i think what i adore about ladynoir beyond high school age (18 and over) is the opportunity it leaves for some of the most DELICIOUS best friends to lovers scenarios. because, like, two people who've been fighting side by side for years? who've known each other long enough to make jokes about it, haha remember when we were fourteen and you-- we AGREED to never speak of it!!!! who've spent so long learning each other inside out, even, in chat noir's case, getting over feelings, that the idea of anything romantic between them is so far off the radar that they don't feel the need for certain boundaries, because why would it matter if they made jokes about how attractive they find each other, about getting married, about how they could totally mess with the rest of the miracle team by pretending they're hooking up because it's so far out of the realm of possibility.
but then there would be that imperceptible shift. the moment where one of them makes a joke and it feels just a bit more loaded than it should. gazes lingering where they never lingered and playful smiles turning curious. the sudden awareness that, while maybe they were cuddling on a rooftop with their best friend, they were also wrapped up in the arms of someone they trust with their lives, and is extremely attractive, and, wait, if the only reason it was platonic before was because there were no feelings, what does THIS mean?
THE TENSION. THE PINING. THE INHERENT MESS OF BEING IN YOUR TWENTIES. PLEASEEEE
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my strongest take is that if you have more than 5-10 items (range depends on size and ease of scanning) you should not use the self-checkout when there is a perfectly good cashier line already.
If you bring alcohol or other age restricted items to the self checkout I will kill you in the middle of the Walmart and everyone behind me in line will be cheering.
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I've seen so many influencers buying things carelessly that I'm starting to get a dangerously twisted view of the world. So, a reality check, radfems, tell me whats your economic state of distress in a grocery store.
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galladrabbles "you know this guy?"
this week's prompt was a super good one but had me quite stumped, so here's a simple little grocery-shopping moment for the @galladrabbles prompt "you know this guy?" from @sam-loves-seb !
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Ian shoots his eyes around, discreetly sneaking his hand in the tub of chocolate peanuts, shoving them in his mouth.
Mickey walks up, squeezing his ass, “Saw that shit, ya thief,” he whispers close to Ian’s ear.
Ian pushes him back with a chuckle, raising his voice, “Excuse me, does anyone know this guy? He won’t stop gropi-”
Mickey shoves his arm,, “Fuck off, you love it,” he snickers, sticking his hand in the peanuts, snatching some and popping them into his mouth with a gloating grin.
“Hypocrite,” Ian grabs the shopping-cart in one hand, linking his other with Mickey’s.
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methinks I should get something about the horrors (anxiety¶noia) because I can't spend my entire uni years going to class and spending the entire rest of my day in the convent. But also have you considered that there's horrors out there?
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My thoughts after the fourth episode of the Artful Dodger:
1. starting with Cold Hard Bitch was a great choice, i love that song!
2. “can he do it?” “maybe.” “could you?” “…yes.” lady belle really does make her point so effectively.
3. “sorry what was the first one again?” jack is made of sass actually
4. “did you know surgeons know everything about the female body?” FANNY 🤭
5. “you wouldn’t find me so tedious then.” oh fanny!
6. god i love when my ship passes a bottle between them 😍
7. “the white ghost who’s close to the grave” i screamed 🤣
8. “if we hang then you’re gonna hang too because i’m actually quite petty that way.” lmaoooo
9. “shit him up.” idk guys, i feel like she’s being crystal fucking clear, destroy that mf!!!
10. lady belle is such a NERD i find her so delightful.
11. “i love soup.” OH FANNY
12. oh so sneed is evil evil, got it.
13. Fagin is such a drama queen lmao
14. “we would have made quite the team.” YOU STILL CAN 😭😭😭
15. Red really is That Bitch tbh
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hi happy halloween im out of food again
please commission me or donate
ive pretty much given up on being able to afford moving out so just being able to afford to live until i get kicked out would be nice
c*sh*pp (does this actually need to be censored?) is delilahswagga, p*yp*l is @delilahkill
not asking for a lot here even a few people donating a few dolalrs or getting 2 dollar commissions would help me a lot
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