#highkey want this dragon now

[thelovelyblark-barg]

I remembered that Blossom was a gene that existed last night and immediately my brain decided to try and scry

Flowey.

[juniemoe]

[cinnbar-bun]

Would you be willing to write what kind of fan would ace, sabo, shanks, and law for the reader!! I loved your last one!!!

You got it dude! Sorry for taking so long.

Ace, Sabo, Law, and Shanks- Reversed AU HCs

AU: In which YOU are the character of a very famous franchise, and they are regular people who are fans of your series.

Note: GN!Reader, crack, very unserious, SFW

Part 1 with Straw Hats here!

Ace

Broke ass guy who can’t afford anything for you minus like, a bootleg or something small. Has buttons of you. 

Highkey think he would be a menace and just wear something so off with you on it (you are free to decide what that looks like). 

If people ask why he’s got you on his phone or like a keychain of you, he just beams and responds that you’re the love of his life and refuses to elaborate. 

Lies, he WILL be elaborating and making it everyone’s problem. 

Marco wants him to shut up about it. 

Thatch jokes around often and makes cakes of you for Ace on his birthday or something. Ace refuses to eat it for like two seconds before he’s quickly trying to fight off the others from taking a slice. 

Whitebeard has not realized you’re fictional and still asks about meeting you soon… he just wants to meet the one his son keeps raving about. 

Ace has to lie and it becomes a whole ‘my partner is in Canada, actually they can’t see you now.’ 

Whitebeard is so impressed with the fact you travel all over the world <3 wow, you must be so worldly! 

Sabo 

Rich boy who I don’t think would directly get merchandise of you, but he would totally buy things that have your signature color or remind him of you. Very subtle things. I could see him buying one expensive figure of you, but otherwise it’s just subtle things he will proudly wear in public. 

Doesn’t have much time for gaming, so I don’t think he would be playing the mobile gacha games but he will admire the artwork and units of you. 

This is actually a partial truth, he had them at one point but was sinking so much money into your units that Koala had to step in and get him to stop this addiction. 

He’s been doing his best okay… but your alt unit is so tempting he wants to GET IT HE NEEDS TO GET IT LET HIM ROLL ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE- 

Sabo’s phone is now under parental controls and he needs Koala or Dragon’s permission to download or buy any in-app purchases. 

But he’s like, so normal about this, okay? He doesn’t have a problem.

Likes to eat your favorite snacks or food on your birthday as a sort of ‘celebration’ of you. Again, pretty subtle things like buying a dessert you like from that one bakery, or ordering a meal that you ate one time on the show. 

On second thought I could see him having special editions of the manga, but that remains in his office never to be borrowed by anyone. 

Law 

“Why the hell would I be into this?” 

Acts like he’s above watching cringe animes when he’s got better taste in his consumption of media like House MD or Scrubs or something. 

But you know, he’s always getting dragged into silly shit with his friends so everyone is forcing him to watch this popular anime with over 1000+ episodes. 

Law feels like performing surgery on himself with no anesthesia at the sheer number of episodes. 

It isn’t until like 400 episodes in when you’re introduced and everyone swears they can see the light in his eyes return and he’s entranced. 

Suddenly this is his favorite show, although he refuses to entertain that. 

He totally has a few figures of you, but when asked, he just yells that they’re Bepo’s and he’s keeping them safe. 

The others know he’s not going to buy merch so they just buy him silly trinkets of you and he tries to keep lowkey and hidden so no one knows about his love for you. 

He’s not the same man he was 400 episodes ago. He still can’t decide if that’s a good thing or a bad one. 

But you’ve invaded and latched yourself into his mind and damn it, he’ll keep you there. 

Shanks 

Cringe but free. 

Buggy got him into this show (Buggy made a slip up once and has tried to deny that he’s liked this series since) and Shanks casually watches a few episodes when he’s free. 

Has a couple of figures that a kid Uta always wants to play with (hell no, put that shit back!!!) 

Lies to Uta whenever she asks who this figure is of and he dramatically will hold the figure of you and tell her this is, in fact, who her other parent is. 

Great job, Shanks, you weirdo. Of course, Uta knows when she’s older that he’s lying out of his ass, but when she was younger she was deadset on meeting you. 

So Shanks was forced to include her in his watches so she can see her ‘other parent’. Shanks makes wild stories when Uta asks why you’re in the TV and says you’re so so cool they just had to make a tv show about you. 

He’s the kind of guy who forgets Uta is a kid and whenever something super violent or adult happens, he goes ‘oops’ after a few seconds and shoddily covers her eyes, to the point she can pretty much still see everything. 

So both of them kinda get in a feedback loop where when he gets something, she wants it, and when she wants to do something, he’ll do it when it comes to you. 

You are a staple in that household. Shanks isn’t the best at maintaining your figures but he does remember to dust you off once in a while (mostly after Uta screams at him to keep it in good condition). 

He’s tried to get into the card game (Uta insisted), but he finds the rules too hard and difficult, so him and Uta made an easier version (which he often lies about to be able to win). 

His luck is crappy too when it comes to the blind packs, so when Uta got the rare card of you he was practically gonna wrestle it out of her. 

He’s also weird and rich enough to get any crazy or out there merchandise of you if he felt like it.

[archonadeptus]

You don’t have to but can you do a Creater!reader with the fatui finding them first and either worshiping them or keeping them locked away because they don’t want anyone else finding them?

Fatui x Creator!Reader

A/N: You have no idea how excited this request made me! It highkey brought me back away from my writer's block so thank you!♡ I want them to be obsessed with us because I'm an absolute simp. Wanna marry them~♡ Ahem anyway, I really hope this is what you're hoping for! Also... I'm thinking about making this into a series. What do you all think?

Summary: You descend to Teyvat as their Divine Creator, only instead of Spawning in Mondstat you awake within the cold of Snezhnaya and the Fatui are there to greet you.

Warnings: Obsessive worship, Unhealthy relationships, yandere hints

Characters: Pierro, Il Dottore, Columbina, Pantalone, Tartaglia, II Capitano, Sandrone, Arlecchino & Pulinella

Winters Bird Cage

Everything felt so numb but still ever so comforting; it radiated warmth despite being snow. Your eyes glided across the soft surface of snow you had awoken amongst. This was your land, your world - yet you had chosen to live a life within a mortal body. Just one simple life cycle to truly cherish your world in person. Yes, there was always the option of descending in your true God-like form, but you decided to keep things low and hidden though that didn't really work. Though you were in human form, many if not all could sense your presence there. The announcement of your arrival was rapidly spread and now there's a group of people challenging the snow as they rush toward you. Hm. This truly was what cold felt like? Numb and prickly... Your body began to shiver as goosebumps began to litter your skin.

//

"Cold..." Your gentle voice spoke as what mortals call 'dragon breath' left your lips. Warm and cold air swirled in a mist-like manner as that word was spoken… Truly pretty.

"Your grace!" Childe was the first to reach you, his red scarf soon being wrapped around you along with his fluffy coat. "Please forgive my casual touch, my Creator." He was soon upon his knees bowing his head to you and as the other Harbingers arrived they too bowed alongside Childe.

"We have long awaited your arrival, my Grace." Pierro was the first to speak to you as the others kept their heads bowed. "It is an honour you blessed our land with your current mortal touch... Please, join us won't you? Allow us to treat you with our highest care…" Il Dottore was the next to speak, eyes shimmering with curiosity and love for you.

"My Grace, although I'm sure you know this already, we must bring you to our home so that you don't grow sick due to the cold." He paused momentarily, a flash of worry in his eyes at your weaker state. "Mortals are fragile after all." You allowed your eyes to wander between them all before finally falling back upon Childes - he seemed to agree with them. 

"O-okay. I'd like that…" You smiled lightly at them all and that instantly spread joy through them all. "Childe…" His eyes instantly snapped up to meet yours. You're calling for him? "I want to stay beside you. Please…" Yes, you knew the other harbingers but you knew Childe the best and had grown very fond of him - his presence always felt comforting. "It's really cold." Arlecchino piped up with her eyes gazing over at you all.

"You heard our Grace, let's move back toward the warmth, I won't have them freezing out here." Childe immediately nodded, holding his hand out for you. After taking his hand, you instantly hugged him tightly practically drowning in his large Harbinger jacket. "Tired." Without thinking, he lifted you up in his arms and allowed his jacket to act much like a blanket. Melting at the sight of The Creator in his clothes, he moved toward the others whilst keeping you safe. He didn't want them touching or looking at you… But alas, you didn't just make him did you? Though he wishes it was just him at times.

"Let's move now." Pierro soon piped up, standing along with everyone else and rapidly moving toward their home. The warmth Childe provided was perfect… if anything, you were feeling your consciousness slipping from you and the hushed rapid words against your ear helped aid that. 

"Sleep, My Divine. I won't allow anybody to take you from me so just rest now. I will be here when you wake up." 

//

"...Speak to me, Speak to me with love in your words." Singing… What a beautiful form of communication. That's why you ensured melodies like this existed throughout the world of Teyvat, the comfort and message each song brought always warmed you. "Make for me... Make for me a soft universe." Opening your eyes you blinked a little, your hand being held by Childes who was sleeping peacefully beside the bed you were currently laying in. He kept his promise and he was exactly where he said he would be beside you. You didn't want him moving too far away from you as afterall, he was currently the only form of comfort and familiarity you had right now despite creating the lands themselves. Though If he's asleep then where is that beautiful melody coming from? Shifting your eyes away from Childe, they soon landed upon Columbina whose eyes were gazing straight into your own. Her body was half slumped across the bed nearing your legs with a soft smile against her lips.

"Your Grace, you've woken at long last!" Much like her singing, her voice too was gentle and filled with sparks of joy. "Childe refused to let go of you but I just couldn't let him have you all to himself now could I? He needs to learn to share." Her smile didn't once falter and her eyes seemed perfectly content gazing into your golden ones. Columbine soon sat up with a gentle hum in continuation of her previous melody, swinging her legs slightly whilst sitting on the chair beside the bed you were laid in. "Tell me... Do you love me?" You instantly nodded - of course you did! You loved all of your creations equally.

"Yes I do." Her smile soon grew at this.

"And I too love you, My Divine. I shall do anything you wish of me." Soft giggles left her which caused Childe's hand to tighten a little around yours.

"You aren't disturbing and bothering our creator with your nonsense, are you?" Turning to once again face Childe, his eyes opened and the first thing he did was glare at her. 

"Oh no, don't worry it's okay." You smiled at him, lightly gripping his hand in reassurance. "She was just keeping me company whilst you slept!" He returned your smile and simply nodded, but you barely made out what he mumbled beneath his breath.

"Then I won't rest again if it means your affection will be stolen from me. You're mine."

"Hm?" His usual grin returned,

"Nothing, My Divine." A few rapid knocks sounded at the door and the silence felt beyond worrisome. You had just reawoken in a fragile mortal body, you didn't wish for any surprises. Chide seemed to notice your worry and he soon soothed it with a smile. "Don't fret, your grace, I shall always protect you." Columbine soon interjected with her voice,

"I too will forever protect you! But you don't need to worry here, everyone here worships you as they should." Nodding softly, you allowed yourself to trust their words.

"Come in." Upon the sound of the door opening Arlecchino soon bowed upon one knee - her head low like she wasn't blessed enough to even meet your gaze.

"My Divine. Please forgive my reckless interruption but I've been sent by Pierro and Pulinella to ask if you would bless us with your presence in the dining room." She took a breath, tempting fate by gazing up and meeting your golden orbs. Your gaze on her alone was enough to fill her heart with pure joy and love within an instant. It also made her aware of how close the other two were. And... Is that Chide holding your hand?

"Why are you both treating our Creator so casually? Step away and beg." Her voice seemed similar to a growl, fury rapidly filling her.

"No. I promised to be beside them, don't go around giving orders that you're unable to give." Childe replied just as quickly as she stood. Columbine however made no effort to move either as she continued to hum a tune that was mixed in with the occasional giggle.

"It's okay, Chino." What was that? Did you just bless her with a nickname? Did they have nicknames yet? According to their shocked faces, they didn't. "I- Sorry. Is it okay to call you that?" Did you even have to ask? She'd be your pet if you desired and she'd be thrilled to be yours. A nickname unique to her though? That's a gift from the Divine Creator - how could she possibly decline this wonderful gift?

"Of course! Anything from you I adore." Your small burst of laughter had them all clinging at your every word. 

"I wanted them to be beside me, it felt lonely and cold." It seemed that you disliked being cold. Did you wish for her jacket instead of his? She will happily give it to you, it's probably warmer too. Or would you rather she destroyed the Cyro Archon herself? To dethrone the Tsaritsa, maybe even to kill? Anything for you. Just name it and it shall be yours. "But I'm happy to go if you're all there too! I'm just nervous within a mortal body. Please forgive my timidness." 

"Please don't fret, your grace!" Columbine smiled at you, "You showed us your Strength and gave us all life... Now allow us to care for you whilst you're fragile like a butterfly." 

"Let us show you our undying loyalty to you and you alone." Childe soon cut in before helping you stand.

"Are you prepared to meet the rest of your loyal acolytes my Divine?" 

//

The Fatui on their knees was usually a sight only the Tsaritsa got to see,  but now? Now this sight was for you and you alone. 

"My Divine," Pierro began, "Welcome home." At this they all stood as he walked forward and guided you to the head chair of the dining hall. Upon being seated everyone else soon did the same and  sat themselves variously at the table. Pierro to your left and Childe protectively to your right. Pulinella soon spoke alongside him. 

"Choosing Snezhnaya as your mortal forms birthplace truly was a wise decision indeed. Though we didn't expect anything less from you and we are pleased to know you chose us." 

"I'm really glad to be here too! To finally meet you all in person, but I-" Sandrone and Pantalone soon stood up and after bowing to you they both approached, Presenting to you a golden laced Fatui coat.

"We made this for you, your grace."  Sandrone smiled as she held the coat out to you. Pantalone hummed as he took it from her arms and assisted you with putting it on, much to everyone else's disapproval though.

"I had it designed right away for you, My Divine." His grin at you made your heart begin to pick up. Was this nervousness or glee? "Only the finest golden lace and materials for you. We can't have our precious God of all Gods cold now can we?" Sandrone soon sat back upon her machine,  eyes sparling at meeting your own golden gaze.

"Especially during your stay as a mortal!" Did they think you were staying here forever? But you had to visit the other nations and all of your other favourite Creations!

"Ah - this truly is beyond beautiful… Thank you all! But I'm going to be visiting other nations too!" Your smile calmed them but it didn't stop Dottore from expressing his distaste.

"Other nations? Oh my sweet Divine don't you see?" He gestured around, "Everything that you'll ever need is right here."

"My Divine… You have all the love and loyalty you could ever desire and your most powerful acolytes at your every breath." Childe grinned at you, "Don't you wish to stay?"

//

Snezhnaya could be a place you could love and adore... Or it could be a winters bird cage just for you. So, my Divine. What is your choice?

[hiraya-rawr]

devotion (zhongli brainrot)

note !! crack brainrot inspired by Barbara and Venti's dynamic// also a sort of twist on my previous work, age gap (zhongli)!

Imagine being in a mutual pining scenario with Zhongli where both your feelings are just so obvious. You've known each other for quite a while now, so it'll be okay if he confesses, right?

But to his surprise, you reject him. You're all shy and sympathetic as you try to turn him down.

"I'm sorry, mister Zhongli. I do genuinely like you but.. but..."

"But?"

"But my heart and body belongs to my god, Rex Lapis! I simply can't bring myself to be in a relationship, not when I'm still in mourning."

Externally, Zhongli looks like this 😃

Internally, he feels like this 🤡

Zhongli doesn't have a lot of regrets in his very long long life, but dam–

But let's say that somehow, he manages to woo you into saying yes anyway. Something about how "Rex Lapis would want you to live happily" or maybe you are ready for a relationship with him now despite your strong devotion to the geo archon.

In fact, dating him could go really well too! He indulges you in stories that you can't even find on any textbook (wow, your boyfriend sure knows a lot!) and he values Liyue's history just as much as you do.

But there are times when it's just... 😃

Zhongli walking into your home for the very first time to see little statues, posters, and shrines of Rex Lapis

Sleeping with Zhongli but instead of cuddling him, you're cuddling an 8 feet long dragon plushie of him

(he kind of wants to throw the plush away, it takes up his space on the bed 😑)

Zhongli having to deal with comments about him—

"It must be cool to have a geo vision, controlling the element of our lord, Rex Lapis 😙"

"I bought Rex Lapis relics! We can put it in our bedroom."

"These fruits aren't for you. I'll be offering it in the shrine later."

The poetic irony in you clarifying with him that you're a devotee before you're his lover. (Rex Lapis > Zhongli)

"Zhongli, I love you but my heart will always first and foremost belong to Rex Lapis..."

Whenever you do something bad, you also tend to turn to Rex Lapis for forgiveness

"Oh how will I ever be forgiven now?" 😭

"Darling, I'm sure Rex Lapis doesn't mind..."

"You don't know that!"

You gush with Xiao over your shared devotion to Rex Lapis. Xiao indulges you but he's highkey pitying Zhongli because imagine being second best to yourself

GUSHING OVER THE GEO ARCHON STATUE

"It looks so cool!!"

"Love, don't you think I look kind of like that?"

"Hm... no offense, Zhongli, but..."

"🫤" *that's literally me* moment

[jelloia]

// tot cn server spoilers

so a new 4 ssr banner just dropped on cn, and i am now revived from the dead.

(like hello?? angst? dragons? angst AND dragons?? guilty pleasure TIMES TWO DOUBLE KO)

SO! i present to you: little specific details that are making me go FERAL

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first up!! luke

what can i say... i love my men in pain and hopelessly in love

but like also the heterochromia is SO yummy and the intimate embrace as lukerosa plummet to earth while everything is on fire around them is so me-core

2. second! artem

i know nothing about game of thrones but this is so game of thrones!! LIKE smth is so attractive about normal, cleanly-dressed artem now clad so gorgeously & elaborately like the knee guard and the SWORD and the way he's looking down on me cough-

i say this but as soon as rosa appears, i can only look at her like forget artem's toned abs LOOK at how ethereal my queen is she looks like a goddess!! (also damn artem's hand is big ... )

3. third ~~ vyn!

literally the only thing i can focus on is how luscious vyn's hair is like wth i want a hair transplant. lowkey the blue blood is kinda disturbing to me for some reason

but anyways look at rosa again!! she's dressed up as a knight :0000 you know what that means.... (i love pain & forbidden love) (also like her fingers are blue and frostbitten--vyn you better take care of your girl)

4. last but not least... marius !!

aww he's in pain... hair all ruffled and disheveled... even his dragon is crying :(

(i kinda like it tho)

highkey the evolution just gives marius' halloween card, upgraded edition, but LOOK! AT! ROSA! oml her hair and outfit she has never looked more like a beautiful elf

and like OMFG her hands are so!! attractive!! too!! i am a huge sucker for black tipped fingers and WHAHSBHJ this is the perfect lil disruption to her angelic depiction

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conclusion

my personal fav is artem's just cause i can't tear my eyes away from how gorg he looks in first evol then how gorg rosa looks in second but luke's is a very close second! but augh vyn's too... and i gotta stay faithful to marius...

so. basically. i will be pulling for all of these when they come out to global.

[the-whispers-of-death]

i imagine in the monster au rich reader would be some kind of dragon or serpent like creature but not like a regular one but bigger more powerful, almost like a deity. and of course he's decked out in gold and jewels, scales glimmering in the light. readers hoard and wealth soans entire mountain ranges and he's quite teritorrial over his one and only mate Sarabi.

i also wanted reader to be able to turn into a full on dragon/serpent like a giant being of power that bows only to his beloved mate.

(one time the lion teams vehicles break down so Sarabi calls up reader to fly them to their destination on his back. the shadows are highkey jealous and the enemies are pissing their pants from fear at seeing reader)

Lion hybrid!Sarabi would adore his rich dragon hybrid/serpent hybrid boyfriend, mhm. And he'd totally appreciate you helping him and the other Lions reach their destination. You're so kind and he loves you so much.

Though now wolf hybrid!Kali is wondering how he can repay you. So he just authorizes more leave for Sarabi to be with you more often, because what else can he do to repay you when your hoard is already so big?

[missallanea-archive]

that's right, it's the return of the ever stupid, not-so-brief, utterly useless guide to the many, many muses on this blog:

UPDATED VERSION ( 10/07/23 )

AGNES DRACHINA REUBEN. first born daughter of the royal house of drachium. powerful sorceress who made a name for herself during the dragon campaign. a mischevious young woman with a penchant for drinking and getting into trouble.

AMITY BLIGHT. youngest daughter of the blight family. a young witch in training with a particular gift for abomination magic. former mean girl who is reconnecting with her softer side. a ride or die friend who will absolutely fight for you.

ASHIOK. a powerful planeswalker of mysterious origin. their face seems to be slowly disappearing into a thick black mist that follows them. manipulates the nightmares of powerful individuals they find during their travels. not necessarily a villain, but certainly no hero.

BABYDOLL. institutionalized against her will. sweet girl but will not hesitate to end you if you're a creep. sincerely wishes to empower the other women around her. slowly losing herself to fantasy in order to escape from her unpleasant reality.

CAMERON "CAMMIE" MACCLOUD. a self-proclaimed "hacktivist" recruited into the military. now part of the experimental science unit, piloting a four story mech called a holon through gen:lock, which uploads her own mind into the robot. scottish, sassy, and a giant nerd.

CATIANA FREESPARK. swashbuckler rogue turned storm cleric. she's confused about how that happened too. died fairly recently, but she got better. will steal your shit. highkey feels like the divorce baby between procan and umberlee. 

CHROME DOKURO. a powerful illusionist currently in the employ of the vongola mafia family. occasionally shares her body with the criminal mukuro rokudo. learning to stand on her own two feet. a bit of a strange girl, but sweet and undyingly loyal.

EDALYN "EDA" CLAWTHORNE. the owl lady and most powerful witch on the boiling isles... or she was, before her curse took away her powers. occasionally turns into a large owl-like beast. keeps accidentally adopting kids but hey, guess she's a mom now. acts tough but actually a big softie.

FISH EYE. a fish given human form. yes, really. in search of a beautiful dream. performs as part of a circus troupe known as the amazon trio. really just wants to have a beautiful dream of his own and to live life as a human for as long as possible.

FREYA. the once queen of asgard and leader of the valkyries. reclaimed her warrior spirit and found her wings. seeking to reunite and repair the realms following ragnarök. not a woman to scorn, or she will burn you to the ground and salt the earth behind her.

IMELDA RIVERA. matriarch of the rivera family. turned to shoemaking to make money for herself and her daughter after her husband disappeared. continues to look after her family from the land of the remembered.

KAGAMI TSURUGI. a recent transplant to paris from japan. loves fencing and being right. she can be a bit cold upon first meeting but she's actually just very bad at making friends. if you take the time to get to know her, she is fiercely loyal and dedicated and will fight for you.

LA MUERTE. the sugary sweet ruler of the land of the remembered. has a nasty gambling habit which tends to get her and her husband into trouble. she is benevolent, but will not hesitate to tell you what she really thinks. friendly, but still a goddess. handle with caution.

LIAN NICHANG. the white haired demoness. lives alone on a mountain. really only comes down to get rid of people who are harassing the village at the base of the mountain that leaves her the fuck alone. master swordsman. not actually a witch or a demon, no matter what people call her. 

LILITH CLAWTHORNE. once the head witch of the emperor's coven, now at half-power and trying to sort her life out. cursed her sister out of spite and paid the price. might come across as a haughty bitch, but she's really just a massive nerd doing her best.

LUNA. magical moon cat. has a crescent moon bald spot on her forehead. trying to keep the protectors of the universe on track but they're just teenage girls so it goes about as well as you would expect. really tired of being the voice of reason but this is what she signed up for. 

LUNASOL GALANODEL. honestly, the worst. burned down her abusive childhood home with her twin brother. basically sold her soul to the queen of air and darkness. pretends to be sweet but she is cruel and cold. typical elvish attitude toward other races, too. really, really likes flowers.

MAXIMILIAN CALYPSE. a small, stuttering lady of noble birth. married off to keep her father from having to go to war against dragons. considers herself to be useless and has a good deal of anxiety, but is generally one of the sweetest nobles you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. currently learning to use healing magic.

MICHIRU KAIOU. the soldier of deep waters, sailor neptune. a high school student with a mysterious destiny. spends her free time as a professional violinist. desperately wishes to embrace the ordinary life of a girl her age.

MIYU. vampire who tried to run from her destiny and made it worse. has to hunt down god-demons called shinma that she accidentally let escape. literally cannot die until she finishes her job, and she would very much like it to be over now. usually accompanied by her mask wearing servant, larva. she's cute and cruel in equal parts.

NATHALIE SANCOEUR. for fuck's sake she needs a vacation. and a raise. personal assistant to a supervillain. seriously questioning that relationship at this point. literally dying. trying to beat the current record holder for most akumatizations. she's pretty and could kick my ass. 

PERSEPHONE. our lady of the underground. literal goddess. known for bringing springtime and overseeing torture in the deepest depths of tartarus. the mom friend, she probably already loves you. does not put up with her husband’s bullshit. really loves her weird dog.

PIKE TRICKFOOT. gnome cleric of the everlight. she may be a holy woman but she has the spirit of a barbarian. will definitely try to drink you under the table. overestimates her own strength, but loves to surprise others when they doubt her. precious angel baby.

REINA "GLITCH" CROWNE. student at a prestigious art school with a focus on fashion design. acts like she's tough and untouchable, but she's actually just soft and trying to figure out who she is. loves meshing traditional fashion with digital media. known to the other students as "glitch" due to her first year freeze up.

RIZA HAWKEYE. military sharpshooter and right-hand-woman of the guy who wants to take over the military. likes like two people and her dog. usually smells like gun oil but it's not unpleasant. has no sense of self-preservation and will definitely die for the people she cares about. does not get paid enough. 

ROGUE. the poster child for "look don't touch." mutant and working on the proud part. literally too powerful for her own good. comes with the added bonus of her cajun husband who makes things explode by touching them. the og power couple. 

SIF. the unwaveringly loyal wife of thor, mother to magni, móði, and thrúd. trying desperately to hold what remains of her family together. can come across as somewhat cold. while not a warrior by any means, she will do anything to protect her children.

TABITHA DELAINE. monster hunter and general know-it-all. was part of a cult at one point but she doesn't want to talk about it. lowkey a witch but tries to use her magic sparingly. the biggest lesbian you will ever meet, next to her girlfriend van. lives in van's van. 

TIKKI. kwami of the miraculous of creation. has existed for as long as the universe has. sincerely loves humans and how wonderful they can be. helps to turn her current owner into the superhero known as ladybug.

VEX'AHLIA. ranger and rogue. sneaky and shooty. just trying not to die again, thank you very much. once stabbed a tree because it made moves on her. the champion of a god. will probably call you darling and wink at you. also, she has a bear named trinket and a husband with too many names for me to bother listing here.

( I ran out of images but she has no fc anyway shhh )

YILNA PENUMBRAE. oath of redemption paladin. a young shadar-kai woman banished from the shadowfell due to her heresy against the raven queen. while she looks scary given her build, scratched and dented armor, and scars, she is actually just a big buff cupcake. a big softie.

[rockybloo]

petunia x flint is highkey making me want my own dragon x princess (maybe even dragon x princess x knight)

Ughhhh

Stop giving me brain rots😭

Naw, if people follow me they are prone to getting brainrots. This was in the terms of service that pops up for a split millisecond after you click the follow button.

NOW YOU MUST DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THINKIN' BOUT DRAGON X PRINCESS (X KNIGHT) FOOD

[alieinthemorning]

Their Reactions to Your Monthly Cycle [The Seven Demon | Solomon | Luke]

Content: Fluff, Mention of Menstrual Cycle, Can Be Read as Romantic or Platonic (Luke is Platonic Only)

Pronouns: None

Reblogs: Let me know that you enjoy my work and want to see more, so don't forget to like and reblog (and comment in the tags. I love seeing people’s rambles in the tags)!

Lucifer

Lucifer makes sure to keep his brothers away from you. 

By basically keeping you in his room the entire duration. 

He attends to your every need. 

But don’t tell anyone or else. 

(Yes, this is a “threat”).

Mammon

Mammon highkey is gonna be freaking out. 

Doesn’t matter how many times y’all go through the song and dance. 

You are his most prized treasure and if anything were to happen to you— 

Everyone is tired of dealing with him.

You find it endearing every time. 

Leviathan

Honestly leave him out of it.

You can play games, read manga or watch anime

But besides that, please leave him alone. 

He’s not equipped to deal with this. 

Satan

Satan is a bit of a hit or miss.

He’ll do anything he reads in a book.

But sometimes your uterus plays using cheats.

So it's not that easy. 

He manages though. 

Asmodeus

Asmo is the type of person who knows a way to shorten your cycle naturally. 

He also knows when your cycle is about to start, so he can pre game on the cycle acne. 

Basically, he is literally the best to go to for advice when it comes to handling it.

Big bonus if you’re involved in some way.

Beelzebub

Listen, Beel can really only offer you three things.

Food

Cuddles

And Love

That’s it. 

But honestly, what more could you need from him :)

Belphegor

“How about we just nap through the whole cycle?”

That’s not how that works but okay, Belphie. 

At the very little, he will nap with you. 

At the very most, he’ll use his power to help you sleep. 

(Because I am totally not awake right now, watching the sonic movies while watching this).

Solomon 

This old wizard’s been around the block. 

However, he’s lost a few things along the way.

Like his sense of taste.

But it's fine!

He has magic fingers!

And magic spells!

Luke

Luke doesn’t really know what’s going on.

But he wants to help you in any way he can!

So he’s gonna make you sweets!

And if you can join him, you can make sweets together!

Yeah like I said in Belphie's I was watching the sonic movies (very excited for sonic 3!) while writing these because of cramps

Now, I'm watching How to Train Your Dragon! Problaly gonna end up watch the Kung Fu Panda movies after this lol! ( I may watch HtTYD 2 but ion def not three tho lol)

Sorry about no Daivolo, Barbatos and Simeon tho. I still don't really have a feel for them yet lol. Barbatos espcially, but! I just got a SSR card for him, so maybe his Devilgram will give me some more insight!

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[borreloadsavagedragon]

Chris, Kaito and Shark

omfg I had to do this on my laptop bc mobile tumblr is literally unusable in terms of copy and pasting anything

I tried read more-ing this but it wouldn't let me I'm so sorry if it's giant gdjsaklgjg CHRIS

favorite thing about them: he's hot. jk, not just that, I love that he's loyal, man will go DOWN for the people he cares about, family, friends, he's committed to his bonds, the duel with Mizael when he partners with Michael is so good

least favorite thing about them: as much as I love Chris, not a huge fan of how everything sort of got fixed with one duel, I have the same gripe with Thomas and Ryouga-

favorite line: good question jdsaklg, not sure the way he says "my life points" in the dub is kind of funny-

brOTP: vkai, I call them divorcees without being married because they had so much post divorce energy during the WDC but now they're going to be coworkers and chris also had to just watch kaito go off to the moon to fight a guy who said his dragon was bigger and die so he's taking the keys to the rocket the next time he sees him

OTP: what do you mean Kousei isn't in Zexal canon, yes he is, he's right there genuinely can't think of another pair for him from canon though, there's some dynamics I think could be interesting and have wips for but nothing like romantic

nOTP: romantic vkai.............. see kaito's below for details, it's more to do with him and how I think about kaito-

random headcanon: GEEK. NERD. CLOSET FANBOY. WOULD WEAR GRAPHIC TEES IF HE DIDN'T HAVE AN AESTHETIC. Take this man to see Kozmo films right now!!!!!

unpopular opinion: I don't think I have one outside of the ship preference gjdakl

song i associate with them: none omg, unless I REALLY fixate on a character, I don't usually have songs for them gjdklggd

favorite picture of them: he's very pretty, it's hard to choose one fjdsklg, anytime you can see him wiping hair hair around

KAITO

favorite thing about them: how dare you make me pick one thing when I'm already working on an analysis essay- Kaito's one of those characters to me where you look at them and feel like you've been EXPOSED by this show you're watching so picking one detail is hard I like how accurate he feels to me when it comes to how he's someone who's just so used to being burned by so many people, love how fiercely protective he gets when someone matters to him, love how petty and dramatic he can be too but literally NEVER owning up to it I love that he's straight forward that he's not a good person also, that he sold himself to the devil to do what had to be done and he's tainted, I'm just- He's so god damn good really also lives up to being lonely but absolutely genius

least favorite thing about them: nothing, he's perfect............... but I will beat him up if he continues to hide his physical health from everyone else around him and if he goes to the moon again, it's ok, your dragon is good too

favorite line: this is hard because he has so many good ones because he doesn't know how to talk to people hdskjlaj the only one I can honest to god remember at this very moment is "you're quite the romanticist" because who tf says that to another person

brOTP: Chris and Yuma both come to mind, Chris I've gone over above but Yuma, I love that Kaito's always just in awe of him, just imagining Kaito always picking him up by the scruff constantly

OTP: I have like four ships for Kaito that I rotate out in my brain a lot highkey, the only two I haven't written something for are Galaxymaster and Raven but coming soon, my google docs are INSANE right now I want everything with Mizael to be perfect because MizaKai's just... idk, I love it so god damn much, there is SO MUCH to the two of them, and Shun's just not a muse I'm suuuuper comfortable writing rn but we're trying, I love that Shun actually like... goes back for him, not a lot of people chase Kaito back but Shun immediately ponies up idk, Kaito's pension and insistence for being alone always makes me want to throw new people at him at all times though I LOVE going into depth on Challenge, not even romantically either, their rivalry is so good in that subtle way that they're two steps off from being the same person and it didn't get nearly enough time, shakes fist And the last one is EdoKai omg, Kaito speedrunning his enemies to lovers plot with Edo in Arc V is iconic, took one look at him in the safe house and was like "yeah, we could get married"

nOTP: sweats, vkai in romantic context So... I experience pretty strong RSD, which is rejection sensitivity dysphoria, and their entire friend/mentor breakup backstory sits super wrong with me because of that gdsjagilgdsa I don't want to go too far into details but it hits home Also not huge on Kaito and Vector at all-

random headcanon: I love writing him touch starved......... he's always fully clothed anytime he's near another person, probably from just being ditched or taken away from so many people, so letting someone close physically is a big step.

unpopular opinion: He solos. literally no rival matches him if you were to attempt to scale them in skill, I'm on this hill forever and you can't move me from it <3

song i associate with them: god I have a big playlist just for him gjdasklj, it's hard to pick just one so I gift just two - Hell's Comin' With Me / Poor Man's Poison - "I am the righteous hand of god and I am the devil that you forgot", perfect, glorious - I Don't Want To Be Here Anymore / Rise Against - just... chef's kiss

favorite picture of them: him jumping through the cockpit window of the blimp, it's my mobile banner and sometimes is my Twitter banner lmao

RYOUGA

favorite thing about them: ryouga is another character who just says and does shit with his whole chest and I honestly just love him for that, yes king, keep being stubborn, my cringefail bestie I love that he's just such a little edge lord and a wannabe bad boy but just fails at it gjdkaslj he can fight a whole gang by himself, but he'll do whatever his sister says, he's jumping off cliffs for someone who annoys him, god I love him

least favorite thing about them: ngl, I could complain for hours about how much I hate how him getting his memories of being Nasch was done, but it's also in character because Ryouga is SO UNBELIEVBABLY hot and cold about everything and everyone, love him but I also want to beat him UP

favorite line: god, Ryouga is such a tsundere so all I hear out of his mouth is "it's not like I don't like you or anything", I feel bad I haven't come up with any specific lines for any of them but they're all just dumb boys who can't talk

brOTP: Hellshark and whatever his pair with Durbe is called- Ryouga and Thomas being besties is so weird to me but also like, yeah bickering, kicking each other's asses to hell affectionately, good for them Durbe sweetie I'm so sorry but also you signed up for this

OTP: Sharkbait is up there, Challenge is proooobably my favorite though, like I said above, just love going over what could have been with their entire rivalry, the fact that Ryouga never got his grudge match with Kaito will haunt me forever, even though there's no universe where Ryouga wins jagklds

nOTP: deadass 99% of romantic pairs with Ryouga I'm not too huge on, I wouldn't say any of them are like NOTPs but idk, there's more I don't like or don't really think about than ones I actually do haha

random headcanon: ngl. I've got none I can think of right now gdjasg

unpopular opinion: he's not the rival. guy with a sister he'd do anything to help, former school bully who now practically throws his life away for the protagonist, temporary gang member, temporarily evilness Like his dueling is the first thing his sister saw when she came out of the hospital, just like someone else we know... list goes ON why he's the friend role I also,,, like his name more than his nickname, as you could tell I'm sure

song i associate with them: like what I said for Chris, unless I like FIXATE on a character, I have no songs for them, but I Am My Own Muse by Fall Out Boy comes to mind- Ryouga's playlist is inevitable

favorite picture of them: ANY WHERE HE'S JUST LIKE, FLAYING, he has so many shots of him just being blown over or on the ground, they're SO GOOD

[orphanedwolfandfriends]

Mid to highkey proud of myself for how much these characters have changed-

Cayla had the MOST changes done on her. I've had her as a character since I was on a big Sonic high in like...4th grade. She was a Sonic OC, then an overpowered OC with different connections from canon characters. God, that era was crossover hell. But I was in middle school. Then she was a little edgelord because lmao me projecting went brrr, and now she's this bubbly lil runt who's the epitome of optimism, even while she still has her own baggage.

Kit started out as a copypaste of me IRL but with cat ears and a tail, and that weird MS paint eraser acting as her red streaks.

Shaylee was ALSO a copypaste of me, and was and still is the most grumpy and "edgy" of them all lmao. She's fixated on looking into the bizarre and paranormal. She had the most faceclaim changes too. From Haruhi Suzumiya, to Rin Tohsaka, now to Himeko Inaba.

Satoko was also also a copypaste of me. I clearly had a lot of them. She was made when I was fuckin' RAVING about Wakfu back in the day. That show still slaps.

Angela used to be a How to Train your Dragon OC lol but I liked using her faceclaims, being just any black haired woman with purple eyes too much.

Lucien, I have no idea what I wanted for him when I put him on the blog. I had him be what I called a "soul gatherer" or something. I dunno man.

Asami was a fully grown woman for a shortlived time.

Hana, I didn't really have anything noteworthy that's changed for her besides her design.

I've had these fuckers for a long time and the changes they went through makes my brain sweat but in a good way.

[negrowhat]

CONGRATUWELLDONE~! I wanna ask your top BL hot take 👀 doesn't have to be an unpopular opinion (can be!) but yeah! Top BL hot take 🔥

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THANKS FOR THE LOVE! BL hot takes??? Hmmmmmmmm. Ok let's see.

2Gether was overhyped and overrated. I could never get into it and I don't really like Bright.

IDK why but it annoys me that everyone says Payu is VegasPete's son. He's not Venice. He doesn't act like Vegas or Pete and just because he ripped a condom open with his teeth and have similar bedsheets does not make them related. I haven't said anything before now because why should I? It ain't that deep but just know that's how I feel about it.

I wish Wabi Sabi would give Cooheart a lighthearted BL. I want to see him in a bubbly, cute, and soft plot. I'm tired of seeing my boy cry. Give him something softer please.

Highkey Sammy deserves her own series. IDK if it's a GL or a Straight series. She's been in the game since like 2015 and I'm tired of seeing her on the sidelines. She deserves the spotlight.

I found VegasPete interesting, but I don't actually ship them. Like, I'm glad they got their happy ending but if it were up to me....

Secret Crush on You is a good series. I'm saying this because the amount of hate Toh gets is insane. Sure he's cringey and a stalker, but there's more to the series past what we see in ep 1. The series conquers a lot of relevant topics; peer pressure, unrealistic expectations, body issues, boundaries, safe sex, consent, open communication, identity issues, and even pronouns and transgender characters. It's an excellent watch and it should be given a fair chance.

Love in the Air is a character driven series. The plot builds around the characters.

GAP THE SERIES IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AMAZING AND I'M SPEAKING IT INTO THE UNIVERSE.

People are saying Big Dragon is a knock off of KinnPorsche and IDK why because the vibes are completely different and so is the plot. Just because it's a mafia BL doesn't mean it needs to be compared to KP.

Everyone in KinnPorsche were toxic! It was a toxic series. So I don't like that people were saying, "Well this character wasn't as toxic as that character." SHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE WAS A HOT MESS!

BETWEEN US IS GOING TO BE FUCKING SPECTACULAR AND I'M PUTTING THAT INTO THE UNIVERSE TOO!

I hate that the writers tried to give Yeon Woo a new love interest in s2. It was unnecessary and took away from the soulmates plot they set up in s1. They should've just recast Yoo Han and kept him in.

Despite the ending, Kissable Lips was one of my fave Korean BLs of the year. Ji Woong and Seo Bin have amazing chemistry and I'm glad they're getting a new series.

Instead of History 5, I wish we could get a s2 for Trapped. I actually don't want History 5.

I want to see Aaron Lai and Hank Wang in another series.

I didn't like New and Earth together. I don't want Krist and Fluke in a series. I want more ForceBook and PoddFluke and FlukeFirst.

okay that's all for now.

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[therealnotta]

highkey the tin man was willing to fight a literal dragon to save the scarecrow, like did not hesitate AT ALL, you KNOW that ozma and dorothy made a pact to never ever let him know that the scarecrow was literally being burned at the stake, like the fires had been lit, when he was rescued by giant birds, and you know that if they figured it out, a HUGE part of this would've been because good ol' glinda was the one who SENT HIM ON AN ADVENTURE BY HIMSELF

glinda would've been dead within the hour. smh. i know that the scarecrow is the only one who could've crossed the ravine but why would you not send "guy who is murderously protective of him" along with. if the scarecrow hadn't come back??? can you imagine??? dorothy and ozma were watching in the magic mirror, can you imagine dorothy having to break the news. probably the only one who could survive telling him. smh. someone's ending their day with an axe in their skull and he'll explain it away to himself as wanting to avenge his friend, so it doesn't mean the heart was fake. literally cannot imagine that destruction, who wrote the fic for this fess up i thought about it too long and now i wanna read the angst

[bananaapplewaffle]

Archon Quest: Chapter III: Act V: Akasha Pulses, the Kalpa Flame Rises

EVERY FUCKING TIME

HAD A COMMISION IN AARU VILLAGE

AND THE ARCHON QUEST STARTED 

Anyway,

Listen Candace…

You saying that makes me think that I have to throw hands 

Damn without me

No loyalty…

Oh you know, just farming for the false god for when he becomes a playable character

Damn I just don’t know shit

Oh the next what? 

Jnagaebha Day?

Also Candace can’t you literally see into the future?

I don’t have you (and a few other 4*), but wasn’t that your thing?

HIGHKEY WHY IS SHE EVEN HERE THEN DAWG

Candace has been pushed to the side since she’s got here

Hate to see it

Bro I’ve literally fought a dragon, god and Archon.

I got this.

WELL

DON’T BULLY HIM LIKE THAT, PAIMON

He kinda spittin

The maff is maffin

WHAT

ALHAITHAM WERE YOU NOT THERE WHEN WE SAW GREATER LORD RUKKHADEVATA BECOME LESSER LORD KUSANALI

Oh Canned Knowlege…

Is that a…

Okay so this is so crazy but

I was watching 28 Days Haunted on Netflix

And this guy was using something called a God Helmet 

And this thing looks kinda similar…

What the hell is going on

WAIT

ARE WE BOUT TO MANIFEST THIS 

INTO EXISTENCE???

UM

YOU KINDA

YOU KINDA UM

LOOKS AT PAIMON

Yeah…sounds like Alhaitham

It all worked out in the end

Ah! Back to the plan I never heard

NOT PAIMON BEING A CONSTRUCT

Makes sense tho because literally what is she

HER FUCKING EYES

UGH NOT ANOTHER TIME SKIP

Woah

Woah

Woah

Very close?

Damn.

Some of y’all stay winning.

Oh shit what you get

Deyha please

You’re making me blush

GOD DAMN IT

LOOKING FOR YOU???

Damn he must have figured out that Haypasia was able to connect with Scaramouche

TELL HIS ASS

He was asking you to be polite,

he never said he wasn’t just gonna snatch her ass

?????

Well, well, well

THEY BETTER NOT BE TAKING MY MANS VIKTOR

Just how many strands does this man have…

What the fuck just happened

WHAT THE FUCK

BITCH

SCARAMOUCHE JUMPSCARE

WHAT THE FUCK

PAIMON SHUT THE FUCK UP

Bro

Not only did I fight Ei

But the Raiden Shogun who was stronger than her

OH FINNA GET HIS ASS

DAMN GOT HIS ASS

GIRL

“...Who was behind it?” He asks.

I swear to god

Lumine you better actually speak

…

???????????

Fuck it.

Let’s go save a god

What did you mean by that, Alhaitham

That’s fucked up

At this point, 

As much as they claim that they “miss” Greater Lord Rukkhadevata 

They probably were always going to try to overthrow her in the end

Bro define contributions

GOD DAMNIT

These mfers just talkin

BROOOOOOO

OOOOOOO

THIS IS FAKE

This man a fucking actor

We just stood here too

Also why are we wearing our Akashas 

OOOOOOOOOOO

HE JUST PLACED OUR KNOWLEDGE CAPSULE ON THERE

Ooo that’s why we’re wearing our Akashas again

OMG LUMINE

YOU SPOKE

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

IS IT HER

HER AS GREATER LORD RUKKHADEVATA 

ALSO KNOWN AS 

HERSELF

I AM NOW NILOU

HERE IT GOES BESTIES

WAIT

WHAT

WHAT IS THIS

ISAK

Did I just do that perfectly?

I JUST DID THAT PERFECTLY

DAMNIT NO DEHYA GAMEPLAY

Cyno go head and kill him

NO CYNO GAMEPLAY EITHER

YEAH LET US OUT

Oh baby it's bout to get weird 

We still have to deal with The Balladeer

Sounds like a good time for me to take a break.

And I’m back.

What the fuck is this

Let’s fucking go

Lumine (Dendro), Fischl, Barbara and Raiden Shogun.

Buer…

Who are you now then

Ah

Shouki no Kuni, Everlasting Lord of Arcane Wisdom 

No no no 

I want to hear it.

Shout to Raiden Shogun's burst killing him

OH THERE’S A PART TWO

SHOULDA KNOWN

WAS WONDERING ABOUT WHERE HIS LEGS WERE

OH I COULDN'T”T DO ANYTHING ON PURPOSE GET HIS ASS LUMINE NAHIDA WHAT THE FUCK SHE JUST PULLED AN ITACHI GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME DON’T FUCKINGF TOUCH ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PERIODT

ITS A FUCKING GUN NOW AYOOOO WE’RE A SAGE NOW DAMN I GOT HIT WITH THE ULT BUT UH IS RAIDEN DYING BY HIS ULT A FUCKING ACHIVEMENT?????

I CANT CHECK NOW BUT

??????

ION WHAT JUST HAPPENED 

ILL BE REAL

Is Lumine even a human…

DANN

NOT Y’ALL LEAVING HIM THERE LIKE THAT

GOOD GOD

I mean it kinda would make sense that it would be polluted due to Nahdia’s own thoughts about herself…

But ion

Okay so both the fall of the Desert and Khaenri’ah and probably Enkanomiya

Was all due to “forbidden knowledge”

Which

That’s probably knowledge of Celestia…

“...world…forget me…” 

Could she have meant the forbidden knowledge? 

A ship?

The Boat of Consciousness?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Oh wait

Is that supposed to be like the Moon covering the Sun?

The new samsara?

This is insane.

They’re not the same person but also kinda sorta are.

Girl,

My head hurts.

WHAT

WAIT

I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS KIND OF LORE

Okay of the seven, everyone but she was sent to Khaenri’ah 

She was instead sent to protect Irminsul

Forbidden Knowledge: A knowledge that doesn’t belong to the world fo Teyvat, and a form of “truth” that can’t be understood.

…Lumine and Aether aren’t from this world…

It came from the bottom of the Abyss… and the world is rejecting it…

Teyvat would collapse…

Bro what the fuck

“Let the world completely forget me.”

Some shit’s about to go down

CAN NAHIDA GET A FUCKING BREAK

I’m crying besties

She doesn’t remember…

But Lumine remembered

Because she is not from this world

Which means…

What the fuck

WHO WAS THAT

NAH NAH NAH 

YOU BITCH 

I FUCKEN KNEW IT

Here we go

Time to hand over some Gnoses 

WHAT

HELLO

NAHIDA

DESTROY THE GNOSIS AND AWAKEN WHO???

WHAT

THE GNOSES ARE THE SYMBOL OF THEIR CONTROL OVER TEYVAT AND ALL ITS “LAWS”

Wait why am I yelling, I knew that already lol

OH?

WELL

WAIT

FUCK

HE

HE’S FUCKING 

HE’S FUCKING XEHANORT

If you haven’t played Kingdom Hearts, you might want to get on that. 

??????????????

THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING

They did not want to go down

Damn she’s only 500 years old and even she doesn’t care about her Gnosis

GIRL

AAAAAAA

IM PUNCHING THE FUCKING AIR BITCH

YOU HAD TO FUCKING BE THERE

THE UNRECONCILED STARS EVENT

YOU HAD TO FUCKING BE THERE

Damn be sleep for days

WHAT

WE’RE BACK AT THE BEGINNING???

Okay nevermind

C6 Dendro Traveler

Oh yeah

The Eleazar was cured!

I reacted to it

But it was lost in the screaming lol

Oh he fucking sounded disgusted ask;k;lksdsakda;

“Alhaitham? A sage? Ugh”

The girls are truly fighting

DUNYARZAD

SETARIA????

Damn Cyno, don’t sound so excited to see me

DON’T Y’ALL DARE

Okay,

So this lines up with what we saw in the desert.

Nodding off…?

WELL

WELL

WELL

LOOK WHO IT IS

Oh

Girl I thought you were Scara

Where the hell is Scara

WHERE IS HE

WHERE THE HELL IS HE

…

The Greater Lord was trying not to create a paradox but

Would the Traveler be considered a paradox now, since they have this knowledge 

Damn

WAIT

Nahida when the hell did we tell you about that encounter 

The encounter with the Heavenly Principles

Okay…if this is currently it with The Balladeer

He’s in a coma

Then…how the hell did we get to him getting a Vision, in Sumeru, and it being Anemo, being seen by Venti (and other things)?

Oh…Oh she’s got a unique personality? 

YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MY BROTHER

…I guess that makes sense…since he’s been awake longer…

WHAT

WAIT

WHAT

HE BELONGS TO TEYVAT

NAH NAH NAH NAH

CELESTIA GET YO FUNKY ASS DOWN HERE

Okay wait…

Yes, the twins appeared in Khaenri’ah during its destruction 

But that was together, right? 

Unless… 

Some fucky wucky is going on 

A WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DESCENDER

Okay, external beings that don't belong to this world, okay

FOURTH?????

AND AETHER ISN’T ONE OF THEM

Oh?

The first could have been The Heavenly Principle…

Aren’t there two others who kinda sorta stand with the Heavenly Principles…

Hmmm ion head hurty

See y’all next update lol

HEAD NO LONGER HURTY

ITS THE NEXT DAY AND I REMEMBERED BITCH

THE FOUR SHADES

GIRL IM FUCKING LOSING IT

It’s Daylight Savings and I’m fucking awake.

The four shades is irrelevant I think lol

But! It was what I was thinking about.

I do think that The Primordial One was the first tho.

[acefaun]

I hate my phone's auto correction! Hi. I wanted to ask, how are you feeling now? 💕

Hand is good. 🤭 Hand is better now that hand is washed. 😋 Personally, I love your autocorrect. My thumb's still too sore to touch, so no drawing yet,but it looks like my healing time of 1 week is going to be met! 💖

And... I was working on some Lou fics like I said. For some reason people trust a virgin to give them quality smut. 🫣 I truthfully don’t know what I’m doing but… they like it I guess??

Still, I find my self getting stuck. 😞 I like what I’m writing but I got stuck on one Lou smut fic so I started a different one only to get stuck in the same place. Just before the actual smut part of the fic.

I set it up very nicely and then I just fall apart!

And then it starts getting steamy and I just stop before the actual seggies. 😵‍💫 I think I'm affection-starved. My sister-in-law went off to the Air Force with my brother so she isn't here to give me my occasional dose of head-pats and snuggly hugs. I'm having withdrawals.

🤯 I also crave softness, so I also don't think I can handle having a boyfriend, a manly boyfriend, at that. Hairy and beardy just doesn't register as softness in my head. I just unfortunately think that's actually my issue. 😩 I'm so jealous that I can't have someone affectionately touch me as softly as these gods. Not even in a sexual manner! I just want to hug someone soft so my lack of human affection is giving me a brain fart.

But I high-key think I'm some kind of lesbian becuase men aren't soft enough for me. 💀 My first kiss was with a woman and it's ruined me from men. 💀💀💀 My poor harem comprised mostly entirely of men!!! What's the point of having a harem of beautiful men if I'm attracted solely to soft women?!

I'm whining about my harem, what about the poor male who's hard core simping for my nerdy self?! He wants me to be his girl but... That poor poor wookiee of a man needs to come to terms with my lesbian soul. 🥺

That. And. I need an emotional support woman. I just wanna be gently held and gently hold a fellow member of the same sex; even if it's platonically, LETS CUDDLE. Y'all are about to see me HIGHKEY gender bend these Zodiac gods. The MINUTE I can pick up a pencil, it's over for all you bisexuals!!

So. Yeah. I'm not in physical pain. I'm having affection withdrawals. I'm in emotional distress. I have an addiction to affectionte affection, it's a problem and there's no 12 step program for people who are suffering like me. I'm in emotional pain. 🤧 Gods, give me a woman. ✨ May she be dragon, or elf, or goddess, or even human. Perhaps a shapeshifter? A woman of other race? Perhaps a woman of the opposite gender? I've heard those art soft too. Any woman you wanna throw at me. Any and/or all will do. 🙏🏻

~~~~imagine Leon being spammed with wishes like that from me and being like "stfu" 🤭

Thanks for asking! 💖 You're honestly more concerned about me than the boyfriend I mentioned. He doesn't check up on my finger every day. Then again.... He's not looking forward to gay/genderbent art like everyone else. 😝