#i ask once again: Why Is He Like This
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kinda breaking the rules of my redraws by changing the angle but i couldn't not draw Rick kicking his feet in the air
issue 28 btw, they're watching interdimensional cable while hiding from aliens in a shitty hotel room
#i ask once again: Why Is He Like This#rick sanchez#morty smith#rick and morty#rick and morty comics
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Gen obsessed with how.. *dead* your Jason's color pallete is. Like, that's corpse pale right there. Not a spec of blood left flowing in there (also father Todd's skin being full of color in comparison is a nice touch)

THANK YOU I love making him look a bit ghoulish. Guy who's not supposed to be alive but yes he is. no he isn't <3
#DC#DC Comics#Jason Todd#Red Hood#Jaybin#Robin ii#Art by me#Asks#I know vitamin D doesn't affect your skin colour BUT the easiest way to get it is sunlight which does ik nobody is bothered by this but me#But I have OCD. so you're getting clarification anyways 👍#Jason's way of saying if you spend too much time underground it's going to start wanting to keep you there 😁#I do think he bleeds normally and has a heartbeat and all that because he's not Dead. Alive? Well no also. He's likeboth at once and neithe#I think his physical state should be full of inconsistencies. you can't see his breath in cold weather but you can if he smokes etc.#There's also appeal to him coming back looking completely normal I do love mundane horror but#His death was important both in and out of universe and it altered things irreversibly so I think he can be a little Off as a treat#Also it adds to the misery that he's the same person like he died and came back the same person internally he's himself but#to others he looks and acts and is offputting he's Jason but Wrongg. Except not really#Because yeah he changed but that's just getting older and being affected by your experiences like everyone else ever#unfortunately for him he popped back to life Like That so everyone is just going eughh what thebfcuk#But that's a little off topic ANYWAYS one thing I really liked about Countdown was Jason being described as a siren in the dark#Like yea he's unsettling even if there's no clear reason as to why yet. He wasn't even doing anything his vibes are just rancid#My ideal Jason is one who looks like he wouldn't be out of place eating someone. He wouldn't. but you know. looming threat#I think he'd have fun indulging in the undead aspect in his more dramatic moments#Also the environment matters like during the day at the store he just seems a bit strange but at night in an alleyway it's uncanny valley#I have more to say on this topic but I'm writing a novel in the tags so I'll wrap it up#To summarize it's basically YOU CAN'T GO BACK YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU CAN SEE IT#Thank you again for this ask I love when people bring up details they like to me because I like putting them in and talking about them#And just talking in general clearly lmao post-crisis really had so much going for it. lots of interesting characters
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LOA Shiptober Day 4: How They Met
October content month was ambitious..
This one took me. Shockingly long. Whoops! I’ll probably end up jumping around the prompt list and it might extend into November 😋
I’ll try to do day 31 on the actual date of Halloween though 🫡
#the good or bad thing depending on who you ask about my ship art is that there are many more ranting tags#once again bringing my “he can’t blush but what if he did’’ agenda#Ngl the first panel reminds me of a children’s book it’s kind of fire#I feel like frost doesn’t like being touched by most people#but then he meets gricko professional animal friend and he’s so confused bc wtf why doesn’t he hate this#so that’s the drawing#sighs fondly confused grimmorning#except frost is the only one that’s confused#Im not joking when I say this one took me a long time I started it the day before the prompt and finished it like a week later#unintentional but frost is doing the Jim halpert thing#he wasn’t supposed to be but it turned out that way#frost don’t Jim the fourth wall.. community reference yeah..#I keep forgetting gricko tail agenda#also I love all the requests I’ve been getting once shiptober is over those will be popping up#anyways that’s enough out of me#but seriously some of those requests are so good they’re actually inspiring me to finish these pieces#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#morning frost#gricko grimgrin#grimmorning#gricko x frost#OH last thing possible stardust rhapsody art on the way I have to share my dandy art with the world
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finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌
Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳
Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.
Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.
Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.
Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.
Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.
Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.
OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎♂️🙏 BAHHA
#much to sebs dismay celeste is probs gonna be an auror LMAO whereas lewis is gonna be a writer#seb once again asking the universe why their personalities couldnt have been switched....but girldad seb is made to suffer#and yes they are BOTH dressed by clora and her mom if you couldnt tell LMAO#just wait till lewis is out of that sailor fit...he gonna be a heartbreaker when hes older fr fr. bro is beautiful#also i can imagine celeste when shes older using her looks to her advantage BAHHA like noo...i wouldnt do that...look at me🥹uwu#sweet talking her way out of detention BAHAHA shes that troublemaker student that the teachers secretly have a fond spot for#and altho seb tells lewis to protect and watch over her in school he doesnt rly take it seriously bc hes still young#but once they get older and if celeste ever DOES have problems then lewis definitely would step up for her as her brother#but hed do it in a very conniving and indirect way...like finding out whoever is causing her trouble and hexing them or some shit LMAO#and nobody would ever know😇😇😇#celeste would be like I GUESS I FINALLY SCARED THEM OFF/THEY LEARNED NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!#and lewis would just be like yea....thats probably what happened.#bro does not need OR want the credit LMAO#also hes soft for his sis so he supports her delusions like the good lil bro he is. lewis supports womens rights and wrongs. king#choccyart#celeste sallow#lewis sallow
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Glow little glow worm glow
#lego ninjago#ninjago#lloyd ninjago#lloyd garmadon#asrikal art#doing my best here guys#this is so messy and i tested so many randon thungs oit but i like the colours#and thats why i started it so i think its a win#also if anyone has noticed ive been poofed away for a few days now#i dont think ots been all that long but seeing as i used to post once everyday hsnsmdmem#anyways i have posts i just cant be bothered to post them#as in complete them#soon enough ill be hitting the 400 drafts mark again#or will it be my first time#as you can see its 4am again#gotta stop doing this my self guys omg#idk someone bully me in my asks waking up to random stuff in it would be hilarious#lloyd is so glowy#glowing is literally his thing man#khaenriah looking ahh eyes#listen guys i may or may not have stepped into my kaeya ovsession again…#doesn’t mean im letting go of morro anytime soon#he just rots in my head at this rate#okay ill stop damn#i yap more on here then i do through text bro
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#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition
#dwedit#doctor who#mrs flood#fifteenth doctor#the master#jacobi!master#tenth doctor#jack harkness#martha jones#twelfth doctor#ninth doctor#*#okay here is my argument: mrs flood IS a time lord but her presence here has nothing to do with the doctor#instead she's here because of ruby. she's seemingly part of/related to the pantheon of discord & we know that ruby is connected to them too#so i think that she was deliberately placed as ruby's neighbor by the pantheon/oldest one/ruby's mom/? in order to watch over her#it also explains why she was there to check on ruby in 1.04. once she realizes she's on the phone w carla she says 'nothing to do with me'#and she leaves. which implies that it COULD have had something to do with her. if it had been something else going on#ANYWAY. to get to the time lordness of it all. rn i personally believe that she's a time lord that's been hiding on earth for 50+ years#bc i don't think she recognized the police box as a tardis initially. that first quote should be taken at face value.#instead picture this: she's watching over ruby as per usual. a police box is there - weird but nbd. then it dematerializes in front of her.#she drops her groceries. she's shocked. she kinda looks scared. if she already knew it was a tardis why would she react like that?#so imo she knows OF tardises. she DIDN'T know the police box was one. and she's worried the time lords have found her hence the fear.#but when nothing happens and nobody comes at her she realizes she's still safe#later when she sees the doctor she realizes the tardis is his/he must be a time lord. he doesn't identify her but that's happened before#so then when she asks him who he is i think what she's actually asking for is his title. WHICH time lord are you.#bc lbr if she knows abt tardises then she knows about time lords and if she knows abt time lords she knows what it means for ruby#to be joining him - and that's why she wishes ruby good luck. meanwhile this is clearly the outcome she WANTS (them to be together)#bc she gets visibly upset when the doctor seems to decide to leave without ruby.#and for once i'm not master clowning bc the list of names the doctor gives out is VERY interesting. some of them we've never heard before:#the bishop; the conquistador; later he adds the pedant and sagi-shi and reiterates the bishop AGAIN. so i wonder if she's the bishop.....
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I've been doing a lot of reflection as of late, especially after this past class.
This past class was about the Torah and Tanakh in general, and the way the rabbi talked about the commandments (specifically the ten commandments) has made me really reflect on how I interpret them, specifically the fifth commandment, or honoring your mother and father.
This is a commandment I have wrestled with for a long time - in fact, it brought me away from g-d at multiple times. I was severely abused when I was incredibly young by my mother, and I used to feel insulted at the implication that I were to honor her while she got to live a better life. It was hypocritical, in my eyes.
But this rabbi surmised that this particular commandment was because parenthood is an act of creation, something that is like the g-d from which we come from. My realization is this: I don't think we're necessarily meant to take even these commandments literally.
I this particular commandment is more of a call to honor creation - creation is a gift, and like any gift, many people simply will not like it and will discard it. The person who abused me created me, but she did not honor creation. She didn't honor me, but I can still honor it.
I have started to honor creation much more. I'm too young, too unstable, not mature enough to be a father (though I fantasize about it), but I create all the time. I create relationships, I create with my hands through crochet. I create memories, I create my world. And I can honor who I am and where I came from that made me who I am. I've been learning one of the mother tongues of my family (Italian, since part of my family originates there) and it was judaism that inspired me to do this.
I don't think g-d wants me to honor my abuser. I think He wants me to remember the Holy action of creation. When I am a father, that act of creation will be Holy, and indeed, I am already joyful about the thought.
I have seen many people struggle with this particular commandment, but I think this perspective helps me personally. I don't think I ever have to forgive my abusers (plural), and I don't think I am commanded to simply because they happened to be family. I am commanded to recognize the holy, to elevate the mundane. In doing so, I will remember g-d. Through creation, I honor g-d and everything he has done for us, for me, and for our collective people.
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#abuse tw#i am not sharing this for the sake of pity and i also ask not to be told to divulge my abuse story. that isn't relevant#i have been needing to engage with this topic for a long time though and judaism has helped me a bit in navigating healing#but i decided to share this publicly in the hopes it will help other survivors specifically of familial/parental abuse#i know how it feels (in general). it's so lonely and you can really harbor (understandable) baggage about this particular commandment#i have a meeting with My Rabbi (sponsoring rabbi) and i might bring this up. we've only spoken once face-to-face (zoom)#so that might be really Intense to bring up to him but he is very kind and i trust him (which is why he is My Rabbi)#and he has already told me that he WANTS me to wrestle with g-d and His word *with* him#again i am posting this publicly so i can document my thoughts and keep them straight but also with the hope it MIGHT help others#if it even *casually* inspires another survivor i will feel so grateful (though it is THEIR achievement and not mine to claim)#i want us to survive. i want us to eat well. i want us to smile#i will say that this must be a very sudden whiplash in tone from my last post about sex. from sex to awful horrific abuse#my stream of consciousness is just Like This though in the sense that i have very sudden realizations and tonal whiplashes#so you're just getting a very frank look into how my brain is structured and what my brain thinks are important enough to think about#if i seem much more verbose it's because i needed to write this on my laptop which makes typing and more importantly yapping even *easier*
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Alright -- it's perfectly fine if you can't.
... Morgott hugging Mohg. 😔
There's... Two ideas. The first being tears of sorrow.
Morgott's just fought Radahn... And Miquella... And Mohg's body has been restored. However abscent of soul.
Morgott can only hold his brother, cradling his head in his arms as he weeps.
... Tears of joy...
At some point, Mohg's discarded soul caught onto Morgott as he traversed the Land of Shadow. And, reunited once more, Mohg's soul is able to find it's way back.
And Morgott can only weep; not in sorrow, but in joy.
... Perhaps... Mohg is holding Morgott's hand.
Either or... Leaning toward joy. For obvious reasons. 😔
And like I said: It is entirely up to you!
“Brother…?”
“Brother.”
#‘…I was late’#‘no. never’#elden ring#morgott the omen king#mohg lord of blood#long atlast#two estranged souls united once more#all hail luminary mohg!#i hope you liked it lol#elden ring dlc#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring dlc spoilers…?#pls click for better quality#idk why its like this#i imagine morgott would just stiffen when he meets his estranged brother again#like#the whole world has happened since the fracture#nothing to say#their presence will speak loud enough#asks
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nah the fandom does acknowledge it’s because of his abyss powers he became like this. they believe it more especially after seeing the effect on chasca etc
YEAH everyone acknowledges he became this way because of the abyss but what i'm talking about is like. his character stories make it sound like he gained some sort of cognitohazard Strife Effect that makes chaos constantly break out around him and i've never seen anyone talk about THAT.
Specifically these lines:
In those three months, the swordswoman taught Tartaglia how to pass through the Abyss unhindered, and more importantly, nurtured the ability to stir up endless havoc from within Ajax's trouble-mongering nature.
Shocked by Ajax's great strength and curious about how he invariably became the eye of a vortex of discord, Pulcinella inducted Ajax into the Fatui under the pretext of meting out punishment, ordering him to start from the bottom and take up the duty of serving the Tsaritsa.
Kind of make it sound like it's not an effect of his personality but rather some sort of passive aura he's exerting.
Of course, the reason no one talks about this could well be because it makes no fucking sense, when his personality itself is already quite sufficient to explain all the fights he gets into.
...Could also easily be a case of me interpreting lore way too literally again lol
#i made a 10k crackfic out of over-literally interpreting oceanid lore once. so.#aphelion.txt#ask#childe#tartaglia#genshin impact#the skirk line does say 'from within his nature'#but the fact that it's referred to as an 'ability' is weird to me#and why would pulcinella be 'curious' about it when it seems#very obvious from just looking at him that he will stir up trouble#Then again#Now that i've reread it a third time#It seems less heavily implied than i thought it was for a span of 6 hours#the concept of him having a supernatural ability to draw aggro is so fucking funny to me tho#even if this is the case i don't think childe is consciously aware of it tho#i want him to meet a psychic who's like 'can you fucking turn that off. my head hurts'#and he's like what. turn what off.
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silent as the moon. furious as the sun. bright as the stars.
I always knew I wanted to do a celestial-bodies themed edit of the three of them, as they fit the respective roles so well. Some seem more surprising than others. I also took the chance to try out Achino's Photo Studio Light Set – it's incredible, and I recommend it to anyone wanting to experiment with in-game lights more. The beautiful halos are from sugarowl over at TSR, namely Crescent Halo, Spiked Halo, and Milkyway Halo.
#sims 4 edit#sims edit#s4 edit#ts4 edit#sims 4 screenshots#sims screenshots#showusyoursims#show us your sims#ts4 simblr#simblr#simblr community#alexander goth#max villareal#elevensim: shay#elevenedits#story: three of swords#not me going absolutely NUTS with the glow effects#i love them your honor#max looks so imposing there like why is he mad#<- i ask as if it wasnt my fault he's like That#but it also fits his arcana theme lmfao#a crisp highfive to anyone who knows which major arcana i assigned to him#once again shay and alex are absolute cuties#i love how the two of them contrast max's warmer palette
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My haitani father Shio headcanon is just a bit too funny cuz of how well it works that it sounds like a waste of perfect canon idea and crossover for both of wakui's works.
Aside from the obvious physical features very very obvious, identical eyes, nose, blonde eyebrows, rindou's face form, ran's hair color palette and (arguably) bonten hair style, blah blah i mean just look a the pictures below, you can also bring up any fact from either manga and add it to the hc and it fits in just SO WELL, i'll give the first example, The Haitanis are very obviously rich spoiled kids like have you seen their apartment? They have a fucking dj set, only rich kids with neglective powerful parents will have no problem paying for that, just saying, and even though i love him let's be real Shio is the type to be that parent, i mean cmon he's rich like crazy rich (filthy yakuza money yum yum) he tots would give his children WAY more than enough allowance so they can leave him alone, also the way they act, i've always the Haitanis were the type of kids that think they own the school cuz their dad is rich .


Nvm if this never becomes canon or both universes don't collide, it's just so entertaining to keep connecting the dots that were likely never there, like how Rindou is a heavy drinker cuz his father drank alot with the rest of the Yotsurugis and he tried to imitate him from a young age that it became an unhealthy habit or if you want to add more drama he only drinks cuz he looks up to his father but Shio favors Ran cuz he can posssibly succeed him (canon power complex) so Rindou resorted to drinking cuz it's the only thing like his dad that he can do. Heck yeah i made it angsty!!!
You can also add great context to his fear of Yakuza, picture this, when he was a kid he got up in the middle of night after hearing a loud noise to search for his parents and witnessed Shio (canon Yakuza) pew pew-ing some poeple and surrounded with scary men, that probably scarred him for life that he was so terrified when Kakucho got them interfering with some, OH OH something just came to mind, if he's the son of a yakuza yeah he didn't wanna clash with other yakuza families cuz it can end in a blood shed and risk his and his family's lives.
And i'm gonna add this one not very small detail and i swear i'll shut up (for now), i know it's just a stupid headcanon that is very far from becoming reality and i don't have to take it this deep but hear me out, why their last name is Haitani and not Yotsurugi like their dad, Shio is powerful and have many enemies right ? So he simply decided to protect his children and their identity by giving them another last name likely their mother's (yk like minato with naruto style plan ?) So Haitani is actually their mom's family name. I rest my case. Thank you for coming to my useless ted talk.
#i officially announce i have gone crazy#this is like my new hyperfixation until i find a better headcanon that is more likely to be canon#actually you should all thank me#i just made up a way for the haitanis to be useful for once in their lives#kinda#i mean we already established they bring absolutely nothing to the table#we don't have to go through that again#let's put it in a simple equation#tokrev plot - haitanis = no big difference#but Shio on the other hand is the main antagonist so far sooooo#in my logic by relation they are sort of useful in some way (through nepotism)#i saved the narrative you're welcome#also an addition no one asked for or thought about ran is their dad's favourite but loves his mom more#while Rindou is mama's boy (yk how moms prefer the youngest) but looks up to his dad#speaking of their mom i think she's like from another powerful family#and based on shio doing anything to gain more power that's probably why he married their mom in the first place#OMG ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH SHIO IS INVADING MY HEAD AFTER I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A SPLIT SECOND#WRITERS IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS PLLLLSSSSSS#oh and apparently Shio is also in Roppongi so that's that.#i really took calling him daddy shio to a whole other level lol#tokyo revengers#ran haitani#rindou haitani#negai no astro#astro royale#haitani brothers#shio yotsurugi#i'm gonna call my new masterpiece of a shitty hc#the wakui multiverse of madness
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I saw people talking about that scene where Yassen shot Max as a huge betrayal of Alex and it's kinda funny to me like yeah he involved Alex in a murder but also I cannot emphasise enough that Alex decided to join a criminal organisation. People have been telling him he'll need to kill for days now, Alex has watched them kill multiple people already, I get that it sucks for him but you cannot team up with a known killer and be that shocked when actually his secret extra mission was to kill
#alex rider spoilers#alex rider#yassen gregorovich#alex x yassen#alex rider tv#like hot take i guess but actually i don't think he lied to alex when alex asked him about why he was coming#he just avoided the question and said something else that's true (and is part of his underlying reason for coming)#he already told alex he wouldn't just tell him everything like mrs jones might#it's the way yassen has been working for a decade and a half. you get told the essentials and don't ask questions#not answering alex's questions and holding back info/not sharing all the details of yassen's part of the mission is not the same as lying#i mean i guess the real issue here is that alex does not want to kill or be involved in a murder#which is not something yassen and scorpia have ethical concerns about ashdflhs#and is something they have basically told him he'll need to get over already#once again i cannot stress enough that alex is literally surrounded by known killers and teamed up with them
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this is another post I’m starting with ‘something I think about a lot’ but something I think about a lot is how in Toriyama’s version of things, it seems like the Freeza’s empire, generally, takes good care of its people, and I mean that in the most insidious possible way.
Iirc, Freeza’s empire is very very intentionally Toriyama’s commentary on imperial capitalism and corporatocracy (at least, he’s certainly explicitly stated Freeza is inspired by 1990s land developers in Japan). The ENG dub of the anime really consistently uses the word slavery in terms of the Saiyan relationship to the empire, but the manga and JPN dubs don’t, because slavery doesn’t typically include getting to independently keep and run your homeland and your government and your culture.
In Toriyama’s version, King Cold’s relationship with King Vegeta seems much more like corporate takeover. I read it as how major corporations work — finding businesses that are doing very well and offer to absorb them in a merger deal — which is not actually an offer, because the alternative is to be outmatched by a company who can afford to hemorrhage money to offer your consumer base your services at a fraction of your cost, until you shrivel up and die or fold and sign the contract.
As I understand Toriyama’s lore — Saiyans were conquering and selling planets to the highest bidder, and King V wandered into King Cold’s territory. Instead of destroying them outright, King Cold saw King V’s business model was raking in profit, and did the Dxsney thing. King V is not a good man but he’s not a stupid man! Maybe he tried to hold out, but the Freeza Force is huge and powerful and eventually huge powerful companies get what they want. (This is also true of the land developers Toriyama cites as Freeza’s inspiration, but they did it with more mafia behavior, like Freeza does).
And then King Cold stepped down as CEO, and his exceptionally cruel nepobaby son took over Daddy’s company, and Dxsney shut down Blue Sky and fired hundreds of employees. “It was the pandemic, we needed to cut costs”/“It was a meteor, and a tragedy” It’s an excuse to take out a competitor, and keep the most profitable pieces for yourself. So as Dxsney acquired the Ice Age (one of the highest grossing franchises of all time), so too did Freeza acquire Prince Vegeta (one of the most powerful saiyans ever born).
(The studio parallel is not the inspiration for Toriyama’s writing, it’s just the clearest example I can offer of the corporate/colonialism parallels at play with the Freeza Force)
And I say that it seems to me like, generally, and insidiously, the FF takes good care of its people because, much in the same way that people still buy into the Happiest Place on Earth Magic Kingdom marketing, a majority of the characters we’ve met in the Freeza Force are either runaways or survivors of lost worlds who are now protected by Freeza’s empire (there’s a blurb about Cheelai that says she a thief on the run from Galactic Patrol when she joined the FF, and cops don’t fuck with mega corporations.)
Cheelai’s blurb says she only knows Freeza by his reputation, despite her living on the same ship he is in DBS, which makes sense! They’re massive floating army bases, and randos do not simply meet the President. Freeza not only has these bases, but according to Vegeta, establishes a shiny massive new base on a planet, gets bored, and wanders off to find a new one to do the same thing (and is implied to have done so 79 times by the time he gets to Namek).
All this to say that, unless you’re in his military, his inner circle, or the Galactic Patrol, you likely don’t know (or think about) Freeza and the FF are very obviously the bad guys. All you’re exposed to is the beautiful buildings and all of the high-quality options (chefs like Lemu, for example) and safety and comfort (as Vegeta drags Cui for enjoying) you have within the empire, while never having to ask how it got there (and likely being removed if you do, tbh. This is a Legitimate Business, how dare you imply we are committing crimes).
And the thing I think about most, and I’ve been thinking about lately, and what made me think to write this down, is that Vegeta has spent his entire life inside the inner circle. Vegeta’s been a top dog in this empire since childhood. And he knew Freeza was powerful, he knew Freeza was in charge for a reason — but the thing that fucks me up is that he spent his whole life doing what they do, and was still shocked to learn it was Freeza who destroyed his planet. Even up through the more recent movies, it’s the only thing about Freeza he cites as unforgivable.
It’s Zarbon he condemns for the overwork he experienced, Dodoria he condemns for being a brainless thug, Cui he condemns for being a spineless leech, but Freeza, himself, he never suspected. Freeza, himself, to some degree, is someone Vegeta trusted and low-key modeled himself after.
I think so much about his hesitation to execute Freeza in Resurrection F; he was gone during Freeza’s fight with Goku, Trunks killed him in the blink of an eye. Vegeta has never, in 30+ years of knowing him, ever seen Freeza desperate. He’s never seen Freeza cornered. He never knew Freeza as a Weasel. He wouldn’t have any reason to expect Freeza to use an underhanded tactic. Even after everything he’d done and learned, Vegeta STILL, to some degree, trusted Freeza to die like a warrior, because he never knew Freeza the Nepobaby. He’d only ever experienced Freeza the Emperor. Vegeta’s fear was gone but his respect was still present, despite himself.
Anyway, tldr I am a huge fan of golden cage theory. Not just as it applies to Vegeta’s dynamic with Freeza, but as it applies to almost everyone within the empire’s dynamic with the empire itself. It’s imperial capitalism, it’s glistening corporotocracy. The bad people know how the sausage is made, the comfortable think the food is worth the cost, the rescues are grateful to have something to eat, and the opposed get quietly pushed into the grinder.
#Like Freeza asked Cui to do to Vegeta once it was confirmed he’d gone rogue.#Toriyama was really like: What if I put a whole mafia drama in the middle of my adventure comedy and then not mention it again for 20 years#Iconic levels of adhd#That’s why Vegeta’s so frustrated all the time he’s not just from a whole nother planet he’s from a whole nother genre fjjjds#Long post#headcanons#media analysis
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Loki didn't even do anything to the other Asgardians personally, unsure why they didn't like him so much and thought he was so suspicious
#i was thinking about what crimes loki did do and like. lying to thor/hurting his feelings was IT??#like he didnt spit in hogun's face or kill sif's mother#so why do they have personal grudges#is it because loki argued when they said to makw odin take thor's punishment back? unlikely#they didnt like loki before that either!!!!#and we're never told why!!!!!#if it was justified by their noble characters then it would have come up#fandral wouldve been like no we cant suspect loki and someone else wouldve said but remember when he killed a guy!!#or 'but he has done such before...' etc.#but no!!#apparently it just IS#he hasnt done anything personal towards them which is actually a wild decision to make#loki with a squeaky clean record gets the throne bc thor was banished and they jump him#:/ ?????????#did he at least poison fandral once or something#that's so mean#thor is the only one who can hold a grudge because of the lying thing#everyone else was going off hearsay and as the prophecy foretold. APPARENTLY!!!#once again asking if they simply do not know how the line of inheritance works#even loki understood that much and he was of the opinion that the family was pulling shenanigans with him
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Sometimes I wonder how much Johnathan Stroud knows about fandom shenanigans. In the most respectful way possible, does he enters Bartimaeus tag in the evening and goes "oh yeah people are making my characters cuddle and kiss today, yesterday they murdered Nathaniel for a second time. Great" or is he oblivious to the existence of fandom stuff as it is
#Johnathan Stroud If you're reading it I wanna say you're really cool I love and respect anything you writer and say#this being said be careful while looking though the tag there's nothing BAD or triggering but we're silly cockroaches/pos#I know the “author should keep a healthy distance from his fandom stands” and I think it's completely fair#that's why I am curious lmao#he once liked a (completely swf pg-postpg) art tagged as “bartnat” and I wonder If he knows the ship names lol#respectfully#because in 2010 he was asked what's a ship name for Lockwood and Lucy and the guy was like “what's a ship name?”#probably thinking about literal war ships/half j#surely that changed since then he's like number one Lockwood fandom truther and I respect him for that#but also as a Bartimaeus fandom girly SOMETIMES I JUST WONDER#I WONDER IF HIM PUTTING FANFICTION.NET (OUT OF ALL SITES) ON OFFICIAL BART SITE MEANS HE ACTUALLY WENT THERE#which is again be careful lol#Bartimaeus#Bartseq#Bartimaeus sequence#Bartimaeus trilogy#(also I think he was asked about Bartolemy out of all ships like twice (nonneg) and his response was like#haha I wouldn't say I wrote them this way but anyway fun)#which is cool#bartimaeus#bartimaeus sequence#bartimaeustrilogy#the bartimaeus trilogy#bartimaeus trilogy#fandom stuff
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Clare is mischaracterized a lot lowkey because I think people love Clare for being an anxious lesbian so much that they instinctively craft a more palatable version of that trait onto her and it’s a shame because Clare is a fascinating little beastie. She is childhood friends with the likes of Erin and Michelle for a reason after all. She is arguably just as selfish as Erin /affectionate and just as impulsive as Michelle /affectionate it just is formed around the insane molten hot anxiety disorder inside her little lesbian brain. She thinks she’s better than them when in reality she is just as bad.
I’d argue she stays selfish /affectionate longer than Erin does. Until the final two episodes I fully believe Clare would have sold any of them up the river for a corn chip if that corn chip would save her skin. It’s often said that Clare and James hold the single brain cell but I think the truth is likely that Orla holds it and they just forgot to use it or hand it to someone cause they were going ham on a bag of sweets.
If you hate Erin for her selfish traits and just kinda forget that Clare is just as bad then idk what to tell you they’re birds of a feather.
#derry girls#erin quinn#michelle mallon#clare devlin#random dg thoughts at insomnia o’clock#also Clare would not be into Erin at all guys#and I say this with Erin being my baby girl#also lowkey Michelle is her type but idk if they’d have feelings for each other#so much as during Uni they fuck nasty once and then never speak of it again#one potential DG episode I would have pitched during the between season area#would be that Jenny asks Clare which of the Fuckhead Five she’d marry#Clare doesn’t even HESITATE to say James.#Not because she likes him that way literally just because in her words Jenny gave her no good options#and then Orla Michelle and Erin spend the entire episode#trying to woo Clare entirely for their own stupid egos#Clare: This is exactly why I picked James. Our lavender marriage would be so free of whatever this is.#James: *is just thankful he got picked* uwu#Michelle: I will not lose to my cousin I am going to seduce the FUCK out of Clare#Orla: Everyone knows I am the best partner. Survival of the fittest.#Erin: I’m her BEST FRIEND she should want to marry ME.
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