#hes so twisted n sick

[miguel-owhora]

I'm honestly obsessed with your cult au?!?!??!? Keep it up oml. I love it when I'm some weird inhumane and 100% demonic cryptid and there goes my husband walking around my nest full of my brood and it's almost domestic in a fucked up kinda way, giving him food n stuff and allowing him to use fire to cook it because eh he's human I guess and when he gives birth I'll give him the healthiest one from the rest and I'll eat everything else because fuck it I'm cryptid eldritch monster for God's sake

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miguel is, in the simplest of explanation, a very depraved and sadistic man. he's an egocentric and intelligent man who craves power, who hungers for control and will go to any limit to achieve it. when he learns of how powerful cult leaders are, he decides to become one, and isolates them from society.

and when he learns of the cryptid learning in the surrounding forest where his community lives, he doesn't fear it, not like they do. he studies it the way you study them, learning each other's patterns, motives, personality. miguel catches glimpses of powerful claws and gleaming eyes, of sharp horns and low huffs through the shadows, watching hiw the tallest of trees tremble as you pass.

but he doesn't fear you, and this interests you. and your interest only grows when miguel offers you the corpse of an infant. less than a week old, born with abnormalities, born imperfect - miguel has strangled it to death and offers you the corpse, the prey, in return for a truce. miguel watches, unafraid and instead in awe, as two large claws take hold of the infanct and slink back to the shadow.

miguel doesn't fear you. weekly he returns with prey; whether that be of his own community that failed to do as they were told, or people they snatched up. he offers you their corpses, slick with blood and still warm, and each day you protect them from outside threats.

miguel doesn't fear you, no, he craves you. and it's not long before he's stuffed on your cock, biting down on your shoulder to muffle his screams as your cocks - plural, now - pound into his pussy. and he begs for more when you inflate his belly with your cum, begs for your brood, for your children, for anything you're willing to give him.

and miguel changes the ideology. they don't worship any false god now - they worship you, and miguel is your most loyal and divine follower, the only person not to fear you whenever you make your rare appearance, tall and towering and beastly, looking up at you with loving eyes.

and miguel doesn't truly love, not properly. but he cares deeply for gabriella, the strongest of your brood, the only one to survive, the rest crushed by your powerful teeth, swallowed up like mice. he cares for gabriella because she's him and you, she is a mixture of you both, and miguel views her as a physical, divine symbol, something sacred, a proof, of your 'love' for each other.

[tinyfantasminha]

''They're never apart, from when they wake up to the moment they go to bed. They walk together, eat together... I'm sure I'll be the same. When I fall in love with someone, I'll want to be with them for life.''

base ref from @/emtfira on twitter

[miquella-everywhere]

controversial opinion maybe: i dont think mohg should have ever beaten the allegations

It's like... I dont know how to describe it... A character who was initially perceived as evil, kidnapping their half-brother from their sacred resting place, with overall strange incestous/pedophilic implications.......

Only for the two-year long awaited DLC to come out for it to be like, "Naw it's actually a reversal were the Eternally Cursed Child is the predator who bewitched the poor sad man who established a Blood Cult, and kidnaps Albinaurics and War Surgeons and uses Maidens blood in rituals in the name of a bloody Outer God" who is a victim actually 🤪

and im like

[merakiui]

Oh, to be able to fuck incubus Jade silly after everything he's put you through ❤️

Maybe you weren't that immune to his charms after all, but since he's been so very hungry as he claimed, he should have no problem with this of course! He should thank you for the tasty meal.

Let's hope Floyd doesn't know about this because he's never gonna live it down. (He'll either need to fuck your brains out in revenge or he'll just be sulking in a corner for a week straight)

-🦈

Pulling him back onto your strap/dick by the tail if he tries to crawl away because he was not expecting you'd hate-fuck him this hard and rough!!! >:) but then this is exactly where he wants to be. He's so immensely pleased with himself even when you're making an absolute mess out of him. Truly the soggiest, most pathetic incubus of all time, but he's only like this with you. <3 anyone else is subjected to the fearsome, demonic terror that he is. But for you? For you, he's something of a bashful maiden in love hehe.

It takes a lot to catch Jade off guard, and he plays these silly games to win, determined that with enough prodding you'll eventually give him. But you manage to take him by surprise when you finally decide to give him what he's been lusting after and hungering for all these months. It likely happens on the one day Floyd has to report back to his superiors in heaven, and normally he could care less about following procedure and whatnot. But if he doesn't at least put in the bare minimum of effort they might assign him elsewhere and he'll never see his shrimpy again! D: he can't have that.

Jade's notorious for never being satisfied after feasting no matter how much he has sex, so this is the one time he genuinely feels full. You are a very special human indeed; he's very obsessed and very well-fed after your little tryst. He probably returns to the underworld to brag about his success to Azul LOL.

And Floyd!!!! Aaaaa poor Floyd. >_< maybe he gets his revenge by fondling you while you're sleeping or when you're making breakfast. You slept with a devil, so now sleep with an angel and let him purify you. He's your guardian angel and you're his human shrimpy, after all. It's his job to look after you, so just let him do his thing and you'll feel good. <3

[scribbles-ink]

greenflowershipping save me,,,save me,,,,,save me greenflowershipping

close ups under the cut

[emphasisondrvgs]

Sickness

Guess who tired to post this and ended up getting draft blocked and had to write the whole thing AGAIN

Jade never expected anyone to join his club, In fact it was more of a hobby at this point, a personal one he didn't exoect to share.

It mattered not, now you were a member and he was more than ecstatic (although he didn't show it), and you weren't leaving any time soon.

Or, that's what he thought before he arrived at the club meeting spot to find... nobody. You hadn't shown up after school, and his first thought was that you had skipped. Or maybe on another note, Azul had guilt tripped you into joining -- maybe you weren't all that amazed by mushrooms and hiking and mountains, although with the amount of individuals who hadn't been quite so exicted when he started talking about it... he wasn't rather surprised.

Despite this, he decides to wait. And wait he does.

Not that he thought a tad bit deeper, you hadn't been in class at all today, or yesterday, or the day before.

Didn't that ginger say something about an illness going around? Perhaps you caught it. But you couldn't have gotten that sick, could you? After all, you did sign up for his club.

He lets out an annoyed sigh before picking up his bags and starting the short walk to the dorms. He wouldn't let you skip out on school this easily.

Arriving at your dormitory, Jade hesitates before knocking at your door. His heart was racing, althought it was unbeknownst to the man himself. He lifts his fist, gently rapping at your door.

No answer.

Another knock. This time, he's met with a sickly "come in."

God, you sounded like you had the black plague. Holy shit.

Jade steps in, closing the door behind himself. The twin examines every inch of the room-- whcih was rather stuffy. There were blackets and stuffed animals everywhere, not to mention the obscene amount of tissues! Boxes of them on the floor, bed, nightstand, desk-- not to mention the exceptionally full trash can, and you looked like you had been to hell and back. The major bags under your eyes and the wateriness of your eyes of your eyes were enough to almost make him regret his earlier thoughts now provided with a reason as to why you didn't show.

He sighs, hesitating for a moment before setting his bags down.

"I'm going to make you some tea, stay here."

[cheolism]

[subskz]

Soft, sweet sex with Minho.

Ik that he's the resident brat; huffy and puffy, always willing to push your buttons, etc. But, I always think abt what if he wasn’t on rare occasions.

So maybe one day, he's having a rough day. Nothing's going right and all he wants is to come home to you :((

This is the rare occasion where he wants to be your good boy. He wants to be kissed all over, praised, be given hickeys all over his tummy and thighs, hold hands, and just generally be spoiled with love.

Pillow princess Min has entered the chat; he'll look up at you with just a glazed-over look all the time (firm believer that if given the right circumstances and scene, he could shed a few tears).

He wants to be kissed all the time during softer sex; he will start to whine if he feels like he isn't being kissed enough by you </3. Will cry if you kiss his hands and knuckles while actively fucking him tho </3

BUT PLEASE kiss the hell out of his tummy. And chest. But mostly his tummy.

The afterglow/aftercare is when you gotta be very attentive to him. May be prone to sub-drop or just generally breaking down abt the day he had. So just hold him in your arms and give him kisses and soft reassurances.

the deathly critical hit this has taken on my heart here today…soft, needy minho begging to be doted on and spoiled and letting himself be vulnerable without any of his usual antics…i will never recover from it 😭

poor kitty doesn’t have the energy to mess w you or pretend like he wants anything less than for you to completely pamper him 💔 he just presses forehead against you in silence and that’s all it takes for you know exactly what he needs. he accepts all your praise without any cocky smirks or proud lil hums of agreement…instead just basking in the feeling of your mouth sucking marks into his stomach and thighs as you murmur abt how beautiful his body is and how much you love him ♡

the sight of lino’s eyes glossy w tears that are threatening to spill over, gazing up at you like you put the stars in the sky…i’m convinced that’d be enough to make anyone melt <3 if you kept your stare locked w his while showering him in compliments he may just fall apart right then n there ㅠㅠ i think he’d probably be a lil embarrassed abt letting you see him like that which ofc results in lots of whines and grumbles abt how you made him cry and that he needs you to kiss him to make up for it!! he’s so starved for your touch he might even drape his arms around your neck to keep you from pulling your lips away from his for even a moment 😽

[raindrvq]

claw machine i saw today... the claw was weak as fuck couldn't pick up cartman's fatass, and these were BIG plushes... smh south park AND batman the 2 things im known for.... i failed u bbg 😞

[thesaintelectric]

wait im thinking about arcane some more and a rioter said that with the lore merge we might see dead champs. i cant believe they are going to kill warwick. if anyone (of the current champion characters) it would so be him

[vanweezer]

why would he say this

[solcarow]

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[romanromulus]

what’s the quote from that one poem, “stop talking, give me your mouth” (?) <- me @ the 21 year old fly fishing frat boy I work with

[oh-katsuki]

i don’t say it often but yamaguchi drives me fucking insane.

[pinkfey]

i hate the “and they got married and had babies” trope so i’m thinking abt the very precious few ocs who have children 🤔 😔

[usignedupforthis]

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