#hes a straight BITCH!!! AUGH

[sovaharbor]

can we please fucking kill qunetin quire already oh my GOD like out of all the academy x kids to have any semblance of important (aside fron laura) it's seriously fucking quentin quire?????????? get this fucker OFF covers get him OFF the panels get him IN a fucking ditch

[aberooski]

alexis and atticus for the blorbo bingo!!

A double dip!

Lexi on the left and Atty on the right!

Very similar feelings but the intensity with which they vary aksksksksk

[poetryandfluffycats]

hello could i req some sub kaoru with a fem reader edging and praising him while he's tied up? pls if that's not too much <3

A/N: 3 posts in a week??? no way. I was saving this for kaorus day on NSFW month but I felt like making smth else for that. enjoy!

Pairing: Kaoru Hakaze x fem!reader

Content: Kaorus such a pretty boy, oh the fun you could have with him...

Warnings: NSFW, bondage, tiny bit of edging, handjobs, brief blowjob(?), biting, mild pain play

Words: 494

NSFW oneshot under cut!

Pretty Boy~

This was going to be so much fun.

Kaoru was such a pretty boy, all of the woman-and even some of the men-of ES were aware of that. He was so sweet and charming, always ready to fire off a flirtatious joke at any woman that came his way, and he was so, very good looking. Sharp jawline, dark eyes, long and silky blond hair, that tan surfer body... like a real-life Ken doll. The thought of him, and what he might be like in bed, was enough to send the most conservative woman into fits of giggles, the most straight-laced men into the most erotic daydreams...

It was a real shame he was actually a huge masochist.

/-------

"Augh!-Mmmmph-"

Kaorus cry's and moans were muffled by the ball gag strapped to his face. His hands were bound behind his head and his were ankles tied to the end of the bed with thick black rope, leaving his throbbing erection on full display for you.

"What's wrong, dear? Can't handle it?~" You teased, running the tip of your nail up his shaft, earning another muffled cry of pleasure from him. "You're so good for me, poor baby" You cooed, taking his length in your hand.

He threw his head back in another messy moan, his hips thrusting upwards to meet your strokes. His mind was a mess, his thoughts consumed by you and the way you touched him. So firm, so teasing, yet also so gentle and loving. You knew just how to make him fall apart, how to make him crumble beneath you.

You leaned forward, licking a stripe down from his tip, to his balls, then down to the muscled flesh of his thighs. You bit down hard, sucking a deep purple hickeys into the area as you continued your rough strokes to his length.

"Y-you bitch!" He cried out, or at least tired to. It came out as more of a muffled babble, to which you found adorable.

You pulled back, removing your mouth from his thigh and your hand from his cock. A string of saliva and a tiny bit of blood connected to the bite mark dripped down your lips, which were turning upwards into a grin at the look of pure desperation on your lovers face. His eyes were blown wide with lust, chest heaving with each breath as he struggled against the restraints.

It was kinda funny, actually. He had been the one to beg you to do this and here he was, whining and cussing like a bratty child.

"I think that's enough for now, unless you plan on being a good boy for me?" You purred, moving to straddle his hips.

Kaorus eyes shot open in a glare, his mouth opening and closing in another muffled attempt to cuss you out. His anger only made you chuckle, however.

You had been right. This was the most fun you'd ever had.

[glasswingowl]

HERE WE GO LADS FINALE TIME

EP 8 SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

I AM IN FEAR

not the bugs noooo

WAS THAT FUCKING REBECCA???

this entire bit is great. showing what's going on from the pov of someone who doesn't gaf

oh. oh SHIT

the silence gets me every goddam time this is such a noisy show everyone's always clinking and whirring so hearing nothing is just…

"WHOOPS"

NORI SAID (wrote) A SWEAR?? SHE CAN DO THAT??

AW CMON

SPACESHIPT?? V??

ah. N. I keep getting my hopes up lmao

"I'm kinda like actually mad about what you did" BIG words coming from someone who could barely muster up a "J, you're kinda mean to me" at the start of the series. great job buddy <3

N's a great spaceship pilot he was just set up to fail the first time around

SHE CAN SWEAR?? i'm choosing to believe the solver unlocked that bc i refuse to believe she wouldn't be telling people to fuck off 24/7 otherwise

oh yeah cyn's still here

awwwww :3 three cheers for communication!

nevermind i guess-

that's my girl!

fuck you j

"i'm fine and calm and GO AWAY-"

V V V V V YESSSSSSSS MY GIRL BELEIVERS WIN BELIEVERS WIN

V'S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME SUCK IT J

I LIVED BITCH V and Lizzy are just fantastic love these two. world's biggest haters

THE RAPTOR IS STILL STRAIGHT UP EVIL LMAO-

ahhh so J knew and decided to go along with it to save herself

HOW ABOUT YOU BITE ME AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAA-

WE STAY WINNING

ABSOLUTE POWER COUPLE

and here's the guest of honour herself!

oh eugh she's all bendy.

no no don't flinch now-

oh that's AWFUL i love it

OH SHIT THAT ACUTALLY HAS CONSEQUENCES

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

SHE IS MENACING-

FUCKED UP LIZARD- OH WHAT THE HELL

this entire scene is genuinely freaky.

OH THE HOLOGRAMS OH SHI this is genuinely really good. playing off the fear from both sides to create a believeable misunderstanding. love it

the solver wants to swear SO FUCKING BADLY LMAO-

the gang's all here again

WAIT WAIT KHAN CLOSED THE FUCKIGN DOOR LMAO-

"no one traumatizes these weirdly hot robots but me" <- i'm just going to leave this here.

"glad you're not dead or whatever" GOD SO AM I

YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKING NIGHTCORE FIGHT SCENE USING J'S HEAD AS A PROJECTILE LMAO glitch is just flexing on us at this point

OH MY GOD UZI RECOGNIZING THE HOLOGRAM FUKCING LOVE THAT

uh oh. ah. oh what did she just do

WHHY DID IT JUST MELT BODIES DON'T DO THAT AUGH oh damn

she's…. ok? thad, lizzy and khan ok!

LMAOOO NORI- "KINDA HOT"?? YOU'RE BOTH FREAKS YOU'RE PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER

OH THE GRADIENT EYES LOOK SO COOOOL-

callback to the first sccene, teacher's alive but wishes he wasn't, EVERYONE IS HERE-

"THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!!" V AND LIZZY WORLD'S BIGGEST HATERS

half yellow now! so she's the new host?

J's alive, Khan and Nori reunite(!), Doll's… memorial??,

Oh yeah she's just gotta deal with that now-

In conclusion: WE GOT THE GOOD ENDING LETS GOOOO-

[symbioticsimplicity]

This Idiot Has Seen Goncharov

So today marked the coalescence of the Goncharov Incident as I’ll be calling it, so I think it’s finally time to share.

For a bit of context, you need to know a little more about one of my co-workers. We’ll call him Zeke. First it’s important to note that despite being in his early thirties, Zeke doesn’t have any sort of social media accounts outside of a MySpace page. Dude has straight up been living like it’s still 2007. Zeke also has a fixation with my friend/roommate who also works with us. Zeke will hop onto whatever bandwagon this friend, who we’ll call Jesse, is on. But most importantly to this whole tableau, Zeke likes to tell tall tales, like no matter what you’re talking about, or what you’ve done, this guy has done it but bigger and crazier.

That alone would be annoying, but it wouldn’t be enough to push myself and Jesse to the level we’ve hit with him. For me, it’s the constant need to put other people down for ‘knowing less than he does’ despite the obviousness of his knowledge being a collection of poorly constructed lies. Like not only does he lie, but this dumbass doesn’t even bother to check into the things he lies about. Several times he’s tried to convince me of something in a subject I know everything about. He refuses to admit to being wrong and he won’t back down from anything he’s said, it’s infuriating.

For this, and quite a few other reasons transphobic cough cough augh, he’s been bothering Jesse and I for quite a while. Badly enough that the spite fueled wasp nest that lives in the back corner of my brain Morse coded a plan to me.

Goncharov.

What better way to trip up a ride or die compulsive liar than a piece of media well known for being entirely fictional?

The next day, when Zeke climbed into my car during our lunch hour, Jesse and I began talking about this old movie we’d recently watched. The two of us have known each other more than long enough to able to follow each other’s bullshit like second nature, we’ve played an assload of DND together. In ten minutes we’ve got the whole first arc talked out with a few of the “best scenes” highlighted. (Personal favorites being Andrey juggling guns “a la John Wick/Guns Akimbo” and Katya killing a man point blank after saying ‘Get Gonch’d bitch’ in a 1973 film.)

Zeke didn’t respond too much, just kind of nodded and ignored most of the convo since it wasn’t really about him. I didn’t really expect him to engage to start, he usually doesn’t, but we’d planned to keep this up for another couple days anyhow.

But like clockwork, the more Jesse talked about it, the more Zeke seemed to remember it. Enough that I jumped ahead a little and pulled up the faux movie poster to show him.

He squinted at it then nodded and said he’d definitely seen the movie before.

When I tell you I almost fucking screamed.

Of course he couldn’t remember many details because it had been so long since he’d seen it. To tell you the truth I’d checked out at that point, I was focused on not losing my shit, I have no fucking idea what he said.

While this was an entire meal served up on a silver platter, it would have been pretty easy to say he’d seen the poster somewhere despite not having socials. I want this man incinerated, not merely singed.

Which leads me to the events of the last couple days.

So Zeke came up to Jesse and I and told us he wanted to re-watch Goncharov and asked us if it’s on Netflix.

Jesse and I both said that it is, without hesitation.

Zeke went to look for it (at work, while we’re working no less, again I missed the rest of what he was saying here I was mentally biting him) and obviously found nothing. So he searched every other streaming platform he had, and Youtube, all once again coming up empty.

At this point, I was sure the jig is up. He was actually searching it now so obviously he’d find one of the search results letting him know Goncharov’s true nature. I’m fairly certain the first result for it on Google says that it’s fake.

Oh hoo hoo, no.

Zeke came to me to complain about not being able to find the movie and in a fit of clandestine fervor, I told him that we probably watched it on a pirating site.

It was beautiful, it was inspired, and it worked.

Zeke asked me for the site and I told him that I’d have to get it from our other roommate since she’s in charge of the tech in our house. Then I hauled ass to go find Jesse and spill the latest tea before Zeke could. 

Later on Jesse sent him the link to the site, and he told us he’d find it over the weekend.

Well today, friends, is Monday.

Most of today we spent too busy to go grill Zeke about whether or not he’s crossed over into the fucking Mandela timeline and managed to watch Goncharov. But ten minutes before close, while we’re waiting to go, suddenly Zeke perks up, and remembers that when he gets home, he has to finish watching the movie. He’d had trouble getting the site to work on his phone, but his Xbox had run it, and he’d started watching it, but had unfortunately fallen asleep before he’d finished.

Now. I am a calm man, I can keep a straight face if I need to. But hearing this fucking idiot tell me he’d started watching a fictitious movie made up by Tumblr.com of all places nearly sent me to the fucking Shadow Realm with the amount of effort it took not to crack.

He talked for a couple more minutes before fucking off to do something else, I have no idea again I wasn’t fucking listening, I was trying not to visibly cry from holding back laughter.

But then he left and like instinct, like the inevitable impact of atoms inside of the Hadron collider, Jesse and I turned to look at each other. I knew what Jesse would say, Jesse knew what I would say, and like fate, like destiny, like two people who had witnessed a man commit manslaughter against his own damn self, we spoke at once.

“This idiot has seen Goncharov.”

[foggylikemyvision]

𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻?

okay so like yk how you get that Urge to bite people? I act on it a lot specifically with like my sibling n stuff. so just.. sagau with a hobgoblin creator. I personally can like vibrate myself and do an a+ goblin giggle and voice- even turning into mickey mouse on accident at times so like- shit wait why don't I just do 'reader but it's just me in genshin' ANYWAYS--

slight suggestive themes at Lisa and Miko's part but also it's Lisa and Miko what do you expect me to do? not make her kinky? lots of cussing. what do you expect from me? also jean and lisa were written at midnight and the rest at 7am :)

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Jean Gunnhildr

So like she's just concerned-

cause you just walk up to her doing a little goblin giggle and give her a hug

and then she

she just feels your teeth sink into her forearm without warning

also the mass amounts of dishes and random shit around your work area??

and how you just don't fuckin sleep? ever?

and when you do you sleep for like an entire day straight????

You concern this woman.

Severely.

Ignore how she constantly gets Barbara on your case about eating and sleeping healthily.

it totally wasn't her she isn't concerned for you at all psh who do you take her for?

also ignore how you feel her relax now whenever you chomp into her

just a little chomp

a nibble.

Lisa Minci

when I tell you this bitch is kinky ASF

just moans as soon as she feels you nom her shoulder

it's ironic of course but this bitch sends you into shock!!

fucking goes 'augh harder daddy!'

you moan? you moan in readers ear like they are your lover? jail for Lisa!! jail for one thousand years!!!

goofiest mf you'll ever meet.

does apologize while laughing later but you are forever scarred

oh um also

she fuckin gets jean on your case

who then gets Barbara on your case.

who gets the whole of mondstadt on your case.

so like have that hehehehhe

when you vibrate I hate to say it but her mind goes to the most unholy places istg

has you say the lewdest shit in your mickey voice

lowkey threatens you

she forces you to take naps with her

Venti

goblin ass mf

bites you back. doesn't apologize.

this bitch bites HARD

you go around pranking the citizens of mondstadt together

definition of *bites you cutely*

chaos bringer with you

he force feeds you apples and water

oh and he will make you float if you refuse to clean your shit

if you have a fear of heights?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

all jokes aside probably the chillest out of mondstadt.

doesn't really care

he's a biter too tbh

ACTUALLY FUCKING UNDERSTANDS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BITE, CHOMP, AND NOM. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

NO ONE GETS IT RIGHT!!!!

fyi bite is malicious, chomp is playful, and nom is just soft.

also forces you to take naps with him.

bullies you up into the windrise tree lmao will not let you get down

finds it funny when he lifts you into the air and you panic

and just turn into fucking MICKEY MOUSE

Amber

does not care about the biting

noms you back aswell

this bby dealt with collei's emo ass she can put up with you

completely oblivious to the fact you're constantly moving in some way

sometimes is a goblin with you

you two annoy eula together

she gives you a non-explosive baron bunny because you're one of her favorite persons yk?

enjoys your mickey voice thoroughly

warmest bitch

if you cold? hell yeah cuddles

if you're touchstarved? hell yeah cuddles

she will DROWN YOU in affection

has bitten you before

loves you /p or /r its up to you the author has no opinion

deals with your damn bone crunches and helps you work by humming slightly

helpful little baby

i dont know if you can tell but i really love amber she hHhhjm

Shenhe

also a chaos bringer

but in a calmer way

doesn't really understand the biting but is okay with it

is practically your bodyguard

just with more affection

and love

and okay she's nothing like your bodyguard

doesn't know how to get you to clean your shit

just cleans it up for you a lil

does get fed up with you sometimes and just leaves for a few days??

i dont know either

shenhe is concerned with how you just summon the souls of the damned in the middle of a conversation- sometimes on accident, even.

you could be playing uno or something with shenhe, paimon, and the traveller and then suddenly just rip your vocal chords to shreds after they +4 stack you.

its really funny to watch actually :))

you both have godawful sleep schedules and diets.

she cannot help you.

tldr clueless dumbass in the best way

Ganyu

bb

she sleeps through everything you do

if you're tired you two just evaporate

also she is confused the first time you bite her but afterwards she doesn't really care

will hold your hand while she's working and apologizes if she needs 2 hands to do something

you have to beg her to take time off which is incredibly funny considering its coming from you

overall she's just so cute i love her

drown her in affection!!!

do it!!!

Raiden Ei

ditzy airhead

as usual ofc

she is completely oblivious to your chomping because if this is pre-traveler then she just cannot feel it. the shogun cannot feel

she has no nerves lmao

post-traveler she is just.. concerned?

why the fuck did you just bite her what the fuck is wrong with you??

doesn't get the Urge

yells at you gently to clean up your shit in the most passive-agressive way possible because jfc she can smell it from the next room over and why the hell are you sleeping on the ground go get into bed

laughs at you

if you're feeling touch-starved she just,,, sits there. gives you sweets.

idk what you really wanted she's also touch-starved she hasn't had human contact in 500+ years

100% tries to sic sara on you at least once

ignore her she's wanted in several countries

Yae Miko

also a kinky mf

but in a different font

bites you back maliciously

also chomps you but its usually malicious

similar to venti in several ways and also similar to lisa in another several ways

beats you up if you don't clean up your shit and doesn't eat and drink a healthy amount

moans in your ear like lisa

except she does it and then bites you

doesn't apologize either

teases you relentlessly

miko 100% has tried to push you down the mountain at least once

it was very funny

wants your readussy /p /j

overall she's mean to you and i love her for it

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lmao sucks to suck they all bite you >:)

-myx

[onlyplatonicirl]

i have so many error hcs because he is the silliest billiest guy to ever exist

this is more so just a hc i have about like every glitched skeledude and that is they function a lot similar to like computers/robots if you get what i mean? like they are very strict about their logic and any deviation can cause them to break down, i.e. crash and reboot

since they can peer into the code they can also use it to their advantage, whip out a command terminal and ask it all the questions youve ever wanted too such as why is my ex wifeboy such an annoying bitch?

error is a glitch he lives outside the code, code is often translated in binary, if he lives outside that he is then nonbinary, although i like to think he throws the idea of gender completely out the window, agender error real and true

he can speak both english, spanish and french, spanish because he felt he needed to watch his novellas in the og language (subs not dubs) to properly understand them, and french because he was paranoid ink was insulting him to his fave whenever he spoke in french in front of him

my guy has no senses, his eyesight, more like eyeshite, taste? nope, bro eats tin cans for breakfast, hearing? also poor, try having a million people screaming in your head day in day out, common sense? certainly not

he does however have a heightened tactile sense, all errors/glitches do, in a meta sense i suppose you could say his hurtbox is slightly too big because he'll flinch and pull away if you get a bit too close to him

on that note, autism, all skeletons originate from sans and that man is autistic

he will burn anything containing he doesnt like so if you wanna get him some nice clothes for his birthday, which he does not at all recall the day it was (he choose 4/04 because it was funny), you better make sure it isnt crush velvet or sherpa

he gets very easily overstumulated because hes spent years in the antivoid which is a blank white void that is always silent and nothing ever changes, i swear to god cq this man is so autistic was this intentional??

needs glasses, refuses to wear them

cant really feel temperature differences, he'll rock his stylish socks and sandals in -10°C (im sorry im british)

a lot of his old memories from his life before he became a glitch are gone, or are incredibly fuzzy, it also doesnt help that he's lived for so long since that there are plenty of more memories he can pull from, so for error a lot of things are new to him, the first time ink showed him a bath bro was flabbergasted, stayed in there for 6 hours didnt even care the water was cold

he had a cat but yknow the anitvoid is uhhh a big open, endlessly infinite void of white nothingness so he kinda lost it, he cried for 7 weeks straight and still does everytime hes reminded

error starts with negative friendship points with everyone, doesnt matter if youve done nothing untoward him, he hates your guts

as much as he hates to admit it, hes picked up a lot of inks traits, and he tries desperately to do the opposite of everything ink does because god no he cant be like him hes annoying and weird and silly and kinda funny and cute?

i like error 😐👍

ALL OF THESE ARE SO REAL AND TRUE AND A LOT OF THESE ALIGN WITH MY OWN HEADCANONS!!!!

BUT THE CAT ONE...... OUGH...... AUGH........... THATS SO SAD................ waAAAAAAAAAA

[cerealmonster15]

🫵

HOW would your twst ocs respond to someone insulting them and trying to bully them + HOW would they respond to someone challenging them to a duel + WHAT would their fighting style be like + WHAT would a guest room trouble line be for them 👁👁

clasps my hands together. i assumed this was about char and dañarte when i first read this, but then i remembered i have a bonus twst oc fidel now so im throwing him into the ring also lksdjfdskl

ok im gonna go in a readmore bc i will probably talk a lot AS I TEND TO DO

Responding to insults/being bullied

well dañarte is a certified Little Bitch, however part of his Thing is that hes pretending to Not be a Little Bitch, so i think it's all based on the circumstance of who is around and all that. if it's in public, he will probably go the route of pretending that he's above a Petty, childish dispute 😌 but inside he IS planning revenge and also trying to blow them up with his mind. and then if he's not trying to mask his bitch boy powers he's def being snarky and passive aggressive and maybe also just straight up rude right back. he will NOT be the bigger person!!! and he does not care what people think about him.

char on the other hand is a certified Good Boy klfjdsjkfl I think he would try to be more civil with whoever's coming at him. like Oh Surely This Is A Misunderstanding Let's Talk This Out kind of deal lol. he's more of a people pleaser I think, so he might be more willing to agree to disagree and move on. i do think he'd take insults to heart tho and probably spend too much time sitting alone and Thinking About It. FESTERING.

Fidel! awoowoo boy. i think at first he might be like, sad puppy dog eyes mode, but if they keep pushing or cut too deep he might get more riled up and ready to throw down about it. and then go sulk after.

Responding to being challenged to a duel / fighting style

hmmm i think both char and dañarte are trained in fencing so if it's something like that, they might accept - oh and i guess also the magic thing. they do magic in this game. magic duels. yeah sure theyll do that too LOL. i'm thinking about those pomefiore PICK UP THE GLOVE npc guys fkdlsjfkdsl i think they would accept whatever the hell's going on there too LOL. char might attempt to reason or de-escalate first, but would ultimately accept if the person insisted, and dañarte might just go right into it lol. because he is a SHOW OFF!!!!! i am unsure how good they are but i think they'd both be at least decently skilled. they probs both have a bit of elegance to their fighting and are likely similar to each other since they grew up together as cousins, and probably learned a lot of their initial magic schooling and fencing and shit together. that and they were both rsa boys before dañarte goes to nrc.

fidel i think could get easily worked up and baited into it but since he's a first year i think he's less refined with his skills and maybe wouldnt do so well, but if it gets physical he's a Big Boy and could accidentally knock over the other person via sheer force of mass lol.

guest room trouble lines

god i still love that twst added a feature where characters just randomly get so pissed they beat the shit out of each other JKLFDJSLFKHSD

so I like that the characters get two lines, and a lot of the time they give the vibe of like one line where they more apologize and maybe admit fault, and another where theyre more defensive, depending on the person lol. so im going to give them each TWO!!!! if i accidentally subconsciously copy one of the lines just. leave me alone jkljfdsklfjds sometimes a bitch is generic!!

dañarte:

Come, now. We'd only just gotten started! I was hoping for more of a challenge.

Ugh, that little... Ahem, my apologies for getting so carried away.

char:

I don't understand what made them so upset... Did I say something wrong?

Sorry, sorry- Here, let me help you clean up!

fidel:

Augh... Can't go back to my dorm with my fur all matted like this...

Huh? A fight? I thought we were just roughousing...

okay YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ty for indulging me. starts running towards your ask box.

[parfaitfever]

headcanons for ssomega characters i have!!!!!!!!!

this will be mostly justt how i see the characters and sexuality hcs here and there and just lil ramble for each characters!!!!!!!!

Pegasus koga

hes a clueless little guy in s1 maybe the little brother for everyone

after training shaina would probably let him play pokemon on his gba

he would accidentally see yuna bleeding on the ass and asked what happened not knowing anything (neither does his other 3 friends)

ate dirt ONCE shaina n tatsumi scolded him and he never do it again

after ep18 he never ever wants to touch spicy food ever again

i mentioned this and i'll mention it again, i lovee aroace koga cus whn it comes to love the first think he thinks was family love and says it something like "i love you as much i love saori!"

Lionet soma

like hyoga did in the classic, would somehow be able to drive cars and we never knew wether he had a license or not

im still wondering who the hell are those bitches in ep18??????? are those girlies his BITHCES??? SOMA PULLED THEM??? IS THIS REAL???

i think he'd flirt w someone and just failed miserably

besties w yuna since he arrived in palaestra (ep69) and gave her a childhood nickname and grew further from her a little when he starts to open up to more people and probs only got closer again cus of koga and the saori situation

he is anything but straight (hes pan)

his birthday is 23th of july (younger me said so)

Aquila yuna

been a favorite since young literally my role model when im 7 yiu dont undrstand shes just such a girlboss 4 me my cringeass tomboy asskicker phase back in grade 4 was her influence

for me, even though she kinda became the mother of the group and just hates on everyone, she actually super cared for thm liek koga or soma but shes just scared to get attached to them and it ended up something like her family or pavlin or aria ... so shes just scared she'll get attached to people > lose them at some point so she also tries to kinda distant them to try and not get attach this is also probably why in ep54 her cloth wasnt able to change for the first time bcus she fear if she goes back in to fight she'd lose someone dear to her again (i guess .... im not sure if this is right im js rambling lols)

also notice how riene (yunas childhood friend in ep25) looks a bit like raki and I CANT EXPLAIN HOWMUCH I LOVE EXPLAINING HER YOU GET WHAT I MEAN DO YOU?!??@!? (im just projecting probably, plz help) YOU KNW WHAT I EAMN WHEN I SAY EP25 OKAY LIKE SHE DOESNF EVEN CARE THAT WAS AN ILLUSION SHE'LL SAVE IT TO SEE THE PEOPLE SHE CARES FOR AGAIN YOU KNW WHAT I MEAN

imagine her in her bday not doing anything after she goes out for a meal so when she casually goes back home the maincast gave her a bday surprise :3 (projectig

i did a little redesign of her but its just adding ribbons and glasses bcus i do

arne would introduce her to precure and she discovered who cure moonlight is and now its her fave cuz she looks liek pavlin :3

did i mention how much of a girlboss she is she just onehitko a gold saint (cancer schiller)

bicon ... #1

Dragon ryuho

i used to think hes good at everything BUT cooking

i think he does most of the house chores while shunrei takes care of shiryu like dish washing, sweeping the house very diligent lil boy :3

he loves talkking about his dads adventures or just his family in general uaghegdha *sobs on the flor* he loves his family somuc aughe *chokes

haruto once asked why ryuho never showed up in his concerts and ryuho sweats so much n claims that "he doesnt have enough money to buy the ticker but that doesnt mean he didnt want to support hes just" and harutoo cuts him off and gave him a free ticket

would have like a collection of antique dishes or teacups (its a gift from dohko i guess?? this is a random thought) and he once like broke one and mourns it in his room for 3 days

i used to think he suck at cooking in someway or another unless hes supervised or following a certain recipe (i MENTIONED ths but i didnt notice oh well)

he plays with harutos hair end of story

as a kid i use to htink hes a girl until i heard his voice

gay. end of story

Wolf haruto

i probably still think hes stuck in the school jail for 6 months

episode 22

look listen i feel like i shipped him w an mlp character but i forget whether it was rainbowdash or applejack

FAKE GLASSES FAKE GLASSES HE BOUGHT THOSE GLASSES OUT OF INTEREST IYS FAKE GSUY

he learns those corny jokes froms soma (he fell for ut smh)

allergic to peanuts but he learned it the hard way. so like he got some food with peanuts in it and went to the palaestra infirmary for 2 weeks and when its eps22 harutos dad told ryuho hes allergic to peanuts but never got to tell him and then when ryuho told haruto about it hes liek ... "ah yeah right, thanks but i learned about it long time ago when i ate tofu and stayed in the infirmary for almost a month. "

he likes instant noodles

dyed his hair ends with black/red just bcuz (i kinda drew him like this sometimes hewlo)

Orion eden

hes like the silly dumb like koga but more ... quiet i guess??? like, someone would crack a dad joke to him like what do you call a fish with no eye? fsh. and hes like "i never knew thats how you call eyeless fishes" and took literally without him knowing

very very polite but if something just irritates/annoys him he wont hesitate to ZAP

looks at my old book ... *sighs* stso x mlp ships ... eden was one of the victims

i still dont completely understand why his hair turned grey i mean i dont mind the design doesnt rly affect much buut how I CANT REMEMBER was it cuz of aria or soemthig

foudn this in my school stso hcs notes, he secretly sneaks to arias room and plays piano for her but got caught by sonia and now hes forbidden to even touch the door w/o perms

bi :3

hes seatmates with haruto and so he needs to deal with haruto trying out his jokes he learned from soma and took most of them literally

soma fooled him with the "if you eat the watermelon seeds it'll grow in your stomach"

i keep crying whenever theres aria and eden scene and iys just very sad i just paused the video and cry first

aria

favorite food bread

i cant believe i never drawed her as a kid 3:

MY INNOCENT LITTLE AJHDDFSAHFSDKJH SOBS PKEAS

saoris daughter...

look look look i have a buncha hcs for her but i literally cant remember

twins with koga...... fight mw right now

yuna actually tries to teach her how to cook basic recipes and they also sometimes cook together but aria doesnt rly understand and ended up messing stuff up and eventually yuna gives up n aria would ended up apologizing a lotta times ... but yuna said "its ok!!! ure aria i wont do anything"

she passed those jfashion shops and stared at the store for 15mins

she actually has struggles with talking to people so every so often eden or koga did the talking for her

only thing she can bake is simple bread with yuna

she wouuld like clean n neat stuff so she often broom the house here and there and somehow made koga actually wants to clean

the flower decos all around their house is white, blue or lilly of the valley bcus its her

equuleus subaru

ash ketchum

[hag-darling]

Took a break from BG3 today but I'm slowly making my way through Act 3. The city proper is incredibly overstimulating so I'm having a harder time actually getting through it but I'm still having a good time

Found Volo being a damsel in distress once more. The fight was a joke thanks to some great rolls in my favor for AOE spells hahaha.

I broke Wylls contact but still found my way to the Iron Throne and saved his dad. It doesn't feel like that should have been an option because the game is now acting as if Wyll didn't break his contract? Like his dad gave me the "go find the dragon that sleeps beneath the city" quest along with that book that I already got before from Eltan....

I gave that dwarf to the Umberlans and I feel bad about it? He was kinda dicky but he didn't mean to hurt anyone, and he DID help me get to the Iron Throne without putting up a fight about it. But I knew that I would have to fight those ladies if I didn't give him to them, and I was already down a party member bc I accidentally got them exploded in the Iron Throne........ oops. Sorry Astarion.

Orin kidnapped Laezel and I'm still pissed about it, man. I wanted to kill Orin first but I don't wanna chance Laezel beefing it so I guess I'm going after Gortash first. Augh

I totally forgot to stop the presses which annoys the piss out of me, but the consequences aren't even that bad so I don't care. My brother told me that that quest was annoying anyway lol.

I went on a date with Karlach! It was super cute!! Of course I'm an ace ass bitch though so when it got intimate I got embarrassed and took off my headphones and looked away. 💀 I could've just skipped through the cutscenes but I'm kind of an idiot. Lol.

The Emperor then IMMEDIATELY started flirting with me. Dude I'm sorry but. I'm not... I can't. I can't do it. Did I consider it in order to get the achievement that I know exists? Yes. But I just can't man lmaoaoshdhfif.

Next time I play I will be heading straight into the factory. Gortash is pissed with me now so I know that his steel goons will drag me away the moment they spot me, I'm sure...

[ycurkxng-a]

Self Inflicted Wounds

Characters: (Default) Dean King, (Coasty SMP) Dean King

No cw/tws

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If Dean had to be completely honest, he was pretty fucking bored. He couldn't find a contract that interested him enough to risk his life, and he'd been sitting around the kingdom fiddling with his knife.

He didn't know how long he'd been sitting there before a bright flash caught his attention, he turned his head away from it instinctively and looked back at the source when he believed that it wouldn't blind him in the process. Upon turning to see just what had happened, he got a good sight on someone.

The male who stood there had torn up and bloodied clothes with a scarred face to boot, a belt was wrapped tightly around his torso and what appeared to be some kind of bladed weapon was stuffed into it... The guy looked like him, probably just another version of himself.

He looked confused, which was a fair reaction to being suddenly taken to a place made out of cardboard. Dean stood up and moved towards the alternate version of himself, who glared at him as soon as he was in his sights. "Who the fuck are you?" The male snarled, stepping forward.

Dean stared back at him and stopped in his tracks a few feet away from the other, "You're a friendly bastard ain't you?" He scoffed, the aura of the other was nothing but hostility, so he kept his guard up. "Where's Adam?" The other version continued to question, he moved closer to Dean.

Who the hell was Adam?

"Not sure who you're talking about, but if you just let me explain some thin- OOMPH!" Dean was cut off with a shout and a boot being kicked into his gut, promptly knocking him onto his back, the gun that had been stashed in the waistband of his jeans slid out a little behind him. This could only go well. He opened his eyes to stare at the other who now took the weapon out from behind him, an axe. Dried blood painted the otherwise silver head of it, the guy clearly had a history with it.

"What'd you do, you son of a bitch?!" Dean alternate shouted before stepping forward and swinging the axe down, he turned himself to the side and grabbed onto the handle once the head was buried into the ground next to him. With a grip on his opponents weapon, Dean lifted his leg and kicked into the others knee, causing it to buckle and making him fall to his other knee.

Both scrambled back up to their feet, but Dean was faster. He grabbed onto the axe with both hands and pulled it back up before throwing it to the side, he'd never really used an axe as a weapon, as long as it stayed out of the hands of the other he'd feel a lot more confident.

Dean swung first, simply refusing to wait for the other to attack when he didn't know just what he could do. His first hook missed but the followup with his left caught the alternate off guard and it hit him straight in the jaw, however much to his dismay, it had barely phased him.

Of course Dean kept swinging though, but his attacks were swiftly blocked and ducked under, right up until he attempted to break through his arms guarding him with a surprise jab. His wrist was grabbed onto, the other stepped in while he had his arm in his grip and clashed his forehead against Dean's, making him stagger backwards with an aching skull.

"WHERES MY FRIEND?!" He shouted again, which only confused Dean even more. The only Adam he knew of was a guy he beat the shit out of in the 8th grade, and there was no way in hell any version of him would be friends with that asshat. "I don't fucking kno- AUGH!"

Dean let out a yelp as he was tackled back onto the ground, knees dug into his sides as he felt hands grip his face tight. "GET OFFA ME!" He barked, nails began to claw at his face as Dean wildly thrashed against the weight of the other straddling him.

He was trying to tear his face off, a terrifying and painful way to go, hed know from experience. Granted, before it had been a wild animal and not an actual human, but nonetheless, he didn't want to experience that kind of pain again.

Dean grabbed onto one of the hands that gripped his face and brought it just a little closer to his mouth, allowing him to open his mouth and clamp down onto it. The other screamed out as Dean's teeth sunk into his flesh, beginning to draw blood from the points of contact.

Suddenly, he was trying to wrench his hand away from Dean. His other fist cocked back and he hit Dean in the side of the head, but when one punch didn't make him let go, he continued to strike him. Funnily enough, it wasn't the punches that made Dean let go of his alternates hand, it was his blood seeping into his mouth, the mix of blood and the taste of pennies in his mouth was revolting enough to make him pull off of the others hand.

He raised both of his hands and shoved his attacker off of him while he was distracted with his excessively bleeding hand, Dean took the few moments where the other was on the ground with him to gain distance from him and crawl backwards before getting back up. It was life or death at this point, the other had already shown that he wanted Dean six feet under, so he just had to return that energy.

The alternate stood up and the two only stared at each other for a moment, they were literally fighting themselves. It was something they would question under different circumstances, but both of their minds were focused simply on surviving... Well, not so much with the Coasty alternate, he just wanted to kill the other.

He didn't know where the hell he was, he didn't know where his friend was, and his confusion had immediately turned into a mind numbing rage upon seeing the other. He believed he'd had something to do with taking him away and putting him here, but based on his confusion- he was beginning to think that wasn't true.

Dean once again started the fight back up, he closed the distance between him and his Coasty self with a mean right hook. The alternate barely ducked under the hit before attempting to retaliate with an uppercut, that of which was just dodged with a quick step back.

The Coasty alternate thrusted his knee upwards, hoping to catch the other off guard and hit him in the gut to follow it up with further attacks. But his knee was grabbed onto by Dean, who then pulled his other fist back and tried to hit him square in the chest. That only led to his arm being grabbed, which left them at a standstill.

Well, for only a second or two, right up until Dean lifted up the others knee and used his right leg to kick out the others last. It knocked him to the ground and forced him to let go of Dean's arm, he hit the ground with an "umph" and pulled his leg out of Kings grip. He lifted up his other leg and kicked it forward, barely hitting the side of Dean's abdomen. It still hurt enough to make him back off and give the Coasty version of himself a bit of breathing room, in the short time he laid there he had spotted his axe close by.

He immediately went for it, his left hand grabbed onto the lower bit of the handle which was just enough to let him swing it in the direction of Dean, who unfortunately had been standing too close which made him get a cut across his gut for his troubles.

Dean stepped back a little and pressed a hand against his wound, blood quickly spread across his palm and the tips of his fingers. Before the other version of himself got up, Dean stepped forward and reared his right leg up before kicking it forward. The front of his boot smashed against the others jaw and made his teeth clatter together, knocking him back down flat on the ground.

With the alternate stunned for a few moments, Dean turned back and went to grab his gun that had fallen out of his jeans before. As he scrambled to get it, the other was quickly getting back up with his axe. Dean could hear him groaning and beginning to move, and he dove forward towards the gun as a result.

He slid against the ground but managed to grab onto the glock, Dean turned himself onto his side and immediately pulled the trigger as his enemy got into his sights. One round shot clean through a knee and two others went into his hip, causing him to lose his balance and shout out as he fell to the floor.

The axe was let go as he hit the floor, it landed a few feet away from the other, not like he could do much with it anyways. Dean slowly got back up to his feet while keeping a firm grip on his pistol, his breathing was heavy as he stared down at the other. "Fuckin' bastard.." He panted out.

With the other finally down for a considerable amount of time, Dean turned around and walked away, he needed some kind of medical attention for that cut of his. There were a lot of things he would've been questioning if he weren't so focused on that pulsating wound of his, like, where did that guy come from? Why did he immediately attack him? Whose blood was on his axe? Who the fuck was Adam?

He could learn all of that later, when he wasn't bleeding all over himself.

[radioromantic-moved]

LACKADAISY‏‏‎ ‎WATCHED. OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH I LOVED THAT SHIT. gonna make a fucking BULLET POINT LIST. and only my BEST FRIENDS get bullet point lists. dude i'm HYPED THAT WAS GREAT

-that gorgeous golden lighting at the beginning and end...the lighting in general!!!

-the way every character is animated like. slightly differently in a way that speaks to their personality!‏‏‎ ‎rocky is literally rough around the edges, ivy is a little softer and more traditional cartoon,‏‏‎ ‎mordecai is straight simple shapes...AUGH AUGH AUGH

-i love rocky. silly goofy ass bitch. he was so fucked up :)

-everyone’s little kitty behaviors. the hissing the twitchy ears…getting all fluffed up…

-okayyy listen i was still kind of holding out hope that i was over my edgy emo boy phase just because like. aspects of it still make me embarrassed to think about. and i've been getting used to shipping with a Particular Kind of Guy. and it's hard emotionally to like characters that a lot of other people like too. but gang i think we're in trouble because before the episode even started and i was listening to comic dubs a mordecai‏‏‎ ‎fic idea got itself caught in the brainworks and damn it i really want to fucking write it.

-the mix of 3d-ish assets and traditional 2d...eats it eats it eats it

-i love all the voice actors but ivy's especially made her sound like such a cutie pie i love her. definitely my other favorite character.

-mordecai's‏‏‎ ‎ticking clocks motif carrying over from the comic...

-THE WAY IVY'S REFLECTED IN HIS GLASSES WHEN HE PUTS THE GUN DOWN I'M...she was the only one of the three who was‏‏‎ ‎at the‏‏‎ ‎lackadaisy‏‏‎ ‎at the same time as him. i might cry. i might really truly cry. i NEED to see more of them i need to see it now if it doesn't become part of canon it needs to be a fic. actually! it might be a fic! i remember seeing something similar once! HOLD ON!

-it MIGHT have been part of a collection of ivy drabbles i found on fanfic.net. at least that seems to be the most likely culprit. not exactly the same as i remembered it i think they were in a car but it was fuckin' precious. so it's okay.

-ivy trying to drink the alcohol and having a terrible experience and going "ohhh what a! sophisticated! flavor...!" is so me when i drink literally any alcohol. so far it's all been bad but i need people to think i'm cool. okay. okay. okay.

-ugh yeah i have to reread the comic now. i have to. no choice. this was too fucking good. god. this was so amazing it totally deserves all the praise it's getting and if it gets made into an actual animated series i'll blow up firework mode (again. a good thing. i like the phrase firework mode.)

[hajimewhore]

Body Swap 👫 (Iwaizumi Hajime/Reader) ➸Rated T, fem!Reader, 1.9k words   ➷✈Part 1, Part 2   ➷Humor, awkwardness involved, if you’re me and I’m you who’s flying the plane?!   ➷Summary: When you woke up at fuck o’clock on a Sunday morning, you cursed yourself for setting an alarm so early on the weekend. Afterwards, you came to realize a few important things: 1. You didn’t set the alarm. 2. Hajime set the alarm. 3. You were in Hajime’s room. 4. Why? 5. Because you ARE Hajime.

A/N: I’m taking forever on this Akaashi fic so I decided to throw this series out here, I hope you enjoy!🥺 Body swap is a trope I find absolutely chaotic and hilarious, so let’s get it! 

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Releasing a deep sigh, you pull your warm comforter over your face to hide the light peaking in from your blinds.

You're almost positive you closed the blinds and pulled the curtain over the prior night, but the thought doesn't sit much longer as you're lulled back into your slumber.

Hearing your alarm blare, a groan scratches at your throat as you smack your bedside desk, missing your phone entirely. Was your voice always this deep when you first wake up? You chalk it up to morning grogginess, deciding not to dwell on it any longer due to the obnoxious ringtone.

Also, did you even set an alarm? The thought sits at the back of your mind as you fiddle blindly for the sleep button.

It's Sunday, why would you even set one so early? How did you fuck that up?

Sitting upright, you blink blearily. Something feels off.

This isn't even your phone. These aren't your covers either...

The Godzilla posters decorating the walls definitely aren't yours, and this most certainly is not your room.

‘Hajime?’

You think looking around. This is definitely Hajime’s room. You hadn’t been in it in awhile, but it’s unmistakable.

You wrack your brain for the missing details, unfortunately coming to no result or explanation.

Why are you in Hajime’s room?! You didn’t drink last night, so there's no explanation for the missing details in your memory for how you wound up in his sheets. Also, he isn’t here currently.

What the hell?

Shoving the covers aside, you immediately notice your... significantly more masculine figure.

“What the fu—AH!”

Your surprisingly gruff voice startles you. Though, it’s not so much your voice, but Hajime’s.

Stumbling out of bed, nearly tripping over your tired legs, you barrel into Hajime's bathroom to check the mirror.

And despite all the clues handed to you, you're still completely stunned to see who's staring back at you in the mirror.

Your childhood best friend, Iwaizumi Hajime.

Cupping your hand over your mouth to stifle a scream, you pace back to the bedroom.

'It's a dream haha. A hyper realistic, very detailed, dream.'

You attempt to convince yourself as you slip back into the sheets, still warm, cursing your subconscious for forcing this abnormal dream onto your unwitting self.

Squeezing your eyes shut, twisting and turning, willing away your current situation, you realize... nothing is happening.

‘God damnit.’

You don't know who's fault this is, but it's probably Tooru's.

If you're Hajime then, yes you're starting to accept this fucked up situation, that that must mean Hajime is...

Shooting back up to a sitting position, you curse at the ache in your abdominal region. Jesus, how hard did Hajime go at practice?

Also, you can't believe you have Hajime’s abs right now.

Throwing on a random t-shirt and pair of sweats, decidedly not thinking about his abs, and how he was sleeping in briefs only, you jogs downstairs like a mad man.

Completely forgoing shoes, you cross the street and use the hidden key stuck in a potted plant to open the front door.

You're positive by now your parents have left for work, and Tooru is more than likely sleeping in after staying up late last night (no doubt pouring over tournament videos), so there's no chance for interruption from either party.

Not that your parents would question Hajime's presence, but you really aren't in the mood for doing small talk with your own parents while pretending to be Hajime.

You head straight up the stairs for your room, swinging the door wide open.

“That’s... me.... augh, this is so weird!”

You run a hand through your hair, almost startled by the different texture. This will definitely take some getting used to. 

...Also, was Hajime’s hair always this soft?

You physically dash that train of thought from your mind, shaking your head. You remind yourself of the task at hand and your current dilemma, crossing the threshold of your room.

You shuffle over to the bed, climbing on top of the covers.

If that’s Hajime, he’s no doubt gonna freak out over seeing himself wake himself up.

Well, you might as well have fun with it.

“Hajime!”

You shake... yourself, watching your eyes blink open.

“Wha—?”

The physical-You blinks awake, catching eyes with physical-Hajime.

“What the f—”

You cover presumably Hajime's mouth (you're mildly hoping there hasn't been an awful three-way swap between you two and Tooru),

"Hajime! Confess to your sins!"

"I— What the fuck?! I haven't done anything! You're— How are you me! I'm me! Why is my voice—"

Hajime is quite clearly panicking and word vomiting his stress. And while it was a little funny at first, you're starting to feel a bit bad.

"Alright alright, before you go full panic, look in the mirror. I know this seems like bullshit, but it’s me!”

You lean back, gesturing to the mirror above the dresser.

Hajime’s eyes furrow, following your gesture before locking eyes with... Your eyes in the mirror.

But that’s definitely him moving like that, lifting his arms, tilting his head. Or rather, your arms, your head, fuck, this is confusing.

“Why the fuck am I you?” after a momentary pause, “What did Oikawa do?” 

Hajime snarls, and it sounds odd coming from your tone.

“I was hoping you’d know the answer to that. I came here as soon as I woke up.”

“Well, this all better be a really fucked up, disgustingly realistic dream I’m having.”

Hajime sighs, rubbing his eyes.

“I really don’t think it is. I already went through that crisis.”

You pout, and Hajime raps you on the forehead.

“Don’t make faces like that with my face, you’re freaking me out!”

“Me? You have the biggest resting bitch face ever! It’s scary on me!”

His expression softens marginally, after a deep frown.

“Well... I guess we should figure out a way to fix this.”

“How’re we gonna do that!?”

You whine, and Hajime cringes at the way it sounded coming out of his mouth.

“No clue. In the mean time, we should try and keep this a secret and attend classes like normal. Also—”

He cuts himself, frowning deeply.

“What?”

“Shittykawa. Volleyball.”

“Aw fuck!”

You groan, falling back into your sheets at the foot of the bed.

“How are we gonna pull that off?!”

“Just talk to Oikawa like I would, and I’m sure I could... do the same.”

You somehow doubt that will work, and you can plainly see Hajime is going to have an issue conversing with Tooru in your mannerisms. Tooru has known the both of you longer than anyone else, and tends to be perceptive in and out of volleyball. Regardless, you have no choice but to have faith in Hajime's plan, even if it is lacking the finer details.

“As far as volleyball...?”

You tilt your head, chewing at your cheek at the thought of club activities in an entirely different body. Hajime rubs his hair, briefly startled by it being... not his hair.

You bring up very valid concerns. He's the ace of his team, you're a middle blocker for the women's team. Neither of you are especially privy to your respective team's plays or teammates.

“I’m sure we’ll catch on fast. We’ll just have to spend today teaching each other everything we need to know. At least we both know how to play, even if it’s different positions.”

He locks eyes with you slumped in the sheets, trying not to picture it as himself laying back in your bed. Realistically, it is him, but it isn't his mind. But now is not the situation whatsoever to be thinking about the suggestiveness of that image, so he shakes the thoughts from his head.

“Mm, guess you’re right. As far as school goes, our class schedule is pretty similar, so we can just study together. How bout we get ready and practice volleyball at the park?”

The unspoken ‘before Tooru wakes up’ hangs off your lips.

“Alright, I’ll get ready.”

He stands from the bed, before freezing and blushing heavily.

“Absolutely not!”

You match his blush, sitting upright in a flash.

“I-I’ll help you get ready! Just keep your eyes closed!”

You cry out, and Hajime turns his nose with a heavy blush.

“Like I’d open them!”

“Better yet—“

You snatch your uniform tie from your bedside table, wrapping it around Hajime’s eyes.

After tying off the makeshift blindfold, you ponder what transgressions you must have committed in your past life to be here undressing yourself as Hajime.

“God, this is so weird.”

You whine, awkwardly tugging your, Hajime’s, clothes off.

“How do you think I feel?!”

He snaps, but there’s less venom in the tone due to the pitch of your voice. There is a classic Hajime ring to it though, and your mildly impressed he pulled that off with your natural voice.

You make quick work of dressing him in athletic wear, not wanting to suffer in the stifling awkwardness any longer than necessary.

He removes the tie from his eyes, averting his gaze with pink still dusting his features.

“...”

“What now?”

You're worried to hear what he’s contemplating, and you certainly don’t like the sheepish, awkward expression stretching across his features.

“I really have to pee.”

“Haaaajiiimeee! Just hold it!”

You turn scarlet, and he glares.

“I can’t hold it forever! And who knows when we’ll be able to turn back. We might as well break the seal now.”

Ordinarily that kind of wording would be humorous, but you can’t find anything funny about the situation you’re currently in. Hajime stomps towards the bathroom, looking not unlike a toddler throwing a tantrum. 

‘Damn, I really look like that?’

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“I can’t go with you staring at me!”

Hajime growls out, makeshift blindfold back in place. He has an inkling that he’ll be wearing this a lot now, but he can say for certain he never thought he’d be using a blindfold in this manner.

“You can’t even see me!”

“That’s not the point, I know you’re standing there!”

“Ugh, this is so humiliating! Just get it over with!”

You huff, slamming the door shut and flopping unceremoniously onto your bed, shoving your face into the pillows.

You hear the rush of water, good to know he washes his hands, and Hajime steps out of the bathroom feeling.... new, for lack of a better word.

“You’ll have to deal with it too, you know.”

He turns his nose, drying his hands on his pants, cheeks still hot.

“...I already did.”

You huff, and Hajime cries out with indignation at the revelation.

“What the fuck? And you made such a big deal out of—”

“You’re really packing!”

You stick your tongue out, and Hajime moves to legitimately strangle you and make an attempt at your life, not caring if it’s his own body.

“H-Hajime please, I was kidding, I haven’t gone yet, I swear!”

“Whatever!”

Upon closer inspection, you look way less threatening than Hajime ever did, but you hold back the snicker before Hajime can get too pressed about it.

“Let’s just go back to my place and get ready for practice.”

He huffs, trailing out of your room as you follow, relieved he’s calmed a bit.

Your relief is short lived however, and a panic washes over you when you think about how you'll have to go through Hajime forcing his clothes onto you.  

[Masterlist] [✈Part 1, Part 2]

[qwertyfingers]

i have to say the hockey fic is like one of my top ten deancas fics and i’m shocked it’s not talked about more as it has the same insane levels of dean being increasingly obsessed with cas and doing insane things about it while cas is just pretending to be normal about it that a lot of the current beloved fics have. dean is insane! him subconsciously buying cas his jersey ALONE that cas ends up wearing is enough

HE'S LITERALL COMPLETELY INSANE AND SO IS CAS I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ITS SO FUN AUGH like it's very much Not Canon Dean And Cas but the vibes THE VIBES ARE SO GOOD cas and his staring and intensity and hanging out in deans apartment like he lives there before they've even started using eachother's first names like HTERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THESE BITCHES IT'S SO DELIGHTFUL TO READDDDDDDDDD. i love all the background cahracters too god they're all SO so fun god bobby and gabriel and balthazar and just EVERYONE it's so fun. it's like when you get bored and you're scrolling netflix planning to watch a shitty hallmark movie but you stumble upon some weird dudebro sports flick you've never heard of so you click on it and then get two and a half hours of the most insane intricate rituals you've ever been (un)lucky enough to experience complete with insane russian homophobia backstory, dean almost making out with a random fan in a bar and tellign jo It's Not Gay I Just Like Talking About Sports With Guys Who I've MAybe Sort Of Acknowledged Are Really Hot and Then Stare At Their Mouths While They Talk But I'm Definitely Straight And Not Into Men Jo No You Gotta Listen To Me It's Not Gay If It's About Sports and dean BUYING A COPY OF HIS JERSEY ""JUST IN CASE"" IN CAS' SIZE AND THEN CAS WEARS IT AROUND THE HOUSE AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY WHERE SAM JUST GAVE JESS HIS OWN JERSEY AS A MARK OF MAKING THEIR RELATIONSHIP SERIOUS IN THE EYES OF THE LORD AND HOCKEY FANS,

[eventidespirits]

Really, another one of my favorite characters really is Adam because it's just like... on the one hand -- you poor, poor traumatized baby. On the other hand: you fucking asshole son of a bitch evil bastard.

Just the dichotomy of the character. And the fact that I'm a sucker for someone who should be irredeemable being (eventually) redeemed or at least domesticated.

I think my absolute favorite thing about him is like, how often he genuinely falls in love with his little "art projects" -- but he's become so trapped in this pattern of behavior that he doesn't know how to do things differently, even though a part of him very much wants to. Because like, that's one of those things I like to play with when it comes to vampires -- that they're really prone to becoming creatures of habit and just getting stuck in cycles until something or someone breaks them out of it (or being permanently stuck in said cycles.)

In a lot of RPs, Morgan is the thing that breaks him out of the cycle because she doesn't break and after a while, kind of learns how to manipulate him right back. It's not by any means a healthy relationship -- especially if it's just the two of them. In any universe where Morgan doesn't break free of the mind-control completely when Adam makes her into a vampire (universes where she hasn't already met her soulmate(s) or where Camille isn't involved) is a universe where they're in a really toxic relationship where they're just manipulating the other to do what they want/need with no actual communication or genuine intimacy.

Which like is an interesting dynamic that I sometimes want to write about but also, while I really love Adam as a straight up villain, I actually like him much more as an incredibly flawed, paranoid and insecure man with severe intimacy issues that isn't giving into the worst parts of what his vampiric curse drives him to.

Because yeah, the depths of what a horrible person he can be are fun to write but it's far more interesting to watch him struggle against his vampiric nature and try to reclaim the humanity that he pushed away over the past 92 years. Which like, would be the Adam I'd want to make a blog for.

And I think the reason that him falling in love with every one of his projects is my favorite thing about him isn't even just the repetition of cycles that he can't break out of but the fact that it highlights the part of him that he tried to escape by pushing away his humanity -- the fact that he is desperate for love, validation and attention. All of his confidence and self-obsession is just this fucking act that he puts up to hide that he's fucking terrified of intimacy and feels deep down, that he'll never be good enough.

That no matter how hard this man tries to hide this fact about himself, it just keeps rising to the surface in various fucking ways and becomes obvious over and over and over again and there's nothing he can do to stop that -- unless he decides to confront those issues! But as long as he's using vampire mind/emotional control bullshit to trick his "projects" into falling in love with him, he can't because you can't have genuine intimacy with someone who's in love with you because you brainwashed them using vampire powers!

Like it is the ONE THING he needs to start becoming a better person and it is the ONE THING he keeps DENYING himself because he's afraid (rightly, honestly) that no one would ever love him if he didn't trick them into it.

JUST AUGH! I LOVE THIS STUPID HORRIBLE BASTARD.

[writtenfan]

Never Again Will We Have A Double Date Night.

I mean it Lucifer!

SPNLucifer x Reader Imagine

Yeah...Date night didn’t go well. Next day...well. Towards the end of it, he’s had enough and reeealy just wants some quality time with you. Guess how that ends?

Warning: Some, angst, yelling, cuteness, some suggestive themes/imagery and swearing. <3

                             “Take a bubble bath with me.”

He tenses up his shoulders and lets them drop, swinging his head back in your direction with a pout.

You glance over to him; he has a serious dirty blond bed head. His hair sticks all over the place like static, he wore a rumpled up white shirt and black boxers and short dirty white socks. His eyes having dark circle along with the already present bags under his eyes. He had worn this all day.

After having a complete lazy-stay at home day sparked after the previous incident you two had with his brother Gabriel and Rowena at Red Lobster. Which made you extremely mad and unable...no unwilling, to talk to him.

After staring at you, without hearing a response, he childishly hits his thighs with closed fists while moving his head around like a spoiled child and stamping his feet on the carpeted floor.

“Take a bubble bath wiiiiiith meeeee!” He shouts

He turns back to you with a pouty lip and big eyes.

You say his name sternly, looking straight in front of you, trying not to give him the reaction he so desperately wanted and knew he could manipulate you into getting.

You had just taken a shower. He knows this.

“(Y/N)~.” He calls out to you in a sad high-pitched voice.

You hear him scooting himself rather clumsily across the couch until he bumps his hip into yours.

You don’t look away from the TV but the corner of your mouth twitches. He saw that and you could tell by his giddy chuckle. Damn it.

He bumps into you again, and again, and again until suddenly you're engulfed by his arms and his weight as he leans on you without mercy.

You start annoyed laughing as your smooshed onto your side and he starts making this low pitch wining sound into your arm.

The vibration tickles.

“Stop you big baby! I just took a shower!” You shout as you push against him only for him to act limp and slump onto you even harder. He takes his mouth off your arm and rubs the side of his oily forehead against your skin.

“I don’t caaaaare. I'm grungy, I’m lonely and I want bubble bath with my baaaaby!...”

You slap your hand against his cheek and hold it there, feeling his growing stubble poke you as your smooshing his face in.

You feel him making a kissy faces and after a few of those, he snaps his head to your palm and starts licking it.

“EWWW!” You try and pull back, but he grabs your wrist and starts licking, even more, travelling up to your elbow.

You press his head against the back of the couch with your other hand after prying it from under you and he starts laughing.

“Now you must take a bath and good thing because I was just headed that way. Wanna join? I got enough lavender bubbles soap for two~”

This child.

You try rolling yourself off the couch, but he catches you by the waist and just lets you dangle halfway onto the floor.

The blood rushes to your head as your hands brush against the carpet in defeat.

“Now.” He squeezes your waist. “I’ll let you go if you agree...” he rests his chin on your tailbone. “...To take a bath with me.”

He waits patiently as he squeezes you to the rhythm of a song playing in his head.

You say nothing and angrily dangle.

“Fine,” he grunts with a playful whine.

.....

....

....

.....

.....

You keep dangling for a few minutes, the sound of the tv playing in the background and the blood making you feel like your head was going to pop.

He starts squeezing you again, and it gets faster and faster until he lets out a loud sigh.

“Thats it.” He slaps your rear and you jolt, letting out an angry “Hey-” but you get cut off.

“I tried being patient...”He chuckles with an annoyed tone.

“... not my strong suit. I’m done! No more being angry at me time!!”

He slides himself off the couch still holding onto you, a bit tighter now, and...Oh, damn it.

You instinctively hook your legs around his neck as he wraps his arms around your lower waist and dangles you upside down in midair.

Your face. Well, your face...all your seeing is black boxers, and you are greeted by the manly...the manly scent that reeeealy needed that bubble bath but....kinda didn’t.

A win hate smell.

“AUgH OH G-YOUR FATHER.... Seriously Lucifer?!” You scrunch up your face and push yourself back by placing your hands on his thighs as you try to crane your head to look straight down at his shuffling white socks, instead of being repeatedly jabbed in the face by-

“-Augh Lucciiifer I’m sorry I haven't talked to you all day, besides asking if we still had frosted flakes in the cabinet this morning! And I’m sorry that I acted so mean to you when we came home last night because Rowena decided to be a bitch to you and instead of being on your side, I got angry with you too and let Gabriel eat my fries as I got ganged up on!”

He mocks back, then proceeds to pretend to bite your calf, letting his teeth graze your skin making gnawing sounds as he continues to walk towards the bathroom.

“You didn’t tell me you KILLED AND TORTURED HER MULTIPLE TIMES LUCIFER! Why didn’t you warn me beforehand?!” You shouted back, angrily staring at his hairy legs and repeatedly slapping your hands against them.

“The whole dinner she was trying to act calm, be the bigger person for Gabriel and I, but NOooooooo all you did was try and get under her skin! The constant torture puns, the nitpicking into their relationship! The loud and graphic detail of how you felt like decapitating that poor woman's head off sitting 3 tables away from us for looking at us funny and making her call the manager and guess what it worked, you got under her skin and that’s why you got yelled at Lucifer!” You shouted back patting his legs with your hands.

“ALRIGHT, DETOUR!!” he shouts.

As he takes a sharp left in front of the bathroom and back to the bed that you two usually shared, but where Lucifer was absent last night. As he slept on the couch.

He takes his hands and grabs your ankles, prying you off his neck and then throws you onto the bed. The wind is knocked out of you for a second. So, you just stare at the ceiling and cross your arms.

He stands over you, looking down at your face.

“I’m sorry alright?! I've said that...two or three times?” he starts counting on his fingers looking surprised at each finger he raised, then shakes his fingers at you.

“Yeah THREE WHOLE TIMES! Hey, sorry I still have a grudge from a witch who's backstabbed me more times than I can count!”

You scrunch your eyes and look up him. He stares back. A few minutes pass and he sighs.

“FINE.” He storms out the door. You continue laying on your back and you hear him storm back in. He starts fumbling with his shirt.

“Look, if I show you the girls will you forgive me?! Come onnnn look at me. Just look at alll this~”

He pops his shirt open and does a little dance and you slam your hand over your mouth as you almost crack a smile.

But you continue staring at his chest and your eyes begin to wander downward. His eyebrows wiggle as he stops moving and stands over you.

“You like right? Feel the anger just...” he motions a wave rolling with his hands. “Waaaashing awaaaay...all that frustration just...WOoooosh.

“Just behold the stunningly gorgeous vessel of Lucifer!!” He starts laughing.

You slam your hands on your eyes and groan.

“Hey! Hey...hey...I’m not done yet. Look, lookie here...what's this?....oohh, whats this??!”

You hear the sound of fabric and then something hitting the floor.

“Ah, Christ.”