept pressing himself to him, whenever raihan question whats wrong leon just looked him in the eye and "im warming you up"

leon is small by raihans perspective but he hugs leon tight anyway

raihan is possessive of leon hes THAT hot, charismatic yet very adorable, leon is the one who keeps his chin up and soothe his fears, and hes the champion, everyone wants the champion, u think he'll let go that easily? no, never

and leon is probably possessive too, raihan is a hot nerd, affectionate and gentle, hes the one who push him to his best, the one who also stops him for doing too much, hes his source of comfort and he wont let go and wont let anyone take his raihan away from him for sure

10 years of friendship and healthy rivalry means 10 years of being on each others live, being one of the biggest contributor and supporter for the other, who pushes to the limit yet stopping when one is too close to the edge of the cliff

no matter if its platonic or romantic, they wont let anyone take their rival, friend and lover away that easy, you wont let anyone try to take away one of the important and huge part of your life

raihan big, so hes the big spoon, he loves cooing right at leons ears and kissing the back of his neck, shoulders and sometimes reaches forward to press a sloppy wet kiss to leons cheek

leon crying to raihan when he founds out raihan smokes when hes stressed out, and begging the other to stop and talk to him instead or cope with healthier way

raihan doesnt need an alarm clock to wake him up, leons just need to grin and say "good morning!" its so bright it WILL wake him up

raihan and leon lives together and since then the outfit leon has on his wardrobe is a collection of formal tailored outfits and his battle tower outift, some booty shorts and work out clothing, and obviously underwear and socks.the rest he just stole from raihan

especially t-shirts, hoodies, and jacket, raihan seeing him walking and opening his wardrobe after shower is such a common occurence that he doesnt even need to ask anymore

raihan looks like the type who carries lipbalm and hand cream in his hoodie pocket, he carries 2, 1 cocoa lipbalm for him and honey lipbalm for leon. whenever he met leon, he applies the lip balm on him, it becomes habit that leon even raise his chin up for raihan

leon can sleep alone fine, but when he woke up he felt groggy,but if he slept on top of raihan he'd woke up like he had a perfect 8 hours sleep even tho he slept for only 5 hours

raihan is a heavy sleeper but waking up with leon glued to his chest/back make his whole day better,especially when he woke up to leon peppering his face with kisses to wake him up

raihan being lowkey flustered and overwhelmed by leons beauty/cuteness/sexiness/everything while leon is being clingy and acting spoiled around him

leon cant be serious around raihan, when he saw the gym leader,he automatically let his guard down infront of him, changing from champion leon to leon from postwick, all giddy and happy

leon unzips his champion outfit and once raihan heard the zipping sound he zooms to leon to plant his face between leons chest

if leon wants attention from raihan he will do various things from holding his arm and press his head to raihans shoulders,sitting on his lap and loop his arm around raihans neck,hugging him from the front and put on a cute face

but if raihan wants attention he just, hug leon from behind,put his head on leons shoulder and doesnt let go until leon does SOMETHING

leon has been taking care of others for so long,so when raihan takes care of him ,its a new,yet quite familiar feeling.

its hard to accept since he felt bad about receiving the attention,but raihan kept doing it until leon tend to act spoiled around him

raihan always kiss leons forehead before he sleeps,when raihan is away, he has the urge to videocall raihan so he can coo him to sleep,but hes too embarrassed to do it

he thought abt that and raihan suddenly videocalling him,its noon on the region he visited, and hes like "heeeey, i just want to say good night to my beloved!! good night leon,sweet dreams,sorry bc i cant kiss your forehead but ill kiss u 10x more when im back"

leon was shocked and stared to his camera "lee? fuck,is the connection that bad-" and leon stuttered "n-no! i was surprised...thank you darling, have fun and stay safe okay?"

"of course! dont stay up thinking abt me for too long,i love you so much bubu,good night!

"..good afternoon raihoney,i love you too" leon stayed up for the next 20 minutes rolling around the bed screaming

raihan actually helps leon on taking care of his dragons, which made leons dragonmons actingspoiled around raihan,and sometimes leon thinks that his dragons loves raihan more than him

raihan plays with his dragonmon as if hes playing with a yamper,calling them "cute little babywubby" and playing with their hands,kissing their foreheads and lays with them on the floor,and of course leon joins in by laying on top or next to raihan

even leon have seen raihan carrying his dragapult like a baby with a baby axew hugging his legs, raihan is legit a dragon pokemon magnet

raihan has a habit of cooing or complimenting at leon even when hes doing the simplest thing ever and leon feels giddy like a 5 y.o everytime raihan does it

can u imagine how many pictures of leon raihan have on his phone,its probably more than 1000, he takes picture of leon as if hes a baby pokemon

leon comes to raihans place at 2 am without any warning,i mean raihan DID gave him a spare key so, raihans flat is HIS flat too,and there he goes,going to the bedroom and slip himself under the duvet,crawling to sleep closer to raihan

at first raihan is SO surprised that he jumped from the bed,but now he doesnt care anymore and just kiss leons head,mumbles "goo'nite bubh" and sleep again

leon does it so often that if hes gone from his apartment,people call raihan instead of him

raihan hugging leon from the back while leon is doing stuff in the kitchen while singing,and raihan is there like,peppering smooches and compliments while leon is STILL singing,and giggling bc raihan is smooching him

raihan is BAD at it but he sings along with leon in a joking manner and leon cant even sing anymore bc hes just wheezing while raihan is just "cmOn bAbeEEe SING AgAiiiNNnn"

[whump-n-comfort]

Heehee hi

Trope ask:

•Strict/stern caretaker

•Medieval H/C and or Whump

•Caretaker and Whumpee in love

•Flinching (Just flinching)

send me a trope and i'll rate it ;)

thanks for the ask! :D

strict caretaker No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

eh, not my thing. if done in a certain way i might be able to enjoy it, but i feel most of the time its that "emotionally constipated" type deal that i mentioned before, so it's going to be a /lh no from me chief

medieval whump No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

it's fun! the old fashioned torture or the way characters just pray to a god out there that this normal cold doesnt turn into something more serious because advanced medicine Wasnt a Thing back then is very nice to read (*Merlin thoughts intensifies*)

caretaker and whumpee in love No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

(im going off the assumption that this is "love" in the /r sense) i like it :D right now im more into familial type stuff (older siblings, protective parents, etc) but there are certain tropes that can only be done w romantic partners in my mind, and those tropes are very near and dear to my heart <3

flinching No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know

BIG FAT FAVE. characters who hide their hurt is SUCH a good concept, and flinching is one of those things that can amplify that trope in the BEST way. caretakers noticing their whumpees flinching and hoping nobody saw, but caretaker did, and not only are they going to get to the bottom of why this bothers whumpee so much, theyre going to give them as much love as they can physically muster while doing so

[the19thduckpotato]

In the Shadow of a Smile (Pt 4)

Part 3

Toshi's thoughts rambled aimlessly again.  Why did she have Izuku stay?  Something to do with me?  He grimaced.  I really wish she wouldn't.  I can take care of myself... Is that a fact, now? Listen.... Further thoughts were cut short as Izuku jogged up.  Toshi's face split into a warm grin.  "There you are!"

Izuku grinned back, falling into step beside Toshi (three short steps to each long one). "Hi!" He fumbled with the opening of the strawberry popcorn, munching on a few kernels. I wonder if he can have any... I know he can have sugar in small amounts, but... he does have his own kind of popcorn. Best not to offer n put him in the position of refusing, he'll sneak a few kernels of mine on his own if he wants some.

Toshi smiled down at his fan student son protege, amused by their comparative steps.  He tried to shorten his own steps and looked about.  "See any store you'd like to visit?" is it strange that I want to give him every good thing that he deserves?  Am I allowed to do that?  Well, i mean, I'm All Might, I can do whatever I like... not that I'd ever abuse that. He watched Izuku.  It'd be blatant favoritism.  But he deserves it.  But that would paint an even bigger target than he already has on him.  Which he definitely does not deserve. Toshi's steps slowed more as he let Izuku get ahead of him. I wish... And he squashed that thought immediately, startled that he even thought it.

Izuku looked around. "Aaahhh..." His eyes popped wide when he saw a certain storefront. "Ooh!! There!!" He bounced and pointed, though he quickly snatched his hand back as he remembered Pointing Was Rude.

Toshi's head snapped up and he squinted.  What in the...?

Izuku turned and grinned up at Toshi excitedly. "Can we go there??"

The blond looked amused verging on jovial laughter.  He almost teased Izuku about was there really a need for more plastic All Mights in the dorm? Just because you feel crummy is no reason to pick on the kid, even jokingly.    He picked this store, now let's learn a little more about what makes Izuku happy. "Of course.  I've been meaning to find myself a Chibi Aizawa eraser topper."  He winked.

Izuku smothered a laugh. "He's underground, they don't make merch of him!" Wait what am I even gonna buy in here, they sell All Might merch, and I'm taking ALL MIGHT in here, that's so cheesy and weird! Can I just look at stuff? Will he think it's a waste of time if I do? Oh no, why did I pick this?? Because you were excited, that's why. Because he asked and you answered, now shut up and Deal With It. Hhhnnngg.... "Do... do you maybe wanna find somewhere else though, because I know it's probably weird and-- and maybe there's somewhere else you'd rather be and I'd 100% like to go with you n honestly I don't even know what I'd want to buy from here, I was just looking...." Izuku grinned and rambled sheepishly as they got closer to the store, both wanting to go in and very much not.

Toshi just casually steered his charge into the store without breaking his slowed stride.  "Weird?  I want to see what's selling.  And who is."  He wrinkled his nose.  "I'm not overly fond of the whole marketing aspect of this job... but I get it."  He picked up a plush grinning All Bean and half smiled.  "Small mementos of the people you look up to.  Reminders that mean different things to different people.  If seeing my face plastered everywhere gave people hope, then so much the better." He didnt like the idea of some of his fans being denied that hope simply because they didnt have the money... but he also knew the heroing business was lucratively expensive. "--oop!"  He pointed at a pile of gray scarves and grinned impishly.  "Yessssssss."

Izuku gave a high-pitched laugh when he saw, then ducked and hoped no one heard him. He grinned back at Toshi and nodded. His gaze flitted around the store, landing on a Crimson Riot hoodie in a rack of clothes. "Oh! Kirishima would love that!" He pointed again.

Toshi picked up one of the scarves--it was much shorter than the real deal--and tossed it about his shoulders.  He affected a regal pose.  "What do you think?" he said, trying a droning Aizawa impression.

Izuku squeaked and hid his grin in his hands, shoulders shaking with silent laughter. He lifted his head, composure regained with a straight face.

"Blah blah, stop showing off, blah, I never get any sleep, blah, I have 20 cats and they're all named Mittens--"

Izuku's mouth twitched. He repeated the process.  Shaking his head, he mumbled shyly, "Noooooo... we can't make fun of him...."

"I'm sorry," Toshi snorted, trying to look apologetic.  "That was disrespectful." Jerk. Toshi's ears tinged red as he set the scarf back.  "You know what I'm looking forward to?"

Izuku looked up curiously, surprised at how quickly Toshi put the scarf back and how sad he sounded at the end. "--Oh?"

"When shops like these are filled to the brim with green.  Then I can be the big collector." If you even make it that-- "I'll be able to cite facts about my favorite hero, snatch up first editions, maybe get an autograph if I'm lucky."  He smiled hopefully at his kid.

Izuku squeeeeaked, hiding his face in his hands one more time. He quickly flew to Toshi, hugging his arm tightly. Of course you can you can have so much more than that you can have me, right there, oh please let me still be there--

"Heck, I know just the people to talk to about--i mean, if that's the way you'd like to go.  Merchandizing and all."  Toshi shrugged shyly.  "You're already making an impact now, just wait till you're well known.  People will be demanding Deku merch, heh." He looked about the store, all the current heroes familiar and easy to spot.  He blinked and saw different heroes now, the kids from UA.  Not just Izuku, not just Class 1A, but all the students. He blinked again, eyes stinging. I want to see that.

"Whuh-wuh... uuuhhh... I mean." Izuku lifted his head from where it was hidden against Toshi's arm and blinked. "Yeah, I'd rather talk to your people than try to do it on my own, but..." You mean you want HIM to talk to them and you not say anything, like a shy little puppy.... ...Look, that's a long way off though.... He didn't contradict himself. "I mean, maybe let's cross that bridge when we come to it. I don't know if that's even legal yet, I don't even have my full license...." Can unlicensed heroes even have merch deals? I mean I'm not unlicensed but it's only provisional....

Toshi grinned knowingly.  "I already know you're going to need merch.  No rush, of course... but if you keep going at the rate you already are, well."

Izuku muffled a long wobbly squeak against Toshi’s side.

"And to think that lil old me got to be fortunate enough to be the Great Deku's first fan.  Man," Toshi whistled.  "Am I ever lucky!" And for what it was worth, he meant every word.

Izuku could tell, and the fact made his heart feel all weird and tied up all the sheepish brushing-off he wanted to do in long confusing ribbons mixed with thanks. "...But-- you made Deku, though... I'd be nothing without you." Well, not nothing... I'd still be a person. But I wouldn't be a pro without you. I'm still not there, yet, but I hope... one day....

Toshi gazed at him fondly.  "Do you really still believe that?  That passing you--"  He paused, mindful they were in public, and gestured you know.  "--the, ah,  heroic torch would have been the same no matter who it was passed to?" "A Quirkless middle schooler?  What are you thinking?!  Such a boy could never serve as the Symbol of Peace!!" Toshi had coughed thickly but still proudly responded with, "He really has this burning desire to help people." And yet, Mirai had refused to listen, hanging up on his former partner. "...I picked you on purpose.  And each passing week only reinforces my decision.  Please do not doubt that.  Deku exists because you exist, firstly.  I just gave you a helping hand, that's all."  He grinned and brushed one bang away.

Izuku smiled softly-- mostly with his eyes. He rested his forehead against Toshi's arm, trying to think of words that would both satisfy Toshi and yet still be true. "Not... exactly the same, no. But I think... the other children out there... have just as much... potential. As I do."

"They do." Toshi tousled Izuku's hair.  "And would that I could help all of them the same way.  But..."  he held up one finger.  "Power is a tricky thing.  It has an effect on people and not always good.  The most well intentioned person can still do terrible things. "So it isn't just a matter of being suitable.  You earned my trust by not blabbing my secret.  You inspired me to action when I believed I could do no more.  You...well.  You made me want to live again.  Something that not even All Might could do.  So who's the strong one now, eh? "Frankly, kid, I'll be honest--i don't think there's a whole lot of people like you out there.  Don't sell yourself short."

Izuku gazed up at Toshi in wonder. He tried to think of something to say... his mouth twitched into a smile. "But I am short!"

Toshi just stared for a moment. S t a r e d.

Izuku slowly unsmiled himself. Not sad, but confused... "...Not funny?"

Then burst into a roar of laughter, helplessly trying to gasp, "well of course--heehee--next to me--"

The smile came back full force. Izuku burst into laughter too-- "Well YEAH, you're a GIANT!!" He looked up at Toshi with the brightest grin.

Toshi tried to regain his composure, looked at Izuku, used his hand to compare their heights, wheezed more laughter. "I'm onlyheeheehee seven fooahahaha oh no help--"

The laughter was incredibly contagious, Izuku hiccuping out noises that were a cross between a donkey and a chihuahua.

Toshi made a desperate noise at Izuku's noises, his laughter getting more out of control.  Tears squirted out and he weakly grasped at his kid's shoulder.  He was dimly aware others would be staring but the floodgates had opened and he could only ride the wave at this point. This marvelous wonderful wave.

Izuku's face was starting to hurt, but he was happy, SO happy. He tried his best to support Toshi but he, too, was a floppy noodle of hilarity.

Toshi fought to get himself back under control, his laughter finally tapering off into snickers, then slowing down to an occasional giggle.  He took a deep breath and checked on his kid.

One last snort.

Toshi's eyes widened.  Ohno. He clapped one hand over his mouth but his eyes still twinkled.

A tired giggle. Izuku enjoyed the feeling of being in the moment, still leaned against Toshi in a half-hug. He didn't dare look up, though, or he knew he'd start laughing again.

Toshi cleared his throat and casually thumbed the edges of his mouth.  "Well now we have to get something," he grinned.  "What's your pick?"

"Oh!" Izuku's gaze snuck toward the rack of jackets. "...Hmmm...."

Toshi's head followed his gaze.  "Oh look, a denim jacket!  Best Jeanist, you cad."

Izuku giggled, though he didn't quite get the joke. He stepped over to the rack, peeking through them and looking for-- well, maybe I can wear it... but what if Kacchan sees me? But... well, I can wear it in my room n stuff, at least. Or in places like this. As long as I hide it before I get back.... His fingers brushed over sleeves to check the texture and pushed gaps between the jackets to see if any were All Might-themed.

Toshi blinked and smiled, hands in his pockets.  He waved at the few people who recognized him then returned to watching Izuku dig through jackets.

Most of the All Might merch seemed to have been snapped up already, but Izuku's face lit up when he saw-- "Ooh!"

"Hmm??"  Toshi tilted his head and arched his neck.  "What did you find?"

Izuku pulled a thick Silver Age-print hoodie off the rack, running his hand over the inside lined with a soft fluffy material. "This is great! Lookit!" He held it up and grinned, bouncing on his toes excitedly.

Toshi looked pleasantly surprised.  "Well whaddya know!"  He held out his arm for Izuku to drape it over.

Izuku placed it over his arm, still bouncing. "Can I try it on??"

"Heheheheh, sure, go on." He quietly made a mental note to get Izuku's size and dig into his limited edition wear later.

Izuku picked up the jacket again, taking it off the hanger (making sure to put the hanger back on the rack for now) and unzipping jacket, holding the ends of his sleeves and wiggling his arms in. It was a little big, but he could grow into it.

Toshi was definitely feeling the dad feels right about this time.  His kid proudly showing off his jacket. The breath hitched in his throat for a moment. "Looks great on you," he managed with a delighted smile.

Izuku looked up, smiling brightly. He clapped his hands together in happiness, looking down at them with much interest when he felt how the parts of the sleeves covering his hands muffled the impact. After inspecting this sensation for a few seconds, he looked back up, asking with a shy grin, "So uh... can I, uh..." he ducked his head then brought it up again, "...can I have it?"

Toshi's eyes shone with joy.  I finally get to spoil my kid! "I don't see why not!  Anything else you might like?"

"--Oh!" Izuku's eyes and mouth went round. Surely that's too much!! I couldn't even think of anyth-- wait, yes I could! "Well-- actually... I was wondering if we could pick out some stuff for the others?" He thought of the Crimson Riot jacket, knowing Kirishima would love it, and wondered if he could find something of Kamui Woods' or even Snipe's for Shouji. "Not, like-- all twenty or anything... but maybe..." he bit his lip and stared into space, a plan formulating. "Maybe we could hunt for stuff, like, over a while... and save it until we have one for everybody? Would you like that?"

Toshi's entire face lit up at this suggestion.  "That's a fantastic idea!  And anything we can't find on our own, I'm sure I could dig up somewhere else." He shook his head in admiration.  "You're one in a million, kid, you know that?"

Izuku tilted his head and gave a scrunchy, lopsided smile. "What, really?" For coming up with a gift idea? Everyone will be doing it come Christmas. A thought occurred. "Well, technically, I'm one in 7 billion...."

"Even better.  And to think, you're my kid now." oh no wait, what did I just say oh no OH NO He stammered out a quick apology.  "I-I mean...ah...err... what I mean to say, y-young Midoriya--" He could feel his ears burning.

Izuku went limp in shock, and his eyes grew wide as saucers, practically sparkling. His mouth started to wobble.

"Hey wait, nonono, what did we say about the waterworks?!"  He frantically gestured at the boy, acutely aware of being watched now.  "UH--"

Izuku shot forward, wrapping his arms around Toshi and squeezing tight.

Toshi stiffened in shock then relaxed his muscles, ruffling Izuku's hair.  "Hey now..." I care about you I care about you a LOT and I know I'm terrible at speaking my true heart.  I never told Master and lost my chance.  I never told Mirai and lost my chance.  I don’t want to lose my chance with you, I couldn’t bear it. "Kid..."

((Part 5))

[yukiwrites]

Lingering Feelings

Thanks for the support again, @soffie101 ! Martika is such a fun character to write! I hope I did her justice >v<)

This is a Support Chain C-A between Martika (more info here) and Ashe!

Commission info HERE and HERE!

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C SUPPORT

Dimitri, alone: ...

Martika, alone: *sighs* How could he be so dreamy? I wonder if I can start up a conversation today…

Martika: Go, Martika, you can do this! Let’s talk about lances; it’s a good topic, isn’t it? I think it’s a great topic!

Dimitri leaves

Martika: … Or maybe horses? His Highness is really close to getting his mount certificate, so we could TOTALLY talk about animals. It runs in my family, even! Yes, that’s it! That’s it, Martika, there you go, one two anddd…

Empty space

Martika: O-oh no, where did he go? I lost sight of him...

Ashe: That’s a lot of expressions there, Martika.

Martika: Oh, Ashy, hi there...

Ashe: Hello!

Ashe: I’m sorry, couldn’t help but overhear your monologue there and I’ll have to apologize again for what I’m gonna ask...

Martika: It’s okay- wait, you’re asking-

Ashe: Do you perhaps… Like His Highness?

Martika: Uwah, is it that obvious? Oh my gosh, I wanna bury my head on the ground...

Ashe, blushing: I-I’m sorry if it’s a personal question! 

Ashe: It’s just that it’s actually not the first time I saw you trying to strike up a conversation with him, and your earnest attitude made me want to help you somehow...

Martika, blushing: What, really, Ashy?

Ashe: Yeah! His Highness is actually really approachable, you know? Well… to the point of being kind of off putting if he asks you not to speak politely...

Martika: What’s that, Ashy? I didn’t catch that last part...

Ashe: N-nothing! What I mean to say is that I want to help you! I’m sure we can find a topic for you and His Highness to talk about!

Martika: Aww, thank you so much, Ashy! Then don’t mind if I accept the help, Naga knows I’ll need it...

Ashe: Er, alright, Martika! I’ll come back to you if I think about anything!

B SUPPORT

Ashe: Martika, hey there!

Martika: Oh, Ashy, morning! What’s up?

Ashe: Morning! I was actually looking for you; I have the perfect subject for you and His Highness to talk about!

Martika: *gasp* Really?! Tell me, tell me!

Ashe: Ahaha, w-wait, you need to come with me; it’s actually related to something.

Martika: Something? Where are we going?

Ashe: You’ll see, c’mon!

Screen fades, the Greenhouse background appears

Martika: Oh, I see Deedee in here a lot, but I never really came here on my own… It’s all so pretty. Did he grow all of this?

Ashe: Dedue has the greatest green thumb I’ve ever seen, it’s true. But he didn’t grow everything here… I grew this one here, for example.

Martika: Oh my gosh, Ashy, that’s such a pretty sunflower! It was so well-taken care of, too! The petals are glistering and, and...

Ashe, blushing: Ahaha, I’m glad you liked it that much, Martika.

Ashe: Actually, this is what I wanted to show you!

Martika: Huh? The flower? But weren’t you gonna tell me of a topic- ohhh am I supposed to talk about it with Dimitri?

Ashe: Yeah! I’m sure that if you give this to him, you’ll be able to naturally talk.

Martika: Really? But would he appreciate a flower? I mean, it’s the prettiest sunflower I’ve ever seen, don’t get me wrong, but for Dimitri? I dunno...

Ashe: Don’t worry, Martika. This sunflower represents you perfectly, I made sure of it. Every time he looks at it, he’ll be reminded of you and you’ll be able to talk much more easily!

Martika: R-represents me? This gorgeous flower?

Ashe: Uh-huh. Your smile is just as bright and cheerful as this sunflower, so there’s no mistaking it.

Martika, blushing: A-Ashy…

Martika: I feel kinda bad to pluck it out, though, are you really sure? W-we could keep it here…

Ashe: Of course! We can even put it in a pot so it can last even longer! He’ll see your smile every day!

Martika, blushing: Y-you’re pumping me up so much, Ashy! I don’t know what to say… L-let me go find a pot for this plant for starters, yeah? Yeah!

Martika leaves

Ashe: I knew it; her smile really is the brightest.

A SUPPORT

Martika: Hey there, Ashy.

Ashe: Martika, hello. How’s it going with His Highness? I see you two spending more time together, I’m happy for you!

Martika: Heehee, yup, thanks for all your help, Ashy. Not only that amazing sunflower, but all the topics you helped me pick, too. I managed to even greet Dimitri every morning! It was SOMETHING.

Ashe, sweat: I’m really glad for you, Martika...

Martika: And I have something else to thank you for!

Ashe: Oh? What is it?

Martika: Thanks for helping me talk to Dimitri, Ashy. It helped me organize my own feelings and face reality.

Ashe: I-I’m not sure I get it…?

Martika: Haha, what I meant was that, even if I managed to get more intimate with Dimitri, I don’t think all else that entails being with him would fit me. I mean, Queen of Faerghus? I can’t barely manage my own life, c’mon!

Ashe: O-oh, is that so? I don’t know how to respond to this, actually...

Martika: I’m thanking you, silly! Being aware of the future is something good, so I’m really glad for everything you’ve done to help me open my eyes, even if that wasn’t your original intention.

Matrika, blushing: Besides, it made me open my eyes to… what was close to me.

Ashe: … I didn’t catch that last part, Martika. Are you alright?

Martika, blushing: O-oh, I’m okay!

Martika: Really! I mean, it wasn’t like there was gonna be any future between Dimitri and me, right? Meh.

Ashe: It’s okay, Martika. I can assure you that love is much closer than you think.

Martika, blushing: Ashy...

Ashe: So, don’t worry. You’ll soon be back to being the bright and cheerful sunflower we all know and love. Until then, I’ll be there to lend you a shoulder, alright?

Martika: *sniff* T-thank you, Ashy.

*BONUS*

Paired ending:

After the war, Ashe was formally knighted and appointed the new head of House Gaspard, which had no successors and Martika suddenly disappeared after saying she had 'unfinished business' somewhere. She returned a few years earlier than expected, driven by Ashe's words which lingered in her heart, and immediately went to look for him. After they met again, they could finally release the words of love they had in their hearts and decided to be together forever.

[musicrunsthroughmysoul]

6, 12 and 16 for the song asks? :)

Ahh, thank you JoAnne! :’)

6. is there an artist whose solo career you prefer over their work with their band(s)? Maria McKee over Lone Justice. :) ALTHOUGH...UNLESS I COULD SAY TINA TURNER OVER THE IKE & TINA TURNER REVUE THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN...! Tina’s solo work, obviously. (*pretending the R&RHOF means anything at all* TINA FUCKING TURNER NEEDS TO BE INDUCTED AS A SOLO ARTIST FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD EVER IN THIS WORLD! GAAAAAAH)

12. a band which is the only band from their genre you like? Okay I have to confess that this is an impossible question to answer because I like TONS of genres and tend to like more than one band/artist within that genre. But okay, actually one I can think of is...I don’t really like the hardcore punk genre but I like the Dicks. (Actually, it’s probably legit to say that I DON’T like hardcore as a genre, so...yeah, the Dicks are the exception I suppose. ALTHOUGH FUN FACT! I worked doors for a show last summer that had Youth Brigade on the bill (pretty sure they were the headliners but it was a LONG-ASS show and I volunteered last minute, LOL). They were all right, too, although I think one of my biggest complaints about hardcore, besides just the CACOPHONY of sound that seems to have little structure - sorry for people who think hardcore is much more than that...I’m glad you get something greater out of it than me - is that I CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND THE LEAD SINGER. Which makes it hard for me to like since lyrics are one of the most important things to me in music.

16. favourite album artwork? I think for front and back, I’ll go with Heart’s Little Queen album. But I’m also a little biased since that’s my favorite Heart album, heehee.

[askthetotallynotlosersclub]

write streddie being soft uwu

Stan: *is doing a puzzle like a quirky kid*

Richie: *is trying to help at said puzzle but failing*

Eddie: Richie you just took my piece!!

Richie: Well it was in the wrong spot!!

Stan: *doesnt pay attention bc P U Z Z L E Y U M Y U M*

Eddie: what do you mean?! It fit into the other ones!!!

Richie: No it didn’t!!

Stan: *almost finishes puzzle yum yum*

Eddie: DEAR LORD- IM SORRY STANLEY BUT THIS IDIOT DOESNT KNOW HOW PUZZLES WORK....but it looks very nice to *smiley boye and kisses his forehead*

Richie: *>:(* Edward bullies me

Stan: *finished puzzle :D* Look it’s done!!!

Eddie: awe that looks very nice Stanley!! And Richie you know I love you to death *kiss*

Richie: I feel unloved- let’s watch a movie, boyfriends

Stan: Can we watch a scary one?

Eddie: I swear you two hate me sometimes- *sits on the couch*

Stan: Nooooo *also sits on the couch* *cuddle part 1*

Richie: Eddie is literally a bully *sits next to edward* *leeches to boyfriends part 1 and 2*

Eddie: you guys know I hate scary movies! Last time I peed myself!!

Stan: It wasn’t even a scary movie-

Richie: It was scooby doo

Eddie: *crosses his arms* and?

Stan: You could just not watch the movie with us?

Richie: *puts on the hip movie uhh poltergeist yeah lmao that’s scary*

Eddie: okay peace out! *runs to his room*

Time: kachow

Richie: EDWARD

Stan: Eddieeeeeee

Eddie: *is sleeping in the other room*

Stan: *finds the b0y* *:0* *sits next to eduardo* *Q U I E T*

Richie: *:0 part 2* *plays with edward’s hair oop* *Q U I E T*

Eddie: *wakes up but is v v v tired* oh hi guys *yawn*

Richie: aloha *continues to play with edwards hair*

Stan: *stan* hi

Eddie: *is like half asleep* you know I love you guys

Stan: *uwu* *leeches to the eduardo* yeah we know

Richie: we love you too, dork

Eddie: *hugs the Stan and falls back asleep*

Stan: *sleep oclock*

Richie: *sleep oclock part 2*

Time: kachow

Rain: kapow

Eddie: *wakes up and it's dark out* Stanny?

Stan: *sl33p*

Eddie: hhhhhhh *sits up but cannot bc thy Roach*

Thunder: KACHOW

Rain: YEEHAW

Eddie: *screams bc of thy thunder*

Richie: *literally falls* FUCK

Stan: *awakens* What-??

Eddie: sorry guys- I'm not the best with thunder storms-

Thunder & Lightning: A

Richie: *roach* *hugs edward*

Stan: *hugs edward part 2*

Eddie: you guys are gonna suffocate me *giggly boye*

Richie: good *teehee giggly boye part 2*

Stan: noooo!! *giggly boye part 3*

Eddie: wow thanks Richie *kiss uwu*

Richie: yeahhh i’m tired- *sleep lmao* *also leech tho*

Stan: *pat* it’s really late

Thunder: ahaha H

Eddie: I know...I'll try to sleep

Stan: good! *kiss úwù* i’m going to sleep *sleep oclock*

Thunder: PENIS SAUCE

Eddie: *falls asleep cuddling the Stan*

Morning: peenids

Stan: *sleep sleep sleep*

Richie: *sleep sleep sleep*

Eddie: *is in the kitchen making breakfast* richie! Stanley!! Breakfast!!

Richie: *aWAKENS* F00D *falls into the kitchen ouchies* ouch

Stan: *awakens* *walks like a NORMAL PERSON* i’m tired *stan*

Eddie: *runs over to Richie* are you okay?

Richie: probably *ouchie there’s a bruise on his arm lmao* *s t an d*

Stan: you’re such an idiot

Eddie: yeah but he's our idiot *hugs the Richie from the side*

Richie: *kisses the edward uwu* thank you both for calling me an idiot

Stan: *hugs the b0yfriends* no problem idiot

Eddie: I love you guys so much but GOD DAMMIT THE EGGS ARE BURNT

Richie: you look like a burnt egg

Stan: don’t bURN THE HOUSE DOWN

Eddie: sit down on the couch or something- I'll have to remake breakfast

Stan: Alright *sits on the couch*

Richie: okay my guy *sits on the stan*

Eddie: Richie- you're going to crush Stan

Richie: too BAD

Stan: iM FINE-!

Eddie: I'm still confused about how you two like each other

Richie: *DRAMATIC GASP* Excuse you Stan loves me!

Stan: I do that’s a fact right there

Eddie: I'm so offended

Stan: Dont burn the house down, Eddie

Richie: *l33ch*

Eddie: I won't burn the house down, breakfast is done! Come eat before it gets cold

Richie: *l e a p s off stan and goes to the kitchen 😔👊*

Stan: *stans into the kitchen*

Eddie: *gets his own breakfast and sits on the couch*

Richie: *gets f00d and sits on the coffee table*

Stan: *gets f00d and sits next to edward* Rich, what the hell are you doing

Eddie: richie what the actual hell- *picks him up and puts him on the couch*

Richie: nooooo *goes back on the coffee table*

Stan: right, okay- can we go to the zoo today?? i want to see the bIRDS

Eddie: sure Stan- we can go see the birds

Stan: cool!!

Richie: can we get food there teehee

Eddie: sure Richie! And Stan I cant wait to Christmas so like *gives him a pet bird*

Stan: IT’S SO CHONKY *B I R D*

Richie: thats a sexy bird- where the fuck did you get money, Eds?

Eddie: I've been saving it up!

Richie: nice job, my guy

Stan: *birdbirdbirdbird* *:D*

Eddie: *kisses the Stan*

Stan: *kisses the edward*

Richie: ewww get a room

Eddie: you guys have literally made out on front of me before

Stan: you WATCHED??

Richie: ewwww eddie watches porn

Eddie: what!? No! I was watching tv

Stan: how did you know then?? we were like- in the other room??

Richie: no we weren’t dumbass

Eddie: it seems like every time I kiss one of you and other one makes fun of me!

Richie: calm yourself my guy *kisses the edward owo*

Stan: what he said minus the my guy part *kisses the edward after roach*

Eddie: hhhhhhhhhh *hugs the roach from the side*

Richie: *leeches to the edward* your hair is soft

Stan: include me you dorks *also leeches*

Eddie: watch me fall asleep again-

Stan: you better not because then I’ll fall asleep

Richie: and I’d get time alone and who wants that ew

Eddie: *yawns*

Richie: *kisses the edward’s forehead* wow what a cutie

Stan: I know right?

Eddie: stop it *hides under a blanket*

Stan: noooo come back *s natches edward*

Richie: *:(*

Eddie: *is in the Stans lap now*

Richie: *kisses the stanley and the edward*

Stan: *hugs the b0ys*

Eddie: *kisses the Stan for like 2 minutes*

Stan: *O W O* *y e e h a w*

Richie: gET A ROOOOM

Eddie: STANLEY WHY

Stan: *red intensifies* i don’t know-

Richie: HAHA GAY

Eddie: *v v v v v red boye* i-

Richie: you two are cowards, if i was in stan’s position right now you’d have to go to the doctor from all the bruises

Stan: *GAY PANIC*

Eddie: R-ICHIE)!!-

Richie: I’m just telling the truth

Stan: *red x28338383*

Eddie: *yeehaw to the Stan* I'm sorry-

Stan: *AHHH* *R E D*

Richie: god get a room this is classified as porn

Eddie: oh shush Rich *kiss uwu*

Richie: *Y E E H A W BR O* rekt amirite

Stan: *dYing*

Eddie: Richieeeeeee *hides and hugs him*

Richie: *hugs the stanley and the edward* you two are nerds

Stan: *red flavor*

Eddie: *cuddles up to the Richie* cold

Richie: *plays with eduardo’s hair heehaw*

Stan: *sleeps bc this is too much red is bad*

Eddie: *falls asleep with the Stan*

Richie: *also sleep heehee*

Phone: kachow my guy

Stan: ughhh *awakens to answer the phone*

Eddie: Stanny what's wrong?

Stan: shhhh phone call *answer phone* oh hi *phone talk*

Eddie: okay...*goes back to sleep*

Stan: *phone talk for an hour wtf* ok bye *phone hang up* *lays back down with the b0yfriends*

Eddie: Stanleyyyyyyy *lays on top of him*

Stan: oh- hi- *holds the edward and the roach’s hands bc owo*

Richie: *probably fuckimg— hibernating*

Eddie: *gives him a kiss but he's like v tired*

Stan: I’m tired bbbye *sleep oclock*

Eddie: *falls asleep on the Stan*

Later o’clock: hola

Richie: *awakens to make a grilled chhhheese*

Stan: *sleep?*

Eddie: *still sleep on stan*

Richie: *sits next to the b0ys and eat a good and cool sandwich* *uwu energy*

Stan: *aWAKENS*

Eddipe: *nuzzles the stan in his sleepp*

Stan: *pat pat* what time is it?

Richie: how should i know? we slept all day though, it’s dark again

Eddie: *wakes up but is very sleepy* huh

Richie: *s andwich* look who finally woke up

Stan: *quiet clapping*

Eddie: oh shush *nuzzle uwu*

Richie: *cough cough* gAy *cough cough*

Stan: you’re literally our boyfriend shut up

Eddie: I'll attack you with affection young man *jump on the rouch*

Richie: OH SHIT *falls over ouch* *giggly boye teehee*

Stan: *witnesses*

Eddie: *is on top of the roach behind the couch*

Richie: wow this is pretty gay

Eddie: oh so you don't like me being on top of you?

Richie: no, i’d rather be on top of you *teehee kiss owo*

Eddie: *big blush man*

Richie: *yeehaw x22*

Eddie: Stan helppppppppppp

Bev: *walks in* OH JEEZ

Stan: Hi bev- theyre fucking don’t mind them

Richie: nO WE ARENT

Eddie: *runs and jumps on Bev* HI BEV

Bev: HI EDDIE! IM STEALING YALLS BOYFRIEND

Richie: shit dude don’t do that *stAnds*

Stan: nooooo

Bev: oh- I came over here to ask you guys if you wanted to come to the mall with me! I got my driver's license very early for some reason but yeah!

Stan: Oh sure!!

Richie: bro the fuckimg mALL?

Bev: yes the mall idiot!! Okay who wants to carry this thing *points to eddie*

Richie: I don’t know I think he should walk beside the car, honestly

Stan: hmmm maybe

Eddie: wow yall are so nice

Stan: oh shut up we love you

Richie: accurate

Eddie: *puts on his purse (bev got him it) and runs out the door* GET IN LOSERS WE'RE GOING SHOPPING!!

Bev: I TAUGHT HIM THAT

Richie: what the hell why

Stan: uHHHH

Bev: JUST HURRY UP LETS GO!! YALL BETTER NOT GET NOSEBLEEDS BECAUSE IM WARNING YOU, EDDIE LIKES FOREVER 21

Stan: oh god- *car*

Richie: fucking christ *car*

-at the mall-

Eddie: WHERE ARE WE GOING FIRST

Bev: i dont know- Hooters?

Richie: I’m gay

Stan: I’m also gay

Bev: Yeah okay but they have good wings-

Eddie: oh I have a friend that works here! We can get free wings

Richie: is it your mom? i want to see her working at hooters

Stan: no what the fuck rich

Eddie: Richie-!!

Richie: what i’m just telling the truth

Stan: oh my god

Eddie: *holds Stans hand*

Stan: *:D*

Richie: *insect*

Eddie: *kisses the Stans cheek*

Homophobic couple: we. That's just not right! You boys are way too young

Stan: *>:”0*

Richie: eXCUSE YOU don’t INSULT my BOYFRIENDS *>:(*

Homophobic couple: there's 3 of you?? A couple is only 2 people, a boy and a girl! And that short one already looks like a girl so I guess it's fine

Richie: I will fuckign fight you *>:(*

Stan: no richie calm down *holds back the roach lmao*

Eddie: SHUT THE HELL UP! THIS FANNYPACK IS STYLISH

Richie: iT MAKES YOU LOOK HOT

Stan: Richard calm yourself good lord

Homophobic couple: ugh whatever *pushes the Eddie and walks away*

Eddie: oh well *flips his imaginary long hair*

[dilfsdotnet]

Yo you should answer all of these scene questions👀👀

:OOO

you think so lad???? shit dawg i was thinkin just a few at a time but if that what u want my dear nonnie i will supply

1. wats ur scene name?

i was thinkin maybe ‘gods mistake’ would be a good one but then. i found a way to make it both danganronpa related, and, even better, a fucking pun as well. ‘kamukura kamukura jasqueen’, or just ‘kamukura jasqueen’ for short is good k thxxx

2. describe ur dream outfit!

oooo gosh this ones trickyy!! there are so many good outfits out there, especially in the scene community!! but it’d have to have a few tiny elements of dr cosplay to add a lil of my dangan-weeb culture in there ofc! more specifically, id really love to get one of kazuichis jumpsuit and just wig out and add shit like this just because i could:

(id just rlly love going out in all those glowy/shiny things at night like all that haha..and yes the shoes would probably kill me/my fuckin feet if i tried to walk in them but shut up i love them theyre cute as fuck)

3. describe ur dream haircut!

oo another tricky one!! i do like my regular hair, and honestly id be lying if i said i didnt love ibuki’s hairdo too but id defs have to go with something like this!!

yaaaassss, so pretty and spikeeeey! maybe id dye my natural hair colour black and/or add some funky colours if i ever actually got this style down!

4. describe ur dream room!

i have a lot of ideas for dream bedrooms actually, but heres a visual image of one of them i found!!!

MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM MIKU ROOM

(this specific idea arose mainly just for the aesthetic but i also find it super cute and a good environment to be in general hhhnnggg)

5. if u could make anything out of kandi, wat would u make?

oh you mean those colourful beads and bracelet things??? i love those man!!! theyre so visually appealing to me aaaaa…id probably just make a fuck-ton of those and most probably use the little letter beads to say random words/phrases like ‘aubergine’ and ‘despacito’ knowing my shitposter self lmaooo! id definitely make a sansmaeda themed one too thoo fr

6. wat would u write on ur shoez?

it’d probably range from things like a simple kaomoji doodle to something randum and stupid like ‘seesaw’ bc yes asjnd

7. wat kinda piercingz/tattooz do u hav/want?

i dont think i rlly want any real piercings (at least not atm) but id totally go for those fake stick-on gemstone lookin’ ones! and as for tattoos, i cant rlly see myself gettin one of those rn either, but id want something like a mario power-up, preferably the bell one/cat suit powerup!!! its my favorite powerup and its sooo cute!!!

8. fave genrez?

i dont rlly have a specific genre, i like most kinds of music, but i rlly like energetic music that i can dance tooo!!! >w

9. fave bandz?

im a big fan of gorillaz and botdf!!! i like p!atd as well but havent listened to it in a while.. gatta catch up loool

10. fave songz?

my favs alternate a lot, but atm im super into ‘slow dancing in the dark’ by joji!!! so much emotiooon quq…also rlly hooked on botdf and jefree star’s ‘sexting’ tooo lmaooo

11. fave lyricz?

‘The world keeps spinning Among this sinning Oh what a cruel and disgusting place The purest moonlight Is bloodied by plight And screaming resonants But somehow I know That it’s all for show The world will reveal it’s true beauty soon And we’ll all reach towards the moon ‘

its so deep but its from a fucking kaito momota fansong and i love that asnkjdnefe

12. hav u evr been to a concert?

not in a damn long while my lad,, rip australians not havin many artists they like from other countries tour there ;-;

13. do u wanna be in a band?

ive always thought thatd be pretty cool ngl!!! tourin around with ur bandmate friends, makin awesome fuckin tunes, people lovin u and ur music, just livin the dream in general,, nice

14. wats da best soda/energy drink flavour?

havent rlly had any as of rn  my lad so i wouldnt know :/

15. wat do u miss most abt old internet?

i loved that we could all just be ourselves and act like the kids we are inside without bein reprimanded at all.. it aint rlly that much of an issue for me but i still think itd be a lot nicer if it was like that again sometimes,,

16. wats da best old meme?

ooohhh there are so many i still miss man! numa numa ermagerd and doge still remind me of the glory days…when old animeme was good and you could still haz ur cheezburgers in peace. also rage comics! rage comics were good what happened

17. best place 2 buy clothez?

i dont think theres any hot topics in australia but if there is. i will hunt it down you hear me

18. wat r ur fave accessoriez?

OH THERES SO MANY GOOD ONES??? as i stated b4 i rly love kandi bracelets and other glowy/led things!!! also rlly love ties with cute and fun patterns and long colourful and/or ripped socks like ibuki’s too hehe

19. wats ur best tip fr ppl that just got into scenecore?

im not rlly the best at advice, but my main point would be-just hav fun here dudes!!! dont let anyone else bulli u abt it, we’re supportive people, u can talk to me or anyone else whos willin to listen an/or help for reassurance ofc

20. opinion on furbiez?

oOH MY GOD YES. FURBIES. MY BABIES I WANT 10 OF THESE CHILDREN…I ACTUALLY HAVE A FURBY HE LIKES SLEEPING IN HIS SPECIAL DRAWER AND HIS NAME IS TINGLE I ADORE HIM I’LL POST A OF PICTURE LATER MAYBE

21. opinion on funko popz?

i like em and ive seen lots at eb games, but i dont buy em much..i do have a megaman pop with a broken arm tho loool

22. wats ur fave pattern? (zebra/leopard print etc)

i looove a lot of patterns but not gonna lie im always a sucker for rainbow checkerboard patterns yknow hehe!

23. fave color combo?

i dont have one rlly…soooo many possible comboooos…cx

24. sumthing u liked as a kid dat u still like?

im still going on girlsgogames and recently, ive finally mastered sues beauty machine!!!! its so good and fun all of ya’ll should try it my dudeeees

25. wats ur most used emoticon? 0w0

as most of ya’ll probs alredy know i spam ‘:O’ a lot, but one of my bigger favs is actually ‘x3′ and my fav kaomoji is ‘ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧’ (both of them are so kyooot >w

26. wats ur fav typin quirk?

i luv talkin like dis, but i dont rly do it that often loool…i awso wuv tawking in ‘owo’ speak wike dis >//w//>

27. do u wish ur fllwrz talked 2 u moar?

hellz yeaaa!!! i luv followr interaction my dudee! it makes me super happi when u all talk to me heehee! x3c

28. tag ur fave scene blawgz!

:O !!! oh gawd!!! i dont know many atm but heeereee!

@xxadam-antidotexx (op of the ask meme)

@glitchkichi (not sure if this counts but their stuff’s rlly cool >v

@otonashi-banana (scene boyf…wuv im more than anythin >///w///>

29. wat got u into scenecore?

i dont remember exactly how it happened but i’d always sorta wanted to go back to the glory days that was the old web and the scene era, and that, coupled with a bright, colourful aesthetic that i could really enjoy, drew me in like a moth to a neon colored flame ig looollll

30. how long hav u been scene?

i’ve only been officially apart of the community for about a few months now (at time of writing) i reckon so some things are still a lil new to me ig ^^;;

31. wats da best thing abt being scene?

the freedom of bein able to express myself 4 one thing, and its just so fun being so ‘out-there’ yknow???? it feels so great really

32. do u hav a fursona?

i…actually used to but ive moved on from the furry fandom and ive grown more attached to my human sona anyway sooo :/

33. r u in sum “cringy” fandomz?

YEA man!! i dont rlly think dr is inherently considered ‘cringey’ but undertale is and im in that one for sure!!! i also kinda technically never left the skylanders fandom(?) so theres that too ig??? oh yeah and who wants to let me draw my old moshi monsters characters COWARDS

34. do u liek plushiez?

YASSSS QUEEEN!!!! i have HEAPS of them in my room on my desk with my gonta shrine

35. do u liek stickerz?

also a big yaaassss from me dawggg!!! i love them and i love those ones that you stick on your fase like this!

its so cuuute!!!

36. do u hav a friendproject?

i dont, not at the moment a least, actually! didnt even know what it was til recently but it looks kewl haha

37. do u hav any other scene account?

well, i haz this one, and i also have an emowire account for shuichi if that counts!!

38. do u make art? (drawingz, blingeez, etc.)

YES!!! i love to draw and i also make blingee edits sometimes!!! ITS SO FUN XD !!!

39. wats da most scene thing? (anything!)

hmmm, weeell…i think the most stereotyped thing would be that kewl, suuuper big hair like this;

its really prettyyyy, and i love all that colouuur!!!

40. ask ur own randum question!!

hm, oh wowie, since the anon didnt specifically ask this one…POTATOES!!! X3

phew, finally done, that was a lot of typing! this was so fun to do though, so thank u nonnie!!! :3

[evilback-wards]

Love Hotel Extension [Kokichi Oma Oneshot]

Rating: 18+

Pairing: Oma Kokichi x Saihara Shuichi (Danganronpa V3)

Length: 2,255 words*

Prefer AO3 format? Click here. Otherwise, below the line lovelies~

*Note: Dialogue in italics comes directly from Kokichis Love Hotel Scene. I strongly recommend watching before diving in!

“You seem to be rather enjoying this…for a cornered criminal.”

…

“I really wanted your eyes on me…”

..

“Kokichi, wait! Wait!”

.

“Nee-heehee…that was pretty fun. See ya, Shuichi.”

The last few moments seemed to have passed by so quickly, my mouth couldn’t keep up with the more logical thoughts in my head. My feet somehow found the strength to stand, shifting my body back onto the bed. I needed to give Kokichi just as much attention as the others—he couldn’t run out. Everyone else had stayed. This wouldn’t be a fair ending for me or him.

“Wait—Kokichi, you’re wrong! My men have cornered yours, and if you leave this room well, you’re done for!” I spoke, words running out my mouth as I thought of them. While this wasn’t a lie, from the spiel Kokichi tried to tell me before, this could be twisted into one through his eyes. Maybe this is what he is looking for in his fantasy. A fantasy where I’d lie to him. A fantasy where I lie.

Silence. I watched as Kokichis’ hands paused just above the door handle. What did he have to say? Was this fantasy not over yet? Kokichi proceeded to take off his scarf, feeding it from his neck into his left hand.

“Ya’know, you’re a terrible liar. Someone oughta teach you a lesson on lying,” Kokichi said, laughing as he turned to face me again. Kokichi wore his usual scary face, but, something with his smile seemed off. Almost as if he was…nervous? His steps toward me felt a bit over-calculated, his ankle nearly buckling as he stepped on the uneven flooring that bordered the bed.

“W-What do you mean?” I replied, curious though thoroughly frightened for what Kokichi had in store. Kokichis’ mischievous grin was upon me once more.  In a single swoop, Kokichi managed to blindfold me with his scarf, giggling throughout the entire sequence. What was his angle? The fabric of Kokichis scarf felt a bit more sheer than usual, a spiral of square knits making up the black-and-white scarf.

“I know what you want,” Kokichi teased, “don’t act stupid.” The scarf had obscured most of my vision, but I could still make out shadows. Kokichi appeared to be standing directly in front of me as I sat on the bed. I didn’t really know what to expect from here. Where was this going?

“Then what do I want?” I asked, trying to add a bit more sass to my role. If Kokichi wants this to run off the rails, I’ve had worse with others in the academy from my repressed memories.  Besides, part of me, the part I smothered…really wants this. Even if that is hard to admit to myself.

I watched as shadows began to blur a bit, stretching and throwing off shadows from itself. Wait—was Kokichi…?

“W-What are you doing?” I asked, choking out the words as I blush grew on my cheeks.  If he was doing what it looked like from my perspective, then things were…getting interesting.

“Giving you proof, of course,” Kokichi answered with his familiar snicker, more shadows being thrown off his figure, “I think its time for the *strip search*.” My blush became a deeper crimson, hands heading for the tied scarf around my eyes. My brain kept battling on whether I still wanted it on my face or not, though eventually Kokichi made up my mind for me. His hands grabbed mine, grunting.

“Pay attention to your prisoner, Shuichi!” Kokichi scolded as he squeezed my hands. Great – on top of being a liar, Kokichi was a terrible criminal. Or at least someone roleplaying as one—er—maybe being one? I couldn’t muster up the courage to say much, the fabric of the scarf blocking me visual cues beyond shadows. My lips quivered at the sensation of Kokichis’ fingers gently pulling me forward. Contrast to most things Kokichi had done during our time at the academy, this felt…delicate. Like Kokichi had been handling something he cherished. The pulling ended as I felt my middle finger contacted his chest.

I could feel my fingertips shiver against his skin, pressing in a bit to inspect for any “transmitters”. For a criminal, Kokichi seemed to be leading this investigation. Kokichi led me on a journey across his body, a few giggles filtering through his mouth as my fingers glided across certain areas. We started with what felt like his shoulder. It felt firm as my hand was gripped by the wrist, leering me over his neck and then his chest. We stayed on the upper portion of his body for a long time before he pushed my hands away for a few moments before inviting my touch back onto his skin, finger by finger. Starting with my pinky fingers and alternating between the left and right side of my hands, I was wondering how this had anything to do with the original topic. I could hear myself blurt out in exclamation as my middle fingers laying against his—oh t-those are soft! I felt Kokichi press my middle fingers in a bit deeper before gliding me across the remainder of his chest, hips, arms, hands, and any other place he seemed pleased for me to invade. From my touch, I noticed Kokichi had, out of convenience or vanity, kept his boxers on.

“Ah—r-right. I don’t feel any transmitters,” I said aloud, almost as if I expected a response of any sort. If Kokichi was Kokichi right now—and I myself…then what made this roleplay?

“Ding ding! That means you’re wrong and I caught you in a lie! So that means I can do whatever I want to you~” Kokichi said, his tone seeming to take more of seductive tone near the end. Eh—wasn’t he the one—who—and then—I could feel myself get competitive. I’m not sure where this feeling came from.

“That’s wrong! If you really wanted to take advantage, why did you undress yourself and not me?” I retorted, crossing my arms across my chest. This entire situation was unfair. I could hear Kokichi let out a loud, long laugh from his mouth. The laugh droned on and on, part of me thought humiliating me was Kokichis’ real fantasy.

The shadow emitting Kokichis voice swung further in, his features beginning to fill out the empty space in my mind. For his small stature, Kokichi was showing to be well—no, I shouldn’t be thinking these thoughts! This is supposed to be Kokichis’ fantasy, not mine.

Kokichi kept leaning closer until I could feel his breath on me. More silence. More tension. What was the point of this entire exchange, what in Kokichis mind got satisfied by playing mind games like these?

“Well, this is rare. No one has ever caught me this off beat. Guess that makes me a pretty crappy phantom thief huh? Guess, if I did the right things from here on out, there’d be an actual chance you’d let me go free?” Kokichi whispered, becoming sultrier by the letter. How was I to honestly complete this fantasy? Did Kokichi want the truth, or a lie—or was all of this just lies?

“No; there’s no leeway for anyone in justice Kokichi. Especially for liars like you. You get…” I drawled, trying to think of more lines. My mind froze when I saw Kokichis eyes for the first time in several minutes, staring directly into mine. I could feel his lips float over mine, his tongue circling his lips and (indirectly) licking my own lips. I quivered at the sensation, about to lean back, but then I saw it: Kokichis’ true lie.

Due to the closeness Kokichi had with me – compounded with the intensity of the color I had been seeing through the scarf, I caught the lie. I could…finally expose him. Now I was silent. I wanted the silence to weigh on him, I wanted his lie repository to run dry. I wanted to corner him again.  Kokichis words from this point kept stumbling on each other, his sentencing starting with no clear end in sight. It was a pleasure to see a liar like Kokichi sputter his words. I matched his own vision the best I could, feeling Kokichi begin to crawl further on my lap. While our eyes didn’t break away during the movement, part of me believed, through the sheer black-and-white scarf, I could find the truth behind the “Ultimate Supreme Leader”.

Abruptly, I felt Kokichi push me down onto the bed again, with such force I felt the scarf slide up my face. Now, though only partly visible, I could put a clearer face on Kokichis’ nervous stammering. Kokichi didn’t want to have lying contest or to try and fluster me—he wanted someone to dominate him with lies.

“W-Well, what is it? This phantom thief is getting impatient!” Kokichi blurted out, perhaps the least scripted line I’ve heard him say.  I smirked, pressing the scarf from my eyes to get a full view of the blushing Kokichi on my lap.

“I never saw a criminal so eager for punishment,” I responded, tracing an infinity symbol along the sides of Kokichis’ wrists, “Excited for the handcuffs that’ll be around your wrists?”

Kokichis eyes, seeming entranced, kept themselves on me as he gave a slow nod, his blush seeming to hit the tomato hue range. This is what I expected of Mius’ time with me here—but—I guess people can have fantasies that contradict their implied tones. I continued to trace the outline of infinity symbols along his wrists (I started to integrate the scarf in that, too), gradually working their way past his arms and up to his shoulders. As a finale, I threw the scarf around the back of Kokichis neck, pulling on either end of the scarf to propel myself closer to the face of my criminal. After doing my best to guestimate how Kokichi managed to wrap the scarf around his body, I placed my hands on the tops of Kokichis’ shoulders. I’m nearly positive we’d be knocked out soon, and soon this would only be a hazy memory for me. I hope that, even in this memory Kokichi would forget, I met his expectations as a play partner.

“Whatever the detective sees fit, I’ll do...maybe I’ll never leave, depending on your answer,” Kokichi retorts, bringing both of his hands underneath my shirt and pressing against my chest. I was certain my blush resurfaced, but I tried to keep the rest of my face stolid. I had to stay firm if I wanted to reel in Kokichi and make his fantasy of domination come true.

“I’m sure a criminal like you can only be redeemed by my ruling,” I teased, deciding to act a bit dangerously and pull at the only other remaining clothing on Kokichi. I could feel his boxers easily bend between my thumb and ring finger, teasing it half open before Kokichis’ face became engulfed in hot stimulation.

Our eyes had only connected a few times since his attempt to leave. At the beginning of this fantasy, it was a struggle to even grasp my character. Playing myself in Kokichis fantasy may have been a bit too meta for me but things about him were beginning to seem easier to understand. Underneath Kokichis puckered lips and scarlet face, I could feel him trembling. Deep within his pupils, I could find traces of fear. Along his wrinkled brow was doubt—maybe insecurity—features a detective like me can deduce a lot from. I felt like the months we’ve spent together were all catching up to me in my mind, as Kokichi kept blushing, lips puckered in tight, unable to speak a single word.

It took a few more seconds until, after what I could only coin as the sheer amount of surprise overloading Kokichi, he lay wilted in my arms. His hands rested around my waist. Slow, but pleasant-sounding exhales were released from Kokichi every now and then. I guess I narrowly saved another one of my classmates’ dark fantasies. A part of me smiled, knowing I would rest a bit easier than I had most nights.

I began to pull the covers over me and Kokichi, deciding against prying his hands away from me. Besides, if I remember Monokuma correctly, we’d wake up in our separate dorms. I’d allow Kokichi this solace to ease his mind of day-by-day troubles.

As I felt myself fall closer to sleep, I could feel Kokichis’ hands shift a bit. Was his overzealous pass out move a final trick of his? Either way, we were likely at the end of our time here. I could feel Kokichis face slowly dig from inside of my chest to just below my chin in a very few seconds.

“Disappointed I never broke out the cuffs,” I joked to him, smiling as I watched his sheepish face start to delve into the red hues. Kokichi shook his head, hesitating at first but then leaning in to give me a kiss. As my mind was clouded by another unexpected move by Kokichi, he pulled back as fast as he came onto me.

“That’s a freebie! Anyway, I guess we should get some rest. I'll think of a more exciting game for next time. Make sure you excite me too,” Kokichi said, his voice strained with a weary tone. I answered with a nod, falling asleep in Kokichis’ arms.

[betty-fandom-blog]

what r ur favorite stims? i know u reblog some stuff sometimes but i wanna know pls!

Oh! Good question!

I recently have discovered that, like, a Lot of the “weird”/“random” stuff i do (making random noises/sounds; randomly singing; doing certain movements; etc.) is “technically” stimming, which makes me feel better because I was worried that I had something “wrong” with me.

[Please note that the above paragraph’s worries came from the times I didn’t know all that much about my ADHD. I have learned a lot more now. It is NOT to say that people who stim are weird nor that they have something wrong with them, because they don’t!! I am merely stating my own experience.]

Over time, after learning more about my ADHD as well as stimming overall, I have discovered some of my fave things/the things that help me the most! The following list is not in any particular order, sorry! And some may not technically fall under stimming!! But I like writing down stuff that makes me happy!! So I guess that’s what this list will be of!!

•Sinking glitter/colors, like those rod and hourglass thingies with the water, glitter and colored oil(?) that sink to the bottom when you tilt it?? Those are good.

•Jumping up and down!! and running in place!! Doing physical activity in one place is so much fun!! Plus it helps me get out some of my uncontrollable!! energy/hyperactivity!!

•Singing!! audio!! and music!! I love singing and listening to stuff uwu idk if it counts as stimming but!! having something to listen to sooths my brain a bit from overthinking and getting too overwhelmed when things get too loud (or too quiet, for that matter!)

•Soft things to squeeze! And hug!! I love big plushies a lot, but smaller ones are good too! And Squeezamals?? Squeezimals?? however they’re spelled are soft and don’t have the gross smell that a lot of rubber/plastic squishies do- plus they’re plush and soft and eeeeee hand-sized!! this list is making me happy aindoabdowbd

•Doing stuff with my hands in general is nice!! I like to draw(either on my phone, drawing tablet, and/or sketchbook); write(same as w/ drawing, but i really like typing on my phone and keyboard bc of the clicky clack!!! tappies!!!); drumming on stuff; hand-flapping; washing my hands with warm water; doing the dishes; running my hands over nice surfaces/textures (smooth, soft, sequins, some rough surfaces???? but there are some I Do Not Like),,, I just do a lot of stuff with my hands, and whenever I do it’s helpful for me to focus and stay calm!!

•Watching videos!! Bc there is a Lot of Good Content online!! plus!! watching stuff keeps my brain quiet for the most part uwu

•Popping bubble wrap!! and doing/pressing stuff that almost-instantly reacts to my touch!! like fidget cubes, Rubik’s Cubes, squeezable thingies...

•Shaking stuff, especially the previously-mentioned glitter/water/color thingies!! I have a clear plastic stick thingy of water and glitter and color, and I love to shake it a lot, even if that doesn’t really do anything sinrowbroebrowbr

•Leg kicks!! Dancing!! Wah-hoo!!!

•Typing the same word/letter over and over again, like “heehee” and “eeeeeeeeeeeeee”!! It’s just a Happy Thingy, and doing the capitalization for Seemingly-Important Words And Phrases is A Good too!!

•Playing with my hair!!

•Indulging in my hyperfixations!! Bc doing so chills me out too!! Idk!!

•Making lists!! Organizing!! Sweeping!!

Ok if I don’t stop now, I’ll be writing this forever, but I hope this was ok anyway! Thanks for the ask!!

Edit: I forgot to add rocking back and forth!! And tapping my foot!! Sorry!!

[askthetotallynotsquad]

CAN U GUYS WRITE THAT BOYFS PURPLE TONGUE THING THAT ALWAGS HAPOENS

Ava: yup my guy

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Jeremy: *holding Michael's hand and walking next to christine* I swear to god if they're out of blue-

Michael: aw come on you can just get the coke one-!

Christine: I’m paying for both of you!! This is my friend gift to you two!! *BOUNCY*

Jeremy: you buy us too much stuff- and michael you're insane if you think I'm getting the coke one

Michael: you’re such a dork jeremy

Christine: look we’re here wooo!!

7/11: hi what’s up

Jeremy: yes!! *runs inside*

Michael: *SPEED* jeremy, by the way, once you get your slushee meet me behind the 7/11 *flick* *SLUSHEE AND SPEED*

Jeremy: if you're getting me to smoke again I swear to god- *gets his slushee* B L U E

Michael: *goes behind sEveN eLevEn*

Jeremy: *walking to the back and drinking his slushee while playing happy poo jump*

Michael: *SNATCHES jeremy’s arm and pulls him behind a trash bin eWwWw* jeremyyyy

Jeremy: michael I'm about to beat high score!!-

Michael: hurry the fuck up because i have a gift for you

Jeremy: that I have to be behind a dumpster for? *stuffs his phone in his backpack*

Michael: oh shush dumbass *v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v long kiss 😳😳😳*

Jeremy: michael why now-

Michael: because i fucking love you! c c c cmonnnnn

Jeremy: I love you too *playing with the strings on the Michael's hoodie*

Michael: sooo can we make out behind the 7/11 now?

Jeremy: hmmmmm...maybe

Michael: *kiss uwu* we gotta be fast because christine is waiting

Jeremy: why do we have to do it hereeeeee

Michael: because!! we had slushees and now the colors can mix and we can have purple tongues and it’ll be super cool

Jeremy: and christine can make fun of us?

Michael: why the hell would she be looking at your tongue??

Jeremy: when I open my mouth to talk?? I dont know dont question me mikey

Michael: you can just do that cute thing where you talk with your hands and cover your mouth when you laugh

Jeremy: oh shush Mell

Michael: can i kiss you now?

Jeremy: dont have to ask me twice *kiss*

Michael: *long kiss 😳😳*

Jeremy: *runs his fingers through his hair*

Michael: *wraps his arms around his neck lezzgo* *stops kissing the jerome bc AIR* i fucking love you idiot

Jeremy: michael you sound like you need an inhaler

Michael: can you be my inhaler~? *fake cough ahaha*

Jeremy: my pleasure *giggly boye*

Michael: *kisskisskisskiss òwó*

Christine: Guys? Where are you!!

Jeremy: ah- christine is coming! *jumps out* HEY CHRISTINE

Christine: I- jeremy-? Where were you?? And where is-

Michael: *LEAPS OUT* Uhhh HEY *fixes his glasses and his hair lmao*

Jeremy: WHATS UP- WHERE HAVE YOU BEENNNN

Christine: *gIgGle teehee* nice shade of purple you guys

Michael: *RRRRED* I- uh- uh-

Jeremy: IT WAS HIS IDEA

Michael: *hugs jerome >:((* shut upppp

Christine: oh you dorks let’s get you home so you can finish what you started

Jeremy: *ruffles his hair* okay *winks at the michael and gets in the car*

Michael: *sits next to the jerome and hides in his hoodie AHHH*

Jeremy: *kisses his cheek* never knew michael mell could get kinky *giggly boye*

Michael: jeremy if you don’t shut the fuck up- *hidehidehidehide*

Jeremy: you just want to get me against a wall mikey

Michael: shush-! christine- christine is still here!!

Christine: *d r iving*

Jeremy: I've ranted to her about worse

Michael: fine keep your boner then baby boy

Jeremy: you're just making it worse michael

Michael: *sits on jerome’s lap in the car heehee 😳😳* what’re you gonna do about it, hmmm?

Jeremy: so you like sitting on my boner?

Michael: i’m just tryna make it worse *YEEHAWYEEHAWYEEHAWYEEHAW*

Jeremy: *moany boye* Michael not now- christine is literally right there

Michael: ughhh too bad- chris, can you turn the radio up?

Christine: okay got it!! *BLASTS THE RADIO*

Michael: sweet ok *YEEEHAWYEEHAWYEEHAW*

Jeremy: Mikey please- I'm not in the mood for losing my virginity in chris's car

Michael: ughhh fine when we get to your house *hughughug ùwú*

Jeremy: christine is still gonna be there- remember we're all having a sleepover??

Michael: bitch a house has more than one room- plus, christine goes to sleep hella early

Jeremy: jeez why do you want to get in my pants so bad

Michael: do you not want me there? *whip and nae nae*

Jeremy: oh shut up *pushes his face away*

Michael: wow rudeeee *fAlls*

Christine: We’re almost there!!

Jeremy: okay Chris!! *helps michael up*

Michael: don’t touch me you GERM

Jeremy: okay then *let's go of his hand and scoots away from him*

Michael: no stop i didn’t mean it *leech*

Jeremy: *plays with the Michael's hair*

Car: we stoppin

Christine: we’re home!!

Jeremy: home!! *runs inside*

Michael: *l e a p s outta the car* tHANKS CHRISTINE *run after jerome*

Christine: *:)))* *also goes into the hOme*

Jeremy: *runs into the game room thing he has and plops on the bean bag* what shall we do first

Christine: *:00!!* lets play truth or dare!!

Michael: very cool idea christine

Jeremy: okay! Since michael just lovesssssss the idea, you go first

Michael: uh okay sure jeremy truth or dare ahaha

Jeremy: pft dare

Michael: i dare you to uhh- christine help me think for a second

Christine: oh oh oh!! i have one!! jeremy i dare you to wear the spare dress i keep in my car!! i’m so good at this

Michael: YES THAT WHAT CHRISTINE SAID

Jeremy: I thought you guys were my friends- *walks out to the car and comes back with it one* bam

Christine: *cAckle* jeremy you’re so thin, oh my lord eat food sometime!!

Michael: haha jeremy’s sKinNY

Jeremy: I do eat! I love meat and I eat it all the time!

Michael: jeremy shut up the only thing you do with meat is beat it

Jeremy: well I'm sorry I have a super hot boyfriend

Christine: caaaaaan you guys stop being in love and continue the game?

Michael: yeah jErEMy

Jeremy: alrighty- Chris! Truth or dare

Christine: uhhhh dARE-!!