#helluva boss blizto

[crystalofmoon19]

Striker and Django of the Dead have a lot in common!

If I had a nickel for every time a cowboy meets the protagonist...

Befriends and competes with him...

Betrays him...

Tries to convince the protagonist to join him...

And in the end, fights the protagonist and swears revenge.

I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but, it's weird that it happend twice, right?

[teeth-cable]

Helluva Boss Main Cast Rewrite

Blitzo - 30 - An imp from the Pride Ring. He is arrogant, charismatic, loud, stubborn, spiteful, caring, and resourceful. Blitzo's charisma is the only thing that has kept the IMP business alive. He created the IMP business to separate himself from his past and to prove to ex friends and family he could do something important with his life. He is the owner of IMP.

Loona - 19 -  She is rude, apathetic, cynical, introverted, anti-social, and honest. Blizto adopted her when she was 15 from a friend. She was hired because Blitzo couldn't afford another coworker to be the receptionist.

Moxxie - 25 - An imp from the Wrath Ring - He is critical, knowledgable, realistic, empathic, snobby, awkward, and a dork. Moxxie joined IMP as he felt it was the only job in Hell that suited him, requiring him to use his knowledge on the rings, weapons, and influential figures for the assassination, and the only job with co-workers that won't mock him.

Millie- 25 - An imp from the Wrath Ring - She is a people pleaser, impulsive, emotional, athletic, extrovert, cheerful, a skill fighter, and loyal. Millie joined IMP with Moxxie. She resonated with Blitzo’s reasons for starting the IMP company as she and Moxxie went to Pride for a fresh start. She joined IMP because she knew Blitzo would appreciate her strength and her as a person.

[chaos-creature-on-the-roof]

makin wallpapers now ig

uh

Tell me what character and media and like. If you want a specific color scheme or embelishments (like quotes, texts pngs like chains or fire, etc.)

heres the ones ive done so far

its all helluva boss and hazbin so far lol

Fun fact - this was entirely sparked by one (1) atriker screenshot i took (the mid photo on the striker page)

[baatarthefirst]

[jaymber]

Hey!

Remember when Bliztø told Stolas he'd hire him if he ever opened an office?

That's my prediction :3

[stalkerkyoko]

"Possible dog dick- lol

[tigerqueen767]

Helluva Boss Season Finale

So a homophobic client shows up and tells IMP to kill her husband for leaving her for a man and cheating (possibly.) IMP attempt to try and kill him but then Blizto can't do it cause of his feefees and cause he sees himself in that man. Forget that Blizto has killed many people for petty reasons before (Spring Broken is a good example, he literally killed tons of random people, many of which were probably gay, just because of a bet) and forget that he chastised Moxxie for doing the exact same thing (weird how Mox didn't bring that up honestly) NO, you can't criticize this gay man because he's so cute and gay. That's the message Viv is sending.

The moral of this episode is that if you criticize Stolas and Blizto's relationship, you're homophobic. Wowww... Just wow!

It couldn't possibly be because these two have absolutely no chemistry and only know eachother because of sex. It couldn't possibly be because Stolas made a creepy and predatory deal with Blizto. It couldn't possibly be because Stolas is a terrible person who lied to his daughter and is written terribly. Forget that Stolas risked his life for his fuck buddy when he should have stayed with his daughter. Forget that Blizto never wanted a serious relationship until now just because that's what the writers want. Forget everything I said and just sit back and watch Blizto and Stolas dance on the balcony since it's the only thing Viv cares about.

Stolizt is the only thing Viv cares about. That's what this episode proves once and for all. Their relationship is the only thing that had any meaningful continuity in season 1. Everything else was episodic material.

Maybe in Season 3 we'll focus on other things but it won't make up for the trainwreck of a Season this was.

Now, because I don't just want to be negative, let me talk about how this Season could have been 1000 times better. Let me offer a fix.

This Season would have been great if it split it's screen time 70-30 between the IMP stuff and the Stolas stuff. Let every member of IMP shine in their own episode. It's not like there isn't enough time. Explore Millie's prejudice against Hellhounds (cause we all know she doesn't respect Hellhounds.) Explore Millie's wrath and how it might help and hinder her. It might lead to devastating consequences depending on who she chooses to fight and why. Shoot first and ask questions later is not a good principle and I feel like that's exactly what she does. Have Loona and Via actually hang out! Show us how her timidness and introversion make that relationship start off rocky. Show us how she changes from a person who can barely hold a conversation in the Queen Bee episode to a person that would have a bunch of friends over for Sinsmas. That development WAS. NOT. THERE!!

Have Moxxie actually confront his fears. It looked like he was about to fight his dad but then he got tazed and his wife did all the work. Why? Have him stand up to Blizto finally and make Blizto respect him. Cause Blizto does not respect him. Look at the way he talks to him in Season 2 and tell me this is respectful. Plus, in the episode Truth Seekers he only congratulated Moxxie for killing well. That's it. He respects the work he does but not who he is as a person. That could have been explored in Season 2. That would have been a great arc.

As for Blizto show more of his relationship between him and his sister. Blizto brought Barbie up again in the finale and it sounds like they really want us to care about her character but she wasn't even in the flashback episode. In order to fix the flashback episode, get rid of Stolas! Don't make a flashback that includes Stolas at all. Just make it about life in the circus performing with Blizto, Barbie and Fizz.

And instead of a giant special episode about Fizz and his terrible boss how about an episode dedicated to Stolas and Via's relationship. Why not write a song about how they've lived their lives over the years. Show us what it was like to BE her.

I'm getting tired of writing now. I hope you enjoyed reading this, at least a little.

[thowawayuntilfurthernotice]

Okay, real talk. This shit is beyond sad and pathetic.

I have never seen a fandom react this poorly to criticism before, even the most hardcore Steven Universe, My Little Pony and Sonic fans would look at this and say "Alright, calm down. It's not that serious."

Viv's fans are incapable of accepting criticism, they see it as this negative thing that needs to be shut down because they've so used to living in a toxic echo chamber. Where nothing but blind praise and admiration is allowed.

Yes, I realize I'm talking about the lowest hanging fruit imaginable, seeing as this person likes to call everyone who criticizes Helluva Boss a homophobe. But that doesn't change the fact that a majority of people within the Hazbin/Helluva fandom cannot accept any criticism that's directed at Viv or her shows.

And another thing, I love how they're claiming that the internet would be singing Blitzo's praises if he was quote "Straight and neurotypical." Completely ignoring the fact that the internet has always complained about straight male characters since its inception.

The Joker, Batman, Homer Simpson, Spider Man, and Steven Universe are just some of the examples that come to mind.

Blitzo is just a badly written character, most of the criticisms I've seen of his character have come from queer individuals. So this notion that the only people who hate Blizto's character are right wing reactionaries who whine about everything being "woke" is silly.

[thebunniesgrim]

I'm getting way too much enjoyment watching how some of Helluva Boss fandom is raving over the popular current theory that stolas is going to die in the series.  

Because of the Oops episode and how the skull and cross bones in the smoke clock landed on Stolas and other stuff  

I.e.  

Having imp assasins in LooLoo Land 

Stella  

Striker  

His lullaby saying that when he’s gone Octavia will be ok and that today could be his last (I could go on a whole tangent about that lullaby it's so good)  

Western Energy  (that's it)

I'm not saying I want stolas to die but am I also saying it would be funny to watch the fandom go up in flames about it?  

Well call me Phineas and Ferb because

Yes  

yes I am 

You can stop reading here if you want. Under the cut I'm just rambling justifying why I think what I think. there are some jokes and lighthearted critiques, but you know... you have the option to look and give your own opinions  :)

I mean I have my grievances with him like I've said in my other post (shameless plug Warning I'm very illiterate in case you haven't noticed) but like I don’t wish death upon him I still like Stolas believe it or not   

lol.

In fact I hope stolas doesn’t die and mostly I don’t think stolas is going to die at all frankly. I highly dout the writers/viv/whoever is going to actually kill off stolas mostly because like any time stolas is in danger its so underminded like- ok LooLoo land is mostly a joke (good joke too I like the end where Stolas turns the imp guy into stone good pay off), Stella played for laughs beacues shes making the hit right in front stolas and it doesn’t get paid off till the next season which is fine the seasons are short, Western Energy he was fine like an episode later.  

If home boy cant be hospitalized for more than one episode he isn't dying  

Granted I will allow some leeway as we don’t know how much time has passed since Western Energy to Oops but it- I don’t think stab wounds and broken arms heal that fast regardless of that :/ if I'm being honest especially if it was a holy weapon just saying.  

Even if he did die that brings up a lot of questions like what happens to demons when they die? Are all demons immortal and can only die due to physical damage? are Asmodeus and Beelzebub going to outlive Fizz and Vortex if imps and hellhounds/other demons aren't immortal. Were the 7 deathly sins ever babies like everyone else? If demons are immortal and can live forever and the Ars Goitias can only be killed by angelic weapons that are hard to get, I'm assuming, why do, they need to have children or heirs? Why even have children at all? If angelic weapons can kill demons do demonic weapons exist and can they kill angels or other holy beings?   

All this and more on You Can't Answer These Questions at 8 

Lol  

anyways

but in all seriousness 

Here’s the real question  

If they did actually kill Stolas, will they bring him back?  

Riddle me this batman  

there's a very the very real outcome of them bringing stolas back through some magical demonic bs anyway so like it really won't matter. They're not going to have Stolas bite the dust permanently and if they are... respect honestly (the balls frankly).  

People will cry, I'll laugh because I'm heartless, he’ll be like resurrected or something, and everyone will be happy or mad idk.    

Like it's one thing for Millie to get hurt in the other episodes because there wasn’t a major plot point you know? (and she’s not important) There was no lingering scene on it with sad music. In when stolas got hurt it was this big thing and for him to just be like fine an episode later is like what? How are you going to have this big emotional climax with no emotional orgasm (sorry) afterwards. And like no I'm not letting this go what the heck? You had the whole fandom screeching about Blizto going to sloth just to do nothing with it and put a twist about Barbie and then also have stolas be perfectly fine and dandy the next episode afterwards. Are there no stakes in this show? Like I get that Helluva Boss wasn’t planned in the beginning but like come on... When Viv approves of the episodes does she look back at the other episodes? Is she even there? Is she ok? Is she and everyone else seeing a bigger picture that I'm not? Has she sat down and watched Helluva Boss from the very beginning and watched them from episode one to now? I mean really not just a once over to send it off to youtube I mean really took a good and hard look at the episodes? The way they mix episodic, and story is really messing with me I'm going to go back and watch all the episodes from the beginning just to make sure it’s not me.

I like how I said in my tangent about Hell fire (shameless plug part 2) I said I liked the new episode over all give or take some extremally small nitpicks yet here I am complaining :) guess I'm a liar   

soo yeah, I really don’t think they're going kill off their golden child, their best boy, their little botanist boo, their dopamine deficient dandy, their booboo bear, their uwu baby boi, their uke wukey cinnamon roll, their twinky little baby owl, their Boo thang, their stary eyed savant, their sad beige gay, their smoopy woopy do, their snoogum-boogums, their skidamarink a dink a dink skidamarink a doo, their-  

ok 

I'm done  

I'm so sorry   

[storyweaverofgondor]

Helluva Boss: Mastermind spoilers

Fizz! Begging Ozzie to do something! My poor boy!

Stolas and Blitzo! Stolas taking the blame and losing everything to save Blitzo! Their Duet! Blizto taking care of Stolas! Just everything with these two! GAHH!

Moxxie and Mille! My poor heart!

LOONA! MY POOR GIRL! My poor poor girl! *sobs*

Via! Poor Baby! Oh, sweetheart!

The rest of the Sins! (Mammon, you suck)

Anderlphus and Stella! And that freaking evil smirk Stella gives while hugging her daughter! These two have played all of Hell! Manipulative jerks!

The Ending!

Oh. And let's not forget! And Lucifer's cobweb covered chair with a BRB note and a rubber duck! Luci reference, oh my god!

These 22 minutes are an emotional roller-coaster! There is so much in this episode i just-!

Also, hot d*mn! The animation in this episode is gorgeous!

[helluvatired]

my helluva boss 2024 trailer analysis part 1

(keep in mind that this is all just speculation and analysis, so i can be totally wrong in the end lol)

apparently blitz and millie are going to be on a solo mission on earth together because looks like moxxie will be filling out the paperwork (b plot with moxxie and loona maybe?)

this could be a coincidence but every scene of her and blitz in this ep (it's probably the same episode because of the background) millie seems upset. is she perhaps upset with blizto?

the c.h.e.r.u.b. are going to work for the d.h.o.r.k.s., it makes sense (and there goes my theory that the cherubs were going to work for the i.m.p., oof)

collin looks hesitant, just like in the scene before the fight in ep 4

also they are in a baby high chair lol

blitzo used a portal to leave a message (?) for d.h.o.r.k.s. (maybe he got it from where barbie worked or he's using the crystal that stolas gave him)

just imagine the message being "we lived, bitch", that would be hilarious xD

this scene looks like a trial. maybe it's about stolas and stella's divorce?

blitzo is wearing the same clothes in these scenes, so i think it's from the same episode (or same day)

he seems very hurt by stolas' decision, im really hyped to see the entire dialogue

this scene seems to me like he's about to grab stolas' hand but he avoids it and blitzo ended up leaving his house. from the angle i don't think it's that far from the scene of him crying

from the silhouette this is blitzo's mother, and since he doesn't have a scar yet, this is a flashback before the accident with fizz

and it will probably be a flashback with dialogue, because we can't do lip reading like we could do in s02e06

and her skin is more pink, like a succubus 👀

i can't tell if this scene of them is the same as them on the street because the color palette is very different, red is more in the pride ring and blue/cold colors are lust

maybe they teleported to another ring to escape

what we know is that on blue street loona, moxxie and millie are together

there is someone with a full robotic body, we can be sure of this because loona destroyed it and we can see the wires

i would guess that it is a mecha and piloted by the cherubs. he character's nose is very similar to cletus

then we have millie and blitzo fighting, blitzo's eye is greenish and has no pupils, so he must be possessed or someone is pretending to be him

then we have millie very hurt. i think this is not real. of all the episodes, the one that would fit the most would be the ghost episode, but she's wearing her normal clothes and not a disguise. so maybe this is an indication that it is a blitz hallucination

i wonder if this dialogue was millie speaking consciously or if she ended up being possessed and the ghost said all of this. right now i believe in a mixture of the two: the ghost possessed her and he made her say something that she had been keeping inside herself for a long time

and then we have blitz having a possible panic attack and millie worried. most likely after this dialogue from millie

ha! i knew that blitzo's father had interfered in his relationship with fizz while fizz was still recovering

i wonder if these flashbacks would be while blitzo is being possessed or if we will have a truth seekers 2.0, because it looks like they will be caught again by the d.h.o.r.k.s.

(part 2 here)

[teeth-cable]

Vaggie isn't given the cruel treatment. It shows how Alastor is straying Charlie from her advice. Almost like Alastor is a bad guy

Despite her hotheadness, Vaggie is portrayed as right. Any slapstick against her is that: Slapstick.

Never in the pilot was Vaggie shown in a villainous light for being overly serious. Stop.

I’m sorry, did you forget all the insults and mirco-aggressions Angel had towards Vaggie? All the physical contact Alastor did? And Charile (Who is supposed to be her GF) never once took Vaggie’s concerns seriously or protected her from the men despite being the princess of Hell.

Moxxie is the only other character in the Hellverse to this brutal treatment. Moxxie is almost right like Vaggie but gets constantly punish for it. Loona repeatedly calls him fat to the point he developed body issues, Blitzo and Loona verbally and physically abuse Moxxie, Blitzo stalks him, the show makes fun of his femininity, and Millie who gets angry when strangers mistreats her husband is just fine watching Blizto and Loona abuse Moxxie in front of her.

An earlier criticism of Helluva Boss when the show began was how the treatment of Moxxie was uncomfortable. It felt the writers just like making fun of Moxxie than using this dynamic to flesh out his character. Even the fans noticed how cruel Moxxie was treated and ask for the writers to tone it down.

[tigerqueen767]

Nice bullet points there. There's enough to make an hour long essay out of but eh... I've seen enough criticism of season one and two now. Season three of Helluva Boss might actually be interesting if they put less focus on Stolas but you know they won't. Now that he's living with IMP he's gonna be forced into majority of the episodes.

It's so annoying and frustrating that all the least interesting things get the most focus. Why is there an episode where we spend 10+ minutes with the Cherubs when they don't affect the plot at all? Why is there an episode where Moxxie and Millie try to win validation from teenage humans? Why is there an episode where Loona and Blizto go to the vet and she doesn't even talk and develop her character? I could go on and on about how this show puts the most boring and unimportant plot points in your face.

(And I'm not even mentioning all the controversial things she and her toxic standom said online.)

Gentle reminder for the fans: If your show's full of flaws then critics aren't the ones to put the blame on. They're just pointing out on flaws, not inserting it into the series. Please remember about this! 🌸

[starrieliightt]

Could you do a head canon and fluff about Blitzo being summoned by by a 13 year girl who is very afraid of demons and only summoned him because she was forced by her friend. It could be about how their meet would be or (Y/N)’s point of view but you’re choice. :3

[Platonic!Blitzo x Fem!Teenage!Scared of Demons!Reader]

He was surprised that anyone summoned him.

"People can do that???"

Your friend cackled when you screamed and tried to jump behind them.

He assured you that unless someone in Hell really hated you, you're safe and he's essentially harmless.

You were still scared.

Your friend told you to talk to the demon, maybe you could get a new friend.

It took them leaving and you sitting and staring at him for an hour to finally talk to him.

He actually talked to you.

He wasn't so scary.

[askgamermeandgamerbendy]

He flirting other imp and embrassing Loona

[radiosdevil]

ooc: I don’t see enough people talking about this in regards to the last Helluva Boss episode SO-

That imp that Moxie was forced to drown? That wasn’t his mother. If you look at what remains of the horns, it’s a male imp. But the fact that his horns are cut off, and not just the skull cap like some of the others on the wall?

There is oooooone other character we know of who’s missing his horns like that.

Also, I don’t know if this a common tactic used by the Mafia in real life, but in the comic version of ‘A History of Violence’ I have, the character who stayed behind and showed off how he wronged the Mob was tortured for years and then at the end is revealed to have had his limbs cut off.

Again, there’s ooooone other character we know of who’s missing his limbs like that.

Plus, the smiley face on the bag over their face and how Bliztø got really uncomfortable when ‘There’s good money in showbiz’ came up caught my attention. And the fact that Blitzø and another character have history in the Greed Ring.

All of this... I’m starting to rethink parts of Blitzø’s backstory I theorized before on here in regards to this other character. Also, add in what his Father was shown to stoop to for money and then bailing? And Greed being like this presumably because Mammon runs things this way?

...The Worm Horse Foreshadowing is only getting worse and worse.