#helluva boss agent two

[trisiyamoon]

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[blitzwhore]

This is canon. To me

[impossiblesublimelight]

I find it really interesting how effective human made weapons/technology is against Hellborn. (And even Heavenborn in some cases)

Tranquilizers

Taizers

Truth Serum

Ghostf**ker’s Ghost Sucker 9000

Not even a higher ranking demon like Rolando is immune to human made gadgets. Because Millie specifically called the Ghostf**kers show “earth trash”, implying that the vacuum Blitzø bought was likely human made.

Holy Pendent

I’m not sure if I’m looking too much into it, but my stint in the Good Omens fandom has got me conditioned to expect a Humanity Vs. Heaven Vs. Hell scenario.

As unlikely as that sounds, I can’t help but find it an interesting idea, and I’m interested to see if DHORKS actually manages to become a decent threat in season 3. After all, they still have that portal to Hell they’re working on, and we still haven’t seen who’s actually running the whole operation. Agent 1 and Agent 2 HAD to of made their report to someone to get the funding needed for their new base and weapons.

[darkmessiah2000]

These muthers pretty much just opened a portal to The Immaterium (Warhammer 40k) or better yet a Caul (Mage: The Acension/World of Darkness)

And those kids didn’t have a gellar field around them so now they’re food for The Ruinous Powers

[ramina-falcon-4]

What if after being possessed by Stolas, Agent 2's soul started falling out of her body?)))

I once posted this sketch on Twitter, but in the end no one liked it at all.

Well, I cleaned up the comic a bit…maybe Tumblr will like it better? P.S. Given the spoilers for the final episodes of season 2, homeless Stolas will become canon ahahaha……

[cherubicarts-a]

I miss these two DHORKS

[choatichaunteddoll]

The past always comes back to haunt you when you can't sleep and You come up with this.

[hoverboards-and-dragons]

D.H.O.R.K.S Redone.

I have too many issues with the dhorks plot to get into here, so general game plan is to not blow up the world building and any chance of the mortal realm being a meaningful setting.

While Agent Two remains a dhork, a probably nepotism-born government sponsored, mostly private run company made to look into the supernatural that no one respects or takes seriously. Agent one is a cynical, well experienced professional transferred to a newly established taskforce to investigate the ongoing occurrences of inexplicable mass murders.

They were teamed up with the Dhorks, as babysitters. She doesn't entirely know what to do with him but they'll make it work.

These two are having a buddy Comedy about friendship and opening up in the background.

Turns out Two was right.

After their first run in with the imps, One decides they have to hide it because holy shit, the panic it'd start, despite Two's insistence and determination. Choosing to continue learn as much as they can about these by themselves.

These guys will the other reoccurring threat I.M.P will meet on missions, along with Heaven's escalating attempts to stop them; which I'll probably go into with the Cherubim Redone post. The agents and heaven plot will eventually merge like in the show in a far more dramatic fashion.

One really expected to be the one bringing baggage into this, only for Two to be so driven to expose Hell because he's an ex-member of the Lucifer cults; groups that will be expanded on in the Vassago's, Stella's and the Goetia's Redone.

[hellaversepolls]

Most Tragic Backstory (Round 2, Section 5, Match 2)

Voter rules and other polls on pinned post

[lovegiroke]

I made a theory back on twitter and it’s about the Cherubs fates

Keenie lives, but she stays in earth and/or hell

Cletus Dies… in a VERY gruesome manner

And Collin gets redeemed (as he should)

And the Dhorks, they’ll lose their jobs

Context (long)

I think at one point in the story, the cherubs are going to slaughter baby calves to sell overpriced food to the homeless(very unethical I know) And Collin doing what he thinks is the right thing, betrays Cletus and Keenie and frees the calves last minute. Which leads Cletus to try and attack Collin but accidentally falls into the meat shredder. And Collin gets redeemed back to heaven, With Keenie all alone having a breakdown in front of Cletus’s shredded corpse and might get to hell to attack the IMP crew as a result. (As for that battle, she loses, but is spared)

As far as the dhorks are concerned, they lose their jobs for failing to enter hell in time

edit: or the D.H.O.R.K.S. could have wasted two much money on something that didn’t worked

[cartoonstxrys]

My Helluva Boss LGBTQ headcanons :3

Millie - Straight Ally + Demisexual

Mrs. Mayberry - Lesbian

Martha - Bisexual

Stella - Lesbian

Octavia - Asexual + Lesbian

Wally Wackford - Bisexual

Vortex - Straight Ally

Cletus - Straight Ally

Collin - Gay

Keenie - Lesbian

Striker - Bisexual + Demisexual or Asexual

Agent One - Bisexual

Agent Two - Bisexual

Paimon - Gay

Crimson - secretly Bi-curious

Glitz - Pansexual

Glam - Bisexual

Emberlynn - Pansexual

Vassago - Gay + Asexual

Yogirt - Gay

Satan - Bisexual

Leviathan - Bisexual

Belphegor - Lesbian

(Small disclaimer: Millie is canonically Straight and Octavia is canonically Asexual and Vassago is canonically Gay, Millie being Demisexual and Octavia being a Lesbian and Vassago being Ace are my headcanons :3)

[blitzwhore]

Blitzø would be SO proud of him for this

[666news-and-horoscopes]

[drama-glob]

I will laugh so hard if the next time we see the DHORK's file on Blitz that his name says "Peanut Head." XD XD XD

Bonus:

I love how Agent Two is fully ready to beat Cletus up again, mainly because Cletus made me mad when he smacked Collin early. ;)

[darkmessiah2000]

So DHORKS has a clone army of popes, so do they expect to invade Hell?

“Look at them, everyone charging into Hell with a joyous heart. What man among them can enter such carnage and hope to return alive? They’re going to die, all of them, and they’ll thank God for the battle”

“Thus, do we move to meet Hell's legions as a mighty army, and form our squared ranks against Hell's gates, and prepare to meet the seven million, four hundred and five thousand, nine hundred and twenty-six demons of iniquity!”