#hq quotes

[forusomimiya]

"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.

"W-what are you doing?!"

“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.

SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa

[blurredlion]

- I was thinking, maybe monsters are like mushrooms. Every forest has mushrooms. - Mushrooms? - And sometimes, the rain and the dark can make them pop out of nowhere and grow and grow. Because, you konw, they all share a... a... - A root? - Yeah! We just need to figure out which ones are bad and which ones are good... - Yeah... but that's the hard part. I guess we can study them... and learn more about them?

Pilu of the Woods

[merlucide]

Incorrect quote pt2

Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!

Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?

Y/N: He makes me laugh.

This applies to:

(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,

(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,

(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,

(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI

(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES

[sassycheesecake]

You being angry at your boyfriend: "You have no idea what I am capable of!"

Your boyfriend: "Don’t take it personally but I feel like I am being threatened by a cupcake."

- MIYA TWINS, Kiyoomi Sakusa, HAJIME IWAIZUMI, SATORU GOJO, Tobio Kageyama, TŌRU OIKAWA, Rintarō Suna, SHŪGO MEIAN, OSAMU DAZAI, CHŌSŌ KAMO (and add whichever character comes to your mind)❤️

[txbix-chxn]

Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Suga: Okay.

[meleth03]

Meian: Bokuto is late. Again. Kiyoomi: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11. Hinata: I wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12. Atsumu: I set his clock to PM instead of AM. Meian: You all may have overdone it. Bokuto, bursting through the door: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

[uravitypng]

you're dating hajime and you told him you wouldn't be able to come see him play because you were busy but you're able to get out of it and turn up anyway without his knowledge but the thing about iwa is he would be the best boyfriend in the world and he notices you in the crowd, he is the epitome of:

"how did you know i was here? did you see me?"

"when do i not see you?"

"what, one face in all that crowd?"

"there was a crowd, too?"

[nykie-love-anime]

Netflix Account

Kenma: I got Netflix you like you asked Y/N: Oh that's cool Y/N: - grinning looking at her boyfriend - Y/N: I have been mooching of Kuroo's account for so long Kenma: Wait, what do you mean account? Y/N: Yeah his Netflix account Kenma: - staying quiet not knowing what to say - Y/N: You know like his profile. I wanted one of my own because they are like $10 a month Kenma: - again staying quiet - Kenma: Oh... you wanted an account Y/N: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Kenma: Wellll Y/N: Wait what did you buy then? Kenma: Netflix

Masterlist

[forusomimiya]

Virgin!Sakusa didn't need to watch porn to masturbate, in fact, he hated it. He just needed to get his head in gear to imagine you in his and get a cumshot in less than a minute.

Virgin!Sakusa swore and swore he wouldn't fuck you until you, the non-virgin, were ready. Until then he used a pillow to jerk off while imagining you on his bed, with an incredible view of your ass and of you begging for more.

Virgin!Sakusa's first time was so unimaginable that he got hard every time he thought about the white liquid forming at the base of his cock every time you bounced on it.

"Look at you, you're making a fucking mess on my cock. Don't stop please, don't do it."

[blurredlion]

Every time you look up the stars, it's like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door and you realize you're the same person under the same stars. Camping out in the backyard with your best friend, eleven years old. Sixteen, driving alone, stopping at the edge of the city, looking up at the same stars. Walking a wooded path, kissing in the moonlight, look up and you're eleven again. Chasing cats in a tiny town, you're eleven again. You're in a rowboat. You're staring out the back of a car. Out there where the world begins and ends, it's like nothing ever stops happening.

Lost at Sea

[merlucide]

I don’t care if your contagious - Pierce The Veil

“And I don't care if you're sick

I don't care if you're contagious

I would kiss you even if you were dead

Would somebody make me go blind for the rest of my life?

'Cause I'd do anything to hold your hand”

GOJO, GETOU, NANAMI, ITADORI, MEGUMI, INUMAKI, CHOSO

MIDORIYA, TODOROKI, BAKUGO, KIRISHIMA, HAWKS, DABI, TOGA

HINATA, KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, TANAKA, TSUKISHIMA, YAMAGUCHI, MIYA TWINS, SUNA, KITA, HOSHIUMI, BOKUTO, AKAASHI, KUROO, KENMA, LEV, IWAIZUMI, OIKAWA

BACHIRA, CHIGIRI, REO, BAROU, NIKO, SHIDOU, YUKIMIYA, RIN, SENDOU, OILVER, NESS

ik I didn’t add him but I think this would apply to SAKUSA eventually <3

made March 30th 2024

[jimmyspades]

"I panicked for about two years when I first started experiencing anxiety. And I thought, 'Oh, well, I'm insane, so I have to cure that.' And that's the mistake. Don't cure it—that's your life, friend. That's your life." JAMES SPADER, 1994

[illustrationsbygre]

Haikyuu incorrect quotes are the best, I had a lot of fun making this.

Also, a little addition by me, cause I wanted to see what Suna would do (blackmailing the twins, that’s what he would do.)

Credit to @incorrect-highkyuu

[meleth03]

Atsumu: I will not stand here and be insulted! Osamu: Then stand somewhere else and I'll insult ya there, I don't care.

[depressed-avocado]

Has this been done before or what?