#her moms really weird about stuff

[the-kneesbees]

my friend has a saltwater pool and it makes my hair so much softer and less frizzy than any store bought hair products I use

[pardonmydelays]

i had so much fun last night omg

[androidboy]

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[skrunksthatwunk]

household enemy to the yyh watchthrough number one is the olympics. it's taken us a week to get two episodes into the gamemaster fight

[sailermoon]

my mom has excitedly made my SIL so many blankets for the baby and i feel bad cause I know she’s not gonna be as ecstatic as my mom is 🤒

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

for real i tried to re find this for like half an hour like almost immediately after reading it for the first time and just could not even a little bit find it but theres this part of some like full featured mini novel on the scp site where this guy is like in the middle of a supernaturally mediated break from reality and he describes bursting into a room that appeared to contain some facsimile of a normal human gathering but- with better wording than im abt to produce- the "people" were all gruesome lumps of silly putty with random arrangements of protuberances and orifices, wearing clothes that grabbed at their uneven mass in a sickening and exaggerative way, and then the twist clicks that nothing about these people was actually unusual for a human person and he & by extent the reader was just massively fucked in perception, and your imagination has to reassemble this grotesque and lurid image youve composed into normal people but the grotesqueness doesnt just go away. like i thought it was wonderfully well executed for like, how high the suspension of disbelief stakes are for any wordsmithing to overcome how goofy any scp concept is, but i feel like it hits on such a weird and fundamental autism i get about turning on and off culturally mediated perceptions that i don't ever see talked about. i used to* have like a really big thing as a kid about looking hard at a person and Choosing to see them as a man, or a woman, or a man, or a woman, and how the packages of priorities applied to either like straight up change what a person looks like beyond just your conscious assessment of their gender conformance and how freaky that is. also like i think this is a skill transvestigators accidentally trained themselves into and decided that instead of this being some weird but completely fucking useless artifact of human psychology its actually a proof of molemen alien pyramid 5g interference into the fabric of american society

*still compulsively do this but less because i think its probably like universally rude

**i also had/have a debilitating compulsion to inagine everyone around me naked especially older family members so i think im just globally malleable into evil forms & overwhelmingly prone to compulsion

[pears-trinkets]

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[purpldawne]

actually wait that poll unlocked a fuckin memory and i feel like talking about it so‼️

( not tmi or anything but in case this gets long or you don't wanna read it im putting a page break here LMAO )

ok so on my 18th birthday, my grandparents REALLY wanted to go to dinner to celebrate. i didnt really wanna, but i got to dress up so i said fuck it. this was around when debates over trans women in sports were first brought to the mainstream ( as far i know ) right. so we're sitting there in the restaurant, im eating my cake, and my grandfather starts going off about how they're letting men compete against women and how unfair it is and shit. WHILE WE'RE CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY. IN FRONT OF ME. THEIR GNC GRANDCHILD. WHO REFERS TO HIMSELF WITH MASCULINE TERMS EVERY TIME YOU SEE HIM. LOUDLY. it's been two years and i STILL can't believe the audacity. like YOU invited ME out to dinner and start talking that shit?? if they weren't family and we weren't in public i would have told em to shut the fuck up

[lazaruspiss]

seeing content creator drama is so weird. like i would die. also people who try so hard for internet fame? like ur trying to get big on purpose?? thats literally one of my worst fears and i will never understand social media culture.

[anaalnathrakhs]

"i thought you said you'd make an effort" MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS ONLY COMPLAINT #1 OUT OF A VERY LONG LIST JUST BE GRATEFUL I CAN WAIT UNTIL THE GUESTS ARE GONE TO SNAP

[mintaikk]

When your mom says she has to go through your phone but you have a lot of stuff there questioning your gender, talking shit about her, like a gazillion art references, random memes saves, NSFW art refs, audio of you ranting to the Void, audio of you practicing terrible voice acting, thirsting over fictional characters, documents full of suicidal ideation, honestly so much shit that I'm not sharing here:

[lilgynt]

one thing that gets me about the barbie movie is like. they have a scene where the women who played with barbie honestly don’t remember her name was explaining barbie who cares if this guy likes you he stole ur home ruined barbie land and is awful and barbie’s like oh right fuck him i don’t need to comfort him or worry about his feelings then immediately comforted him and walked him through his feelings

[elytrafemme]

why doesn't anybody talk about schrodinger's mental illness? seriously i think i'm onto something here

[kaeyapilled]

. (tw heterosexuality)

[emulation-0]

its so odd thinking back to my life a few years ago compared to now

[hooved]

i know everyone's told me to rest because i'm sick but i just can't. it doesn't feel right. i need to do everything i can rn because i'm scared that any second we'll be told to get out NOW