#hualian shitpost

[tedlebred]

this is probably all the tgcf you're ever gonna get out of me

[biboomerangboi]

Hua Cheng is just so iconic to us because he is in fact a tumblr girlie. Notebook filled to the brim with sketches of his blorbo. Info dumps galore. Maximalist fashion to the nines. Outfits based on accessories. Has all of the genders under one big shapeshifting trench coat. Hates the ruling class. Excuses every problematic thing his blorbo does and stands by them in the group chats. Insane reaction to people who dislike his blorbo and says mean things about them, burning temples is the doxxing of his time. He belongs on here with us.

[misto713]

Guoshi: "Xie Lian, you must never ever allow a woman to seduce you! Stay pure!"

Xie Lian: *sees Hua Cheng "Instructions unclear, he's not a woman so I can marry him, right? :D"

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

read my bad sex ed crackfic

[qifreyplushie]

guyyyssss it's sketch dump time ^__^

[cn-alastair-lite]

my silly hualian modern AU: the cheerful trashman nearing 30 and his Cool(TM) smart boyfriend who he totally didn't tutor ~12 years earlier

[phoenixfire7894]

One of my favorite things about Tgcf is that, canonically, Hua Cheng would be represented by a fox. Truly the most accurate animal I can think of, so good on you mxtx. And, one thing about foxes is that they sound like they’re giggling when excited (Google it, it’s adorable).

Now, picture this, AU where Hua Cheng appears as a fox to Xie Lian instead of his original San Lang skin. Imagine Xie Lian just traveling around with a fox following after him who gets into mischief just to make Xie Lian smile.

Also, this fox just passive aggressively laughing at people. Like, Mu Qing and Feng Xin are insisting that this little fox Xie Lian picked up is some evil ghost king or whatever and Xie Lian is like “guys, he’s a fox, calm down.” And then he scoops up the fox and walks in the other direction while the fox looks over his shoulder back at them, and starts snickering.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[seatokki]

another day another shitpost

[fujoshiicore]

all the time

[i-guess-im-into-this-now]

MXTX Fighting Words

TGCF: Hua Cheng doesn't love Xie Lian, he's obsessed and that's different.

SVSSS: Shen Yuan doesn't reciprocate Binghe's feelings.

MXTX: Jiang Cheng.

*OP does not endorse these opinions.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

its them

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[strathbox]

✨🍒Cherry Magic🍒✨

(Hualian au)

Wouldn’t it be greaaaat if someone wrote a cherry magic based fanfiction about hualian?!

Xie Lían is a normal employee at the office (secretly employed by Hua Cheng) and everyone kinda knows a bit about Xie Lían(poor guy has lost at least three jobs before this one)

Hua Cheng is his superior aka the guy who employed XL cause he recognized the nameee, he observes Xie Lían at work, but is scared of actually go and talk to him,

Hua Cheng observes Xie Lian’s kind actions towards his colleagues

So now, Xie Lian’s 30th birthday starts like every other day, except that he realizes he can now listen to everyone else’s thoughts, anyways he thinks he’s going crazyyyy

Hua cheng and Xie Lían happen to be in the same elevator one morning, and as it is too crowded Xie Lían accidentally brushes Hua Cheng s hand and can hear his thoigh

Hua Cheng’s thoughts are something like omgg I can’t believe I get to see him this early in the morning, or like, he looks so cute today

XL be like, oh? My boss has got a crush on someone ?? And then it be like

SURPRISE, HUA CHENG’S OFFICE CRUSH IS XIE LIANNNN

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

open discussion: in what part of tgcf would it be funniest to put a cornetto ad?

the tragic parts, yeah, okay, but imagine hua cheng leaving bride xie lian with only a strawberry cornetto to remember him by.....

[fanfictionroxs]

The only time I love men/boys is when they are kissing each other and staying the hell away from women.. and fictional.

[3kidsinacoat]

[juicedpeachy]

this is serious art