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sandinthemachine · 2 years

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one of my lecture halls has a taxidermied coyote someone put a santa hat on and it haunts my every waking hour

#just imagine #someone dressing your dead body in a funky little costume #and just...nailing it to the wall of a dusty old basement #and they pinned your face into a smile #cuz apparently that would cheer up the sleep-deprived caffeinated hordes #i am tormented by this #there is also a moose #wearing one of those plastic beads necklaces #and quite a lot of other weird taxidermy in costume and I just #they're staring at me every time I walk by #go bury them in peace they are falling apart anyway #v speaks

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senshis-top-surgery · 5 months

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Chilchuck needs little cushions and steppy stools

Get that old man a booster seat!

(Jokes aside, this is a great example of adaptive devices)

#he'd hate it #i am tormenting him #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi

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lucabyte · 5 months

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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

#[isabeau voice] am i insane or does sometimes loop talk like they might have killed their whole family. is that just me? just checking.#nille design highly inspired by @kiwibrain's since its the one that imprinted in my mind. liberties taken since i didnt look @ reference #anyway i have a lot more thoughts on this? i guess ill hide them in the tags...? scroll down i suppose.#isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 6 spoilers #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat bonnie #isat nille #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #doodlebyte #----------------------------------------------------------------------#anyway the extra thoughts. are literally just my general thoughts on postcanon. (and thus are the context for all of my postcanon doodles!)#which is i think nille joins the party before loop reappears for a start (either from a period of nonexistence or just wandering around)#and that like. i think the party should be able to integrate loop as a completely new person. because they are! the secrecy isn't great but #They and Siffrin shuffle into different ecological niches in the party (eg. i think sif is more squeamish after it all but loop isnt)#and while it's not *exactly* what Loop wanted they get that beggars can't be choosers. and its pretty good #(i am glossing over how i think loop's reappearence drags both them and siffrin into a massive behavioural backslide and is likely a bit #distressing to watch go down. cycle of argument -> lovebombing -> normalcy -> repeat. etc etc. but since they are no longer literally #stewing in the worst pressure cooker of all time they do resolve it via productive conversation on their own time. its fine)#the party well-meaningly tries to deduce things from loop's vagueries and are able to pin down the DEAD FAMILY vibe pretty quickly.#but eventually the question of their prior identity falls by the wayside because well! they're just their friend loop! (also change belief)#as for how The Truth Come Out... this is what i mean by The Isabeau Torment Nexus(tm). which is that i think... isiloop should almost occur #BEFORE isabeau knows who loop is. he's just genuinely charmed by them eventually and tries to close the open end of the polycule #which FREAKS LOOP THE FUCK OUT because thats just too genuinely sick and wrong. and obviously w emotions high its not a great confrontation #ANYWAY told u i had more thoughts. if i were normal itd be a text post but.

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obsob · 11 months

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the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)

#mine #original #i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me #and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it #eating drywall as we speak #you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST.#you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX #anyway. begon foul creature etc #i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you #we are going stratford this weekend very exciting #its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train #i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen #i am sure i will figure it out #also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg.#im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl #i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£#i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u #anyway. im going to eat crackers now

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trendingdrama · 7 months

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Apparently, I'm cute when I'm drunk. She said that was my special move.

QUEEN OF TEARS 눈물의 여왕 (2024)

#queen of tears #kim soo hyun #kdrama #dailyasiandramas #userdramas #kdramasource #kdramadaily #kdramaedit #qotedit #baek hyun woo #*qot #i am digging this tormented son in law era of ksh #1.01 #kdramagifs

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umblrspectrum · 1 month

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i dont like this and its so obscenely rushed but i wanted to atleast post Something before release

#NINE HOURS!!!!!!#NOBODY gets to talk to me when it releases #i am very not practiced with lineless i just did it cause its faster than my lineart and i have to go in like an hour #i got really lazy also so cyn is just glowy “true form” nonsense #if j files a complaint with corporate then i think cyn tormenting her with the same “You Didn't Have To See This” line would be fun #solver limbs are a lot easier to draw in lineless maybe i should play around with them like that and then just outline it after #art #but rushed #murder drones #murder drones j #serial designation j #murder drones cyn #episode 8 hype lets gooo. im going to kill liam for making it the finale

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sereneabyyss · 3 months

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I see so many things where like SY is the sweet innocent one who shows SJ how to love and be loved and fixes him blah blah blah. But oh come on now, this is Peerless Cucumber we're talking about. Number one hater extraordinaire. He is so bitchy. He would not fix SJ if anything he would make him worse.

I need more content that's just SY and SJ standing with their twin fans unfolded, viciously tearing their opponents (the other peak lords) apart with their barbed insults. I need them casting vicious mockery within every battle, whether it be against demon, peak lord, or random civilian who just happened to spill tea on them.

#am i perfectly capable of writing this myself?#yes but I'm too busy writing my feral teen sy au for this one #if pidw didn't have slurs before it sure does after sy and sj meet #they're both haters your honor #and i think they deserve to utilize their bitchyness at max capacity #god help those poor souls who get caught in the crossfire #i think airplane would be like relieved??#that other people are now getting the full force of peerless cucumber that he got in the other world #the only person who is free from sy torment is binghe #maybe sy nags sj enough that he lets up on binghe #but doubt #svsss #scum villains self saving system #shen yuan #shen jiu #scum villian self saving system

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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A new challenger approaches (slowly)

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen chao #jin zixuan #jiang cheng #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play?#Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track.#The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic.#A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing!#I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact.#It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn.#Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle.#Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators!#You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head.#I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.

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great-and-small · 2 years

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No other way to say it but I am a huge slut for museum gift shops

#they’re a place of wonder and torment #because I want everything but am too broke 😭#funny #museum gift shops

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tubbytarchia · 3 months

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Really needed to redraw that one shot from Liauditore's animatic

I also misremembered that it was night time when Jimmy died so my coloring is no longer canonically accurate. Oh well. Maybe it's just Joel grieving at a later point 👍

Alts + original

#I was gonna sacrifice myself so he wouldn't be the first out and he's bloody gone and... jumped off on that stupid thing. Am I right #haha LimL Joel will never stop tormenting me #smallishbeans fanart #bad boys #limited life bad boys #is it okay to tag it as smallidarity if he's crying over Jimmy #tubby art #trafficblr #smallidarity

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turtleblogatlast · 7 months

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Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose #raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner #leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes #(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl)#(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink)#(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him)#but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone #like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like #‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’#or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like #‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’#‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’#‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’#‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘#SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF #(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)

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galactaknightyaoi · 19 days

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🏳️‍⚧️ DOUBLE HEADCANON ATTACK!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

Family HCs are already fun on their own but with transness added on they're even better. It's actual comedy gold. Also I've always wanted to draw some kind of Meta Knight VS Galacta Knight type thing, but I can't take anything seriously like that. So you get This.

What This is, is a way too high effort shitpost. It took a combined 2 and a half? Days, though most of it was just sketching. I'm proud of it! Anything for the bit.

Textless version + unfinished doodle under the cut