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#i ate the wall
neemso · 11 days
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You can't tell me he wouldn't have at least done it once
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turtleblogatlast · 25 days
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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anthyies · 7 months
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happy incarnation kim dokja will die at the hands of the person he loves the most tuesday
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NIKI LAUDA at the 1979 RACE OF CHAMPIONS
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pippuns · 2 years
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very glad pokemon arent real. i dont think i would have survived to adulthood.
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can we talk about how angel's taste in manilow is from darla. i'm dying to talk about how angel's taste in manilow is from darla.
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puppyeared · 4 months
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i wrote this as a joke because I wanted to strangle a guy watching tiktoks without headphones on the bus, but im genuinely disturbed that we've gotten to a point where convenience comes first. and it depresses me even more that its used to justify and monetize greed
#like we have so many ways of doing things that could help us in the long run but because we're told it requires more work we just cant#its too resource intensive. or maybe its too much to maintain. we have to overlook benefits so money can go into more important things#we teach each other to do things a certain way so it works for everyone but who was it convenient for first? what abt who it might hurt?#i have to wonder if the rules our current system uses is worth listening to or following if it doesnt have our best interests in mind. u an#me and the ppl around us.. would we be better off if i ate my meals knowing the person who grew it wanted to feed others the way they could#feed themselves? and that isnt to say we're going to be happy doing it but i guess satisfied that its helping someone instead of quietly#accepting that itll eventually go in the dumpster behind a grocery store because it stopped looking appetizing or it wasnt on sale anymore#what about building homes so we can shelter each other? what if we were satisfied with what we did because we knew it would be paid back#with kindness? isnt that what we evolved to do?? heal each others bones and tell stories and help each other??#why dont houses come with solar panels or generators unless we find a way to make people pay to use the sun? why is our pooled money used#to fund genocides instead of education and hospitals? whose interests and convenience came first when we started this??#i wont pretend to know the answer because i dont. but we all know we're miserable and im sorry to say that i cant see myself fighting#for a world that wont fight for me too. why do we work if we cant live from it?? why did they stop us from plucking more teeth from our#bosses until they could build more walls around themselves and then go back to underpaying us??#im so tired. i cant even imagine making it to age 70#yapping#vent
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foibles-fables · 1 month
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pure solace.
(📸: @maybirdie, HFW PC photomode tools mod)
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puzzlevisionstv · 6 months
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thy-valhallen · 20 days
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can we talk about how, in damn near every Batfam fic, we have to banish Alfred for a while for a good chunk of plots to happen? Like, damn, I really want Dick to have to take care of sick Jason and Tim alone, but damn it, Alfred's there and responsible! gramps has to go. or hiding an injury, or nearly any character interaction based angst has to happen out of Alfred's line of sight, or he has to go visit the fuckin Queen's grave or something, because he's just too smart and emotionally available for angst to happen, and we want angst, damn it!
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genghisthebrain · 18 days
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pry the glee cast sit down you're rocking the boat from my cold dead hands
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rice-ballin · 5 months
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some doodles i made recently that lives rent free in my head
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yeah you can tell how much i like these goobers
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HOLD FAST MOM???????????
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escargoonie-goo · 11 months
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I made this in the middle of the night
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majikdog · 11 months
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Fuck it. GIR dance party
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oxygenpdf · 10 days
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Still laughing at the one race where an Aston Martin and Ferrari made almost every car on the track eat shit, then two seconds later Pierre and Ocon send each other into a wall with no aide from the Aston Martin nor the Ferrari.
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