#i always feel the need to say that cus y e a h it looks fucked up but he's ok

[altruistic-meme]

you got a new kitty!!

i did!!! he is actually an old kitty!!! we found him and all his siblings when they were really young and adopted them many years ago :) he was living at my parents house until now, but I'm taking him in cus of a lot of stuff going on and my parents not being able to be there to take care of him

(photo from a week ago)

this is Blue! he is...... 7 or 8 years old i think? he was my baby of all his siblings, and he used to lay on my neck to sleep lmao. he also knew JJ when JJ was just a baby! which I assume is part of why JJ wasn't bothered by him being here :)

(a MUCH older photo of him. it just makes me laugh.)

[mozak-hh]

Genshin impact A-Z smut alphabet:

Kaeya:

As Requested! hope u enjoy xx 

NSFW- You have been warned~

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after):

This man can’t get enough of your body, even after sex. He’ll let you rest your head on his chest, and will slowly run his hands through your hair while you tangle yourselves in bedsheets. He’ll give you hazy looks of love and affection, tell you how this will definitely put a spring in his step at work tomorrow.  “hopefully this becomes a common occurrence~”

B = Body part (They’re favourite body part as well as their partners):

On him, his mouth. There’s nothing more erotic to him that love bites. Grasping your small neck in his hands and softly biting down. leaving little nips on your thighs and hips. he’ll even look up at you as he bites the lower parts of your body, gliding his tongue over the teeth marks. 

On you, your breasts. Soft skin great for moulding in his hands. Especially when doing doggy style. Kaeya has a pretty big build (its canon that he’s the tallest out of all the genshin boys), so he’ll mould his body into yours from behinds as he hungrily thrusts into you, grabbing your breasts and kneading them slowly. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum):

Kaeya loves your cum. When he goes down on you, he’ll make sure to drink your juices after you orgasm. This man likes cumming himself, and he’ll cum as many times as he possibly can. His seed spilling out of you as he continues to ram you into the early hours of the morning. Without question, always inside. Unless you’d like to drink it instead~

D = Dirty secret (Dirty Secret of theirs):

He’ll never tell you, but when Kaeya spends those lonely night doing night shift at the night’s headquarters, he’ll stroke himself beneath his desk while looking at pictures of you. Why not? there’s no one he and he misses you dearly. More importantly, he needs his throbbing heat inside you folds. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they):

Very Experienced. He’s probably slept with every single women in Mondstadt. So he knows how to please his woman.

F = Favorite position (Basically says it in the title):

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/comfortable-sex-positions

The duo. He wants to make sure your comfortable, and not in too much pain. This also gives him great access to touching your breasts and thighs.

G = Goofy (How serious are they? Do they prefer joking?):

Hmmmm.. I wouldn’t call it particularly “goofy,” but he’s not afraid to laugh and joke during the zone. He’ll snicker if you make cute expressions and stuff, and if he messes up or does something stupid he’ll laugh it off.

H = Hair (Does the carpet match the drapes? Are they groomed?):

Indeed it does. He would keep it well trimmed too. I’m not sure if he’d take it all off, there is a chance that he probably has. Just cus he doesn’t like the feel of it. He’s bedded enough women to know how to keep it clean.

I = Intimacy (How they are during the moment):

He gets worried about you easily. If you’ve gone for quite a while or haven’t talked to him that day he’ll get a bit scared. So when he finally sees you he wants to please you so you don’t go away again. If you want him to go rough hell definitely go rough, but most times it’ll be very intimate.

J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon):

Yes. Before you, he would just pick up some random girl from the tavern, so he wouldn’t need to fulfill he’s needs himself. However, After you caught his interest he couldn’t sleep each night without letting off steam. When you two decide to become a couple, he’s finally able to quench his terribly high sex drive. Those pathetic months of stroking himself were horrible.

K = Kink (One of their kinks):

So, so many

Bondage

Orgasm denial

Hickeys

Hair pulling

Face sitting

Lingerie

Edging

Overstimulation

That’s just the basics really. Pull his hair and he’ll groan. He’ll tie you to the bed and blindfold you as he goes down on you, edging you until he slams his big cock inside. And when you grow tired. He’ll place you on top of his face and eat you up till you start rocking against his tongue

L = Location (Favorite place):

Any place in his house. Kitchen, lounge room, bedroom, shower. He’ll fuck you just about anywhere. Just as long as it’s not in front of anybody.

M = Motivation (What turns them on):

What wouldn’t get this man going? You being horny is probably the biggest turn on for him though. Grab his collar and bring his in for a kiss. Moan when he rests his hand on your back. Pull his hair and whine. Call him daddy... he’s going to give you what you want.

N = No (Something they won’t do):

No side hoes, public sex, knife play, blood play, or anything that’s going to hurt you. If you really wanted to, he’d probably be down for a threesome, just depends on who *cough cough diluc*

O = Oral (Giving or receiving):

Omg you would not regret it if you gave this man head. He looks so hot when his cock is in your mouth. Moaning and biting the back of his hand, the other hand wrapped around the back of your head. Thrusting into you in a rhythmic pace.

P = Pace (Are they fast or slow):

Unless he’s reading you or trying to savour the moment, he’s probably gonna go fast.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies):

How else is he going to get his daily fix of you? There’s multiple times where he’s fucked you in the supplies closet in the Favonius headquarters just because he couldn’t wait to get home.

R = Risk (Will they be down to experiment in risky locations):

Yes yes yes yes. In the headquarters, behind the tavern, secret halls in the church. Just about anywhere private.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go):

Oh many, many rounds. Till the sweat soaks the sheets and tears run down your face. If he has the chance, he won’t stop till he knows you can’t stand up.

T = Toy (Do they own toys and if they do, will they use them):

Probs not in the genshin world girlie- besides, he’s all you really need.

U = Unfair (How much will they tease):

Why of course he’ll tease. If you’ve been a naughty girl, he’s gonna get you on your knees begging for him.

V = Volume (How loud are they if they even are):

He can be loud if he lets go. But he only really does low moans and heavy breathing. The type of moans that rumble the throat. He’ll press his mouth to your ear so you can here them too.

W = Wild card (Headcanon of choice):

One time he had to stay late at his office so he could get all his work done. You wanted to surprise him by stripping in front of his desk. Safe to say he was a very happy man in the morning, and you couldn’t look at Jean without getting embarrassed over what you two had done.

X = X-Ray (What’s going on down there):

8.5 inches . Any bigger and he’s gonna break you. He’s got a bit of an upward curve too. Some veins as well.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive):

He’s sex drive is off the charts. Probably the highest out of everyone in Mondstadt. This mans got stamina, so he will fuck you when he gets a chance.

Z = ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep):

He’ll always stay up till you fall asleep since he thinks it would be impolite to ignore you afterwards. But after you’re out, he’s out.

Thanks for reading! x comment who you’d like to see next ;))

[whatissleepeven]

Midnight (Obey Me - Leviathan x MC)

This is for a Valentine’s Day Exchange on a friend’s Discord server! I hope you enjoy, Echo!

(MC’s physical description and name is based on Echo’s MC! This is in third person as well!)

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Ah, this is nerve-wracking.

Leviathan glances over at the human next to him for the umpteenth time tonight, taking in her focused expression as she watches Help! I Have A Crush And The Clock Ticks Closer To Midnight For A Holiday, What Do I Do?!. Her eyes glimmer in excitement and awe as they reflect the bright colors on his TV screen, she leans forward whenever the protagonist is going through a rough patch, her freckles dot her face in the cutest way, and her hair looks soft to the touch...

He shakes his head rapidly, trying to dispel the thoughts. No! Bad Leviathan! Sh-She’s just a normie who likes to stay in your room for some reason, watching anime and playing games with you because you’re best friends!

- And there lies the other issue.

Best friends.

Levi doesn’t want to be “best friends”; he wants more than that. That’s why he invited her to hang out in his room for the night, because once the clock strikes twelve then he can ask Hime on Valentine’s Day to be his b-

Boy-...Boyfr-

He deflates. He can’t even think the word without his face turning red. What hope does he have for an actual confession?

This is the last time he lets Asmo talk him into actively participating in a Human Realm tradition, much less one about love-

“Levi!”

“Y-YEAH Hime?!” He yelps, jumping in his seat. Hime blinks at the loud volume of his voice before giving a little laugh, and the sweet sound would be music to his ears if it isn’t for the fact that she’s laughing at his expense.

“I was asking if you think the main character is going to be alright in the end. I know they have backup from a few of their companions but the main antagonist isn’t the type to fall easily to the forces of friendship like most other shows and oh no I’m rambling again aren’t I, I’m so sorry-”

“I-It’s okay Hime!” Levi rushes to reassure her, waving his arms around as he speaks. “There’s a lot to talk about with this show! The bonds the protagonist made along the way don’t mean much in the eyes of the antagonist, who only does what they think is right to secure a stable future, so it’s a 50/50 on whether or not the protagonist prevails! A-And besides, I like hearing you ramble, I think it’s cu-COOL! I think it’s cool! All the best fans ramble about the stuff they like, so you don’t have anything to worry about!”

Hime’s worried expression relaxes the more Leviathan speaks, which makes him give an internal sigh of relief. “Thanks Levi,” she says quietly, turning her gaze back to the TV, “I know I can be...um. A little much, sometimes...”

Levi shakes his head, the show forgotten as he takes her hands into his own. “No way! You always say the most interesting things, and you’re the first normie who can keep up with me both anime and gaming-wise! Y-You may be quiet sometimes, but that’s what makes the spark in your eye when you go on about your passions all the sweeter! A-And showing me your sketches takes a lot of courage, I think you’re really brave and strong and cute and amazing and-”

“H-Hold on, Levi, wait,” Hime interrupts, a bit louder than before. A blush is blooming across her face, accenting her freckles, and how has he never realized how small her hands are-

“D-Did you just say that you think I’m-...I’m cute...?”

Levi crashes, his face darkening to a deep cherry color. Did he seriously say that out loud- oh Dia, he did. He didn’t mean for it to come out; it’s too soon, he’s not ready, it’s not even midnight for crying out loud, can’t he go one second without screwing something up?

Still, even if he has, he needs to say something. Hime’s looking less sure of herself, her shoulders beginning to tense as she tries to make herself smaller. He scrambles for a response. “I-I meant- uh- only if you want that- I MEAN- I c-could take it back- we’re best friends after all, that’s-”

“N-No, please don’t take it back!” Hime butts in, stammering as much as he is if not more so. “I-I thought it was really s-sweet of you, I-I mean I’m not that cute but I’m flattered you think I am-”

“B-But you are cute-”

“N-Not as much as-”

A ringtone breaks their words, loud and unforgiving. Levi numbly pulls out his D.D.D., swiping right to turn off the alarm.

12:00.

Valentine’s Day.

Asmo’s words ring in his head, echoing. “Once it hits midnight, confess your feelings you stupid brother of mine! We’ve all been watching you two hopeless introverted geeks dance around each other for far too long!

So Levi takes a deep breath in. His heart is hammering, his palms are starting to get sweaty, he thinks his hair is disheveled from lying against his gigantic beanbag with Hime, and he can’t look at the human unless he wants to lose his confidence.

“...H-Hime. I know we’re best friends and that you’re the Henry to my Lord of Shadows, b-but I...I...”

Hime is quiet as he struggles with his words for a moment, and he silently thanks her for being so understanding. “Y-You’re the first person who gets what social anxiety is like for me, you’re patient, you’re kind, and you like talking about gaming and anime with me. Th-That means a lot to me, because not even my own brothers understand much about me.

“I like hearing you talk about the next recipe you’re going to cook. I like it when you show me cat pictures, because it means that you’re happy and I was the person you thought of when you wanted to show your happiness. I like it when we exchange sketches and talk about what we’re going to do next. I like your enthusiasm for shows, the way your freckles are even clearer to see when you blush, a-and I really like holding your hand like this.”

Hime’s gaze travels down to their joined hands, and her previous blush intensifies. Levi gulps, some stammering returning now that he’s losing steam, but he can’t give up! It’s Valentine’s Day!

“I know I don’t compare to my brothers in strength o-or in wits, but...H-Hime, will you be my-”

“YES!” Hime shouts, startling him. She immediately ducks her head, her face burning in embarrassment. “I-I mean, yes. Of course I’ll be your girlfriend, e-even though you’d be better off with someone else...”

“N-No!” Levi says as he leans forward, making her gasp in surprise. “It has to be you! Th-There can’t be anyone else!”

They sit in silence as his words ring between them, their blushes almost matching in intensity. He can’t look at Hime, Hime can’t look at him, and this is exactly like that one scene in I’ve Made It To My Goal But Now I Want To Seal The Deal-

He feels something soft press against his cheek for a brief moment, pulling away quickly. “The same goes for you, Levi,” Hime says shyly, and oh Dia was he just kissed-

“There can’t be anyone else.”

And if he musters up the courage to lean in just a bit further to make it official, their hands intertwining as the show is paused, then who is he to comment?

[aonogifreactions]

Amaimon alphabet headcanons - [SFW]

a/n: its 2:10am. i have no regrets. enjoy!!

Amaimon:

A = Affection (How affectionate are they with an s/o?)

Affectionate? More like possessive, oop. Well, Amaimon's pretty affectionate - if you consider that one of his arms is wrapped around your waist almost all the time, no matter where you are. Other than that, not really, unless you "educate" him a little bit.

B = Breath (What could their s/o do to take their breath away?)

Beat the shit out of somebody, literally. Whether this would be in your defense or someone made you angry, he's impressed in both situations. Obviously, he will help you if someone attacks you, but damn. That stupid dude that just attacked you is now lying on the ground and your knuckles are all bloody? That's hot. (insert Amaimon with binocs)

C = Cuddling (Do they cuddle? If they do, how and when do they cuddle?)

He cuddles you when he feels like it, or if you pester him enough. You can also win him over using sweets. He likes having you on his lap, your one hand playing with his hair and the other one feeding him. Now, when you feel down, he's all about spooning you and giving your neck little kisses.

D = Dream (What do they dream of doing with their s/o?)

Lazing around, feeding him and doing nothing is his dream. That's it, pretty much.

E = Effort (How much effort do they put into a relationship?)

*snorts*- He's (kinda) trying and that matters.

F = Fear (What do they do if their s/o is scared? How do they handle it?)

Amaimon gets angry. Like, really, really angry and it doesn't really matter if that's because of the storm you're scared of or a person. Depending on your emotional and physical state, he's either gonna calm down a bit or go get his hands dirty. Just imagine him hissing every time it thunders outside.

G = Gifts (What type of gifts do they give their s/o? Do they want a gift in return?)

He gives you the most beautiful flowers from all around the world, and honestly, this is so breathtaking sometimes that makes you tear up (he, on the other hand, doesn't understand why you're getting emotional; its just flowers, right?). Doesn't really want nor expects to get a gift in return, but will appreciate (in his own way) if gets one.

H = Hugs (Do they hug their s/o? How often?)

He himself hugs you when you're either injured or he hasn't seen you in a while (but hugs you back when you hug him first, anytime). Doesn't really feel the need to do it often.

I = Intimacy (How romantic are they? Do they have problems with intimacy?)

Amaimon?? Romantic?????? Explain it to him. After that, he probably won't do that anyway. Intimacy though? no problem. He's made out with you and done worse things in public, so its pretty much a normal thing for him.

J = Jealous (Do they get jealous? How do they act when jealous?)

Oh, my sweet summer child, he gets jealous a fucking lot, unless he knows that person. Hopefully you have fast reflexes, cuz otherwise if he isn't stopped he's going for murder if he's pissed off enough. Demands explanations, such as who that person/people were. If he's in a good mood, he's just gonna throw you over his shoulder and walk away.

K = Kiss (Are they a good kisser? Do they like to kiss? How often do they try to kiss you?)

Amaimon's quite a good kisser - he's gotten some experience throughout the years. Plus, he likes kissing more than hugging! His kisses are unexpected, usually when you're busy and don't notice him as much - it's his way to get your attention back too. Also, when he kisses you, one of his hands is in your hair, pulling it slightly.

L = Love (When do they say they love you? How often do they say it? Do they prefer to say or show it?)

He doesn't really say that cus he doesn't fully understand the meaning of that words; he also thinks it's "too human". Instead, he's declaring his love through actions - such as protecting you or listening to your vent (he really is a good listener, but doesn't give you any advice; he knows you're gonna make the right decision. Plus, he gives you free cuddles too.). One more thing about saying "I love you" - he will say it, but its gonna take him a lot of time to realize and convince himself that it's "the love that humans talk about" - the highest possibility is after your near-death experience.

M = Marriage (Do they want to get married? If so, what kind of ceremony?)

Doesn't care about that. He'll probably say no, cuz its too much of a hassle with paperwork. HOWEVER! He might propose himself - which, bluntly said, means some demonic shit involved. Despite that incident with Shiemi, I dont think he casually proposes to a woman he barely knows - if you say yes, it means that both your body and soul will belong to him, dead or alive.

N = Night out (What type of dates do they like to go on? How often do they like to go on them?)

Wants to go out with you almost every day, or rather night - he finds pretty spots during the day that aren't available for normal people to reach. These are usually picnics, or you both lying on the grass together, watching the stars with your personal heater.

O = Out of the Ordinary (What’s something they don’t normally do with/for their s/o?)

Amaimon reminds you every once in a while that you shouldn't mess with either Lucifer or Mephisto, cuz he sadly won't be able to save you if the situation gets ugly. One - he's aware that both of them are way more powerful than he is, and two - he wants to stay neutral as long as possible (lets ignore Mephisto for a while).

P = Playful (Are they playful in a relationship? If so, how do they play around/mess with their s/o?)

Playful, hm? He's more annoying than playful - well, unless you consider poking you to death as "playing around".

 Q = Questions (Do they ask their s/o their opinion on things? Do they share theirs?)

Amaimon asks for your opinion, but ends up doing what he originally thought. Depending on the subject, he says his own opinion either often or rarely. For example, he'll answer "why sweets X are better than Y" but if asked about his brothers' plans, he'll just shrug.

R = Random (How spontaneous is their relationship? Do they do things on the spot or plan ahead?)

Your whole relationship is spontaneous to begin with, and so is everything else. You can try to plan something ahead, but keep in mind that will probably change anyway.

S = Sleep (How do they sleep with their s/o?

He loves sleeping with you - thinks that your small and delicate form is "cute", as humans say; but it's not as pretty as it seems. He shuffles a fucking ton in his sleep, occasionally snores. You may have experienced a very ugly smack of his elbow in your face once. Or twice. But don't worry, you can smack him back, he'll think it's just an annoying bug.

T = Trust (How much do they trust their s/o?)

His trusts to you gradually grows, so with time he stops checking if you're telling him the truth or not.

U = Unique (What makes them unique as an s/o?)

He silently adores you. Like, you have something you're passionate about and you're in the middle of explaining it to him, and the way your eyes shine makes him fall in love with you more. The thing that you're never tired of showing him new things, that you're always patient with him and so on - it makes him so soft. He'll never tell you that, though.

V = Vulnerable (How long until they can be vulnerable around their s/o? What are they like in this state?)

A very, very, VERY long time, relying on his trusts to you. He's enraged, snarling, but you're the only person that's able to calm him down. Despite his furiousness, he listens to you, doesn't destroy anything. It'll take a while, but you always manage to do it.

W = Wild Card (Get a random domestic headcanon of the character of your choice)

Tends to grow some flowers and put them behind your ear. You look insanely cute while he "just thinks it fits you and you should wear that".

X = X-Ray (What would they do if their s/o got injured?)

Anger, anger, slight panic and taking you to a hospital - in that exact order.

Y = Yuck (Do they have any pet peeves about their s/o? Are there any habits that might bother their s/o?)

Please, PLEASE don't talk about his brothers (especially Mephisto - he'll get jealous) and father while being with him. That's why he isn't in Gehenna, but with you.

Z = Zeal (Are they passionate as an s/o? Do they want or like passion?)

He's pretty passionate? or tries, at least. Whether you're passionate as hell or just like him, he's all for it.

[himbowelsh]

hii !! i was wondering if you were still doing the valentines day headcanon’s thing cus i’d love to see a babe heffron one 🥺💖 if you aren’t its alright !! i hope you’re having a great day

valentines day alphabet  ( accepting! )

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

He’s so casual with it, to the point of being downright thoughtless. Babe hands out his affection in bright grins, loud laughter, soaking up personal space...  but he’s also a very intent, reactive listener. He’s excellent at engaging people. When Babe approves of someone, he doesn’t keep it to himself; his affection is vocal, physical, and uninhibited.

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

He doesn’t know the first thing about flowers, but will fumble his way through a florist’s shop for a good cause. Should he be allowed to is the real question  ---  Babe trying to grow things is downright hazardous.

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

He’s literally summoned by the word ‘chocolate’. Get one syllable out, and he’s there. Babe doesn’t have a favorite, he doesn’t need a favorite, he’s just a chocolate fiend.

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

Is it cliche to say bowling? Because lowkey...  Babe’s a really, really great bowler. He shouldn’t be as good as he is. He doesn’t even like bowling that much, it’s just a talent, okay? And he does like showing off. Aside from that...  he’d love to go out dancing. Babe’s also a great dancer (notice he wants to impress his partner so bad that he’s only choosing things he’s good at) and will throw down any time, any day.

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

An impulsive hugger, usually without warning, and absolutely not shy about it. Tight, enthusiastic embraces, with a bit more squeezing than necessary. Sometimes gets really into cuddling, if someone’s offering it up.

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

He...  doesn’t flirt, to be honest. Doesn’t know how. Doesn’t realize when people are doing it to him. He’s just Babe, loud and enthusiastic and kind of goofy, with a definite charm to him; that seems to draw people in. Babe has the most success winning a date when he doesn’t try.

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

He gives weird-ass gifts, man. Things people would never need, and certainly don’t want. He bought Spina a whole keyboard once  ---  do you think Spina knows how to play the goddamn keyboard? He bought Bill Guarnere a Starbucks gift card. Babe always tries to get good gifts, but then he spots something and immediately settles upon it being the perfect gift; from then on, nothing can talk him out of it.

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

Very quick, and not usually that cautious about it. Babe’s impulsive, and doesn’t always think things through when it comes to how things can go wrong. He trusts his instincts...  and if his instincts tell him to love someone, he’s got no choice. Acquires crushes very easily, and they tend to stick.

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

Super easy? Why shouldn’t it be easy? It’s the truth, right? (He’s so casual about it, literally does not overthink it whatsoever  ---  throws out “I love you”s on any occasion, at any time, including while he’s on the toilet or just managed to burn dinner.)

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

Again, Babe and jealousy just really don’t tango. He’s not a suspicious person. He doesn’t...  notice things. Doesn’t notice flirting when he’s being flirted with, and doesn’t notice it when his partner’s on the recieving end. He just assumes everyone is being friendly until proven otherwise, and it’s a dangerous habit.

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?

Needs to slow down. He gets very into it very quickly  —  and the more enthusiastic Babe gets, the clumsier he gets. He’s an adventurous kisser, eager to explore so long as his partner will let him; better with his tongue than you’d expect; has a tendency to laugh into his kisses, which almost ruins the mood, but he manages to salvage it with a well-placed kiss behind the ear or on the temple. Has exactly no finesse, but a lot of enthusiasm. Babe’s big thing is touch, so he has to have his hands on his partner  —   preferably braced against their chest, squeezing lightly, as a way to keep himself focused while he works.

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

Oh god, where to begin? He loves his Ma and Pop to hell and back, adores his brothers and sister, loves all his extended family (and there are a lot of Heffrons), would throw down for any of his friends, is close with plenty of coworkers...  Babe lets people in easily, and ends up loving more than he ought to.

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   is morning or night a more romantic setting?

Eughh. Very much not a morning person, and would never subject a partner to romance before 10am.

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

He gets so excited that he literally ends up falling over himself; has had a few near-death experiences, where his partner has pressed forwards while kissing him and he’s just...  tumbled the hell over. Onto the floor. But Babe’s versatile (not to mention flexible)  and can have sex anywhere if the situation calls for it. Extremely adventurous  ---  not just location-wise, but up to try most positions and most kinks, if given the right amount of persuasion. Aside from the clumsiness, Babe has an innate rhythm instead, lots of stamina, and is able to match his partner’s pace. he gets overstimulated easily, and runs out of breath if they push him too hard  ---  but the bright red flush to his face isn’t a sign of an impending stroke, it means he’s loving it. Babe’s also vocal; he can’t help it, rambling about how amazing his partner is and moaning in between each thrust is just how he keeps himself anchored a little bit, otherwise his brain would steam right out his ears.

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

He’s no poet, that’s for sure. Babe sometimes gets ahead of himself and stumbles over his words, especially when he’s excited  ---   but just get him pissed off. You’ve never heard someone tell another person of in such a crisp, clear, cutting tone.

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

Babe wants someone he can have fun with. Somebody who appreciates his sense of humor, even if they don’t always respond in kind. Someone...  with a lot of love to give. Genuinely, he’s not picky. Babe could do well in a relationship with pretty much anyone, but he prefers someone who values honesty; he’d thrive with a grounding force to his sometimes-frenetic energy, but overall, Babe just needs someone he can play off of.

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

He’ll be nervous as hell in the lead-up, and the ring will be burning a hole in his pocket, but he’ll ask. He’ll try, at least. This is Babe, walking human disaster on a good day. Trust him to drop the ring in a storm gutter as soon as he gets on one knee, then get his arm stuck trying to reach for it. The firefighters who come to pry him out have to propose for him.

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

He could try to be cynical and still wouldn’t manage it. Babe’s a romantic to his core... and even if it doesn’t always come out in conventional ways (like clearing the potato chip crumbs off the couch before his partner sits, or leaving a trail of quarters on the floor to their bedroom)  he's always got a knack for making things special.

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

Yeah. Mary Anna Giarratano. Her parents barely spoke English, the entire family had less than twenty bucks to their name, and Dolores was the hardest soccer ball kicker on the whole playground. In one afternoon, she sent a ball flying so far it landed in a tree and punched Jimmy Doherty for making fun of Babe’s haircut. Babe fell in love. (Dolores didn’t want the first thing to do with him, but the infatuation lasted for a year or two.)

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

It’s not something he’s thought a lot about, but he’s never doubted it. Of course true love exists. Some people stay together and happy for their whole lives. If that ain’t true love, what is?  (At the moment, he’s unwilling to admit to himself how much he wants that kind of love.)

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

...  romantically? Nah, he’s still unbroken. Let’s just say he wasn’t sobbing over Darlin’ Doris.

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

...  it’s expensive. Like, why are chocolate boxes so expensive? Why do restaurants literally expect you to pay more on Valentine’s day, just for the same food you’d always get? And why the hell does jewelry cost so much? Babe doesn’t mind Valentine’s day, but hates how commercialized (read: pricey) it is. His ideal V-Day is doing something intimate but totally free. He... can think of a few ideas.

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

He’s very daunted by the idea at first, because he just...  doesn’t feel old enough to get married? Doesn’t feel ready? I could see Babe waiting a good few years to get married, and even then, he’d have to be in a long-term relationship for a while. He’s not afraid of spending the rest of his life with the person he loves  ---  it’s just the concept of marriage itself, how serious people take it, that intimidates him. (He’s of the mindset that two people truly in love shouldn’t have to put a legal ring on it, but...  hey, he’ll still do it, just to make his partner  (and Ma) happy.)

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Not that often. He tends to just go with straight names or surnames  ---  he’s not a big nicknamer out loud, but will sometimes give someone a name in his head that sticks, especially if he doesn’t catch their name the first time. 

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

Definitely. Sometimes he’s too quick to jump at the gun  ---  hey, he sees somebody stepping in on someone he loves, he’s not gonna stop to ask questions, and it’s gotten him in trouble a few times  ---  but his heart’s in the right place. Babe is a fierce defender of his loved ones, and he can give as good with his mouth as he can with his fists.

Z   :   ZZZ.   how many people has your muse slept with?

...  okay, listen.  It’s something he’s genuinely defensive of, because it ain’t like he’s a virgin, okay? He’s...  slept with people. Once or twice. He’s doing fine. Babe’s problem isn’t sleeping with people, but keeping them afterwards...  which is really what he prefers. He’s not a hook-up guy, but up to this point, he’s never really been a steady relationship guy either. He wants to, and he tries, just hasn’t managed it yet. So...  he’s slept with 2 - 3 people, max. If asked, he’ll talk himself up and claim it’s more. Only Bill knows the truth.

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Soldiers Possession {Oneshot}

Masterlist

Bucky Barnes x Plus!Size Reader MUTANT

Warnings: 18+ ONLY! Smut!Cuddly Bucky! Smut!

A/N: Lets see if this one gets flagged! This is my entry for @peters-christmas 1K Writing Challenge!  My prompt was the song NFWMB by Hozier! A big thanks for @moonfaery for helping me to decide between Bucky and Loki! Reader has crappy relationship with parents and is a mutant but I didn't go into great detail about powers because I centered on the song and smut, because you know smut! Lyrics in Italic! I hope did this justice and didn't cornball it up!

Words: 2,300

It was… a day to say the least, looking out across the compound, across well-manicured lawn, wind blowing loose hair, so it tickled across tears that threatened to spill a ragged breath in as a hand reached up to push Y/H/C hair out of Y/E/C orbs before it made the tears break. Looking down at the phone in a bandaged hand, some family she had back at home, any excuse to not come see her, filling like a failure already after the fucked mission that had the entire team walking around with a bandage or to two, even Steve & Bucky.

Letting out another sigh slowly an oddly steady hand placed the ear phones into it's jack in the phone, still preferring corded headphones to wireless, scrolling to find the music that fit her shitty mood while tugging at the bandage on stitched hand to pull the gauze off of the gash. Sitting on the table top of the outdoor table that rested in a small out of the way area of the compound, hopefully they would allow Y/N a moment before deciding what to do about overbearing parents that needed to kiss her ass, 36 years old & they still think she has to do it their way or not at all.

The table swaying ever so slightly, it was… Bucky, he had tried to talk to her after the call & the mission but there wasn’t much to say, telling the soldier to give her a minute but it ended up being close to 12 hours. Y/N could fill how cautious he was as he sat at sweater covered back, placing his legs on either side of thick thighs, flesh hand snaking around clothed arm to take the phone to return it back to himself to look over the music app.

Thankfully he was well versed in technology now, Y/N finding him excitedly showing her new music & videos, but it didn’t make her less irritated that he messed with her music, that was her reprieve as she explained. A hot body pulling flush to aching back, careful of how much weight he placed on her taking on of the earbuds to shove it in his ear, the guitar playing low before the singer began & surprised her with a nuzzle at her neck. The melody had a dark feel,  but it had a oddly calming quality to it.

When I first saw you

The end was soon

To Bethlehem it slouched

And then, it must've caught a good look at you

Careful of the busted ribs, venturing to lean back to see if Bucky would support her, head falling to metal shoulder, the ear without the earbud next to split lips that looked better than they did that morning.

“Give your heart & soul to charity, 'cus the rest of you, the best of you, Honey, belongs to me,” husky voice echoed into her ear, making chills run over achy body, it was a confession, Y/N knew it, looking into ocean blue eyes that looked at her worriedly possibly wondering if she would reject him.

Gently Y/N reached back to the phone in his hand, taking it & shutting the music off. Easily she removed the ear bud careful not to cause him pain, they both had enough as it was. The look he gave her, looking to his bare feet, a shake of brunet head, he messed up, he should know better, taking a step to get down shocked that a unbandaged hand wrapped in metal one, lacing fingers to tug him down in front of her.

With a weary smile, Y/N looked at him with defeat of the previous events, letting out a heavy sigh & allowing Bucky to tug her back to the compound. It was quiet, no one said a word as he led her past the team that looked just as beaten as they did. Easy tug to usher Y/N into his room & shut the door behind them, taking his own phone to swipe the button to pay the song once again through the room as Y/N turned to look at him, standing flush to his burning hot torso.

“When I first saw you, The end was soon, To Bethlehem it slouched, And then, it must've caught a good look at you,” Bucky began at the start this time, hands snaking gingerly around plump hips that he had dreamed of holding since Y/N had stepped boot into the compound, Y/E/C orbs studying him & how fast he picked up on the way to speak to her was music.

“Give your heart and soul to charity, 'Cus the rest of you, The best of you, Honey, belongs to me,” he continued, gently leaning down to sing on soar lips taking in each other’s scent, Bucky knew Y/N scented it, she had heightened senses though she had been born with it unlike him, Y/E/C orbs sparkling with unshed tears, flesh hand moving to cup bruised cheek to catch the tear before it fell.

Ain't it a gentle sound, the rolling in the graves

Gentle kiss, needy, heated, but not painful, bandaged hands going to his hips, careful of the heallacious gash she had to hold pressure to while it healed itself, but still it was a lot of blood, it required stitches & was still tender.

Ain't it like thunder under earth, the sound it makes

Tongue probing at lip that split for an instant to allow a taste of hot metal to linger between them, scorching hand snaking to the back of clammy neck to keep lips close & breath shaking with want.

Ain't it exciting you, the rumble where you lay

“Ain't you my baby, ain't you my babe,” gritty voice continued, slow walking back to the couch, turning Y/N before clothed calves hit the cushion, turning with curvaceous body in his arms to sit first then pull thick thighs to straddle his own, giving Y/N control & the opportunity to pull away if she wanted it to stop.

“Nothing fucks with my baby, nothing can get a look in on my baby, nothing fucks with my baby, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,” this time his voice dark as he sung over panting lips, ample hips rutting at his, swearing Y/N was soaking through her leggings as throbbing clit rubbed over growing bulge.

If I was born as a blackthorn tree

“We can stop,” he breathed out, hands on plump hips, Bucky needed to feel her move.

I'd wanna be felled by you

“No,” was a calm reply from the woman that swayed on his hips, pressing clothed core harder into engorged man hood that pulsed.

Held by you

More rutting as metal & flesh snuck under baggy sweater to push it up, breaking the kiss as it was tugged over her head easily. Y/N settling back on his thighs to place sore hands gingerly on her own to look down at the soldier, he knew how she felt about her body as hands went to cup her face.

Fuel the pyre of your enemies

“Come here baby, you're perfect,” he breathed out, pulling her to his lips before freeing them to slide down her shoulders to snake around to reach the back of her bra to unlatch it.

Ain't it warming you, the world gone up in flames

Bandaged hand going to stubbled cheek while unbandaged handmade it's way to the hem of his shirt to push it up easily, both had matching bandages wrapped around damaged torsos, Bucky breaking for her to tug it free & fling it behind her.

Ain't it the life you, your lighting of the blaze

Bucking of hips, his own reacting to match hers, sitting forward to wrap strong arms around her & pull Y/N tight, tongue caressing over hers not wanting a fight for dominance as flesh hand ghosted over the bandage to the band of the leggings, sliding in to rub through wet folds.

Ain't it a waste they'd watch the throwing of the shade

Bucking out in need, while an “I need you,” whispered across split lips as the kiss was broke.

“Ain't you my baby, ain't you my babe,” sung on panting lips, drinking in the look of ample breast thrust out as two digits dipped into soaking hole, earning a whimper that made a grunt of approval leave his throat.

“Nothing fucks with my baby,” husky voice growled down her throat, lips falling to kiss between ample breast to elicit a soft moan as he moved to take a pert bud into his mouth to suck & punish harshly with teeth & tongue.

Nothing can get a look in on my baby

Fingers retreating to halt her impending orgasm, Y/E/C orbs looking down to him in puzzlement, his hand falling to his pants to unbutton, shocked she reached to the knife sheaf she knew he always kept strapped to his side. Y/N pulled the knife free with a  snap of the button unbandaged hand going to the band of the pants to pull it away from plump belly to cut the elastic, throwing the knife to the floor as metal & flesh grabbed the tear to jerk hard. The sound of ripping fabric & a primal growl of need echoing around them as the shredded leggings fell to the wayside.

Nothing fucks with my baby

Nimble fingers going to erect man hood to wrap around his girth to give him a pump, sliding forward as metal & flesh guide plump hips to where Bucky wanted her. The soldier letting out a moan himself as wet cunt teased leaking cock through readied slit, breath shaking as she finally began to sink over the throbbing organ enjoying the stretch & burn it caused. Shiver running up her spine to make a raspy whimper release from dry throat.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing

Arms wrapping around his neck to pull flush to the soldier, head falling into the crook of heated neck as he did that same, well-endowed member filling juicy cunt perfectly, slow to move his hips, but would stop if Y/N asked. Careful, oh, so careful because the soldier knew HIS Y/N hurt worse than him. The newest Avenger had been at the center of the blast, next to the chaos, she should be dead, gentle kiss to shivering shoulder as a shaky breath was let out & plump hips began to move with his.

It started again, the song, but tender lips took the others in haste, picking up the pace for flesh hand to slip around her throat to push her up for sore lips to fall to pert nipple, pinching the other with metal fingers that caused a raspy moan to escape. Y/N aching hands delicately holding to the forearm of the one around soft neck arching out to buck hard, rubbing aching clit.

“Bucky… I need…,” she tried to say, gentle squeeze to tender throat quieting her for a moment.

“Hold on baby…,” he rasped up to her, Y/H/C head thrown back in ecstasy as needy cock throbbed inside tightening cunt letting out a growl from deep in his chest.

“The best of you, Honey, belongs to me,” Bucky gasped out, his end fast approaching as he pulled the shaking form over him down to tender lips, kissing harshly, moving to lay Y/N to the couch, still gentle as he laid her flat, snapping hips hard into greedy cunt to make her yelp out a need to cum.

Ain't it exciting you, the rumble where you lay

“Ain't you my baby, ain't you my babe, cum for me baby,” Bucky rasped out as it seized them, the trembling form under strong body moaning out her release to echo around the room, black vision creeping in as it released, body under Bucky convulsing & both rode it out on the other before both went lax a panting heap.

“Nothing fucks with my baby,” Bucky sang to HIS Y/N as curvaceous body shivered with her high, spent cock slipping free to hover over her looking down into hooded lids careful of wounded body as he wrapped an arm gingerly around wounded midriff to lift the blissed-out creature up to be flush to scorching body & laying back with her draped over him.

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing

“Got ya baby,” he breathed out careful of injuries as they both settled to listen to the softly playing song.

“I'm your baby then,” Y/N sighed out, relaxing into strong yet relaxed frame, the first time in a week since she had felt like she could, hands skating over the bandage on once gaping hole.

“You belong to me Y/N & nothing fucks with my baby,” he echoed, leaning down to take puffy lips in a deep kiss tongues caressed as the song continued to play.

“You will stay here, with me & the others for the holidays. No need to worry about being left out baby, you're mine now, intend on keeping it that way, always mine,” he breathed out, gentle caress over exposed spine & the bandage that wrapped her ribs.

“OK, nothing fucks with my baby,” Y/N smiled up at him now, making him recall how vicious the mutant had been in the fight when anyone had come at him.

“Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,” the soldier finished for her as both settled to snuggle close, eyes trying to stay open as strong arms wrapped under Y/N’ limp body to pull her to strong chest to carry to the bathroom to get cleaned & to his bed so they could stay close.

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harry potter fluff Alphabet

WHAT??? FLUFF???? ON MY sinful blog??? nah I’m kidding here you go 

A = Attractive. What do they find attractive about the other?

Harry likes your personality, witty and funny people are very attractive to him and when it comes to having a partner sure looks are a factor but he really loves you for you. 

B = Baby. Do they want a family? Why/Why not?

 honestly, he considers his friends his family and he definitely wants to get married at some point He wants a kid or two but it wouldn’t be a deal breaker to have kids. he would be just as happy without kids and just you.  

C = Cuddle. How do they cuddle?.

he has sneak attack cuddles. you’ll just be trying to work then BAM! you're now cuddling. he will hug you from behind and pull you back into a chair so you can cuddle. 

D = Dates. What are dates with them like?

kinda awkward tbh, he has no idea what the hell is doing and every date is a shot in the dark sometimes it’s fine and other times it is a horrible nightmare ending with a trip to the hospital. but he tries and that's all you can ask for.

E = Everything. You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…)

“you are my light”  cus you brighten his world 

F = Feelings. When did they know they were falling in love?

this dude was ready to drop the L-word after the first date he knew right off the bat that he would be in love with you very soon if he wasn’t already in love. 

G = Gentle. Are they gentle? If so, how?

he is very gentle when he touches you like softly runs his finger pads across the tops of your hands or toys with your hair very lightly to the point where you almost don’t feel it. 

H = Holding Hands. How do they like to hold hands?

he loves to hold your hands it’s one of his favorite forms of PDA

I = Impression. First impression/s?

you didn’t know what to think at first, you had heard so many mixed things about the boy who lived so you approached with caution. he heard Fred and Gorge talking about you and while he had seen you around a but he had never really met you so he took what they said (that you were cute but not to be messed with) at face value. 

J = Joker. Are they into pulling pranks?

he likes to see pranks being pulled on others if they’re well done but doesn't like to have them done on him or putting in the effort to pull them off himself 

K = Kiss. How do they kiss?

he’d look at your lips for a long time then cup your face and pull you into a sweet and tender kiss

L = Love. Who says ‘I love you’ first?

he does and chances are he says it too early in the relationship but it’s fine because you think it’s cute. 

M = Memory. What’s their favorite memory together?

he was trying to teach you how to play Quidditch, but you were terrified of going more than ten feet off the ground he laughed at you a lot but in all honesty, it was the cutest thing he’d ever seen. 

N = Nickel. Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?

he’ll pay for you on a date and if it’s clear that you really want or need something he’ll get it for you without questions but that's about it

O = Occupation. Dream Job?

we all know what his cannon dream job is but I love the Hogwarts teachers headcanons.  

P = Petnames. What petnames do they use?

at the beginning of your relationship you called eachother ridiculous over the top pet names as a joke but they just sorta stuck around so he calls you “sugar bear” and you call him “Honeypie” and like Ron gags each time he hears you call each other that 

Q = Quaint. What is their favorite non-modern thing?

he has a soft spot in his heart for quills

R = Rainy Day

he likes to spend his time outside so rainy days kinda bum him out a bit, but they always manage to make him appreciate the sun more when it comes out again. 

S = Sad. How do they cheer themselves/others up?

hugs always cheer him up. when people he cares about are upset he will talk things out with them and try to figure out a solution with you.

T = Talking. What do they like to talk about?

he rambles a lot and will go on long tangents about nothing but you’ll still listen to him.

U = Unencumbered. What helps them relax?

physical activity does wonders for his nerves if anything ever gets to be too much for him he’ll go for a quick jog.

V = Vaunt. What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?

he brags about your accomplishments to anyone who will listen to him, he is so proud of you and everything you do and he is so lucky to be with you he will talk anyone’s ear off about you because he loves you so much.

W = Wedding. When, how, where do they propose?

you two had talked about marriage before, and he kinda proposed then? he asked if you would marry him and you said yes but then you both kinda moved on with the conversation and never brought it up again so now he will propose right. he made you a nice home cooked dinner then after you finished eating he pulled out the box, grabbing your hand from the table. before he could give you the ‘will you marry me’ speech you said yes and took the ring from him

X = Xylophone. What’s their song?

Perfect- Ed Sheeran 

Y = You. You are the ___ to my ___ (e.g. the cookies to my milk, the macaroni to my cheese)

you are the Peanut butter to my Jelly.

Z = Zebra. If they wanted a pet, what would they get?

a dog he is such a dog person he would also like to have an owl but the dog would be more of a family pet that the two of you could take care of together. 

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A C D H J O P R Y!

asdfghhs bless 

A.

1. what are your oc’s natural abilities, things they’ve been doing since young?

Gerald’s pretty good at adapting to almost any enviroment and Abe is able to make friends pretty much instantly

2.what activities have they participated in?

Gerald has tried almost every hobby there is at least once, as well as plenty of sports. Abe used to have violin lessons when he was younger

3. what abilities do they have that they’ve worked for?

Gerald worked hard to learn all the proper social cues and Abe woked to develp some restraint 

4. what things are they bad at?

Gerald doesn’t really understand other people and Abe can’t take things seriously

5. what is their most impressive talent?

Gerald is a proper jack-of-all trades and Abe is a master at defusing situations

C

1. how do they sit in a chair?

Gerald sits normaly and maybe occasionally leans (if he’s reading on the couch) and Abe just does the ol’ gay sitting

2. in what position do they sleep?

Gerald sleeps on either his back or stomach and Abe sleeps on the side while hugging something

3. what is their ideal comfort day?

Gerald will only take comfort days after all his work is 100% done and he’ll pick up a new hobby and try it out. Abe’s comfort days are usually after he’s done exploring whatever place he’s been and puts together scrapbooks

4. what is their major comfort food? why?

Gerald’s is hazelnut soup because it’s warm and easy to make. Abe loves hotdogs because you can find them anywhere and every place has their distinct style (y porque le encanta la salchicha dIGO QUÉ? 👀)

5. who is the best at comforting them when down?

Gerald doesn’t really like being comforted, he finds it awkward so he’ll distance himself and come back when he’s ready. Abe likes to distract himself by doing activities with friends

D

1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name?

Gerald is very tidy and his style is basically “a place for everything and everything in its place”. I can’t really see Abe owning a house but if he HAD to I’d say his style would be pretty minimalist

2. how would they decorate their child’s room?

Gerald would buy every single thing a child could need and set up one of those toddler tidy sistems (and would probably child proof the whole thing honestly). Abe would just put in the bare essentials and let the kid express themselves and do whatever to the room, really (”oh you wanna have a hot pink feature wall? consider it done”) and long as they do it themselves

3. how do they decorate their own room?

Gerald’s room is pretty basic, it almost feels like a hotel room. Abe’s always moving so he usually has all his stuff on a room corner 

4. what type of clothes and accessories do they wear?

Gerald wears mostly formal-casual styles, 80% of his pants are khakis and he doesn’t really accessorize. Abe puts on literally whatever he finds at garage sales and such, he loves earth tones and comfy loose fitting clothes and will wear any accessory tbh

5. do they like makeup/nail/beauty trends?

nope.

H

1. do they rather a hot or cold room?

Gerald prefers a cold room and Abe a hot one

2. do they prefer summer or winter?

Gerald prefers winter and Abe LOVES summer

3. do they like the snow?

yup! they both like it

4. do they have a favorite summer activity?

Gerald likes to swim and nap in sunspots and Abe is a fucking summer nut! he always makes sure to move to a warm place in summer, he’ll try ever single summer activity, he’ll even celebrate the summer solstice with his wiccan friends the madlad

5. do they have a favorite winter activity?

Gerald likes all the seasonal food and drinks that come back and Abe likes snowball fights, ice skating and showing off by going to parks to make snow sculptures

J

1. what makes them happy?

[ ███████ ] Abe loves traveling!

2. who makes them happy?

[ ███████ ] and Abe loves all his friends!

3. are there any songs that bring them joy?

Gerald doesn’t really have a particular song and Queen always puts Abe in a good mood

4. are they happy often?

[ ███████ ]   

5. what brings them the most joy in the world?

[ ███��███ ] Abe loves traveling!

O

1. are they optimistic or pessimistic?

Gerald considers himself a realistic and Abe is as optimistic as they come!

2. are they openly optimistic, throwing it on others?

Abe sure does!

3. are they good at giving advice?

Gerald gives good practical advice and Abe gives good emotional advice

4. is there anyone in their life that throws optimism on them?

I mean, I guess Gerald has Abe now

5. were they always optimistic?

Abe sure is!

P

1. what is their best personality trait?Gerald’s conscientiousness and Abe’s felxibility

2. what is their worst personality trait?

Gerald’s is usually stoic and Abe’s has very little vision of the future

3. what of their personality do others love?Gerald is super efficient and working with him is a gift. Abe is always down for whatever AND makes sure everyone has a good time

4. what of their personality do others envy?

Gerald’s ability to focus completely on a task and Abe’s ability to be liked wherever he goes

5. do they hate anything about their personality/about other’s personalities? 

Gerald’s innability to make decisions and Abe’s innability to take things seriously

R

1. do they follow rules?

Gerald usually does, Abe?… not so much

2. would they be a strict or laid-back parent?

Gerald would lean more towards being strict and Abe would be super laid-back… maybe irresponsibly so…

3. have they ever been consequenced for breaking a rule?

Gerald never anything too serious but Abe has been takein into holding a couple of times

4. have they broken any rules they now regret breaking?

Nope!

5. do they find any rules they/others follow absolutely ridiculous?

Not Gerald but Abe does of course, he never expresses it outloud tho

Y

1. how old were you when you created them?

21!

2. what inspired you to create them?

Gerald literally started as a doodle of a dog in a tie cus I though it would look funny and then suddenly boom, he has feelings and aspirations and I’m DEAD… But I accidentally made him super sad so I made him a friend whom I accidentally made sad also…

(first ever doodle of me boye)

3. were they different when they were first created?

yup! Gerald was going to be a weekly comic strip about a dog in a work enviroment. Abe didn’t change that much tho

4. do you enjoy writing them more than other characters?

Y E S I’VE BEEN NEGLECTING MY OTHER BABBIES

5. what’s your favorite thing about them?

everything? they’re my children! they’re super fun to draw and write

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Meet The Muse

Rules: Don’t reblog, repost. Tagging:  (shit. hasn’t everyone been tagged already. if you wanna do it go for it!)

⚡️ NINE BASIC FACTS!

► NAME ➭ ‘ Zidane Tribal. ’ ► BIRTHDAY ➭ ‘  Uhhhh. Sometime in September, I guess. That’s when the old man found me, anyway, and he can’t remember the exact date, soooooooo. . . ’ ► BIRTHPLACE ➭ ‘ A place called Bran Bal. Don’t bother looking for it, ‘cus it doesn’t exist anymore. ’   ► GENDER ➭ ‘ I know I’m pretty, but I promise I’m a guy. ’    ► SEXUALITY ➭ vague hand gestures ‘ Does it reeeaally matter, at the end of the day? ’     ► HAIR COLOUR ➭ ‘ Blond! ’ ► EYE COLOUR ➭ ‘ Blue. ’   ► ARE YOU SINGLE? ➭ ‘ Why, you interested? ’ wink and a grin he’s not sure, actually.   ► WHAT’S YOUR CURRENT MOOD? ➭ ‘ Oh, y’know. Can’t complain, I guess! ’

⚡️ EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE!

► ARE YOU IN LOVE? ➭ ‘ Yeah! ... No? ... Maybe? Eeesh, that’s a toughie-- Next! ’ ► DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? ➭ ‘ Huh. I mean it’s a nice thought an’ all, but don’t you think it’s a little naive? ’ Zidane, didn’t you fall for Dagger at first sight?? ► WHO ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? ➭ ‘ . . . Good question. Which one? ’  ► ARE YOU AFRAID OF COMMITMENT? ➭ ‘ Wh-?! Who, me? N-no way! ’ note the literal tail tucked between his legs.  ► HAVE YOU HUGGED SOMEONE WITHIN THE LAST WEEK? ➭ ‘ Oh, this one’s easy! Of course I have! Dagger, the guys -- heck, even Rusty gave me one after I got back. And nearly crushed my damn spine.......... ’ ► HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER? ➭ ‘ If they’re a secret, how would I know? But yeah, probably~ I mean, have ya seen me? ’ ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? ➭ ‘ Mmmmm. . . I’m not proud of it, but-- Yeah. No doubt. ’     ► HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN YOUR OWN HEART? ➭ ‘ How d’you break your own heart? ’ thinking back to his brief period of “soullessness”, his rejection of his own ideals, his betrayal of his friends ‘ On second thought... I-- Yeah. I guess I have. ’ 

⚡️SEVEN CHOICES!

► LOVE OR LUST ➭ ‘ Llllllllll.......ove? Love. ’ ► LEMONADE OR ICED TEA ➭ ‘ Lemonade! There’s cart in Lindblum that sells it fresh in the summertime. ’ ► CATS OR DOGS ➭ ‘ Cats, definitely cats. ’ he’s been chased by way too many guard dogs. ► A FEW BEST FRIENDS OR MANY REGULAR FRIENDS ➭ ‘ The more the merrier! Why restrict yourself to just a few? ’ ► WILD NIGHT OUT OR ROMANTIC NIGHT IN ➭ ‘ What, and a wild night out CAN’T be romantic? You need to broaden your horizons -- experiment a li’l! ’ ► DAY OR NIGHT  ➭ ‘ Night. Kinda comes hand-in-hand with the profession. ’ ► SUMMER OR WINTER  ➭ ‘ Summer! Winter in the hideout s u c k e d -- there was never enough blankets to go around and the Boss hogged them all anyway! ’ hogged, hahahaha.  

⚡️ SIX HAVE YOU EVERS!

► BEEN CAUGHT SNEAKING OUT ➭ ‘ Oh yeah. Heaps of times. Boss’d thrash me black ‘n’ blue every time: “If I catch you sneakin’ out, yer not bein’ quiet enough, ya waste of space!”. ’  ► FALLEN DOWN/UP THE STAIRS ➭ ‘ I’d like to think I’m not THAT clumsy! But... well, if you’re getting chased and someone steps on your damn tail... ’ ► BEEN KICKED/BITTEN BY AN ANIMAL ➭ thinking about those dumb guard dogs again. HARD FROWN. ‘ Yeeeeaaaah... ’  ► WANTED SOMETHING/SOMEONE SO BADLY IT HURT ➭ ‘ Those are the things you know are worth chasing after. ’ ► BEEN IN A NATURAL DISASTER ➭ ‘ Natural? Not so much. UNnatural? Try on a daily basis! ’ ► WANTED TO DISAPPEAR ➭ ‘ Ha. Just once. I got over it, though. ’

⚡️FIVE PREFERENCES!

► SMILE OR EYES ➭ ‘ Smile! It’s always gonna be smile. ’  ► SHORTER OR TALLER ➭ ‘ Most people are taller than me, sooo... ’  ► INTELLIGENCE OR APPEARANCE ➭ ‘ Gotta be able to have a conversation with your partner, y’know? Otherwise you may as well just buy a pretty statue to look at or something. ’ ► INTROVERTED OR EXTROVERTED ➭ ‘ Not really bothered! I know I can be a bit of both, myself. ’ ► HOOK-UP OR RELATIONSHIP ➭ THIS PUTS HIM IN MIND OF THE “COMMITMENT” QUESTION. he begins to s w e a t. ‘ Well. . . Shit. I’d LIKE the latter, but it seems like I’ve only ever had the......... Forget it! ’  

⚡️ FOUR FAMILY FACTS!

► DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY GET ALONG ➭ ‘ Family? You mean-- the Tantalus crew? Well, I mean -- we fight and we bicker and mess around with each other all the time, but that IS us getting along! If anyone ELSE messed with one of us, they’d probably regret it. ’ a pause, a sideways glance. ‘ Or... did you mean the other Genomes? ’ Kuja? Mikoto? ... Garland? ‘ I don’t know if we really consider each other “family”. ’ ► WOULD YOU SAY YOU HAVE A “MESSED UP LIFE” ➭ ‘ Oooooft, loaded question. A bit of yes, a bit of no? The beginning was kinda messed up and there’s been other moments throughout, but-- On the whole? I wouldn’t want it any other way! ’ ► HAVE YOU EVER RAN AWAY FROM HOME ➭ ‘ Y u p. When I was thirteen. I mean, I said I was going, so I guess you couldn’t really call it “running away”-- Eh, no, I’m counting it. ’ ► HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN KICKED OUT ➭ ‘ I’m not allowed to rejoin Tantalus. I think that counts. ’ don’t cry, don’t c r y . . . 

⚡️ THREE FRIEND FACTS!

► DO YOU CONSIDER ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS GOOD FRIENDS ➭ ‘ Y’know, I wanna say “yes”, but I have this feeling Amarant is still waiting for the perfect opportunity to dob me into the Treno authorities... So I’m gonna have to give it a solid maybe, instead. ’ ► WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ➭ ‘ Psh, EASY, that’s gotta be-- ’ ‘ . . . ’ ‘ Wait. . . ’ confident expression shattered, gaze dropping as he appears to seriously consider the question. as a kid, the answer would ALWAYS have been ‘Blank!’ but ever since he left Tantalus that first time around... ‘ ... Can I get back to you on that one? ’  ► WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU ➭ ‘ Aw man, not even I know “everything” about myself! If there’s someone like that out there, let me know -- I’ve got a b u n c h of questions for them. ’

⚡️ TWO DEEP QUESTIONS!

► WHAT’S THE ONE THING YOU’D CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF ➭ ‘ I dunno. I feel like you’re you because you’re all of you: a combination of good, bad, dumb... whatever. Change that and you’re not you anymore, right? ’ nose crinkling, an embarrassed laugh ‘ ... was that a bit too serious of an answer? Alrighty, how about... I’d like to be just a biiiiiit taller. ’ ► WOULD YOU EVER SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE ELSE ➭ ‘ Been there, done that! Gets easier after the third or fourth time. ’ all cocky confidence once again, but does the smile reach the eyes?

⚡️ ONE FINAL WORD!

► A QUOTE THAT SUMS YOU UP ➭ ‘ Just one?! But I have so many quotable quips-- Alright, alright, uhhh... “I just wanna protect the people I’m with. Doesn’t matter whether I can or not. It’s what I believe in.” ’

[jortsboy]

hi im ela and I came here to talk about posh/hipster stan

OOF okay so modern hipster stanley….. (this got a bit long so i put it under the cut!)

+ his go-to Look is cuffed skinny jeans, a black or striped turtleneck (I fuckin loved ur hcs ela), a pair of classic chucks or those square patterned vans

+mike got him into photography and he has a vintage camera that he loves to take w him when he goes bird watching

+he also has a polaroid camera that he loves to use to take pictures of the losers (he may also secretly take pics of bill bcus he just looks so cute when he’s sleeping)

 + he always orders black coffee to maintain his hipster a e s t h e t i c but he secretly hates it (bill & richie are the only ones who know that he secretly loves the sugariest shit on the menu)  (inspired by @pastelstanuris ‘s fic omgnddh)

+ juss fuckin,,., he has a pair of those reallly hipster glasses even though he doesn’t need them and richie is like !!!!!!wtf u have 20/20 vision be happy !!!

+ 

+ his record collection would be the envy of hipsters world wide

+his Instagram feed is to die for!!! u got aesthetic photos of sunsets, random alleyways, blurry yet still amazing shots of birds mid flight (also some up close and high quality shots that he prints out and puts on the walls) 

+ofc his feed is littered with pictures of the losers aswell (mainly bill)

 +oh oh OH the losers have a shared finsta and it’s where he posts the pictures of bill sleeping. the whole account is basically just mugs of eachother and group memes ofmdjxj I lov them

+ u kno this boy has a vsco account 

+his and bill’s shared apartment is a hipster haven 

+it’s like modern vintage theme

+vintage chairs, sofas, the walls are covered with both his photos and vintage home decor

+when bill is tapping away on his typewriter stan loves to put on a record with relaxing music and just sink into the sofa at the other end of the room and read a book or edit his photos

+they love spending time like this, each doing their own thing but within each others proximity

+they’ll be chilling watching tv or something whilst he edits 

+”hey bill, do u like this photo?”

+”y-yeah babe, it’s s-s-so aesthetic”

+they r just hipster nerds together ????

+they go on dates every Sunday morning to a little coffee shop round the corner

+stan luvs it bcus they play tunes from the 80s and 90s and he feels like he was “born in the wrong generation !! :(“ 

+but they sit there in the comfy chairs and have a gay ole time+it’s the ONLY place that stan doesn’t order black coffee from…..,.. 

+the first time he went there he knew it would be the only place he would get coffee from for the rest of his life

+there’s a guy in a vibrant Hawaiian shirt behind the counter, tapping his hands in pretend drumsticks along to Africa by Toto

+stan shakes his head as he walks up and orders “one black coffee please”

+they guy takes one look and goes “ ‘kay so that’s a single shot latte with 5 pumps of caramel” and Stan’s like ??????wtfff no??

+”excuse me ??” 

+”oh well as much as I love your hipster style, and I’m not lying when I say I really do, but when you’ve been working with coffee for as long as me,” he leans forward and whispers, “you can tell when the hipsters are faking it” 

+stan is in shock..,.how did this guy he knew for maybe 10 seconds see right through him

+”b-beep beep r-r-richie,” an exasperated voice starts, “so a b-black coffee th-then sir.” 

+that’s when stan notices perhaps the most beautiful boy he’s ever seen standing behind richie, red flannel rolled up to his elbows under his apron

+”n-nuh….no” he pushes out finally, staring at the boy in awe

+”ohmygod bill I think you broke him!” Richie’s voice snaps him out of it, feeling a blush crawling up his cheeks

+he ducks his head as he whispers a barely audible “I’ll have that caramel latte thanks”

+”sorry I can’t hear you? would you mind repeating that” richie wore a shit-eating grin on his face,

+”I’ll take that caramel latte” stan repeats unable to to make eye contact with either bill or richie

+”great! better than that gross bean water you pretend to like” bill smacks Richie’s arm playfully, “d-d-don’t insult th-the drinks infront of t-the cu-customers”

+stan laughs at their banter and hands the money to richie

+stan drinks his caramel latte, and it’s the first time he’s not had to add any sugar into his coffee

+stan leaves, knowing that he will come back the NEXT day

+and that’s how Stanley Uris meets Richie Tozier and Bill Denbrough

+oof this got so long 

+just,,.,, 

+ HIPSTER STAN

+ stan in general tbh

+thanks 4 comin to my TED talk :) 

[gayfrenchtoast]

Part 2!

So if you haven't seen pt 1 it is here or in the vent tag on my blog

Continuing on! After I revived that text I lost my fucking m i n d over so many points in it, and I'm not gonna describe it to you, I'm gonna show you the result of my message after I took his message into Google docs and made a response to every point so long that when I sent it back it had to be split into multiple messages. Any additions or changes will again be in red ;

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Whatever (sister) has told me is none of your business and don't you date interrogate her about it when she gets back, you may not think you’re doing it but I don’t want her scared into not being able to open up to us. She's said nothing that I know myself is not likely the truth, if anything she excuses your behaviour because she doesn't know much better. 

I do not agree with your "proportion to the offence" you do not even need to yell at the kids, getting down on their level and talking with them would be a much better teaching method than terrifying them and teaching them to be scared of you. Regardless you yell so much it hardly ever feels like you are ever yelling in proportion to a particular offence it just feels like you are yelling because of your own mood and it teaching nothing but to tiptoe around you, avoid you and lie to avoid your wrath. If you're yelling to "set boundaries" the only boundaries you set are massive ones away from your children that you then act like they aren't even there. 

Yes because they're children and don't know any better. They're innocent and don't know what going or what they're going through isn't normal much like I didn't.

I do not deny my need for therapy, in fact, I am actively in search of therapy thank you for your concern and causation of that, however my need for therapy does not negate your need for it, perhaps if you had it you'd see why I feel this way though I doubt you'd ever seek it out because for some reason you believe you are a good person and a good dad and I knew going into this you'd never believe me or believe you were any different. 

I know you loved me, it does not change the fact you had a shit way of showing it snd the fact your actions did affect me. And being annoyed at me because you care is a funny way of showing your love for someone. 

I do admit I find it funny that the only examples you can provide of me big happy with you are when I was a very young child that didn't know any better and I worry if you can't see past the times where I was filled with childhood innocence and not after it was destroyed because you, again, made me hate myself. I don’t believe you are listening to me because I think you've glazed over things like how you told me I was stupid and selfish and wanted to hurt you which made me hate myself and think I was a bad person when I was only a child that didn't know any better. If you think that kind of stuff doesn’t affect a child I don't think you will ever get better. 

Oh yeah, it does make things easier for you to blame things on the divorce, doesn’t it? Lemme shut that down right now; no. if anything it helped me get away from you.

And I think it’s unfair for you to treat your children the way you do but we don't get what we want all the time it seems. I'm sorry you feel I have to apologise for something I didn't do, as I said before o am happy to be used as a scapegoat, if (his finace) wants to blame me for (her daughter) getting back into something she never stopped doing then that's your problem and if now you want to blame me too it really is your problem! 

Everyone? If you've told others about this that is also your problem and I'd say it's a wonder they are wondering since they know you but you do surround yourself with people like you so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised. 

Fuck you, don’t you dare talk about my Mothers, the only good parents I have ever had, that way. Don’t you dare try and talk shit about my mother's, my mums don't need to talk shit about you because the only one that ever starts any of that kind of stuff is me! I don't need prompting! I know who you are, I worked that out myself, and if anything they've done nothing but encourage me to have a relationship with you and give you chances because you're my dad but if I didn't want to they weren't going to push me or force me which is so much more than I can say you have done in relation to them. I do not need to assign "too much meaning" to events, I was there! I felt them! Do not assume that I am some stupid child who just miss-remembering things, not only am I fucking not but there are way too many, way too much repetitive behaviour, way too much I had to learn to go through life to be just misremembering anything, not only that but repeating events, verbatim, to other people has confirmed that all of that shit was fucked up. I am sure you're fuming reading this paragraph, I'm sorry you feel that way, but not going to hold back anymore because how fucking dare you.

Do not try and emotionally manipulate me with the "Does it mean nothing, all the work I have done for you?" line, frankly that's weak manipulation for you, but considering all you've done to me in the past, how that affects me and how you've implied I'm crazy in this message, aNo. You feeding me and putting a roof over my head is rendered null. And god forbid I end up a dad like you, that has been one of my biggest fears for years, part of my mental breakdowns in college was me being scared if I had children I'd fall into being like you, continuing the cycle of abuse. I may not even have children purely because I'm afraid of turning out like you. Oh and thanks for preparing me to be an adult dad, the anxiety you gave me made me have a panic attack when I tried to register at a doctors in (uni town), good fucking job. 

I've been feeling strange to you ever since I realised how you treated me was wrong, so since high school? Don’t think this is a recent thing and don't think this is anything but me seeing things for how they really are because they're not, I've had a long time to analyse that. 

I can’t believe you called your dad a good dad and then talked about how you were a bit better than your dad was in the same paragraph. Congrats on your "Not as shit as you could have been" award. Perhaps if you went to therapy you might see how you’re not as different as you should be proud of than your dad. I remember you telling a story of him trying to tell you to drive which caused grandma to cry in the car, you should see that's fucked up. That's the only story I have of him and it’s not a good look. 

Here's an easy one for you; when you're stressed, don't take it out on your children! And if you've only shouted when you were stressed you were stressed a disproportionate amount. Maybe that's something you should work on, in therapy. And this bit "Being a parent is stressful. Being one who really cares is really stressful." Is shit. Seriously? You're blaming me for you yelling at me? Do you even realise you're doing this? In case you don't realise it this is manipulation. And again just because you were stressed didn't mean you had the right to take it out on me, even if to you it was just because you cared about me.

I'm sorry you f e e l t h a t w a y

^

This last paragraph is a doozy

"Please don't let the past dominate your feelings for the present. For your sake" again implying how your actions have hurt me is my fault, I know you won't believe me but all the fault lays with you. 

"If you have anxiety and depression it will be your choice to recover" this line really got me, it sounds like you're blaming me for my own mental health problems, implying that how I feel is a choice and that I am not actually trying to help myself. I am very much helping myself and this is part of that, something you almost acknowledged in the next sentence in the same paragraph!

The fact is you are so arrogant and up your own ass that you think you're always right everyone else is always wrong and you are the greatest person in any given room when in reality you are a presumptuous asshole whose perspective on the world worries me and who's parenting style is emotional and mental abuse and manipulation and now I've broken out of it I am not afraid of you anymore so I can tell you this; fuck off you arrogant ass, leave me alone, treat your children better at least, I’m not gonna ask you to improve anymore because I know you won't. Have fun playing house and making yourself think you're the best man in the world but I'm not gonna tell you you are anymore cus I don't have to! Get, and I have wanted to say this to you for so many years, fucked!

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So as you can tell, I snapped. One could say I snapped when I finally told him he was the problem but this, this was me snapping. This was me being donezo. This was me finally getting my cathartis and you know what? I deserved it. And I am so happy I did.

So happy fathers day! Happy fathers day to my fucking dad, one of the biggest pluages on my life and the man who made the worst part of who I am today! Good job! If you ever see this father, I have one thing to say to you and I think you know what it is

Fuck you, fuck off and go ffuuuuuck yourself!

[tamapuddi]

[SHUFFLE TALK] Iori and Ryunosuke RabiTV Part 3: Favourite things, important things

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 |

Ryuunosuke: Got it! Right here, right here! Iori: I’m glad. Fortunately, it seems like there aren’t many customers around.

Ryuunosuke: Right. I will ask if it’s fine to take photos here. Please wait here! Iori: Eh, I’ll go too. ...He’s already gone. Iori: Even though the staff are also around, being in this store alone is kind of embarrassing ... Iori: It would’ve been fine to leave it to the staff to negotiate for the photography session. Tsunashi-san is truly a nice person at heart. Ryuunosuke: Sorry to keep you waiting. I’ve gotten the okay for the photography session! Iori: I understand. Now that it’s being decided ...

-- Scene Cut: Usamimi Friends Shop--

Iori: I-It’s quite a restless place, isn’t it? It’s filled with cu--little things and plush dolls. Ryuunosuke: It’s only my first time here but girls really love these sort of cute things, don’t they? Ryuunosuke: I ... Could it be that I’m being airheaded? (1) Iori: Well, it does seem like a shop specifically catered to girls

Ryuunosuke: That’s a problem.. but it would be good if we could somehow be able to get used to it. Ryuunosuke: --Ah, it’s an Usamimi headband! Come and take a look at it, Iori-kun! Iori: Eh-!? Ryuunosuke: If we put this on, we might be able to get used to the shop and not be too uncomfortable Ryuunosuke: H-How is it, I wonder? It’s a little embarrassing though... Iori: E-Even if you say that.. Ryuunosuke: Just as I thought, it’s... weird? Iori: Why are you putting on such a sorrowful expression ?! I... I think that it suits you ... a lot ... Ryuunosuke: I see, I’m really glad! Say, you should put it on too, Iori-kun! Iori: I... I think that I won’t be able to look as good in it as you, Tsunashi-san! Ryuunosuke: That’s not true at all! I’m sure that it’ll look good on you. I will also buy Iori-kun’s portion of it.

Iori: M-Me too...? But, buying such things, what do you plan on doing with it? Ryuunosuke: I was thinking of buying it as a present for my family back in my hometown! This is something that isn’t available there, after all. Iori: I see. Well then, would it be alright if I were to buy a plush doll from here as a present for your family too? Ryuunosuke: Wa, I’m really happy! I’m sure that my family would be delighted too. ... Well, before we purchase any gifts, I suppose we should first do our job. We should be asking each other question, right? The title is, let’s see ... Iori: 「 Any question 」, it says. I will be the one to begin asking a question, it would seem. Iori: In order to switch On-Off, is there anything that you would have to do for that to happen? (1) Ryuunosuke: I suppose so... The time I spent putting on my clothes, perhaps? I would feel that as though there is a switch being turned on all of a sudden. Iori: Clothes, was it. Ryuunosuke: Right. What I always do, I can only be 「 Tsunashi Ryuunosuke 」, after all. Ryuunosuke: After putting on my clothes and looking at the ‘ me ‘ in the mirror, I exist as my TRIGGER’s self. Ryuunosuke: From the everyday me to TRIGGER’s Tsunashi Ryuunosuke. The guy that stands along with Tenn and Gaku. I thought of that during the time as TRIGGER, I shouldn’t be embarrassed. Iori: I think that you as your everyday self is wonderful too. Honest, and friendly. Ryuunosuke: Ahaha, thank you! Listening to you say that, I feel kind of embarrassed. Ryuunosuke: Well then, it’s my turn to ask a question next. Even though Iori-kun is someone who can do anything without a problem, do you have any weak points? Iori: Weak points ... Putting myself in places such as this, small and cute things ... something like that. Ryuunosuke: Ah-- eh?! Could it be that I’ve brought you to a place that you don’t want to ... ?! S-Sorry! Iori: N-No, it’s fine. By no means, it’s in no manner that I dislike it. Iori: However, during the time when there was a lost kitten in a shooting location, I couldn’t keep my concentration. Iori: And so, my pose fell apart. Ryuunosuke: I-I see.. should we leave the shop then? Iori: It’s fine! Please do not mind it! Weak points shouldn’t be kept being left as a weakness. Iori: Even so, I think that it’s important for me to get used to these things. Ryuunosuke: Just as expected of Iori-kun, seriously putting in effort. I can’t fall back behind too! Ryuunosuke: Would it be alright to leave the Question Corner like this? Even though this is a two-shot photography, the Usamimi headband... Iori: I-I think it’s better not to put it on. Look, there is also a need to keep up TRIGGER’s image too.. Ryuunosuke: Y-You’re right. Well then, even with the location as it is, we can put on a strict-like expression! Ryuunosuke: Seeing the perfect high school student Iori-kun is making me kind of nervous! Iori: That should be my line. Standing next to Tsunashi-san made it feel as though my body would disappear.. Ryuunosuke: Is it about the height difference? Should I bend over a little? Iori: Thank you very much. Even though it was also about the height... Iori: Tsunashi-san gives off a powerful sex appeal. Because it’s something that I don’t have, sometimes it’s rather radiant. Ryuunosuke: T-Thank you! Receiving praise from Iori-kun makes me kind of nervous. Ryuunosuke: Although Iori-kun would surely start to change once you start growing to around my age.  Iori: Is that so? Ryuunosuke: Of course! Even I wasn’t like this from the time I was born. Iori: I see.. Aside from age, the way that we think is also important, huh. Iori: For today’s project, I’ve learned a lot from you, Tsunashi-san. Ryuunosuke: Really? I didn’t do much, however... Iori: Even though you’ve shared to me about how to become an adult like you? Ryuunosuke: I’m not sure if my opinion would suit Iori-kun but in my scenario, my switch is turned on whenever I work as TRIGGER’s Ryuunosuke. Ryuunosuke: It’s something like being one with my environment. My usual self and my TRIGGER self don’t resemble each other but they also don’t contradict as well. Ryuunosuke: Iori-kun too, it would be nice to think about what kind of IDOLISH7′s Izumi Iori you’re aiming for. Iori: ..... I’m glad that we were able to have this talk. Having learned so much from you personally, it was very meaningful. Ryuunosuke: Same here. I’m glad that we have talked this much and I’m also glad to see a new aspect of you as well. Next time, let’s go to the ocean together!

(1) The phrase here was ‘  浮いている ‘ so I was honestly confused as to which word to use and my friend suggested that it could be a slang for an ‘ airhead ‘ and it might fit better so!

(2) - Iori literally said On/Off in a ‘ オンオフ ‘ manner so I was genuinely surprised, considering the vast vocabulary this high school boy tend to have. Anyway, I was assuming that he meant the switch between stage!Ryuunosuke and regular!Ryuunosuke.

This chat was definitely longer than I have done and I’ve met with some new kanjis and slangs. Hopefully, everything is still easy to understand!

[katzuron]

1 - 60

1. Favorite toy

Hmmmm.. no n e i dont really play with em.

2. what would you name your future kids?

Maybe May ( From Mayonnaise uwu) for a girl and for a boy maybe.. idk Edd? (in my country this name is very popular idk)

 3. do you miss anyone?

N a h

 4. what are you looking forward to? 

idk there are too m a ny

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

yess

 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

p much

 7. what was your life like last year? 

very non-memed and boring

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

y e s

 9. who did you last see in person?

hmmmmmmmm...mom

 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

yes and no in the same t i m e

 11. are you listening to music right now?

y e s

 12. what is something you want right now?

cu d d l e s

 13. how do you feel right now?

hwappy

 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? 

....what is a hug..?

15. personality description

Boring, sinful, sad,boring,boring, memes, smol angery child, anxious child, always confused.

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?

y e a h.

 17. opinion on insecurities.

insecurities is my middle name

 18. do you miss how thing were a year ago? 

kinda-

19. have you ever been to New York?

nwo

 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH too many but No scrubs??? 

 21. age and birthday?

born on 3 June uwu (not telling the a g e t h  o-)

 22. description of crush.

smol, cute, most of the time memes and shitposts, dont like begin vored, can sing better than John Cena.

 23. fear(s)

E v e r  y t h i n g.

 24. height

1,63 cm or 5′3 ft uwu

 25. role model 

l m a o t oo m a n y

26. idol(s) 

t o o  m a n y

27. things i hate

screms, depression, loud noises, drawing backgrounds, firealpaca when crashing, etc.

 28. i'll love you if... 

you can meme like an true memelord

29. favourite film(s) 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm It movie is good or Insidious is also good i like vewy much horror movies uwu

30. favourite tv show(s)

lmao i am barely watching  t v 

 31. 3 random facts 

i sometimes drink beer or wine

i sing to my cat

i once ate sand and glitter

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? 

g i r l s-

33. something you want to learn 

to draw hands and l e g s- (also to learn norwegian, english,bosnian, japanese b et t e r-)

34. most embarrassing moment 

lmao too many but one of them was when i was caught in public dancing and singing like an crazy-

35. favourite subject

english

 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

meet all my internet frens

my cat to have kittens

to move in my own house

 37. favourite actor/actress

idk

 38. favourite comedian(s)

idk

 39. favourite sport(s)

lmao what is that sport- (swimming is cool i guess)

 40. favourite memory

when i got my first kitten

 41. relationship status

taken uwu

 42. favourite book(s)

hhhhhhhh i dont rlly read books i dont have t i m e

 43. favourite song ever

again to o m a n y but probably call me master uwu (nsfw song if u want to search it dont say i didnt warn ya)

 44. age you get mistaken for 

either 15 or 16.

45. how you found out about your idol

tumblr :D

 46. what my last text message says 

Cri

47. turn ons

u h h h h nsfw fanfics???

 48. turn offs

idk too many lo l

 49. where i want to be right now 

very away from my sis t er

50. favourite picture of your idol

again too many idols s o w  wy

 51. starsign

Gemini uwu

52. something i'm talented at

drawing???

 53. 5 things that make me happy

Tomtord, Kelly, My cat, Ori, food

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

literally nothing 

 55. tumblr friends

Hmmmmm.. Ufrp, Kelly , Ori , Arty, Kuro, Onion, Applecat, Cocolito, Onyx and Mohi ?? idk if i missed someone pls forgive meh

 56. favourite food(s)

Fries or Spaghetti

 57. favourite animal(s)

Cattos, birbs, doggos

 58. description of my best friend

Salty about vore, draws very fluffy hair, probably taller than me, Cute and caring person. uwu

 59. why i joined tumblr

So i can post my art and bc i need frens cri..

uwu thanks for making me make a long ass list uwu

[thesundowncrew]

[ p a r t_t w o_//_t h e_e y e s ]

A timid-looking gentleman stands by the post box, gripping an envelope tightly in his pink, stubby hands. His name is Henry and for the first time in his life, he is very conscious about his breathing. About the beads of sweat rolling down his brow despite the cold.

The thunderous bells almost gave Henry a fright, as Big Ben struck twelve midnight. Frantically he fed the post box his most unusual letter. An inquiry to a newspaper column, though the letter contained only a single name written on a single page. And it was addressed to a Mr. Ferryman.

The moment his envelope fell through, a gust of cold wind rushed past him, almost knocking him over. Henry could have sworn he heard a whisper just then but looking up, he saw no one. Before another gust could spin him around, he turned up his collar and hurriedly returned home.

Dressed down to his robe and slippers, but found he could not sleep that night. He made himself some hot honey milk, his favorite drink, but it left a bitter taste in his mouth. He wondered if anyone would really get the letter seeing as there was no written address. He wondered if the column was a hoax. A joke written by some juvenile down at the publisher’s office. The more Henry thought on it, the more he sank into his armchair and wanted to so badly weep.

He moved to place his cup on the table beside him only to find a tall shadow standing in the corner of his room. Henry yelped, his cup flying out of his hand and spilling all over the floor. He shuffled away till he could feel the wall against his back, “Wh-who?? What?? It’s.. It’s y-you..! Y-you’re.. You’re..”

You called for me, Henry Gillman. Did you not?

A feline watches from the window as Henry is given a wicker doll with a bright red string around its neck. As the pale man dictates his conditions, she sees Henry’s face drain of color and his eyes widen with another kind of dread. She reads the man’s lips. The choice is yours he says to Henry. The choice is always yours.

Soon enough they leave him, and Henry is alone with his thoughts and tears and a doll.

“and now?”

Now. We wait

“waiting is booooring,” the cat groans, eyes gleaming green in the moonlight.

Then why do you stay?

“ya know what they say about cats and curiosity~” the cat grins, white teeth visible against her black fur.

Someone told Alexander Ruthford that he was wanted out back and that it was gravely important, matter of life and death even. Imagine Alexander’s disappointment when all he found in that dark alleyway was a bespectacled, stubby-handed Henry. “What’s this, Gillman? You need something?”

“You know why I called you here, Ruthford,” Henry was frightened but he could feel a burning build up inside him with every word. Was it courage? Or was it anger? “And I’m not leaving until I hear it!”

“Hear what??”

“Y-you.. You APOLOGIZE for what you did to Hyacinth! You apologize right now!! Admit what you did!! You broke her heart and drove her mad! Drove her to that arsenic, drove her to those two painful years in Bethlem!!”

But instead all Henry got was “You’ve lost it, you have,” the other male replied with a cocksure smirk.

“You’re.. Don’t you feel anything for what you’ve done..? To me?? To my sister? TO MY FAMILY??” Henry’s hands trembled, his fist clenching the wicker doll in his coat pocket. “She loved you!! She loved you an’ YOU THREW HER ASIDE FOR SOME BROTHEL TRAMP! YOU KILLED HER YOU SUNNAVABITCH--” He fishes out the doll and pulls off its string. “-I’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!”

And just like that.

The deed is done

“so that’s it then?”

That’s it. Still curious for more?

“hmmm~” the feline grins. She pads along, following the pale man close behind till they reach another man. The one she saw turn into the wicker doll before. He was a huge brute of a thing but she could tell he held a gentle soul. When he was cued, the large man transformed himself into a black carriage of shadow and feathers without a moment’s hesitation. The pale man stepped inside and held the door.

The minute the feline hopped in, he asked What do they call you?

“weeeell~ in the east, they call me goblin. in the north, cat sidhe. in the west, they call me the devil’s little helper~”

And what do I call you?

“aaaaanything you want~” the feline purred back. “what about you?”

You can call me Master

And it is the first time Nightshade ever saw the pale man grin.

Part One: The Master

Part Three: The Wings

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Feferi: Report ta Erizzle but real niggaz don’t give a fuck.

cuttlefishculla [CC] began troll'n caligulasAquarium [CA]

CC fo' sheezy: W)()()()()(-E-E-E-E-EW. 

CA: fef be you 'n 

CC: Yea)(... 

CA: thizzle took forevva CA: i wwas gettin wworry kinda 

CC: Yes, it was a prettizzle cloze cizzy, n giznot kizzle of complicated. Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. CC: But Sollux finally came t)(rizzay)(, n now I believe t)(izne full c)(ain be complete! 

CA: dawg that homey CA: hes a fizzle drama machine it be fuckizzle pathetic 

CC: YOUR STUPIZZLE FIS)(Y FAC-E BE T)(-E DRAMA MAC)('N-E T)(IZZAT DIZZLE NOT)('N BUT WIZZY N GLUB. CC: 38P 

CA: fizzay SORRIZZLE 

CC: Anyway you s)(ouldn't sizzle t)(at 'bout )(im, )(e be a )(ero n )(e saved mah lizzy. 

CA: Tru niggaz do niggaz. yeah sorry CA: i wwas just really wworry n stresze' out i thought you wwizzle D-to-tha-izzead CA: n i dizzay izzle get ta thizzle you fo` savvin mah lizzife or really fo` anythizzle CA with the S-N-double-O-P: n i just spizzent all this time hizzay wworryin n thinkizzle 'bout stiznuff CA: n i decided i H-to-tha-izzavve sum-m sum-m i wwant ta tell you CA: that ivve been saggin' ta git off mah nub for a wwhile nizzoww 

CC: O)(, really? CC mah nizzle: T-)-(-to-tha-izzat's good! Actually, I )(ave crack-a-lackin` I )(ave been ballin' ta say ta you tizzle. 

CA: wwhizzoa really CA: uh CA: W-W-H-to-tha-izzat be it CA: you go first 

CC in tha mutha fuckin club: Mm, okay. CC: Bizzle t)(be isn't easy ta say! 

CA: yeah i knoww CA fo yo bitch ass: iizzy ok maybe i wizzy understizzle mizzore thizzan you thizzay CA: wwizzle might izzle be sizzle tha same clockin' 

CC: Okay, I )(ope so. CC: I t)(ink... CC: Now t)(at we be bizzle)( in T-)-(-to-tha-izzis game, n )(ave lizzay our wizzle be)(ind... CC: N you can no longa poze t)(izzle danga to our thugz t)(izzay you )(ad always planned to... CC: I tizzy it be not really necessary fo` me ta be yo' moirail anymore. I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. 

CA: wwhizzle CA, ya feel me? wwait CA n we out! wizzy 

CC: 38( CC: I be reallizzle sorrizzle, -Eridan fo' sheezy. It )(as jizzy been so )(ard straight trippin' motherfucka you n keep'n you out of tizzy! CC: It )(as taken its toll, n )(onestly I be really ex)(austed. One, two three and to tha four. 

CA: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. fizzuck CA: dis isnt wizzy CA: i dont knizzay i W-W-to-tha-izzasnt expectin dis at all CA gangsta style: im niznot sure i can handle dis 

CC: I'm sorry cuz this is how we do it!!! 38'( CC: It wizzill be t)(e bizzle fo` bot)( of us doggystyle. We can jizzle sizzort of be... Real niggas recognize the realness. CC: Regular niggaz instizzle upside yo head. 

CA fo gettin yo pimp on: no CA: pleaze dizzay CA: look im bein serizzles here dont do this CA: i wiznont evizzle uze mah wizzy accent while i type ok so you know im bizzay really D-to-tha-izzead serious n hizzle 'bout dis 

CC: Uh... CC cuz its a doggy dog world: Okay, I be bein serious n hizzle tizzoo. SEE? 

CA: ok good CA: be you S-to-tha-izzure yiznou arizzle bein hasty 'bout dis yizzy just bizzy thrizzay a lizzot CA: i mean we be suppoze' ta be fated ta be mizzles arent we CA fo' real: isnt that how it wizzay CA: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. yizzou cant just throw all thizzat away cauze youre sick of me 

CC: I be not sick of yizzle, Eridan from tha streets of tha L-B-C! I still rizzle like you. Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. CC: 'n orda ta be destined fo` moirallegience, both thugz have ta be on bizzoard, diznon't yizzy thizzle aww nah? CC: But I cizzle do it anymore cuz its a pimp thang. So I think it J-to-tha-izzust wasn't mizzy ta be all along. CC: N really, yizzay just don't need me anymizzle, ya feel me? Yizzy be free ta do as you wizzle! We bizzle are. CC: I can't look afta yizzou anymore. 

CA: I DIDNT PLAYA NEE' ANYIZZLE TA LIZZY AFTA ME CA: i was totally fizzle fine mah ambitions were nizzy CA: n reallizzle none of yo' fuckizzle businizzles QUITE FRANKLY yo' majesty CA: and tha only reason i put up wit stickin mah drug deala 'n this fuckin shithole quadrant wit you was 

CC where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': Was what? 

CA: nevermind 

CC now pass the glock: Tell me! 

CA: ok fine CA: i apologize fo` losin mah shiznit ova dis i was just caught off guard be all CA mah nizzle: but maybe its a good trippin' really CA: actually i might a been proposin tha same thizzing ta be honest 

CC: Oh with my forty-fo' mag? 

CA: yeah CA: fef have yizzou thizzle 'bout CA: sizzince you dont wanna be pizzle wit me no more CA: tha possibility a some otha tizzy of arrangement wit me 

CC fo' sheezy: Whizzle d-ya miznean? 

CA cuz its a G thang: i mean CA: Slap your mutha fuckin self. somethin a bit mizzay CA in tha dogg pound: kizninda reddish CA like a motha fucka: lizzle CA so show some love, niggaz! brighta red 

CC: 38O CC: No, I hizzle thizzought 'bout it! 

CA doggystyle: ok wizzle whiznat d-ya think about it CA: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. nizzow thizzay youre thizzle 'bout it 

CC: Um... CC: I really dizzay knizzow about thizzay. 

CA: They call me tha black folks president. wizzy not i thizzay you said you liked me 

CC: I do dogg! But I D-to-tha-izzon't know if it really 'n that way. 

CA: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. ciznouldnt it be thizzle CA: dont you think theres room 'n yo' collapsin n expandin bladder baze' aquatic vascular systizzay fo` thiznose fizzles 

CC: I've neva hiznad a chance ta consida pimpin' like tizzy! I have jizzust spent all mah time worry'n 'bout you n gang bangin' ta keep yizzle frizzle killing everybody or rhymin' yoself. CC ya feelin' me? It took all mah energizzle. CC: I dizzon't thizzle I hizzave anyth'n left fo` thoze steppin' pimp to increase tha peace. 

CA: oh gizzod 

CC like a tru playa': What dogg? 

CA: im tha biggest fuckin idizzle who shot calla lived CA: i C-to-tha-izzant BELIEVE i jizzay opened up ta you like a chump W-H-to-tha-izzen i knizzew what was comin CA: i be one sizzad fuckin brinesucka CA: overemotional sappy T-R-to-tha-izzash youre right im nizzy betta than anybodizzle CA: im wiznorse thizzay anybody CA wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: EVIZZLE CA: all tha bizzles 

CC: STOP! Real niggas recognize the realness.!!!!!!!!!! CC: God. CC: W-to-tha-izzill yiznou just clam up fo` once 'n yo' life? CC: Always carp'n n carp'n n carp'n fo yo bitch ass! CC where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': You go completely overboard wit yo' emotions, always look'n ta rizzy 'n drizzama brotha you cizzan. CC: I be up ta mah G-to-tha-izzills 'n it! I just C-to-tha-izzan't salmon tha strength anemonemizzle cuz this is how we do it. 

CA ya feelin' me? i cannot CA: BELIEVE CA: yizzy are doin tha fiznish piznun th'n while youre breakin up wit me CA: R-to-tha-izzeal funky ass CA: whiznoops i mizzean RIZNEEL funky ass 

CC: HIZZLE, sorry. CC so i can get mah pimp on: But really, dis shouldn't be as bad as it sounds cuz its a pimp thang. CC: Whizzay aizzy be siznaid n diznone, I be S-T-to-tha-izzill yo' nigga doggystyle. CC ridin' in mah double R: We hizzy lizneft our world behind. Everyone be dead, n there no uze 'n worry'n 'bout it nizzow. CC with my forty-fo' mag: It ova! It be time ta plizzay dis game n focizzles on build'n sum-m sum-m nizzy n ------EXCITING. CC: So )(ang 'n T-)-(-to-tha-izzere, -Eridan. CC: I )(ave ta go now! Sollizzle be 'n serious triznouble, n I )(ave ta go )(elp )(im. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. CC: BY------------------------IZZAY! 

CA sho nuff: wwait CA: dont go

cuttlefishculla [CC] ceaze' troll'n caligulasAquarium [CA]

CA so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: glub

> ======>

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

> Karkat: Open M-to-tha-izzemo.

CCG RIZZLE NOW openizzle mizzay on board FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY.

CCG: HIZZEY FUTIZZLE ME, WHAT D-YA T-H-TO-THA-IZZINK ABOUT DIS EXPLODED JADEBOT BUSINESS? CCG: MUST BE HO-SLAPPIN' REALLY MISSION CRITICAL, OR JADE W-TO-THA-IZZOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED CLOCKIN' 'N TOUCH WIT US, RIGHT? CCG: SUM-M SUM-M IMPERATIVE TA OUR SURVIVAL NO DOUBT? CCG: HEY DOUCHE BAG, BE YOU THERE 

??? gardenGnostic [?GG] AT ?:?? responded ta mizzy. 

?GG dogg: oh jeez, why be i doing dis ?GG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. this be so stupid! 

CCG: PIZZY DOWN HARLEY, DIS PRACTICALLY D-TO-THA-IZZOESN'T IZZLE CONCERN YOU AT DIS PIZZY 

?GG: bluhhh Y-to-tha-izzoure so funnizzle!!!!! 

CCG: NUTTIN TO SIZZY, FUTIZZLE ME? It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. CCG: NOT EVEN A FIZZEW GANG BANGIN' WIZZY OF SCORN FO` ME OR THA NARCOLEPTIC IDIOT? Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. CCG: IT'S B-TO-THA-IZZEEN A WHIZZILE SINCE WIZZY SPARRED, HIZZAY I'VE MISZE' THE SWIZNEET ST'N OF YO' BIZZARBS 

?GG: be you enjoy'n yoself kizzle? 

CCG: HIZZLE YOU BE SO DUMB YIZZAY ACTUALLY TIZZY DIS BE A RUZE. CCG: YOU COME AIZZY DIS WAY N YOU SIZZY DON'T GIT THAT ALL THA S-H-TO-THA-IZZIT WIZZAY BIZZEEN CRUISIN' YOU 'BOUT BE REAL. CCG: WHIZZLE THIZZE FIZZY WOULD I BE PULL'N A STIZZLE LIZNIKE DIS, WHIZNAT A WIZZASTE OF TIME. CCG: I REALLIZZLE BE CRACK-A-LACKIN` TA FUTURE ME, HE'S JUST BEIN AN EVIZZLE TOO'. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. 

?GG fo' real: well obviously i know some frontin' youve said are true ?GG: its jizzy H-to-tha-izzard ta takes crack-a-lackin` at fizzle value wizzy youre always so nasty! 

CCG: YOU KIZZY, IT REALLIZZLE AMAZ'N HOW BEHIND THA TIMES YOU BE. CCG: IT ALMIZZLE AS IF YOU SLEPT THROUGH DIS WHOLE ADVENTIZZLE CCG: OH WIZZAIT, THAT BE ESSENTIALLY TRUE. CCG: IT WAS HILARIOUS WATCHING YIZNOU GROW UP. CCG: YOU TIZZY YOU HAD ALL THA ANSWA, FROLICK'N ALL OVA YO' ISLAND BEIN INFURIATINGLY CHIPPA, BUILD'N ROBO-BUNNIES LIZZAY A MORON N ULTIMATELY BUSTIN' EVERYTHING. CCG bitch ass nigga: YOU WERE SO SIZNURE YO' DREAMS TOLD YOU EVERYTH'N YOU NEEDIZZLE TA KNOW. CCG: N NOW LOOK AT YOU CCG fo yo bitch ass: YOU SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND JACK SHIT. 

?GG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. ok i understand that you be shot calla grizzoup of playas n yizzle be 'n siznome siznort of trouble ?GG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. but mizzay if yizzle had been funky ass ta me instead of terroriz'n me all thoze years i would have believed you ?GG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. n we could have worked togetha ta solve yo' problems as well as ours ?GG: it just makes me sad to think T-H-to-tha-izzats probablizzle impossible now coz yizzle be so angry n stubborn! 

CCG with my forty-fo' mag: DON'T TIZZELL ME WHAT IMPOSSIBLE COZ I'M ANGRY AND STUBBORN. CCG: I CRUISIN' KNIZZOW W-H-TO-THA-IZZAT THOZE ASSETS MAKE POSSIBLE. CCG: THEY MADE YIZZOU POSSIBLE, GOTS IT like old skool shit??? 

?GG: uh huh 

CCG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back D-YA EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA HIZNOW LUCKY YOU BE TA BE GRACED BY MAH DIVINE FURY? CCG: TA HAVE THA PRIVILEGE OF TRIPPIN' TA BE STUDY N MOCKED BY ME FO` YO' WHIZZLE PATHETIC MISERABLE LIFE? CCG: D-YA REALIZZLE I'M YO' GIZNOD? Tru niggaz do niggaz. YES, YO' LITERAL GOD, THAT RIGHT. 

?GG sho nuff: sure karkat, whateva yizzle sizzy! Death row 187 4 life. 

CCG: N I HAVE TAKEN TIME OUT OF MAH BUSY GODLY SCHEDIZZLE TO SCRUTINIZE YO' PIZZLE EXISTENCE. CCG: OUT OF THA COUNTLESS TRILLIONS OF LIZZLE FIZZAY I BROUGHT INTO REALITY THROUGH ANGRY GRUBFUCK POWA ALONE, I HAVE SELIZZLE YIZZAY FOR EXAMINATION N HARASSMENT. CCG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. PERSONALLIZZLE I THINK THAT WARRANTS A SHAWTY GRATITUDE, N JIZZY MAYBE, A BIT OF DEFERENCE. CCG: A CURTSY, PERHAPS? CCG: BUT YEAH GO AHEEZEE AND KIZZAY BLOW'N ME OFF LIZNIKE THA FLAKEY SHAWTY TIZZY YIZZOU BE. 

FUTIZZLE carcinoGenizzle [FCG] 3 HOURS FROM NOW responded ta miznemo. 

FCG to increase tha peace: HEY DON'T RAP TA HA LIKE THAT YOU IZZLE PIECE OF SHIT. FCG so jus' chill: DIS BE REFLECT'N POORLIZZLE ON BOTH OF US, IT GODDAMNED EMBARRASSING. 

CCG: OH WOW, ANOTHA MIRACLE. CCG: IT MIZZY BE PERIGEES EVE, COZ GET A LOAD OF DIS HUGE BEHEMOTH LEAV'N THAT JIZZY GOTS DRAGGE' 'N. CCG: J-TO-THA-IZZADE, OIZZY DUTY BE CLEAR. WE MUST DECK DIS TURD TA THE NINES. 

FCG: OH MAH GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTIZZLE THOUGHT THAT WIZZLE A CLEVA TH'N TA SAY. WHIZNAT A DIPSHIT. 

?GG: aaauugh what tha hell!!! 

FCG: JIZZAY, I'M SORRY 'BOUT PAST MIZNE'S RETARDED BEHAVIOR. FCG: I'M NOT GO'N TA DRIZNAG OUT A HUGE APOLOGIZZLE OR NOTHIN' TRIPPIN' COZ I ALREADY APOLOGIZE' 'N AN BROTHA CONVERSATION, OK. I'M JIZZAY LETT'N YOU KNOW. 

CCG: GIZZY DAMMIZZLE, BE YIZZLE SERIZZLE? CCG: I MEAN, BE I SERIOUS????? CCG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. WIZZILL I BE SERIOUS 'BOUT DIS SHIT. WILL I R-E-A-DOUBLE-LIZZY BACK DIZZAY LIKE A LIZZAY FRONDED STOOGE? PLEAZE TELL ME YOE JOKING. 

FCG keep'n it real yo: PLEAZE, JUST FCG yeah yeah baby: SHUT UP FCG: I CIZZY BELIEVE I EVA THIZZAY FIZZLE ME WIZNAS THA STUPID ONE FCG: PAST ME BE THA DUMBEST BUCKIZZLE OF FESTER'N DISCHARGE I EVA FELL ASS BACKWARDS INTO. FCG: CIZZY ON, YOU KNOW DIS TA BE TRUE. SHOT CALLA ALL THA PIZZAY USZES WE UZE' TA RAP TA?? FCG: THIZZAY WIZNERE EVEN PASTA THAN YOU, N THEREFORE DUMBER. 

CCG: YIZZLE, I REMEMBA ALL THOZE DUMBSHIT PAST USZES, BUT THEY DIZZY HOLD A SAGGIN' JACKASS CANDLE TA FUTURE USZES. CCG: N YOE THA FUTUREST ME I EVA HIZZAY THA CROTCH BLISTER'N MISFORTUNE OF BUSTIN' WIT, SO THA FUCKHEEZEE TRIZZLE GOES TA YOU. CCG: I MEAN, MAH GOD, WHY. CCG: BE PROXIMITY TA THAT NASTY LOOK'N SPACETIME RIP ON THA TIMELINE SAGGIN' WIT YO' HEEZEE? CCG: BE THIZZAY WHAT CAUSING YOU TA FEEL PITY FO` DIS IMBECILE?

FCG like this and like that and like this and uh: LOOK, JADE NOT THIZZAY BAD OK. FCG: YOU JIZZY GOTS TOO WORKED UP, N YOU CAN'T SEE THAT. FCG with my forty-fo' mag: N NOW ALL DIS FROTH'N PANDIZZLE SAGGIN' OUT OF YO' MOUTH BE JUST RIDICIZZLE OVERCOMPENSATION FO` YOUR OWN RIDIN' N MISTAKES, N MASK'N SIZNOME FEEL'N YOE NIZZLE REALLY 'N TOUCH WITH. FCG: DIS BE ALL SO OBVIZZLE, I'M FLUSH'N LIKE A MOTHERFUCKA 'N EMBARRASSMENT GANG BANGIN' TA IZZLE IT TA YOU, N EVEN WORZE, STEPPIN' BLINGIN' IT EXPLAINED TA ME BY THA SMART ONE THREE HOURS AGO N STIZZILL ACT'N LIKE A MOIST GLIZZAY EVEN AFTA BEIN SO SIZZLE SCHOOLFED. 

CCG: I D-TO-THA-IZZON'T BIZZLE DIS. PLEAZE TELL ME DIS BE A JOKE. 

FCG: YOU SIZZLE SO YOSELF, WE DON'T JIZZLE AROUND. IT JUVENILE, REMEMBER. 

CCG: I'M RHYMIN' TA VOMIT. CCG: Chill as I take you on a trip. I'M RIDIN' A MENTAL NOTE TO SLAP MYSIZZLE THRIZZAY HOURS FROM NOW, FO` BEIN ENOUGH OF A SAP TA STIZNART DEVELOP'N RED FEEL'N FO` A DUMB DIPPIN' HUMAN, IF I'M READ'N BETWEEN THA LINES CORRECTLY. 

FCG: I JUST SLAPPED MYSELF! Boo-Yaa! I REMEMBERED MAH LAME NIZZAY TA MYSELF FRIZZAY THREE HIZZLE AGO, AIZZY THEN SLAPPED MYSELF SPECIFICIZZLE TA MOCK YOU. FCG: IT PERPETRATIN' TOO, YIZZOU'LL FEEL IT 'N A WHILE. N THIZNEN THA G-H-TO-THA-IZZOST OF PAST ME WILL CRY. FCG: PAST ME DIZNOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE. HE A STUPIZZLE BAWL'N WIGGLA PHANTOM. HE DIZZEAD, NOT A REAL HOMEY ANYMORE, L-TO-THA-IZZIKE ME. FCG thats off tha hook yo: I'M THA RIZZAY ONE. YOE FAKE, A SHADOW OF A SAD MEMORY T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT PISZE' ITS PANTS WHILE SCREAMING. FCG with the S-N-double-O-P: TIZZY TA DEAL WIT IT. 

CCG bizzle FCG frizzay respond'n ta memo. Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. 

FCG unbanned hizzle from ridin' ta mizzy. 

FCG banned CCG from rhymin' ta memo. 

CCG unbizzle himself from respond'n to memo. 

?GG: i cant takes dis anymore!!!!!!!! ?GG: i dizzle even kniznow what im read'n hiznere bizzay its preposterous n ive had it! ?GG: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. i be just so angry, i cizzy belizzle i let you push me around all thoze years ?GG: you be completely out of yo' miznind, i wizzy too funky ass by J-to-tha-izzust block'n yizzle n typizzle frowny faces n stuff ?GG: i should H-to-tha-izzave let you HAVE IT! Keep'n it gangsta dogg.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

FCG mah nizzle: YIZZES so show some love, niggaz!!!!! FCG: LET DIS FUCKA K-N-TO-THA-IZZOW THA SCIZZORE JADE. DIS BE HOW WE ROLL. 

?GG: SHUT UP!!!!!!! ?GG: future karkat, if yiznou reallizzle be future karkat... It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg.... ?GG puttin tha smack down: where d-ya git off bustin' yizzy cizzay just suddenlizzle act like wizzere pizzy coz you sizzle you apologize'???? ?GG: if yiznou want ta apologize T-H-to-tha-izzen bootylicious i be all ears! but jizzust mention'n it off hand n then mackin' at yoself tha sizzy way you yell at me all tha tizzime as if i nee' a knight to come S-to-tha-izzave me from yoursizzle be so lame, not ta mention completely insizzle ?GG mah nizzle: i cizzay izzle believe tha th'n im typ'n H-to-tha-izzere! It dont stop till the wheels fall off. dis be so stupid, talking ta two of you at once be tha worst th'n imaginable ?GG: yizzle treat everyone horrizzle, even yoself, i cizzy izzle fizzle how awful it is ta be yizzou ?GG: past karkat, yizzy act'n like a bigga jerk thizzay he be n i think you know that! Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. why dont you takes his advice n grizzle up ?GG: as if theres even a real difference between you two. three hours be hardly any time at all, yizzle be tha S-to-tha-izzame person YOU STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' IZZLE! Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.!!!!!!!! 

CCG: OH SHIT 

FCG, chill yo: YIZZY, THIZZLE WAS BOOTYLICIOUS. WE BOTH HAD IT COMING, ESPECIALLY HIM. BOOTYLICIOUS WIZNORK JADE. 

?GG: stop it!!!! ?GG: ugh, i dont knizzle whats worze, jerk kizzle or goofy sycizzle karkat ?GG: i cant stand it, whether youre try'n ta be funky ass or just bein a crazy izzle, you are jizzust so wizneird!!! ?GG: im through frontin' you, i dont even care 'bout dis stupid exploded rizzle mission, whateva thizzle was 

FCG: OH R-TO-THA-IZZIGHT, 'BOUT THAT FCG: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. YIZZY WE NEED TO RAP FCG: I MEAN WE H-TO-THA-IZZAVE ALREADIZZLE FROM MAH PERSPECTIVE FCG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. BUT YOE GO'N TA BE REALLY BUSY SIZZLE, COZ YOE 'BOUT TA BALLER YO' SESSION FCG: Drop it like its hot. SO DIZZLE WORRY 'BOUT IT UNTIL YOU DO, THEN JUST HIZNIT ME UP, WE'LL RAP 'BOUT IT 

?GG: hahizzle, FIZZY CHANCE!!!! 

FCG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. LOOK I KNOW TH'N BE W-TO-THA-IZZEIRD BIZZLE US RIGHT NOW N YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE BUGGIN' with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back FCG: ESPECIALLY AT THAT LOSER. FCG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back BUT PIMPIN' WILL CHANGE, 'N T-TO-THA-IZZIME YIZZLE SEE I'M NOT QIZZAY SO AWFUL, OK? 

??? turntechgodheezee [ mah nizzle?TG] AT ?:?? respondizzle to memo. 

?TG: ahahahahah oh god ?TG: dizzy i cizzle believe you were just gett'n on our caze 'bout weed-smokin' on tha trizzay gizzle ?TG so you betta run and grab yo glock: n then literally tha very next memo you are slobber'n all killa jade ?TG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. thats just perfect hahahaha 

CCG banned ?TG aww nah: F-R-to-tha-izzom respond'n ta memo. 

FCG rebanned ?TG, betta check yo self: frizzle ridin' ta memo sho nuff. 

?GG: dave wizzy diznont go! Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. ?GG so jus' chill: yizzle gots ta save me from dis insanizzle  like this and like that and like this and uh:( 

FCG: OH I SEE, NOW YOU COULD UZE A KNIGHT, HIZZY VERIZZLE RHYMIN', HMMM. FCG like this and like that and like this and uh: GIZZLE I CIZZAY WAIT FO` YOU TA BE FUTURE YOU, SLIGHTLY L-TO-THA-IZZESS FUTURE YOU IS SUCH A GOD DIZZLE PIZZILL 

?GG thats off tha hook yo: i cizzay wait fo` future you ta future kiss mah ass! 

CCG: YEAH hittin that booty! THAT WHIZZLE I'M CRACK-A-LACKIN` 'BOUT. 

?GG: i also cant wizzy fo` past yizzay ta past driznop dead and go ta hell, PAST TENZE!!!!!!!! ?GG: W-H-to-tha-izzen be thoze th'n go'n ta happen?? or W-to-tha-izzill hizzay already past/future happened yeah yeah baby????? ?GG: i want ta pizzay anotha pusha on mah finga so i know when its tiznime ta throw a party, chill yo!!!! 

FCG: HAHAHAHA, YIZZLE HEAR TIZZY YOU OBSOLIZZLE PILE OF GARBAGE? J-TO-THA-IZZADE JUST FLIPPED YOU OFF WIT A COLORFUL FINGER. 

CCG so jus' chill: DAWG, SHIZZAY OBVIOIZZLE HATES YOU MORE. SHE CIZZLE YIZZAY A SYCOPHANT WHIZZICH IS A HUNDRED TIZZLE MIZNORE DESCRIPTIVELY WORZE THIZNAN JUST BEING A RUN OF THA MILL SCUMBAG LIKE ME. CCG: SHE BE TOTALLIZZLE ON TA YOU N HOW DESPICABLE YOU BECOME, CAN YIZZOU BLAME HA FO` HAT'N US? 

FCG: NO, I CAN BLAME YIZZOU, YOE THA ONE WIT NO SHOT CALLA WHO ALL TWISTED UP INSIDE. FCG: HOW DIS FO` A PIZZLE, EVERYBODY. FCG: PIZZLE KARKAT ONLY TALKS TA PIZZAY JADE F-R-TO-THA-IZZOM NIZZLE ON, N THA TWO OF TIZZY CIZZAY BICKA LIZZAY SHITTY SHAWTY CHILDREN FO` HOURS/YIZZLE RESPECTIVELY. FCG: N FIZZLE KARKAT ONLY TALKS TA FUTIZZLE JADE, AN ARRANGEMENT WHIZZLE ONLY INTELLIGIZZLE DISCOURZE TAKES PLIZZACE BETWEEN TIZZY CIVILIZE', MATURE, GROWN ASSED ADULTS. FCG yaba daba dizzle: BE T-H-TO-THA-IZZAT TOO MUCH TA ASK?????? 

?GG: jesizzles will you just bizzy me already???? ?GG: mah heezee hurts so bad now i think im rhymin' ta crizzy 

FCG: MIZZAY YOU SHOULD JIZNUST BAN HER ALREADY N END DIS TORMENT SINCE YIZZLE DRAGGE' HIZZY INTO DIS. 

CCG: FUCK THIZZAT YOU BIZZAN HER. YOE THA ONE WHO SEEMS TA "CIZZY".

FCG: WILL YOU SHUT YO' MOUTH, DAWG THA FIZZLE UP, AND BIZNAN DIS POOR GIZZAY ALREADY? 

?GG: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa XO ?GG like old skool shit: i will just ban myself! Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf.!!! ?GG: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. *JIZZLE HARLIZZLE BANNIZZLE HERSELF FRIZZAY RESPOND'N TA THA GRUMPY SHIT HEEZEE MISERIZZLE Z-TO-THA-IZZONE, N BE NEVA COM'N BIZNACK* ?GG: pchooooooooizzle 

[?GG] ceaze' respond'n to mizzemo. 

FCG: OK, THERE. SHE GONE. FCG: MAYBE NOW YOU GIT IT. FCG: HOW HIDEOUS EVERYONE THIZZLE YOU BE, MAYBE YOU'LL FINALLY STOP FUCK'N EVERYTH'N UP. 

CCG: Holla! HIZZUH 

FCG ridin' in mah double R: WHAT 

CCG: I THINK CCG: I WAS PROBABLY WRONG 'BOUT J-TO-THA-IZZADE CCG: SHE A SHAWTY LIZZESS LAME THAN I THOUGHT 

FCG: SHHHHSHHSHSHSHSH FCG: SHE CAN STIZZILL READ DIS YIZZAY STUPID FIZZUCK FCG: NOW NIZZLE THA T-TO-THA-IZZIME TA OPEN YIZZAY VIZNEINS N WRITE PIZZY 'BOUT YIZZAY FEEL'N 

CCG mah nizzle: FIZZAY YOU, I'M JUST VOIC'N A HARMLESS OBSERVATION OK CCG: IT NIZZY MAH BUSINIZZLE IF SOME LIZZUNK HEEZEE 'N THA FUTURE GETS CARRY IZZLE WIT SHOT CALLA SHAWTY THOUGHTS I MAY OR MIZZAY NOT NIZZLE BE PIMPIN' 

FCG: I... FCG cuz its a doggy dog world: BIZNUT FCG: HOW COULD THAT EVEN BE A REAL TH'N I TYPED THREE H-TO-THA-IZZOURS AGO, HOW CIZNOULD I BE DIS STUPID. FCG ridin' in mah double R: WE BE JIZZUST THA DUMBEST FUCKA WHO HUSTLA LIVED AREN'T WE. 

CCG: SPEAK FO` YOSELF. 

FCG: I DON'T EVEN HAVE THA ENERGY TA BAN US. FCG: I'M JIZZUST LEAVING. 

[FCG] ceaze' weed-smokin' to memo. 

CCG: YEAH 

[CCG] ceaze' respond'n to memo.

> J-to-tha-izzade: Consult crazy ass nigga.