#i cant NOT fuck him

[makerscockandballs]

oh cool *biting fist with barely disguised lust*

[mernoid]

i love my loser boyfriend so fucking much

[dittolicous]

me: OKAY, i got all her favorite items, know all her heart events, im SO prepared - nami get ready to be wooed! but first, i need some seeds.

matthew: oh, hey. um not like i want to or anything but if you need help with your crops, im here. yeah. no? cool thats fine. not like i wanted to help you. (rushes off like a flustered schoolboy)

me:.... gdi

[polycharismas]

i Have to edit aventurine to mami soy tu vaquero when hes officially released

[zealli]

I literally cannot stop thinking about brian pasternack

[fagrackham]

HIS FUCKING LICENSE PLATE IS “RIDL LUVR”????

[nedsseveredhead]

Cid Garlond 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[lumbirdjack]

GAY SINGLE FATHER? GAY SINGLE FATHER? GAY SINGLE FATHER? GAY SINGLE FATHER? GAY SINGLE FATHER? GAY SINGLE FATHER?

[aesetically-simps]

Back to being a freak on the side

I LOVE SIR CROCODILE!!!!!!

[flora-bigs]

siobhan and volo getting along because theyre both airhead bards......

[makerscockandballs]

babygirl

[motokikos]

Motojirō just got home covered in building dust and blood. Incredible.

[7roaches]

sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea

[lieu-rey]

first meeting

[derbophobia]

thinking abt the episode where frenchie was confirmed to getting strapped down by a hot girl who put a collar on him. [gulps so loud like so fucking loud]

[p4nishers]

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down