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lagerloutfic · 4 months

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🙏🙏🙏

#Connor McDavid #McJesus #hear our pleas #hockey gods #oilers lb

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any-apples · 6 months

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guys this is so backwards. the whole east (pens, red wings, caps, isles, flyers) are like trying to crawl away from the playoffs. like. the flyers lose to montreal, then chicago, then the isles, then buffalo AND THEY'RE STILL IN A PLAYOFF SPOT because the caps don't want it and the red wings don't want it. the pens haven't played like they actually want it. and the flyers sure as fuck haven't played like they want it.

all of these teams are running away from these spots. like full on sprinting. and the hockey gods just pick them up by the backs of their shirts and drop them right back into the spot and laugh at them and their suffering.

fate is gonna drag us in kicking and screaming. wild shit.

#flyers lb #the turtle derby continues #which unfortunate team will make the playoffs??#stay tuned #flyers #philadelphia flyers #eastern conference wildcard race #making me want to die!#hockey gods are cursing these teams to endless hope and suffering #hockey gods

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national-hockey-gay · 2 years

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—andrea gibson

#what is a king to a god? what is a god to a nonbeliever?#-> lmao sorry i can’t take myself seriously #nhl #hockey #sidney crosby #pittsburg penguins #pittsburgh penguins #pens lb #my edits #hockey gods

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froggiej · 1 year

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Dear hockey gods 🙏

This hockey world is hard enough without Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews playing together. Please fix it.

KThxBye

#lol #hockey gods #hockey god prayers #patrick kane #jonathan toews

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ahonice · 7 months

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i absolutely love justus so i’m praying for a shutout for him

#PLEASE #HOCKEY GODS #avs lb #ahonice speaks

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unsweetenedlettucewrap · 10 months

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smth smth the myth of ferrari is like the hockey gods, if you get it you get it

#swaggy if youre reading this this is your fault (affectionate)#smth smth must be believed because theres no choice. you must believe #its a dream and its a curse and its everything #hockey gods dont smite me please #ferrari #hockey gods #k.txt

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christadeguchi · 3 days

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this is porn. to me.

bonus: okay you guys get it

#good GOD #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #hockey #long post #don't look at me....

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obsob · 9 months

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once more around the sun!! :3

#mine #cats #happy new year!!! a little late but alas #i didnt like th colours here but now i love them hehehehehheheh #i hope everyone had a good holidays life development for me is i now like ice hockey #in my sports fan era...these greasy sweaty bloody white men...intrigue me #also i got a new diary!! im using th hobonichi cousin in kinda alarmed by it ngl a5 is a lot of space to fill #i tried the hobonichi techo a couple years ago n found it a rlly weird size 2 work in but now.........big page scawwy #im trying not 2 b too insane about it . like relax who cares #if i do cute spreads i will share them :3 #also in th same vein im not setting a book goal this year !! tbh i surpassed my goal last year by a lot and wasnt stressed about it at All #but i get so guilty about not reading sometimes like girl . guilty to who? god? are we catholic now? get a grip #anyway anway im going to toot on my flute and then eat my weight in mac n cheese #love how i had to get a new cork in my flute bc i didnt play for like 10 months n th guy was like play regularly! n i was like yeh will do!#and then did not do that #alas...time escapes me

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jerswayman · 5 months

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stop giving jeremy swayman puppies!! the world is not equipped to handle the fallout!!! the damage is immeasurable!!

#jeremy swayman #boston bruins #bruins #j made a thing #nhledit #hockeyedit #nhl #hockey #behind the b #giving him puppies is starting to feel really rather criminal actually #gifset series: jeremy swayman brainrot #god help us all #arth fach🐻

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batwynn · 10 months

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Fondly remembering that time in the early 2000s when my mother and I stumbled on a (illegal) Christian Movie website that edited out anything ‘not Christian’ out of all your faves by cutting out entire scenes and bleeping curse words, and that special moment when we saw ‘H*llboy’s’ runtime being under 20 minutes and absolutely lost it.

#hays code #doing god’s work #movies #Hellboy #Heckboy #H E double hockey sticks boy

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nottodayjustin · 6 months

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April 8th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

#hockey twitter #nhl #nhl hockey #hockey #sluttiest nhl player #tyler seguin #dallas stars #he’s the sluttiest one and its not even up for debate #god bless him 🫡

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tojisun · 4 months

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watching playoffs with hockey player simon and he just goes, “wrong move.” and he won’t even expound on it when you ask him what he means, not because he’s an ass but because he genuinely can’t explain it properly, his words failing him now. he’d just point at the previous play and grunt, his hand moving about like he doesn’t even know why it’s wrong, just that it is, and it’s then you get another glimpse of why he’s known as a goddamn genius.

it makes you more in awe of him :((

#dude i wrote this a while ago before the edm vs. van game and oh my god #its more appropriate now 😭😭😭😭#hockey au #simon ghost riley #suns

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atwhughesversion · 22 days

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“Huggy Bear.”

“Why?”

“‘Cause he’s cute. Just like, you wanna cuddle him.”

#god i miss them #☹️☹️☹️#demmer come back to us #you too quinn #thatcher demko #quinn hughes #hockey #canucks #nhl #vancouver canucks

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tkachukisms · 5 months

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read the last one as: nylander > marner > matthews. she's scruffed but i refuse to leave it out as it makes me cry every time i think about it. anywho | read the other fucked up newspaper editions i've created