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[clanofjones]

Ghosts of Our Days: Chapter Nine

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Chapter Nine: A Better Life is a Boring Life

3 Months Earlier 

Casey’s POV

It may not have been the worst day of Casey's life, but with his miserable grades and the first hockey game loss of the year, it sure seemed like it. All he wanted was to make his daily trip down to the sewer to visit his beloved boyfriend, but Arnold Jones had other plans. 

"You're grounded." He didn't even bother to look up from his hockey game on TV as Casey walked in the apartment door. 

"What?!?" 

"Ya' heard me. You're grounded. Grades are shit, lost the game, I ain't havin' a pathetic son like you walkin' round outside this house." 

"But-" 

"No buts!" 

"Fine." 

Casey growled, "Guess I'll just miss my tutoring session then. That April girl's gonna be mad if I miss." He hoped the fake excuse worked. His father let out a sigh. 

"Ya' got two hours." 

Casey cheered internally. Yes! 

"Thanks." He scoffed, setting down his hockey sticks, grabbing his math book as a decoy, and racing out the door to get to the lair as fast as possible. Thank the Supreme Pizza in the Sky for Heelys! 

It took him ten minutes to get to the lair, making sure to keep track of time with his T-Phone. As soon as he saw Raph watching some old rerun on TV, he grabbed his boyfriend by the back of his shell and dragged him into their shared room without a word. 

Raph’s POV

Hamato Raphael would never describe himself as easily scared, but when a random hand dragged him off the couch by his shell and pulled him into his room, he got a little nervous. Casey looked like shit, to say the least. His jeans were ripped (not purposely this time), his hair was messed up beyond its usual mess, and his face was set in that angry frown Raph never liked to see.

All signs pointed to a rough night. 

"Case?" 

"I got grounded." 

"FUCK!" 

Curse Arnold Jones for being the worst father on the planet! He wished Casey would let him kill that son of a bitch, but he insisted on keeping him around until Casey turned 18, for Angel's sake. 

"Bed. Now." Things were going from bad to worse if Casey wanted bed action. "Need to be home by 6, you watch." 

"Alright." Raph nodded as he flopped down on the makeshift bed, Casey climbing next to him and curling his lanky body around the turtle. They nuzzled into each other, leaning their foreheads together, sharing a soft kiss, and Casey wished he could turn into a mutant with the ability to stop time so that he could never leave this moment. If humans could purr, whatever weird noises Casey was making could definitely be the equivalent. 

He melted into his boyfriend, letting Raph's strong arms wrap around him and hold him tight. 

"Ya' fall 'sleep, you're dead, Raphie." 

"Noted. Just get some rest, Case. I'll get you home in time, okay?" 

"'Kay." He let out a yawn. "Night, Raphie. Love ya'." 

"Love ya too, dumbass." 

"Fuckface." 

"SLEEP." 

"Fine," the human sighed, drawing out the ‘i’ in ‘fine’. 

Casey’s POV

And sleep he did. So much so that when he woke up, Casey was at home in his bed, with no sign of Raph, and his stupid math book sitting precariously on the edge of his cluttered nightstand. 

He walked out of his room carefully to see his father snoring on the couch while his sister played with her toys in front of the TV. She saw him standing there, her face erupting into a grin. 

"Ca'ey! CA'EY!" Casey once again thanked the Pizza Supreme in the sky, this time for his little sister. 

"Hey, baby sis- OOF!" He let a grunt as she ran over and jumped into his arms, giggling as he spun her around a few times. "How was ya' day, princess?" 

"Goo'!" She leaned into Casey's ear, whispering "Mista' Turtle was here!" 

"Mr. Turtle was here? He came to see you?" Casey whispered back with a grin. 

"Yeah! He put you in bed and hug me! I lo' Mista'. Turtle!" 

"Yeah, I love him too, Angel. A lot more than he knows. Hey, did Dad see Mr. Turtle?" He hoped the answer was no. If Arnold saw Raph, the whole ‘wait till you're 18’ idea would be shot to hell. 

"No! Daddy sleeping, Mista Turtle quiet!" She mimicked the ‘shhh!’ sound and Casey laughed with relief. 

"Good. Thanks, lil' sis, I love ya' SO much!"

He kissed her on the cheek, setting her on the ground as she squealed, not prepared for her to hug his long legs. He almost lost his balance, but thank goodness he didn't. 

"Lo' ya SOOOO much too, Ca'ey!" Casey didn't know what he'd do without his boyfriend and his little sister, life without them was just about the worst thing he could imagine. If only he knew how much time he had left before the world ended. Well, at least until his world ended. 

Present Day 

"RAPHIE?!?" 

This just got real weird real fast. How was Raph, his Raph, sitting right in front of him, touching him seconds ago like nothing was wrong? That wasn't right, none of this was right, it was all in his brain, wasn't it? The only semi-plausible explanation in his mind screamed that Casey had finally lost it. He closed his eyes and punched himself in the forehead, hearing Raph call out for him, but without paying enough attention to decipher the words spoken. 

When he opened his eyes again, there was Raph, still in his ghostly glory, staring at him in horror. 

"I had to make sure I wasn't brain dead." 

"Oh." 

"Yeah, 'Oh', how the FUCK AM I SEEING YOU RIGHT NOW?!?" 

"Ghost?" 

"GHOSTS ARE FUCKIN REAL?!?"

"I guess they are now, dipshit!" 

Casey still could NOT wrap his mind around this. He flapped his hands by his sides, closing his eyes again. 

"That's it! I'm going insane! I-I'm turning into Mikey! I'm losing my mind, this isn't real, Raphie's safe at home, this isn't real, this isn't-" 

Two strong turtle hands grabbed his cheeks and kissed him right on the lips. He could feel his Raphie’s lips against his, and for the first time in god knows how long, Casey Jones actually felt... happy.

Really, truly, deeply happy. Of course, he should've known all of that would go away in an instant when he opened his eyes and tried to hold the man he loved, only to see his hands move right through him. 

Once again, this was something he couldn't quite process. His mind pulled to a screeching stop, like a scratchy, old record. He pulled out of the kiss as softly as he could while still confused out of his mind. 

"No, no, no. No, no, no, no, NO! FUCK!"

"Casey, it's okay-" Raph tried to comfort him. 

"I CAN'T TOUCH YOU!! NONE OF THIS IS FUCKING OKAY!!" 

"Case-" 

"Fucking figures after all this I can't even be with you again! I can't touch my own FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!" 

He started to tremble, feeling Raph's hands on his sides trying to steady him but knowing that it was no use physically. Emotionally? Extremely helpful, but not good enough. All of these events and emotions had hit Casey like a subway train and he was barely recovering. 

He took in a deep breath, trying to calm himself, but that failed too. Raph looked even more concerned than before, placing another kiss, this time on Casey's cheek. 

"...Casey? Why don't we go back home, okay?" Silence. "...Babe?" 

"I wanna climb in the ice box." 

"What?? Casey, you can't-" 

"I don't care if it's cold, I don't care if I die, all I wanna do is be with you and if that's how, then so be it!"

Raph’s POV

Raph's eyes went wide. This wasn't good at all. 

"Casey, no... I know it's hard, but-" 

"HARD? Easy for you to say, you can still touch the guy you love!" 

"Please, Case, just listen to me-" Raph reached his hand towards the boy's arm, but he flinched away. 

"I'M DONE LISTENING TO PEOPLE, I JUST WANNA HOLD YOU! YOU! NOT GHOST YOU, NOT FAKE YOU, YOU-YOU!" 

"You go in that box and I'm going off to find my brothers," Raph warned. 

Casey scowled. "I HATE you." 

"I hate you too, dumbass." Raph joked tiredly, "Now please, you need to get home and sleep. No ice box tonight." 

"NO!" Casey started sobbing again, dropping to his knees, too overwhelmed to do anything more than flop down on the rough cement roof once more and let it all out. Of course, Casey Jones' version of ‘letting it all out’ was nowhere near the normal way of doing it. 

'Shit', Raph thought to himself, 'this is gonna be a long night.' And a long night it was indeed. It was spent mostly with Casey rocking himself back and forth, muttering random combinations of vowel and consonant sounds while Raph sat watching from a short distance away, too afraid to interfere with his lover's coping process.

Eventually, the muttering stopped, with Casey curled up into a ball on his side, whispering softly.

"Raphie?" Clearly, that was Raphael's cue. 

He walked over, as best as his ghostly form would allow him without slipping through the ground, to Casey before kneeling down next to him. 

"Can I touch your back?" 

"Yeah. Please." He reached out his hand, and even with Casey's permission, the boy still flinched at the touch. By now, Raph knew that as sad as it was, that was just a normal part of Casey Jones, and having a boyfriend you could only seldom see was not going to make it any easier. 

"Sorry." 

"Why you sayin' sorry? I'm the one who got us in this mess." 

"Casey, it was Super Shredder, there was no way-" 

"I could've saved you, I know I could've! But instead, I was focused on O'Neil and I fuckin' lost you!" 

"April’s important too, Casey, you didn’t know that-" 

"I turned my back on you! The guy I love, I just turned my back on him and then I ran! I turned my back on everybody, Raphie, I can't go back now!" 

Raph bit his lip. So that was why he couldn't see the rest of his family. Casey was so scared of what happened that he forced himself to go into hiding and made taking down the man responsible for his lover's death his only goal. He acted like he was completely fine on the outside, with that bad-boy persona that Raph knew and loved, but deep down, he was just a scared kid with blood on his hands trying to pick up the pieces of a happy life and get the revenge he wanted. 

The turtle respected that, and he wanted nothing more than to help Casey carry out his plans, but for now, the boy needed comfort, and surprisingly, Hamato Raphael could do comfort too. 

He laid down next to Casey, wrapping one arm around his chest, the other going to his hair, attempting to grab at the mask before Casey pulled it off himself and tossed it to the side. 

At first, Raph wasn’t sure if Casey was enjoying the touch until he heard those weird soft gurgle noises that sounded like a poor imitation of a cat's purr. He sunk himself as far into Casey's back as he could without going right through him, waiting for the sounds of light snoring before leaning his head in and doing whatever it was that ghosts did instead of falling asleep.

[kaileeandag]

Items in Kaylee’s Collection!

Kaylee finally (FINALLY!) gets a collection

-Meet Outfit (My Melody t-shirt, blue jeans, and pink sandals) -Meet Accessories (face mask, Pokemon Pikachu plushie, gold Mother/Daughter bracelet set, and Barbie Nurse doll)

School Collection: -Kaylee’s Backpack (black Pokemon backpack with these items: Pokemon pencil case, four pencils, 4th grade math textbook, 4th grade science textbook, FiveStar brand red notebook, and blue FiveStar brand notebook) -Kaylee’s Lunch (Pokemon lunch box, comes with these pretend food items: peanut butter sandwich, pouch of fruit punch Capri-Sun juice, bag of mini Clubhouse Crackers, and a Granny Smith apple) -Kaylee’s Ghost Concert t-shirt (black shirt from the Ultimate Tour Named Death with concert dates on the back, she went to the concert with her dad)

Holiday Collection: -Pokemon Shield game (case only, comes with screenshots from the game) -Fire Emblem: Three Houses game (case only, comes with screenshots from the game) -Saint Young Men manga omnibus #1 -Kaylee’s Christmas Breakfast (comes with these pretend foods: french toast with syrup and butter, crescent roll with butter, one bacon strip, one sausage link, hash browns, and cup of apple juice) -I Love My Dad ornament (pink present ornament with a picture of her and her dad) -I Love My Mom ornament (red present ornament with a picture of her and her mom)

Birthday Collection: -Kaylee’s Birthday Party Stuff (Spongebob banner reading ‘Happy 10th birthday, Kaylee!’, three Spongebob balloons, three Spongebob cups, and Spongebob fork and plate) -Kaylee’s Party Food (pretend large pepperoni pizza, pretend birthday cake with Spongebob decal and reading ‘Happy 10th Birthday, Kaylee!’, and pouch of Grape Kool-Aid Jammers) -My Dad Is a Paramedic shirt -Resident Evil 3 (2020) game (case only, comes with screenshots from the game)

Summer Collection: -Kaylee’s Protest Items (My Stepdad’s Not a Threat sign, #BlackLivesMatter sign, and #StopAsianHate sign) -Kaylee’s Swimsuit and Towel (blue daisy one piece bathing suit with Spongebob towel)

Winter Collection: -Kaylee’s Winter Clothes (black coat with red hat and mittens and red snowboots) -Kaylee’s “90′s Party” Stuff (comes with these items: pretend cheese pizza Lunchable, pretend Dunkaroos with vanilla frosting, pretend can of Surge soda, screenshots from these shows: Hey Arnold, Ren & Stimpy, Ed Edd n Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and Arthur, and pair of JNCO jeans. The JNCO jeans belonged to her stepmom) -Pokemon Sword and Shield DLC screenshots (comes with screenshots from the Isle of Armor and Crown Tundra DLCs)

Bedroom Collection: -Kaylee’s Bed and Bedding (full bed with Spongebob bedding) -Kaylee’s Nintendo Switch (non-functioning, comes with a pretend charger and screenshots from these games: Pokemon Let’s Go Eevee!, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, and Super Smash Bros. Ultimate) -Kaylee’s TV and PS4 console (TV does not function, comes with screenshots from these games: Resident Evil 2 remake, Resident Evil Code Veronica X, Persona 5) -Kaylee’s TV Show Screenshots (comes with screenshots from these shows: Bob’s Burgers, Archer, Yuri on Ice, My Hero Academia, Spongebob Squarepants, Pokemon Journeys, and Hetalia) -Kaylee’s Manga (comes with these manga: Hetalia volumes 1 to 6 and Cells at Work volumes 1-5)

Extra Accessories: -Kaylee’s Randoseru (black, got this from Luna when she returned from Japan) -Kaylee’s Japanese Magazine bundle (got these from Luna when she returned from Japan, all issues August 2019: Myojo, Nicola, and Nico-Petit) -Kaylee’s Pit Bull Captain Spaulding and Dog Bed (dog bed is bigger, since the dog is a pit bull)

[witches-in-caravans]

My thoughts on a commonly used term when discussing kids cartoons.

One thing that often frustrates me about the argument "it's a kids show" when discussing the contents of a children show is that they don't think about why that term exists. Most kids shows back then got a somewhat fair amount of slack on criticism for a reason. A lot of it was because of the shows goals on what it wanted to be in service of.

Shows in the 80s had the purpose of action and fun, simple characters in order to sell merchandise (transformers, mlp g1). More shows back in the 90s/early 2000s had the goal on making its audience laugh or entertain if anything. Shows like dexters lab, Kim possible, spongebob or my life as a teenage robot were selling themselves on their gags or action rather than complex themes or drama. It might be fun to joke that spongebob was about communism and workers rights and shit, but we know that wasn't the creators or writers goals. So audiences tend to be gentler on criticism. And it's not like people never critic anything these shows produce. A lot of shows here dabbled or even went hogwild with homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic and sometimes even racist jokes.

If there were shows to teach lessons, they were relatively simple like ("sharing is a good thing", "don't make fun of children with 'weird habits'", ect..) in shows like Recess or Hey Arnold. Even then a lot of the "lesson" shows were set in world's with very low stakes, which was the real world in 90% of them. Many of the more dramatic kids shows weren't really high stakes, big action pieces. They were mostly mellow if anything. And they did get criticised as well.

This was probably what made avatar the last airbender so unforgettable to its young audience. It mainly had the premise and characters of your typical Saturday kids action series. Protagonist with a superpower, lots of fighting, a team of underdog kids fighting a big bad empire. It's premise was pretty trite and already flooded the cartoon market. But it was special at the time for exploring topics such as war, trauma and abuse in a way that was fun, respectful and most of all, easy for a younger audience to understand without being too overbearing with the topic. What made avatar work well for itself is that it treated the severity of most of these topics differently than the simple lesson programs at the time. Forgiving the person who personally bullied you in 1st grade is not the same as forgiving the man who caused you to see your mothers murdered corpse actually!!! The writers in avatar realised that if your gonna explore these kinds of themes in a world with larger stakes which include severe child abuse, war, trauma and mass genocide, you can't treat the people causing this as some cartoonist henchman or shitty little kid in the playground. You can give some of these characters sympathetic moments or explain the circumstances of how they were like this (azula, zuko), but you can't forget about what happened. At least you can't immediately as soon as they become the "good guy". Sadly the writers in atla seem to forget a lot of this information judging by their other shows such as lok or the dragon Prince.

I mention all this to explain why the "it's a kids show" doesn't apply as well to certain modern kids shows. Some of these shows are trying to cover pretty heavy topics such as abuse, imperialism and coloniasm, war, human experimentation and a whole list of rather dark concepts. And more so they are trying to teach lessons about them. But the creators want to have a "dark, angsty scene where the characters cry at the hands/actions of their colonizers/abusers" scene, but they don't want to actually think about how these atrocities affect the decision making of our horribly traumatised protagonists. Or how it would affect their feelings towards the antagonist. Writers usually only care about how the villain is going to get their redemption arc. And it's not like its inheritably bad that you give your antagonist a redemption story (though there's a limit to how far you can go depending on what they did). But when you give your antagonist 2 hours screentime about whatever angsty backstory you slapped onto them, and then you either completely ignore the pain and psychological state of your protagonists friends and even harshly criticise them for being angry and unforgiving at the antagonist for the miniscule actions of... Psychological or physical torture of you or loved ones, repeated attempted murder, mass genocide.... What I'm trying to say is that your message of empathising with the people around you falls a little flat in its face.

Subject matter and tone will heavily change how your audience perceives your theme.

This is why nobody complained about Dr Doofenshmirtz' rehabilitation. He was in a pure comedy show mainly focused on humour in which his eeevvviiiilllll plans includes ludicrous shit like ridding the world of mustaches cause he can't grow one. Absurd stuff. He ain't ozai or even azula. He didn't genocide a race of people, mutilate his kid and waged war against the world. He didn't travel around universes, pillaging cities or attempted to destroy the whole universe cause they were mad at one person. Stuff like that changes audience perception. He was so harmless for that his "arch nemises" often took his sweet time stopping and even indulged his ridiculous schemes.

This is why I don't criticise shows like she ra the same way I criticise kids programs like miraculous ladybug or the fucking winx club. The winx club has the rare emotional scene, but it's mostly a show about 6 fairy friends defeating a dully coloured comic book supervillain. It's conflicts are mostly simple and straightforward and it's purpose is to entertain children (and sell cheaply made plastic dolls). She ra as shown in its tone within the cartoon and by the creators intentions on twitter is different. It's clearly trying hard to explore themes of child abuse, war and imperialism. Its the font line topic of the show. And when exploring heavy themes such as this for a audience of children, you have to be careful. Because handling them poorly might have a chance of sending a wrong or muddled message to kids.

This is why the term "it's a kids show" isn't universal.

[cdt12345]

I just finished answering one of these and now I wanna know yours. Top 10 straight OTPs?

1.) Ben and Leslie - Parks and Recreation

If this was my OTPs list, they’d be second after Gallavich, but since this is straight couples, they have to be my number one. Amy Poehler and Adam Scott had great chemistry. Adam Scott played a lot of creepy/bad guys before this. So, when he showed up in Pawnee, I didn’t know what to make of him when he came in at the end of season 2. Pretty quickly I realized I was not only going to love the character of Ben Wyatt but we finally found Leslie Knope’s perfect match! I’ll never forget the moment I knew I was going to ship them. It was at the Freddy Spaghetti concert when Ben helped Leslie after he was against doing the concert in the first place. As soon as I saw Ben give Leslie that look as she walked away, I knew I was all in with this ship. That’s all it took! Leslie finally met someone who got her, admired her, was in awe of her, and was so supportive of her and her ambitions. They were both willing to put their jobs at risk by making their relationship known. And if you know Leslie Knope, her job is her life. Leslie’s love for Ben’s butt is also something I loved. Their love for each other is so beautiful and one of my favorite things about this amazing show.

2.) Ava and Boyd - Justified

Joelle Carter and Walton Goggins did amazing work together onscreen. Ava and Boyd Crowder did not have the most conventional start to their romantic relationship, seeing as Ava was married to Boyd’s brother. For me, that is a deal-breaker! I know they’re not blood relatives but it’s still weird to me when in-laws get together. In the pilot, we learn Ava has just killed her husband in self-defense and Boyd was supposed to be killed off in that episode. The powers that be, loved both Joelle and Walton so much they brought them back for more and they were series regulars for the rest of the series run. To keep Ava part of the storyline, they had Boyd staying at Ava’s house in season 2. It all evolved from there. I had no intention of shipping these two during season 1, but by season 2, I was all about Ava and Boyd getting together. They were the true definition of a power couple. They even had matching bullet scares on their chest! They stood side by side as a strong force against anyone who tried to overpower them or intimidate them in their growing criminal enterprise. Boyd really saw Ava, treated her with respect, and saw her as his equal. They had a long history, even went to the same high school together. I always love a couple who has known each other since they were kids. I never thought I would root for current or former in-laws, but it was hard not to fall in love with them.

3.) Jess and Nick - New Girl

I knew I was going to ship them from the very first episode. They are everything I love in a good ship, complete opposites who bring out the best in each other, who are also friends. Over the years, any time Jess would describe her perfect man, she was always describing Nick without realizing it. Once she was asked what her dream guy would be, and she said Walter Matthau in Grumpy Old Men and Nick fits that perfectly. He really is like a grumpy old man. There was nothing these two wouldn’t do for each other. One example of this was when Jess burns her finger on a cigarette lighter in the car and Nick puts his finger in the cigarette lighter so they would be in the same amount of pain. Who even does that?! I was so happy when they finally had their first kiss and when they officially got together. Those are some of my favorite episodes when they were finally dating. Any time they dated anyone else it became even more clear how much better they are together. They never fit with anyone else as well as they fit together. They really were perfect for each other.

4.) Corey and Topanga - Boy Meets World

Corey and Topanga are the OG’s of childhood sweethearts on TV. They’ve known each other their whole lives and were very believable in their genuine love for each other. It’s not always easy to believe that people who get married that young can make it work, but these two always seemed to defy those odds. They got married during their sophomore year of college. Today I would be like whoa that’s too soon to get married! But they felt so right together, I believe I would still think they made the right choice. I may be biased because I grew up watching this show and I was even younger than them at that time, but it always felt like they were meant to be. I still remember what a big deal their wedding was. My friends and I were so excited about that episode. They clearly did do the right thing because the show came back as Girl Meets World, which was more focused on their daughter than them, so of course, I wasn’t planning on watching all that. The only good thing to come out of that reboot, for me, was to get confirmation that Corey and Topanga were still together and had two kids. 

5.) Arnold and Helga - Hey Arnold!

This was a very one-sided crush on Helga’s part for years! This was another show I grew up on. I shipped them so hard because Helga was obsessively in love with Arnold. It definitely wasn’t a healthy obsession, but she really loved him. It was hard not to root for her. She fell in love with him when he was the first to notice her and be nice to her on their first day of preschool. A part of me could identify with her at that time in my life. I was in 5th grade and was experiencing my first love too. She was always so mean to Arnold because she was terrified for anyone to even suspect she had a major crush on him. The best way to describe Arnold is through Helga’s own words, he’s “a funny little football-headed kid with a good heart but no sense of reality”. Helga was realistic and tough but very poetic and sweet in private. In 2017, when Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie came out, I was really hoping she would finally come clean with Arnold about her feelings. It FINALLY happened! That was 21 years in the making. Talk about slow burn!

6.) Tiffani and Jake - California Dreams

Jake and Tiffani are one of my very first ships ever. They were high school students who were in a band called California Dreams together. They were like night and day. She was the surfer type, who was positive, sunny, and friendly. Whereas Jake was a biker type who scared everyone. They were even too scared to let him audition for the band. He played guitar and would sometimes sing and write some of their songs. He wasn’t the main singer of the band, but he would sing every once in a while. She played the bass and would sometimes sing too. They did have a breakup that was heartbreaking for me. He dated their friend Lorena for a short time, and it felt so forced and didn’t work at all. Again, I could be biased because I love Jake and Tiffani, but Jake himself and Lorena realized they didn’t work either. That’s when Jake realized he was still very much in love with Tiffani, and they got back together. This show also had the best theme song ever! I sing it every single time I hear it and when I do hear it, it’s stuck in my head all day.

7.) Monica and Chandler - Friends

I always preferred Monica and Chandler over Ross and Rachel. They were never on and off like Ross and Rachel, which would get tiresome. We never had to deal with that with Monica and Chandler. Obviously, they are friends and know each other so well that it was easy for them to get through anything because of it.

8.) Castle and Beckett - Castle

Richard Castle and Kate Beckett had amazing chemistry, even after the actors themselves were no longer getting along behind the scenes. I am amazed at how they were still able to be so believable at being very much in love with each other. Castle, a best-selling mystery novelist, and Beckett, a New York City homicide detective. Castle is inspired by Beckett and she becomes his muse for a new book he is writing. Castle uses his connections with the mayor to force the police to let him shadow Beckett. Their personalities clash in the beginning but they soon find their groove and become friends and great partners at solving crimes. The will they, won’t they was excruciating at times but paid off when they finally got together.

9.) Sabrina and Harvey - Sabrina The Teenage Witch

Sabrina and Harvey were such a cute couple. I already went into this show knowing they were meant to be because of the Sabrina comic books. Harvey was always the boyfriend. So, when Harvey left the show after season 4, I was surprised and saddened. Especially, since Harvey had finally learned about her powers. He did guest star in season 5 but was brought back for the last two seasons. I really loved when he came back because Sabrina and Harvey’s relationship was so much better after he knew about her powers. They didn’t get back together and were only friends but whenever things got complicated, he was there to help her now that he knew she was a witch. She didn’t have to hide who she really was or lie to him anymore and I really loved how that changed their relationship. Sabrina was dating someone else at this time and was going to marry this other guy, but she doesn’t go through with it. For once I can actually say Sabrina and Harvey are soulmates and really mean it! Remember she is a witch and has a soul stone and Harvey was given one too. Harvey is waiting for Sabrina outside the church when she comes out and they kiss. Their soul stones drop to the ground and fit perfectly at 12:36pm, the exact time they first met seven years ago.Then they drive off together in his motorcycle.

10.) Kelly and Zack - Saved by The Bell

Who didn’t grow up in the 90′s and wasn’t shipping Zack and Kelly? I thought they were the most gorgeous couple I had ever seen. Saved by The Bell: The College Years wasn’t a great show, but I was happy to see Zack and Kelly went to the same college, and eventually, we got to see them get married in a TV movie with Saved by The Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas.

[10monthsandoneday-blog]

little bby 7th graders smoochin’.

[ao3feed-genrex]

Toon NFL 2020!

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by MasterDuelistMichael

Take a sport watched in over 100 countries and throw cartoons into the mix. What do you get? You're about to find out!

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[unofficialkfamtranscripts]

King Falls AM - Episode Four: Wolves Gone Wild

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Summary: June 15, 2015 - With Sammy & Ben in contention over a forced apology regarding the Bass Tournament, a full moon causes all hell to break loose on the outskirts of King Falls.

[Podcast intro music]

[KFAM rock intro music]

Ben Top of the hour here on King Falls AM, that’s 660 on the AM dial. And we’re live here on this crisp, King Falls evening. It’s a full moon, and you know what that means, so be careful out there. It’s four AM, on the dot, and as per instructed by Merv, the station manager, who we will be—

Sammy [agitated] You’re really gonna play that.

Ben [sarcastically] Oh look who’s talking again, everybody! Sammy Stevens, ladies and gents.

Sammy Very funny, Ben. You know, we’ve played this apology enough. let’s just get back on track, how ‘bout it?

Ben Gotta do it.

[radio static as recording begins]

Sammy Hello, this is Sammy Stevens and I’m sitting here with Ben Arnold, your co-host of King Falls AM.

[record scratch]

Sammy No! We aren’t doing this, Ben.

Ben Sammy! I’m gonna have to file a report if we don’t play this apology at the top of every hour.

Sammy Write it up!

Ben I don’t want to!

Sammy Then don’t.

Ben Sammy— can we talk about this? Folks, uh, we’re just gonna take a quick break for—

Sammy No break, no apology, you wanna play that tape?

Ben No, but we have to!

Sammy Fine. You know what? We’ll do this one live, kids, and *angry laugh/huff* boy are you in for a treat.

Ben I don’t know, I—

Sammy [mildly outraged] So there’s a note, on the board, when we came in. We’re to record an apology to you, the dear listeners and residents of King Falls—

Ben Merv simply asked that we apologize for… creating a controversy at the 55th annual—

Sammy We talk about the news here. Relevant subjects that affect this town. What we don’t do- *angry laughing* What we would never do, is apologize for trying to cover a breaking news story! A dead body at a public event that King Falls AM is covering is News.

Ben Maybe Mayor Grisham went a little overboard kicking us out- I’m not saying he didn’t, but—

Sammy [outrage continues] If I owned this station! If I owned the station? I’d go after him. I mean, why isn’t Merv mad at Grisham. Why is this on us? [softer] Have you even met Merv, Ben?

Ben Yes— I mean… not in person, but— Look, we have a show to keep on track: in a few minutes we’ll be speaking with both of the winners of the 55th annual Bass Tournament—

Sammy How ‘bout this. How ‘bout we open up the phone lines and talk about how the good Mayor Grisham is strongarming the media—

[static]

Announcer This Sunday evening, at 7PM, we say goodbye to longtime host of King Falls Sewing Corner, Esther Rollens, the way she would’ve wanted us to.

Esther [old, wavering voice] Talkin’ about life, talkin’ about love, and crochetin’ a mean doily while we’re at it!

Announcer While we will all miss Esther’s sweet stitchery tips and needlepoint mastery, we’ll miss Esther even more.

Esther We’ll darn your socks, and maybe even darn your men to heck, while we’re at it.

Announcer We’ll reminisce and play clips from Sewing Corner’s illustrious twenty-four year run. As well as a live music tribute from Esther’s favourite band.

[heavy metal music] ♪WAKE UP. YOU’LL SEE.♪

Esther Ohh, I just love these boys! All possible states. [heavy metal music fades out] Always remember: bad times never last. But badasses certainly do! We’ll see you soon, King Falls!

Announcer Hopefully not too soon, Esther. 7PM, this Sunday. Help us say goodbye to King Falls’ most bitchin’ granny.

[heavy metal music resumes] ♪*SCREAMING* I WILL NEVER REESST. UNTIL I WALK IN THE SUNSET. BURN ME UP IN FLAAMES.♪

[heavy metal fades out]

Ben I didn’t cut you off, Sammy!

Sammy Real mature, Ben.

Ben You were looking right at me, I didn’t even touch the board! And you know Esther Rollens was slated for 4:32 AM! I’d never.

Sammy [sarcastically] Oh, oh, okay, it must’ve been General Abilene, right?

Ben You know he’s in Sweetzer Fore- Sheesh. Can’t you just take some calls? You’re killing me. Line 6!

Cecil Sheffield [Cecil’s voice is old and slurred] Benjamin Arnold! Mr. Sheffield here! Why’re you on- the radio?

Ben [muttered] Crap. Bass Tournament winners were scheduled for two minutes ago. I-I’m gonna call the other—

Sammy Oh! So we can talk about the tournament, we just can’t talk about the dead body.

Ben Sammy.

Sammy Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Cecil Sheffield to the show, uh, co-winner of the 55th annual King Falls Bass Tourney.

Ben It’s great to have you. Mr. Sheffield.

Cecil It’ss good to be taalkin’ to you fellas too! Benn, how’re yer grades holdin’ up this year?

Ben Uhh, I- *confused laugh* I- I graduated uh- already. Sev-several years ago—

Cecil No more late papers thiss semester, Mr. Arrnold.

Sammy Yeah, Ben! No more late papers!

Ben *deep breath* For those of you who don’t know: Mr. Sheffield was my history teacher at King Falls High School. [embarrassed and tense] Shouldn’t he be retired by now?

Cecil [singing] ♫Riiiiiising miidst the goooolden orrrange, graaandly iiin tooo th— bluuuee, reeeeeaches our dear aaaaalma maater—♫

Sammy *clapping sarcastically* There ya have it folks! Mr. Cecil Sheffield, winner of this year’s King Falls Idol.

Cecil Go Faaallls! I rreally lovve talkin’ t’ you guuys.

Ben [awkwardly] And we… love talking to you.

Sammy How ‘bout we talk about the big win at the tournament, huh? You split the grand prize, $500 and a bass boat, is that correct?

Cecil Ohh it was awwesome. Staandin’ up there at the podium with ma’ good friend Herrschel! I’m happy t’ shaare the prriize wi’ such a great man! I haven’ gotten a channce to uuse the new booat- uhh… yet—

Ben Aaand, we’ve got Herschel Baumgartner!

Sammy Sorry to cut you off, Cecil. Herschel, you’re live on King Fal-

Herschel [angry as always] You usurpin’, unsportsmanlike, son of a b[bleep]h filth! I know all you were colludin’ against me this year. It’s a conspiracy!

Sammy I’m sorry, what now, Mr. Baumgartner?

Herschel You know exactly what I’m talkin’ about, Big City.

Ben We actually don’t, Mr. Baumgartner.

Herschel Don’t mouth off to me, you conspirin’ little bag of d[bleep]ks!

Sammy Hey! Hey, hey, Herschel! No one is conspiring against anybody here! You should be happy right now, this is what, your fourth time winning the tournament? Granted, let’s be honest, a cadaver should probably give this one an asterisk.

Ben [eagerly] 1989,1992, and now back-to-back titles in 2014 and 2015. You’re the first ever to have four titles!

Herschel [hesitantly] W-wellll, when you put it like that, I guess. I never thought o’ it that way. I was just so red-faced about someone pokin’ a hole in the bottom of my boat right after I caught my last fish. Old Cecil wouldn’t’ve come close if some boobstain hadn’t’a messed with my damn boat!

Ben Kingsie got ya!

Herschel [mocking] It wasn’t Kingsie; that serpenty little b[bleep]h!

Cecil Iss that Herrschel? Hooww ya doin’ buddy? I’miss ya. Why dontcha answer when I calll?

Herschel [back to angry] Cecil! You cheatin’ dog pecker! I’d know-what-it was you who sunk my battleship! You couldn’t stand to have me win all by myself this year you limp-d[bleep]ked drunkard!

Ben Ooh-[worried]Haah! We’re gonna have to ask you. to watch your language. Mr. Baumgartner.

Herschel Now you listen here, you motherf[bleep]—

[dial tone]

Sammy Hello?

Ben Sorry Sammy. Merv’s already not happy, let’s not have the FCC[1]join him?

Sammy You know, you’re gettin’ real good with that dump button trigger finger tonight, Ben.

Ben I told you I didn’t dump you! Herschel, yes, but not you.

Sammy Y- *huff/laugh* You were so right about this full moon tonight, Ben.

Ben [mumbled] This is a nightmare.

Sammy [seriously] Hey. I’m sorry. Okay? I shouldn’t have gotten so fired up.

Ben You and Herschel both- You know how hard I work on this schedule? Don’t… puppy dog eye me, Sammy.

Sammy Hey, I’m just tryin’ to ice this apology cake, buddy.

Ben … 6:20, you buy me a stack of pancakes, at Rose’s Diner, and… we’ll call it even.

Sammy Sounds like a plan. So you’ve heard our story King Falls, now let’s hear—

Ben Good grief, we’ve got line 2, he’s in a panic.

Sammy Aren’t we all? You’re on the air with Sammy and Ben, what can we—

Line 2 [overly dramatic] No time for pleasantries- I need the law!

[small dogs barking in bg throughout call]

Ben Sir, uh, 911 is probably your best bet.

Sammy Or maybe tweet Troy and hashtag “KingFalls911” [half-muttered] I dunno.

Line 2 You silly Sallys. I’ve already called, the deputy is on the way. But I’m havin’ a terrible night, and I don’t appreciate the two of you makin’ it worse!

Ben Wait, is this- Archie Simmons?

Archie [sing-song] The one and onlyy.

Ben Is there something wrong out at the Pomchi Palace?

Sammy Pomchi? What the hell is a “pomchi”?

Archie Oh my gawd, read a book Sammy.

Ben It’s a dog— breed, half pomeranian, half chihuahua.

Sammy Oh! So Archie’s a professional dog breeder.

Archie Best bitches in the tri-state area!

Ben [flatly] That’s their motto.

Archie [softly aside, cooing] That’s a good baby, Daddy loves you! What’s that? That angry, mean werewolf violated you? Don’t you worry, Daddy will make. him. pay.

Sammy Did he just say “werewolf?”

Archie You betchyer bottom dollar I did!

Sammy Ben, I- I can’t.

Ben T-tell us what’s going on, Archie.

Archie Well, I live offa Route-72, damn near out of town. It’s usually nice and quiet [muttering](except for those damn trashy rednecks in their trailer park every damn Saturday night!)

Ben Buuut, tonight, it’s not nice and quiet?

Archie Hell no! I woke up to the most godawful squawlin’. I mean it sounded like a freight train hit a barrel a’ screamin’ billygoats. Half a step below a damn eight f[bleep] bottle rocket.

Ben That is vivid!

Sammy [being a smart-aleck] Dare I say, was it a half-man, half-wolf?

Ben [unimpressed] Good job, Sammy.

Sammy [quietly] Please don’t encourage this.

Archie It was so terrible a noise, I thought I might’a dreamed it. But then I heard it again!

Sammy Go on.

Archie So I threw on my slippers, and I went runnin’ towards the back of the house— an’ I’m scared, because I just paid— well, I paid a bundle for a couple’a these new pomchi bitches? So I’m worried that maybe Rufus (that’s my labradoodle)—

Sammy Labradoodl—?

Ben [quickly] Labrador-poodle mix.

Archie Damnit, Google it fellas and keep up. I’m worried that Rufus is maybe snuck in the backyard and roughed up the new pomchis? So I rushed toward the back and Rufus is in the Florida Room— just a-growlin’ mind you— so it wasn’t him. So I burst open the back door, and what do I see??

Ben What-ahh… wh-wh-what did you see?

Archie [increasingly distressed I see a half-man, half-dog, bent over hunchin’ the hell out of my twenty-four-hundred-dollar Princess Von Barktooth!

Ben Not Princess Von Barktooth!

Sammy Okay, so you run outside in your slippers, and you see some skeezy pervert, and he’s got your dog—

Archie In the biblical sense! But the maaan was A. Werewolf.

Sammy Are we really talkin’ about wolf-man werewolves, here? *laughs* I’m sorry Ben—

Archie You shouldn’ be sorryin’ to Beeen! He’s not the one who’s been sodomized by a damn man-wolf! And now I gotta stay up all night watchin’ the princess and dealin’ with the law! Lord knows I’m worried that this leads to long term emotional distress, or, worse. [distraught] An’ we can just throw out winnin’ the Westminster trophy!![2] That was not in our five year plAN!!!

Ben I have to. What- Was the five year plan?

Archie [soft and rushed] Princess Von Barktooth was supposed to fall in love with another purebred pomchi, who sweeps her off her feet, holds open all the doggy doors for her, shares all his treats. *giggles* [to the dog] Isn’t that right lil princess?

Sammy [derisively] This is just silly. I mean it was obviously just a creep with serious issues, not a mythical—

Archie Are you callin’ me a liar? I saw that abomination with my own two baby blues.

Ben S-Sammy likes to look at these paranormal events from all angles, Archie.

Archie Well the angle that I saw it at was a G-D crime against humanity and dogmanity alike! The beast man looked at me, evil in his eyes, and desire in his heart, tossed my princess like a ragdoll, howled at the moon like the wretched demon that he is and scampered off!!

Ben Ar-Archie have- have you had issues with the werewolves before?

Archie Oh-my-gosh, who hasn’t? Ol’ Dylan hillbilly Baxter used to pepper buckshot those chicken-thievin’ shapeshiftin’ sons-of-bitches!

Sammy Brass tacks[3] here; Is Princess Von Barktooth okay?

Archie Needless to saayy, we are more than a bit shaken by this turn of events.

Sammy Have you looked into silver bullets? eBay? Amazon Prime?

Archie You come out here the next full moon you sassy Sally and I’ll show you more werewolves than you can shake a d[bleep]k at… Aw, I just heard Deputy Troy pull up, I gotta go, boys. [click]

[dial tone]

Ben Th-thanks for letting all of us know that there’s been some activity on the wolf front, Archie.

Sam This is just too much. Look, stay safe, Archie, listening public. I’m not saying that there’s werewolves on the loose—

Ben There are.

Sammy *laugh/huff* Ben. Everyone stay safe. There’s definitely something in the air tonight.

Ben Oh no. Sammy *heavy breath* Can you take Line One?

Sammy Do I even want to ask?

Finn [panicked] Sammy?! Ben?! It’s bad! It’s real bad, y’ know?!

Sammy Are you alright, Finn?

Finn [still strained and panicked] I-I didn’t.. even see him comin’! Musta run head-long through the truck on my blind side!

Sammy Who did? What’s going on?

Ben Finn hit a dog, off Route 72.

Sammy You’re f[bleep]king kidding.

Finn [distraught, almost crying] This poor little guy! I feel so bad, y’know? [less scared, more nervous] Actually. He’s not that little.

Ben Finn, are you still in your truck?

Finn Oh yeah, but I stopped it when I hit the fella… I’ma shakin’ somethin’ awful here.

Sammy [“not” worried] I think you should start the truck up, and just keep on movin’.

Finn … I think he’s still alive! I’m goin’ out to do the right thing an’ check this out, Sammy.

Ben Sammy’s right. Keep—

Finn I’m outside the truck! Headin’ back towards the pooch!

Sammy Get back in the truck, Finn! [quietly aside] Uh, you know, because it could be a- a coyote or something, n-not a were- you know.

Finn Oh my. This poor fella don’t look too good. This looks— Whoa now!

Ben Move your maple lovin’ ass, Finn!

Finn It’s two-leg runnin’ at me boys! What the f[bleep]k!

Sammy Finn? Finn?!

[sounds of a struggle, garbled words, then howling]

[KFAM outro]

[CREDITS]

References

[1] FCC - The Federal Communications Commission is an independent agency of the United States government that regulates communications by radio, television, wire, satellite, and cable across the United States.

[2] Westminster trophy - The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is an all-breed conformation show that has been hosted in New York City annually since 1877.

[3] Brass tacks - n. details of immediate practical importance —usually used in the phrase “get down to brass tacks”

[multimusesblog]

Characters Answer 18 Questions

[South Park: Craig Tucker (Age 15, Monster AU: Metamorphic Alien)]

1. What substances can you turn your body into?

“Metal, liquid, ice, brick, wood, fire, stone, diamond, and air.”

[Hazbin Hotel: Alastor the Radio Demon]

2. How do you feel about Vox?

“My dear fellow, if he comes within even an inch of me he'll end up like Pentious.”

3. Does it ever get lonely in Hell?

“If it was possible to be lonely down here, this pitiful hotel wouldn't even be necessary.”

[Danganronpa: Aoi Asahina Age 26]

4. Donuts or muffins?

“Donuts.”

[South Park: Kyle Broflovski]

5. Have you ever killed anyone?

“I don't think I have, no.”

6. How long have you known your current friend group?

“Ten years.”

7. Would you consider yourself the smartest kid in your grade?

“One of them, yes.”

[The Simpsons: Gina Vendetti]

8. Would you rather fly or have super strength?

“Super strength.”

9. If you ever reappeared on The Simpsons, who would you want to be voiced by?

“Uzo Aduba.”

[Disney: Mickey Mouse]

10. What do you think of the current state of your company?

“My company? Oh no no, if I were actually running things, it wouldn't be falling so hard.”

[X-Men: Anne Marie/Rogue Age 22]

11. Have you ever had your first kiss?

“Kinda hard tah kiss someone when you've got my power.”

[Hey Arnold!: Arnold Shortman Age 15]

12. Do you have a crush on anyone?

“Does having a crush on your girlfriend count?”

13. Why is your head shaped like a football?

“Got it from my mom.”

[South Park: Stan Marsh Age 18]

14. Pizza or ice cream?

“Ice cream.”

15. Dogs or cats?

“Dogs.”

[South Park: Heidi Turner]

16. What do you want to be when you grow up?

“A scientist.”

[Danny Phantom OCs: Plushter]

17. What do you think of the Toy Story movies?

“Pretty accurate.”

[The Loud House: Luna Loud]

18. What's your favorite holiday?

“Christmas.”

[nebelihood]

Hey Arnold's 6th grade Christmas pt02

Helga's unbalanced emotions ahags next part on patreon

[lovemesomesurveys]

1. Have you ever bought 99 cent chicken nuggets at Wendy’s? Yeah, back when I could still eat spicy foods I used to get the spicy chicken nuggets there. They were bombbb. 2. How much would you charge to pet-sit a Chihuahua for 5 days? Oh man... I don’t like the yappiness, I’m sorry. :X I don’t know if I could do it. Especially 5 days... that’s a lot. 3. Have you ever played Bejeweled? I probably have at some point. 4. When was the last time you slipped while taking a shower? I haven’t had that issue. 5. Does your mom have a Facebook? Yep.

6. Who would you never give a kidney to? A close friend/family. <<< I’m assuming you thought this was asking who you would give a kidney to, yeah?  Anyway, I don’t know if I could give a kidney to anyone. Like, I don’t know if mine are strong enough to function with just one. I I used to get them checked once a year growing up, but not as often since I became an adult. I mean, they seem to be doing their thing. I just don’t know how my body would react with just one. So yeah, possibly no one. 7. What was the last show you watched on Nickelodeon? On TeenNick I often watch their 90s segment at night. They air Rugrats, Doug, Hey Arnold, and Rocko’s Modern Life. I only like the first 3. 8. Have you ever been bitten by a rat? Nooooo. 9. Do you feel sticky right now? ...No. 10. Why do you not wash off your makeup on some nights? I haven’t worn makeup in like a year, but anyway when I did I admit I didn’t always wash it off at the end of the day. It was just out of laziness, honestly.  11. Do you think that's healthy? I know it’s not good for the skin, ya gotta let it breathe and whatnot. 12. Then why do you do it? I was a lazy bitch. 13. Who is the most annoying person you know? Me. I get on my own damn nerves. The other night I don’t know wth was wrong with me, but I was in a really chatty mood for some reason and I was like, ‘oh my god SHUT UP’  14. What does he/she do that makes you annoyed by them? I’m just annoying. I’m moody, sensitive, whiny, clingy (when it comes to my mom), I randomly get in chatty moods, and I can’t seem to get my shit together.  15. How often do you use a film camera and develop pictures? I don’t.  16. Do you like Smiley Central? What’s that? 17. What do you like/dislike about the show, One Tree Hill? I never watched it. 18. Why do people watch that stuff? They like it? We all have our preferences. I watch other shows of that type/genre, I just never got into that one. 19. Why are headbands coming "back in style”? I didn’t know they ever really went out of style.  20. Did you wear headbands when you were younger? Sometimes. 21. How many people do you know are on vacation right now? No one that I know of. 22. Do Uncrustables look disgusting to you, or is that just me? They’re good. 23. How are people's personalities living in the north, as opposed to the south? Uhhh. 24. What has been the corniest thing you've seen/heard today? Nothing so far. 25. Do puppy dog faces work on you? When actual dogs make them. haha. My doggo knows this. 26. What do you think nudists do when they are on their period? Why are you even thinking about that. 27. Don't say tampon, what if they just did not have the ability to use one? Wtf. 28. Well...would you ever try a nudist cult for a day? Noooo. 29. How about Amish...for a month? No. 30. Describe the shirt you are wearing. It’s a powder blue Adidas hoodie. 31. Would you ever go streaking? Noooo. 32. Right now? No. I don’t like being nude if you didn’t pick up on that by now. I don’t feel comfortable and I’m waaaaaay too self-conscious. I don’t even want to look at myself. 33. When was the last time you cut your hair and fucked it up? I used to cut my own bangs back when I had them and I did an okay job.  34. When was the last time you tried to be seductive? Ha, there’s nothing seductive about me. I’m awkward af. 35. What is your favourite kind of wallpaper? I don’t have one. 36. Do you ever joke with your friend about humping? Uh, no. 37. What was the last research paper you wrote about? I don’t recall. 38. Did you ever buy those pencils with your name already printed on them? I’m sure I had some when I was a kid. 39. Did it piss you off when you couldn't find your name? I have a very common name. 40. Do you have a curvy tummy? No. 41. Doesn't internet on the cell phone suck? It works great on mine. I think you just aged yourself with this question, survey. The internet on smart phones works good. 42. When was the last time you bought cereal for the prize inside? Not since I was a kid. The prizes were always cheesy, but I did like the color changing spoons that were in some. That was cool, ha. 43. Why do some Mexicans down the street look at you and everything… Wtf. 44. How many frames are in your room? 3. 45. What was the last fight you had about? Blah. 46. Have you ever had any doctors come to your house to check up on you? For a few months last year I had an in-home nurse that came twice a week. 47. What is the weirdest thing you have done in 7th grade? Pfft, who knows.  48. Are those mice with little red balls on it hard to control? You’re an odd one, survey maker. 49. What makes you ticked, get pissed off easily? I’m an irritable, moody person and some days it can really be anything. Nagging and getting lectured about things I already know and don’t need to be reminded of/lectured to about will definitely do it. I also don’t like being told to “chill out” or “calm down.” 50. Does blueberry syrup sound good to you, right now? I’m good right now, but I do like it.

[sarahthecarsfan]

Egg Stage- One night, when Mom Deer got her egg ready for her son Josh Rabbit, she tried to make it hatch and it suddenly hatched and popped out was a baby female wolf. Everyone gasped while Sarah was in a good mood.

Baby Stage- Sarah was in love with her favorite baby shows, her snacks, her bath time and nap time. She loved her baby life in her playpen dancing to Elmo’s World.

Toddler Stage- When Sarah was 3 and 4, she loved to watch Thomas And Friends in her bedroom, while playing with her toy trains with her brother Josh Rabbit. She also loved going to her preschool and play.

Age 5-6 Stage- When Sarah was in kindergarten, she loved to draw many masterpieces and her friends would enjoy it. She also had some bully problems in school, which made her be worried. 

Age 6-7 Stage- When Sarah was in 2nd Grade, she met a new friend name Tyler The Dog, they would play together, tell jokes, and more. Sarah sometimes gets in trouble whenever she doodles in her sketch pad, and she would get in timeout, but she learned a lesson not to doodle during class. Sarah also watched Spongebob and she enjoyed it a lot.

Age 8-9 Stage- Sarah loved to go outside and ride her bicycle around the neighborhood, she also loved to go to Disney with her family and do fun stuff there. When Sarah was 9, she would always love to see her Grandma Kangaroo, and she would play on the piano with her grandma when Sarah is at her house.

Age 10-11 Stage- When Sarah was 10, she met a new friend named Jaxon The Dog, and they would do a lot together. At the age of 11, Sarah first played Baldi’s Basics on her computer, and she liked it. But her favorite character was principal and she hated Baldi until in 2019.

Age 12-13 Stage- In 2019, Sarah loved to go on Scratch and code, and she also loved to play Baldi’s Basics on her computer and Ipad. Sarah also started to love Baldi because of his adorableness and was her favorite character in the whole wide world. In the summer of 2019, She started to travel her life on Tumblr, to create masterpieces and hard works of art, and in 2020, She loved to watch Hey Arnold, and Rugrats, which still continues now.

[purplesurveys]

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Have you ever cut your own hair? Nope, my mom would never allow me; and tbh I never would allow myself to do it either. What do you eat most frequently? Rice. I have it for every meal, 7 days a week. Except for when I have pasta. Are you a fan of video games? I’m a fan of watching people play them, and there are a lot of video games I have sentimental attachment to because I was raised in a home where all the boys knew how to work a console; but I myself don’t play. What's your favorite color combination? Black/white with anything earthy. I’m all for simple tones. Did you share a locker at school? No, we all had our own.

What's one sport you could never play? Basketball. I never could understand what the rules were. When we had basketball for PE in high school, I would literally just stand on the court when it came time to play because I never had a grasp on the game. I was a sucky teammate fosho. Blue or black ink? Black. I hate using pens with blue ink. Have you ever sang karaoke? I think the last time was when I was 12 or 13. I hate hate hate being the center of attention and the last thing I want is to sing (which I don’t do) on a microphone that’s gonna amplify my voice and will force people to look at me. What was the last concert you attended? Man it was nearly a year ago, but it was Paramore. Have you held anyone's hand in the past week? Yup, you just barely caught the timeframe! I last held hands last Thursday, exactly a week from today. What's your favorite perfume/body spray/cologne? I bought Beyoncé’s Heat Rush a few years back because I was a huge fan (still am), but I didn’t know I was gonna end up loving the scent so much. It’s still my perfume today and it’s my go-to when I’m going on a date or going somewhere fancy and/or formal. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 45 minutes should be generous enough. I have to beat the traffic everyday so I don’t devote a lot of time simply to get ready. What is the oldest age you think should wear makeup? No age is too old for makeup. How old were you when you went on your first date? I’ve never had a first date per se...I did have one special museum + early dinner ‘date’ with Gab that ended up becoming memorable. I was 16 then. What's your nationality(ies)? Filipino. Pretty sure there’s some distant, distant Spanish blood somewhere down the line. Are you an open book? Very open.  Do you think you're a good secret keeper? For the most part, yeah; but there’ll be times that I wouldn’t be able to help it and spill to Gabie. Which is fine, because she forgets things easily and is 101% not up to date with and doesn’t care for anyone’s lives. She’s super unbothered which is why I kinda choose to tell her stories; but if she had a big mouth, then I probably won’t spill secrets to her. Name one fashion trend you could never follow. Oversized shirts. Do you prefer long hair or short hair? Right now, I’m preferring short. When do you plan to go to sleep tonight? Just my bed. Has anyone besides your family seen you naked? Yes. If so, who? My girlfriend. What exotic animal would you love to have as a pet? NOPE. Do you want kids when you're older? Yeah, I do. Did your parents sign you up for anything you hated as a child? They made me sing to 100+ guests on my 7th birthday party if that counts. I had ballet when I was 5, but it wasn’t that I hated it...it’s just that I was too young to understand what was happening and what I was signed up to, which was partly why I did so badly in the class. Where's your cell phone? I lost my first cellphone on a 1st grade field trip, so it’s definitely somewhere in the waterfalls we went to 14 years ago. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Egg. What are your feelings about Octomom? I don’t really know the circumstances surrounding her, so. Do you know of Smosh? Of course, I grew up watching them. I was there when their popularity exploded, and a little longer after that. I don’t anymore, but sometimes I’ll go back and watch their 2011-2013 skits, and my personal favorite series of theirs, Lunchtime with Smosh.  Do you drink enough water daily? Yep. I looooooove water; I probably drink too much of it haha. Is your diet healthy? I think it *could* fall under healthy? I eat too much junk for my life but I always balance it out with veggies and I just basically make sure that everything else I eat can be beneficial for me, so it balances all the junk out. What's your favorite fruit? Yeah no I hate fruit. What was your favorite Halloween costume? The year when I dressed up as AJ, because I got noticed by her for it. Also the time I dressed up as Sofie, because that was lowkey hilarious. Have you purchased any cool objects from a foreign country? No because everything in other countries (at least the ones I’ve been to) is SO EXPENSIVE. I prefer taking photos, they serve as the best souvenirs for me. Are you on a laptop or a desktop computer right now? Laptop. Where do you plan to post this survey? On my Tumblr, which you’re on right now if you’ve reached this point of the survey. Do you remember anyone's number by heart? Just my mom’s, sister’s, and Gabie’s. Are you a morning person or a late night owl? Night owl, definitely. Name something you will never try in your lifetime. Fruits that I haven’t already tried. What do you think is your biggest flaw? I chicken out of certain things because I’m afraid of failing. First physical trait you notice in the sex you're attracted to? Body language. That technically counts right? Hahaha. How about personality wise? How they speak to me. Are you sick often? I’m sick never. Would you rather have strep throat or an ear infection? I’ve had neither and would like it to stay that way thank you??? When did you last shower? A couple of hours ago, because it was weirdly and annoyingly hot today. Do you have neat handwriting? Yes, I get a lot of compliments for my penmanship. Are you a messy or organized person? Depends on what the space is. My bag for school can get very messy, but my files are always organized; and my room is what I’d call messy-organized in that it’s a mess but I remember where every single thing is. At what age do you hope to get married? 27-28. Is being thin really all that great? I don’t hate being it, that’s for sure. Which of the seven deadly sins do you think you're most guilty of? Envy. How much time have you spent on the computer today? Pretty much the whole day. My body wanted to watch a whole season of Queer Eye today haha.

What size shoe are you? 6-7. How was the weather today? Ugh, MAKE IT RAIN ALREADY. Do you live above, below, or on the Equator? Above the equator, but it’s very very close to it. Do you know how to use Photoshop? Nope. Admit it, you're thinking about someone right now. I’m thinking about the next meal I’m gonna be having lmfao. Where is he/she? It’s in the dining area. Where was your first job? I haven’t had one yet. Favorite year in high school? 3rd or 4th. East or West? East? Where did your first kiss take place? On my bed. What color do you wear most often? I can’t tell which but it’s definitely black or white.

Who was the last person you talked on the phone to? Gab. Have you ever been to a night club? Nah, I don’t know if clubs are my thing. I’m much more comfortable in bars. Are you allergic to anything? I’m not. What's the best place you have ever eaten? The buffet at Circles, Sambokojin, or the food I had at my cruise ship vacation. I really can’t pick. Do you own a hair straightener? I don’t have one of my own, but my mom will let me borrow hers if I need it. Are you barefoot right now? Correcto. Are you subscribed to any magazine? Nope. Puppies or kittens? Puppies. If you had a billion dollars, where would your first investment be made? A modern, spacious house. Who is the best artist you've seen live? PARAMORE YOOOOOOOOOOOO. They connect with their fans so well and you can easily tell you love what they do. Coldplay is a very close second as their production value is fucking insane. Any major plans coming up this week? No not really. I have a date with Gab tomorrow and we’re gonna go out and watch Midsommar, but that’s it for this week. She, Angela, and I are taking a road trip to Nasugbu next Monday though so that’s pretty major. Did you know they never told you Arnold's last name in Hey, Arnold? I never really thought about it. Would you rather watch a romantic comedy or watch a thrilling horror movie? OMG, my two favorite genres :( I’m watching a horror flick tomorrow so I can go for a romcom right now.   Why is Paris Hilton famous? Because of her great-grandfather and her Iconic show with Nicole Richie hahaha. How is your hair styled right now? It’s just down and dried out right now.

Favorite person that you've talked to today? Angela. Do you need AC right now? AC is always a good idea in the Philippines. Do more people call you by a nickname or your first name? My first name is already my nickname/given name. Name something you're proud of. Still being here. How do you feel about couples who say 'I love you' too soon? No judgment. If that’s how they communicate and if it works, so be it. What's the most recent favor you've done for somebody? I drove Laurice to UPTC last Tuesday so she can catch her bus going back all the way to Alabang. Are you at home right now? Yesssssssss I’m so happy to just be at home this whole week. What did you last spend money on? My parking fee at UPTC. Does any accent annoy you? No. How about turn you on? I like certain English accents but not to the point where they turn me on haha. Are you wearing any jewelry? Not right now. Do you get along better with your mom or your dad? Dad. Are you craving anything right now? BURGERS What's worse: Crocs or Uggs? Crocs. Do you knock before you open doors? Yeah, as much as I can. Do you know what a sock on the doorknob means? I think Penny from Big Bang Theory was the one who explained that this means that there are people having sex in the room, but then again it was a tie on the doorkob in that episode so I dunno if they still mean two different things. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate. What's your zodiac sign? Taurus. Does Fred from Youtube annoy you? No, not really.

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naraku replied to your post “Rewatched Gerald’s Game tonight for the first time in a long while and...”

random but this is one reason why the new movie annoyed me like, arnold has the tendency to be an Actual Huge Asshole and in the movie he had little personality outside of goody two shoes optimist

I hate to agree with you but I... kinda... agree with you. I love TJM with my whole heart and will treasure it to my dying day, but they really took several steps back with Arnold’s character. Season 6 is my favorite version of him, I feel like he really matured a lot and I was looking forward to seeing my mean but still tender-hearted boi in TJM, but it didn’t end up that way. He felt kinda soulless in a lot of scenes. Even his design went from “Hey, yeah, I can see this kid in fifth grade,” to “What a cute third grader.” Oh well.

I just try to remember that TJM might’ve been an end to the series for us, but with how much time had passed, for Craig, it was really a new beginning. He hadn’t worked on HA! in so long, I think he wanted to play it kinda safe and gently ease the new generation into Arnold’s world. And that’s fine. I’m not mad about it.

To say something positive, I was overjoyed that Helga called Arnold a weird old wise-man, and that Arnold admitted he’d always kinda suspected Helga liked him. Our boy’s still there. He’s just going through a lot of emotions.

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A Made Man

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Chapter 19.

“It’s Terminator!”

“It's Terminator 2,” Noble mutters, glancing overhead at the oversized television screen in the corner of the bar.

“No, dude.” His friend Andrew -- the groom-to-be in this group -- insists across the pub table from us. The loud rendition of the Beastie Boys’ Hey Ladies plays over the one minute window of time each trivia team in the bar has to answer the question: What was the first Arnold Schwarzenegger movie to win four Academy Awards? “Terminator 2?” Andrew disputes. “Fuck no. It's never a sequel.”

“Terminator 2 is like, the known superior Terminator,” Noble argues.

“You guys,” Sebastian cuts in, another guy in our group. “It's Jingle All The Way.”

“It's Kindergarten Cop!”

“Oh my god,” Noble complains, shaking his head at me as I can't help but laugh at the idiotic suggestions from his friends. “Fucking write something.”

“It's kind of hard to top the original though,” I offer.

“Exactly,” Andrew points his pen at me. “See? He's a lawyer, he knows.”

“But that's not the question,” I reason. “The question’s about awards, not which one you feel is a classic.”

Noble's friend glances down to start scribbling. “You guys are clowns. It's Terminator.” Then he stands up and takes his slip of paper with the answer up to the deejay who stands in front of the TVs.

Amused, I reach for my beer and shake my head. When Noble -- who is strictly Nick tonight -- told me we were bound for a bachelor party, sitting with four other guys in a mundane sports bar playing pub trivia is not what I expected, especially considering Noble's usual knack for finding trouble. But it was entertaining enough and I wasn't exactly interested in waiting in a long line outside some insufferable club.

The music fades as the deejay pipes up, “Allll-right. What was the first Arnold Schwarzenegger movie to win four Academy Awards? Believe it or not, it was Terminator 2: Judgment Day--”

“What?!” Shouts an incredulous Andrew and Noble tips his head back with a dramatic eyeroll.

“You're fired,” Noble announces, reaching over to steal the pen.

“The category is sports,” the deejay calls out as he goes to his laptop and clicks to the next question on the screen to display on the television. “In boxing, who is the youngest, undisputed heavyweight champion of all time?”

As he draws out the last word of the question like a typical radio announcer, the opening of Santeria by Sublime settles over the bar.

I tilt over to Noble. “It's Mike Tyson.”

His pen stalls as he lifts his gaze to me. “It's Muhammad Ali.”

I reach over and pull the pen from his hand before I lean in to write what I know is the correct answer on the small piece of paper.

“Dude,” he calls out, dismayed with hands spread as I push my chair back.

I glance back at him over my shoulder with a smirk. “I'm right.”

“You better be right, Jamie,” Sebastian scoffs as he turns to survey the bar. “Because I'm about to forfeit and order some shots.”

“Shots are a good idea either way,” Noble decides.

When I return, I don't miss the chance to lay a firm hand on his shoulder and I give it a rough squeeze.

He clears his throat and adjusts in his chair. “Are we winning?”

“No.” I chuckle, settling in beside him. “But I know my boxing titles.”

“Well I know Schwarzenegger movies,” he announces to the table, pointing his beer bottle at Andrew before he intentionally gets louder -- “but nobody listens to me!”

Already it takes considerable effort not to respond to that the same way I would in private so I just let the curve of a smile tease my mouth before I hide it with my beer.

“Allll-right--” The deejay cuts in, the way he does every time he's about to declare the answer, the music fading. “In boxing, who is the youngest, undisputed heavyweight champion of all time?” He recites. “The answer was Mike. Tyson.”

Half the tables in the bar cheer for themselves while I tilt my head to give Noble a look.

He spreads his hands to answer to it. “I doubted you. What was I thinking?”

“You should never.”

“Yeah, yeah.”

“Oh hey, was the answer six Jägerbombs?” Sebastian declares returning to the table with a bartender close behind to help carry the tray of glasses. “Because now it is. Forget the game.”

I know I grimace a little as the cocktail server sets the highball glasses in front of us. “Oh damn, seriously?”

“Are you…” Noble starts, lifting a shiny gaze to the waitress. “Legally allowed to serve us these? I'm like, ten years over the acceptable age limit for drinking Jägerbombs.”

“Ha! I dont buy it.” The blonde tilts her head with a grin, glancing to him as she distributes the shots. “You're the youngest guys in this bar anyway, so you get a pass.”

“Yeah, well--” Noble scoffs. “That's not saying much.”

“Here's a game I like--” She starts, straightening back up to rest a hand on her waist. “Show me some ID without showing me your ID.”

I quirk an eyebrow. “How do you mean?”

“Oh I get it.” Noble nods, then eases back in his chair as if to consider it. “Let's see. How about this? The very first date I ever went on was in seventh grade,” he recounts. “--To the movies to see Mighty Ducks 2.”

My head falls back and I let out a loud laugh.

The rest of the table claps their amusement. “You sure it wasn’t Terminator 2?” Andrew teases.

“It wasn’t,” Noble laughs. “But I like sequels apparently.”

“That is hilarious,” the waitress approves. “I love it. And you're definitely too old to be ordering Jägerbombs.”

“Who was it?” I question.

“Who was who?”

“The date. Do you remember?”

“Ahh.” He smiles down at the table, his shoulders shifting a little with a bouncy chuckle before he answers. “Lisa Palermo.”

Everyone at the table hollers and entertained cackle. “Lisa Palermo!” Andrew proclaims as if he knows her, then he picks up his shot glass. “Let's cheers to Lisa Palermo.”

“What the fuck?” Noble laughs. “No, dude this night's about you. We have to toast you.”

“No,” Andrew dismisses it. “It's not like this is going to be our last shot of the night.”

“What happened to Lisa Palermo?” Sebastian cuts in. “We should call her.”

I sputter another hard laugh and slap my palm on the table. “Yeah dude, was Mighty Ducks 2 just the beginning?”

“Um, she had her friend dump me at the ice skating rink at Central Park but thanks for making me remember that pain, Jamie.”

The whole thing is cracking me up and I'm just thankful I don't have to keep a straight face around him, especially when he nudges me in the arm with his own.

“Alright. To Lisa!” Andrew calls out, raising his glass and prompting everyone else to do the same. “And Nick, her biggest regret.”

We all let go of the shot, dropping the Jägermeister into the highball glass of fizzy Red Bull. I down mine, swallowing hard before I clear away the lingering spicy sweetness in my throat. “Good god, that was a flashback.”

“Yeah dude,” Noble agrees, setting his glass down hard on the table. “I'm picking the shot next time.”

“Let's do one more round,” Sebastian suggests, pointing over his shoulder. “And then we'll roll out somewhere else.”

Pushing my chair back, I stand up. “Be right back.” Then I cross behind the table to make my way to the bathroom.

I can practically feel Noble's gaze as it trails me but I don't look back. Winding through the crowd between the pool tables, I turn down a dimly lit hallway and push into the men's room.

I'm only in there a couple minutes before the door opens while I'm at the sink.

“How about those Jägerbombs bro?” Noble teases.

“Bro--” I laugh. “Your frat brothers are pretty mellow. I expected to be plastered in a toga by now.”

“I can make that happen.”

Another guy approaches the sink beside me, washes up quickly and moves to pass through the door, leaving the two of us alone.

“I know you can.” I toss my paper towel in the trash and turn to him. “Were you in a fraternity in college? Please say yes.”

“Alpha Phi Delta at Stony Brook? Hell yeah man.” He grins. “Weren't you?”

I glance up at him, cutting a slow shake of my head. “Definitely not.”

“You should pledge.”

“Yeah?” I smile at him with a tilt of my head, unable to resist playing along. “That could be cool, I'm new on campus--”

“Ss--shit.” He hisses a tempted laugh. “Don't you dare.” Then he steps closer and his hands go to the sides of my face. “God and you question how much porn I've been watching.”

I exhale a soft laugh as he backs me up against the outside wall of the nearest stall. Tilting my head up, I accept the weight of him as he presses into me, the sly friction of his hip at the top of my thigh.

“Are there pictures?” I wonder, lifting my gaze to him, the corner of my lips curve. “Of you washing cars or playing ultimate frisbee or something?”

“You sick fucking jerk,” he whispers before his lips skate over mine. “Don't be a tease tonight.”

My heart pounds with this hot, jumpy thud considering the door just beyond Noble’s back. But I kiss him. And then I’m quick to leave his bottom lip with the slow pinch of my teeth. “Why not?”

He mumbles his answer into the side of my neck. “Because you look too damn hot, and you smell too fucking good right now.”

“Hmm.” I merely offer a scratchy hum and let my eyes close for a beat to appreciate the heat of his mouth on my skin.

Drawing in a deep inhale just at the collar of my shirt, he draws his face up to the edge of my jaw, “So I don’t think I can handle the tease.”

With a cleansing breath, I arch my neck back before I straighten up in front of him. Reaching down, I quickly flick the dark brown leather of his belt from its buckle. I see the way his lips part, his gaze flicking down, a hopeful jump of his brow just before I maneuver out from between him and the wall. “You can,” I assure him with a smirk as I head for the door. “You’ll like it.”

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answer ALL of them! 1-100!! :D

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1. What is you middle name?

Ray

2. How old are you?

25

3. When is your birthday?

Sept 23

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Libra

5. What is your favorite color?

Black

6. What’s your lucky number?

17

7. Do you have any pets?

Too many dogs i love them

8. Where are you from?

The depths of hell/ Mississippi

9. How tall are you?

5′10

10. What shoe size are you?

13

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

3. Sandals, work boots, and sneakers.

12. What was your last dream about?

I can’t remember my LAST dream that well, but the one i do remember, I was a long lost rugrat that had to figure out why two alternate timelines were overlapping- signified by a high school club in which the older students of one timeline are with their juniors from another timeline- which are the older ones of the reverse there. As a rugrat I found some monster that tries to destroy time itself, and I ended up getting pulled into what is basically a bright, teal ocean with white film reels- time itself from my understanding- And I had fought my way to my 4th grade classroom where I had a test I didn’t study for, I didn’t have a pencil, also I was now naked. I was having an anxiety attack and suddenly Helga and Penny from Hey Arnold and Aqua and Megumin from Konosuba tried to bust me out. Also the classroom was in my house. I had enough of this after opening a door and seeing that we were flying in the air over a city and basically offed myself to wake up.

13. What talents do you have?

absolutely nothing other than situational specific rap skills, mediocre doodling and writing, and my hand pops on command by itself. Also I can roll my R’s.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Kind of. I used to have “visions” so to speak of things that in no way are helpful whatsoever. It was like 2 seconds of a scene, a vague understanding of the situation, and a glimpse of my outfit. There’s no way to know when this will occur or how far in advance. Once I had a vision that I was riding to a buddy ball game in my mom’s durango and i was wearing a green t-shirt, and it happened a month later. Once I had a vision that I was sitting in a chair with my dog overreacting to something on tv and knew it was Pokemon related. The next day it was Gen 7′s Pokemon reveal. It’s never anything helpful. I do know when my luck will be bad, however.

15. Favorite song?

Currently it is Nobody Better by Jakubi.

16. Favorite movie?

Uhhhhh it’s been so long, I think Guardians of the Galaxy is up there.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Girl that don’t mind that I’m a big, kinda hairy guy, loves me, supports me emotionally and financially (in exchange I can do everything at home and more), also she’s just gotta be a silly lady. Just a funny gal. Just adorable. Like if you got bad puns you’re like already meeting me 50% of the way. If you look cute and maybe tiny in my huge jackets then you’re like 30% of the way thre too. If I can carry you and hug you lots and just be my dorky self,  you’re perfection.

18. Do you want children?

Dunno. I’d be up for adopting cool teenagers or cool kiddos but i’ve been through the diapers and terrible twos and it ain’t exactly something I want to repeat.

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Depends. To be honest I’d much rather have something quiet. The reception can be a party tho.

20. Are you religious?

Eh not sure. I think there might be a being responsible for my existence but he is personally out to get me.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Yes, for both myself and others.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Eh… My former step dad was a cop so kinda? I’d get chewed out for slightly speeding (40 in a 35). There was a time where the courthouse called claiming they were sending cops to come pick me up in a connection to a crime but YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I am a bitch boy. I am so afraid of jail. Also I was like 2 and a half hours away at school. Somehow my former older step-brother had been using my information to do some less than legal things, if I remember how that resolved.

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

Raven Symmone (how do you spell her name) once bought my sister and I a candy bar when we were kids at disney world, I think? My sister always claimed that anyway. Other than that, I took a selfie with Johnny Yong Bosch, Mister Green Ranger and VA for Ichigo Kurosaki and Orga Itsuka.

24. Baths or showers?

I prefer baths so I can forget about shit for a while and relax.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

None. I usually go for black tho.

26. Have you ever been famous?

Technically. Once was for a student film that my friend refuses to publicize, another was for a community college newspaper article i totally phoned in that somehow got featured on Game Grumps’s wikipedia challenge. I was so embarrassed and didn’t find out until months later, and tried to write an apology email to them, but nothing happened.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Only so I can be good towards others and afford to travel with my friends.

28. What type of music do you like?

Its really a grab bag depending. I’m a slut for Sonic music (i still jam out to Dreams of an Absolution), I’m a slut for KH’s aggressive orchestra music, I’m a slut for old rock music, feel good trance loops, Jakubi, weeb ass music, parodies like NSP and Starbomb, Ocean Avenue, it’s all just good if it appeals to me.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Yes.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

5

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

On my side or on my stomach (apparently). I can’t do my back because i’ll get sleep paralysis and scream.

32. How big is your house?

Fairly big, but its old, dilapidated and messy so I use like… 2 rooms upstairs and Dad uses small rooms downstairs.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Nothing

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Yes and I hated it

35. Have you ever tried archery?

Yes, but my arms are weak

36. Favorite clean word?

Frick

37. Favorite swear word?

Fuck

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Uhhhhh 3 or 4 days I think? I know I was so tired I was seeing facebook posts in a biology text book once.

39. Do you have any scars?

Yes, surgical and work related

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Uhhhh I’ve been TOLD I have. I think I had one that I found out about but I never went further with it beyond becoming her friend.

41. Are you a good liar?

Not unless it’s very situational.

42. Are you a good judge of character?

I’d like to say that but I did think my mother was a good person for the longest time so hohoho no

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

Not unless it’s for comedic purposes or for talking with my doggos.

44. Do you have a strong accent?

Not really

45. What is your favorite accent?

Unidentifiable, exacerbated and confused man from somewhere.

46. What is your personality type?

Depressed douchebag to himself, raggedly trying to be nice for his friends and family.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

A suit I bought for a wedding at $125 I think? the groom paid for half.

48. Can you curl your tongue?

I think? It depends on what you mean.

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Innie

50. Left or right handed?

I write with my right but I write like I’m left handed.

51. Are you scared of spiders?

yeeeessssssss

52. Favorite food?

chimichanga from the mexican restaurant a few towns down. I’d die for the owner.

53. Favorite foreign food?

Shit uhhhh I love sushi? does that count?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

messy

55. Most used phrased?

god dammit

56. Most used word?

essentially/basically

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

depends. anywhere from 5 minutes from panic induced adrenaline or 5 hours from tiredness

58. Do you have much of an ego?

Not like publicly? But ironically yes, especially when it comes to my Pokemon rivalry with my friends. My ego is easily shattered when younger people are better at me at something I’ve spent years trying to learn. It’s something I’m trying to get past but it’s very hard.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

bite

60. Do you talk to yourself?

i’m talking to myself right now

61. Do you sing to yourself?

yep

62. Are you a good singer?

uhhhh i’m not sure. i can be bad? I think I sound good to myself but others might disagree.

63. Biggest Fear?

abandonment and never finding happiness.

64. Are you a gossip?

not really for personal stuff. random rumors about games and anime or shows? yes.

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

define dramatic?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

depends on the person. Girls with bob cuts, long hair, or short hair are super duper cute and it’s hard to say unless I see both. On me? I like long hair but I do thin I look better attractively speaking with short.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

not right now????

68. Favorite school subject?

art

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

introvert unless i’m around the right people, or drunk.

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

nope, i’d love to but i’m broke

71. What makes you nervous?

being broke, being ugly, being fat, being alone, being jobless at my age, not living up to my own expectations, not living up to other people’s expectations, loud spaces, my bank account, the mail, anyone that says “can i ask you something?” without stating what first, babies, heavy and fragile things, my luck, my life, and cute girls (the latter is a good and bad thing)

72. Are you scared of the dark?

yes but not as much as i used to be

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

depends on how abrasive the person is

74. Are you ticklish?

no comment

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

I once made up a rumor that my high school principal broke phones accidentally so my stupid classmates would either silence their phones or stop bringing them to school. We always kept getting searched because some dumb bitch’s phone went off in the middle of algebra and refused to give it up.

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

i once was a teacher’s assistant so kinda?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

yes but i didn’t get drunk until 21

78. Have you ever done drugs?

nope

79. Who was your first real crush?

a girl i went to kindergarten with. it lasted until high school. she was apparently a bitch and i didn’t see it for my rose tinted glasses. she would flirt with me but mostly just to mess with me or just to extort favors, and definitely thought i was mentally deficient compared to the others.

80. How many piercings do you have?

zero, i am a bitch and i’m afraid of it

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

yep

82. How fast can you type?

last i checked was like 60 words a minute? I think?

83. How fast can you run?

Uhhh depends??? I used to be able to run very fast but everything hurts now so not very anymore

84. What color is your hair?

brown

85. What color is your eyes?

…brown

86. What are you allergic to?

penicillin, cats, lots of trees, basically everything around here.

87. Do you keep a journal?

not an up to date one

88. What do your parents do?

dad is currently retired. my aunt works at a distribution center.

89. Do you like your age?

no

90. What makes you angry?

depends. Sometimes it’s just very small things, sometimes it’s being inconvenienced, definitely it’s when i’m helpless and can’t do anything to change it.

91. Do you like your own name?

eh… I like when people make nicknames from it but otherwise not really

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

I thought of Wade but my sister stole that for my nephew. When I was a kid I wanted to do a Goku deal and name my kids like Denmark and Denvis or something.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

uhhhh I’m not particularly picky tbh

94. What are you strengths?

i’m stronk, i have imagination, and i sometimes can make people laugh. other than that i’m not entirely sure.

95. What are your weaknesses?

well physically my joints hurt, i’m fat, i’m ugly, i’m usually sick all the time, i have little to no energy, i’m depressed and anxious 24/7, and i eat too much. mentally it’s shit that activates my PTSD and makes me remember being bullied or disowned. Definitely my lack of confidence and my overall negative attitude towards life.

96. How did you get your name?

My sister and I are named after a state and a city. Mom simply thought that it was like a Western motif, but Dad apparently named me after a family friend of his that died around the time I was born. My middle name is my grandfather’s name, too. Basically I’m a walking obituary.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Royal dicks, maybe? Other than that, I don’t think so. I think we’ve always just been farmers hillbillies and what not.

98. Do you have any scars?

Yes, surgical and not- Wait did I already answer this?

99. Color of your bedspread?

I don’t have a bed spread. My comforter is black and white.

100. Color of your room?

Oy oy oy. Roof is red, lower walls are blue with white stars and stripes, shelves are white, carpet is an ugly maroon.

Thanks for asking me these questions, friendo! please do not use this information for evil