#house paradox

[pl9090]

Prydonian Chapter House Paradox's casual robes.

[sneckoil]

playing house. when house isn't around. (as overburdened friends do)

[philosophybits]

Very often among a certain highly intelligent type of people, quite paradoxical ideas will establish themselves. But they have suffered so much in their lives for these ideas, and have paid so high a price for them that it becomes very painful, indeed almost impossible, for them to part with them.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The House of the Dead

[tardis-technician]

The key to enjoying Clara Oswald is to understand there is something so incredibly wrong with her. Like her and twelve are the inverse of ten and donna where they’d do anything for each other but it makes them both infinitely worse instead of better.

[fagbearentertainment]

Transgender Swag Competition 2023 Bracket is Complete!!!

The left side consists of…

Hunter (The Owl House) vs Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)

Marco Diaz (Star vs The Forces of Evil) vs Marcy Wu (Amphibia)

Dr Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) vs Stan Pines (Gravity Falls)

Shiver (Splatoon 3) vs Link (Legend of Zelda)

Spamton (Deltarune) vs Duck (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)

Raine Whispers (The Owl House) vs Lake (Infinity Train)

Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom) vs Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic Franchise) vs Barney Guttman (Dead End: Paranormal Park)

Luigi (Super Mario) vs Terry (The Dragon Prince)

Madeline (Celeste) vs Mad Mew Mew (Undertale)

Hermes the Elf (Rudolph) vs The Onceler (The Lorax)

Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity) vs Vriska (Homestuck)

Liz (Butterfly Soup) vs Zoe (Monster Prom)

Damien (Dream Daddy) vs Oliver Swift (Dialtown)

Team Rocket (Pokemon) vs Perfuma (She-Ra and the Princess of Power)

Sylveon (Pokemon) vs Trans Pikachu (Pokemon)

The right side consists of…

Lily Hoshikawa (Zombieland Saga) vs Utena Tenjou (Revolutionary Girl Utena)

Narciso Ansui (Jojos Bizarre Adventure) vs Tiger (My Hero Academia)

Noelle Holiday (Deltarune) vs Tails the Fox (Sonic Franchise)

Bridget (Guilty Gear) vs Mizuki Akiyama (Project Sekai)

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs Viktor Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy)

Alex Fierro(Magnus Chase and The Gods of Asgard) vs Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) vs Dave Strider (Homestuck)

You, reading this post vs Me, the poll runner

Lup (The Adventure Zone) vs Martin Blackwood (The Magnus Archive)

Jenny (My Life as a Teenage Robot) vs Meta Knight (Kirby Franchise)

Mettaton (Undertale) vs p03 (Inscryption)

Kris Dreemur (Deltarune) vs Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)

Aoi Kureha (Paradox Live) vs Vivian (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Wegg (Be Kind My Neighbor) vs Sunny (Omori)

Scout (Team Fortress 2) vs Micheal Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Mangle (Five Nights at Freddy’s) vs William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

[charismaofobedience]

hey

[sannuiz]

silly crossover from twitter !!!

paralive's yohei and the way of the househusband's tatsu !!!

[absolutebl]

Enemies to Lovers & Cohabitation BLs

I got this request over on MDL and I though I’d just repost the list here, since if I was asked there I might be asked here. There are plenty more in each category I just haven’t rated them as high. Gotta limit the spreadsheet of doom somehow. 

Enemies to lovers (as a main trope) that I've rated 8/10 or higher:

Semantic Error

We Best Love (1 & 2)

Blueming

Bad Buddy

Not Me

HIStory 3: Trapped

Candy Color Paradox

My Sweet Dear

My Day

SOTUS

Kiss Me Again - PeteKao Cut

Why R U?

Star in My Mind

The Eclipse

What Zabb Man!

Nitiman

Big Dragon

Cohabitation (as a main trope) that I've rated 8/10 or higher:

To My Star

Be Loved In House: I Do

He's Coming to Me

Lovely Writer

Choco Milk Shake

Oh! Boarding House

Roommates of Poongduck 304

Like In The Movies

HIStory 2: Right or Wrong

TharnType

Theory of Love

Still 2gether

Cutie Pie

His the movie

Ingredients the series

Manner of Death

Ghost Host Ghost House

Coincidentally the same amount in each. Huh. 

Includes only BLs that completed runs before 2023. 

[utterlyconfusedacademia]

Me adding a new dark academia book to my overflowing (and mostly unread) collection:

[dang-dood]

i completely forgot that house md was canon in torchwood

[arbitrary-fascinations]

Never thought I'd see a *kids show* eloquently and unflinchingly depict the paradox of tolerance instead of giving unlimited grace to a villain too dangerous to deserve it.

[pl9090]

House Paradox profile

Name: Paradox.

Chapter: Prydon.

Colour: Black.

Founder: Avus of House Lungbarrow, ("The Voodoo Priest of House Lungbarrow").

Current status: Self exiled and reformed as a polictial/criminal organisation.

Timeline

(Devised using both The Book of the War and Mr. Bumber’s Crimes Against History timelines).

1,152.B.T.W.= There are irregularities in the loom process of many Houses the reason for which is unknown and due to the nature of Timelord culture it is basically ignored and forgotten about for various reasons. The resulting first, "Affected Generation" includes Morbius and Avus.

Sometime before 403.B.T.W.= The events of, "Cobwebs and Ivory" which strengthens Avus's interest in alter time constructs and change as a concept.

403.B.T.W.= Avus leaves House Lungbarrow and founds the House Paradox appearing before an open High Council audience to formally announce it and it's foundations would be rooted in the loom matrix accordingly, (while allowed under the Protocols however it's seen as unecessary and starting a new family smacked of biodiversity). He takes the traditional head of House title, ("Grandfather") as his new name which is seen as tasteless.

Once it is established the Grandfather publically questions the protocols, speaking in favour of alter time structures and alarmingly implying that change was the most important tool of any culture. The House is ignored out of a combination of utter appalment and the lack of anything in the Protocols to deal with it.

The other four house members, (known as Godfathers) somehow access a, "Abomination's Graveyard" via the, "Heart of the Cladera" from which they take five Yssgaorth tainted Timelord skeletons for use as ceremonial armour.

444.B.T.W.= House Paradox creates the Eleven Day Empire alter time structure and is used as both a bolthole and a reliquary. This and the earlier Caldera trip are undeniable breaches of the Protocols and result in the Grandfther being called before an open High Council audience at which he wears his full Yssgaroth tainted skelteon armour which is seen as: deliberately unthinkable, an offence by it's very existance, and either a show of defiance or a theinly vield threat. He walks free without having to say anything and the House is allowed to continue as the High Council is unable to adapt or accept there was nothing in the Protocols and no legal precendents to bring House Paradox to account.

The House still consists of the a handful of members from dissenting Houses though prepares for a post audience influx of followers.

443.B.T.W.= The Sonatran Invasion of Gallifrey. While a failure due to the Doctor's actions the triples shocks of: 1.Any lesser species being able to access Gallifrey at all. 2.The laughable ineffectiveness of the ceremonial Chancellory Guard, (at least the Capitol's). 3.The 407th President, (the Fourth Doctor) fleeing after only three days in office. Causes some of the House elders to seek sanctuary in the wilderness beyond the cities. The protocols and social rules don't seem to be sufficient to deal with the situation. The Grandfather talkes the opportunity to mock and crow at the Protocols and the High Council.

392.B.T.W.= The Grandfather is caught in the High Council's post Dronid Crisis anti authority crackdown and imprisoned in Shada under the pretext of needing of establishing tighter time theory controls.

151.B.T.W.= The shockwaves from a successfully contained incident on 18th century Earth causing the 411th President, (Romana II) to suffer a nervous spasm of insanity in which she sees appalling future visions similar to that of the 406th President, (Greyjan) and spontaneously release several hundred of Shada's inmates including the Grandfather. Once free the Grandfather uses an ordinary knife to cut off his biodata tagged right arm so as to both physically/temporally and ceremonially cut himself off from the Timelords. While the Grandfather's esacape was noticed it is seen as unimportant compared to the many other contemporary crises they had to deal with. He subsequently orders House Paradox to leave Gallifrey permeneantly and reorganises it into an outside universe political/criminal organisation, (giving up all House priviliges) before, "retiring" by erasing himself from history into non existance using the same techniques one of the Luietent Godfathers will teach the .C.I.A. elite so they can become The Celestis.

Notes

Avus might of have worn the House Paradox variant of the Prydonian robes to the first audience as part of the overall, "permissible but disturbing" nature of declaring the House's founding.

There is no mention of any members besides Avus when it is founded, (the act and the subsequent public questioning of the Protocols might have also served as rallying calls). Someone confidently striking out like this would trigger the fears of another Imperator Morbius.

The, "Heart of the Caldera" might be the Untempered Schism near the middle of the crater itself? Timetravel without a capsule is known to hurt Timelords but not to any real extent so such an, "one off" trips are possible.

The five Yssgaroth tainted Timelord skeletons might be from an alternate timeline or failures of Rassilon's regeneration experiments that had been hidden away.

The reference to the House, "hadn't yet created it's first batch of offspring" which means either the House was opposed to looms or the High Council kept delaying the loom installation as long as possible. There is no categorical denial of a House Paradox loom existing though.

The original five members may have initially come together more due to their shared interest in alter time constructs rather then that of cultural change, (Avus might of ben a bit like Rassilon in that regard maybe another example of, "resonance").

It's stated that the Celestis used the same techniques to, "escape" as the Grandfather did to, "reitre" possibly taught to them by one of the Grandfathers. So is the Grandfather, (and possibly the orignal four luietenant Godfathers) also continue to exist as conceptual beings?

As others have noted the Grandfather's self removal from history would mean he was never a Cousin of House Lungbarrow so another was loomed in his place: The Doctor. The universe unknowingly has the Grandfather to thank for unknowingly creating him.

[bookcred]

Dark Academia

[theangelshavethephonebox]

So today I read a lot of faction paradox short stories (and immediately recommended the series to my mom. A full 180 from my previous swears to keep everyone I love away from this insanity) and I now know so much about Lolita that I just. She really. I mean. She is The Woman of all time. Such an icon. Who else is doing it like her.

She's a humanoid-shaped TARDIS

She was the Master's first TARDIS and she betrayed him but he kinda accepted it

She ate the Master

She ate a whole ass empire

She's a politician

She refuses to give her opinion on abortion because it doesn't apply to her

She has been thought of as a feminazi

She's not a feminist

She misgenders her sister (who is the Doctor's TARDIS)

She was like, the Master's right hand man, before she, yano, betrayed and ate him

She formed her own House. She's the only member.

President of the united states

She is a mother and threatens to feed people who displease her to her baby

Her baby was speculated to be the nightmare child (by Nate Bumber). Yes, that Nightmare Child

She's beautiful

She's my wife. Okay that's all folks but please add on because I have barely seen her yet and here we are anyway. I need More

So yes, congrats, you've indoctrinated me into the Faction ig because I'm obsessed with this hybrid Timeship. If I asked her to marry me she would swallow me whole without a moment's hesitation. And I would thank her.

[wengenn]

Being in a really dead/really specific/really unpopular fandom that has really FEW fan creations is so frustrating but at the same time so encouraging, it's like

you'll have seen every tumblr posts 4 times, read every existing fanfiction, liked every fanart, searched more on every websites, even the worst ones (r34), and obviously found nothing,

but

you'll be so inspired by the few you found and so eager to have more that you'll want to CREATE the content you're searching for, trying to resuscitate the fandom in every way that you can because you want it to LIVE even though you'll be alone to enjoy it

and that, my friends, is what I call the Dead Fandom Paradox.

[rpgmakershowdown]

RPG Maker Showdown Round 1

Here's the line up for the first round of the RPG Maker Showdown! The first 4 polls will be released today. The next 4 will be released the next day and so on. Each poll will last a week.

Polls:

Ib VS. Palette Hylics VS. Hello Charlotte Space Funeral VS. Ao Oni Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass VS. OFF Yume Nikki VS. Angels of Death Monster Girl Quest VS. Yume 2kki Danganronpa Another VS. The Witch's House Grimm's Hollow VS. Your Turn to Die -Death Game by Majority- Pokemon Uranium VS. Pokemon Reborn VS. Pokemon Rejuvenation Omori VS. LISA Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea VS. .flow Pocket Mirror VS. OneShot Lockheart Indigo VS. Mother: Cognitive Dissonance Alicemare VS. Super Lesbian Animal RPG Corpse Party VS. Mad Father Misao VS. Fear & Hunger