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tendebill · 2 years ago

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UKEF royal family as babies >:3

maffi is done and dealing with the pressures of being the heir to the throne, bernard is smol and so so silly and so so so unbothered by life

and david is the middle child.

they love playing pirates :)

#tendebill art #tendebill ocs #i headcanon that if david hadnt been born as a royal he would have probably been a pirate #maffi would probably have still gotten into politics or maybe law or something like that #bernard would probably live in a cottage and do his own thing #like bro cannot be arsed to care #he grew up around overachiever-constantly stressed-permanent deadpan maffi #and mister my toxic musculinity makes the testosterone levels rise in everyone i encounter and also i am scared to cry and will smash the-#walls upon encountering the smallest inconvinience aka david #he has no fucks to spare #hes seen it all #he watched his siblings battle it out for the throne and watched david cheat in that duel & start wars and watched maffi stage coups #all this bullshit #i have a headcanon that he always accidentally blends into the background of every room he enters #like his shirt somehow matches the wallpaper #his pants blend in with the curtains #no one notices hes there everyone forgets he exists #also i had an epiphany that maffi is prolly autistic #i wont elobarate cuz my fingers are aching from typing but trust me that it makes sense #queue

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teex · 2 months ago

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SINNERS (2025) dir. by Ryan Coogler

#horror thriller romance blockbuster coming out in april #plssss if you want to feel ALIVE for 2hrs go see this beauty in a theater #so sexy so bloody so cool #there is a scene (you will instantly know what im talking about if youve seen!!!) thats like. GREATEST of ALL TIME tier #im still in awe #whole movie is so thrilling and so cool and works on so many levels and the cast is great #He (ryan coogler) has risen #sinners #ryan coogler #michael b jordan #hailee steinfeld #jack o'connell #wunmi mosaku #most beautiful woman in the world #ahhhhh #2025 film diary #also i must mention the p8ssy eating advocacy of this movie

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wasabi-gumdrop · 1 year ago

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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eydilily · 7 months ago

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small victories ^^

#wild life spoilers #skizzleman #grian #i fawking love u skizzleman #i was rooting for u this session #there was going to be a 3rd angsty installment for grian but . maybe next time dfjkdfjk #wild life smp #life series smp #trafficblr #eydidraws #my art #*edit someone noticed that yeah.. grians wearing mumbos coat #me putting in a head injury on grian when no one has seen all of my failed grumbo drawings . well #and now! he will be wearing. something else next time i draw him ... if i do .

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neostellarjpg · 13 days ago

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i like ralsei hes so regular and nothings going on with him

#i dont know how well i conveyed it but #i looooove how ralsei takes comfort in predestination #and assembling a “correct” way to do things #following a premade path is his greatest comfort #and straying from it is his greatest fear #even if that path is extremely painful for him #[enter susie who is defiant of fate itself]#[and kris who wants freedom above all else]#one of the most synergistic trios ive seen in any story #they complement and contrast one another wonderfully #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #ralsei #kris #susie #art #comic #i might be jumping the gun cause i havent finished chapter 4 yet but ya #also i love that kris and susie are pretty chill about their friendship (at least outwardly)#and ralsei is just constantly and obviously shouldering a gajillion metric tons of insecurity and abandonment issues #which he masks with his cuteness and walkthroughsona #absorbing both real and perceived acts of kindness like a desperate sponge #and then he inevitably can't take it anymore and traumadumps 7 times #sry i like studying him. everyone should study him with me #i could go on and on too about how well he and susie foil each other and how that builds off of the themes of undertale but these tags are #already long as fuck

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mintaikkcorpse · 11 months ago

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Most underrated part of the Deadpool & Wolverine movie is when Deadpool mentions that his girlfriend left him, and Wolverine's first response was to say, "You had a girlfriend???" because he genuinely can not fathom that this man is into women

#at that point he had only seen him hit on men #and he spent like all of the movie hitting on Wolvie #honestly if I was Wolvie I'd be surprised too #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool & wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #wolverine #james logan howlett #logan howlett #xmen #x men #deadpool movies #marvel #poolverine

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lovelenivy · 2 years ago

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mouse bites™

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shanklin · 5 months ago

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Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling.

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up.

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that.

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #the mystery shack #afterwards stan can be seen gently petting the kitchen door #the lightbulb shines a little brighter #that time in the show where soos mentioned how funny it would be if the exit door was actually a closet #thats a game the shack likes to play with soos #the kids are bored or need a new room? suddenly they find a mysterious new room in the shack #stan cant find his remote? the shack just really wanted to watch old timey movies with stan. it knows stan best. it knew stan would have fu #stans thr shacks blorbo after all #stan also turned the shack from a cold messy research facility into a fun home that gets lots of visitors #the shack loves the tourists and mr mystery #so many stories and different people to watch #stan also hasnt paid the electricity bill in years everything still works somehow #and if they hadnt defeated gideom when they did the shavk wouldve shown that little bastard why they used to call it the murder hut 😡#the thing is ford already checked if hes cursed or if something elsemis going on with the shack and he put gravity falls weirdness factor #into account but he cant find anything out of the ordinary #the shack is just going backt o normal.everytime he turns his scanners on to check #besides theres no way the shack would turn against ford -its his house he built it #so it definitely cant be that

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humming-fly · 6 months ago

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was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself

(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)

#happy new year!#closing 2024 with an actual honest to god comic layout I know I'm shocked too #that scene wasn't in the fandub and that's all I'd ever seen so it was a Fun Surprise!#shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #sonic #sonic adventure 2 #sa2 #my art #doodles #comic #no words though! rare form #fun fact the white jungle route is the Only route I ever executed Flawlessly first try #just give me a good countdown and suddenly I know how to play video games #and a fun one too! love the Drama #fun fact originally his dash was green since i assumed he was teleporting around as usual #but my friend pointed out he actually didn't have an emerald on him at the time #which meant if he Didn't find rouge in time or if she Didn't have an emerald they were Both going to die #which is Excellent fun #I do have a shitposty bonus to this because of course I do but we'll see if I have time to make it tonight or not haha #if I was a Little better laying this out the final panel would've centered under panel 2 shadow's hand #tragically it was late enough in the game when I got to that point I didn't want to fuck with the layout anymore #maybe next time I make a comic layout in 4 years!

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 6 months ago

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(Not) an approved use of the Power Of Friendship

#lego monkie kid #lmk #qi xiaotian #sun wukong #mk #six eared macaque #liu'er mihou #monkey king #shadowpeach #monkie kid #monkey trio #stonefruit trio #for when mac inevitably gets fully adopted into the squad and becomes the token introvert #faced on all sides with excited golden-retriever energy. Pray for him #seriously if he and swk ever actually reconciliate it's gonna be SO funny #brace for AFFECTION #plz let them cuddle. cuddle pile #plz i need it #have you SEEN how much monkeys will climb over and sit atop one another???#oh lawd i forgot when i was drawing this that sun wukong is canonically made of stone #imagine getting (lovingly!) tackled by that #celestial monkeys here to remind you that the 'celestial' part is completely dominated by the 'monkey' bit #could monkey king get hit with a case of the sniffles just from horsing around in the rain? probly not.#do i CARE? definitely not #rainy day shenanigans #*inflicts northwest autumn experience upon my faves*#excuse me i meant Fall because it does make you fall right down #its flu season everybody go get ur shots #brought to you by my headcanon that macaque actually likes rainfall #and he definitely likes snowfall

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tawnysoup · 1 year ago

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(You nod furiously.)

#another for the very tiny collection of sif 'expressions' that have to be animated to be seen #please feel free to use him as a discord emote if u so desire <3 #they're a little bit hard to look at with all that movement but i hope the intent is felt sjdjsd he looks like they're headbanging to music #isat #in stars and time #isat siffrin #my art #my animations

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eyes-of-nine · 1 year ago

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pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week

#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda #they're very silly especially in retrospect #aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy #i'll do it but christ alive #my art #fanart #tgcf #tgcf fanart #tgcf spoilers #technically #also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #feng xin #hua cheng #...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases #every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse #my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence

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bet-on-me-13 · 10 months ago

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The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."