#hoooooowl

[puanchi]

"I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die."

[marshallpupfan]

They finally added season eight of paw patrol to paramount+!! I’m excited to finally see all the episodes of it

Ah, nice! I hope you enjoy them!

Season 8 has its ups and downs, but there were still some episodes I ended up really enjoying. I won't spoil anything in case this is your first time watching it, but let's just say I had a hoooooowling good time watching one segment, the Rescue Knights subseries turned out better than I expected, Sea Patrol had an unexpected return, among other episodes I still think about from time-to time.

[dialovers-translations]

DIABOLIK LOVERS DAYLIGHT Vol.12 Tsukinami Shin [TRACK 2]

Original title: 侵入者

Source: Diabolik Lovers Daylight Vol. 12 Tsukinami Shin

Audio: N/A

Seiyuu: Morikubo Shoutaro

Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5 + Epilogue

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TRACK 2: INTRUDER

*HOOOOOWL*

The Familiars rush outside as you startle awake.

*Rustle*

You get up from the bed and leave the room in search of Shin.

*Thud*

*SCENE SHIFT*

You walk up to Shin’s room.

*Knock knock*

You call out for him.

[00:40] “...Is it you? Come on in.”

You enter the room. 

“I bet you can’t sleep because you’re worried about what’s going down outside, right?”

You nod and ask him what is happening.

“It’s not just our Familiars making a fuss. More than half of those wolves are from the Wolf Clan.”

You frown. 

“They suddenly entered the woods surrounding Banmaden. Usually this would never happen.”

You tilt your head to the side. 

“This area is obviously part of Founder territory, so we don’t allow other species to set foot on it without permission.” 

You ask why they did that.

[01:33] “Who knows? I’d love to know their reasoning as well. However…They’re the ones who broke the law. Therefore, they can’t complain if we decide to strike back.” 

You seem worried.

“I know. I’ve talked it over with Nii-san as well. For now, we’ll use our Familiars to give them a warning and try to scare them off.”

*HOOOOOOWL*

“...!! This is bad!”

Shin suddenly bursts out of the room, leaving you startled before you decide to follow after him.

*SCENE SHIFT*

The two of you are running through the forest.

*HOOOOWL*

[02:38] “...!! What are you doing? It’s dangerous, so go back to your room.”

You ask him for an explanation first. 

“Haah…Well, guess I have no other choice. The distant howling from earlier indicated an open fire. In other words, simply trying to intimidate them with the Familiars did not work. So I’ll go settle the conflict instead…”

*WOOSH*

You ask Shin why he transformed. 

[03:11] “I can run faster in my Wolf form. I have to get this over with sooner rather than later.”

You try to change his mind. 

“Listen. We’re past the ‘let’s talk it out’ phase. It’s their fault for not backing down after we gave them a warning. We have to show them what we’re capable of, or else they’ll look down on us. I can’t let that happen. I’m a Founder after all! …If you’re scared, just wait in my room, okay? I’ll get going now.”

Shin runs off.

*TIMESKIP*

Shin arrives on the battlefield. 

[03:59] “Oi, you lotー! You’ve got a lot of audacity, don’t you think?”

*Groooowl*

“Oh? You’re not gonna run away? Guess you don’t know what’s good for you. In that case, I’ll show you what a Founder is made of!”

He begins to fight with the Wolves.

[04:20] ( Every time I struck down an opponent with my daunting claws or sharp fangs, I could feel my blood boil with excitement. Wild bodies moving vigorously, an overwhelming feeling of exaltation. Everything I have been looking for, I can find right here. On the battlefield. The feeling I get from defeating these Wolves one by one…Exactly, I am strong. This is what it means to be powerful. Being able to force your opponent into submission defines true strength. )

The opposing Wolves eventually run off. 

*HOOOOOWL*

*TIMESKIP*

You sit up at the sound of approaching footsteps. 

*Creaak*

*Thud*

You run up to Shin and embrace him. 

*Rustle* 

[05:25] “...!? Woah there…Now this is what I’d call a warm welcome. I didn’t think you’d jump straight in my arms. Were you that eager for my return?”

You admit to having been worried about him. 

“Oh come on, you’re exaggerating. You really think a Founder would lose to some Wolves? No need to worry.”

You apologize. 

“Hehe…But well, it really shows how strongly you feel for me.”

*Smooch*

[06:00] “Still, I think you’re too cowardly. I wish you wouldn’t think so lightly of me. …Hm? Aren’t your hands a little colder than usual? Seems like you’re feeling a bit under the weather again, aren’t you? Whenever you’re worried about something, it always affects your health right away, doesn’t it?”

“You’re probably lacking sleep as well, don’t you think? Things have calmed down again, so go ahead and get some nice rest, okay? I’ll even let you borrow my bed.”

You seem happy. 

[06:37] “Go and sleep alone for now, okay? I’ll be back in a bit.”

You ask where he is going.

“There’s something I have to talk about with Nii-san. I can’t pretend this conflict with the Wolves never happened. We have to settle this once and for all.”

You frown.

[06:59] “Geez, there you go making that face again. Rest assured. No matter what happens, I’ll make sure that it won’t affect you.”

You nod.

“Okay. …Let’s get you tucked into bed then, okay?”

You walk towards the bed and crawl underneath the covers.

*Rustle*

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

[diederichs-gen2]

As the players of the Falmouth Falcons, both new and old, milled around the pitch, adjusting their gear and getting ready for the intensive practice ahead, Detlev approached the new but still familiar teammate among the ranks. 

“Broadmoor! Good to see you here,” Detlev approached Nash with a hand extended to clap together with his, more in a gesture of solidarity than an actual shake. 

“What are the odds of us ending up on the same team after all those years trying to knock each other off our game, huh?” He chuckled, truly light heartedly despite how fiercely they trained to outdo one another’s strategies back in the day.

[piarelei]

Wolf

Based on the homonymous prompt by @drarrymicrofic

"Hoowwwwwwwwl hoowwwwwwwwwwwwwwl."

"Bark bark bark!" bark barkbark.

"Bark, howwwwwwwwwwl, bark bark."

Barkbark grrrrr. Hooowl, bark.

"Grrrrrr, grrrrrr," bark barkbark.

Hooowl hoowwwwwl howwwwwwwwl. Bark, bark, grrrrrrrr, brrrr.

"Bark bark bark bark," howl howlbark. "Hooowl."

Grrrr brrrrr hoooowl howwwl hooooowl hoooooowl bark bark howlbark.

"Hoooowl, bark!" barkbark bark.

Hoowl, bark! Grrrrrr grrrr.

[gallawitchxx]

Bee-still my heart it's question time! Questions for you my sweet:

1) If you could have any extreme and largely ridiculed career from a jerry bruckheimer movie (eg. tornado chaser, treasure hunter, oil drill specialist turned astronaut etc) what would you choose?

2) You a prankster, bb? a lil mischievous sprite? you like to play tricks on people and then laugh at the egg on their faces?

3) What is preferable: heels, flats, or barefoot?

🐝🖤

hoooooowl! it feels like it's been a million years since we've been here, but we're BACK BABY & it feels so good 🖤

oh shit this is an amazing question. i would like to be a swashbuckling keeper of wisdom & ancient documents. a little pirates meets national treasure, please & thank you ⚔️📜

i'm definitely a mischievous sprite, but not the pranking kind. more like the little smile like i know some great secret, ya know? of course we all have a little nasty streak, but most of the time i don't have the stomach for stuff like that!

barefoot, Barefoot, BAREFOOT 🦶(socks optional)

wooo! that felt great ✨

[darkerthings1972]

‪Lets hoooooowl at the moon! ‬

[howtohero]

A Field Guide for Communicating With Werewolves and Vampires

The world is a weird place. Gosh, how many blog posts have I started like that? Weird. Anyway, blah blah chocolate milk hurricanes. Blah blah blah talking neck warts. In your travels as a superhero you’ll get to talk to a lot of para-folk. You’ll have tea with the Troll king of Salt-Lake City and you’ll play shuffleboard with the Octomen of Madrid. Some of these para-folk will be relatively easy to communicate with, but some others might be a bit trickier. To make life easier for you, we’ve reached out to some friends of the guide to assemble this guide of handy phrases that you might need translated when talking to werewolves and vampires. It should be noted that since most werewolves and vampires were at one point human, they can understand human languages just fine, so this guide is just for you to use to understand what they’re saying back to you. So, without further ado:

Common Werewolf Phrases, Sayings, Practices and What They Mean (with input from professional werewolf: Wolfgang Amawolfus Wolfzart)

Awoooooo: “Ain’t the moon looking mighty fine tonight pardner?”

Awooo: “Gee golly wouldn’t I like to eat a chocolate chip cookie right about now.”

Awooooooooo: “Hey have you seen this here tree! This is the best tree I ever did see!”

Panting while drooling: They’re going to eat you. Play dead. They hate having to work for their meal.

Panting without drooling: They’re psyching themselves up for a werewolf dance off. Play dead. They’re going to need a pre-dance off protein snack.

Howl: “Howdy.” (More like howldy.)

Hooowl: “Do you want to buy a chair? I bought this chair, it’s a really good chair. It’s got a cushion. It’s got arm rests. And it’s only lightly chewed on to boot. See, I bought this chair for myself as a bit of a gift. I’d been having a good day, taking care of all my responsibilities. And I thought, hey, I deserve a chair today. So I bought this really nice chair. But then I got bitten by a werewolf. So I guess you can say my day took a turn. It was a bit of a hairy situation wasn’t it. Heh. So anyway, now that I’m a werewolf I rarely have any cause for sitting. Always on the hunt you know. Eating deer or whatever. But I’ve got this really really nice chair just kind of gathering dust in my house now. So anyway, are you in the market for a chair? It’s a really good one. You seem like you sit. So what d’you say friend? Do you want to buy a chair?”

Hoooooowl: “Hoooooowdy.”

Taking off their shirt: This means that they have seen you and think that you have a better shirt than they do and they want you to give it to them.

Hijacking a spacecraft: They want to go to the moon. Good luck stopping them. (To stop them please take a look at our post on fighting human/animal hybrids.)

Snarling: It’s difficult to give an exact translation but this means they’re bemoaning the current state of their home country’s political system.

Baring their teeth while growling: They want some scratches behind the ear. Or, that they want to go for a dip in the hot tub and they recommend that you vacate the area because their wet hot fur is going to be smelllllly.

Woof!: “Aw lookit me I’m just a big ol’ puppy I promise I won’t eat you.”

Ruh roh: It’s exactly what you think it is. They’re just making a cute reference.

Loud yodeling: This is a werewolf mating call. Don’t go out wearing a fur coat. 

Common Vampire Phrases, Sayings, Practices and What They Mean (with input from Draculok, the first vampire)

I vant to suck your blood: This is a very friendly greeting. You have nothing to fear. They’re inviting you in for a hug.

Bleh!: Your breath smells like garlic and this upsets them.

Bleh bleh!: They wish they could look at themselves in mirrors. They just know there’s some flesh caught in their fangs but they just can’t tell where it is!

Bleh bleh bleh: “Dorris you are being just absolutely batty tonight. Ah how you slay me. You’re simply too much Dorris.” (This one probably won’t come up unless your name happens to be Dorris!)

My still-beating heart is as dark as the blackest pits of the abyss from whence man’s greatest sins are born. With my every step I carry with me the unbearable weight of my past and unfathomable pain of the actions I know I must commit. Every night I awaken to the screams that rattle inside my head and when the sun rises I embrace the cold sleep of my crypt. You can never understand me, mere mortal, and so, you can never judge me: They really need to go to the bathroom but are too embarrassed to just come out and say it.

Bleh bleh bleh bleh: They saw a really cool cloud but unfortunately do not possess the vocabulary to properly describe it. Just go outside and look for any cool clouds. 

Sparkling: They’re just trying to add some dazzle to the world. I’m proud of them. 

Hi we’re “Fangry and Confused” and we put the amp in the “vampire”: The sickest band in all of history is about to explode your tiny minds and shred your stupid ears. 

One... two... three ah! ah! ah!: They’re counting. They really just think math is hilarious. Those vampires are so kooky.

I’ve got to Drac out of here: This is just nonsense new age vampire slang. I’ve no idea what it means. I assume they’re paying homage to me? The greatest of vampires? Or maybe they’re just saying “good bye”? Honestly I’m at just as big of a loss as you are my tasty mortal friends.

Loud bat shrieks (bat mode): “Help! I’ve no idea how to actually fly! Why can’t I see anything! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Being a bat is so stressful!!!!!!!!”

Loud bat shrieks (vampire mode): “I’m done being social for the day everybody please just file into the walk in freezer and we shall reconvene when I awaken!” 

Hissing at sunlight: These pasty nerds can’t deal with the sunlight. This isn’t a genetic thing. I, the first vampire, can walk in the sunlight no problem. 

Draping their cape over their face dramatically: They’ve got bad acne and don’t want anybody to see their face.

Literally sucking the blood out of your neck: Uh... Well, take it as a compliment. You must have very nice blood. It was nice knowing you. There’s like a 50/50 chance that you’ll end up becoming a vampire too so welcome to the family. You don’t need this silly guide anymore that’s for sure. (This one’s actually a bold faced lie. You still need this silly guide! You will always need this silly guide!) 

[bakatenshii]

She has boyfriend she has boyfriend she has boyfri- ANGEL YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL LET ME TAKE YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE LET ME PROPOSE TO YOU WITH SHIGGYS DEAD SKIN LET M-

MY HAND IS YOURS HOW CAN I REFUSE WHEN YOUVE DEDICATED RO PROPOSING WITH SHIGGYS DEAD SKIN IM HOOOOOOWLING OH MY GOD SET THE DATE ILL FIND US THE VENUE

[mathewdemekpoetry]

10-26-17 Halloween Cartoon Special

Ooooooozing green slime Without any rhyme or reason In the season of the witch's brew Hoooooowling at the moon The kiss of doom is upon you On a bloodthirsty trip into darkness Spooooooky ghosts and goblins Bobbing for apples in a haunted house Running around with creatures of evil

[ombreecha]

It's ya boi, ombreecha, comin at cha live with a spicy new lemon. Hope ya enjoy cause it's ya, boi.

my friend on discord who will remain nameless

[dialovers-translations]

DIABOLIK LOVERS DAYLIGHT Vol.11 Tsukinami Carla [TRACK 2]

Original title: 亢進

Source: Diabolik Lovers Daylight Vol. 11 Tsukinami Carla

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Toshiyuki Morikawa

Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5 + Epilogue

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TRACK 2: EXASPERATION

*Cling cling*

[00:15] “...No, that’s not it…”

You tilt your head to the side.

“Still…Those Vibora’s…”

You frown.

“Hm…? What’s the matter?”

You ask him if something is wrong.

[00:33] “Ahー Did I make you worried again? I accidentally got lost in thought…I received a report that the messages we distributed the other day have been causing several disturbances. Therefore, we must quickly make our next move. Not only must we lay the groundworks for a reconciliation, but also think of building our own constitutional government afterwards. Fufufu…The list of things to do is endless.”

You note that he seems pleased. 

[01:07] “Hmph. I must give you credit for being able to read my expression. Exactly. The process is looking promising. No, if anything, almost a little too good. I gave Shin a very important order yesterday. I believe we can expect a Familiar to deliver us a response any minute now.”

*Knock knock*

“...Hm. Speak of the devil.”

Yui gets up.

“No, it is fine. I will go myself.”

Carla gets up and walks towards the door. 

*Thud*

*TIMESKIP*

He has returned to the room as you ask about the message.

[02:09] “Great news. Even better than I anticipated.”

You rejoice.

“You may be jumping the gun a little. However, I do not mind. We will surely turn out victorious in the end.”

*Rustle*

“All you need to do is eagerly await the moment you get to witness the final picture.”

*TIMESKIP*

*Hoooooowl*

[02:55] “ーー Well then, I’ll get going.”

You frown.

“Hmph. No need to be worried.”

You seem hesitant about being apart.

[03:07] “What? I will be back in no time. We will only be apart for a short while. Of course, I’d love to take you with me, but the Demon World is a place full of risks for a physical human such as yourself. Not only have I put up a barrier around this Castle, the Familiars are here to keep you safe as well. You can wait for me here in peace.”

*Rustle*

“Hm…Your complexion seems a little pale. I believe I told you to take good care of your health?”

You promise to be a little more mindful of your health.

[03:51] “Heh…Please do that. You are my one and only…I simply cannot go on without you. That is not because of your special blood…Your existence itself is precious to me. Do not get the wrong idea there, okay?”

You smile. 

“Heh…It pains me to say this but…I must go.”

*Thud*

*TIMESKIP*

*Caw caw caw*

[04:45] “...Haah. So the Adler’s Castle is next on the list? They are known to be especially cunning. It is important I do not show them a single opening. I must be extremely careful. …Cough…Cough, cough…! …Ugh…Haah…I guess I have had a little too much on my plate. 

[05:18] ( Due to my busy schedule amongst many other things, my body had already been pushed to its limits. As of now, there has been no way to counter Endzeit ー the doom desire disease ー other than the regular intake of her blood. In other words, I have no other choice but to rely on her self-sacrifice. However, I already felt quite reluctant to put her through that. However, I must make sure that I survive, at the very least until I am able to fulfill the ambition of us Founders. To achieve that, sacrifices will have to be made. )

[06:14] “Haah…How troublesome…However, I cannot stop now. The King of Founders is a pivotal figure to the world…If I once again bring us to the top of the hierarchy, I am sure she will be pleased as well. Exactly. That is exactly whyーー I started all of this. However…Cough, cough…! Haah…I suppose I will have no other choice but to ask Shin to take my place for a bit…For now, I must return to the human world.”

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

[benhardyisdaddy]

more hoooooowl yeeeaaaahhh

i had some crap happen,so im trying really hard to finish it 💛

[le-fou-sur-la-lune]

there's like a shit ton of dogs barking outside my house after there was one loud ass howl so I'm convinced that there are now werewolves in the neighborhood.

[partynymph-defunct]

(the sexy song)

oh man i've only played this once or twice so it could be better but i wanted to put it out before i went 2 bed :')

anyway here's some howlin' i'm gomen already

[hannachoes]

plz don't act like you're Jesus for not watching the leaked version