Category Is....Taking Off Realness
"I AM SERVING YOU PUNK FUNERAL REALNESS ON THE RUNWAY! I FEEL DAZZLING AND ON CHIC! I FEEL LIKE I PERSONALLY KILLED SCOTT PILGRIM AND DESTORYED IS TWINK BODY! shade sound effect MY FEATHERS ARE MADE OUT OF MICHELLE VISAGE'S ARMPIT HAIR cartoony shock sound effect AND MY GLASSES ARE SHOWCASING MY GL-ASS sound effect for puns ES! I AM FREE! I AM MOMMY! I AM, ENVIOUS, OF MY OWN BEAUTY AND GRACE! it's a talent, really!"
- Envy Adams if she was on Drag Race
(original gifs by @mercurymascara)
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listening to black sheep from scott pilgrim and just thinking abt lpog . can i b normal abt bitter ex songs and them
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Raise your hand if you only watched the live action Scott Pilgrim movie just for Chris Evans and Brie Larson 🙌
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reminder that making time for your friends, even when you're tried and socialising feels overwhelming is important to do every so often. it's especially important to do this actually.
time alone can be good, for a time, but humans are social creatures and we need to talk to people, there's nothing wrong with that!!
sometimes the more time you spend alone the more your brain will tell you to stay alone. that's not true, you're allowed to (and should!!) see people that are important to you. sometimes that alone can be surprisingly healing.
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cowboy like me | masterlist
dbf!joel miller x f!reader | ao3 | playlist
back home in austin after five years away, you're looking for something to do with your summer.
what you don't expect, is to find that something in the form of joel miller. quietly charming, ruggedly handsome, flannel-donned joel.
you know. your dad's best friend.
please check out individual chapter content warnings before reading!!! this series features adult content.
series warnings: age gap (reader is 23, joel is 48), cursing, alcohol + dr*g use, mentions of pregnancy & periods, physical violence, allusions to cheating, smut, angst, fluff, softdom!joel mostly (some jealous/protective/possessive!joel along the way).
main series
chapter 1: greetings from austin, tx
chapter 2: shameless
chapter 3: grilled
chapter 4: moneyball
chapter 5: welcome home
chapter 6: company
chapter 7: bloodstream
chapter 8: lend me some sugar
chapter 9: checkmate
chapter 10: ride it, cowgirl
chapter 11: illicit affairs
chapter 12: hits different
chapter 12.5: if i had a gun
chapter 13: heart, body, soul
chapter 14: secrets
chapter 15: the sweetest con
bonus
➵ if patrick bateman were a woman
drabbles
➵ dragging joel to the eras tour
➵ sex tape [prelude to chapter 11]
➵ books joel would be into
➵ slow dancing in the kitchen
➵ joel versus a nightmare
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