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Secrets Unveiled for Branding Success | Darryl Omar
Discover the proven strategies and insider tips that industry leaders use to create compelling brand stories, establish brand authority, and achieve unparalleled success in the marketplaces. Learn how to create a brand that evokes emotions, establishes a strong market presence, and resonates with your target audience
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Hii! Can you do ghoap x reader fluff? Like cuddles with mild flirting (from soap, obviously) and like soap is the little spoon, because in return he gets head scratches in return, reader in the middle, and Simon as the big spoon just pressing his face into the crook of readers neck?
Would rlly apreciate it <3
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i loved this idea when i read it and then proceeded to take far too long to actually answer it lmao BUT!! here it is,, ghoap x fem!reader fluff - ty for the request 💓
you picked up the cheap jar of pasta sauce and compared it to the branded version stacked next to it. as far as you could tell, the ingredients were the same and the little veg chunks included weren’t any smaller.
you nodded to yourself. it was decided, you weren’t paying two quid extra just for a name, fuck dolmio.
you looked higher to the top shelf and frowned when you saw the pasta had been pushed away from the edge and you’d be unable to reach it on your own.
“need a hand, dove?”
you turned to see a handsome man with a mohawk beelining towards you, his eyes tracing your frame with hot familiarity. without waiting for your response, he bullied his way into your space to reach over you for the pasta. barely stepping back, he handed you the pack and looked you up and down.
“thanks, stranger,” you said, holding back a laugh at his amused smile. you saw the moment he decided to play along.
“pretty skirt,” he said and nodded down to your bare legs peeking out beneath the denim.
“hm, my boyfriend got me it,” you said, a little teasingly.
“oh? and this boyfriend, he’s left ye all alone to do the shoppin’ has he?”
“no, he’ll be back soon. and he’s kinda protective, won’t be happy seeing me talking to other guys,” you said trying not to smile.
“ah’m no’ scared,” he scoffed, his own smile breaking out as he looked around the aisle eagerly for the aforementioned boyfriend.
“i don’t know, he’s pretty big and strong, wears a scary mask,” you said.
“aye? reminds me o’ my boyfriend,” he said and you finally giggled, leaning in to kiss him and giving up playing pretend.
“dove, they got their tiger bread in stock again,” simon said as he rounded the corner of the aisle and interrupting your kiss. “i ha’n’t ‘ad this in ages.” simon barely paused at the unexpected appearance of johnny, his eyes turning up in the corners as he smiled under his mask. “johnny, look, tiger bread.”
“yeah, i seen, si,” johnny said fondly, crowding you back against the trolley. “only getting the one loaf?”
simon paused. “hm. you’re right.”
you snorted as he dropped the bread into the trolley before heading back to the bakery section and leaving the pair of you alone again.
“work was a fookin’ drag, dove, cannae stand all this paperwork they’re keepin’ me busy with,” johnny groaned into your temple. you petted his arm consolingly before turning back to your list and shopping trolley.
“you were injured less than a month back, john, you can’t have been expecting to be back in the field so soon?” you hummed as you continued shopping with johnny leant over your back.
his silence spoke volumes.
you shook your head as you made your way through the store and waved simon over as you passed him by, hoping he hadn’t harassed the bakery staff into making more tiger loaves last minute for him. the absolute fiend.
“wha’s wrong with him?” simon asked as he got back, hands full as he nodded to johnny’s slumped frame. you refrained from asking simon if you really needed three tiger breads and instead nudged your other boyfriend up from your shoulder.
“he’s bored,” you said easily, grinning when johnny pulled back properly to send you a betrayed look.
“fuck’s sake. c’mere,” simon huffed before dipping down to kiss him, chuffing a laugh as johnny sputtered at the woollen texture of the mask in between them. “you’ll be back in no time. just behave or it’ll be longer.”
“ye sound like cap,” johnny grimaced. he wiped a hand down his tired face. “when are we goin’ home, hm? fuckin’ knackered, could do with a nap before dinner.”
“y’drive ‘ere?” ghost asked while you grabbed a box of eggs, checking for any cracked inside.
“aye.”
“then you can leave whenever,” ghost said flatly, though the glint of his eyes in the overhead lights betrayed his amusement at johnny’s plight.
johnny pouted.
“yer cruel, si. tell him, dove, he’s heartless,” johnny bemoaned dramatically.
“you’re cruel and heartless, simon, would you prefer strawberry jam or raspberry for a change?”
“could be a treat,” ghost conceded.
johnny groaned at the both of you, pinching your hip when you laughed.
“you both know i cannae sleep without someone’s arms around me,” he huffed, turning his big puppy eyes on you both.
you caved immediately.
“aw poor baby,” you cooed, biting your lip when you saw simon roll his eyes. “let’s get this done quick then, yeah? go grab the burgers we like from the frozen section and that ice cream we got a couple weeks back.”
“yes, ma’am.” johnny jogged off.
“si, can i trust you not to make your way back to the bakery if i give you a list of items to grab?”
“no,” he admitted without shame. “i saw the lad in the back prepping more for tomorrow, think i could convince ‘im to cook ‘em now for me if given the time.”
“right. hand holding it is as we find the toiletries then. ‘s like herding cats with you two.”
simon hummed, his eyes trained on the section you knew the bakery to be hidden in.
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once home, johnny packed away the majority of your shopping in record time, snatching the jam from simon’s hands and almost throwing it onto the work top before plying his mask up one handed and dragging him down into a rough kiss with the other. you watched, amused, with raised eyebrows as johnny dragged him back towards the bedroom desperately, waving a hand at you and gasping out a needy, “dove, c’mon, stop fucking around,” in between wet kisses.
you didn’t need to be told twice before attaching your hands onto simon’s thick waist from behind, guiding them from bumping into any furniture or walls as they stumbled blind to the bedroom.
johnny pulled back with a dopey smile and pushed simon none too gently onto the bed. you took advantage of his lowered height and pulled off his mask completely, rubbing a gentle hand over his buzz cut hair and down to his jaw. you leant in for a soft peck before feeling johnny’s hands and arms wrap around your soft stomach.
he clung to you, nuzzling at your cheek over your shoulder until you turned in his arms to share your attention.
you heard the bed creak as simon settled further up the bed as johnny kissed you. you shuffled back, parting from johnny just long enough to get your bearings and climb onto the bed, simon’s hands moving to guide you back as johnny hummed against your lips.
you flopped back into simon’s arms, got comfortable as he wrapped you up and held you tight against him.
johnny sighed in relief at the sight and shuffled down so he could rest his head on your chest.
you gathered him close and laughed when he started whining when your hands stayed on his shoulders.
“so needy johnny, have you ever heard the phrase ‘patience is a virtue’?” you teased as you started to run your nails through his hair, lightly scratching until he sighed and dropped his body weight against you and simon.
“too t’red,” he mumbled.
simon lifted his warm hand from your hip and draped it heavily over the back of johnny’s neck, keeping him close. soon enough, the scot was snoring.
you tried not to laugh, your chest bouncing johnny with your muffled chuckles. “i think that might be a record.”
“tired lamb,” simon said condescendingly, but he rubbed his thumb lovingly over the soft skin behind johnny’s ear.
“don’t be mean.” you grinned back at him.
simon hummed and rested his head into the crook of your neck, tucking you in closer with the arm still wrapped underneath your waist. “not bein’ mean.”
he nipped at your neck, a soft nibble that had you gasping and clenching your thick thighs around the one johnny had slipped inbetween.
“prick,” you huffed without malice when he stopped and let out a long tired breath in your ear. he hummed with closed eyes, clearly not listening.
you chuffed a laugh into johnny’s hair. the low thrum of arousal simon had brought on was easy enough to ignore but you’d have rather he’d finished what he started. instead, you tucked your cold toes between his large calves behind you in penance and tugged johnny even closer, enough to smother him. with your arse perched perfectly in simon’s lap and johnny nestled close to his second favourite place on your body, you were sure they’d give you what you were after once their nap is over. you closed your eyes with a smile; you could wait for them to get their energy up, and you loved your puppy piles just as much as they did.
#idk if you wanted fem or gn reader but i went fem in the end bc it was easier to write :p#sorry if you wanted gn!! feel free to put in another request for it and ill get started lmao#i hope you like it!!#i know this is a little bit of a toe dip into smut and not just 100% soft pg fluff but i couldn’t help it#stellewrites asks#sorry but i had tiger bread for the first time in 2 years the other day and it changed my life#forgot how much i love that stuff#AND cheesy jalepeno bread OOO i need to get that again too#so basically put that into ghost here lmao ahdkajdjajsj#ghoap x reader#ghoap#ghost x reader#ghost x soap x reader#ghost x reader x soap#soap x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader x johnny mactavish#johnny soap mactavish x reader#i’ve got a petty hatred for branded stuff vs aldi’s own like the price difference is crazy but they’re exactly the same!!!#so that also jumped out at the start of this lmao#stelle writes n that
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au where team hebi agrees that it's a bad idea to leave kabuto unsupervised.... so they drag him along. as the team mascot
#naruto#naruto shippuden#team hebi#team taka#yakushi kabuto#also bc none of them really get how laundry works and y'know... hey kabuto's already used to cleaning up other people's messes#btw when i say mascot i mean like. he has to wear a snake costume in public#not to hide his identity or anything it's bc none of them want people thinking they're choosing to hang out with him#when they change the name kabuto thinks he's finally free but. whoopsies look at that a brand new hawk outfit#black zetsu rescues him so he can start bringing back some zombies. eventually.#he wants to poison them all so badly#unfortunately they happen to be four of the least poison-able people on the planet
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Okay I'm back on grinding out money pins in NEO (as you do) and I'm sorry was anyone going to tell me that the overpowered Gatto Nero pins are each named after a season and the flavor text says they're engraved with the words "seasons greetings"
Implying they were released as seasonal promotions, And, someone in the UG, who had access to pins, would be able to collect them, and be able to tell what time of year it was, perhaps important because their grasp of the passage of time is shaky, wherever they are. And perhaps they could read the pin, and be protected, not just by the power of the psychs, but by knowing that, somewhere, somewhere in the real world, the person who made the pin is trying to say hello?
Or was I supposed to notice on my own and come up with this elaborate headcanon on my own?
#I've heard the hc that the gatto nero pins are shiki trying to reach out. but I had never really THOUGHT about it#oh my god. she tried. she tried with everything she had#thinking about her making this set year after year. her having twelve of these collected in a box somewhere. Four for every year he missed#about how of COURSE its by season. gatto nero is a FASHION BRAND. its one for every season of hers he missed the shows and the lines#and the design process and her artblocks and her breakthroughs and her runway weeks and the tears and the smiles and their dream#coming together bit by bit. and he doesnt get to be there.#but she can do something. she can try to keep him aware. she can tell him that somewhere the spring flowers are blooming.#she can reach out and say 'hey. its summer. and I'm thinking about you.'#'its autumn. the leaves are starting to turn and fall. I'm still thinking about you.'#'hey. it's been a couple of months. the snows just started to fall. I dont know if it's falling where you are. But I'm thinking about you.'#SCREAMING#ON MY HANDS AND KNEES DRY HEAVING#the world ends with you#twewy#neo the world ends with you#neo: the world ends with you#neo: twewy#neo twewy#ntwewy#twewy spoilers#ntwewy spoilers#shiki misaki#neku sakuraba
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sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » the astronomer philosopher, the earth and the moon
#sas rogue heroes#sasrh:canonau#augustin jordan#eoin mcgonigal#paddy mayne#although it is true paddy orbits eoin like the moon does the earth (moreso after the first jump)#and that everyone knows theyre basically attached at the hip (however you wish to interpret that)#it is *also* true the more the sas wins and advances the more david is requesting paddys presence for important matters#(and *yes* david's quite sure LT mcgonigal can handle waiting outside the tent on his own paddy hes a big boy alright now get in there)#HOWEVER#paddy starts noticing that ACTUALLY eoin is not waiting on his own so much cause theres another fucking lieutenant#who keeps orbiting around almost like moth to flame#and its weird but its no big deal at first - eoin is a social guy anyways so it makes sense even if this ones french ?#(plus paddy keeps his one on one time so no notes there)#BUT#suddenly they're sharing looks and smiles and sort of digs at each other and paddy knows damn well the way eoin is teasing#and apparently frenchie goes along with it adding his own brand of *something* and what the fuck#and then it seems like they have almost inside jokes and sometimes paddy gets out of his stupid briefing#and jordan is walking away all too pleased and eoin is all to calm smiling up at him like he didn't just maybe spent an hour#talking to a fucking french of all people. THIS ONE french of all people.#but then eoin is very good at distracting him and hoarding his attention away from other things#especially when he grabs his arm to drag him to the piano#(and in truth what nags at paddys brain is that he doesn't *hate* this necessarily ?? even if the knowledge picks at his brain)#(it... gets his attention it makes him think and wonder and he gets a little grumpy sure cause thats his eoin BUT#he doesn't hate it necessarily. and *that* should be a problem or something)#anyways back with my all have two hands agenda !!! look how cute they look together !!!
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Y’all are aware we probably have to keep it in the top 10 overall into at least the 19th right? One business day after initial intended marketed advertised release supposedly. Then we should be good unless Mark says otherwise.
#don’t count your chickens before they hatch this is amazon we need to keep up the momentum since it’s already started#despite what public platforms and Mark says that this isn’t malicious I’m not buying it I think it was intended#industries actively don’t want indie people succeeding usually and they’ll pull stunts like this easily#or I should say industry execs to be specific and CEOs probably#wouldn’t want to have to start paying a bunch of indie creators fair pay when you can underpay already known companies and brand employees#but there’s a deeper conversation to be had about that in a different day and post and I’m not well educated on it#I hope Markiplier iron lung doesn’t get stuck in production limbo please fingers crossed we make this happen#this really is exposing how scummy the film industry can be thou which is a fascinating look into how bad stuff is#anyway go watch edge of sleep legally if you can!#idk any sites to watch it otherwise atm for people region locked out who wanna talk about it to help support the show#mine#op#the edge of sleep#teos
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Sorry guys I gotta speak my truth on this one
I'm not kidding when I say that I think that blaming shit media literacy from fans on shipping/shippers avoids the actual root of the problem to throw people you can easily throw under the bus (simply because it's not unpopular to consider people who post about ships or ship characters in media as having lesser or derivative tastes by default)
And here's why.
I think when you blame people who are "shippers" or "consume media through shipping lenses", the true root of it all is a mindset problem.
In actually, putting on shipping lenses can be helpful when trying to analyze a piece of media. When analyzing media you're supposed to approach it through a number of mindsets and put on different lenses (both to deepen your personal understanding of the media, and to pick it apart and see what you can find there (whether intentional or not on the author's part)), and different ships can be some of those lenses
When it comes to ships between main characters (for those who are genuinely willing to see what the narrative is showing with their relationship and what it's doing), there are times when analyzing it from a shipping lens may be helpful. As someone from KH fandom, I have seen people come to deeper understandings and pick canon apart in the process of analyzing a relationship that is genuinely integral to the story (platonic or not). I've also seen people get into rarepairs of characters who barely interact or who just suffer little screen time, and I've seen them come to better understandings of those side characters and how they potentially fit into the world of the media simply because people are now focusing on these characters and how they fit into the narrative.
Frankly, I resent the idea that the only way to truly objectively analyze a piece of media is by turning off the part of your brain that gets excited over relationships and individual characters. Don't get me wrong, that is a way to approach a piece of media and a valid one at that, but the truth is that we cannot be free of bias.
For instance, I was watching House MD with my parents circa last year. At some point I started heavily tuning into what was going on with House and Wilson's relationship. My parents, on the other hand, were largely watching casually. They're not thinking of character relationships or getting heavily invested in most characters, they're watching because they like watching. One of them in particular did try to analyze things that were happening in the show as they happened. However, when it came to the scene late in the series where House threw out Dominika's letter approving her American citizenship, my parents could understand that he was doing that because he didn't want her to leave, but not much beyond that. I ended up explaining to them that House's fake marriage for Dominika was an explicit parallel to when Wilson was living with House in the early seasons. Both situations started with House being none too happy about it but ultimately letting them stay, spending a considerable amount of effort getting them to leave/getting this situation to be finally over so he didn't have to deal with it anymore, and then by the time a piece of news comes through that would mean the person in question actually leaves, House hides this news as long as he can. Because he doesn't actually want them to leave and has grown attached. And by doing this he became a self fulfilling prophecy. By reacting to the truth of Wilson and Dominika leaving him the way he does, he seals his fate and they ultimately leave anyways. Maybe I ship Hilson, but becoming open to how their relationship was handled allowed me to transition to doing character studies and recognizing patterns/parallels that I wouldn't have noticed if I didn't particularly care about the characters or their relationship.
Likewise, I've seen mutuals complain about how people who don't like or don't care about certain characters often overlook these characters (what they're actually like and their place in the narrative), while the mutuals in question (by default) are able to come to deeper understanding of what the writers/story is trying to do because they care about this funky guy
You can't eradicate bias when you're engaging in media analysis, but you can consciously put on a range of lenses and observe the media through different povs with the goal of understanding the media better or bolstering your reading of it. And those lenses/povs can include focusing on specific relationships or the perpective of certain characters
And this is why I say it's actually a mindset problem. Shippers and people who have this one blorbo they like a lot aren't inherently terrible "fandom brained individuals" who are the root of media analysis problems. The problem only arises when people's readings/analysis of a piece of media are inherently restrictive/narrow and self centered. Your problem is with people who view a piece of media through a ship they like but don't keep an open mind about it, and whose "media analysis"/views on canon cannot be split from fanon and their comfortability levels. These are the people whose "media analysis" starts and ends with justifying their fanon as canon, whose views on media revolve around sorting characters and relationships into categories they personally enjoy rather than trying to understand what's going on.
Here's another example.
Here we have a fictional ship we'll call uhhhh...Blanebin. this fictional ship I made up on the spot for characters that don't exist named Blane and Corbin
Person A is super into Blanebin. They're part of the main cast of characters and canonically childhood best friends, so person A (as much as they enjoy fanart and fic) is also enjoying analyzing how narratively important to each other they are. Recently, Corbin started dating another character in canon, but Person A is enjoying watching how Blane is reacting to this. "Is this potentially a tell that Blane is jealous or is having complicated feelings about this? What if he was, how would that contextualize his behavior this season? Here's what I think based on how Blane dealt with explicit jealousy last season in a different situation". It's not impossible that person A is still missing further understanding due to their obsession with Blanebin, but at the end of the day this obsession has allowed them to start picking through the characters both in and outside this relationship. It has allowed them to see potential subtext and theorize on what might happen next with these characters' relationship. Not to mention that with addition of Corbin dating someone else, instead of trying to erase this fact or state that Corbin canonically isn't into that person, Person A is trying to factor in how Corbin's current dating life affects his relationship with Blane (irregardless on personal views on the nature of Corbin's relationship with the person he's dating).
Person B is also super into Blanebin. They really enjoy fanart and fic of the characters, love obsessing over their moments together, and just feel like there's really something between the characters. To person B, every moment between them is just further proof that the writers are ship teasing them. But Corbin getting together with someone else this season? Oh that pissed person B off. They cannot believe that even though Corbin and Blane are CLEARLY gay for each other the writers had Corbin get with someone else this season. Perhaps, they think, it was even a decision specifically made to spite fans. How evil of the writers to tease a perfectly good ship and then have them not get together first? They must have been just doing those teases to get views from Blanebin shippers those scoundrels. To Person B, since Corbin started dating someone when he obviously has some chemistry with Blane (even though the series is far from over) means that Blanebin can never get together now and Corbin x person he's dating is ruining Blanebin by existing. In fact, they think, this is terrible writing for Corbin to be dating someone else because they don't like that relationship and don't see the point. Obviously if the writers were good then Corbin would have started dating Blane instead because this was supposed to be the Blanebin show.
Person C despises Blanebin. Don't get them wrong, they've always enjoyed the character's childhood friendship, but they actually have always thought Blane would have been better off with Victoria. They have a lot of moments too! But they're tired of seeing people ship Blanebin. Corbin just got together with someone else, so obviously that's not gonna work out. Plus Corbin and Blane totally has always given person C bro vibes. In fact, person C thinks, sure Corbin and Blane have a close friendship, but people shouldn't be shipping them. Person C likes Blanetoria and Blanetoria can't be canon if Corbin is in the way of it. So Person C likes to read Blanebin as siblings anyways. Sure they're canonically friends, but obviously their friendship turned into brotherhood. This means that nothing can be in the way of Blanetoria and Corbin can keep dating the person he's already canonically dating. Actually, now Blanebin just straight up makes Person C uncomfortable. Don't the pesky shippers understand that Blanebin are sibling coded because they're childhood best friends and that they're important to each other because they're brothers? It's obvious to anyone with eyes.
Sure, ships are involved here, but is the root of this problem shipping? Character A isn't as knowledgeable of other characters in the plot due to this lens they're using, but at the end of the day they're dedicated to analysis. Their love of the characters is pushing them beyond what they like or dislike to try to understand what might be happening through their lens. Not perfect, but they are slowly broadening their horizons. But Person B and C's problems here are their restrictiveness. What is or should be canon to them is tantamount to what they personally like or find comfortable. Is person C actually analyzing the this fake show when they decide to "read" Blanebin as basically canonically siblings (and this all of their moments are totally a bro thing) just because they don't like Blanebin and the idea of them getting together over Blanetoria makes them uncomfortable? Is person B actually analyzing this fake show when their "analysis" of Blanebin goes only as far as asserting it's being ship teased and deciding anything short of canonizing Blanebin is a targeted attack or "bad writing" because it's not what they wanted personally to happen?
This is what I'm talking about. This is the mindset. Shipping isn't the problem. The problem is when people marry fanon and canon to the point where they have a vested interest in superimposing their fanon over canon as "a reading" and trying to make "collective decisions" on what is canon (or what canon is trying to say) based on what does or doesn't make them uncomfortable. The problem is people being restrictive and centering their own likes and dislikes in the conversation, so they can only interact with canon "analysis" wise by deciding what is canon or should be canon "as obviously agreed on by everyone". You can't simply claim you like media analysis. To be able to analyze media and bolster your views on any given canon, you must be open to looking at it through multiple povs, to studying characters without trying to pretend things you don't like don't exist or do like do exist. There is a balance that must be kept between trying to keep objectivity and putting on specific focus/bias based upon the lenses you're putting on. You have to be willing to try to figure out what a media is doing or saying, not saying you're trying to figure out what it's saying while in actuality trying to define the narrative around what people believe it's saying in ways that suit you.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
#fandom wank#on the flip side it really just doesn't all happen with shipping#doesn't this go the same way when someone hates a character so they brand them with terrible terms and act like they're terrible without#actually taking a second to analyze them simply because they dislike that character?#Hell I've seen people get really invested in platonic relationships on the fanon side‚ start labeling them as siblings because the idea of#people shipping them makes them uncomfortable‚ and then when new canon doesn't fulfill their hopes they still act like those characters#being siblings to each other is canon because it makes them uncomfortable if that's not true#I've seen people watch a trailer for a piece of media before it comes out‚ build up an entire story in their head based on that trailer#that they've designated as their perfect idea of how to handle concepts presented in the trailer‚ and then when canon doesn't end up going#that way they decide that it's bad writing simply on the grounds that this wasn't the story they wanted. so they unironically act like#writers can only be good writers if the writers play into their specific wants as the audience or things they as an audience member thinks#would be great#genuinely even if people turn off the ship side of their brain or the side that gets obsessed with characters they can still be one of those#people who acts like they love media analysis but ultimately are shit at it#I didn't put this in the body of the post cause it didn't really fit but I have to say this too#I think that 'There are multiple readings one can glean from a text and no reading is the 'true' one‚ and this is okay' and 'not every#reading is a valid one or a good one' are statements that can and should coexist#There is a difference between genuinely reading into a piece of media based on what is happening in it and purposely miscontruing and#twisting canon in a direction that contradicts text so you can then quell all criticism by saying that it's just 'a reading' and#'all readings are valid'#What I'm saying is that if you see a blue car‚ the way you get 'valid readings is people who are determining what shade of blue it is or#what it being a blue car means or the author's intent making the car blue or even speculation as to why it's blue and not potentially other#color. A case of an 'invalid reading' in this case is if someone pointed at the blue car‚ said it's canonically red and the author obviously#intended it to be red and it's canonically red‚ and then when people point out that the car is very much not canonically red (that you#can see it is a very clear shade of blue) this person doubled down and started saying that the 'haters' are being rude by implying that#their personal reading of the text is invalid (in other words 'no you can't get mad at me for saying the blue car is red because it's my#reading of the text and all readings are valid no matter what!')#anyways sorry for going off there#it just pisses me off when people repeat the argument that people who like certain things as fans are inherently unable to perform good#media analysis and are the root of fandom media illiteracy.
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crackfic where tooth fairy keeps accidentally running over various people and somehow being the catalyst for them getting together with someone.
call that. call that the. the soulmate subaru of enforcement au
#certified storm moments#tooth fairy#reverse 1999#since subaru is the lesbian car brand she just keeps. getting lesbians together#isokania? boom toof hits kakania accidentally with her car and it starts the isokania sickfic (car accident injury) where they finally have#the time to talk and... maybe get back together? idk#some fucking reason she somehow rear ends sophia with a car. has to be brought back to the foundation/suitcase thus getting her back#in touch with 37 and this is how we get to undoom 37phi slightly#that subaru will undoom lesbians one car collision at a time
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thinking about the one month relationship that leads to a pregnancy and navigating the aftermath. this works for literally anyone but feels extra yummy with pope
#wellll with Charlie it would be like idk. a power play thing#he’s hitting it raw from the first date and has every intention of making you this housewife#okay jack abbot is so ready to be a dad even if he doesn’t realize it#would be extra cute if you worked with him and got to fall in love more while the pregnancy goes on#but pope. oh my god#being someone that he feels remotely calm around and#getting closer and slowly slowly opening up to each other and you only start sleeping together not that long ago and boom. knocked up#figuring out how to manage a brand new relationship and pregnancy with him would be sooooooooooooooo oh god oh god oh god
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idk man the thing about the series post pjo is that it wants you to be aware of all the fucked up traumatic childhoods and systematic abuse all the characters experience but it doesn't want you to be too aware to the point that you're hung up on it and are calling for fundamental changes to the system.
if you dare call out all these issues the response you usually get is "these books are for kids :) what did you expect" "what you want out of it won't happen because this is children's media" .. but like dude look at all the heavy topics we're dealing with here lol. my bad for wanting all these issues acknowledged to the point where there's genuine resolve for these characters
#just thinking about how going to tartarus seemed like no big deal in tsats#and how percy is going to a university that wont admit him unless he gets 3 recc letters from the gods bc hes still paying for his existenc#is it on brand and fucked up for the gods to do this to him? yeah#but why is he just going with it#as if going to a mortal college is not an option for him#if those books went the direction of#“ykw i actually only hung on to this idea bc i buried my trauma so deep and this gave me a reason to keep going”#if both percy and annabeth had realizations at the end of the trilogy that this isnt actually want they want#if there is some emotional resolve for the both of them after years of going through traumatic event after traumatic event#that would actually be such a pleasant surprise and it would show maturity and growth for both characters#which we didnt really get to see with either of them after hoh#its hard to follow the plot of these new books when both these characters (and frankly jason leo and the others) have issues#that are deeply glossed over and not rlly talked about#am i making sense#yeah i do want them to have happy endings but how am i meant to believe they *are* happy when absolutely nothing has changed#ig theres a lot to say about the cycle of abuse and generational trauma#but the execution is :/#and jason died before we could really dive into his trauma#dont get me started on hazel leo and the others#pjo#percy jackson#cin's txt.
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Even in her newsletter Izzy makes me laugh
this is such a dumb car but at least it’s one I can draw somewhat
#She had a joke about becoming a megalomaniac from how many people read the newsletter and that she’s gonna start driving a cybertruck#and launch an overpriced skincare brand#and idk this woman makes me laugh I’m such a fan so I doodled that mental image#Izzy Roland#isabella roland#dropout#I’m on family vacation but when I get hold I’m cat hing up on nsbu and watching bigger it’s gonna be so good
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kinda sucks that I couldn’t play datv long enough to see the solavellan reunion but oh well
#I don’t remember what the last straw was but I had a realization like#“why do i have to pretend im not playing a game from my favorite franchise in order to even remotely enjoy it?”#and that’s truly fucking bullshit as someone who has loved this franchise for years and given bioware sooooo much of my time money#and devotion. it doesn’t feel the same and none of my choices matter and things I was hoping to get resolved from past games more often than#not didn’t even get mentioned or were shoved under the rug in an easily missed codex entry#the fact that solavellan is in my fucking VEINS and I don’t even have the motivation to trudge through the rest of this game is telling#I should’ve known after what they did with andromeda they’d fuck this up#but if they made the game for the old fans the new ones wouldn’t throw money at them so alas#*johnny silverhand theme starts playing*#where is my nuke#any time I start to talk about this I start calm and it finds a way to upset me enough that I get actually angry#remember when I was a bioware brand embassador hhhahahahhshsjsa wait I still am#I cannot promote that shit anymore#I’m typing all of this with a lucanis pfp because I don’t hate the characters I hate how they were written if that makes sense#datv critical#I’m just SAD ok#stuck between wanting to play dragon age when I want comfort and knowing that I will never get a conclusion to any of the points brought up#dai wasn’t perfect either by all means but jesus christ at least it had consistency#anyway play cyberpunk 2077 for clear skin#shut up kenna#IM IRATE NOW. FUCK#I’m not even like… like I am truly at my core not a hateful person. I am not a hater#but this game is truly 100% grass fed grade A ass#ok i’m done
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Thinking to myself about who is the most fuckable character in hades and honestly the characters are so diverse I think the answer is everyone, it really all depends on your type
Like obviously we have aphrodite she’s in a category of her own you work girl
Are you bisexual? Throw dionysus into that mix
Into milfs? Nyx and persephone are right there
Into dilfs? Girl achilles and patroclus are lined up
Want a sad, edgy boy? Thanatos and orpheus are your guys
Want a bad boy? Ares girl have you SEEN him?!
You want a hot woman to step on you? My brother in christ megaera is right there
Calling all lesbians I have an artemis and a eurydice right here for you
Want a cutie patootie? Hypnos, hermes and dusa at your beck and call
Are you a furry? Asterius babe get into it
Himbos? Zagreus and theseus they’re hot they’re dumb they’re perfect for you
Do you straight up wanna fuck someone’s grandma? BABYGIRL DEMETER IS THE ONE FOR YOU
Tall dark and handsome? May I introduce you to charon?
Literally are you aroace? Babe guess what dusa is still there start that cute little qpr
Monsterfucker? MORE dusa MORE asterius WE GOT SKELLY WE GOT THE FURY SISTERS AND Y’KNOW WHAT FUCK IT I’LL TOSS PRIMORDIAL CHAOS IN THERE WHY NOT
I could go on forever but this post is already too long and I think you get the idea. Anyways play hadesgame please
#I feel like a used car salesman trying to convince you to buy one of my cars#except all of the cars are brand new lamborghini’s and I’m handing them out for free#this is how I spread propaganda to the masses#YOU get a hades character YOU get a hades character EVERYONE gets a hades character!!!!#don’t even get me started in hades 2 because I WILL go on and on about *checks list* Everyone.#can you tell I’m sleep deprived and unhinged#ough anyways I hope at least one person appreciates this#hades game#hades supergiant
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I strongly feel that in Hawk’s evil bitch s3 era he gets super into American Idiot. Stewing in his room punching the wall like no one understands me… I’m so alternative while listening to one of the biggest hit albums of the 21st century. When Demetri tells him it got a musical adaptation he gets so mad he punches Kyler
#here’s how it goes 2 me:#one day hawk shows up in a brand new hot topic hand grenade heart t shirt. gets a few compliments whatever#Demetri sees it and immediately starts looking up trivia that doesn’t cater to Hawk’s toxic macho interpretation#when he sees the stuff about St Jimmy in the musical adaptation he’s like oh my god he’s going to lose his macho shit if hears this#at lunch he stops Hawk to compliment the shirt like great album! did you see the musical? :)#Hawk’s like. the WHAT? and Demetri’s like the broadway musical of course! love that they generally get a woman to play St Jimmy! 😍#Hawk gets so angry he bluescreens#and then Kyler comes over like what is UP Hawk my dude my new dojo compatriot#Hawk turns around and punches Kyler super hard in the arm and walks away seething#that night he shreds the shirt and swears off Green Day forever bc not even St Jimmy is there for him 😭🤬.#but not b4 he watches a youtube bootleg of the musical#just for confirmation y’know?#stfu kor#post hard post fast no mercy#cobra kai#hawk cobra kai#hawk moskowitz#eli moskowitz#cobra kai season 3#Kyler park#it’s very important to me that during the brief Hawk Kyler cobra eras Hawk is just always beating the shit out of Kyler. which. deserved#demetri alexopoulos#american idiot
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Im dying trying to write this meta. Trying to make a clear point without people taking it as character bashing.
Like yes, of course I like his character and I am happy he is in DAI, but they dropped such a nugget of gold by relegating him to just Commander and not even using it to further his narrative.
#dragon age inquisition#dragon age#i have to keep writing that this is my opinion and not objective fact#that you can disagree thats fine#like everytime i make these kinds of posts i get asks complaining that im bashing or complaining to be a hater#no i just like to dissect his story and analysis what is going on with his story#am i a bit dissatisfied by how his story is lacking in DAI? sure#but sometimes it feels like im not allowed to feel that as a cullen fan? that i have to be happy with what i have or else im branded a hater#which is dumb because fanfiction and headcanon exist because things lack#whats that old phase? 'the number of fanfic a series has is based on how good or bad the show started continued and ended'#plus these analysis help me figure out how i want to write cullen in the future#in what topics i want to tackle and how i want to tackle them#im not saying what i write will be better but its just a different avenue of exploration i personally want to travel to
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New President song is good. Drums, guitar, n bass go hard as hell. The vocals remain passable. I don't wanna talk about any other details, that's playing basketball on a minefield, and one cheeky youtube comment already pissed me off.
#my stuff#i actively despise the discussion around this band bc fuckin hollow skulled wannabe know-it-alls gotta get their Identity thoughts in#how bout you listen to the music and shut the fuck up#brand new fuckin band pops up and the internet's most disrespectful creeps start throwin names and IDs around#and bc these dumbasses have one brain cell you know what names they're throwin out first. plastered fuckin everywhere.#i ain't see shit that ruins anything for me but it's borderline and i hope the fuck responsible gets his back broken.#same motherfuckers who call the lead singer of ghost by his gov name like you're fuckin buddies.#if it wasn't for legal stuff getting leaked none of these shits would have known that info either#i ain't know anybody in any of the anon bands i listen to and i hope that stays true as long as is absolutely possible.
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