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maegalkarven · 11 months

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Nemo was that kind of the leader who acted overly familiar with his subordinates. He knew them all by name, knew their habits and quirks. Helped two of his men move homes and lay low after they got under suspicion of the Flaming Fists. Took several starving orphans off the streets and made them into the unholy assasins.

His subordinates could approach him, talk to him, touch him. For him the cult of Bhaal was a family and he made it feel that way for many initiates to come.

He made it feel like a special club with people who are better than everyone else, where people ascended over the "normal" understanding of things, became better beings.

Is it a crime for a wolf to eat a sheep, for a man to crush a rat under his feet? Is it a crime to get rid of the vermins populating YOUR city? No, it's only the right thing to do; this is not only accepted, but expected.

He accidentially lowered the level of religious worship of the entire cult and made it more self-sustained. Of course all of them were doing it in Bhaal's name, for Bhaal, by the Bhaal's will. But holy assasins rarely hear Bhaal the way bhaalspawn does, so they heavily relied on what their leader, the Prodigal Bhaalspawn, told them.

They trusted him, they followed him.

And one day he disappeared and Orin climbed the ladder.

#dark urge spoilers #durge #dark urge #dark urge: nemo #it's easy to say half of the cult WILL betray Orin on the spot the moment they see Nemo #not only Orin is acting weird (more weird than usual) bc she's mind-controlled by the Netherbrain #but also her type of leadership really clashes with how unholy assasins were treated before #they want their previous boss back #nemo comes back with a lie what bhaal has forsaken them #what they've left alone #what all gods do is use them and then toss them aside #and these damned fools oh boy #they believe him #the one who don't still follow him because he's obviously Bhaal's choice not that pretender orin #some stay with Orin but most of the cult moves to betray her the moment Nemo gives a silent nod #Nemo never has to actually fight his sister #his assasins do it for him #his perfect little murderers #father dearest still kills him ofc #and jergal plays his role

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stainedglass-sketchbook · 5 months

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CHILDREN OF BHAAL

I adore the vibe of redeemed durge your sister killed your mind and took your place - it was the greatest gift she ever gave you

#orin the red #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 orin #the dark urge #cant stop thinking about orin #myart #durge vaye #still deciding what kind of c section scar to give vaye #went with a vertical scar for this one #the lore for vaye is that he got pretty far into his life as baahls chosen as far as milestones are concerned #became unholy assassin almost finished those plans to take over the world had a kid for sacrifice/back up bhaalspawn purposes ect #& was daddy's perfect little murder baby <3 until the lobotomy ofc #then only with memory loss was there was enough distance for him to actually face how fucked the whole situation #btw Orin did Vaye's top surgery c-section and lobotomy <3 #thats his whole medical team right there #when you wake up with no memory all you have is your body for evidence so i really leaned into that for vaye's scars #I gave him vash the stampede level scars lol #he wakes up knows 4 things: that hes been through metaphorical hell and survived that someone did a choppy job on his top surgery #that at one point he decided face + eye tattoos would be his thing and that hes had a child #Im debating whether or not Orin would outright kill the kid or if shed keep the kid around until theyre old enough to face her in a duel #Leaning towards the second #that means while vaye is wondering around faerun that kid is having arts and crafts time with auntie orin! (oh no oh no oh no)

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rottengurlz · 1 year

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lover, don't touch me // leave, i am a danger to you // but ooh, i hunger for you

#this is leona's vampire lover audra #i guess you could say the first time they met was when audra nearly killed her in a blood lust because she hadnt fed in so long #idk how to describe it well but audra suddenly stopped devouring her when leona looked at her with no fear in her eyes #but looked at audra like she was something to worship #she whispered that audra was so beautiful even as her own blood was splattered between them and staining her lips #leona had never seen someone or something so perfect and powerful #power that she wanted and knew exactly how to get when audra whimpered over the slightest bit of praise #i never talk about them but i am CONSTANTLY thinking about them <3 #some fun little facts is leona killed her husband in cold blood because he was pitiful and boring #she married the first person to show any interest in her just to get away from her family #he would have been a perfectly good husband for anyone else #but the best part of their marriage was when she stabbed him in the stomach 47 times and felt his blood splatter against her skin #for audra OBVIOUSLY had to make another oc who would do anything to be loved even if it means destroying herself #audra was turned very suddenly and without any guidance #she murdered her lover without even realizing it she opened her eyes to find them splattered across every surface of the room #because of that shes done everything she can to protect herself from others even if it means starving herself of blood #until she goes into a frenzy #leona is the first person she has ever willingly fed off of #idk if willingly is the right word since leona practically begs her to do it #i really want to remake leona now.........#i like how leona looks but i want her to match audra better #mysims #the sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 screenshots #sims 4 cas #ts4 cas #sims 4 edit #ts4

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sephirthoughts · 4 months

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just so you guys know, when you are mean to my son sephiroth, this is who you are being mean to

#STOP PICKING ON HIM CAUSE OF A FEW LITTLE MASS MURDERS HE GETS LOW BLOOD SUGAR CRANKIES #sephiroth #miniroth #ff7 #ff7 ever crisis #my perfect innocent baby boy #who has done nothing wrong ever in his life #final fantasy 7

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stromuprisahat · 1 year

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AU where Alina agrees to co-operate with Aleksander, but decides to annoy the hell out of him with use of any knowledge she manages to gain about him. Starting with switching all the sugar in Little Palace for salt.

#Grishaverse #Shadow and Bone #Alina Starkov #The Darkling #Darklina #What if/AU/...#V #You think you know suffering?#Try dealing with minor inconveniences caused by your one and only 'true equal'.#Alina's far from perfect #and her inability to deal with this pathetic little meow meow in a way that doesn't involve escape or his murder is beyond disappointing.

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the-eclectic-wonderer · 3 days

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I’m giving Charles a medal. That was thee worst Portuguese I’ve ever heard. Takes some talent.

#making jokes to distract myself from the pAIN — SAZZ WAS BUILDING A TRAMPOLINE PARK OHHHHH GOOOOD #CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UPPP #WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I WILL GET YOU #i am like. 65% sure the relationship she was talking about was the one with jan #idk Charles is not perfect but I can’t see Sazz talking about him like that #maybe it’s just me #Oliver with his tablet I’m. it’s like a little Linus blanket I just can’t #‘because I always fail’ OLIVER 😭😭😭#and honestly the westies are the sanest people around. I’d do anything for 200 dollar rent in the arconia are you kidding #good on professor dudenoff for being a champ! hope he’s enjoying his retirement!#and that ending… I have a feeling we’re going to get some important info next week #as things stand I have no idea who the murderer could be tbh #(yeah yeah ben’s body double. what do you want me to say. i laughed.)#omitb #omitb spoilers #omitb s4

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frozenartscapes · 8 months

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I would love a scene in Spy x Family, post-reveal, where Anya gets kidnapped/is in danger and all the highly dangerous adults she's met and endeared herself to all team up to save her in a high-intensity, super satisfying series of fights all set to No Sleep 'til Brooklyn by the Beastie Boys

#highly unlikely i know - at least the beastie boys part is anyway #and i'm not just talking loid yor and yuri #bond's obviously there too #handler very clearly has a soft spot for her #hell i wouldn't be surprised if even fiona/nightfall comes around after she simmers down a little on her twilight crush #franky perfects his super suit just in time #hell as unlikely as it is maybe even the shopkeeper or mcmahon #obviously this would be like...a finale scene #something that only comes after relationships with these characters are all well-established #but just imagine it: outside some sketchy laboratory some guard just looks through the front gate and quits on the spot #and his coworkers are all confused until they see who's walking slowly toward the gate #culminating with anya being rescued by her weird and wonderful murder family #spy x family

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ratatatastic · 2 months

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its finally luosty turns last but not least eh? his topic? cranky sasha 🤣🤣🤣 (whoever came up with these topics wanted to get sasha riled up oh my goddddd)

ofc the way he chooses to show off cranky sasha is through his spartan hockey huh and OF FUCKING COURSE he gets lundy to come up and help him because who else but lundy does sasha crack the good ole whip for IM DYING

he also makes sure to mime in the goal posts too so everyones on the same page that this is of course about hockey because this has turned into an improv exercise mama hes a star hes a THEATRE kid

luosty is very good at mimicing cranky sasha must have lots of time watching him get fussy with lundy huh i can imagine the only directions given to lundy here was act like yourself and somehow that makes this funnier

they absolutely both think luosty is the funniest fucker alive OH MY GOD HE GOT LUNDY TO SMILE (WHICH ISNT MUCH OF AN ACCOMPLISHMENT HES SO SMITTEN WITH HIM) BUT HE GOT MIKKSY TO GIVE A GOOD TOOTHY GRIN TOO LUOSTY WHAT POWERS DO YOU HAVE 😭😭😭😭

he has this whole couch bewitched by his antics oh my fucking god... kicking the bench...throwing the water bottle...cranky sasha indeed

THE WAGGING FINGER AT LUNDY hey man whyd you move your hand to your crotch did that incite any revelations in you do you need to cover something that had unfortunate timing huh do you understand why mikksy cant stand them do you understand now

on another episode of i genuinely dont think anyone else could do this and get sasha this giggly in the midst of it of making fun of him luosty has really charmed them all

Sasha Cup Party | 7.31.24 (x)

#eetu luostarinen #anton lundell #aleksander barkov #niko mikkola #florida panthers #luosty could absolutely get away with murder and the finns would be like noooo you didnt do it not youuuuu #he has the charm of a siren WHAT IS THIS #apparently boyish does work on sasha and all is forgiven if you have it #while i think the humour runs a little dry and sharp in the finn group which means sometimes someones gets a little bristled in the process #luosty has such joyous slapstick comedy that its impossible to feel offended even if he is teasing you #hes like a rodeo clown to me #like sometimes mikksy and sasha go a little hard while lundy runs a little sensitive and luosty is the perfect bridge between all that #does that make sense? am i making sense right now?#like luosty can end up making everyone laugh #like in the NHLWAP series while luosty made a jab at mikksys goal production it wasnt in a way that felt malicious in any wY #mikksy has tough skin but even then hes aware hes a defensive minded dman whos priority is not scoring so when luosty says “when you score #less goals than mikksy THEN you worry“ (in regards to his personal lack of production in the 2324 season) hes diverting the attention in #a comedic way while also kinda pointing out how ridiculous the notion is like yeah he hasnt had the same production like the previous seaso #but thats nothing to worry about personally. mikksy also giggles and goes “why am i suddenly being attacked?”#its just such a perfect way to jump to the next topic where no ones feathers are ruffled and everyone wins #i didnt like the q either and i wouldve answered a lot more snarkier but luosty does it with such grace and humor its really admirable #sorry this turned into a luosty splurge but i just think its important to point out #there IS a reason why he charms people so much and i feel like this and the prev thing i said is a good few reasons why

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jonny-b-meowborn · 1 year

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look I am fully aware that I'm the weird guy here for being into whatever Jarod has going on but honestly I sometimes wonder. Did the developers do it on purpose. Did they know that they're making him kinda. Y'know. Like I'm sorry for being a lil freak but some of his lines are just like. It feels like they knew what they were doing

#i just almost died in that scene where you give him a ride #never happened to me before i alway managed to keep him calm #but like. when the anger meter is full and hes about to kill you hes like 'say 'i want to die'. go on say it'#and i mean???? thats some freak shit #not to mention when he pulls out the gun hes like 'i had a bad day and need some cheering up. so thats what youre gonna do. cheer me up'#like im sorry but it cant be just me #hes just the perfect wet little meow meow. hes literally standing in the rain in that scene waiting for someone to help him #idk man im sure there's a lot of other people in the fandom who are into the 'creepy murderer' trope #but i genuinely wonder if that was at least a lil bit intentional #anyway i survived that encounter #at the end there was one of those lil dice rolls and i succeeded that so he let me live #and gave me a ride. every single time i get that scene i accept his offer to give me a ride #its honestly insane that its even an option. even after you lose that event and almost die the game still allows you to stay with him #anyway gonna continue playing #road 96 #jarod road 96 #bee buzz

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ladykailolu · 9 months

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Do you think that...for the rest of Klavier's life, he's haunted by the image of his brother? The Gavin brothers resemble each other very much in the face, so every time Klavier looks in the mirror, he can see Kristoph looking right back at him (without his glasses)

#klavier gavin #kristoph #the gavin brothers #ace attorney #I feel like Klavi has some mixed feelings about Krissy #obvs he condemns Krissy for murdering people because of *checks notes* a bruised pride #but!!! Krissy is also his older brother at the end of the day and it's my headcanon that Krissy did a lot of tough and terrible things to #get ahead in life and provide the foundation for a cushiony life for his little brother #it's through Krissy's deeds that Klavi could build his career as a music artist #and maybe also Klavi looked up to his brother and could turn the other way when Krissy did the evil?#for a time of course. Klavi probably didn't say anything because he also feared Krissy as much as he loved him #but when enough became enough Klavi went 'Im not gonna stand by and watch my brother do this anymore when so many innocents are suffering #for nothing'#then he turned on Krissy unafraid of the consequences #these two!!!!!! I wish we had more of their backstory #like they were orphans and didn't have family so Krissy played the part of the parent and looked out for Klavi #but this came off as controlling #Krissy emphasized appearances above all else which meant he had a very narrow part to play with no room for errors #so everything he did had to be perfect on the nose! this meant he had to have perfect control over everything #even his own brother. and eventually this controlling habit got out of hand and Krissy truly became 'the devil'#and Klavi didn't know what else to do but go along with it because he trusted and loved his brother. until enough was enough and Klavi #couldn't live with the guilt of knowing everything that went on #welp! Time for fanfiction!!!!

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salty-kira · 8 months

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Some more of Eros!! This little Urge knows of no time before Bhaal— he was born and raised within the cult. When both nature and nurture declare you a killer— well, how can you become anything but?

#middle scenes r like baby’s first time leading a sacrifice and prayer. little rockstar!!#eros: moral dilemmas? is that a type of food?#bg3 dark urge #bg3 #he goes door to door to make a widdle sad face get taken in and then murdering all occupants. worst door to door salesman EVER #a little guy that has never known his dad’s ire bc he was in fact the perfect little killing machine— coughs I mean son #kirart

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twinvictim · 9 months

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@dancehallcrasher tagged me for 9 movies I first watched this year! I actually watched more movies than usual and loved all of these ones specifically I hope I get to watch more <3

#crimson tomes #literally all of these movies own if you havent seen any of them id reccomend them dor sure #im sure. most people have seen fight club LOL but i hadnt very good indeed #ofc a lynch trifecta if you havent seen much of his stuff try blue velvet first im obsessed with it #followed by mulholland dr and lost highway. i still need to see inland empire and i might watch the dune movie or wild at heart too just cus #requeim!!! man...i <3 you forever the only thing is jared leto and they shouldve kept harry and his mom jewish #the eyes of my mother is so eerie and sad not much straight up horror this year but this one....yeah #memento was so good too i love murder msyteries and goinf back like oh fuck i get it now #brick was fun :) kind of a silly little movie i like how everyone talked in it #waking life is so interesting def falls into expeimentsl artsy shit but its gorgeous and so facinating its all animated! crazy shit #anyway yaay anyone can do this also i dont know many people who watxhed movies but i <3 tou movies #next ones we gotta see are inland empire perfect blue crash dead ringers n i personally wanna see event horizon and videodrome among others

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mariocki · 1 day

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New Scotland Yard: Perfect in Every Way (1.9, LWT, 1972)

"You come here and you tell me my... dear man is dead. Your friend is dead, a good man - a good man, that's what they always tell me - you come here and you say he's dead, and, and 'Who did it? Oh, we must find out who did it, we're all good policemen!'... You're ruthless. Like he was."

"You don't mean that."

"Oh, he was a good man, wasn't he? Well, that's just what he wasn't. He was never allowed to be, he was a policeman! A perfect officer of the law, morning, afternoon, evening and night. Sometimes he wouldn't speak to me for weeks, we - we lived a terrible, terrible life."

#new scotland yard #perfect in every way #1972 #classic tv #lwt #paul annett #stuart douglass #john woodvine #john carlisle #barry warren #claire warren #crispin gillbard #sally home #patricia lawrence #anthony bailey #sara clee #ivan beavis #dennis chinnery #margaret anderson #brian grellis #colin rix #keith anderson #an uneven but intermittently very strong episode. the murder of a retired colleague (and in particular the angry outburst of his widow)#causes Woodvine to reevaluate his homelife; for the first time we meet Mrs Kingdom‚ the wife he's evidently been separated from for some #time. those scenes and the scenes involving the widow are very good‚ dense intelligent scripting. Carlisle continues to be an odd fish #his character is just so... unlikeable frankly. he's deeply sarcastic and outright hostile to Kingdom here‚ and whilst Woodvine has been #allowed over the series to gradually breathe some humanity into his lead‚ Carlisle's character remains a cold‚ hard bastard #the final act lets this down just a little‚ an overly on the nose and vaguely patronising examination of a disturbed mind which ends with #Kingdom sermonizing on how 'killing is never clever' and sounding weirdly like a high school assembly. but elsewhere this is smartly #written and unafraid of interrogating the often ugly nature of a police officer's private life

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emiko-matsui · 2 years

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mice and murder is a great season with a great cast and some of my favourite moments of all time! raph as the vicar is something I will cherish in my heart as long as i live and sam time is money here's both reich still keeps me up but i just know that it would've been one of the strongest seasons of all time if it'd been a main cast season

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anistarrose · 9 months

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inverted murder mystery: "who the fuck killed my archnemesis? i need to thank them personally"

#spoilers + meta for my own fic (a monster might begin to worry) in the tags below bc i just reread it and cried but #if magnus was less depressed and more assured of his own worthiness of being stood up for and protected #then ammbtw would have almost immediately turned into this #instead it doesn't really become this until the final chapter - where magnus finally believes that protecting him was the right thing #before that - when he did have the capacity to “solve” the case; and obviously even *did* solve it with some help -#he was so torn up over motive. over *why* someone would've intervened. and because mags thought so poorly of himself -#he wasn't convinced that killing kalen *was* a heroic act. because sure; magnus felt that kalen deserved it #but he also felt that *he* was getting off easy. that he wasn't having to atone for *his* perceived failures #in that last chapter though. in that last chapter. just when he's lost the ability to remember or comprehend the answer #which is the *same* time he finally claws his way up into good enough mental health to believe that he deserves nice things #*that's* when he finally wants to do my little shitpost above. to give the murderer a truly heartfelt thank you #and the irony is that the killer is right under his nose... and magnus doesn't know; and can never ever know #but instead of being a dark ending a la “the murderer committed the perfect crime and got away; where will they strike next?”#it's a “magnus is safe and loved and supported” ending :) even if he still doesn't know the lengths his family's gone to for him #because he's getting to a place where he can be happy without knowing all the answers :)#a monster might begin to worry

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crystal-jack-asripines · 1 year

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I feel bad for BBH cuz he tries so hard to stay in-character and doesn’t say stuff like “oh don’t worry that Dapper showed up in Richarlyson’s secret base we just found after Cellbit was kidnapped by Osito Bimbo after it probably destroyed the waypoints to teleport in/out, he’s an admin who can teleport and take the form of our kids :)”

Cuz Forever is talking to Cellbit about his suspicions after BBH came off super sus with his explanations, meanwhile BBH is being wholesome in the school with their eggs teaching each other different words in different languages LOL

#bbh wouldn’t hurt a fly he’d just steal your furniture and repay you in gold blocks. please forgive him for being sus he’s trying his best 😭#man just likes chairs and a little bit of trolling for wholesome purposes I swear 😭😭😭#QSMP #badboyhalo #dapper #richarlyson #richarlyson qsmp #dapper qsmp #forever mcyt #qsmp osito bimbo #(I still support the murder bear btw. it’s working customer service for these unhappy tourists it’s trying its best)#(of course the island is perfect haha PLEASE SAY ITS PERFECT MY BOSS IS LISTENING)

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