Mafia Soukoku headcanons: Dazai has the fluffiest hair in the entire world. Chuuya, wanting to make his hair fluffy, steals Dazai's hair products (literally the cheapest shampoo for sale) and uses litres of that shit for good hair (poor Chuu-Chuu).
When Dazai found out, he used the situation to his advantage.
Dazai, getting out of the shower: It's your turn!
Chuuya: *goes into the shower and pumps a handful of shampoo*
Chuuya: *Rubs the shampoo into his head*
Dazai: ...
Chuuya from the bathroom: WHY DID MY HAIR TURN BLUE-
An empty bottle of hair dye was later found in the trashcan.
No, but this mf has perfect, shampoo ad level, luscious fluffy hair. It's fluffier than souffle pancake batter for what 😭
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*washes tomura’s hair in the meta liberation army arc the moment machia begins his three hour nap*
he loves having his hair played with, and despite his blood fizzing with adrenaline + lungs burning with exhilaration, the thrill fades to a dull, dim tingle the moment your fingers sink into those silvery-blue tufts, his ruby eyes slipping shut as fingertips massage gentle circles into his scalp and scrub sweat and dirt and grime from his roots.
he never stumbles into full unconsciousness, that tingle now nothing more than a gentle kindling slumbering but smoldering deep behind his ribs, laying in wait to catch fire again, to be reignited by the spark of danger or aroused by the enticement of victory, the flame subdued but still alive, keeping him in a constant state of semi-alert.
but the reprieve your touch offers is enough to reinvigorate him some, to restore an adequate amount of energy to him so that he can fight again, and fight well, until his next pocket of rest is reached and he staggers over to you, usually fluffy strands stringy and matted with salt, scraggily stuck to his neck and cheeks and temples, and flops his head down in your lap with a heavy sigh, a nonverbal demand to do it all over again <3
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Bruce, you're hot, but you do get some bad angles hun
Below just reminds me of that Fraudrin guy from Seven Deadly Sins
THIS IS ACTUALLY PRETTY CUTE THO
HE LOOKS SO CONFUSED. LIKE HIS ONLY THOUGHT IS "I can have toast for breakfast" OR ABOUT BANANAS OR SOMETHIN.
(Bruce AFO is right behind you-)
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ok im going to bed maybe ill write 30 paragraphs about babies tmr or sth to get it out of my system
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