#hurrrr durrr

[idaminou]

i call this piece “homicidal gf and were-gf taking a stab at getting out of their comfort zone” 

[gurlbur]

little nightmares fans dont understand little nightmares. these are children in traumatic situations they aren't going to make the smartest choices and the game is grabbing you by the soilders and shaking you and screaming in your ear "ITS NOT THEIR FAULT" and you all still go "hurrr durrr mono evil." "hurrrr durrrr six bad guy"

[negative-speedforce]

God-awful fanon take: Kayla is a carbon-copy of Bucky Barnes and should be written as exactly the same character, just genderbent. And her relationship with Yelena isn't real bc how can they be aroace AND lesbians?

(again, this physically hurts me to write lmao)

I literally had to scream into my pillow for this one btw. Thank you for that.

I can definitely see the fandom writing her as just genderbent Bucky and they'd probably also slim her down and make her more petite and conventionally attractive because Kayla (well, after getting Super Soldier'd) is a fucking TANK of a woman.

And the whole "hOw CAn yOU bE ArOacE anD a lEsBIAn hurrrr durrr???" thing, that'd 100% happen, and people would be like "Kayla is terrible aroace rep because she's in a relationship" when, no, she's kinda not, her and Yelena are more like non-romantic life partners, and even if she was, she's still aroace. God, people are so weird.

[ruinationz]

durrr hurrrr alt sona I made based on this picrew

[pomfry]

Athena takes one step inside her home and feels all of the stress leave her. She's home, where Iolo's spells are in place, where she's safe, where she can finally breathe.

"Poseidon!" she calls, happiness bubbling inside her. It's been five years since they got married but the fact that she gets to come home and see him every day is still enough to make her giddy. "Poseidon, I'm home!"

Poseidon groans from the living room, and Athena laughs as he calls, "I heard you! Welcome back."

She takes off her armor, clothes changing in a shimmer of magic to sweatpants and a t-shirt, and steps around the corner. Poseidon is laying on the couch, eyes trained on the TV, and she smiles.

"It's good to be back," she murmurs, leaning down to kiss his forehead. He tilts his head back, blue eyes glowing and lips smiling up at her, and she giggled, giving him another kiss. "What have you done today, dearest husband?"

He only grins, grabbing her hand and pulling her into his lap. She lets it happen, curled up against his chest and humming happily as he pets her head. "Nothing much," he says, deep voice rumbling in his chest. "Just annoyed some people."

"Don't tell me you annoyed Nike," she says, tangling their fingers together absently. He nuzzles her hair and she can feel his grin.

"I did," he says, smug as a cat, and Athena laughs as Nike comes stomping out of the hallway, cheeks red with anger.

"Lady Athena! That--that scoundrel!" she shouts, pointing an accusing finger at Poseidon, who only gives her an innocent look.

"Who, me?"

"Yes, you! You just admitted it to Lady Athena!"

"I don't remember doing that."

Iolo shouts from the depths of the house, "Shut up, I'm trying to sleep!"

"Be quiet, owl!" Nike and Poseidon shout immediately, and Athena only smiles softly as her family starts to argue. This is everything she wanted and nothing she thought she would ever get.

This is perfection. She won't let anything happen to this.

If anyone did try something--well. They'll just have to see why she's now ruler of the gods and not her father.

[six-little-harringtons]

<<: A little birdie, or rather, as I suspect, four little birdies, dropped THIS on my doorstep this morning, rang the doorbell, and sprinted. Like assholes. 

<<: Now, because the cable is out, despite my best intentions, I am actually reading it. 

<<: So far I think I have a better idea of what it should be titled: 

<<: Can anyone tell me what the difference is between a Cleric and a Paladin?

<<: Or what ‘mana’ is?

<<: Or why the hell I care about any of this? It all goes over my head. I feel like my dad when someone tries to explain console games to him. 

[pale-cheezit]

My boomer cousin was saying some shit about how if you dont vote in america, you deserve to be sent to russia to be put to work or something along those lines. I said "ok.... dont you believe the last election was completely stolen though?" He said "are you saying you dont?" I said, "thats not what i said. Im asking you what you think. If you believe it was stolen and all of that was allowed to happen, why should i vote ever again?" and he said something like "well if you dont vote at all then youll really never win!"

Hurrrr durrr just vote one more time bro, i promise itll finally work this time

My grandma and my dad also got mad at me recently and said "never give up your right to vote"

I still have yet to decide if i will vote again. I dont understand the point anymore and i dont understand why all these older conservatives will admit its all corrupt and rigged but then tell me to do it anyways because "maybe itll work this time"

[junkartie]

Wait what the fuck is the exam question thing

Every year we have a super important university entrance exam for 12th graders. In one of the questions they used the quote of a singer (who openly supports lgbtq+ rights, but this had nothing to do w the question) and asked what he meant with said quote. (The subject was turkish apperently)

Anyways our wonderful numbskull citizens got pissed bc hurrrr durrr this man supports the homosexuals how DARE they use his name in a question and now theres a whole investigation going on because “The beliefs of this man goes against our nation & religion” and i think theyve fired the people who added the question and are POSSIBLY planning on cancelling the question totally.

//eDIT: i forgot youre turkisH IM SO SORRY,,,, Im reffering to the mabel matiz question king//

[lonelyheartsmotel]

bringing an italo calvino book to my little sister’s girl guides meeting like Hurrrr durrr i have to be the hottest and most esoteric parent/guardian at this gathering

[epitomeofrandomness]

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[suffertime]

tfw your dad is being incredibly racist during the opening ceremonies of the oscars

[someonespc]

and this is a post chronicling my sex life: