anyone else a little weirded out by one of the first things sonia and rauru did was putting zelda in a little white maiden uwu dress even though the clothes she arrived in didnt seem damaged or dirty at all and fit her much better
(also that dress is way less practical for a battle against a super powered evil guy)
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hm butcher should fuck soldier boy not because it makes any sense but purely because it would be personally funny to ME. oh mr-i-hate-supes-more-than-anything-they-ruined-my-fucking-life-and-they-all-need-to-die who's actually friends with 2 supes on his super not so secret team of vigilantes (he'd kill himself before he'd ever admit that tho) and literally just had sex with another supe after shooting up temp v like what?? 4 times???? I need them to hook up because it would be insane and soldier boy IS awful and it would only be fitting for the determined, self-righteous anti-hero protag to be so Confused that he literally fucks the walking talking personification of everything he hates about supes and what he's dedicated his life to destroying. this doesn't make any sense and is mostly a joke but also it's not.
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that broke unemployed guy has been sending me multiple messages trying to reject me after I already rejected him, it's been multiple hours..... like dude get a grip
It's amusing how men can hear a "you're nice but that doesn't sound intentional enough for me, but that's fine, I can tell we'd connect great as platonic friends though, also I am busy on the days mentioned" and think that requires any further messages
their egos are fragile.
anyway i think to myself, "we are dodging mutual bullets! i like men with money who are willing to worship the ground i walk on, you like down-to-earth girls who are able to date your unemployed poly ass!"
I already have a roster of platonic and romantic connections who can get me food and movie tickets, I'd rather not have one more that can do even less, but I appreciate the offer!
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