#how would mike taste like. hm

[friedri-ce]

I wanna bite Michael for no reason

AGHHHHH WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS....

[rottingangelic]

can't even breakfast >.<

you finish making a nice big smoothie and you come out on the porch to meet your boyfriend...

he's standing there, enjoying the fresh air and scanning the neighborhood. the morning sun dances on his face.

you excitedly show him your creation and he turns to you, grinning wide.

"ah, that looks good. for a second i was worried there, thought you fell in the blender."

you giggle and blush as he comes closer, tucking a strand of your hair behind your ear, his fingers gently tracing down the side of your neck before cupping your chin in his hand.

"and you'll have to share some of that smoothie with me, darlin~"

you had really made it for both of you to share, guessing he would have an appetite for the little green blend. you're practically a puddle on his hands anyway, and he could have whatever he wanted.

"okay mike, you can have some. it's really yummy~ here you go..."

he hums in contentment, happily taking a sip of the the smoothie and licking his lips in approval. he leans his face closer, eyes dancing with mischief.

"mike! mike... don't get me all flustered~"

you mewl, heart racing... a smirk breaks across his face, his fingers tracing over your jawline again as he moves even closer.

"oh really? you're blushing again, cariño. am i getting to you?"

you get even more bashful, becoming a bit smaller in his hands. "yes, yes... ahhh.... mike... you're so mean! how am i supposed to drink this smoothie like this!"

he reaches up and runs his fingers through your hair, gently tugging on a lock of it as he gazes at you.

"aww, are you having trouble, hm? maybe i don't mind that... i like getting you all flustered, cariño..."

you sputter a bit, jumbling over your words. he chuckles, gently tilting your chin up higher in his hand and holding it there to keep you focused on him.

"hmmm... you're such a mess right now. it's adorable." he laughs softly at your wide eyes before dipping his head down, his lips meeting yours and kissing you so sweetly. his hand that isn't holding your chin moves to the small of your back and presses you closer. you moan his name a bit, half in exasperation half in dizzy pleasure. he pulls you even closer against him, trapping you between his body and the porch beam as he deepens the kiss. he can feel you melt into him and he chuckles lowly, nuzzling into the crook of your neck.

"mm~ cariño~ you taste much better than that smoothie~"

you let out an overwhelmed huff. "mike, you're so naughty!" you scold. he lets out another amused noise against your neck, pressing a soft kiss there before pulling away, tracing circles across your skin. he gives you a cocky grin, leaning in close again. "mmm~ you love it when i get naughty, mi vida~"

[yoshinoritoshi]

If reader-chan was a vampire, who of the IDV men would let her feed from him?

Hm, there's very few who would outright say no, but there's some I think who would want it the most...

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William, for one, cause he's really healthy and his body is big and strong! So his blood ought to be extra tasty too, right? Not to mention, he likes having you feed from him, as a matter of fact, can you sit on his lap while you suck from his neck? He promises to try his very hardest to not pass out, because he doesn't like the scent of blood very much.

Mike is very active, so he's constantly got blood flowing, but he's also fairly thin, so you can't do big feedings from him... But he'll happily let you stand behind him and drink from him while he's using his hands to work on refilling his bombs. Just make sure you give him a kiss after you're done because he's going to feel a bit woozy... And he requires compensation!

Luchino wants you to drink from him, badly, and he tells you to drink as much as you want, seriously. Unfortunately, his blood tastes terrible due to less oxygen within his blood cells (it's a reptile thing). The only time his blood tastes decent is after he's just finished with a match and all his running has left him panting and exhausted, but his cells do have more oxygen in them... Unfortunately, he will faint if you drink from him at that time, but he also... doesn't care, please do it while he's unconscious, please.

Florian is also very eager to have you drinking from him, and thankfully his blood doesn't have any issues, so you can usually feed for quite a bit with no problem. The only thing wrong then, per say, is that he doesn't want you to stop drinking. "More, just a bit more, please!" Both sides of his neck, from his wrists, thighs, stomach, he doesn't care, just keep drinking till he's completely drained! It's honestly a bit scary how much he wants you to drink from him, you'll have to pretend to drink once you get to a certain point or else he's going to actually die.

Naib eats a lot, so he's got plenty of blood to spare, actually. In fact, hell probably be eating even while you drink from him, because he has to replenish those cells, you know? He'll gladly let you sit sideways in his lap and cling to him while he scarfs down his meal... And you have you're too. Isn't that so kind? Even if everyone is staring, he doesn't care, the scent or sight of blood doesn't upset him or his stomach at all. Just don't drain him dry, he'll need some of that blood to think with, after all, he doesn't want to become like the brainless Florian...

Ithaqua isn't the best source of blood actually, but he understands 'inhuman" desires and wants to help you out. Hell even pulling down his hood and adjust his tunic just so you can have access to his neck, if that's your favorite spot... But otherwise, he's fine letting you get a quick snack from his wrist between matches. The only thing with him though... Is that his blood is really cold, it's not a natural temperature at all, so if you have sensitive teeth to the chill... Well, he understands if you prefer someone else.

And finally, Jose, but because he's a good source of blood at all, but because when you drink from him, it gives you a buzz. He likes himself some good alcohol after all, and his inebriated state makes him much more willing to let you get a taste of him... At the cost of you feeling woozy for a while afterwards. Jose likes how you act after you drink from him though, it's funny, so he encourages it anytime you wanna let loose for a bit, okay?

Honorable mention goes out to Andrew, who would WANT you to feed from him, but due to his condition... He would become so weak after one mouthful that he faints on the spot. Really though, he insists he wants you to drink from him, no one else, he can handle it! And he whimpers in defeat when you have to insist that he can't... But you'll still use him for a light snack, right? A little pick me up? Because you love him the most? ...he'll be really relieved when you promise you still love his blood best.

[nenynrawrites]

Deep kisses

How it feels to kiss them

Based off of this GIF:

Axl: You might not think about it at first with his rough exterior, but when he wants to, he can be as soft as cotton candy. He'll lead you but also follow you. If you need your time with it, he won't rush it:>

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Guns n Roses

Slash: Loves to turn the kisses into a little conversation with praise in between and lots and lots of lip biting! Like a little kitten:>

Izzy: No matter how many times you kissed him, it always felt like the first time (cue ,,Feels like the first time" by Foreigner). Hesitating but curious, and the reward for it was so soft, it felt like a cloud:>

Duff: Do kisses everywhere count as deep kisses, too? Because whenever you're lost in kisses, he'll make sure not to forget to worship every part of your body, because according to him ,,That's what makes you you.":>

Steven: Okay, with Steven...Sometimes it can feel all over the world, like, so many emotions at once, but other times, it just tastes what love feels like: Safe and fun:>

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Alice in Chains

Layne:

Loves to mess around, so sometimes his kisses aren't even full, more pecks to the corner of your mouth, but when either of you wants to, they can be very meaningful, even turning naughty after a bit;>

Jerry:

No matter if it's a hello / goodbye / just because kiss: It'll always feel emotional. For you it might feel like a second, but for him it's ages. But of a feeling he never wants to lose:>

Sean:

Eye👏contact👏! But before, not during...Otherwise, I think we'll have a problem...But! He's so soft, and no matter how long you two have been together, he'll always be giddy about it, because hey: He gets to KISS YOU!:>

Mike Starr:

Short and sweet but a teeny tiny bit hard (he underestimates himself sometimes). His favourite kind of kisses are the ones he gives you when he comes home in the middle of the night, when he can finally calm down:>

Mike Inez:

Veeeery similar to Steven, but! Sir would like to add a million nicknames in between. They feel like snowflakes:>

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Metallica

James:

Rough, but not too rough, and it has much meaning, too. The both of you calm down everytime you kiss, so sometimes you just make out for that reason, but end up basically spelling ,,I love you" with them:>

Lars:

Why do I think it's a bit weird to kiss him? Like, just at first, but when you warm up to it, it's so...Comfortable. As if you've never done anything else:>

Kirk:

A👏tten👏tive! Kisses are his time to explore how you feel and how it makes him feel. To him, you're the most precious thing in the world, and this goes both ways. His kisses taste like vanilla sugar:>

Cliff:

Kinda sloppy? But not the bad kind, just a little bit not there...No, really, his kisses are so soft, you're wondering how, given that he smokes so much! They always have want in them, a want for more and you obviously try your best to deliver that:>

Jason:

A bit like Cliff and Sean: He gets to kiss you and at the same time, he can't wait to kiss you! So, pretty boy is yearning for them!:>

Rob:

Shy kisses! He might seem like somebody with an outgoing personality, but he likes the quiet between you two. It's always like a first kiss scenario, no matter if it happened for the millionth time!:>

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Type O Negative

Peter:

He LIVES for kisses (and affection of any kind). He feels (and is) like a weighted blanket that makes all your worries go away, your mind empty and just him on your mind:>

Josh:

Have you seen how soft his hair looks? Even softer are the kisses! He puts a lot of meaning into each and everyone of them, hoping you'll catch the hints. Also, just like Duff, loves to move them all over your body if he can:>

Kenny:

Hm, how could his be...Is beautiful an emotion? Sure is! Kissing him feels like a tiny butterfly flying up to you and landing on your nose:>

Johnny:

He's more of a joking kisser. Means, he's either before, during or after telling a joke, because what he loves to see the most during each kiss, is to see you smile. But flower-like would fit:>

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Hanoi Rocks

Michael:

Elegant, if that even works, but lazy? He loves little pecks, but when he goes all in, it's literally cotton candy...And tastes just like it, too!:>

Razzle:

Close👏ness👏! If his lips are on yours, you bet his hands are everywhere. He loves to pull you as close as possible, needing to know that you're there:>

Andy: (You can add yourself)

Sami: (You can add yourself)

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The Strokes

Julian:

Sloppy and weird, but that's because he loves seeing you embarassed by it! No I'm joking, he's actually very sweet about it. Has a tendency to bite and pull...A lot...:3

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Bon Jovi

Jon: (You can add yourself)

Richie:

Playful, 'nough said:3

Alec: (You can add yourself)

David: (You can add yourself)

Tico: (You can add yourself)

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Steel Panther

Michael: (You can add yourself)

Satchel:

Fun and deep. To him it's like oxygen he's breathing

Stix:

Why do I feel like he kisses sloppy just because he likes it...?

Lexxi: (You can add yourself)

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Def Leppard

Rick:

Joe: (You can add yourself)

Sav: (You can add yourself)

Have you SEEN that cute face!? Anyways, they're meaningful, playful and just...Tasteful;3

Phil:

Philosophical! As if you got pulled or are a part of a poem! Soft and guiding, with no carry in the world:>

Steve:

Like a ray of sunshine! It always feels, and makes you feel, warm and fuzzy. It's been so long, yet you never managed to figure out what made his kisses so special. Maybe just because it was him:3

Vivian:

He's a softy, like...Imagine the softest plush animal, okay? It feels like that! And shy, too:>

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Skid Row

Sebastian:

Dramatic...And...Sassy? Honestly, whenever that happens, he's in some kind of predicament. Actually, most kisses happen because he's playing stupid, but that's just because he loves to play that role:3

Rob: (You can add yourself)

Rachel: (You can add yourself)

Scotti: (You can add yourself)

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Megadeth

Dave:

Breathtaking! Every kiss of his feels like it would be the last one, because if he could, he would never stop. It just tells him that you're here, makes him feel grounded:>

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Nirvana

Kurt:

Kurt and kissing you are best friends. And any kind of kiss, whether it's on your lips, your hand, your forehead...Makes him feel like a teenager again:] (Again cue ,,Feels like the first time" by Foreigner)

Dave: (You can add yourself)

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Aerosmith

Joe: (You can add yourself)

[kingofdorkville]

Title: He's Goin' Steady With Me

Ship: Mike x Bill Baker

Words: 530

Description: Mike and Bill get a milkshake.

It had been a long day of classes and Mike was ready to flop on the ground and never get up. They sighed as they grabbed their books and stood up. They often managed to be the last one in class, picking up their things.

Outside, Bill was leaning against the stairs waiting for them. His eyes lit up when he saw them. Mike went down the stairs as quickly as their anxiety would allow them. He took their hand and kissed them on the cheek.

“How were your classes?” Mike asked him, as they walked.

Bill shrugged, “Alright, I guess.”

Mike looked out at the afternoon sky. “Hey, Bill, since it’s warming up and all, do you want to get off campus for a bit? Get a milkshake?”

Bill got that nervous look on this face that Mike was sure he only got with them. It had taken them a while to register it as a nervous look. And it meant…

“I don’t think I have the money.”

Mike smiled gently. “Well, I don't do tutoring for free, you know.”

Bill looked like he was going to protest.

“You, me. Milkshake,” Mike insisted. They tugged his arm, dragging him along to the nearest diner. Bill let himself be dragged along.

When they arrived, they slid themselves into a booth across from each other.

Picking up the menu, Mike asked, “What kind of milkshake do you like?”

“Vanilla.”

Mike tilted their head. “Hm. Makes sense.”

“What does that mean?” Bill asked, feigning offense.

“You look like a vanilla kind of guy.”

“Are you sayin’ I’m boring?”

Shaking their head, Mike replied, “No, no. I'm saying you look like a guy who would like vanilla.”

Bill looked amused and a little bewildered.

The waitress came, and Mike told her, “One vanilla milkshake, please.”

She scribbled it down in her notepad and walked to the kitchen.

“One?” Bill asked.

“I said milkshake. Singular form of milkshakes.”

Bill considered this. “That’s…that’s true.”

Mike giggled to themselves and said, “You know, I just wanted to do that cheesy thing from the movies.”

“Alright. We’ll share.”

The waitress came with one milkshake and the extra in a metal cup. Mike requested another straw.

“We’re acting like a couple of teenagers,” Bill said.

“We’re not too far off.”

Bill and Mike leaned in, sucking the milkshake through their straws.

Bill leaned further across the table and stole a kiss from Mike’s lips. He tasted like sugary vanilla, and Mike kissed him back.

They returned to sucking down the milkshake and finished in record speed.

Bill smiled fondly at them.

“I think I love you,” he said. “And I’m serious.”

Mike smiled sheepishly. “You mean, seriously? Like…we have a future together?”

Bill’s brow furrowed a bit, and after a moment, he replied, “I think so. We might.”

Mike smiled. “Well, let’s survive college first.”

Bill took their hand and squeezed. “You’ll make it. Me, who knows?”

Mike laughed, and exclaimed dramatically, “Bill Baker, I’ll make it my personal mission to get you across that stage so I can cheer you on!”

Bill grinned, and stretched out his hand, “Ready?”

Mike took a quarter to the counter, and they left, hand in hand.

[bardengarde]

2, 5, 13, 25, Dr. Jim Wills :)

You literally chose violence here

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

I love his weirdly impressive background, that it took me a second watch to even notice?? What do you mean this guy has a practice in Boston and studied at Edinburgh?? Not to mention the fact he's brevetted twice in the civil war and in the episode it says he was decorated three times, but I don't think that last part is possible.

I'm taking Jim at his word with this information and assuming that it's not meant to be a lie to boast his status, since he's complimented by both a nurse and the towns older doctor to be an excellent physician. It's just so interesting to me for him to have come from money, to have a high and respected status as not only a doctor but a decorated veteran- an officer even- and like.... it's all hanging by a thread because of his addiction to morphine having upended his and his families lives.

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Oh that's hard- I hadn't considered this before lmao. Oh god augh ow I'm gonna take this out of a different oc's playlist but say-

Ghost Towns by Radical Face . I think it also fits if I work in my au about Jim being revived and his identity being erased with his 'death' at the end of the episode, and so he's left to [clamping my hand over my own mouth because no one needs to hear this foolishness]

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

...Hm! I don't know! Is it in poor taste to say 💉? 😭😭

Otherwise I think he'd use a lot of ✍️📝🩺💊 type of emojis

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

God.

I remember getting Shan to watch the episode with me bc I wanted to watch more Mike stuff. I heard he was going to be a town doctor in this episode of bonanza and I was expecting something kind of hokey, given the nature of Bonanza, then Jim mentions having served in the civil war and I was like 👁👁 and then the line about how he was in the Army of the Potomac and brevetted twice came up and I was like 👁👁💧and I proceeded to lose my shit over the next 45 minutes.

Now, as you and several others know, I'm severely unwell about this guy. I have no idea what made me imprint on him, but I'm not letting the narrative kill him. I could write his story better and I may just do it.

[msfbgraves]

Speaking of CK couples (same anon from the teen CK couples ask), I do think teen!LaRusso is very cute and fun. I think they would have been the classic teen “slap slap kiss kiss” type of couple. It wouldn’t have lasted outside of high school of course, but I think they could have remained friends after some time passed. Besides, Daniel in Johnny’s red jacket is a pretty adorable image :p

Daniel sleeps with Mike one time and never again because the guy was clearly On Something. Yikes!!

Chozen and Daniel would have been a foreign fling that Daniel had with a violent bad boy in Japan, but Chozen still loves him years later after he’s calmed down and become a troll gentleman. (But it’s too late, and Daniel only sees him as a dear ride-or-die friend.) Sorry Chozen. Perhaps he and Kumiko marry each other to properly fawn over Daniel, the one that got away…sigh.

I genuinely do believe that in another life, Terry and Daniel would be endgame. They’re very suited to each other, and compliment each other well. And that chemistry! Omg!! Besides, Daniel has always enjoyed the finer things in life, has a taste for culture, and enjoys being spoiled and doted on—and lonely Terry needs someone as kind, affectionate, and loving as sweet little Danny boy. And of course the Dom/sub thing would be totally mutual and encouraged.

Terry done fucked up in CK!! Loser :(

Shows you how much difference it makes when characters are well rounded in the first place, hm, Nonnie? 😌😊

Daniel and Terry could have certainly made a spectacular couple in every sense of the word, Nonnie, ha! I playfully disagree though about Daniel having a taste for culture. Oh, he does love the finer things in life and I think he is a massive Springsteen fan. But I say this with all the love in my heart, I don't think he's very artsy! He likes to move, and kata and dance aren't that far apart, and I think he'd enjoy a well designed building or garden, but he doesn't strike me as much of a connoisseur when it comes to anything but food, karate or cars. And that is absolutely OK. He's not into academics, he reads up on his interests but doesn't do movies even half as passionately as Johnny let alone Terry. He likes to be comfortable and spoiled, our Daniel. He'd certainly be the more down to earth one in a relationship with Terry. I could see Terry geeking out or going on full time rants about philosophical ideas or politics with Daniel calmly going: "Yes, dear, have some cannoli," and though Terry would to a Devils game, he'd get far too into the strategy with Daniel simply yelling his head off. Terry would try forever to get him into high culture and only succeeding if it was somehow car afjacent, karate adjacent, sport adjacent or food adjacent. I think Daniel would like some Broadway, and Terry would like: "We could go to the Met - " "No!" And Terry enjoys pop culture because I think he was force fed so much high culture, but Daniel only goes to the opera with him if he can catch up on some sleep, and maybe be like: "That's what happened during operas till people got uptight about them." It's one of the things he'll have to accept and Daniel looks beautiful slumped against his shoulder. If Terry wants to enjoy a concerto with Daniel in attendance, there'd better be amazing food.

I think they would both love to travel, and you can combine their interests there. So they're forever jetting off to places.

[cwtchzl]

i concede that we will have to make some changes but still. they are so stozier idc idc. which of their friends are marie and jess i wonder. also i do not know how i would go about the whole major “men and women can’t be friends” aspect considering all that gay shit

my first thought regarding friends were . hanbrough. mike as jess and bill as marie. like. idk i have a feeling bill got involved with married people without knowing and didn't know how to break it off when mike is jst chill asf like jess? and has weird decor taste?

and about that.... hm. we gotta really think about that one. how could we even make that work? we can go into internalized homophobia and shit but that would defeat the whole purpose, we can't use the mlm stereotypes, since they don't work

seriously tf are we gonna do

[mesillusionssousecstasy]

THE IDOL 1x05: Quotes

“- You know, I think you should go. (Jocelyn) - You want me to leave? You’re gonna kick out your only source of inspiration? (Tedros) - Well, you’ve served your purpose. (Jocelyn) - I don’t think so. (Tedros) - Well, I’m sorry that you feel that way. (Jocelyn) - So, you wanna, you wanna kick me out? You wanna, you wanna cut off your lifeline? You wanna turn the faucet off? (Tedros) - Tedros! (Jocelyn) - You wanna kill the soul in the room? (Tedros) - I’m done with you. (Jocelyn) - The song’s about me. Without me, no song. (Tedros) - It’s actually about me. (Jocelyn) - Oh, is it? (Tedros) - Yeah. (Jocelyn) - Oh, it’s, it’s a self-portrait now? Oh, you’re just singin’ about yourself in this song? Is that what you’re saying? (Tedros) - I’m singing about my experiences, my feelings, and what I’ve been through and it’s about me. (Jocelyn) - Aww, really? Yeah. Oh, your feelings? Yeah, right. Hm. (Tedros) - Yeah, right. Mike, did I ever tell you about how I first met this guy? (Jocelyn) (...) - You’re a fucking con man and a fraud. (Jocelyn) - Ooh, shit. (Mike’s associate) - Oh, really? (Tedros) - Yeah, and it was the whole fuckin’ setup. This whole time, he had this crazy fucking plan, and it worked, ya know? (Jocelyn) - Fuck you, Jocelyn. (Tedros) - It worked. (Jocelyn) - That’s some super LA shit. (Mike) - Fuck you, Mike. (Tedros) - Fuckin’ vampire. (Mike) - It’s bullshit. (Tedros) - Chloe, when did, Tedros first bring me up? (Jocelyn) - Uh, I mean, he’s been manifesting this for forever. (Chloé) - What are you... Chloe, no, that’s not true. (Tedros) - You wanted to find a way into my life? You wanted me to hear your artists? I did. I like them. They can stay. You, on the other hand, can go.” (Jocelyn)

“- Oh, shut the fuck up? (Tedros) - Yeah, shut the fuck up. Nobody’s talking to you. (Jocelyn) - Well, you’re talkin’ to my people. They’re an extension of me. (Tedros) - Tedros, these are my fucking people now. (Jocelyn) - Oh, really? You just come and just swoop down and you just fuckin’ take it? (Tedros) - You are a sweaty, drunken, fucking, pathetic mess. I’m getting ready for my show. Do you fucking understand? They’re gonna cancel this fucking tour. All right? You’re being a fucking distraction right now. I’m talking ‘bout putting on the greatest fucking show they’re ever seen. Are we fucking ready for that? The difference between me and him is I can actually make you a star. (Jocelyn) - Bianca, I wanna see some ass and fuckin’ tits. Don’t forget, sex sells. If they’re giving you any attention, you fuckin’ lean into it. If you gotta suck dick to keep ‘em here, keep ‘em here.” (Tedros)

“- I mean, is it just me or does this whole thing feel like some fucking cult? (Nikki) - Cult? It’s a fuckin’ NXIVM meeting. (Finkel) - I’m surprised they didn’t brand us on the way in. (Nikki) - What the fuck is this? (Finkel) - Well, it’s a little weird. (Chaim) - No, this is weird even by music business standards. (Andrew) - You know, I’m listening to the fuckin’ sound of my bank account draining again. There’s something’ fuckin’ wrong here. Are we at fucking Hunter Biden’s house? What the hell is going on here? (Andrew) - If you shut the fuck up you would hear that this girl’s incredible, yeah? (Chaim) - Oh, you know, she is incredible. Do you know who else was really talented? Charles Manson. You know what else he did? He moved into Dennis Wilson’s house and lived there for a year and a half. They had to fuckin’ tear out the walls ‘cause there was so much public lice in the fucking wood paneling. That’s what’s happening here. I can fuckin’ see the crabs crawling around on the floor. (Andrew) - Is there a moment in your life you’re not fuckin’ talking? Shut the fuck up.” (Chaim)

“- Uh-huh. You have no imagination. Let me help you understand. You have no fucking taste. (Tedros) - Well, sometimes. Yes. (Nikki) - You know, you, you, you have no vision. You’re just a fucking TikTok-obsessed fucking algorithm cunt. (Tedros) - And that’s a little bit the pot calling the kettle black. (Nikki)”

“He is coming And he will find here He will fix her To make us better, better”

"- I’m telling you, I didn’t rape anyone at Jocelyn’s house. I didn’t do this. (Rob) - I know, I know, I know you’re not a rapist!” (Leia)

“- I’m a Jew. I’m anxious. It’s in my DNA.” (Andrew)

“- Look at this shit. This guy’s a fuckin’ god. I mean, come on. The talent is fuckin’ undeniable. (Chaim) - Exactly. Sex sells. (Destiny) - No, he’s amazing, but mentally, I’m still... Some questions about her stability. I gotta be honest, I’m not terribly convinced after the last 20 minutes. I fucking love Joss, but you wanna tell me that girl’s sane? (Andrew) - Absolutely. Look, she’s out there. She’s had problems, we all know, but she’s gonna fuckin’ deliver. (Chaim) - You know, fuckin’ Kanye was filling arenas until he decided to start following Adolf Hitler. (Andrew) - Did you hear that riff? (Chaim) - Oh! I haven’t seen shit like this since Prince. That motherfucker has the soul of Prince.” (Destiny)

“- You’re so annoying. Fucking Christ. (Xander) - Okay, Rob has been accused of sexual assault, and, um, the news is about to go public. (Leia) - He’s got that huge movie coming out. (Xander) - I’ve been trying to tell Jocelyn, and I can’t get her to listen to me. (Leia) - What, you think she doesn’t already know about this? (Xander)  - You think that she knows? (Leia) - There’s a reason she hasn’t answered his calls. (Xander) - Yeah, but, I mean, I don’t think Rob would do something like that. (Leia) - You don’t think people are capable of hiding who they really are?“ (Xander)

“- None of these kids are signed. (Destiny) - How is that possible? (Andrew) - He found them. Tedros found them. (Destiny) - Scarface Miyagi over here found them? I mean, the guy can barely put a sentence together. (Andrew) - You did this? (Nikki) - Hm? (Tedros) - I mean, it’s amazing. (Nikki) - She may... She... You may not believe it, but she’s tryna take all the credit for it, but this is.... (Tedros) - I know. (Nikki) - These are my, these are my babies. (Tedros) - I can see it. I know it’s you. (Nikki) - You can? (Tedros) - Yeah, I know. This is incredible. (Nikki) - It’s a fuckin’ treasure trove of talent. (Destiny) - I’m tellin’ you, I don’t know, somehow, we see eye-to-eye even though you’re fucked up. You know what? (Nikki) - Okay. Yeah. (Tedros) - Are you a little loaded? And I’m not judging. (Nikki) - No. (Tedros) - No? Uh-huh. (Nikki) - No. (Tedros) - I’m so high right now, I don’t know what the fuck is goin’on. (Mike) - Bruh, high?  - Look at that dude over there. He’s sweatin’ like a whore in church, and he looks like it’s like, day three or four. Like, he was just yellin’ at that bitch. (Mike’s assistant) - I don’t trust anybody with a rattail like that. (Mike) - If he really found these people, he’s legitimately a genius. You know, we might have to tour with a paramedic to fuckin’ jab him with an adrenaline shot... (Andrew) - Look, I don’t know that it’s all Tedros. Not all him. I mean, Jocelyn’s been mentoring these people, nurturing them. Without her, none of this would be happening. (Chaim) - I know that Jocelyn didn’t do this. You did it. This has you all over it, and these people are gonna fuck you up because they wanna believe that it’s just Jocelyn. (Nikki) - They do. (Tedros) - I know, they’ll fuck you over. (Nikki) Foreshadowing. - I noticed that. They just... They won’t even acknowledge. (Tedros) - What I know is I need you to bring me this good shit. (Nikki) - Fuck Nikki. We do this shit on our own. (Destiny) - Okay. (Chaim) - I’m tired of givin’ shit to them. I was here all by my fuckin’ self with these fuckin’ kids. I ain’t givin’ this shit to Nikki. (Destiny) - Look, let’s work together. Don’t mess with Chaim, don’t mess with Destiny. Just, let’s work together. (Nikki) - No offense, ya know, it’s not about the politicking... (Tedros) - I’ve got balls. (Nikki) - You got balls? (Tedros) - Have you made the inroads already with them? (Chaim) - I know the one kid’s favorite fuckin’ ice cream. (Destiny) - Wait, you are a cunt? (Tedros) - Yeah, but I can be your cunt?” (Nikki)

“- Because you’re small, and you’re petty, and you’re jealous. (Jocelyn) - Fuck you. (Tedros) - Do you see this? (Destiny) - Hmm? (Chaim) - That’s not good. (Destiny)  - That’s a fucking ugly thing to say.” (Jocelyn) 

“- But if you guys performed on stage together... (Andrew) - Oh yeah. (Destiny) - ... fan’s heads would literally explode. (Andrew) - Fink, you are always one step ahead. Xander’s gonna open for me. (Jocelyn) - Are you fuckin’ serious? (Andrew) - Yeah, of course, he is. (Jocelyn) - This is gonna be the tour of the fuckin’ century. This is incredible. I mean, this is amazing. (Andrew) - Fink, we actually have one more, performance for you.” (Jocelyn)

“- But you remember what happens next? Well there’s this hunter that walks by and he hears really loud snoring coming from the house.  - I don’t fuckin’ know.  - Well, he sees the big bad wolf asleep. He can’t believe it, Thank God. So now’s when the story gets really weird. ‘Cause Little Red Riding Hood gets this brilliant idea. So, the hunter and Little Red Riding Hood take these big rocks, and they stick it into the wolf’s belly, and they sew it closed. She says to me, “Daddy, when you heard this story, Were you scared?” I said, “No”. She said, “Why not?” So, I look her right in the eye and I said, “Because I am the hunter.” So, I believe people should be paid for their work. $ 500′000 for you, Mauricio Jackson. For this, you get the fuck out of our lives. We don’t hear from you, we don’t see you, nothing.  - You’re tyna buy your girl back? You know, I went to prison for this shit. She’s worth so much more than money. (Tedros) - Okay, well now we got to plan B. I fuckin’ love plan B. I prefer it.” (Chaim)

“- Thank God. You had to go through it. This is the best fucking music that’s ever poured out of you. And I swear to God, the pain you went through, everything with your mom, all of it, it all fuckin’ led you to right here. As a parent figure, I fucking couldn’t be more proud of you.” (Andrew)

“- How much did you have to pay him? (Jocelyn) - A lot. (Chaim)     What a liar ! - Do you mind if I just have a minute?” (Jocelyn)

“- Dyanne, I have to tell you. Here at Magistrate Records, we are so proud of all your hard work and you continue to amaze us. (Nikki) - Thank you. (Dyanne) - But there’s been a bit of a.... hiccup. Uh, one of the writers.... This guy. Uh, there’s a legal problem. What do you mean? Uh... Well. We’re going to have to hold the release of the song. But you said I have a full team of legal support. Right, and we want this resolved as much as you do, but right now, we’ve done all we can. So, I mean... if anything, this is good inspiration. I mean, why don’t you try writing a song of your own in the meantime? (Nikki) - You want me to write a song about a legal issue for my first single? (Dyanne) - Well, I’m just throwing ideas out there, but yeah, that, that is what I mean. I mean, Dyanne, we got you. You’re a star and we’re gonna make you a star. All right. Well... thank you so much. And, we will reach out and I will see you soon. (Nikki) - It was Jocelyn, wasn’t it?” (Dyanne)

“- Well, you might wanna fuckin’ hold it. (Chaim) - Why? (Talia) - ‘Cause I got a bigger story for you. My girl’s in a lotta trouble, and I could use your help. (Chaim) - I’m listening.” (Talia) 

“- You know, I’m telling you, there’s a gold mine in mental illness. This thing is worth a fortune. Look at Jocelyn. All you have to do is admit it, and then people feel sorry for you. All I know is, we sold out. She dropped three hit singles in six fuckin’ weeks and we’re about to turn all those beauties into global superstars. Hey, I’m not fuckin’ complaining. That’s paid off for me. (Andrew) - Yeah, don’t pretend like you weren’t scared, Fink. (Nikki) - Never. (Andrew) - Really? Your employees stage a walkout claiming Jocelyn’s music’s misogynistic and you weren’t scared? (Nikki) - Walkout? Seventeen retards and 200 journalists. That’s a walkout? (Andrew) - This whole fucking circus. I mean, it had to be worth, what, like 200 million in free advertising. (Chaim) - At least. No, “Fill The Void” jumped 8,000% just that day. (Nikki) - Nikki, when’s the last time you sold out the whole tour in three weeks? (Chaim) - Chaim, that’s how we got the stadium. With all the, the fuckin’ taarof. (Andrew) - It’s actually a really inspiring story. (Chaim) - Yeah. And most importantly, that psychopath is out of our lives for good. (Chaim) - Oh, yeah. (Nikki) - Got rid of him. (Chaim) - Oh, my God. That fucking gonif. The fucking guy was like herpes. We couldn’t even fucking get rid of him. Fuckin’ did it, your fuckin’ sniper Talia. (Andrew) - That’s right. (Nikki) - That fuckin’ “Vanity Fair” article... (Andrew) - Talia is hot. (Nikki) - .... took his ass out. (Andrew) - I love her. (Nikki) - Dude, the quotes....(Andrew) - That’s right. (Nikki) - ... from the hookers he used to pimp out. The one girl he used to fuckin’ I didn’t think he had it in him. (Andrew) - You know he lost his club? (Chaim) - That fuckin’ (Andrew) - Guy lost everything. (Nikki) - Yeah, good. I mean, thank God he lost he club. (Andrew) - Even his rattail they took. (Chaim) - I mean, the thing is, he actually has really great taste in music. I mean, look at all these great artists he gave us. (Nikki) - But you know what? What’s fucked up, he fucking’ sold out this stadium in a weird way. So, maybe, you know, we should send him a t-shirt. (Nikki) - Fuckin’ Holly saw a thing on “TMZ”. The IRS is goin’ after him now. (Andrew) - Oh, yeah. (Nikki) - For what, I don’t know. (Andrew) - But did you see the music video he made in 2011? 20... No, he was still, he was still rapping. (Nikki) - The one he shot in the parking lof of a Carl’s Jr.? (Andrew) - You know he was fuckin’ working there. (Chaim) - I love Talia. (Nikki) - But seriously, that motherfucker was Keyser Soze. How did she find that shit out about him? (Andrew) - I don’t know. She’s a good journalist. I don’t know. (Chaim) - Yeah, Chaim. (Nikki) - What do you want? Geez, don’t look at me. What, you don’t believe, people can be good journalists anymore? Very fuckin’ cynical even for you two. (Chaim) - Tove me ode, Chaim. Tove me fuckin’ ode. (Andrew) - You guys... we ruined him. (Nikki) - Ruined. (Chaim) - We fucking ruined him.” (All together)

“- Hi. My name is Tedros. I was wondering if,.... Jocelyn left an artist pass for me? (Tedros) - So, yeah, there’s nothing on our end. Could it be under a different name? (Ticket Booth employee) - Mauricio Jackson?” (Tedros)

“- They put you through the wringer. Good. Listen, I don’t give a fuck about your past. I don’t give a fuck about anybody’s past. Let’s call a spade a motherfuckin’ spade. You are and were a pimp. It is what it is. We all gotta do what we gotta do to survive. But the question is, what are you going to do now? I am not like these other bitches. If you muff up... and you hurt her... I will hunt you down like the motherfuckin’ dog you are. And I will kill you. On God. Enjoy the motherfuckin’ show.” (Destiny)

“- I’m really glad you came. (Jocelyn) - I missed you. (Tedros) - I missed you, too. None of this means as much without you. I don’t like being apart. (Jocelyn) - Did you say this was the brush your mom beat you with? (Tedros) - I did. (Jocelyn) - It’s brand new.” (Tedros)

“- Hello, angels. I’m so happy to be here in LA. My home... with all of you. My family. I’ve had a though year. This world can be a cruel and unforgiving place. And there were moments when I didn’t know if I was gonna make it. But then I thought of you and your grace. Tonight is incredibly special because I have the opportunity to introduce you to the love of my life. (Jocelyn) - Wait, what? (Chaim) - The man who pulled me through the darkest hours and into the light. Tedros.... will you please join us? I want you to meet my family.  You’re mine... forever. Now go stand over there. (Jocelyn) - That just happened, right? (Nikki) - How do we get rid of this fucker? (Andrew) - How the fuck should I know? (Chaim) - Fuckin’ fuck! (Andrew)

[alloftheimaginesblog]

ignore it {e.m}

plot: making out in the back of Eddie's van is one of your favourite ways to pass the time

character: eddie munson x plus size female character

part of my eddie munson ‘pretty eyes’ series

He drove you insane; drove your body absolutely crazy. The way you reacted to him barely even touching you, hell just looking at you, was ridiculous. Eddie knew that he had such an impact on you; he knew that if he looked at you a certain way, touched your neck and grazed your ass ever so slightly, he knew that your panties would be soaked. He loved that he had this power over you; loved how malleable you were in his hands - like putty.

The music blasted as his hands roamed your body, groping at your chest, squeezing the fat on your hips. As much as Eddie had a control over you, the control you had over him was much more intense. Eddie loved your body, the way you smelled, the way you looked, the way you tasted. He worshipped every curve, every dip, every groove and bump of you. Each time you lay here, beneath him in the back of his van, he proved to you just how perfect you were to him.

"Fucking Ozzy," he hissed under his breath as he looked down at you, half naked and flushed on the orange shag rug.

You smirked, "That good, hm?"

"You're a work of art. You should be in a museum." Eddie was your boyfriend and he'd seen you naked a lot but each time he did, he had a new supply of compliments and ways to make you blush. It wasn't just the standard 'you're beautiful', 'you look so good', it was new and fresh each time. It wasn't repetitive and practiced, it was a new compilation each time and you believed every word he said about you, "You and those goddamn pretty eyes of yours," he shook his head as he crawled over you, "got such a hold on me, princess."

It was as he was about to kiss you again that the crackle of the walkie talkie that was in the front seat interrupted the two of you and Dustin's voice crackled through, "Dustin to Eddie, Dustin to Eddie, are you there? We have a D and D emergency. I repeat, D and D emergency. We need you immediately at Mike's house... Over."

You looked to Eddie, eyebrow quirked, "A D and D emergency?" You mused, "Sounds serious."

Eddie rolled his eyes, "Just ignore it. Now where were we?" He leaned down again, lips pursed and open ready to capture yours in a heated kiss when the walkie crackled again.

"Dustin to Eddie, I know that you can hear this so stop being a shithead and stop ignoring me! I'm annoying, Eddie, I won't stop until you answer me! You have been warned... over."

Eddie groaned, "He's the shithead."

"Ignore it," you huffed before pulling Eddie down to kiss you. He was surprised by your sudden action but he didn't let the surprise show and immediately eased into the kiss. He loved the way you kissed him, possessive and fast. He liked knowing that you needed him as much as he needed you. With one hand, he began to push his hand into your unbuttoned jeans, moving past your panties and-

"Dustin to Eddie 'the Shithead' Munson!" The sudden shrill screech of Dustin made you and Eddie jump apart, "I know you said not to bother you cause you and (y/n) are banging but this is serious and we need you!"

Eddie leaned back against the wall of the van as you sat up and laughed, "I guess we won't be ignoring him this time." You grabbed your shirt and pulled it on over your head, "Hurry up Munson, it sounds super serious and we need to hurry."

Eddie rolled his eyes as he laughed, "Fuck sake, man. When Henderson grows up and gets his first girlfriend or boyfriend, I can't wait to cockblock the shit outta him."

[m-jelly]

Levi X Reader where she makes horrendous jokes and stuff. Like just sitting at the table in the dining hall and someone says something outta line and reader is like “ Instead of being a little bitch, how about you go pull some for a change?” Or something like “ Hey I get why you’re such an asshole, I would be to if my dick was the size of a thumb.” It can really be any type of outta pocket joke. But how would Levi react to that. Can this be non established relationship so he is still trying to hide his admiration but when she says stuff like that it’s gets hard and he just full on laughs at one of her jokes one day infront of everyone

@kenkopanda-art <3

Funny joke

Pairing: Levi x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Canon world, fluff, hidden feelings, mutual pinning.

Concept: While gathered together in the dining hall, you are cracking your usual jokes and setting Hange and Mike off laughing. Levi enters the hall and notices you right away. He hurries over to take his spot next to you and enjoys how you rip into others. You crack one joke that sets him off laughing so hard that it shocks everyone.

Warning: There are some very rude and crude jokes and comments made by the reader.

Taglist: @levisbrat25 @ladycheesington @skittlelover69 @li-anne @nyxiieluna @notgoodforlife @galactict3a @youre-ackermine @thebobaprincess @nbinairyn @demonsimp6

Levi was exhausted and in desperate need of sleep. He wanted just to rest and he wanted you. Levi had strong feelings for you and had held them for a while now. He wanted to tell you how he felt but he wasn't sure how to go about it because he'd never felt this way about anyone before.

He released a long sigh as he dragged his heavy feet down the stone hall. He cringe a little when he heard the loud voices of cadets and fellow vets coming from the lit up doorway. He paused in his tracks and huffed another sigh as he got ready to face a rowdy bunch of people.

He turned the corner and saw the hall was full. He scanned the room with his tired steel blue eyes until his heart skipped a beat. He locked onto you as you grinned at Mike laughing hard. Levi felt a blush creep over his cheeks. He hurried through the hall and collected his food and tea.

You turned your head and smirked at Levi as he sat next to you. "Alright, Captain?"

Levi cleared his throat. "Lieutenant."

You winked at him before turning to Mike. "Seriously Mike, I'm pretty sure you're dealing with a tree in there. You'll knock a poor woman out if ya turn and she's on her knees."

Mike laughed. "You might be right."

Oluo clicked his tongue. "Do you have to be so crass?"

You smirked. "Why don't you stop sucking on Levi's towels to get his body fluids inside you so you can be him and just accept you have gnats dick so we can all move on with our lives. Honestly, it's getting a bit sad now."

Oluo blushed hard. "I'm not-!"

"Bet you snort his dandruff."

"I would never!"

You smirked and mocked his voice. "Oh Levi you taste so gooood."

Everyone started laughing hard, but one laugh seemed to cut through everyone. You all slowly turned to look at Levi laughing so hard he was crying. You blushed bright red at seeing the man you adored so much getting a kick out of your joking and banter.

Levi wiped his tears away and cleared his throat. "Sorry."

You smiled softly. "Don't be sorry. I'm honoured you find me funny."

He cleared his throat. "You're hilarious and very right. He does seem like he does all that."

You hummed a little laugh. "He does, right? I love your jokes too. You're so funny."

"Thanks." He felt so happy in his little world with you, but then he noticed a strong gaze on him. He slowly looked over to see Hange grinning at him. "Tch, fuck off four eyes."

You stood up and sighed. "Well, I'm off to my office. Thank you for the fun chats, but I gotta work."

Mike glanced at Levi. "Hm, Levi?"

Levi peeled his eyes from you walking away and looked at his tall friend. "Yeah?"

He nodded towards you. "Follow her. Go to her office and help her with paperwork. She's seen you in a different light. It's not or never."

Levi shot to his feet and nodded. "You're right. I'll go to her."

"I won't wish you luck because I know that the next time I see you both, you'll be a couple. So, see you soon."

Levi bowed his head a little. "Later."

[user4207292926282]

I need mike and reader baking together!!!

you were carefully measuring out the flour, listening to the soft pattering of rain outside and mike humming along to the music in the background (that he picked out obviously, he couldn’t be caught dead to any of the ‘absolute shit’ that you listen to).

‘does that look like enough?’ you asked, turning to show mike the bowl.

‘i don’t fucking know babe, ur the baker not me.’ he said staring blankly at you.

‘shut up and get the sugar down for me’ you sassed as you started to mix the concoction of ingredients together.

‘i still can’t believe you’re making me help you with this.’

‘you didn’t have to come over mikey, i didn’t really need your help with this.’

‘well i thought it was code for making out! “hey babe, my parents are gonna be gone alllllll afternoonnnnnn i was gonna wink wink make some cookies wink wink wanna come over and wink wink help me out wink wink” he mocked handing you the sugar. ‘plus, you definitely couldn't do this yourself, half of this shit you can’t even reach cause it’s on the top shelf.’

‘WHY WOULD I USE CODE??’ you yelled staring at him, ‘if i wanted to make-out with you i’d just bike over and make-out with you??? we’ve literally never used code before?’

‘just admit it. you tricked me into this.’

‘even if i did, which i didn’t, you can’t be mad because you are enjoying this. get me the milk will ya?’

‘so you did trick me! HA! i knew it.’ he smirked leaning his lower back against the counter and turning his head to you. ‘wait what did u need? milk?’

swiveling his body he quickly got you the milk out of the fridge and set it on the counter, opening it for you before returning to his previous stance.

‘thank you hun’

‘WE CAN’T EVEN EAT THE DAMN COOKIES??’

‘i told you twenty times mikey, it’s for a bake sale.’

‘fuck this. spent three hours makin the damn things and i can’t even eat ‘em he muttered, walking away to sit on the couch.

sighing, you finished wrapping the cookies, small hearts with pretty pink icing, and placed them in the fridge. then you walked over to mike, sitting all the way on the edge of the couch slouched over with his arms crossed over his chest. you sat down next him, putting your head on his shoulder and sneaking an arm under his.

‘i’m sorry mikey.’

he looked over at you, you staring up at him with those doe eyes, just begging for him to forgive you.

‘it’s ok darlin, i’ll be ok’

‘really??’ you smiled, perking up immediately. ‘cuz look what i made!’

reaching behind you, you pulled out a cookie, pink and heart shaped just like the rest. but this one was special. ‘mikey + y/n’ was written in perfect hand writing and red icing on the top.

‘i made an extra, just for you.’ you giggled handing it to him.

he laughed opened his arms, letting you lean into him even more. he took the cookie and gently split it in half, giving you the mikey side, and taking a bite of your side.

‘hm. that’s actually really good.’ he said smiling at you.

‘were you doubting my baking skills?’ you turned looking at him, your noses touching with how close your faces were.

‘i would never’ he muttered, moving his lips to meet with yours. you smiled into the kiss tasting the sweet strawberry flavor of the icing.

pulling away his eyes continued to flicker from your eyes to ur lips

‘hey y/n’

‘yes?’

‘wanna make-out?’

‘fucking finally’

a/n hope u like it baes. srry it’s kinda short and not proofread lmao.

[wibble-wobbegong]

ok i caved and made a pinterest board (which i can add u as a co-creator on if u want? and if i can figure out how to do that?) but i definitely agree on mike wearing darker colours/more punk stuff. in the board i have better refs w more of that vibe. i would luv ur thoughts on hairstyles tho, as i feel like he would keep his current hairstyle, but a bit longer. more reminiscent of eddie but still his own style, yknow? also accessorizing . he definitely seems to luv Things so i feel like he would Own quite a bit of jewelry (mostly necklaces and bracelets?) but probably wouldnt Wear a majority of them lol (no this isnt me projecting idk what u mean)

as for the will fits, i get what u mean abt more form fitting stuff and will definitely b taking that into account (in my head the shirts r for sure tighter but wow is it hard to find good refs like that) the only thing im not 100% on is his hair? i mean i definitely think he would do the middle/sorta side part swoopy 90s boyband bangs but.. hm. idk. maybe i am 100% on his hair lol. and for accessories i think he would like fun matching belts for different outfits (see: the colour-coded belts in s4) and maybe some bracelets and that would b his way of adding More to his fits w/o being super out-there? yknow?? like he definitely doesnt seem like the person to wear smth attention-grabbing like super bright stuff (like u said) but he would like to dabble/play w that kinda style thru smaller more subtle accessories? if that makes sense at all.

im glad it wasnt super weird ! this is fun to discuss imo :)

ok so i have Zero Opinions on hair, though it’s become commonplace that will gets his little swoop and mike grows his hair out more. you could get fun with it and give them a little color!!

ACCESSORIES. i completely forgot those were a thing BUT for mike:

- necklaces but they’re dangly and usually the charm piece is metal because he likes to bite/chew on it and metal tastes good, but the charm itself could be anything

- bracelets i imagine Suck for him because of his bony wrists and the way things are constantly sliding (my sister has a similar body type to him and bracelets never sit for her so thats what im going off of) except for those soft friendship bracelets you can tighten because 1) comfy material 2) adjustable

- i can see mike getting his ears pierced and THAT is where the stupidness goes in his accessories. he and will and el go out to shops and buy the ones they find funny or cute so he has like. this range

but he can cover it with his hair 90% of the time, only tucking his hair back to show them to people to make them laugh or show off a little

and then for will, accessory wise, i imagine him enjoying those little leather cluster bracelets

like this kinda stuff + friendship bracelets (naturally)

- i don’t think he’d wear necklaces with the Sole Exception being a chain with the ring of power on it (not a fan of anything being near his throat usually but being a nerd overpowers trauma trust me)

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jonathan gave him a photo of the demogorgon when he got home after s1 and hopper gave him a copy of his possessed brain scan. i think he’d get a kick out of wearing stuff like this around the house for fun . not even to be scary he just thinks it’s Funny

[yanderes-galore]

I hope you could do a Hunter!Naib, Hunter!Mike and Hunter!Aesop please. Seperate hcs.

Naib is already done, so I will do Mike and Aesop.

I apologize but these are more of background and how they encounter you more than what they do as a Yandere-

I hope that's good!

I came up with the vague backstory and scenario, but @polnareffsbouncybaraboobies came up with hunter abilities awhile ago.

Yandere! Hunter! Mike & Hunter! Aesop Concepts

Possible Trigger Warnings: Yandere behavior such as a forced relationship, kidnapping, sad themes, mentions of death, delusional thoughts, murder.

Hunter! Acrobat ⚾️

- Ever since an accident at the circus, the acrobat had changed.

- He felt a rage towards his audience.

- "Am I not good enough? Are you not entertained?"

- Before he could show his final act, it was cut short.

- His bombs weren't set properly, causing the accident.

- His skin burned, he cried out in anguish for help.

- The acrobat was left to burn, everything going black.

- Until he opened his eyes and took in his new features.

- He was reborn for this manor game, burn scars littering his body.

- His clothes were tattered, body larger, he looked like he'd been through hell.

- He had, really, he hated the circus now, he hated the audience now.

- His performance had failed, no one liked it anyway.

- He burned for his failures, a lesson to be learned.

- Out of revenge and rage, he used this new power.

- His bombs were modified to become mines and to also be thrown.

- He wished nothing more than to have this place burn just as he did....

- His first game begun, he thought nothing of it.

- Maybe if he burned them all, his rage would be quenched....

- It was going well until he encountered you, a survivor.

- You...shook something him him.

- His rage faltered, trying recall why you looked familiar-

- He even feels guilt when you step on a mine, the blast causing you to stumble and fall to the ground.

- The acrobat walks to you and picks you up, your features causing him to freeze.

- You were someone from his past, he remembered you....

- You stare at his burned face, his face still having remnants of the makeup he wore.

- "...Mike Morton?"

- Mike Morton...A name he hadn't heard in years.

- Was that who he was? Did he still go by that?

- It fogged his head, making him stay still as he held you.

"...Yes"

- His voice is croaked out, throat raw from screaming.

- Holding you made him feel like he could go back.

- That he could redo his act and become better.

- He didn't want to let go until you struggle out of his arms, fleeing from him in fear.

- No, wait, don't just leave him here!

- He ignores the other survivors, who turn on the power for the gates.

- You throw down a pallet, he breaks it.

- He has no choice but to deploy another bomb and toss it towards you.

- You skid across the ground again as he stands over you.

- "I will not burn you...."

- You look at the open gate longingly as the acrobat picks you up.

- You struggled the best you could but the acrobat tired you out.

- Hunter! Mike tries to take care of you the best he can when he has you.

- As he holds you in his larger arms, he scans your fearful features.

- He feels...excitement-

- Maybe you'll be the key to quell his burning rage....

Hunter! Embalmer ⚰

- Aesop was raised by a serial killer.

- It was only a matter of time before he took over his caretakers role.

- It became all he knew.

- Everyone just looked so much prettier in death...

- Their coffins were decorated and they were dressed as if they were dolls.

- He wanted that too....

- So the embalmer was reborn.

- He remade himself.

- He wasn't entirely living, but he wasn't dead either.

- It sounds like hell, being some sort of zombie.

- But he was happy.

- When he got a letter to spread his thoughts of death to others at a manor, he complied.

- Why not show others the beautiful charm of death?

- His first game began, he was ready.

- Coffins were raised, ready to unleash the 'dolls' he had prepared.

- The undead creatures roamed the game area, the hunter tapping his syringe excitedly.

- A cry of pain sounded and he followed.

- You lay on the ground, one of his dolls standing by you.

- "...Well aren't you a pretty one."

- You freeze in fear as Aesop walks towards you and kneels down.

- "How would you feel if I preserved your beauty, hm?"

- You're understandably terrified as you try to crawl away from him.

- He chuckles in amusement and slings you over his shoulder.

- It would of been perfect if that flare gun didn't hit his back, making him drop you.

- You'd have the prettiest coffin to match your beauty and the best clothes to compliment your appearance....

- You take off and he realizes making you beautiful will be harder than he thought.

- The chase begins, Aesop using his beloved dolls to try and catch you.

- Yet you're always saved until the end.

- Rage kicks in and he waits silently.

- Then when you're about to taste freedom like the other survivors, he proves you wrong.

- You're dragged off the ground by the hunter as he walks towards a coffin.

- "It's time to stop playing hard to get, dear, your ritual starts now."

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15, 18, 29, 32 for the writing asks pls :] 💜

hi percy !! hope you're doing well~ okei, so i've already answered 15 here and 32 here :O

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29. where do you draw your inspiration? what do you do when the inspiration well runs dry?

mostly music, to be honest~ i like pretty lyrics so inspiration comes easily :] the only downside is that my music taste leans towards dark music (therefore, dark subjects) so that's why a lot of my stories are so sad, if not a little creepy at times :S anyway, each story has a different "soundtrack" that really influences the writing style and themes that i tackle !! so whenever i need renewed inspiration for writing a new chapter of one of my stories, i just put on the music from the band that matches it and tada, i can write (usually). whenever i want to write something new, i just pick a random band i like and look at the lyrics until i get an idea~ sometimes it works, sometimes i need to cycle through a few bands before i get there. i obviously have an idea of which songs and bands to start with, so it's usually a fairly smooth process and i find it fun :D

18. choose a passage from your writing. tell me about the backstory of this moment. how you came up with it, how it changed from start to end.

hm,,, i have no idea which part to pick so i'm going to choose a part that really changed from my draft to the final product :O (spoilers for chapter three of "the trees are growing restless") the second to last scene of chapter three, where will dies,,, the original plan was for mike to finish his little monologue as usual, with will hearing his every word and being both happy and shocked to hear mike's words ! he would then ask mike to stay there whilst he went for something inside and mike would sit comfortably for a few minutes, relieved to have seemingly fixed his relationship with will,,, ,,,but then time would go on for far too long and suddenly, there'd be a gentle sound. turning around, mike would then discover will standing right next to the door, eyes glazed over, hands clutching the air as the scrolled painting laid on the ground,,, body levitating and suddenly bending at weird angles. the rest would then go on as in the final version. anyway, the concept never really changed; i wanted will's second death to be the complete antithesis of the first (they were calm and on good terms and maybe even a little flirty). but i figured it'd be sadder if mike was just running his mouth, not realising will was in peril because he was too focused on his own feelings to notice. plus, the painting reveal(s) has to be special and i thought it'd be too much if it happened so early on into the nightmare x.x so yeah,,, i guess that's why i wrote that the way i did ? i'm not sure this is a remotely good answer x.x

okei, it got a little long. apologies >.< anyway, thanks for the questions !! hope you're having a great day or night~ <3

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List of free things

Happy Birthday @thecomfortofoldstorries​ <3 

I’ve written fluff for you! 

In which it's Geralt's birthday and Jaskier has compiled a list of free activities for them to do Or: modern au roommates idiots to lovers (1,796 words)

CW: nothing, just idiots mutually pining with a happy end :D

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“I made a list,” Jaskier said as he walked into the kitchen of their shared flat. He looked expectantly at Geralt, who was preparing a sandwich with marmalade and cheese. After two years of living together Jaskier did not even raise an eyebrow at this odd combination of ingredients. He was used to Geralt’s weird tastes by now.

“What for?” Geralt looked up and frowned at his grinning roommate. He knew nothing good came from this particular grin. But fuck - it looked just too cute on Jaskier. 

“For your birthday!” Jaskier said and threw his hands in the air in a dramatic gesture.

Geralt groaned and rolled his eyes. “You know that I hate birthday parties.” Parties, especially ones where he was the center of attention, made Geralt incredibly anxious.

Jaskier clapped him on the shoulder and replied, still smiling, 

“I know, that’s why I thought of something else.” Geralt raised his eyebrows.

“Do you want it to be a surprise?” 

Geralt shook his head. “You know I hate these kinds of surprises.”

Jaskier eyed him for another moment and nodded. “I know our money situation is a bit tight at the moment, so I researched places that give out free stuff on birthdays!” With that, Jaskier pulled a piece of paper out his pocket, unfolded it and put it on the kitchen table. 

They sat down and went over the list together. Some of the items were crossed off instantly,  others they argued over for a while but in the end they arrived at an array of activities that could fill a day, but were not too much. Geralt was still not a hundred percent sure about this, but the idea of spending a day with Jaskier, the man he was secretly in love with, was enticing, no matter what they did. 

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“Happy Birthday!” Jaskier called as Geralt walked into the kitchen a week later. Geralt just grunted in reply and walked over to the counter. But when he reached for the coffee machine, Jaskier sprang in the way, wrapped his arms around Geralt and squeezed him tightly. 

Geralt sighed, but hugged him back and murmured, “coffee.” Geralt rested his cheek on Jaskier’s head, whose hair was still a bit damp from when he had washed it earlier, smelling of the fancy lemon shampoo he used. Geralt had to admit that hugging him was a rather nice way to start his birthday. 

After a moment Jaskier took a step back and said with a smile, “that’s where we’re starting off. A coffee at the Gasolin.” That was the coffee shop Jaskier frequented for their open mike nights. 

Geralt was not sure if Jaskier had called ahead or if the barista was just as uninterested as they looked, because they did not congratulate him as he told them it was his birthday. They just asked for his order and moved on to Jaskier. And as he had reassured Geralt, he did not have to pay for the latte. When they both had their drinks, Jaskier maneuvered him over to a table in the back where it was less crowded. 

Eskel and Lambert were sitting at the table. Jaskier had told him where they were going but had not mentioned inviting his brothers. As far as surprises were going, this was a pleasant one, and to be honest, Geralt had suspected that they would show up for one of the activities today. 

“Happy Birthday, asshole,” Lambert said as he hugged Geralt and clapped him on the back. After Eskel had hugged him too, everyone sat down. For a while they talked about Eskel’s fishing trip he was planning for the weekend and about the roller derby game Lambert had visited the day before.

When Lambert and Jaskier were deep in conversation about the new jammer of his favorite roller derby team, Eskel bumped his knee into Geralt’s to get his attention and said quietly with a grin, “don’t worry we’re just here for the coffee, then we’ll leave you two alone.” Geralt’s face grew hot but he did not reply. Eskel could be as much of an asshole as Lambert sometimes.

Eskel knew that Geralt had had a crush on his best friend and roommate ever since they met in uni years ago. But Geralt had never acted on it. He knew Jaskier was never shy about his emotions and attractions and he had never even hinted at finding Geralt attractive. 

But Geralt enjoyed moments like this, sitting next to Jaskier on the narrow bench, their knees and elbows pressed together. There weren’t many people he was comfortable being so physically close with, crush or no crush. The coffee was excellent, and Geralt began to relax. 

After his brothers had excused themselves to go to work, Geralt and Jaskier went on a walk down the little river towards the next thing on Jaskier’s list: the art gallery where Geralt - the birthday boy, as Jaskier had called him - got in for free. It was still early in the day and they only saw a group of school children being herded through the otherwise quiet rooms. 

But that did not stop Jaskier from linking his arm with Geralt’s and whispering into his ear as if he did not want to disturb unseen visitors. Jaskier had been at the gallery before and could tell Geralt a lot about a bunch of different paintings. When he had seen the art gallery on Jaskier’s list, he had protested at first, telling him it would be boring, but Jaskier would have none of it. And he had been right. Learning about the lives of the artists, the circumstances of when and how a painting had been made, made the visit much more interesting. 

And to be honest, they could have been in the most boring museum on earth because having Jaskier practically clinging to him and whispering into his ear felt wonderful, especially when he giggled about his own jokes. Not that the jokes were that funny, but the pure joy radiating from him was intoxicating. Geralt nearly frowned when they reached the last room and Jaskier untangled his arm from Geralt’s as they left the gallery. 

After that they went to a bakery where Geralt got a free piece of chocolate cake and a corner shop where he got a small bottle of champagne. They went into the nearby park and shared both.

The next point on their list was the beauty salon, where Geralt got a free hand massage. Jaskier and Gerallt had invited Yen to join them here.

“Happy Birthday,” she said as she hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. She and Jaskier got their nails done - both black - as one of the women of the salon kneaded Geralt’s hands and fingers skillfully, rubbing soothing oils into his skin. Yen told them about a case she was working on at the moment. She was a lawyer, having started out as a divorce lawyer and then specializing in child custody cases. At first glance people would not assume that the immaculately dressed woman with the sour expression had a heart of gold, but she always fought tooth and nail to get the best solution for every child caught in the middle of a divorce war. She and Geralt had dated for a short while years ago but had found out that they were much better suited to being friends rather than lovers. 

It was late in the afternoon when they left the beauty salon and Yen hurried back to work. They collected the last few things on Jaskier’s list on their way home: a few samples from the tea shop, a magnet from the plumber (yes, a magnet from the plumber - in the form of a comic-style u-shaped pipe with huge eyes they would put on their fridge) and a single red rose from the small flower shop, which Jaskier carefully threaded through a buttonhole on Geralt’s shirt (making Geralt blush).

“And now to the last part of the day,” Jaskier said.

Geralt furrowed his eyebrows. “But there was nothing more on your list.”

Jaskier laughed and replied, “it’s just ice cream on our balcony. But I bought your favorite kind.”

Geralt exhaled slowly and grinned. “Sounds perfect.”

Half an hour later they were sitting on their balcony in the evening sun, shoulder to shoulder.

“So, did you enjoy your birthday?” Jaskier asked, leaning a bit more into Geralt.

“Hm…,” Geralt began and swallowed. It had been a good day. A great day. And he didn’t mean all the activities. They had been fun too, but the best part had been spending time with Jaskier. Jaskier giggled and Geralt could not suppress a smile. 

“Eloquent as ever, my dear,” Jaskier said. 

Geralt breathed in deeply. Jaskier had organised this wonderful day for him and he wanted to thank him for it, but words had always been hard for him. But Jaskier deserved a thank you and so he cleared his throat and said quietly, “it was great...you are...I mean you did great.” His cheeks felt hot and his throat was suddenly dry. So instead of saying anything more, he extended his arm and wrapped it around Jaskier, hugging him to his side. There was a soft gasp of surprise but then he felt Jaskier relax against him. 

Jaskier in turn reached for Geralt’s other hand and slowly interlaced their fingers. 

Oh. Geralt had not expected this. It was weird, on the one hand Geralt’s heart pounded and he worried that his sweaty palm would make Jaskier withdraw his hand (he didn’t!) and on the other hand it felt like their fingers were meant to be interlaced, fitting perfectly together. Geralt closed his fingers around Jaskier’s, squeezing them softly. 

Geralt looked up from their entwined fingers into Jaskier’s eyes. The sun accentuated their ocean-blue color and his cheeks were flushed. Geralt was sure that he had never seen anything more beautiful in his life. His eyes wandered down to Jaskier’s lips.

Then Jaskier said softly, “ would it...would it be okay if I kissed you?” The breath that escaped Geralt’s mouth was more a sigh and he nodded as no words wanted to come over his lips. So Jaskier leaned the rest of the way forward and brushed the tip of his nose against Geralt’s before their lips met. 

It was a slow kiss, unhurried, and it felt like the only logical conclusion to this day, to their friendship. “This is the best birthday present,” Geralt whispered as they broke apart and Jaskier smiled brightly. And even though he hadn’t thought it possible a moment before, Jaskier looked even more beautiful with kiss-swollen lips and hooded eyes as he leaned in to kiss Geralt once more.

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