#herobrine spawn

[tomfrogisblue]

ngl it was mildly hilarious to me when Creation logged in on the bench at spawn and you could see the new member's translations in the corner of the screen

like this guy coulda rounded a corner and been slapped in the face with just TOO MUCH LORE for your first day

[leaf4e]

world generated with a natural staircase down

[dogtoling]

removed herobrine? not if i have anything to say about it!

i regret to inform that i dont know enough herobrine lore to know what this is, despite having a child infodump herobrine lore to me for 3 straight hours last weekend. This was not in the notes

[sprucebark]

The district has been placed under quarantine for the time being. Officials suggest all locals avoid any silverfish or silverfish-like creatures, as there are multiple missing person reports coming in at this time.

[mc-survivalist-steven]

STEVEN, I WOULD LIKE TO PARTAKE IN A "TRADE." CAN YOU MAKE ME NICE CLOTHES IN EXCHANGE FOR...THIS? (Hex offers three emerald blocks, a cut of raw beef, and what looks to be a dusty relic music disc)

"Honestly with what you gave me, I could make something real high quality for you. Emeralds are really valuable in the trading world."

"Don't be scared of telling what you want to wear! I don't want to disappoint you after the amount you've paid me."

@hexavexen

[fountainpenguin]

Between Dimension! (Prior griefing)

- Setting of the Pixels Imperfect AU series (MCYT)

- I discuss Between's landscape in Chapter 11 of my meta essay 'fic: Herobrine's Guide to the Between Dimension - Posted today!

- All players in this universe are hybrids. They hatch from eggs laid by their mother dragon at the appropriate spawn hub.

- Cluckshroom hybrids have gone extinct following the death of their dragon. The allay hybrids recently lost their mother- They are critically endangered (and slowly dying, unable to respawn if they die in the Between dimension). Both hubs are thick with sculk. In fact, you can tell from the very dark trees under their names how far the sculk has spread.

- The tropical rainforest - brimming with creatures and tiny insects - is quickly succumbing to sculk as well. It's only a matter of time before that stuff snuffs out those soul spawners.

- Shout-out to the spawners for termites, shulkers, and magma cubes who combined into Between's biggest hub - First Moon City - and later fell apart at the hands of the First Star rioters. Where are those rioters now? Who knows...

- Handy Google Sheet with a list of kin categories (Ex: Enderkin, Netherkin), dragon mom names, biome names, and hub names. Also lists all variants each mob can spawn in.

[newtsixtyfive]

I have many thoughts about how they would play Minecraft.

Matt, grinning as he violently clicks the mouse and moves it around trying to find Foggy: Foggy: Ack, what the hell- Matt! Matt, grins wider: Karen, peacefully making her way into a cave: Those walls better be up by nighttime, Nelson.

Matt would spam click the mouse in hopes of hitting Foggy who just wants to build (and is not so good at it) while Karen is the only one who knows how to play the damn game (she's the miner, food gatherer, etc).

Matt, lost in a cave: Uhh, guys. I think I found diamonds. Foggy: Really?! I told you we could play the game Karen! Where- Foggy: Wait a damn minute. Matt, with a devious grin: Yeah, I'm looking right at them.

[ask-glitched-misfortune]

Thoughts on illagers?

"Most adventurers and, well, heroes actively fight those Illagers off." The most popular location and thus most sought after place in the village is the little but unique tavern and inn. Naturally travelers banter, chat and share stories of their latest missions and mishaps there as they rest and prepare.

"They- all of them almost- they tell stories of how evil Illagers are. That they would- well... kill all illagers if they could. Their stories are usually about how successful they are at stopping them. S-slaying them. For good."

It's apparent that he isn't comfortable with the idea of people getting killed just because they are labeled as evil. Of course evil people are bad news, but this seems rather extreme to him who has encountered none of that sort. It's hard to imagine when all he experienced was peaceful village life and adopting the rather passive nature of the villagers living here.

[hermitcraftx]

Actually, no, I'm not done talking about the Minecraft Movie. I'm so incredibly angry about what could have been. Rant incoming, sorry to any and all witnesses. All ye who enter here abandon all hope.

The Lego Movie was a good movie because it was an homage to animators and the community it had built up during the years, was genuinely very well animated and had good plot points despite maintaining its humor, and was a good watch to people who didn't even like Legos. It did have a couple big name actors placed in there to draw views (i.e. Will Ferrell) but for the most part the movie was completely animated with very sparse real life moments that worked very well to tie into the narrative the movie was creating. You're a little kid and the world is so big and angry and full of structure, and you just want to create the things you want to see without being told what to do. Emmett is an ordinary guy told he's special as a lie to get him to comply with what Vitruvius wanted, the same way he complied with orders his entire life, and he defeated that cycle of thinking by showing kindness despite his terrible treatment, unlike Lord Business (i.e. Will Ferrell). It worked astoundingly well to create something that ticked a lot of boxes: narratively sound, incredibly pleasing to look at, funny, and capable of handling serious topics despite being a Kid's Movie.

The Minecraft Movie... does none of that. There are no well placed homages or tributes to a loving community that has been built up for well over a decade. There are no callbacks to Minecraft animations, to any of the Minecraft covers that were a staple of early Minecraft, no references or respects paid to anybody that has been a big name in the community. For fuck's sake, they didn't even put Herobrine is. Herobrine is, to be frank, the most basic Minecraft reference they could have input into this movie as a subtle nod to the community that almost everyone would have understood, and I remain disappointed.

The art style isn't respectful of Minecraft animators at all, instead vaguely resembling AI slop where they tasked it to make Minecraft in real life with realistic shader packs as the references. To be quite frank, it is a spit in the face of almost every creative person in the community. It's disrespectful to the animators, the parody creators, the modpack creators (highly unlikely but I really hope they get in deep shit for using some of them as references, because it's almost uncanny how similar they look), the Minecraft content creationists, everybody. I know they let a scant few Minecraft youtubers on set, but still.... no well hidden easter eggs? No CaptainSparklez logo? No Yogscast? No EthosLab tnt slab? Not even any of the newer youtubers that have made the Minecraft scene up for the past several years. (Not talking about the green guy, god, no, I'm very grateful for that in fact. But nobody at all? Seriously?) I get that it's a MINECRAFT movie, not a Minecraft youtuber movie, and is supposed to be well-digestible for the average audience that isn't familiar with Minecraft, but there are very easy ways to implement this. Most people would at the very least be happy to see a couple seconds of community references, regardless of what they were. Again, NO HEROBRINE? What the fuck are the Warner Bros doing.

There appears to be no strong structural narrative that ties into the base game either, despite there being a... relatively straightforward way to implement one? Look, man, the game literally has objectives for you, despite being relatively sandbox. You spawn in, you chop wood, mine for diamonds, and fight monsters, you go to the Nether, you beat the dragon. The piglins as an element outside of the Nether don't make sense as gameplay wise they zombify, which has been mentioned a lot, true, but I haven't seen ANYONE mention that they could just... I don't know... Go to the fucking Nether!? Why is the plot line being pulled from Minecraft Legends, a game that everyone thought was boring and forgot about instantly? Why are Mojang and Microsoft trying so hard to branch out from base game Minecraft? So far it looks to just be a bullshit poorly carried out isekai movie with a bunch of big name actors, one liners, shitty quips and "he's right behind me isn't he"s. There's no SERIOUS plot beat at all, not even getting a feeling that this might be any more than "uh oh, they're stuck in Minecraft and piglins are trying to kill them!"

The CGI is terrible. Just incredibly poorly implemented. The people look gigantic at the start and it's not immersed at all, it genuinely looks like some of the worst green screen work I've ever seen. They look like they're standing on a rug.

I don't know. It just makes me incredibly angry. There's a deep lack of understanding and appreciation for the game, and that sounds childish, but I think it is decently imperative to at least understand the basics of Minecraft before you make a game on it. Most people under the age of 30 understand at least a little bit about Minecraft, and if they don't, it is your job to make it enjoyable for them! You can make a story about a man that washes up in a strange world and goes to kill a dragon. Everyone can understand that. That's a very basic story that we've been milking for literally hundreds of fucking years. Nothing in the trailer resembles Minecraft at ALL, it was genuinely unrecognizable and alien to me when I first saw it. The trailers don't have a strong resemblance to Minecraft either, but it's there, and they could have honestly just based it off mostly the trailers and that would have been better? Making the movie fully animated would have given it charm and appealed to kids in the same way, and they could have pulled a Lego Movie and done an in person sequence with Jack Black at some point. I don't know. I don't understand a single cinematic decision in making this film.

A lot of people wanted a deep somber animated film about Steve exploring the loneliness and solitude of the world he's in, trying to thrive and create in spite of that, and while I agree that would be incredible, there is just no universe where that would happen in. But that doesn't mean this is excusable. There are so many better ways to execute and implement the ideas that would do well in big theater for a kid's game and it looks like they spat on those ideas and put them in a blender. It's almost comical how bad the movie is: and such a huge, SAD fucking jump from Warner Bros blowing it out of the water with the Barbie Movie last year. My young cousin finds the pink sheep scary and wanted me to turn it off when we showed it to her. There is truly no audience that I feel this appeals to in a meaningful way, and I hope it flops like Morbius. I hope Microsoft and Warner Bros go bankrupt from this.

All in all, it's a terrible example of a game that has been near and dear to a lot of people's hearts and a significant portion of a lot of people's childhoods and makes a mockery of the people that enjoy it, I feel. It's like if The Mario Movie and Jumanji had a terrible, terrible baby. Unless their plan was to get so much negative attention that hoardes of people go to hate watch it, I have no fucking idea who the hell let any of this be released to the public.

Don't go watch it. Don't give these people your money. Demand better for your community and your fans. Hold Microsoft and Warner Bros accountable for bad quality. Microsoft has been a fucking nightmare since... forever, really, but Mojang has really suffered under their iron fist rule for a long time now. Microsoft has been trying to push Mojang to other games and Mojang, due to Microsoft's restrictions, is unable to function as it's own entity anymore. Any drama with updates? Updates too long? Missing out on content from certain updates? Caused by the copyright being owned by Microsoft. Make no mistake, I'm not defending Mojang, they aren't a small little indie company like they say they are- they're owned by one of the biggest goddamn companies in the world. Microsoft has been working on this movie for a goddamn decade and has been working on this concept specifically for almost four years, and this is what they came up with? It's nightmarish. Knowing them they'll try and push it onto the people that actually play the game too, god forbid.

Don't let them ruin our game. Don't give them your money. Watch something worth your time.

[uncroppedsoop]

Minesrast final undate:

Added Minions divorce mob

you can now pick up and eat all mob, they scream like a grown human man when you do it. same sound effect every time

Your bank account will not have its savings drained as you play

There is now a small

finally added twerking gordon freeman random encounter (only spawns in superflat worlds)

slime girl She is smarter than you

all cave noises replaced with full poorly made AI voice model covers of the finger family song

Steve will now take back control if you try to do sometthing that goes against his morals

villagers now regularly get into heated debates and brawl on the streets while others take bets on who will win

Your bank account will not have its savings drained as you play

added romance option for pigs

federally outlawed recreational cannibis use

when any block is mined it will now find out your personal information and retort with a very deep-cutting and highly specific insult

allowed the Warden 2 hours of computer time daily

Your bank account will not have its savings drained as you play

removed cognitohazardous imagery that caused players to develop debilitating addiction to eating carcinogens

endermen will now constantly verbally shill cryptocurrencies

replaced Endergragon with boobs

Stopped trying to remove Herobrine. we weren't getting anywhere with that one

[cellgatinbo]

tubbo just showed up at spawn with a fucked up herobrine skin, walked up to the water frame and played it, and is now just standing there staring at it ???

edit: laying down listening to it

[rottenpumpkin13]

What would happen if AGSZC played Minecraft together?

AGSZC Are Playing Minecraft - Who's Doing What

• Angeal is hyper-focused on gathering supplies and building a shelter before nightfall.

• Sephiroth takes his time looking around and exploring, enjoying this open world where he can be and do anything he wants.

• Sephiroth finds a friendly pig. He's overjoyed by how realistic this world is. Oh look! The pig is a mother and has a lovely pig child.

• Angeal takes the opportunity to slaughter the pig for food.

• They have to pause the game briefly (they're playing in the same room) because Sephiroth's screech of horror makes them think he's dying.

• Genesis enters a cave looking for diamonds so he can forge a diamond sword that's infinitely cooler than the one Sephiroth has IRL.

• Zack warns him about the monsters.

• Genesis doesn't listen.

• Genesis encounters an Enderman.

• Genesis tries to kill it, angering the Enderman.

• Genesis flees the cave screaming because this eldritch horror is now after him, spawning everywhere he goes.

• Sephiroth attempts to kill Angeal in the game. Angeal builds a dirt enclosure and puts Sephiroth on a time out. Sephiroth vows to take his revenge.

• Meanwhile Zack and Cloud are gathering supplies. They're peacefully playing the game and finding cool stuff to use later on. <- LIES.

• That's what they told Angeal they were doing. In reality they're looking for Herobrine.

• Genesis runs by screaming because the Enderman is after him still and he doesn't know how to get rid of it.

• Meanwhile Angeal has build them a little shack so they can be protected from the monsters. He lets Sephiroth out of his time-out enclosure.

• Night falls. Angeal tries to call everyone into the shack. He has long given up on Genesis, who's still running around with the Enderman after him.

• On their hunt for Herobrine, Zack and Cloud encounter a horde of Zombies. The zombies try to take Cloud away.

• Sephiroth arrives and somehow befriends the zombies. He convinces them to let Cloud go.

• The zombies concede, and Sephiroth leads them to Angeal's shack, where he proceeds to burn it to the ground and pursue Angeal with his zombie friends.

• Genesis finally kills the Enderman.

• He's relieved. At last, he can finally enjoy the game without that demonic entity after him.

• Genesis forgets it's still nighttime. Genesis gets shot by a skeleton and dies.

[zalifur-malphas]

SPAWNING HEROBRINE AT 3AM GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL

This was supposed to be an assignment but i guess not

Also sorry lads college has got me busy as fuck so less posts sadge emoji

Anyways LOOK FLAT COLORED VER!!!

I swear to God it looked so different when it was on PC SOBS IM GONNA CRY

BTW

Heres some doodles I made on Paint during Digital Drawing class

Anyways like share subscribe

[sprucebark]

idiot spotting

[sillygh0st]

I vodwatched Cellbit first qsmp vod and wrote down MANY moments that I barely see people talking about o/

Felps crashing the ship bc he trought that It was like using a bike is well know on the comunity, but the ship was also haunted btw

Mike first interaction with richas was him joking about sitting on Richas to hatch him??? My headcanon about qmike being a creeper hybrid with pink feathers was born after this lol

Roier giving diamonds to Cellbit :')

“There's always a fool and a scoundrel leaving the house, you're the scoundrel" (Tem sempre um otário e um malandro saindo de casa, você é o malandro) Cellbit to Richas

Richas taking time to write and writing that she would like to live with her parents :')

Cellbit asked richas who were his parents and Richas responded “vocês” (pac mike Cellbit e felps) <3

Cellbit saying 4 papais aww

Richas saying that he will live wherever his parents want :')

They calling quackity a vagabundo 😭

Slime with Richas for 0.1 seconds and cellbit coming shouting "não não Richas!! Papais!! Papais!!” ( He didn't wanted richas to be with slime and wanted richas to be with his papais :’)

He keeps saying "our son" awwww

"Take the sword your pai gave you!" (Pega a espada que o pai te deu!)

Richas raising the "feed" sign and his 4 papais all desperate looking for food to feed him :'))

Cellbit fighting with Bobby oh no

Cellbit saying he loves Roier but not Bobby aww :’)

Cellbit e slime KISSING!!!!

"Desculpa sou meio manco" (1:49:21)

Cellbit talking photo of them together ,,

"Abrigado pela comida"

"Você só odeia os ovos pq não tem um!!"

Quackity 1% Richas father + Cellbit 24% too yayyy

“You teach spanish and we teach crimes and guns!” Cellbit to quackity talking about Richas LMAO

Quackity singing nossa nossa assim você me mata omg I forgot about this momment

SHAKE BOLOLO

“oi filho!” (Cellbit to Richas)

Everyone dying bc of a bull and a muscle zombie 😭😭

Richas model disappearing and everyone freaking out bc he turned into a tall white thing 😭😭😭 also first time that cucurucho got mentioned for the Brazilians :O (Cellbit and felps were saying his name wrong for like 20 minutes LMAO)

“seus outros papais” “papai felps”

Mac e pike 😭

Richas doing parkour and Cellbit freaking out about him taking fall damage :’)

Richas falling into a hole and Cellbit screaming “tá tudo bem!! papai tá aqui) (its okay!! papai is here) :’(((((

felps said "eu peguei 4 packs" (I got 4 packs) and clarified that wasn't about pac their friend (pegar can be "got" or even "make out", even bc pac and pack rhyme ) and Cellbit said that was the first day, and that they needed a party before??????? while felps said "Not yet" about making out with pac???? ON THEIR FIRST TWO HOURS ON THE SERVER???

Cellbit and felps wanting to teach richas how to kill and richas that he will become a murder machine awwww

Richas died :’) cellbit screaming on chat saying everything wrong was funny

Cellbit telling felps that they need to lie about what killed richas LMAO they didn't wanted the others papais to be mad at them so yeah the necromancer appeared spawned 10 skeletons said “he is watching” and vanished cellps my beloved

Now cellbid said that they need to say that the necromancer had white eyes bc they have herobrine trauma LMAO (pac e mike old series)

“WE ARE CLONES FELPS” (seeing their dead bodies) is also the first time of cellbit saying that there is something wrong on the island :)

Cellps telling tazercraft and quackity ABOUT the “necromancer” but mike don't believe anything that they said LMAO

“Cocorocho vagabundo” - pac

OHHHH FUGA CRUMPS 👀 some long time before this cellbit and richas they hide them under a chest, after (2:42:00) mike says that he saw a white figure (they were saying cucurucho) opened and put something on the chest, felps went to open It and the tnt exploded, killing him. Richas almost split out that It was her and pai Cellbit that put the tnt there, Cellbit says that he didn't put in there, Pac says “oh yeah I don't think you would do this with …. felps'', saying it on a weird and different tone, probably the CC remembering that on fuga cell killed felps 👀👀👀👀👀 FUGA CRUMPS FUGA CRUMPS

Cellbit and pac went to a cave and the iconic celltw kiss happened omg

Cellbit talked with pac about them (fuga four) creating a secret laboratory under the favela where they would do secret and paranormal experiments ohhhhhhhh (chume paranormal LMAO)

Cellbit and pac founded a very weird place that looks like a mine maid by player with MANY torches, one moment cellbit lost pac and freaked out LMAO (they keep calling the place the herobrine cave lol)

“A casa do cocorocho” (they got cucurucho name wrong)

Cellbit wants to sing a lullaby for richas :’) pac is getting Diamonds to do a armor for Richas too awww

Cellbit gave pac a pickaxe and also asked for a stick while pac said “por você cellbit eu te dou 10 paus” (“for you cellbit, i gave to you 10 paus”, pau = stick/dick) and they both laughed

Cellbit almost threw away richas slime "não vou jogar fora o primeiro presente do meu filho” (im not going to throw away my first gift of my son) :’)

THEY LEFT THE CAVE AND ENDED UP ON FIT HOUSE. PAC SAID THAT IT'S A PRETTY AND DIFFERENT HOUSE GUYS GUYS. And now they ARE on Ramon house walking around ,,,,,, guys ,,,

CELLTW AGAIN. They are returning to the favela and Pac said that the day was beautiful and Cellbit straight up said that “com você nele o dia é sempre mais bonito né pac” (With you in it, the day is always more beautiful, right?)

Cellbit and pac returned to the favela with felps Mike e Richas!!! Felps and pac (idk who else too) honked to each other???? 😭 awww also Cellbit screaming for richas and running for him :’)

MIKE PAINTING OF RICHAS :’)

Cellbit and felps screaming and calling each other Crazy for talking alone (with their chats) lol

They are going to do richas first quests!! They are going to give a bath to Richas, Cellbit accidentally hit (pinched) him oh no babie :( they finished their bath and Richas Said “obrigado pais!” While Cellbit and felps suffered from how cute it was

RICHAS ON BED WITH HER FIRST LULLABY BY HER 4 PAPAIS :((((( richas sleeping while they try to be quiet to not wake up the baby!!! They are calling him cute <3

Oh wait they are singing a demoniac lullaby to awake her? 😭😭😭😭 What's wrong with them <3 they want richas to never get caught with his guard down, “olhos sempre abertos richarlyson” ,,,

“sleep with your eyes open" *kisses sounds from all her fathers*

mike caught richas getting up (prob richas admin geting ready to leave) and they started to be like “oh no he is in that age already ,,,,” and while calling their child cucurucho and STILL kept getting cucurucho name wrong LMAO

Richas sleeping model was put into their only bed and now are incredible sad that they lost their only bed 😭😭😭

RICHAS SLIME!! his placenta haha :’) they are so happy framing It on their house aww

Cellbit dancing to the sounds of a dying skeleton? 😭

Pac e Mike logging out!!! Also Cellbit sending kisses to pac and pac too omg celltw ,,😭😭

“beijinhos!!” (little kisses) - Pac e Cellbit for each other AWWWW

Cellbit talking with felps about bbh being the “necromancer and 100% ready to throw the blame on him 😭😭

Cellbit seeing felps talking to himself on the other house and calling him crazy while felps do the same for him god cellps I love you

Bbh appeared to talk with felps and Cellbit and give to them armor, cucurucho also appeared but disappeared quickly D:

Bbh talked with them about the federation oooooooh

Bbh left and after richas woke up!! Bom dia Richarlyson!!

They are making richas cativeiro room!!

“tem cheiro de cativeiro, tem som de cativeiro, tem gosto de cativeiro, mas não é um cativeiro!” felps to richas LMAO

They are putting him to sleep now!! cellbit tried to sing a demoniac lullaby for her but felps stopped him saying that it's a too old song!! So felps singed a song with alien high pitched noises 😭😭

Moments from the vod to yall!!!! so many lgbtqsmp moments and cute ones :3333

[screechingsandwichhologram]

l'manburg language headcanons

okay so i havent sat down and actually created a language for lmanburg but I hc that they have their own language & here are hcs for that language. its a mashup of all the languages that the members speak. i know that a language couldn't really develop in the timeframe so I'm speeding up the development because i want to.

Slang / Phrases

first, it exists withing minecraft, so internet/minecraft lingo and phrases are commonplace (ie: pots, spawn, etc)

l'manburg was born out of conflict, so many phrases and slang are often violent.

because many prolific figures (c!tommy with prime, c!wilbur with being phil's son, c!eret with the herobrine stuff, c!dream with the XD stuff) are heavily religous / associated with religion, religious phrases are also very common.

there are different words for non-canon death, a canon death, and the last canonical death (the one that kills kills you)

Actual Language

l'manburg's language is a mix of british english, french, dutch, spanish, german, latin, and ancient greek. because it is such a new language, some words are the exact same as the English (given that english is the common language) words.

all military/war words have absolutely no english ties (as to provide secrecy). most are a mix of french, latin, and ancient greek (latin and ancient greek comes from c!tommy & c!wilbur, because they were taught by c!techno)

words pertaining nationality, home, or base are a mix of french (l'-), german (-manburg), and dutch (man). Most are french.

words pertaining to money or commerce are dutch & english inspired.

words pertaining to farming are inspired by ancient greek (c!techno again)

words pertaining to government/high authority are often a mix of latin, french, and english (c!wilbur is fucking obsessed with french & latin)

anything related to food is inspired by german and ancient greek.

Context / Timeline

quackity's arrival made spanish inspired words/phrases more abundant.

schlatt made american phrases and spellings very common.

the manburg administration attempted to phase out the language, but was unsuccessful.

new lmanburg caused many more phrases based on death, nature, rot, and renewal.

new lmanburg put a lot of emphasis on philosophical, poetic, descriptive, and physiological words.

words regarding cops, police, and laws are closely tied with negative words such as evil, thief, and traitor.

manburg replaced many religious words and phrases with more neutral alternatives.

the first words created in the new language were military moves and tools.

new lmanburg's descriptive words were often enderian words translated into the latin alphabet (as c!ranboo, the minute man, was the one who used and created them)

lmanburg was often underdeveloped in governmental words pertaining to the running of a country.

okay thats all i have for rn but i might add on to this when i think of it. also if u have any questions/requests please ask i love answering questions /gen