#ok 10 min later im back

[7roaches]

sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea

[modernmutiny]

Look. Look. I know I'm an irredeemable flirt okay i know but at some point ppl have to realize that I'm like that with literally everyone, right? Bc if one more fucking friend of mine gets mad bc i don't want to fuck them just bc i flirted I'm gonna FUCKING LOSE IT

[lizzieislife94x]

Professor Olsen (e.o)

LizziexFem Reader

Lizzie is your professor your the student of legal age ofc let's say y/n is 19 and lizzie is 25

GirlxGirl

If you want to request something message me and I'll happily do my best for you, feedback is appreciated so I know if you guys like these or not.

Y/ns POV:

"I'm up IM UPPPP!!!" I yell at my roommate as I roll out of bed she can be a fucking pain in the ass would 10 more minutes in bed have been to much to ask "y/n you can't be late you have professor Olsen's test today as do I so get your ass up and ready or I'm leaving without you" I moan and I get ready I really should get my fucking licence because this bitch is annoying me I love her really she's my best friend but when you wake me up rudely it pisses me off, I grab my bag and phone and head to the kitchen to get a bottle of water and turn to my roommate "ta da better seriously take a chill pill we still have 45 minutes we'll be there in plenty of time calm your tits " she rolls her eyes and grabs the car keys "let's go dickhead I'm not getting yelled at because you can't be bothered getting out of bed, maybe you like to be yelled at by pro Olsen because you wanna rail her and think it's sexy I on the other hand do not" I follow her to the car not saying anything this bitch really outing me I can't help but laugh as we sit in the car and I look over at her and she laughs as well.

it takes us roughly 30 mins to get to campus leaving plenty of time toget to class. As I walk in with my friend I take my seat at the front of the class if you knew how hot she was you'd sit here too "morning professor " I say with a huge smile as she turns to face us "morning girls great to see you here on time I hope your prepared for the test later" I let out a nervous chuckle "uh yeah totally professor Olsen" I mean I did study but got distracted by the thought of professor Olsen will I pass I have no idea as the day goes on we're almost at the end of the day and I get up walking over to her desk "done professor " I say handing my test to the goddess infront of me "thank you miss L/N please take a seat and try not to disturb the rest of the class" I nod and head back to my seat and start annoying my friends sending me into a fit of laughter "miss L/N that's detention stay after class one more sound out of you ill make it the full week"

she says in a series tone and I find myself in a flustered state that shouldn't have been as much of a turn on as it was fuck, I gulp and nod looking at her trying to hide my flustered state I slowly sink down on my seat keeping my eyes on my shoes after 40 minutes the bell goes and we all stand to leave as I'm talking to my friends a chill is sent down my spine "miss L/N where are you going take a seat you can see your friends later once your done here" I look at my friends who laugh and tease as I sit back down and the classroom empties slowly "professor Olsen how long do I have to stay" I almost whisper "until I say otherwise young lady now come over here and take a seat you can help me sort these tests into alphabetical order ' I nod and walk over taking a seat beside her and I start to sort the paperwork fuck this is gonna take forever I let out a huff "oh I'm sorry am I inconveniencing you miss l/n" she states with a dominating tone to her voice

"fuck..." I whisper clearly turned on and she raises her eyebrow at me unsure of her next words "miss l/n did that excite you" she asks sliding her pen into her mouth biting gently with a smirk "uhh I umm" she keeps her eyes burned to me "words y/n words use your big girl words" I gulp and play with my fingers "yes ok yes it did professor Olsen" she giggles and bites her lip "well maybe you can get out of detention a little quicker if you help me " I look at her confused as she sits back in her chair and spreads her legs and my eyes instantly snap to her spread legs "professor Olsen don't play don't start something you can't finish " I smirk licking my lips slowly "oh baby I never start something I can't finish now on your knees let's see if that tounge is good for something other than chatting during my test time" I let out a moan and drop to my knees crawling over to her as she pulls her skirt up over her waist as I run my hands up and down her thighs working to her panties I can see the visible wet patch in her panties I slowly run my finger up and down her slit over her panties earning a sexy moan from the older woman above me

"that feels...that feels good y/n" I bite my lip and pull her panties to the side sliding my fingers through her wet folds savouring the feeling of her wet cunt "don't..fucking tease me y/n" she almost yells and I smirk "I'm sorry professor Olsen" I slide my fingers inside her tight cunt and moan at the way she hugs my fingers so well and the moan she let out let's me know she enjoys it tooI start sliding my fingers in and out at a slow place as I latch my lips around her puffy clit swiping my tounge every few seconds just to hear the whimpers leaving her mouth "just like that baby fuck yes don't...stop" she breaths out as I up my pace of my fingers and moan against her clit as she grips my hair tight "shit that's the spot fuck y/n I'm gonna cum" I thrust my fingers faster until her walls squeeze my fingers signalling she's close to cumming I instantly pull my fingers out and slide my tounge in replacing my fingers as she pushes me further into her I feel her release all over my face and lap up every sweet sweet bit of cum she gives I slide my tounge out and look up at the older woman with her head back and thin layer of sweat over her head and face I smirk "was that good enough professor " I giggle slightly as she looks at me smiling "fuck yes I think...I need to...keep you back more often " I get back into my seat and bite my lip "maybe I'll just purposely get detention everyday"I stayed to help her with the tests and after an hour I bid my goodbye to the older woman excited for the following day of school for the first time in a long time maybe school isn't that bad after all.

 AN: just a quick update to keep the book up to date also my anxiety has me awake so feel free to message with requests and ill do them right away feedback Is appreciated and welcome good or bad let me know if you enjoy them word count is 1.3k for this chapter  (who doesn't love a good ol professor Olsen fic)

[sh0tanzz]

Hii i dont know my question eated but how Riize would react if their partner wont say it love you back, thank you 🤷🏻‍♀️

these are just headcanons guys !!!

Shotaro

notices right away and attempts to not take it personal and considers oh maybe they forgot or didn’t hear me say it first but then he’ll think too hard about it and will have to bring it up as carefully as possible would probably be lowkey indirect like “yk someone keeps forgetting things 🤨”

Eunseok

I mean I’d hope he’d notice and if he did he most likely wouldn’t take it personally and would shrug it off but if he did notice it would take him a minute to say anything unless you did it again he’d then have the urge to say something and would ask if you’re good (pls cave and admit you’re joking bc if not his idgaf-itis will crank up)

Sungchan

his eye would twitch probably. KIDDING he’d notice and bring it up straight up like “uuummm 😀” then he’d ask you why you didn’t say it or he’d assume he did something wrong and would think back to the entire day and try to make up for something he never did 😭 or he’d try to win the idgaf war (he fails)

Wonbin

he’d either:

[texts a paragraph on if you’re mad at him and that if you’re not to stop being childish]

or

[suddenly sits directly by you on the couch side eyeing you until you cave]

Seunghan

suddenly becomes so clingy and lovey dovey out of nowhere I mean he’s always lovey and playful with you but after you don’t say I love you back he’d think you’re upset or something happened (or that you’re mad at him 😭) and would just start being so clingy and touchy like pls say it back

Sohee

Im going to keep it very real….I do not think he’d take it that seriously and would know that you’re fucking with him 😭 but let’s say it did irk him he’d either go on a long childish rant or would have a very obviously fake attitude about it and would pretend to mope

Anton

idk why this is so funny but Anton would literally just stare at you waiting to say it back and when you didn’t he’d be like “ok then” leaves comes back 10 mins later like “👁️ say it back” and if you still didn’t similar to Sohee he’d yap about you not saying it back until you did

[slasherslave44]

Our love will never grow old.

Summary: you and rocket have been together for four years now. He decides to spend sometime with you after almost dying.

warning: cussing , some drinking , spelling errors , fluff , Non-canon

Pairing: Rocket x GN!reader

You were doing some chores around your house. You know like cleaning , organizing , staring at a wall. You decided to do some work after. You were helping rocket with plans for the schools and such for the kids. The kids look up to you as a mother. They even call you mother in their language. You loved those kids dearly and they loved you.

You start some 2000s music since that was your shit. You laid the plans out and a note book , poured a glass of scotch and got to work. A hour later the song Umbrella by Rihanna comes on and somehow you began to think about how you and rocket met. You both met in prison, you got in for stealing some crystals to power a weapon you had made. You never knew how rocket got in he never told you.

You two ended up as cell mates and boy did you guys argue at first. Well more of he yelled and pissed him off more because you kept calm , you never yelled back and you just made snarky comment the whole time just to piss him off more. You were use to this because you apart of the avengers for sometime and became like daughter to Tony, so much so he adopted you because why not. After a while you were laying on the top bunk one night and just started talking to rocket. You told him you knew he came from the High Evolutionary and that you went there to. You were a study to them, they found out you couldnt die . They wanted to see how many thing you could survive and boy was it alot. You knew Lylla as soon as she was made. You had comforted her that night and made her feel better. You were only six at the time. Now you had told Lylla that she should pick a name and I gave her a couple names. She had picked Lylla and you always thought it was a gorgeous name. You eventually got tooken away once they found out how dangerous you actually were.

SInce then you and rocket became good friends and evetually became apart of the guardians. You guys didnt get together until you guys got kidnapped by the ravengers. You knew them to after being one of them for 4 years. It was after you left terran after being an avenger for 10 years. Yondu was like your space dad and quill was like your big brother. You and rocket have been through a roller coaster of emotions since then.

Suddenly avril lavgine came on and you began to think of when you almost lost rocket. You were so scared. You wouldnt leave his side until you all had to go save rockets life. You had stayed with him when quill and nebula went to go to the High Evolutionarys headquarters on counter earth. When you almost lost him your whole being changed in a second. It made you realise how much rocket has impacted your life.

You were pulled from your thoughts when your door opened. You turned to see your loving racoon. You smiled at him. " Hi love, what are you doing here so early? you normally come at night." He smiled alittle sighing. "Can a guy not take break erey once in a while?" You just playfully rolled your eyes and continue to work on the plans. " whatever you say."

He looked at you for a min and you could feel his eyes burning into the back of your head. You turn back to look at him, making direct eye contact. " Rocket are you ok ? youre acting alittle weird." He sighed " ya im alright, just alittle out a it , I did just almost die a few weeks ago." You hummed not believing him. You didnt like to push too much knowing he will get mad. But you felt like prodding so you did. " Fair but I know thats not it. Now come on rocket you can tell me. I wont make fun of you I swear."

He sighed dropping his head alittle. He knows better than to try and ignore you when youre like this. " I just mmss you mk." You stared at him. "you what?" He sighed " I jus' missed you mk" you smiled at him. " aww rocket I missed you too" you could see his lips curl alittle.

Its not often rocket is like this. You decided to enjoy this moment. You got up and walked over to him. He didnt move which was a good sign. You kissed the top of his head and hugged him. You prepared for him to try and back away but he didnt. Instead he leaned into your touch and nuzzled his head into your neck. You smiled as you held him closer. You backed away and put your hands on his face. He nuzzled his head into your hand. You giggled alittle at his action. After a while of this he closed the space between you with a kiss, in which you happily returned.

"I love you y/n." he said gazing into your eyes. You smiled even more" I love you too rocket." You both went and laid on the couch holding eachother until you both fell asleep.

It wasnt often that these moments happen but when they do , its glorious.

[luthien-under-bough]

signature - Daemon Targaryen x Rhaenyra Targaryen

Not Rated, 1225 words, Text fic, Prompt Fic, Modern AU

Summary:

Daemon gets drunk on a boys' night out - and decides to demonstrate his love for Rhaenyra in a rather permanent way.

Written for the HotD Summer Snippets & Stories prompt event.

Prompt word: signature

Italics is Daemon Bold is Rhaenyra

friday, 3:45pm

do i have to go yes rather stay home with you im not staying home im going out with laena ;) you know what i mean brat oh stop, you’ll have fun plus laenor and the boys need an old man to show them how it’s done im having 3 drinks max then im coming home whatever you say, love and dont think ill forget that 'old' comment youll pay for that later oh im counting on it :) now get back to work!

friday, 6:00pm

how do i look? [ATTACHMENT: (1) IMAGE] oh fuck you are you SURE i cant convince you stay home?? 0:) have fun old man xx

friday, 7:14pm

im the only one here why is no one ever on time being early is very uncool im not early! im punctual! if youre on time youre early need to be at least 15 min late im rolling my eyes so hard right now oh heres laenor and harwin finally laenor is already pissed LOL laena says hi [ATTACHMENT: (1) IMAGE] tell laena she needs to teach her brother how to hold his liquor

friday, 8:10pm

this pub smells like piss and regret im too old for this shit loosen up baby take a couple shots cant even remember the last time i did a shot all the more reason to do one! youre a bad influence i learned from my uncle ;) your uncle sounds hot oh he is he does shots, too does he? mmhm cmon, ill send a pic of my tits if you do

friday, 8:16pm

[ATTACHMENT: (1) IMAGE] atta boy believe im owed a tit two, even patience!

friday, 8:21pm

[ATTACHMENT: (3) IMAGES] fuck now im hard prove it

friday, 8:25pm

[ATTACHMENT: (2) IMAGES] mm maybe i shouldve stayed home still time ditch laena say the word ill leave right now think i like the idea of u having a wank in a pub bathroom instead fucking tease yeah. what are you gonna do abt it? :) adding to the list of things to punish you for fair i deserve a firm spanking ;) youll get more than that

friday, 9:11pm

well?? did u cum? in the bloody bathroom stall? im not an animal rhaenyra tsk tsk wheres ur sense of adventure come here and ill show you wouldnt dream of crashing boys night what if i beg i do like when u beg so is that a yes...? have another drink ;) youll regret saying that when youre holding my hair back later

friday, 9:57pm

kept doing shots terrible idea think im drunk now thats the spirit! harwin wants to go to a strip club have a lapdance i like when u come home all riled up ;) dont need a lapdance for that can just look at that pic of your tits again flatterer its true. best tits in all of westeros what abt essos? dont be greedy :'(ok ok best tits in all of essos too. and sothoryos and ulthos while were at it thats more like it :)

friday, 10:46pm

see8ng naked women ujst mkes me miss you :(( aww <3 how drunk are you?? lmao im serous tour so beuatiful i miss you[MISSED CALL: ♡Daemon♡]

friday, 10:48pm

sry love too loud here were at karaoke im up next gonna sing You're So Vain is rhat about me i bet you think so ;)

friday, 11:53pm

awful quiet over there u still alive? YES yes sintbe a brat Have s durprise for you layer oh gods laena just dropped me off heading to bed xx naked??? of course probe it

saturday, 12:02am

[ATTACHMENT: (3) IMAGES] i lvoe toy youre so fuscking hot sexiedt woman on esrth goodnight&lt;3

saturday, 1:40am

[MISSED CALL: ♡Daemon♡]

saturday, 1:41am

[MISSED CALL: ♡Daemon♡]

saturday, 1:42am

[MISSED CALL: ♡Daemon♡]

saturday, 1:45am

[ATTACHMENT: (2) IMAGES] WHAT IS THAT DAEMON! OMG ??? i love you baby xxxx i love you somuh much oh my god hahahaah you are going to be SO MAD at yourself tomorrow

saturday, 12:04pm

"About time you woke up. Thought you were dead." Daemon squints, the light sending a blinding pulse of pain directly between his eyes. He can barely lift his head, but he can see just enough to know he somehow made it into his own bed. His head is swimming, his mouth tastes like an ashtray, and he can tell by the way the sheets rub against him that he's completely naked. Beside him, slightly blurred, is Rhaenyra, wearing an undeniably smug grin. "How did I—" "Harwin poured you out of a cab around three a.m."  Harwin. Right. Boys' night with Harwin and Laenor. "Fucking hells, I drank way too much," Daemon groans, shoving his face back into the pillows. "That's not all you did," Rhaenyra says cryptically. Daemon lifts his head, craning his neck to get another look at Rhaenyra. She's smiling broadly, pointing a finger vaguely in the direction of his back. That's when he's hit with a stinging surge of pain in his lower back. Oh shit. Oh fuck.  "Don't worry, love. I took a photo. The ones you sent me were rather blurry."  Rhaenyra holds up her phone, right in front of his face. He blinks a few times, praying that each one might resest his brain and reveal that he's just imagining it—but the tingling sensation tells him it's very much real. A tattoo, right about his ass, in large, curling script: Rhaenyra "Oh my god." "That's what I said," Rhaenyra says. Daemon groans. Pieces of the night return to him in flashes: doing that first shot, then another, then another. Several anothers later and they were at a strip club. Somewhere around their third bottle of Veuve Clicquot, Daemon became convinced that he simply must get a tattoo in honor of Rhaenyra. And Laenor and Harwin apparently did nothing to talk him out of it. "What I'd like to know," Rhaenyra says, unable to keep the giddiness from her voice. "Is where you got my signature from? It's a perfect likeness."  That memory returns to him, too. A fragmented image of him waving a dinner receipt around like a lunatic. He sighs loudly. "I had a receipt in my wallet. From when we went to that Dornish restaurant. You paid." Rhaenyra laughs wickedly. "Oh, I can only imagine what it would have looked like had you not had a reference on hand."  "I'm going to kill Harwin," Daemon mutters. Rhaenyra sinks down beside him, stroking him lightly along his spine, careful not to disturb his fresh ink.  "Oh, come now. I rather like it." Daemon turns his head to the side to narrow his gaze at her. "You do not." "I do!" she insists, her eyes sparkling. "It's sweet. You love me so much you're willing to permanently disfigure yourself. Quite romantic, honestly."  Daemon can't help but laugh. "Suppose I'll keep it, then." "Yes, you have to. How else will the whole world know that you're mine?" Daemon reaches out to cup Rhaenyra's face. His beautiful wife. He strokes her cheek, and her smile outshines any other thought or feeling rattling around in his head. "In that case, it's only fair..." he trails off, raising an eyebrow. "What?" "You'll just have to get one to match." 

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[jen3nini]

Jealousy

Warnings:smut ig

Summary:Joo Seok-Hoon ignores u so u try and make him jealous

UGH seok plzzz pay attention to meeeeee y/n I’m busy leave me alone said seok plzzzzzz plzzzz you start to push him and begging for him to pay attention to u he got annoyed and pushed your hand away harshly and threw the chair and said DONT YOU SEE IM FUCKING BUSY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE I-I’m sorry I’ll g-go you ran out the classroom and Lee Min-Hyeok saw and heard everything and ran behind u u went to the bathroom and locked your self in one of the stall’s and Lee Min-Hyeok came inside the bathroom y/n y/n come it’s me you unlocked the stall and Lee Min-Hyeok started wiping your tears don’t cry y/n it’s ok why did he yell at me? He’s just mad abt something just forget abt it well I want to get him back he looked at u with a confused look and u said I want u to help me make home jealous ARE U CRAZY Y/N HE WILL SKIN ME ALIVE he said come on plzzzzzz no y/n I don’t wanna get killed plzzzzz u said with puppy eyes ahhh fine ok he said yayyyyy thank u then the bell rang and it was time to go home

AT HOME:

You’re trying to call Joo Seok-Hoo but he’s not answering than u open insta and you saw he posted something on story u clicked his story and u saw him taking a picture with Joo Seok-Kyung and Ha Eun-Byeol Yoo Je-Ni Bae Ro-Na Lee Min-Hyeok and they were at a party u felt so sad bc he didn’t invite u u called Lee Min-Hyeok

On the phone:

Lee Min-Hyeok:hey y/n what’s up

Y/n:we’re is Seok?

Lee Min-Hyeok:h-he is busy he’s studying

Y/n:ik your lying he’s at a party

Lee Min-Hyeok:if u knew then why did u ask me?

Y/n: I was testing u to see if u would tell the truth-anyways what are u guys doing?

Lee Min-Hyeok:we’re dancing chilling drinking

Y/n:what’s seok doing rn?

Lee Min-Hyeok: he’s talking with eun byeol

Y/n: ok I gotta go bye

Lee Min-Hyeok: seeya

Y/n pov:

I can’t believe he’s at a party and didn’t invite me his he seriously still mad at me u said to yourself u were silent for a moment and realized that the party was at the penthouse you decided to join them and make seok jealous u finished getting ready and went to the penthouse upstairs and knocked at the door and Yoo Je-Ni opened the door and she looked at u weirdly and said umm y/n are u really trying to get killed today you know seok doesn’t like u to wear reviling clothes wdym I’m only wearing top a with skirt on I said ya a really reveling top and skirt she said whatever I walked in and saw Lee Min-Hyeok hey- are u serious y/n u really trying to get a killed Ik I’m not allowed to wear this but I’m trying to make seok jealous I said then seok came in the living room holding hands with eun byeol it really heart broke u bc he used to hold your hand like that Lee Min-Hyeok saw how sad you are then he said wanna dance with a smile you guy’s danced and u saw how mad seok is u smirked it then been 10 minutes and u and Lee Min-Hyeok got tired and you guys took a break and sat in the couch and then u looked at seok and u saw him darkly smirk u were so confused then eun byeol started flirting with seok and the way she was touching his hand drove u so mad u then u started talking with Lee Min-Hyeok and u saw how eun byeol was touching his face and neck u were super mad and you pushed yourself onto Lee Min-Hyeok and you heard seok getting up he pulled you away from Lee Min-Hyeok harshly he then took u to his room and locked the door and pushed u on the bed s-seok shut the fuck up he said he took of his clothes and started to kiss u a-ah seok look at u he scoffs what a slut u know very well I told u not to wear stuff like this why did u do u do it? U yelled at me and and ignored me so I wanted to make u jealous sorry princess I’m sorry but I’m still gonna punish u he took of your underwear and started to rub your clit oh fuck mhm shh princess u don’t want them to hear us do u? He started to play with your pussy and suck your boobs some time later he covered your body with his blanket and he kissed you and then u both went to sleep

The next day at school:

You were finishing your homework while seok was playing games on his phone then Lee Min-Hyeok came heyy y/n u oh heyy hyeok Hru he said I’m good that’s good and u seok? Seok glared at him hey I’m sorry abt yesterday it’s fine seok said are we cool? Yea seok said while getting up from his chair Lee Min-Hyeok got scared and ran screaming seok ran after him and everyone bursted out laughed don’t worry Lee Min-Hyeok I’ll do your homework after school you yelled laughing Lee Min-Hyeok came back and said u better then continued running

The end

idk what I wrote😭

Plz Don’t copy my work btw sorry if I misspelled anything

[winterrhayle]

rank red and lover and evermore

ok i should’ve expected this many☠️☠️☠️☠️

red (taylor’s version) this one is so difficult to rank bc its so LONG and tbh ive already changed my mind on the bottom rankings so ignore the numbers oh and im not ranking ronan bc. yeah.

i almost do - i literally could not tell you why but this has been my favourite song from red for a long long time,, probably because i’ve never gotten over anything ever

better man - WHY WASNT THIS ON THE ORIGINAL ALBUM😭😭😭😭😭😭

the moment i knew - AND IT WAS LIKE SLOOOWWW MOTION STANDING THERE IN MY PARTY DRESSS IN REEEEED LIPSTICK QITH NO ONE TO IMPRESS ok this song was always in my top 3 for red but atw10 really elevated it bc of all the references

the very first night - why are the vaults so GOOOD OMG this song is so fun and has such silly energy i love it

forever winter - this song is so devastating but also if i ignore the lyrics the horns make it a bop????

all too well 10 min version - what can i say it’s ALL TOO WELL. AND I WAS NEVER GOOD AT TELLING JOKES BUT THE PUNCHLINE GOES I’LL GET OLDER BUT YOURE LOVERS DTAY MY AGE

nothing new - phoebe bridgers makes me feel things. also i should now find this song and the fear of getting older relatable bc i’m literally ‘the kinda radiance you only have at seventeen’

babe - the sugarland version is good but taylor’s is so much better and i love the added ‘what about your promises promises’ thing

red - WHEN THE DRUMS COME IN OMGGGG ,, oh also random anec dote one time when i was 9 or 10 my teacher asked me for an example of a metaphor so i used one of these lyrics

i bet you think about me - I LOVE COUNTRY TAYLOR AND I LOVE SASSY TAYLOR (aka fearless taylor)

treacherous - that part where shes like 'i'll follow you follow you home' is so funny bc like girl are u a stalker or something😭

state of grace - for some reason i specifically LOVEE sreaming the lyrics 'twin fire signs, four blue eyes' even though i am a pisces with BROWN EYES???? (also this is one of the many rerecordings that sounded better in the og version,,, i only play tv though)

all too well (normal length version) - this one was top 3 before red tv was released but for some reason the new vocals dont hit the same😔i would still consider it to be a perfect song though,, atw is THAT GIRL 13/10

the last time - if u dont try to sing both parts of this and mess up then ur lyyyinnggggg

everything has changed - not 2 be a sheerio (i am NOT ONE) but the ed sheeran x taylor collabs on this album are so cuteeetetete and im obsessed with how the kid actors from this mv were used for joker and the queen mv like a decade later

22 - in 5 years this song will be on REPEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!AH OHHHHH I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IM FEELIN TWENNY TWOOOOO

run - this is giving i know places and i loveeeee it 10/10 i love it when she collabs with ed within his musical range (this is a diss to endgame)

come back ... be here - THE BRIDGE. i love pretending that my (non existent) lover has flown allll the way to london soo far away from me (london is an hour drive from my house) and i am BREAKING DOWN BECAUSE MY MAN ISNT HERE (im literally a lesbian)

sad beautiful tragic - ok i dont ever actively search for this song but when it comes on i will listen to the whole thing every time. i think i said this about hoax but this is the type of sadness i craaave

holy ground - the forever & always > better than revenge > last kiss > holy ground > invisible string (that one line about the babies and presents) pipeline is one of my favourite things in the swiftverse ever everrrrr love u joe jonas

i knew you were trouble - remember that goat meme? yeah🥹

the lucky one - whoever said this song is evelyn hugo is so CORRECT.

we are never everrrrrr getting back together - I LOVE THIS SONG BUT SHE BOTCHED IT IN THE 2021 VERSION LMAOOOO RIP (ALSO SHOUT OUT TO THE ROCK VERSION OF THIS <333333)

begin again - this was such a perfect closing song for the standard edition of the album,, it ties off the whole break up album so well and it has her moving on to someone who treats her wife and ahhhhh

starlight - the 'have 10 kids and teach them how to dream' line rly catches me off guard sometimes😭 but i'll allow it

stay stay stay - THE PEOPLE WHO HATE ON THIS SONG DONT GET ITTTT. THE 5 MINUTE CRAFTS MUSIC IS CAMP. YOU CAN PRIZE STAY STAY STAY OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

message in a bottle - this song is so 2012 where was this in the og album😒😒😒😒 it could have been one of the greats with ikywt,wanegbt,22 but whatever (same with the very first night S.M.H)

girl at home - i didnt like the og version, and i know a lot of people dont like the different production it has on the rerecording but i actually prefer it,,, but its my least favourite song on the album still. rip.

i started that ranking at 6:22am and now its 6:25pm. ITS BEEN 12 HOURS HELP WHY IS RED SO LONG anyway,,,,,

LOVEERRRRRRRR (aka one of my 3 stan albums) also not ranking soon youll get better for the same reasons as ronan ^

daylight - can i just say,, I KNOW THIS SONG TECHNICALLY DOESNT COUNT BEFORE BC TOE IS NO LONGER A THING BUT IGNORE THAT PLEASE FOR THIS ONE😭 ok this one has some of my favourite lyrics,, including 'i once believed love would be burning red, but its golden' ARE YOU KIDDDINGGGGG SHE INFLUENCED THE SONG AND ALBUM RED. AS IN SHE THOUGHT LOVE WOULD BE BURRRNIN REDDDD LIKE THE LYRIC. U KNOW THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT RIGHT (2 mins into red the song). OHH ALSO THE VOICE MEMO AT THE END IS SO ICONIC I WANNA GET 'YOU ARE WHAT YOU LOVE' TATTOOOOOOD ON MYSELF

the archer - one thing i will eat up every time is when a song is produces in a way that makes u feel anxious (either when theres build up with no beat drop/release OR when the drums are super threatening if that makes sense) eg, labyrinth and out of the woods. the archer is such a perfect song and i love the heartbeats that she puts in the bridge (reminds me of wildest dreams and youre losing me ahhhhhh) and whenever i see eras videos of this song people say they wish it wasnt on the set list and honestly i find that baffling. if i ever see that song live i will literally pass away AND if i go to eras i wanna dress up as the archer (cupid vibes)

miss americana & the heartbreak prince - can i just say IVE BEEN A STAN OF THIS SONG SINCE 2019 and it was my favourite from lover for years omg,, and when i saw she opened the eras tour with this one i was so happy bc its finally getting the recognition it deserves !!!!!

afterglow - this song is so criminally underrated and its one of the realest songs on the album,, like is shows that love isnt always perfect and thats such an important thing to know specially for delusional girls like me ohh also theres a few songs on lover that have very specific producion styles, its afterglow, daylight, cornelia street and all of the girls AND ITS MY FAVOURITE PRODUCTION STYLE IN HER DISCOGRAPHY its so light and airy and i cant describe it properly but i love it so much

lover - omg this was my top song on spotify wrapped 2021,, its like the textbook perfect love song and i love the vows in the bridge and i love(r) the 'we can leave the christmas lights till january' and i love the mundane romantic things like saving seats and letting your friends crash in the living room and ahahsuhfjsadlgajhdfhkasgdfhgas

cornelia street - ok unlike daylight, i literally cannon ignore how defesting this song is with the uhhh...,., recent events in the toe timeline, but honestly the existence of 'youre losing me' elevates this song even more with all of the parallels and irony and before this was a cutesie song about omg what if me and my lover break up but now its just a knife twisting in my heart and yeah. rip toe

its nice to have a friend - this was also one of my big stan songs in 2019,, the simplicity just drew me in and its such a sweet song and it reminds me of walking around after school in february where its still getting dark kinda early and u can see the sky turning pink and orange and yeah <3333333333333333 i know this song has its haters but they are all just cold hearted haters, what can i say

cruel summer - IMDRUNKINTHEBACKOFTHECARANDICRIEDLIKEABABYCOMINGHOMEFROMTHEBARSAIDIMFINEBUTITWASNTTRUEIDONTWANNAKEEPSECRETSJUSTTOKEEPYOUANDISNUCKINTHROUGHTHEGARDENGATESEVERYNIGHTTHATSUMMERJUSTTOSEALMYFATEOHHHANDISCREAMEDFORWHATEVERITSWORTHILOVEYOUAINTTHATTHEWORSTTHINGYOUEVERHEARTHELOOKSUPGRINNINGLIKETHEDEVIL

all of the girls you loved before - LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND COMPARE IT WITH PERMANENT MARKER, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOW SHE THINKS OF EXES THEN AND NOW IS SO FUNNY

i think he knows - this song makes me feel so silly and michevious idk why likeeeeee im listening to it right now and i feel like i wanna go annoy everyone in my houseee

ME ! - ok i know what u guys are gonna say BUT I DONT CARE. I AM A ME STAN. IF U DONT LIKE THIS SONG UR BORING AND HAVE NO FRIENDS SORRYYYYYYYY like yeah its cringe, yeah the lyrics are corny, but you know what??????? BABY THATS THE FUN OF ME (!) HE HE HEEEE the only valid critisism of this song is the inclusion of brendon urie and tbh that is valid i agree she should have made me (!) the feature

death by a thousand cuts - the way she put in the my my my my from the song lover is so rude and criminal bc why would she do that to me :( and i know this song is sad but imma be dancing around to that bridge idc idc

paper rings - omg this one is so nostalgic,,, i remember my ex gf used to make paper rings because of this song and she taught me and a bunch of our friends at school how to make them it was so fun,,, this was the song i associated with us once upon a time and now we're not a couple anymore but yk what???? i dont find this song sad its all good memories and me and her are still besties so whateverrrr *PAPER RINGS SUPREMACY*

london boy - THIS SONG >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EVERYTHING BECAUSE LIKE SO MANY SONGS ON THIS ALBUM ITS SO UNSERIOUS AND A GOOD TIME,, IF YOU GET IT YOU GET IT!!!!!!! ALSO IT HITS DIFFERENT WHEN UR ENGLISH (taylor says she loves us <33333333) also shout out to these very iconic parts : 'we can go drivin in, on my scootuh' and 'pubwe' 'darling i fancy you' and its so funny how she literally just lists a bunch of places in london and its seems london until you put all of the locations in google maps and it makes the shape of a heart <3333333333

false god - that saxaphone😫😫😫😫 i rly hope taylor does more jazz in the future bc this song is so amazing

you need to calm down - shade never made anybody less gay FR,, like i said before, im a lesbian and this song makes me wanna tell everryyybody and its such a sillly fun song love love love,, i wish it was longer though

need - YEAHH IM DOING UNRELEASED TOO IDC,, i have this downloaded (very legally) on my spotify bc i (need)ed it very much and ill do it again. this shouldve been on the actual album #justiceforneed2023

the man - okayyyyyyy i diss this song often but i love it really,,, its so #millenialgirlboss

i forgot that you existed - ok i get the message and the whole idea of moving on from reputation idea but did it really have to be the album opener 😭 if somebody plays this album without having heard anything else from taylor and they hear 'in my feelings more than drake so yeah' THEY WILL LITERALLY NEVER LISTEN TO HER AGAINNNN ill allow it because its funny and im a satire girlie but taylor why couldnt you open the album with cruel summer☠️ screaming

evermoree

gold rush - ok guys you know how i feel about winlet and this song YOU KNOWWW THIS. gold rush is my all time most played song on spotify, and its so perfect and magical and if u listen to the dolby atmos stems theres some really nice drums and the 'my mind turns your life into folkloorreeeee' like is SO meta i love her for that

cowboy like me - con artists falling in love????? COUNT ME IN. ohh and i feel like im gonna do this a lot on this album but i have some lyrics that i neeeed to give a shout out to : 'and the skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to f*ck this up' , 'now you hang from my lips like the gardens of babylon, with your boots beneath my bed, forever is the sweetest con' imagine being able to write like that likee damn girl

'tis the damn season - im so obsessed with how this song is the other perspective from the song dorethea,, this is honestly the song i listen to the most every december bc its just the perfect holiday song for me

ivy - I CANT EVEN SHOUT OUT LYRICS HERE BECAUSE THE WHOLE SONG IS LITERALLY GOD TIER LYRICISM. WHO LET HER DO THIS. HOW DOES ONE JUST WRITE ALL OF THIS???????????????? TS > SHAKESPEARE

marjorie - this song is such a beautiful one and its my mums favourite and she always tells me to play it when i have the aux 🥹 when taylor plays this at the eras tour and that part with marjories opera singing plays and u can see taylor crying i just wanna bawl my eyes out

evermore - every few months i rediscover this song and its so perfect and the part in the bridge where the intensity is building and bilding and in the line 'you were there' her voice softens and the whole feeling of anxiety just subsides andaahhhhhhhassdbfkssf , same energy as ootw where the bridge is super fast and anxious and the end shes like 'you were lookin at me' and her voice softens there too, its such a cool thing to do vocally and it rly tells u the perspective the song is from with her spiraling and her lover kinda pulling her back into the present (its giving jacinter energyy)

willow - for literally no reason whenever i hear this song i think of a mermaid and a pirate falling in love,, and theyre both lesbians (i dont make the rules thats just how it is ok) 'wait for the signal and i'll meet you after dark' the only logical conclusion to be drawn from this is that the mermaid and pirate are sneaking around bc mermaids and pirates hate eachother,, like romeo and juliet,,,, like ariel and eric. do u see the vision. do u see the forbidden love. yeah u get it (i know it says thats my man in the song but im choosing to ignore that) (ALSO IM NOT A GAYLOR THIS IS JUST HOW I LIKE TO THINK OF THE SONG LOL)

champagne problems - the fact that she wrote this with joe is insane like how do u sit with ur bf and write a breakup song like this as a fictional thing,, and then break up for the reason in said song 3 years later?????? wild😭

right where you left me - DELUSION ANTHEM 🗣🔊💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

tolerate it - man this song is depressing,, like u know how the song ends with 'i sit and watch you' thats because its repeating the fist line of the song. as in shes in a loop. as in she has all these thoughts and realisations and then realises she has to leave and then ends up right where she started and stays. deep.

no body, no crime - OHH IMAGINE SITTING ROUND A CAMPFIRE SINGING THIS ONE ITS SUCH A FUN MURDER STORY LOVEEE IT

coney island - the bridge with all the references 😫 'were you standing in the hallway, with a big cake, happy birthday / and they're all standing around me singing "happy birthday to you but there was one thing missing' , 'did I paint your bluest skies the darkest grey? / you paint me a blue sky then go back and turn it to rain' , 'and when I got into the accident the sight that flashed before me was your face / remember when you hit the brakes too soon? .... but when the sun came up, I was looking at you' , 'but when I walked up to the podium, i think that I forgot to say your name' / this ones about calvin harris but there isnt a song about it,, but she does talk about this in the miss americana documentary

long story short - this song is literally the whole of reputation summarised its so good

dorothea - this ones the betty of the album,, the simple acoustic part of a song parinng / group, like ive said i love it when she returns to her roots and releases things reminiscent of debut

its time to go - I HATE YOUUUU SCOOTER

happiness - this one is very sad but a little uplifting i guess, i find it so sweet how taylor writes songs for abigail (fifteen and this) to help her get through things

closure - ok i know this is at the bottom of my ranking but i actually really like this song a lot,,, the production is what people hate but i love how its all chaos, representing the whole drama with the breakdown in taylor and scooter / karlies friendships and then the piano comes in smoothly THROUGH the chaos, which reminds me of taylor just ignoring all that drama and being able to move on while theyre still just bothering her in the background

BEA. THIS TOOK AGES I HATE YOU HAHAHAHH

[unbeleevable]

OMG OK SO I TOLD MY REALLY CLOSE FRIEND (WE JUST GOT BACK IN CONTACT WR CALL LIKE EVRY DAY) THAT I LIKED TKLS A FEW DAYS AGO IT WAS ON MONDAY I THINK AND HAD TO BARE SEEING HIM TUESDAY (I DO ONLINE SO I DONT GET TO SEE PPL OFTEN BUT I SAW HIM FOR OPEN HOUSE DAY) AND EARLIER THIS MORNING I CALLED HIM AND HE SAID !!THE WORD!! LIKE 10 TIMES HE KEPT PRETENDING LIKE HE WAS STUTTERINF AND STUFF AND SAID IT OVER SND OVER AND I JUST STAYED SILENT I COUDLNT /pos

HES SO MEAN /j

IM GONNA DIE AND HE SCREENSHOTTED WHEN I MESSAGED HIM SAYING SMTH TKLED LAST NIGHT CUZ I WAS UP LATE TEXTING HIM AND BEFORE HE ACTED LIKE HE DIDNT KNOW WHAT I SAID CUZ I UNSENT THE MESSAGE OF ME SAYING SMTH TKLED AND THEN LIKE FIVE MINS LATER HE SENT IT AND SAID "oh right this" AND I WAS SAYING HE WAS MEAN N STUFF IN A LIGHTHEARTED WAY AND HE WAS LIKE "why wtf" AND J WAS LIKE "YOU KNOW WHY THE THING I TOLD YOU ABT A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO" AND BRO JUST WENT "oh yeah"

i gotta see him again tmrw 🥲 i'm not complaining tho in all honestly i rly love him and he gives rly good hugs <3

THAT'S SO SWEET DUDE

ADORABLEEEEE!!!

[sashapearl23]

Thursday night was my first night back to audition..i get there at 10 pm. it was nice to see the entire staff pretty much still works there. It's a good sign. Tells you there's consistent money. Some dancers I recognized. I meet with the manager and she is the same from before. We both know this will be fast because i know the deal. It takes a while filling all the paperwork. I finally get done and I am free to be on the floor. I get on stage a dancer and a guy come tip me on stage. When I finished my set. I went to thank them, and then I walked around the club making small chit chat with some of the faces I recognized. I run into the dancer tht tipped me on stage earlier and this time she asks if im free for a dance. I say yes and the guy who tipped me is the one the dance is for. We all go upstairs. This girl, she was so beautiful, long black hair that teases the crease of her ass - she wears a sparkly garter around her stomach tht wraps around both of her thighs. She's rocking Grey socks and black leather boots all the way up past her knees. She looks like the Asian brats doll. Very sultry, curvy figure , ass so fat & tits to match. Her bra and panties set were black. She dressed very well. Said she's from Vegas originally and I can tell. She's intoxicating .. we do a double dance for her fiancee. She's so hot we are feeling on each other and him. I'm super turned on by now. I ask if they go to sex clubs and they're just exploring. I think to myself. I think they're so hot and I would love to go fuck them sometime and be in an orgy or like a foursome. I finished the dances. We exchange numbers then i go to fix myself up in the locker room. I go back outside n sit next to their friend. A very attractive man in his 40s. He asks if I want a drink. I ask for a vodka soda. At that time we are alone, the couple r no where to be found but thts ok I get the vibe they'll be back. We sit n talk n I get to know the single friend. After some time, I ask him if he wants a dance. I say that he doesn't even need to go to the dance area. I'll dance on him right here at his table. He says he would love to, but his ATM limit is reached and he has to wait until midnight.. I say ok. I look at my phone its 11:39 pm. I say hey thts only 20 mins away. So I sit n drink my drink and talk . The couple are back by now. They're so adorable . They get some beers and we all drink. We are talking the fiancee recommends me for a dance for his male friend. I say we already talked about it. We r waiting until midnight. We look at the time. It's 12:02 am. He says let me go to the ATM. I joke and I say lol! Don't be tht guy give it alittle more time so you know it goes thru . We all joke about it. And around 12:15 he goes.

He comes back I dance for him. He doesn't usually get dances so he wasn't particularly interested. He just kept handing me cash, as we chat. He even gave me cash for a nude I promised to send later. (I did).

The couple leave before 1 am. I finish my night with this awesome guy. We just chat and he gives me money 😁 I tease him with an ass shake sometime. I played his fav song on stage and he paid me handsomely.

The dj calls everyone out. I go to the back, change and go home. The Vegas dancer I met recommended day shift. So I decided that tomorrow I'll go into work earlier and see it for myself.

[yummypummy]

Best friend things(SMUT)

Warnings-spitting kink, chocking kink, pet names(slut)

Fingering, grinding, unprotected sex(WRAP IT BEFORE TAP IT)SMUT 18+ only,no minors

First story :)))

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You and Albert have been friends sense you were 5 and you got feelings the second you met him but up you have tried to fight them off but you just couldn’t help it. You have a journal about all the things you’d let him do to you and all the things you’d do to him. It was almost like an obsession over him. You also have a YouTube channel but you mostly just Collab with him.

You and him were planing on filming tonight. But you couldn’t keep your mind off you missing journal the last place you had it was at his place and was begging that you did not forget it over there but it just kept lingering in your mind that it could be. He was planning on picking you up in about 10 mins and you were ready you had sweats and a cropped tank top and a zip up hoodie you had your hair up in a pony tail with a hat and glasses cus you were blinder than a bat but besides that you looked fucking gorgeous. He texted you he was there, and you headed out to his car and to his house. “Hey alberto” “hey rat” you chucked and got in his car, on the way there you guys were planning the video and what you were going to do.

Once you were inside I raced him up to his filming place, i won of course his slow ass could never. “Ok first of all how have you been it feels like a million years sense I’ve last seen you.” Albert says “alright I guess lost a book but besides that I’m really good now that I’m here you?” “Im alright just bored with ideas and trolling but with you here I can troll even more now.” Omg this man “oh really” “yes really” you guys hop on Roblox and you guys play for about 1 hour and desire to film. “Omg Albert there’s a escape deodorant game I told you there would be one” “ok whatever it’s like one in a million games thats about deodorant like come on” “uhm ok look for yourself” you show him your screen and there’s a bunch in the description “wait what” he leans closer putting his hand on your thigh. You look over and see your Journal open on his bean bag. You go tense but try to act normal. A hours later and you guys are done playing Roblox for now, “hey have you seen my journal?” “Uhh witch one you have multiple” “my green one” “yea” “oh…where” “my desk when you left last time” I sat there blank faced just surprised I was about to ask…”I read it if that what you wondering” “I-uh you- I-uhm I’m sorry” “sorry for what darling, sorry for wondering what my hands feel like around your neck and thighs I wonder to” “wait what?” “I’ve been waiting for this for a while now” “you have?” “Yes I wonder how my fingers feel in tight cunt.” You just sat there flabbergasted by how strait forward he is with it. He pulls onto his lap, he then starts to kiss you, you kiss back both fighting for dominance he won. You pull back nipping at his bottom lip while doing this. He starts to move your hips back and forth you start doing this on command. You moan into his mouth, he smirks into the kiss, he puts his hand around your throat you moan loudly when he does this he just chuckles. Rolling your hips faster he grunts he starts kissing down your neck marking you. He looks up at me with those beautiful brown eyes.

Alberts pov:

I look up at her for consent and she nods I take off her shirt and I just take in all of what happening just staring at her she’s so beautiful with her hazel eyes and beautiful blond hair. I never want this to end “did I do something wrong.” She asks me in worried eyes I just shake my head and get back to work on her I take of her bra and I play with them for a little and she starts grinding again and I buck my hips at the unannounced friction and she chuckles and starts going harder and faster it’s driving me insane I need her now and always. “Fuck~ I need you” I say and she nods I pick her up and she chuckles a cute and honest one. I carry her to my room and lay her on my bed now I’m kissing from her mouth down to her breast and lastly to hey waist band of her sweatpants and if I’m being honest I’m nervous. I look up at her and she just nods “imma need more that just a nod hun.” “Please” she moans and it gives me chills. I take her pants off along with her underwear I could see how wet she was the glistening. I brought my fingers to her folds rubbing them back and forth she kept on whimpering and it was driving me insane, I went up and kissed her while I put two fingers in her cunt she moaned loudly into my mouth and I went faster “omg f-uck Im gonna omg” “you gonna cum huh you gonna cum around my fingers” “OMG yeeeeessss” I felt her cunt tighten around my fingers. My dick was at its hardest and pre-cum leaked. She sat on knees and takes my shirt off she kisses me all the way down to my waist band of my sweats I groaned in anticipation she took my pants down not taking my boxers off she then palmed me I groaned she pulled my boxers down she kissed my tip “fuck” she chuckles “I want you in me please” “for sure sweetheart” I push her down and pull her in by her thighs I run my tip over her folds she hisses I push in and she moans and it’s music to my ears. “Fuck your so tight” “yeaaaaa” “my little fucking slut” “yeeeesss all yours fuck all yours” she keeps moaning and it’s pushing me over the edge “fuck faster pleaseeee” “fuck I’m close” I went as fast as I could and all I could here were her moans and whimpers. “Omg” she screamed my name I made her cum before me. I didn’t stop there I kept ramming into her her legs were shaking I kept my hand around her neck, I was proud of my work so far. I spat in her face and if she moaned any louder in my ear I would have fallen over the edge. But I kept strong. She was screaming out my name, “fuck I’m close” go-nna cummm in my pussy” she says after finally checking out a sentence, I nod in response. “Fuuuuuccckkk” I came in her, we both were panting pretty loud. “ that was amazing.” She says catching my attention “that was more than amazing hun”………”does this mean we’re a thing now?” Y/n-“yea I mean if you want” “uh yea! That was like the best sex I have ever had!” Albert-“Wait really” y/n-“yea!” Albert-“That’s good”

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If you liked it please like and if you want more comment prob not the best on that I could have done but it’s that. But uhm yea

[lozzzzaaaaaa]

*S2 Spoilers*

Comforting to find that other people didnt think this season delivered because i finished it yesterday and was in tears at how bad it was?? I read the books after s1 came out and whilst i had my own gripes with those, overall i enjoyed, soc & ck especially. To my memory, s1 and book 1 were basically the same, with a few changes and i thought they did a good job of adapting it. But s2 was a mess. Dont get me wrong, on a baseline it was great- visually stunning, every single actor ate, Freddy Carter outshone imo it was his moment. Watching it as a fantasy tv show i had a great time, as a book fan i did not. The first half i enjoyed more, although at the back of my mind was “thats not how it happens” “thats not right” but these thoughts were hard to ignore esp in the last 2 eps. A lot of decisions were made that i think they’re going to have difficulty explaining later on- genya and david (absolutely devastated about him), Inej’s freedom before soc, and a lot of v poignant scenes in the books wont make sense anymore e.g. the dock fight in soc when kaz carries inej and other scenes have lost their significance.

One of my fave scenes in R&R is when the DL shows Alina the burning orphanage with Ana Kuya and Botkin really put everything into perspective about how bad his character is and the lengths that he’ll go to, delivering one of the best lines. But nothing in the show. That being said i am still a basic bitch who simply wants the content in her eyes so Wesper yes Kanej yes G&D amazing Tolya and Tamar can do no wrong so i was still freaking out but it felt sour afterwards. Nikolai/Sturmhond i liked, i was initially unsure about Paddy but he pulls it off well. Shame they couldnt have made him look different for the two characters but oh well.

The final battle in the fold was not at all like in R&R, my fave out of the 3, and reading it i was sobbing but with this i didnt really feel anything except annoyed. There’s so many things i can point out that have annoyed me but this would be a 1000 words long.

Ultimately i understand why they have done this- no ones safety is guaranteed at netflix and i have been burned by their cancellations before. But in the same way that some dont want a SOC 3 book so all characters are technically safe- i think i wouldve rather had a 2 season show done right rather than whatever they’re going to pull to fix it, pending renewal. Speaking of which- idk what Calahan has done to wrong the writers but he mustve had 10 mins of screentime this whole season they did him so dirty. Ok im sorry you had to read all that but i was going to combust. Let me know ur thoughts tho

[fstive]

001 -

⚠️ - fighting, streetfighting. mal and yn.. cursing, reader bites mal.. hospital, smoking, and blood

a/n : nothing

" hey leona? wanna come with me to work. please, pleaseee ill do anything.. just come with me this once?.." " no thanks.. "alright.. he said no multiple times so youd just stop pestering him at this point. So you'd just go to the store and get something for Leona, Ruggie,, and Yuu... n then go to the station, go eat. and yeah!? done.. [ go home and watch porn!??]

(setting change to store.)

- ah... what should I get for leona?.. - you thought to yourself , ** - you grabbed your phone from your bag, and answered it" HI YN!, HOW ARE YOU?! " 'oh Yukie, I'm doing alright . oh yeah! what would ya' like from th- " ruggie told me lolz!! " ' k so whaddya want? ' long moment of silence.. "monster and some candy ykwim.. heh.. " ok.. monster and candy.. You'd just pick for ruggie and leona.. and got yourself some ciggaretes - what the hell. $26.45.. suprisingly its lower than the gas prices.- .. a bit confused(?) you said " uh.. can i get some.. uhm, newport shorts? " ' are you , wtf ever questions came ' you gave the cashier your ID annoyed.. by your facial expressions of course. you left the store and sat in your car, starting it and finally leaving the gas station.

(setting change 2.. outside and inside the station)

Parking after a few mins , turning off your car as it started to rain.. You were glad you were in track, running into the station . drying off and grabbing ciggaretes from your bag, taking one out and putting it to your lips. grabbing a lighter and lighting the ciggarete. a few minutes later and more texting, your opponent finally came and you turned off your phone and got up. " You must be tora?. if I'm correct." MAL said , " !... Uh,, uh. yeah! uh hum. but my names yn, You must be Mal? am I correct?.. " - DID I TALK TOO MUCH ? - He nodded as the refree ( ?) Came down station A into station B, sweating. and covered in rain... ( haha ) he gave a nod and blew the whistle, everyone in station a, b,, and c all came around you and malleus. - it's starting.. oh crap oh crap I might just pee myself! - you punchrd him and he uppercut you, scratching , and alot more. ( always pay attention during a fight!!) you decided to turn to dirty boxing, headbutting , and you BIT him hard he punched you off of hum and kicked you, karate wasn't letting you off easily . panting was heard from you. you finally gave up, passing out.

it was cold. the air, the lights were bright, the atmosphere. everything was cold when you woke up. you were in a bed next to leona and.. And " A-azul?.. what are you.. " yes, Azul. now you were awake, he left quietly and quickly, sitting outside the door. " leona? are yo" — "No, are YOU, Okay?!. I should have went with you. I'm sorry , fuck now you're in the hospital! "... he felt guilty. really guilty, " leona.. im okay." You weren't okay lol, you broke your nose , pounding headache and your teeth hurt badly. ( never bite people that's disgusting.) " I'm leaving. I'll see you back at the... dorm I guess. " It was actually because Azul was here. he hated his guts and wanted him dead. Azul was pissed at leona no matter what he said, leona left and Azul slipped into the room. it was a stern and quiet greeting from Azul, " Hello. yn " . you waved at him and that was all. " I checked you out while I was SUPPOSED to be sitting down outside this room. come on. " oh right.. you lost

1,730 wins , 10 draws and 2 loses.

this time you lost to azul. it was time to leave so I guess.. you got up, grabbed your clothes and went to a bathroom to change into something presentable. you came back and grabbed the rest of your stuff and left the hospital.

done!?@%#&#*

[absurdthirst]

Hello im the anon who was thinking her BF lost interest and was anxious because I was going to his place in the next state over for the weekend. Well I took your and my brothers advice and texted him. I said it seems he’s lost interest because we don’t talk anymore and that it’s ok if he did but I’d just like to know. He texted back about 10 mins later saying he’s still interested but he’s been super busy over the week and is so sorry he made me feel that way. And when I went to his house I met his family and saw a snapshot of his weekend life ans THATS super busy so now I kinda get that he was actually busy. Sadly I got my period the first day and so we could only have sex once before Niagara Falls started happening but oh my god. I haven’t had sex in over a month and even though I didn’t come the intimacy scratched the itch. And the next night I gave him a blow job ans he was so polite even on the edge and asked if he could cum in my mouth so that was sweet.

I am so glad that it was because of something completely innocent!!! I know when I’m busy, I either don’t answer or if I answer my phone I always sound angry 😂😂😂 because I’m working on something when I answer. I get “are you okay” all the time when someone calls me. Yeah, I’m digging a 5x2x3 foot hole, what do you want? 😂

I’m glad you got some smexy time in before Aunt Flo came to town!!

[piggyrobloxandmore-yt]

Daisy: Riley go clean the dishes

Riley: but there's no dishes though what am I shoupst to clean

Daisy: figure that out

Riley: ???

Nick: ill like one burger

Daisy: ok one burger .gives.

Nick: .steals.

Daisy: hey get back here ugh .turns around.

Riley: .floods the back.

Daisy:RILEY omg...how do you achieve this

Riley: .makes noises.

Daisy: yea... .stops the flooding. Proud of your self

Riley: I am I washed it

Daisy: yea you almost took us out with you

.few mins later.

Sock puppet: ill like 50 bows of romen

Daisy: uhm idk if we have that much ill try to find them

Riley: im sorry but your gonna have to go to a diffrent astablishment cause we don't have that

Daisy: Riley no dont say that to the costumer

Sock puppet: ok ill go thx anyway

Daisy: Riley really

Riley: thats to much we don't even have that much

. Few mins later again.

Mortimer: hello ill like one mc morty on the go

Riley: hello old man

Daisy: no you don't say that

Riley: senior

Daisy: NO

riley: handee capped

Daisy: ... you don't say that

Riley: well here's you mc morty bye old man

Mortimer: uhm ok... bye??

Riley: what a weird old man

Daisy: you don't say that to him

.sock puppet comes back.

Sock puppet: hey I came back to negotiate and I would like 1 vege burg and a hot dog and this time ill like 10 Roman noodles

Daisy: ok Riley make TEN ROMAN NOODLES

Riley: ok

Riley: im back I made 101 .puts plates down insted of Roman noodles. You see it's 101 1 fork one plate 1 other fork on the side

Both: Riley no

Daisy: go get the Roman

Riley: ugh...

Daisy: plz tell me your actully getting Roman

Riley: im working on it

Riley: alot of Roman

... riley: how many again

Daisy: 10

Riley: 10 oh

Daisy: that's a plate and a knife

Riley: ohh a plate and a knife

Daisy: make sure it's the Roman ... ok good good I see it

Riley: .gives 10 Roman.

Daisy: finally you did something good

. After a long order call from host.

Riley: when can this be over I wanna go

Daisy: you shouldn't have ate 50 burgers and not pay

Riley: but I wanna go home

Riley: gaaa grrrr ughhhhhh

. After getting the order boss comes back (which is morty)

Mortimer: hey I'm back were the money

Daisy: here's some I gave some to Riley to

Riley: oh some of that money is in my piggy bank

Mortimer: we don't have a piggy bank Riley your fired

Riley: but i need to pay you

Mortimer: do the dishes

Riley: ok

Daisy: no she almost flooded the place

Mortimer: ok your job is to-

Nick: .shouts very loudly. LICK THE FLOOR

Mortimer: yes go lick the floor

Riley: starts licking

Mortimer: there you go problem solved

[missangelcat]

Mr Cold

Pov : you are jungkook's wife and He hate you alot and torture you because of many reasons for that read the whole book in Wattpad (Mr. Cold)

Jungkook: yn listen tonight you have to go a business party with me my friend Lee Jong suk came back to Korea after a long time so i want to you be to be presentable in the party the dress will be delivered by this afternoon keep yourself ready till evening

Yn : your order will be done sir

Jungkook: and yes behave as my wife in the eye of world we are a happily married couple

I remained silent and he leaves for the office

Later in Evening

Yn pov :

I wore the dress jungkook send to me

and tied up my hair

Jungkook Pov

Ive been waiting for her since 10 minutes it's already 9:00 pm we are late for party why ladies take so much time to get ready then i hear heel footsteps

Homo she is looking pretty i just stare her for 5 mins and forget how much friction we have then i realised no Jungkook wake up all girls are slut and gold digger and yn one of them

She sit in the back seat of the car i never want her to sit with me in the front sit but she also never ask for that

Her scent God why she is damn attractive today

We reached there

Jungkook: we reached

She remain silent

Jungkook: i Know yn there is nothing between us but we both have to be as a happy married couple it's for my business act like my wife Got that

She remain silent

Jungkook: GOT THAT

YN POV :

He loud up his voice and i got scared what if he beat me like my mother did

I get nostalgic about the day when Mr and Mrs Jeon came for my relation and how my mother agrees me for marriage with jungkook

Jungkook: i think you are not listening

He forcefully pressed my cheeks between his hand and again ask me

Jungkook: Got that my dear wifey

I nodded my head in afraid

Jungkook: Good girl

He open the car door for me and leads me to the hall like a very caring and loving husband then someone shout from behind

??? : Hey Jungkook!

He turned around

Jungkook : Suk how are you after a long time

Lee dong suk : im fine buddy and she maybe your wife (whispering : damn hot )

Jungkook: Huh

Lee dong suk : Nothing buddy you got your self pretty wife . Hii I'm Lee Doung suk .

Everytime he just checking me out he is staring me from head to toe I'm feeling so uncomfortable

Yn : Nice to meet you Mr Suk im yn

Jungkook: Jeon yn Jungkook full name wifey

He just stared jungkook and take my hand and kiss it and it's not a gentle kiss it's sucking he tried to suck my hand i tried to remove my hand from his grip but he that damn strong that he won't even let anyone think that what he is doing finally he left hand and again open his mouth for fliterous comments

Lee dong suk: i just listen that Indian girl are kinda attractive but today i also saw that they are kinda very damn attractive

Jungkook left and started talking with other business men he left me with that jerk who is trying to seduce me what kind of husband he is oh i forgot he didn't accept me as his wife

Lee dong suk pov

Oh my god i never see that damn hot girl in my life i don't know how jungkook resist himself for not touching her i know everything about them they just acting as happy married couple it's all written on yn face that jungkook is still affected by his past

Lee dong suk: if you don't mind i take you to the table or you have a plan to stand whole party like that

Yn : i Dont mind

I take her to the last table

Lee dong suk: so when you come Korea

Yn : 3 year later

Lee dong suk: you might comfortable with Korean peopl e or still find difficult to adjust

Yn : if I'm feeling uncomfortable then why i marry a Korean young man

Lee dong suk: oh ... One second pardon me i have a little work

I go to the bartender and put 7000 on his pocket

Bartender : Sir Sir

Lee dong suk: kept it

I put a white powder in red wine and show the red wine glass to the bartender

Lee dong suk : Make sure the girl who is wearing black dress should drink it

Bartender: ok sir

I go back to the table

Lee dong suk: Sorry lady actually urgent call

Then the waiter serve us with glass of wine

Lee dong suk: please have some

The waiter put the same glass at her front and she took a sip from her rosy red lips oh God i am just thinking how she taste

Yn pov :

Warning: Sexual assualt don't read if you are not comfortable with that stuff

Suddenly everything started blurring

Yn : i want to go washroom

Lee dong suk : don't worry lady i will take you

Lee dong suk:

I put my hands on her waist and instead of taking her to the washroom i take her to the up floored room which is totally black nice place to fuck some one

Lee dong suk : Don't worry my lady i will be very soft to you

I touch her waist and hips and take out the handcuffs from the drawer ever single thing made me lip bite

I put the handcuffs to her hands and tied her to the bed I'm just admiring her body my hands can't wait to touch she is totally left unconscious oh God i miss the moans

I removed my coat my shirt and

I started first removing her clothes and just left her in her bra and panty which is also will be on her body for less than 10 mins

I suck her neck and touched her clothed breast oh God she Got beautiful boobs and put my hands under her bra cloth and stared massaging still sucking her neck then trailing down the kiss to her waist and down and down i kiss her thigh inner area i lick her area and start touching her with my finger i removed my pant then but even a single second away from her Making me more aggressive i again starting touching her God she is so tight what she is virgin then it's been very enjoyable to fuck her

I started playing with her underwear sting and started removing her panty

Then someone open the door agressively

Jungkook: YOU BASTARD ! HOW DARE YOU TO TOUCH MY WIFE

He punch me that hard that i fell on the ground and my nose started bleeding

Lee Dong suk : What I did nothing wrong i just try to give her that you never gave to her that pleasure that a husband should give to his wife

Jungkook: oh SHUT UP

Lee dong Suk: Actually you don't have dare to fuck her you cant give her that pleasure that I'm giving to her the s*x

He again punched my face that time i left unconscious

Jungkook pov :

I want to kill that bastard

Jungkook: yn !

I Cover her with blanket and see how cruel suk be on her the hickey god if there is no court i definately kill him

I wear her the dress and cover up with my coat

I lift her in my arms and without even a single interaction i take her to my car and put her in car front seat and start driving for home

Jungkook Pov :

Next evening

The thoughts of the words Lee jong suk said to me still getting in my mind . I am feeling so agressive that how he can say i can't give her pleasure of s*x i have no dare to fuck her wait and just watch I'm so damn dominated I'm the only one who can take her virginity tonight i will tell her how i fuck her so hard

I open the door of my bedroom and i see yn already there combing her hairs

Yn pov

Warning: Sexual assualt and domestic Violence don't read if you are not comfortable with that stuff

Jungkook open the door so agressively he close the door and started approaching towards

Yn : what happens Jungkook

Jungkook : Yn tell me who will take your virginity

Yn : what

Jungkook: tell me yn WHO WILL TAKE YOUR VIRGINITY !

He started arounding her arms across me

Jungkook: TELL ME!

He push me closer towards him and i could feel his warm breath on my face

Yn : what type of question is this

Jungkook: oh yeah you are IM YOUR HUSBAND SO OFF COURSE I WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL FUCK YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME !

Yn : What jungkook have you losted yesterday you are the one who saved me from that jerk and today you are acting like a jerk

Jungkook: I am not a hero who saved you just for i care about you because I'm the only one who can torture you more than him

He trying to kiss me i tried to push him away he is not

Yn : Jungkook please don't do this NO ! NO

He started kissing my neck or i say sucking my neck on one side he make a dark mark i am just punching his back that is creating no effect to him

Yn : No please

He threw on the bed and start ripping my clothes and left me only in my undergarments the suck my neck waist and leaving dark mark on it i am just moving my hands my legs but it doesn't matter him

Jungkook: This will remind you whome property you are

He unclip my bra and start sucking my breast while massaging the other he pinched my nipple and i just moaned he find my soft spot he started sucking me and moving his tongue

Yn : JUNGKOOK YOU ARE... AAH JUST SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ME

Jungkook: you are really intelligent that you got that now Keep your mouth shut otherwise i will fuck you to your death

Yn : jungkook please don't NO ! AHH

I am still moving my hands , my legs punching his back

Jungkook: so you can't understand nah .. now wait

He took the small lengthy strip of clothes and bind my hands to the bed

Yn : Jungkook NO ! PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE MERCY ON ME PLEASE

He does not even listen once and bind my mouth with clothes to resist my voice

But I'm still shouting, screaming and crying

He again sucked my neck and touched my eyes and preventing me too see his devil personality

He trail down his lips to my waist and suck the portion just before my underwear his hands traveling down like the same way his lips he move his finger on my heat which make me damn clothed moan but he still enjoying it without even a single second he removed my underwear and eating me up his tongue exploring me God he is a super psycho he is sucking me all the way he can eating me up his tongue fucking so good

Now i stop myself from prevention he already admiring and staring my naked body in front of him and i can't do anything i become a bad women whoes virginity is going to taken tonight

I open eyes and i expecting to see his pervert face but i see the tears building up in his eyes he just move away from my body and unbind me and Remove the binded cloth from my mouth and say nothing just went away from the room i sat up and so shocked I'm breathing so heavily and started crying so loud that hard that even a person is in balcony can hear me