#how dare you!!!!!!!

[hinamie]

mentor

[mmelolabelle]

“Ares…is a moron.”

I honestly don’t think that anyone is more amused by the whole “this douchebag decided to try and fight the child of the sea god on a fucking beach” of it all than Poseidon.

[feathered-serpents]

If anyone gets this ask

This is fake

This is a false story using a separate real fundraiser you can find here's, words and an amalgamation of images on a new blog to scam people into donating money.

The "donate to help my cat/dog" scams have upgraded to exploiting an ongoing genocide to try and scam good people out of their money. This is disgusting. This is one of the most heartless scams I have ever seen

[lgcseojin]

╭  HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEOJIN !

"Okay, okay, okay!" Taeha rushes away from the practice space, phone in hand and beaming as she finds a quieter corner, away from the other LGC girls and staff preparing for their third stop of the tour. "You didn't open it early, right?! You promised!" She reminds her birthday broppa ( the same affectionate title written on the black gift bag in white marker ) with a wag of her finger. "Okay, now - No wait!" She places the phone atop a stack of boxes in the far corner of the room, taking a few steps backward, making sure to check over her shoulder for any onlookers. She inhales, clears her throat, and - "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SEOJIIIIIIN -" She interrupts her cheerful song to spin and bring her arms up to make a heart over her head. "And I hope you like your gift too!" She chuckles a bit before shuffling back over to her phone. "Okay, now, you can open it!"

Inside the gift bag filled with black and red tissue paper is a series of graphic tees thrifted during one the breaks on the girls' first stop of the tour ( one, two, three ) and a final t-shirt she'd begged and begged the staff to let her snag. It's a LGC Girls Japan shirt decorated with random doodles in different colors, notes of encouragement, and birthday wishes. The note attached to the last shirt reads: 'Happy Birthday, Seojin! I'm sorry I couldn't be there for your birthday this year, but I hope when you see this shirt it can feel like you got a little piece of the tour with you too!'

⸻

"What? Hey, calm down! I fulfill my promises, Taeha." Seojin cannot help his need to chuckle at the younger's antics. He does not chastise her for getting him gifts as he typically would his other friends, still feeling that innate need to protect her soft heart as he promised Taekyung he would. He even offers her a light half-smile. The large gift bag given to him during her tour in Japan had been staring him down from beside his desk for the past few days in particular. It was a reminder that—yes—you must accept that people will care about your birthday whether you like it or not, Park Seojin. He sighs through his nostrils and fishes into the gift bag at last, hiding his embarrassment from the chaotic birthday singing.

"Ah..." He lifts up the shirts one by one, deliberately hiding his expression each time. He does well at concealing his emotions for the first three ( albeit, he chuckles at the cartoon depiction of his dog Pumpkin ), but the last one puts every crack in his mask on display. He blinks rapidly, clearing his throat as he rubs his palm over his chest. The words written all over the shirt are a testament to Taeha's nature. She is kind, thoughtful, considerate. It is the sort of tenderness only a girl he views like a little sister could bring to him. Her unwavering enthusiasm only sends him over the precipice he'd been teetering over this whole time.

Seojin clears his throat again. "Thanks, Taeha. You picked out some pretty sick shirts. I like 'em a whole lot and I'll wear them a bunch," His voice emerges weary despite his efforts. He wants to break. "Hey, sorry for, uh... cutting the call short but I gotta go. Dinner with my parents in a bit. I'll tell them you said 'hey', okay? And... good luck on your tour, Taeha. I'm so proud of you. See ya when you're back."

[eddiesketti]

The duality of scara's teapot dialogue and imaginarium theater dialogue

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[jay-wasstuff]

The 'own way' Vanessa spoke of:

[ilov3b00kss0much]

seen a lot of these. why not.

At 10 notes I post a quick thingy everyday.

at 25 notes I talk more about my book.

At 50 notes I try to drink at least 2 cups of water a day.

at 75 notes i eat two actual meals a day (lunch doesn't make sense, ok?)

at 100 notes, I ask my friends or family to ask me before physical contact (not both!!!)

at 500, I explain my gender identity to my grandparents

at 1000, I promise to ask a friend for help if I'm having a depressive episode. (if you get it here, I will personally come after ya'll with a knife)

at 2500, I tell my parents when I'm having a depressive episode

at 5000, I tell my therapist mayyyybe I should get tested for depression

at 100000000 I ask my therapist for an autism evaluation (I will fuck ya'll up if you get it here its not possible ha)

Edit: y’all may notice I changed it to therapist. Due to a few recent developments (aka my parents are ableist zionist shitholes) it would be pretttttty unsafe for me to do that. So uh. Yeah. Sorry!!!

Edit 2: YOU DID IT. YOU FUCKING DID IT. HOW. FUCKING GOD. JFKDIVKNGRBHJVIJDFKSN *SCREAMS*. NICE TIMING LOL I THINK IM HAVING A DEPRESSIVE EPISODE FUCKING GOD HOW JUST BGHFVDNUJNCJDKSNDCJNDKMSL YOU ARE INSANE YOU ARE INSANE *SCREAMS AGAIN* YALL ARE SUPERHUMANS FUCKING GOD

[ozlices]

another super insulting part of the watcher situation i haven't rly seen ppl addressing much

ryan deadass saying smth like "nobody else on youtube has made tv quality content"

like... i really feel like it's important to highlight that bc not only do they obviously have no respect for their audience, but that statement shows they have no respect for their peers in the industry, either.

not to mention it is a shining example of bleeding arrogance to such a high degree, you will straight up fucking lie bc you're truly convinced you're that special when you're anything but.

there's been NUMEROUS online creators who were recognized by entertainment industry workers BECAUSE they made tv quality content & even full stop blockbuster quality content.

bo burnham started on youtube & is now one of the most wellknown & loved standup comedians of our generation, with numerous netflix specials & even a movie he wrote & directed under his belt.

the try guys, fellow ex-buzzfeed employees, had their own tv specials on food network (based off their youtube shows, btw) & a documentary made about them as well

rosanna pansino has also been on numerous food network shows both as a host & a judge

quinta brunsun, another fellow ex-buzzfeed employee, went on to create her own whole ass sitcom that has been highly praised

matpat cameo'd in the fnaf movie because of his theories & multiple other fnaf creators had small cameos through the employee of the month board easter egg

markiplier made multiple high-quality shows on youtube & is now working on a highly anticipated movie (he was also planned to cameo in the fnaf movie but couldn't due to conflicting schedules with his own movie)

hot ones got their own tv gameshow due to their popularity & they are still one of the most wellknown, beloved & respected internet shows

many short films made on youtube went on to premiere at film festivals & even in theaters

the hit horror film "talk to me" was created by youtubers rackaracka

webseries of actual fucking tv shows have also existed for literal decades

the list goes on.

to seriously think that overproduced bullshit is all you need to make "tv quality content" is not only tone-deaf, but shows they do not even know what they're talking about. many tv shows & huge blockbuster movies are made with absolutely microscopic budgets & small teams, & they still get praised & awarded for the passion, dedication, & creativity that shined brightly under those restrictions.

the blair witch project is probably the most wellknown & highly praised example of this, but it is far from the Only example

it is a whole other slap in the face, again ESPECIALLY when puppet history is one of their most popular shows, to spit in the face of internet history. to see the success of their predecessors, even ppl they fucking worked with at buzzfeed, & deny them of all their success & efforts to get where they ended up.

no, y'all are not the first people to make "tv quality content" on the internet. FAR from it. because your crap isn't even genuine "tv quality".

but you are the first ones to ever disrespect not only your audience, but your own fucking industry & your peers on this level.

& you are the first & i sorely hope the only fuckwads dumb enough to pull a stunt this fucking stupid, out of touch & utterly tone deaf.

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

Really fucked up actually that the "you are valid" culture which, usefulness and uh, validity thereof aside, was intended to provide some some perspective for people who may have been blamed for harmless things they could not control morphed into "if strangers on the internet do not constantly tell me I'm good and perfect they are the oppressor" and "even constructively and gently telling me that I hold some power and responsibility to seek a better situation is an unspeakably cruel act."

[opikiquu]

iknow my comics are ugly please just hear me out

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The dog days are over.

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[kotelehnsherr]

HE WAS SO OFFENDED

[sixofclovers]

tecna this one goes out to you specifically

[sinsydia]

Brain

Rot

You feel me?????

[mirthmave]

So I was thinking about the whole younger siblings getting taller that older siblings thing that I am a victim of and it got me thinking.

So it’s known that some boys will continue to grow until they reach the age of 21 . Not all of them mind you, but some of them do.

From what I remember, Dick is currently 26, Jason is 22-23, Tim is forever 16-17 and Damian is 14.

Dick being the eldest was able to stay the tallest for a long time. Then Jason came back around 17-18 and suddenly his little brother isn’t so little anymore and Dick suddenly realises that it is possible that the others will get taller than him as well.

Damian is a given as Bruce is 6’2” so Dick knows that he hasn’t got a chance there, especially when Damian starts getting that mid-teen growth spurt. But Tim…

Tim has always been shorter than him by four inches. He’s 5’6” and Dick is 5’10” and the kid is barely growing. There is hope that he will continue to be taller than Tim!

Little does Dick know that Tim is still growing, just slowly.

Something happens that causes Tim and Dick not to see each other for a little while (nothing bad, just busy vigilante stuff) so it comes as a shock to Dick when they can all get together for dinner finally that he’s not seeing the top of Tim’s head.

No, that boy is now looking at him eye to eye.

Only not completely because Tim now has an inch on Dick.