#hes not okay :)

[ask-steven-stevenson]

oh shit fuck

damnit

uuuhhhh he’ll be back?

welp

*gives him ANOTHER BLANKET AND MORE COFFEE WOO!*

{if you did come close to him! He tased you.}

[thesilliestspy]

You seem lovely spy, hope you are having a good day today!

I wish I could say I was, anon.

Thank you for zhe compliment, however. It is appreciated.

[starkatstories]

Sterling tweaking high af at 2:48 am to this song

[journey-of-the-morningstars-blog]

Lucifer, you ok?

Lucifer: I'm fine!! Why wouldn't I be? I mean, I just found out Lilith may have seen dark secrets, but whatever, am I right?

[calmboyl]

im thinking of a leader figure, like chief of his tribe! im thinking VERY young , like i dont know 8 or 10 years old. being made to take care of the people that much much older than he was. being made to negotiate and made to ready the defence and prepare for war just in case.

i just really like traumatising him.

[askhumanhtf]

flippy are you mentally okay

[emesis-blue-scout]

JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH EVERYTHING AGAIN!! YOU'RE NOT IN THE CORRECT MENTAL STATE TO DO SO!!

- a comfort Anon

I'm fine! I'm in a perfectly good mental state... hehe... hehehee.... okay maybe I'm a little messed up but I'll be okay...

[caffeinated-rat-bastard]

:]

What the hell is even that

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[lokutofu]

World’s Greatest Detective fails to correctly identify his children 😭

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[supertaliart]

A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3

[calmboyl]

he’s not mentally stable at all but we love him nonetheless