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eolewyn1010 · 1 year

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"Incorrect Tatort quotes"

Roland Schladitz: I'm telling you, my team is competent.

Alim, rushing in: Boss! Borowski tried to make pasta in the coffee pot, and now it's broken!

#Tatort Kiel #Tatort incorrect quotes #idiots (affectionately)#this one's for my friend who missed Alim today #here have them being dumbasses #get well soon!#Roland is a long-suffering soul #incorrect Tatort quotes

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vilsoo · 8 months

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my mutuals (majority that had bigger blogs) have all been dropping like dead flies because of a toxic, pathetic writer on this app that drove all them off. rip to munsonsins, getoswhore, kazushawty, literally everyone. and those that have heen affected yet still continue to stay on this app, i hope you’re all doing fine. but these ppl were driven off all because of jealousy reasons, false plagiarism accusations, death threats, cyberbullying, you fucking name it. we lose so much good works and genuine people on here that created their own platforms for the purposes of consuming fanfiction/writing fanfiction 😐 but since they were being dragged into discourse with a certain someone on this app, it’s crazy how their followers dickride the shit out of that thing and send hate/death threats to them through anon like wowww. 😹

#( ♥︎ ) — messy talk.#tw discourse #now what i don’t fucking understand is just letting the large amount of followers you have getting into your head #becoming all egotistical and treat every innocent writer on here like they’re fucking inferior to you #you are a grown ass 25 year old woman that likes to age up minors and write some fucked up smut about them #imagine having to choose between the struggles of acting like a child or sexualizing a child????#also #i really dgaf about the excuse of them being “fictional” like #dont be a fucking dumbass and justify that shit to me on anon #cuz all you’ll be talking to is a brick wall

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princessefemmelesbian · 11 days

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Transandrophobia truthers are so damn racist and white oh my fucking god y'all actually piss me the fuck off every time you tokenize Black and brown men for your stupid as fuck "mra but make it trans-inclusive" ideology created by a creepy guy with a corrective rape fetish(something I'll never let up on for as long as I live, btw). If I ever see another one of y'all say "Black and brown men face discrimination because they're seen as overly masculine and that's why masculinity in men is oppressed in this society" I will literally kill myself. Stop using Black and brown men as brownie points for your bullshit arguments about misandry being real when you don't have the slightest idea how racialized oppression works. White boys are so annoying and dumb istfg.

@punkeropercyjackson @punknicodiangelo @pinkpinkstarlet

#like none of the dumbasses i've seen say this shit have been poc and HEY IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT #because actual black and brown men know that their oppression is not based around masculinity but around RACISM #because if it was about masculinity then feminine men of color wouldn't face the same oppression and would be privileged over them which #is not true #it's also worth mentioning that black and brown WOMEN also face these same issues of being seen as more aggressive/strong/violent and thus #more dangerous even more so than our male counterparts so it's not an 'anti-masculinity' issue it's a fucking racism issue #plus once again feminine women of color also face these stereotypes #when we are masculinized even while presenting as feminine that isn't anti-masculinity you dumb fucks that's just racialized misogyny #and misogynoir #it is incredibly telling that white transmascs who use this argument never even mention women of color and that's because if they did then #their entire headass argument would fall apart because it's not about MASCULINITY being oppressed it's about RACISM(which newsflash women #experience too) and masculinity being assumed of black and brown people(women included) is just another facet of the white supremacist #gender binary not any form of masculinity being 'oppressed' in this society lol #don't even get me started on how these men misuse butch lesbians in their arguments as well and act like they are man-lite ugh #sorry but as a black woman i am officially pissed off rbn #like y'all love to spout 'intersectionality' and shit maybe *throws book at them* ACTUALLY READ UP AND LEARN WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS #stop misusing words created by black women to prove that men are an oppressed group on god you mfers are annoying #anyway the lesson learned here is that white trans men are just as insipid and racist as their cis counterparts #pos the lot of you #racism #transandrophobia is not real #op

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jpriest85-blog · 6 months

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Some Perfumare art featuring @pdrrook 's characters Jewel, Alan, Flavio, and Nino based on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme.

Jewel: How do three grow ass adults not know how to have an honest conversation with their significant other?

Alan, Flavio, and Nino: They're- The economy is in shambles.

The Perfumare sequel LIs may be professional adults with training and education considering they're respective professions. But Jewel is clearly the smartest LI in both games since she's the only one who understands how to have honest communication with her significant other.

#perfumare vn #pfm #jewel #Alan #Flavio #nino #memes redraw #Jewel is clearly the smartest person here #look Alan may have a law degree #and Flavio and Nino have experience and training with SPD #but all three of them are still dumbasses when it comes to being emotionally honest

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ganondoodle · 1 year

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as cool as their design is im really starting to dislike the sonau in general, aside from their stuff suddendly being everywhere and everything being about them and how cool(tm) they are now with the mystery stone turning people into dragons and the similarities between the sonau and the three dragons (naydra, eldra, farodra) its actually not an impossibility that they used to be sonaus as alot of people have been theorizing about ..but ...... idk that would very much ruin their otherwordly yet ethereal mystery to me

i probably sound like some hater whos trying to find something more to dislike about totk all the time but i promise im not!!

the three dragons being some unexplained mystery, beings that are there yet few can see them, timeless, nigh untouchable, they dont act on anything, they dont talk, something about them has always made me look at them in awe; if it turned out they were just yet another cool(tm) sonau guy that ate a stone ... :/

not a fan of that one lads, but dont worry, i will keep my thoughts to myself from now on, i dont want to ruin other peoples fun nor seem like i just hate everything ... the three dragons are just really important to me so i had to say something

#ganondoodles talks #tloz #totk #totk spoilers #totk spoiler #besides i have leanred that i tend to have the unpopular opinions and frankly im tired of the hate directed at me #if you disagree thats fine but please dont spam me with why you think its cool actually #bc it just feels like yet another argument starting as to why im wrong and need to be talked down to and also suck actually #sorry its been all over my timeline on twitter so i just had to throw my dumbass opinion out there again #and it was a few times more than id like in a row where my random thought posts where torn apart by arguing people needing to prove im wron #the dragons where something i just absolutely loved in botw #they hold a special place in my heart and i dont like the thought of them too being just yet another sonau thing #i feel more secure posting my thoughts here than on twitter #but still i dont want to sound overly negative so i will hold back from now on #unless im exhausted and overly tired and not feeling that great physically like right now i guess lol #ill just have to grit my teeth and try to ignore everything i dont like but everyone else loves like always #anyway i need some sleep #ill be fine after that i think #and then try to resume work on destiny and a commission i havent had the energy to get to

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icewindandboringhorror · 2 months

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sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:

thing that I already do

thing I have tried 10 times

thing I already do

thing that I don't have the money to do

thing I already do

thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail

thing that is impossible given my situation

thing that doesn't apply to me

thing that I already do

thing I have already tried

hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently

thing I have already done

#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things #out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever #all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever #or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc.#especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple #and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already #done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and #all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you.#who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3 #my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster #talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo #I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache #or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop #e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all #sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef #t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of #way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I #think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i #gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!'#like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant #mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain #or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right #now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like #most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once #that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY #Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth

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deityofhearts · 3 months

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I honestly just don’t get how people default to thinking southern accents are like unserious and unintelligent, I know I live in a bubble and I’ve never been outside of the south so like my world view is skewed but like idk I can’t like conceptualize hearing someone’s accent and going “your accent is too stupid and silly for you to have a brain” like ???

#deity dialogue #sorry I’m rlly half asleep #obvs my worldview is different cause I’m southern I’m surrounded by southern ppl I hear the accent all the time #so it’s like normal obvs but idk it still baffles me #idk if I ever go north are y’all gonna be mean to me cause I talk in a way that y’all perceive as stupid and lesser than how you do??#I’ve already mentioned that even here we aren’t safe from the ‘haha youre a dumbass southern hick’ statements #which is rich cause like bitch who are you to be talking you live here too I don’t wanna hear you call me a red neck cause you’ve been here #for a long ass time to and I’m sure if you went up north they’d be on your ass the same way they’d be on mine #like what gives you the right?#like I will say also that I do make fun of the accent but in the way that lexi and I will be heatedly talking and get more southern with #each word and that amuses and delights us like idk it’s fun to look at someone who just said one word in a more extreme southern accent on #accident and repeat it back to them #but like at the end of the day we like being southern we don’t think there’s anything wrong with it or like inherently worth mocking #plus there’s a difference between two friends being silly and strangers telling you you’re a stupid redneck hick :)#this is also coming from someone who compared to other southern ppl doesn’t have the most strong southern accent (it’s there onvs but ya #know) and I still have to deal with this shit :/#sorry I need to go to bed and shut up no one caressss

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ifyougoillfollow · 1 year

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Do you have any pretending to date erasermic fics?? It’s my favorite trope!

No, but I wrote one! ;D

Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shirakumo Oboro & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Shirakumo Oboro, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Sensouji | Mister Blaster Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Bad Flirting, Banter, Friendship/Love, Falling In Love, Pining, Misunderstandings, Bullying, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Happy Ending, Shirakumo Oboro Lives, not the point of the fic but the boy's still kickin, Wingman Shirakumo Oboro, Wingman Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, they try lol, Protective Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic is a Little Shit, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, save him, Rooftop Gang Shenanigans, Stay Silly :3 Summary: "Shouta's gonna kill you," says Oboro. He looks like he just heard someone fart at a funeral. "Oh yeah, I'm mega dead," Hizashi agrees easily. Deep down he's always known he'd meet his end without much fuss. When it's time, it's time, ya dig? _ Or: Yamada Hizashi's Guide to Successfully Fake-Dating Your Homie

#erasermic #yamada hizashi #present mic #aizawa shouta #i wrote a thing #ask box #teen erasermic #rooftop gang #i was gonna post this on valentine's day but then The Leaks happened and that was that #i do admit i may have lost my cool for a sec #and will probably continue to do so bc i have Opinions regarding canon erasermic #HOWEVER #i prommy i do love both these idiots despite my obvious (and unapologetic) mic bias #to make up for All That(TM) here's 3K words (so far) of mic being an idiot #+ aizawa deserving monetary compensation for putting up with his dumbass #+ nem and oboro deserving fucking nobel peace prizes for putting up w both of them #enjoy <3 #also anon i am so sorry for taking a literal half year to answer this but it is what it is #hope writing a whole fic in your honor makes up for it #also also #if any of y'all out there got some more fake dating erasermic recs both me and (presumably) anon would appreciate 'em 🙏#peace and love on planet earth

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storm-of-feathers · 6 months

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#not to be a substance abuser on main but fuckign. oops.#the stress of the season got to me and guess who is out of ambien until THE TWENTYGODDAMNSIXTH #mmmmaybe earlier if i get lucky?? argh #i used a lockbox previously to help prevent me from doing this exact thing but i figured out the uh #damnit whats it called. the failsafe ig that shuts the timer off #im so annoyed w myself bc once ive had one for some reason ambien brain is like oh boy lets have more.#and ambien alex is an incredibly shitty combination of dumbass while having all the smartness of normal alex #so its not like i can hide them from myself or put them in puzzles or something #im so so annoyed w myself but i think like. not having it is the punishment i deserve #ive really tried to switch off ambien but its the only thing that works bc it slows my brain down for two seconds #which has the effect of Me Being An Idiot #vent #gooood i hate talking ab this bc ik ppl will always be like ''just do not be prescribed ambien/do not abuse it'' BRO I AM TRYING #ya boy used to be on hard drugs im doing my best here

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yenpondering · 5 months

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Not me threatening to call security on some preteen looking kids like an hour ago because they just wouldn't listen to 2 of my coworkers telling them to get out 🤡

#my coworkers going 'can you get out of our shop'#and then me just coming to the back to see this 1 kid literally standing inside our shop #and his friends?? standing outside the open door #and me immediately going 'get out before i call security on you'#them going 'ok ok!' while leaving fast like I'm somehow being mean to them #for real wheres the common sense and braincells in the kids here #nah man I'm acting manager while my bosses are gone for family shit #and i have enough stress without having to deal with some dumbass kids #god i hate school holidays

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welcometogrouchland · 2 years

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Find it funny how willow very much WAS the voice of reason a lot of the time in the demon realm but then she gets to the human realm and is so confused and scared that she sort of just sits back and tries to have fun and make memories where she can. We love a self care queen. Being stupid is good for her <3

#ramblings of a lunatic #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #willow park #she did what she had to do as the mom friend but now there is an actual mom in the picture and she WILL allow herself to be 15 #which is good for her honestly. since i think (wishfully but i think) she might have some heavier stuff coming up in special 2 #like don't get me wrong her arc is 99% done BUT now she's gonna be reacting to belos possessed hunter and also HIM BEING A GRIMWALKER #IF we get a tad more wittebane lore she'll probably be there for it (along with gus- they're hunters besties and saw the statue)#((here's how ghost!caleb can still win /j))#like who know maybe she'll be well adjusted next time we see her but also she did casually mention getting revenge so..#(willow and darius team up when. if any bitches in this cast want vengance on that mold man it's them)#OR maybe there'll be feelings of...idk- guilt at not noticing hunter was getting possessed/not being able to help him?#or feeling protective of him since he (presumably) has no magic rn (he can learn glyphs but he was good at staffs)#and who knows what that stirs up in her since she's used to being on the otherside of that equation #again. 90% sure this is wishful thinking as a willow stan w/ brainrot. but let me dream /j #anyway yeah. dumbass willow for the win! stop trying to be the glue all the time! get silly with it!

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theprinceandthewitch · 2 months

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I know I like, just said this, but Scott and Hailey's relationship is a weak point in this show. They don't really have... chemistry, which is pretty important to have with this "buddy love" story they're going for.

BUT I am a huge sucker for stories where two best friends fall in love with each other, so I will watch it until it ends or gets cancelled... Even though Scott and Hailey don't rlly have any chemistry most of the time.

#i seriously don't think the writers are going for a ''Scott is the villain sending chaos bots back in time bc he hates Hailey'' twist #But... I won't hate it if it happens tbh...#Anyways this show could be better if it just gave both of them tighter characterizations like svtfoe did with Star and Marco #and... like... oh idk... not characterize Scott as an annoying dumbass...#also... maybe... get rid of Beta... or at the very least have him be a minor supporting character #here's hoping Kristine returns from the war... but i think girlie is done for #AC is fun though #ppl are saying the writers might be going for an AC/Hailey twist... but its more likely that AC being okay with the idea of kissing Hailey #despite seeing her as a rival is implying AC bothers Hailey so much because he likes her - like its not an actual piece of foreshadowing.#it's moreso giving context to why AC is such a wee little bastard towards Hailey #ANYWAYS.

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thecherrygod · 25 days

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