#homestuck beta kid kin

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

fashion for : john/june egbert in an neutral style with 80s/90s aesthetics and themes of pre-game life

button down | hat | socks | shirt necklace | shoes | clear skirt* | shorts *please note that the listing does contain images of these on a model- nothing explicit is shown, but i figure a warning is worthwhile as the model is only wearing underwear underneath and i don't want this to startle you! i'm including them with the intent to be worn over the shorts (a bit like penny from pkmn scarvio)!!!

[solarzkinhelp]

Lesbian and Nonbinary Rose lalonde icons!!

Requests are open

[paradoxkinspace]

fashunboard for a jade strider w/ more masc/andro clothes n stuff for hot weather

puffy star pendant / half bleached sweats / indra earrings

skull back cut out tank / star-studded wrist cuffs / rhcp band tee

🃏

[therealmaquaroonie]

Happy 4 year anniversary to the shittiest fuckass Homestuck cake ever created (circa 2020, colorized)

There was the usual house logo but it looked like shit so I covered it with sprinkles of the colors of the beta kids and some skulls and bones to represent. The amount of death in homestuck

Also Happy Birthday to John Egbert, my first ever fully realized kin!!!!!!!!

[whatwhywhowherewhen]

Homestuck No Game AU: Canon-Imitation Universe: Stridlondes

This is both a comprehensive backstory to potential fics and the barebones of two aus, Stridlonde focused because they fit the style of fan content I like

Harleyberts and all here

I got everyone from both timelines in! I think! I also made charts!

The Guardian versions of the kids are in black bubbles, and everyone else is in gray bubbles. The horizontal lines each mark a year and the higher up the person is the earlier they were born. The numbers are the age differences between characters

Alpha Dave And Alpha Rose treat each other like siblings but are not biologically related. Their childhoods are as ambiguous here as in the web novel

Alpha Dave has a fling with someone and a baby (Beta Dirk) is dropped on his doorstep 9 months later. He is not prepared for parenthood. Raises him as best he can but does not properly guide him nor create a child-friendly environment. Generally immature parenting style with a bit of too little too late on the side. Maybe some conflicting needed accommodations and a mutual lack of understanding. He and Beta Dirk have a blow-up fight when Beta Dirk is around 17-19 and cut contact.

Beta Dirk moves in with his bad-influence acquaintance, Lil Cal, who might be Caliborn. He's basically living the same lifestyle we see in canon but with additional social-influenced self-destruction behaviors

Alpha Dave has another fling, possibly with the same person because it's funny that way, and gets another baby (Alpha Dirk) dropped on his doorstep. This time he actually reads the parenting books and is fully wanting to raise the heck out of this kid, including a binder/computer drive full of notes for things to do/say at different life stages

At the same time, Alpha Rose is in a long-term lesbian relationship and they decide to have a kid (Alpha Roxy). The method is up to interpretation

About 2.25 years after the Alpha Stridlondes are born, Beta Dirk and Alpha Rose's younger sister (Beta Roxy) have the most unfortunate one-night stand between a probably gay man and his female close family friend ever known. It was so awful and morally awkward they decide to split up the resulting twins by gender and pretend the other parent doesn't exist. Canon-typical shitty parenting ensues due to their respective issues. Everyone be grateful that the kids don't have to deal with an attempt at co-parenting from these two

Next comes the drama. When the Alpha kids are around 5 (could be older, could be younger and the story would still work), the Alpha Dave and Rose and Rose's wife die tragically, probably in a plane crash. Dirk and Roxy are home with an older neighbor. Dirk is put in the custody of his next of kin while Roxy is adopted by said neighbor with an agreement and financial support from Beta Roxy and the wife's family

Preschool-aged Dirk sees toddler Dave and decides that's his squishy now. They bond in a very Strider fashion. Around 3-5 years later somebody calls CPS on Beta Dirk and a lack of evidence that Dave is also being mistreated ends with Dirk being removed from his custody while Dave remains. Dirk spends his childhood "raising himself" using Alpha Dave's notes and refusing/not knowing how to connect to any new family. He befriends Roxy and though her meets Rose and Beta Roxy when he's 16 and is finally convinced to visit her. He is either recognized by Beta Roxy or sees a picture of the Alpha guardians and manages to figure out Beta Roxy is Dave's biomom, and therefore a potential legal guardian for Dave. The master plan unfolds from here

Option 1:

Dirk plans to frame Beta Dirk for (hopefully attempted) murder or another crime with a suitably long punishment. All the kids are in on it and help in some sense or another, except for Dave whose role is pretty much "get out of there".

Cue a tension-filled road trip from hell which could involve Dave having to choose between allowing Beta Dirk to be caught actually committing the crime Dirk tried to frame him for and going with Kid Dirk or going back with Beta Dirk and facing whatever consequences arise

Could be angsty, could be an opportunity for Dave to take initiative regarding his feelings towards Beta Dirk and living by and developing his personal philosophies early on in life by forcing him to take active part in making his fate

Option 2:

In this one, Dave is the one who's baited. I watched a video summarizing all the crazy stories about people claiming they wrote My Immortal. One of these involved a woman claiming she wrote it to try and get famous in order to get in contact with her brother who was separated from her by foster care.

Turns out she lied about nearly everything, but imagine she only lied about half of it. Dirk sets up Roxy to fake having written an infamous fanfic. Rose is helping her sell it by coaching her on writing style and edgy fandom culture.

Once it blows up into a giant meme/event, they say they're looking for a 13-year-old boy. Dirk starts feeding out stories and personal info about Dave without mentioning his name or relation to get his attention. They announce a competition. Finish these stories or phrases correctly to prove you're the guy or just share your name if you think you might be him. Either Hal exists or Roxy writes a program to sort all the responses. They receive the longest, most unnecessarily long tirade that not only answers correctly but also goes on about his unrelated thoughts for 2 extra pages.

"It's him," says Dirk, a single manly tear running down his cheek. They all introduce themselves through pester chum and convince Dave to create trickily specific photos and video diaries around the apartment to "prove it's really him". They then send him plane tickets to John's house, where they claim to live, so as to not raise suspicion that this isn't a dumb internet gimmick Dave won.

The moment Dave lands they spring a custody battle on Alpha Dirk using all the evidence Dave collected of how unsafe the apartment and living conditions are, alongside evidence of the giant mansion and steady job Beta Roxy has. That Alpha Dirk already had one kid removed from his care helps their cause. It's over disappointingly quickly

[bloodswapkinfessions]

ok i've answered and queued a bunch of asks!!

some things i should add to the pinned post:

yes i do mean any type of swap. blood, kid, alpha/beta, species, anything

noncanon characters are ABSOLUTELY welcome here too in addition to canonical characters. i would take a bullet for you, noncanon characters

the pinned says kins and fictives but if you are a homestuck character in any way including like hearted or id'ing as or delusional attachement or Anything. tumblr past life kin and tiktok pick & choose kin are all welcome here

like!! please feel free to come hang out and talk about anything from your canon! like this is mostly gonna be focused on/for people who do Have the kin/fictive type of pseudomemories

just like. there's GONNA be doubles here. due to the nature of homestuck that will be unavoidable. be nice to each other

[axlestuck]

Request Rules - OPEN

Moving this to a separate post.

Assorted Notes:

My request queue tracker can be found here.

If you don't specify I'll make you a ministrife, but feel free to ask for something else. I may use edited sprites for some characters

Send as many requests as you want! I'm happy to do em

I only do OC or other media related sprites on commission. You can find my commissions on Ko-fi, or DM me. I take payment through Stripe and Paypal Invoice

Any original designs requested or posted belong to me unless otherwise specified

I can refuse any request that does not follow the rules below or for any other reason

Media I Will Sprite For

Homestuck (+ post canon)

Hiveswap (+ the Friendsims)

Problem Sleuth (+ other MSPA comics)

Psycholonials (I haven't finished it)

Requests I Will Not Do

Characters not related to the media listed above

Anything NSFW

Anything suggestive with characters under 18. This includes the Bard cod piece

Anything I deem inappropriate or hateful

Ship Edit Specific Requests I Will Not Do

Ships that make canonically gay characters date the opposite gender

Incest

Abusive dynamics

Excessive age gaps or ships that would portray pedophilia

Specific Ships I Refuse, in Any Quadrant

Kids: Jane/Jake

Trolls: Vriska/Tavros, Damara/Meenah, Mituna/Cronus, Gamzee/Terezi

Prospit Kids/Peixes Trolls

Any Alpha Troll/Beta Troll ship

Any Kid or Troll X Guardian or Ancestor ship (such as Bro/John)

Requests I'd love to do for you

Anything related to the media listed above! Including any kind of sprite for a character who doesn't have them

Anything related to my own OCs or previously posted original designs

Alternate outfits or forms, including fandom inspired ones

Any type of character swap, including fanspecies (please send a link!)

Canon-divergent sprites of any kind

Ship kids, ectobiology, fusions, or anything similar

Shipping edits, with exceptions listed above

I'm kin and fictive friendly!

Trans- and pride-themed edits of any kind

[fefairys]

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holy fuck juice i knwo u said u were sending a lot but damn. thank u i love u. ok.

under the cut because its so long <3

2. How quickly did you finish reading the comic? i dont remember... i think a few months??? i first watched all of the voice nexus videos (back when they were still collabHQ) and they were around mindfang's journal at the time, then i read the rest on my own. i think it was probably like. 3 months or so? maybe 4?? i know that i missed a new years countdown because i was busy reading homestuck LMAO.. but the fastest i've ever read it all the way through is 7 days.

11. Favorite Alpha kid? roxy :3

12. Favorite Alpha troll? porrim or latula.. or mituna... but porrim came to my head first so i guess she's the real answer

14. Least favorite Alpha kid? :( ...i guess dirk. but i still love him a lot.... i love the alphas...

15. Least favorite Alpha troll? cronus

17. Favorite Beta kid? rose or jade.. i relate more to rose but i am in love with jade

18. Favorite Beta troll? aradia probably..

20. Least favorite Beta kid? :( dont have one. i love them all too much i cannot answer this!!! if i must answer i guess i'll say dave since i've drawn him the least lol

21. Least favorite Beta troll? eridan

23. Favorite guardian? mom <3

25. Favorite Alternian ancestor? dolorosa... alternia's first mother. do u think about this? cry.

26. Least favorite Alternian ancestor? dualscar. im seeing a trend in my least favorite trolls SLDKFJ

27. Favorite carapacian? those random prospitians that meenah mistook for problem sleuth, pickle inspector, and ace dick

29. Favorite Friendsim character? oh god i dont know D: i like so many of them... fuck!!! i really like mallek tho... for gay reasons. also cirava. NEED to smoke a blunt w them.

30. Least favorite Friendsim character? zebruh. literally forgot about him and was like "oh i dunno i like all of them :) let me see" and looked them up and saw him and was like oh wait yeah. its zebruh.

31. Favorite sprite? davepetasprite^2 !!!

32. Least favorite sprite? calsprite lol

33. Favorite pale ship? ogh... i don know... arasol maybe.. i like them red also tho but theyre really cute pale :3 but i'll always have a soft spot for meowrails theyre probably the only ones i ship ONLY pale and not other quadrants

34. Favorite pitch ship? im trying to think of something that i ONLY ship pitch and not other quads... i dont think that exists for me lmao uhhh... vrisjade pitch is fun.. also solkat but theyre all quadrants but i really like them pitch theyre so silly hehe

35. Favorite flushed ship? ARAFEF !!!!!!!!!!

36. Favorite ashen ship? vriska, kanaya, and rose doing a gay little dance, taking turns auspisticing each other 😌

37. Favorite vacillating ship? SOLKAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

38. OTP? right now im really feeling solkat. arafef and vrisrezi are up there though

39. NOTP? besides obvious incest and kid/guardian pairings, i think gamrezi is the one that makes me most uncomfortable when i see it. leave her alone!!!

40. BROTP? aradia and dave :) also karkat and kanaya friendship is everything..

41. Character you’d choose to be your moirail? ohhhhhh maybe nepeta :3

42. Character you’d choose to be your kismesis? karkat. (kins sollux)

43. Character you’d choose to be your matesprit? aradia <3333 or kanaya or rose or terezi or (continues to list every girl)

44. Character you’d choose to be your auspistice? hm. i dunno. i dont want an auspistice leave me alone SDLFKJ i can handle it 😤 besides, the "main" "purpose" of an auspistice is preventing infidelity, but aint no infidelity when ur polyam!!! ill hatefuck this entire town so help me jegus

45. Character you’d vacillate quadrants with? oh. karkat as well. also vriska. maybe i should change my kismesis answer but idk if theres a character i hate in that way that i wouldnt want to vascillate with :/ i'll just leave it idk

46. Character you’d be best friends with? jade :D or roxy!! :D yeah :D

47. Patron troll? Are you happy with them? equius. no.

48. Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them? aradia! yes!!! :D

49. One character you didn’t like at first, but like now? i HATED vriska on my first read SO MUCH!!! but now i love her shes in my top 5 :) and also i am her.

50. One character you liked at first, but don’t like now? does not exist if i liked them i like them still <3

51. One ship you didn’t like at first, but like now? OH solfef!!! i HATED solfef so much i was like this is stupid and doesnt make sense but now i think its kind of cute. but aradia should be there too.

52. One ship you liked at first, but don’t like now? again, if i liked it i like it!!! there are ones that i used to care about more, but don't anymore, but i still like them! :)

[xxmlgdistrixx]

So you don't get it twisted.

I realize everyone else has these so.

I'm Dirk or Jotunn. I also respond to Bro, Narcissus, and Persona.

he/him 19 African American and Mexican mixed. Call me logic the way I'm biracial (don't call me logic he's corny as shit). Homestuck sideblog, I'll be reblogging other shit too though and just adding my homestuck thoughts on it. I write, I draw the Strilondes over silly photos I find on pinterest. Just here to have somewhere to push shit out into the ether.

My Bro Strider, post game, series is essentially finished so you can read that here.

Dirk Strider kin and some other shit, you can ask if I interest you. Always down to talk to sourcemates, particularly other alpha or beta kids. Trolls are always chill though.

Take a song for hitting that keep reading button.

[gmanwhore]

I saw that "The facade / The real self" post about the Beta Kids and i decided to make them with my Homestuck kins (Save for the Beta Kids one because those still apply)

Dirk Strider - Facade: Controlling / Center: Caring

Lil Hal - Facade: Logical / Center: Emotional

Sollux Captor - Facade: Aloof / Center: Guilty

Nepeta Leijon - Facade: Playful / Center: Competent

Kanaya Maryam - No Facade, Loving

Vriska Serket - Facade: Confident / Center: Anxious

Gamzee Makara - Facade: Chill / Center: Knowing

Eridan Ampora - Facade: Superior / Center: Stressed

Feferi Peixes - Facade: Huggy / Center: Inexperienced

Porrim Maryam - No Facade, Responsible

Latula Pyrope - Facade: Cool / Center: Dorky

Aranea Serket - No Facade, Underestimated

Kurloz Makara - No Facade, Mischeavious

Calliope - Facade: Optimistic / Center: Inferior

OOOOOH I SEE!!!!!!

[shofan666]

guys funny thing ok so my best friend LOVES john. a lot. not a kin but a comfort character. and he's john not in a kin way but they're just the same. and then my other two best friends are literally rose and jade in real life. we four are hateclub (bestfriendgroup name). so you'd think i like dave right? WRONG!!! i never liked dave he's one of my least favorite homestuck characters BUT. when i see an image of all the beta kids together i think "omg i'm dave mimi's john sick is rose and kaff is jade" AND ALSO their colours are our favorites?? my fave color is red mimi's is blue and the color i always associated with sick is purple and kaffee green. so like... we're THE beta kids even tho i don't like dave i am so far from kinning him BUT... in a hateclub way i am him. but outside of hateclub my friend duxe is dave. not kin bc she's not a kin type of guy but they are the same. in my head. it's all connected...

[egberts-hammer]

howdy, im styx and im a homestuck in the year of our l*rd 2023

i also go by john, roxy, or davepeta, and my pronouns are they/them and any neopronouns!

for hs related things abt me, im a prospit dreamer, a rogue of space, and a big fan of the beta kids :33

in case you couldnt tell, i am both a kinnie and a xenogender haver and ill talk abt/rb some stuff abt that from time to time (obligatory i kin for fun, idc abt doubles)

uh. yeah thats all i got lolz. if youd like my main is @gamesucks​ and i have a stimblr too @styxms​

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[paradoxkinspace]

A (freshly modified) foodboard for a Jade kinnie for @runawaycobra, now with added marshmallows!

raspberry swirl marshmallows / marshmallow swirl brownies / regular marshmallows

meatball subs / roasted garlic & parmesan potatoes / chicken, wild rice and mushroom soup

🃏

[pastrymenschen]

out there somewhere stargazing

[tvrntechno]

do you find yourself intrigued or even amused by these pictures? do you find yourself wishing you could understand the context of them, or be part of them? well, now you can!

introducing: the homestuck kin server ‼️

the homestuck kin server is a discord server in which each member kins and takes on the role of one of the homestuck characters.

in the server, we play games (occasionally), partake in fun vc calls (sometimes), and just generally have a good time! if that sounds like your cup of tea, continue reading.

to join, you must be born between 2001 and 2005, though exceptions are possible for friends of those in already in the server. the current server members have all decided that this is the age range they are comfortable with. if you want to join the server, please send me a dm with the following information: your name, age & birthday (mm/yyyy), pronouns, character you kin/want to be, why you kin them in 5 sentences or less (just for funsies, not for judgement), and your discord user.

now, onto the characters. characters that are available are in white.

CHARACTERS

Beta Kids

- John

- Dave

- Rose

- Jade

Alpha Kids

- Jake

- Dirk

- Roxy

- Jane

Beta Trolls

- Aradia

- Tavros

- Sollux

- Karkat

- Nepeta

- Kanaya

- Terezi

- Vriska

- Equius

- Gamzee

- Eridan

- Feferi

Alpha Trolls

- Damara

- Rufioh

- Mituna

- Kankri

- Meulin

- Porrim

- Latula

- Aranea

- Horuss

- Kurloz

- Cronus

- Meenah

Others

- Hal

- Calliope

- Davepetasprite

- Caliborn

- Davesprite

[clownpee]

homestuck is now real. HAPPY 4/13 EVERYONE!!! :oD

ok to tag as kin/me/id, main: @kazuichi-souda, ig: clown.pee