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livstarlight · 4 months

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The funniest (most galaxy brained) thing a fanfiction can do is having Sanji start brewing feelings for Zoro but not realizing they are those kind of feelings until it hits him right in the face (Thriller Bark, always Thriller Bark) and having Ace just waltz around and be his awakening while Zoro is just there losing his goddamn mind because he has been in love from the very beginning (there can be said a lot about him but at least he's self-aware) and I eat it up every single time

#ace as sanji's bi awakening #zoro as sanji's FEELINGS awakening #needless to say ace is well aware of both parties being idiots #and just LOVES causing mayhem and watching drama unfold #there is also a bet going around the straw hats #on which one of the idiots will snap first #possibly sanji #zoro has been learning how to cope from the feelings since the start #now he's a MASTER at concealing them #the moment sanji realizes it's over #his brain will not compute #zosan #zoro x sanji #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #one piece #one piece fanfiction

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friendodo · 1 year

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how the first cat entered qing jing peak (a tale of wilful deception) ft. Yue Qingyuan taking an L to a cat

sequel to this :)

bonus:

#he's never held something cute and fluffy before his brain does not compute #don't ask me why this was made #it just turned up on my ipad one day #my art #svsss #original shen qingqiu #shen jiu #scumbag self saving system #ming fan #long post

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leqclerc · 2 days

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Also this is a crazy stat 😯😳

#formula 1 #charles leclerc #sebastian vettel #this stat just spat in my face pushed me down the stairs and called me old #my perception of time just has not been the same since like covid ngl. it's like we've been on super speed since 2020 and i hate it #but yeah the brain just. doesnt compute that they're now at 6 seasons each at ferrari. and charles still has so many left to go #i just hope he has something to show for it (wdc) at the end of the road #although i have noticed that he looks noticeably older now. not in a bad way just. i sometimes get nostalgic for like #that early ferrari charles. idk in my mind he looked so different and had this v distinct energy #and he was so... idk unpolished? prone to saying the first thing that came out of his mouth and wearing his heart on his sleeve #and publicly sulking and making googoo eyes at his teammate and laughing at a joke he didnt fully grasp and glancing away #alexa play everybody's changing by keane 😭

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thespaceyace · 2 months

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today’s doodle page ft. loid and yor

#thespaceyace #spy x family #sxf #spy x fam #sxf loid #sxf yor #loid forger #yor forger #istg I legitimately can’t figure out his hair 80% of the time #like my brain shuts off and it just doesn’t compute #it doesn’t help that he changes how he looks CONSTANTLY #maybe it’s because he’s too pretty and im too much of a simp

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spideyhexx · 4 months

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guys I am so deeply unwell

#the grays are so #they’re hot!#the second picture is my favorite #I have so many words but my brain is not computing right help!!!!!!#FUCK #OFK HES MIST SO FUCKING CUTE U CSNY TBSYS A MAN TBIS ISNT GOOD #also his hair here is absolutely perfect and a step away from a mullet and I think he’d look so good with one #kit talks

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tomatoart · 1 year

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the raw guy

#vinny vinesauce #vinesauce fanart #vinesauce #what if i told u i was very embarrassed to post this #rlly badly done low effort sketch studies of him bc fun fact my computer deleted the og file the other day so i just. redrew it all wihtout #caring too much the second time around BUT I WANTED TO DRAW HIM it was sooo fun still ddont know how to draw him too well but ill see.#need to watch more of his streams sorry guys im from jerma nation but i like red vox so thats why im crossing territory #queue are lovely #i added to ita flags bc its funny and also i am so used to putting a flag SOMEWHERE . my brain

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stagefoureddiediaz · 5 months

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Something something about bachelor party buck and Eddie and alcohol lowering inhibitions and therefore allowing them to display the closeness they can’t normally display with one another

Something something about Eddie saying g ‘this changes nothing between us’ only for us to then be shown them behaving very different when inhibitions are not inhibiting - when the truth of how things are changed/changing between them is allowed to exist for a period of time

#I’m not making sense #my brain is still trying to compute #but something about the idea of bachelor party Eddie existing free of his catholic guilt #and therefore free to be far more affectionate with buck #and something about bachelor party buck being able to ‘recognise’ his feelings for Eddie and sort of embrace them #something about it being a funhouse mirror of reality #idk what I’m saying #gonna come clack type it in the morning #911 spoilers #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #911 abc

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penofwildfire · 6 months

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When did we make Zane a tech guy. Seriously. When did we decide Zane in particular would be good at tech. That's so stupid. We've got too many goddamn tech people in this show. Obviously everyone on the team has some degree of tech knowledge considering how often they might have to repair something in their line of work, but labeling Zane as one of "the tech guys" has never sat right with me. Let Jay, Nya and Pixal do their thing. And Sora.

#Zane should be almost useless when it comes to tech other than his own brain #and even then he couldn't do repairs on himself #he can just do things like download data and fuck with his voice and repress his memories #which is like. basic computer knowledge anyone could have.#in a sense. you get what I mean.#it makes complete sense for him to lose that one challenge in the Zane-a-like competition #ninjago #dragons rising #zane #zane julien

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maretriarch · 6 months

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Just in time for 4/13 here's the second line of my r63 dolls, this time CREEPover themed with bonus accessories! in an ideal world they would come in adorable recuperacoon shaped packaging. and probably a sopor slime making kit because kids love slime. which one are YOU picking up from your local Goreget today?

#my art #homestuck #tavros nitram #sollux captor #gamzee makara #karkat vantas #equius zahhak #eridan ampora #sorry this took literally over a year to draw i was extremely ill with a brain parasite #i would do a lot differently now but dhdhdhdhshs whatever #a deluxe set would have like sollux with a bunk bed type recuperacoon or maybe an eridan lagoona hydration station type thing #or tiny lusus pets i almost did that for eq a tiny knee height sized aurthour carrying like milk and cookies on a platter on his back #other playsets would include a giant bee hive mainframe/90s clunky home computer desk for sollux a very fancy bathtub playset gamzee would #have a little kitchen set that made sopor pie like those diy chapstick playsets #also the packaging i was picturing it would be like flap style like those halloween rainbow high ones but with a little green tinted window #where the recuperacoon holes are so you can see the doll through it #a teeny polished marble style weight lifting set for equius would also be really good....maybe half marble half like the decrepit robotic #aesthetic he has going on #peep the little details but also not too much. mostly please laugh at karkats pajamas ive been laughing at them for a year also the pizza #was supposed to be an angry karkat face

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hipwell · 5 months

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why does echo’s scomp keep getting stuck and why does it feel like foreshadowing

#maybe it’s because he took off his little brain computer thing #the bad batch #tbb #the bad batch spoilers #tbb echo

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thenewtitans60page22 · 2 years

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Something something inheritances

Jason, half dead with the league, still flipping the way Dick taught him

Tim throwing punches the way he learned watching Jason on shaky phone footage he obsessively watched as a kid

Damian smiling Dick’s robin smile, having learned it at Dicks side

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #I have lots of thoughts #they’re brothers and they all hold the same legacy #even if none of them grew up together they still picked things up #Tim would sit in his dads home office at a big box computer and spend hours searching for Batman and Robin footage #Jason learned part of his fighting style from dick and no matter how brain dead or angry he was he’d still have that muscle memory #honestly Jason still visibly showing traits of Dick and Bruce while he was most angry with them gets me #also Jason avoiding everyone but still running into Tim and seeing Robin traits from both Dick and himself #anyways there’s a Robin ‘you’re dying in my arms but I don’t want you to know that’ smile they use on civilians that they all share #my post

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soriastrider · 9 months

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yeah

#dirk strider #hal strider #lil hal #homestuck #was talking about hal again yesterday...#fucked up little computer guy (affectionate)#thinking about that post that's like #dirk (13) about to scan his brain into a computer: this is such a great idea I’m so smart #dirk (13) waking up inside a computer: oh fuck no

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leclercskiesahead · 2 months

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Bro froze lmao

#his brain said cannot compute lol #no wonder he spoke in gibberish French after #le brain was still rebooting #carlos sainz jr #scuderia ferrari #f1 #spa 2024

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hem0phixx · 8 months

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A little redraw from that one sfm of The Winglet :3

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 soldier #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 soldier #HELLO I FOUND MY WACOM PEN THEN MY COMPUTER BROKE BUT I CAN NOW POST THIS #i love soldier so much look at that face #he knows nothing there's static on his brain 25/8 #red sea art

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dawnthefluffyduck · 3 months

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Crazy issues that come up when a character is written a little too well

#yay story time comic nobody asked for #funnily enough i will NEVER play undertale on the computer because of this #my first exposure to undertale was jacksepticeye and i am glad i didn't opt to play the game myself at the time #flowey closing the game and then the broken start up cutscene was bad enough just WATCHING it #and i STILL have to watch that chara thing at the end with a far distance from my screen and the volume down #not because of the scary face but because of the violin noise that sounds like its a repeating tone rather than a loop #and then of course the window hopping around #am also very glad i was spoiled about the spamton mercy win before i tried it myself #am slightly worried about future deltarune chapters but at least now i'm anticipating it #anyway remember when i tagged that one post ''i'm scared of computers and it's a monkey's fault''#now you know :3 #i really wanted this done on thursday #and apparently dawn's brain says friday doesn't happen until after i fall asleep #so now i am awake and it is 4:30 and i hear birds chirping so nighty night #((or good morning))#yay comic :D i was right this did help a lot with getting some program familiarity #it's not the greatest paneling in the world but it's good for now #idk if i should really tag him or not #but uh #spamton #deltarune #spamton enjoyers i am so sorry #i am terrified of him only because he does his job in the story very well

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frobby · 2 months

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I think it would be really funny if rin was the more helpful one around his house. Like u would think rin would be the disrespectful one who always bails on housework or mass but its actually yukio who would always have an excuse not to go or forget about chores to the point that rin just does them instinctively now

#this post lagged my phone so bad i had to save it as a draft and switch it to my computer #god is trying to stop me from spreading my 'yukio is an atheist' ideals #anyway this extends to when they live together and when they are adults to the point that rin comes over and does all the chores for yukio #cuz this created an oroboros since rin always did them as a kid now yukio doesnt have them in his brain #he tries his best tho he would neveradmit (at least in highschool) that hes kind of a boyfailure at housework #rin is a homemaker this is my truth #rin is like kinda resentful but not enough to act on it and its so deep down he doesnt even realize its there #like yeah its kinda fucked up that he would ask yukio for help setting things up for mass or doing the laundry but yukio has a busy scedule #and hes wayy smarter than rin so obviously he shouldnt waste his time on stuff like that but rin would never voice those in a negative way #rin doesnt hate helping his brother tho if yukio asked him to come over and clean his house everyday forever he would probably do it #its just the principal of yukio being a perfect angel and rin not getting any credit cuz hes doing 'thankless jobs'#and yukio kinda feels bad even tho he really did have things to do he just couldnt tell rin cuz it was exorcist work #im just writing fanfiction now #accept my okumura twin fanfiction headcanons #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #yukio okumura #rin okumura #'blue exorcist' 'ao no exorcist' yukio okumura' 'rin okumura' are my most used tags on tumblr #am i in your hearts yet blue exorcist tumbr?🥺

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