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[diningwiththeasquiths]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cobra Kai (Web Series) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: John Kreese/Amanda LaRusso Characters: Amanda LaRusso, John Kreese, Daniel LaRusso Additional Tags: Femdom, Choking, casual hook-up, Bad Decisions, Belts, Corporal Punishment, Angst Summary:

He likes that! She doesn’t give a shit what he likes! He treats her right, she hits him when he slips, he gets off just from the pain and from getting attention from a gorgeous firecracker who doesn’t care about his feelings.

[fatherphaniel]

my brain keeps alternating between H-O-T-T-O-G-O and T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E

[multi-fandom-lunatic]

Being bi and introverted is like "mmmmm...people" but also "ughhhhhhh...people"

[deus-ex-mona]

scrolled a little too far back on mogetwt and found pure gold:

[intermundia]

me, shaking and crying trying to write a pwp: if i don't at least imply a complex contextual au i'm going to crumple into dust

[dark-elf-writes]

Hold up hear me out:

Modern AU with single dad Kakashi (mechanic maybe? Tattoo artist? Something with weird hours that gives him an sort of ‘bad boy’ vibe?) raising little Naruto and falling for his kids teacher Iruka.

The PTA moms thirst over him as much as they disapprove of him. He is the softest for Naruto but otherwise looks intimidating as fuck. Constantly late for pick up but does bring Iruka coffee though so he is less likely to kill him.

D o g s

[screw-the-government]

Me: Do you think Napoleon had a moustache?

My dearly beloved friend, whom I now wish to strangle: I don’t think so, I think he was a baby faced twink

[kinkykinard]

It’s over.

It’s finally over.

I’m free.

Had my final appointment at the cancer clinic today.  It was a pelvic exam and colposcopy to make sure that I was all healed up inside after the hysterectomy and that there were no traces of any abnormalities.  I’d been anxious about the appointment for WEEKS.

It wasn’t my surgeon who saw me, it was one of her associates, but she was so kind and understanding and empathetic that I felt good about it going into the procedure. The procedure itself was super un-fun given how one of the symptoms of menopause is vaginal dryness/atrophy.  All the lube in the world didn’t make that speculum go in any easier and it hurt like hell, but once it was in place it was fine.

After a thorough look and feel and a LOT of anxiety on my part, the doctor pronounced me fully healed and fit to return to all activities.  She said that there is no need for them to see me again, that this is it, but that if I have any concerns come up or any questions in the future or issues related to any pelvic health, to give them a call back and they’d take me back on without question.

That said, though, I never need another pelvic exam.  I never need another pap test.  I never need to deal with all of the menstrual bullshit again.  I can bid cancer goodbye and good riddance.

It’s actually, finally over.

[qt-kt]

As a lesbian I love the hot evil women in the ace attorney series. And I get so many!!

[fandomdaydreamer]

EXCUSE ME SIR, WE'RE 20 SECONDS INTO THE INTERVIEW

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Look at this 'lil cutie smiling in the background🥰🥰🥰

[breeding-puppie]

I am now taking applications for a fancy house in the Colorado mountains and 3 very tan, strong, clean shaven, lumberjack style men. Snarkiness mysterious backstory is required. Must know how to ride horses, build motorcycles, fight, and carry in still bloody animal kills in the middle of the night.

[voidaxolotl]

Why am I sitting outside in the cold next to a perfectly warmed building?

To mantain my body temperature like a silly little lizard, in a couple moments I will return to the warmth of civilization only to buy a cold drink and wish to be cold again.

[gctchell]

There's a warm hum resonating from deep in her throat. "Need you even ask, Lu? Remember to dress appropriately - I know that I will. ♡" They'll send Lust into cardiac arrest. / @waywardsculs / wall of text

[koushirouizumi]

{S H A M A N K I N G} ~ Ep. #40 M A N T A vs. H A O

"Y O H-KUN AND I ARE F R I E N D S {T O M O D A C H I}!!!" - M A N T A, D e f i a n t l y

Bonus:

{Cap'd by Me} / @koushirouizumi {Do Not Re-p o s t} {Do Not C o p y} {Do Not Re-produce Without my Permission Under Any Circumstances} (Please A S K to U s e!)

[win-writes]

JOUNO IN EPISODE 7 PREVIEW,,,,,,