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renard-dartigue · 4 months
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Finally drew Kafka x Soshiro in this meme template.
They are now my blorbos and they love eachother.
Bonus below 😏
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I think Hoshi is the type to hog the entire bed.
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mclqren · 6 months
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SUCCESSFUL ★ MV33
PAIRING ✦ max verstappen x fem!singer!reader
SUMMARY ✦ between you winning an award in the grammys in february and him winning the first grand prix of the 2024 season, you and your boyfriend are proving to be very successful [ SMAU ]
WARNINGS ✦ cursing
REQUESTED ✦ here!
NOTES ✦ my first max smau!! reader is implied to be american (refers to america as her home). as per request, the fc i've used is sabrina carpenter, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are open so feel free to leave a request :)
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yourusername grammys tomorrow 😘
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user1 respectfully, she’s so fine
user2 FORGET MAX PLS COME HOME W ME
user3 I CAN TREAT YOU BETTER 🙏😔
user4 THE LAST SLIDE Y/N WHAT'S THE MATTER
yourusername these are tears of happiness trust me 💗
user5 OMG YOU GOT A REPLYYY SO LUCKY
maxverstappen1 so excited ❤️
yourusername yeah but i’m most excited so 🙄💗
user6 THEIR DYNAMIC HELLO??
user7 okay but MAX IS GOING W HER TO THE GRAMMYS??
user8 he usually does go w her to these events, like how she goes to his races!
oliviarodrigo BABY GIRLLL CANT WAIT 😉❤️
yourusername MY BABYY CANT WAIT TO HANG OUT TOMORROW 😘😘
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( caption one: omw to the grammys!! (i swear i'm happy to be going my boyfriend is just pissing me off) | caption two: you'd think i wasn't even in the car with him 🙄 )
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yourusername guess who won her first grammyyy!!!!! thank you all so so much for ur endless support, im forever grateful! 😘❤️❤️
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user9 BEST GIRL WON A GRAMMYYYY
user10 I LOVE YOU Y/N
user11 wait what category did she win??
user12 best new artist!!
user13 SHE'S STUNNINGGG
user14 max is punching idc
maxverstappen1 so proud of you ❤️
yourusername love you maxie 💗
reneerapp CONGRATS ANGEL 💗💗
yourusername OMG I LOVE YOU!!
user15 oh to be y/n.
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yourusername who said i couldn't go to a beach in february?? 🤷‍♀️🏖️
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user20 HOW WERE YOU NOT FREEZING COLD
user21 she IS the moment!
user22 ur life seems so fun omg
user23 literallyyyy
user24 is she not in monaco w max rn??
user25 nooo!! she's staying in the usa for a bit while max goes to prepare for the start of the f1 season :)
reneerapp photo creds? ☹️
yourusername SORRY ANGEL yes photo creds to you!!
maxverstappen1 only you would go to a beach in february
yourusername awww are you missing me maxie 😘
charles_leclerc can confirm he is
maxverstappen1 charles you weren't meant to tell her ☹️
yourusername I'LL SEE YOU (BOTH) SOON TRUST
user26 what did y/n mean in her replies w 'see you (both) soon'??
user27 she always goes to the first gp of the season, so she probably means that!
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yourusername coming home's been a blast 🚀
user28 MY TWO FAVS HANGING OUTTT
user29 Y/N IN LA HOW DID I NOT KNOW THISSSS
user30 so are her and renee friends then?
user31 they're very good friends!! when y/n first joined the music industry, renee sort of took her under wing and they become super close! 💛
user32 this friendship is just everything to me
maxverstappen1 cant wait to see you❤️
yourusername likewise max emilian!! 💗
reneerapp I CANT BELIEVE UR GOING TO LEAVE ME
yourusername I'LL BE BACK YOU BEFORE YOU KNOW IT ☹️
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( caption one: two flights and almost a day later and i’m finally here 🇺🇸➡️🇧🇭 | caption two: back in the garage 🏎️ )
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yourusername VAMOS MAX VAMOS 🏎️ (i'm so sorry i don't know any language other than spanish)
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user33 THE CAPTION??
user34 shes so funny stop
user35 Y/N IN BAHRAINNN WE LIKE TO SEE IT!!
user36 the last slide awww
user37 y/n's spirit animal
maxverstappen1 not dutch? ☹️
yourusername read the caption hon im so sorry 😘
carlossainz55 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
yourusername SIIII
maxverstappen1 oh.
yourusername shh look away max ❤️
user38 HELP???
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maxverstappen1 unbelievable start to the year, 1-2 finish is absolutely fantastic 🏆👊
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user43 THE CHAMP IS BACK 🏆
user44 AND THE DUTCH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS AGAINNN 🇳🇱
user45 RED BULL REMAINS SUPREMEEE
redbullracing Best start to the season! 👊❤️
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yourusername WOOHOOO THAT'S MY FUCKING CHAMPION!!
maxverstappen1 ❤️
yourusername RED BULL RAHHHHH
user46 HELP ME Y/N
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yourusername HE ONLY WENT AND DID ITTT!! congrats boyfriend, guess we're both starting this year off as winners ❤️
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user47 Y/N BEING SORT OF NICE IN THE CAPTION FOR ONCE?
user48 it usually depends on her mood ❤️
user49 'congrats boyfriend' HELP MEEE
user50 SHE'S SO FUNNY
user51 ugh i love you guys!!
maxverstappen1 love you ❤️
yourusername love you more!! 💗
maxverstappen1 the last slide 🤨🤨🤨
yourusername you can thank pinterest for that one 💗
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scarletmirrors · 2 years
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[A3! Translation] Magical⭐︎Earl Grey [Itaru SSR]
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Thanks for the request!
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Itaru: *sigh*...
Chikage: Good work today.
Itaru: Are you already going back?
Chikage: Yes, I’ve finished all my work for today.
Itaru: Sounds nice…wish that were me…
Chikage: You’re not heading home yet?
Itaru: I’ve got the hell known as a “department social gathering” waiting for me
Chikage: Well that’s…good for you
Itaru: Leaving me out here to die…you’re a demon…or maybe the devil?
Chikage: What are you, an elementary student?
Chikage: Well, good luck either way.
Itaru: Ugh…
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Female coworker A: Aww, Chigasaki-san, you’re headed home already?
Female coworker B: Let’s go for round two!
Male senior: This is a way for us to get to know each other, you know?
Itaru: I apologize…I have a meeting with the troupe in the morning tomorrow you see.
Itaru: (I said, like a liar.)
Female coworker A: I see…well it can’t be helped then.
Itaru: Well then, I’ll be off. Good work today everyone.
Itaru: …
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Itaru: I’m tired…
Chikage: Welcome back, Chigasaki.
Itaru: Ugh…yeah.
Chikage: Seems like it was quite tiring.
Itaru: …
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TV: Overflowing red passion! Warrior of love, Ruby!
Itaru: Ah…my solace.
Itaru: I've kind of been into Amethyst lately but Ruby really is my kamioshi* in the end 
Chikage: …you really deserve a prize for the speed at which you were able to get back and lie on the sofa just to watch anime.
Chikage: I can sleep somewhere else tonight, seeing as you’re enjoying yourself.
Itaru: Senpai, this is the episode where Emerald appears in.
Itaru: You might play this role one day, why not watch a bit for role study?
Chikage: I whole-heartedly believe that the “one day” you speak of will never happen, so I’ll pass.
Chikage: But seems like the idea’s energized you already. Don't sleep too late.
Itaru: Its hard to invite Senpai to these kinds of things huh…
Itaru: (But I really am tired…ugh, so sleepy…)
Itaru: …zzz
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Itaru: Ugh…
Itaru: ? Where on earth…?
Itaru: (I cant move my arms…)
Itaru: Huh?
Itaru: (Both of my arms are tied together?)
Itaru: What kind of situation is this?
Dark Matter: Mwahaha! So you’ve awaken at last!
Itaru: !?
Itaru: (This guy’s the enemy from Jewelpuri!)
Dark Matter: You’re bait to lure those Jewelpuri warriors!
Itaru: (Is this…the Jewelpuriverse?)
Itaru: (And this guy just said “lure”, so…)
???: We’ve found you!
Dark Matter: So you’ve come, Ruby, Amethyst!
Itaru: Ruby and Amethyst!?
Itaru: (Oh my god no way.)
Itaru: !?
Amethyst: We found you…
Izumi: You won’t escape!
Itaru: (Is that…Director wearing Ruby-tans’s costume!?)
Itaru: (And that’s the costume I asked Hisoka to wear…)
Hisoka: Snzz..I’m sleepy…
Izumi: Come on Amethyst! We’re here to save Itaru-san!
Izumi: There weren’t any other warriors available so it’s just up to us!
Dark Matter: Heh heh heh…did you think this would be easy for you?
*attacks*
Izumi: That attack won’t work on us, who do you think we are?
Izumi: Overflowing red passion! Warrior of love, Ruby!
Itaru: Woah!
Izumi: C’mon Amethyst, you too!
Amethyst: Ugh…can’t be helped I guess.
Amethyst: To protect true love…Warrior of protection, Amethyst!
Dark Matter: You can’t beat me!
*attacks*
Izumi: …!
Amethyst: Agh…
Itaru: Ruby, Amethyst, you can do it!
Izumi: That attack was…barely a scratch!
Izumi: Let’s end this now!
*attacks*
Dark Matter: Auughh!!!
Dark Matter: You…I’ll remember this!
*teleports*
Izumi: Itaru-san, are you alright!?
Amethyst: Is he alive?
Itaru: Ruby…Amethyst…thank you so much.
Itaru: …
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???: …saki
Itaru: …?
Chikage: Hey, get up already.
Itaru: Hrk
Chikage: You’re finally awake.
Itaru: Emerald-tan…you’re here too?
Chikage: Who?
Chikage: Geez…this isn’t your dreams, this is the real world.
Itaru: (A dream huh…well that checks out)
Itaru: (Well I washed up, I’m pretty hungry…)
Izumi: Oh, Itaru-san? It’s rare of you to be up so early.
Itaru: …Ruby-tan.
Izumi: Pardon?
Itaru: No, sorry, nevermind. I fell asleep watching Jewelpuri last night.
Izumi: You really like that show, huh?
Izumi: What do you like about it?
Itaru: It’s not your usual magical-girl show, the messages the show tries to convey are very deep.
Izumi: I see, that sounds interesting!
Izumi: Where can I watch it?
Izumi: Let me look it up on my phone.
Itaru: …You’re really a kind person.
Izumi: Huh!? What do you mean?
Itaru: Senpai never listens when I talk about Jewelpuri.
Izumi: It’s pretty impressive that you try.
Itaru:  Anyways, my oshi is a girl called Ruby.
Cute!
Izumi: Oh, what a cute name!
Itaru: Right? She’s cute but really strong, and her transformation sequence is super cool.
Izumi: Is that so? I’ll have to check it out!
Itaru: Ruby-tan’s hair is so silky.
Sounds Strong!
Izumi: She sounds strong!
Itaru: Ruby-tan’s charm point is that she fights for her friends, no matter what obstacles stand in the way she overcomes them.
Itaru: When I was captured by Dark Matter, she saved me too.
Izumi: Huh? Dark Matter?
Itaru: Haha, nothing, don’t worry about it.
Itaru: Well, Ruby-tan really was super cool when that happened.
Itaru: (even so…)
Itaru: …
Izumi: Itaru-san, what’s wrong?
Itaru: …No, it’s nothing.
Izumi: Ah, look at the time!
Izumi: It’s my turn to make breakfast today, Itaru-san, let me know what you want to eat!
Itaru: Then, pizza toast please.
Izumi: Understood! I’ll get cooking.
Itaru: I’ll help, not sure how much I can do though.
Izumi: That’s rare! Something good happen?
Itaru: Well, maybe.
Itaru: (Kind of want to see the Director in a Ruby costume…even for a little bit)
**kamioshi = favourite character of all time, think ult bias a la kpop
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obfuscobble · 10 months
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Wild that Kekkai Sensen took a turn for the Catholic at the end but i shouldn't be surprised seeing as Trigun was Catholic the whole time. Though by ep3 it was rather clear that my estimartion "durararara + loveccraft" was incorrect and kekkai sensen is properly elevator pitched as "Durararara + the anime film Hells." speaking of which ive let yall go by two halliweens without subjecting yall to hells and Adam progrenitor of mankind vbeing a himbo and wifeguy and Winslow leech is there but a hot babe and you will cry over frankenjesyus. the one and only unbegotten daugjter of God is a realone tm. Ok but bay right Kekkai Sensen fumn m i like very much. also also isn't being called "KIng of debauchery " just "wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" as a job? and how is living deliciously evil ; im no antimaterial dualist valentian so as long as living mas doesn't hurt others i think tis fine to embrace living life in a way that is actually fun and happy for if God created the heavens and the earth, shant we ddliht in it??? Yall gett
Ing gnostic out there and i can smell it like wearing mudni gh t blue to a black tie party yer shiiiiiiinin'.
Which os mot to say that im a accuwsing Nightow of propagating the doctrine of the aeons hidden by yaldabaoth,s false creation and salvation from physical ecistabce through the knowledge of aeon sophia as evidenced and realuised through abstemiousness and self torture. no one could accuse the creator of Nicholas Bigolas Dickolas Wolfwood of that. I dont even think his works are in dialogue with that since the duality of man as embodied and played out by twins integral to the theming in both trigun and kekkaisensen and it is in itself an ectremely mortal dilemmam, relying on mankind itself to provide both damnation and salvation even when the supernatural is present. thank you for coming to my femt talk.
Klaus is still my favourite character but his name doesn't slant-rhyme with ted so i had to do it for the joke. Shoutout to the betch who lives deliciously though:can't wait to watch season two tomorrow. i cant die when i wanna know what happens. And I cant die if there is a chance I'll see sweet little puffed shiitake obi nNrjej again.
addebndum correction there is no way i should call breing king of the live mas mentality a job. that bisaster does not have jobs. he has lufestyles and passions but god forbid employment.
Edit edit edit if you're so bored all the time why don't you try getting a job at a non-exploded burger joint anf find out how the proletariat lives. Lost skeleton of cadavra gif insert i sleep now spooky font
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If you could relive any of your memories, which would it be?
oh of course!!! i answered this before but tumblr decided to not post it so i gotta retype everything out again 😭
anyway - i have a few notable memories i'd love to relive and i cant pick between them!! so you get them all <3
first up: seeing critical role live in october last year! such a fun experience, especially because most of my friends i met through CR and the mighty nein have such a dear place in my heart. it was such a fun experience (despite the... merch issues grrrrr) and i want to be back in that room singing along to 'your turn to roll' with 12,500 other people!!
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(little did we know, two days later we would meet taliesin jaffe and get to tell him how amazing the show was!!!!)
second up: sitting in the saloon after our first show at an immersive cowboy/steampunk experience in london with my friends last year, talking about if we should book tickets to come back for the afternoon tomorrow because we spent so much time interacting with the cast we didnt manage to complete many of the trails. it was such a fun and giddy moment i love it! we've gone back (almost) every season (its where we met taliesin) and its so much fun. the cast are recognizing us. its so silly <3
third is graduating from uni in 2021! i didnt think id be able to graduate with my friends because in 2020 i was diagnosed with crohn's disease and it got to the point where i was considering what would happen if i needed to take a break from uni to deal with my health. i didnt want to, and luckily the medication i started later that year worked quickly so i could do my work without being in so much pain. graduated with a 2:1 in animation!!
fourth is watching shooting stars in my friends garden. we laid outside for a while and watched them all and it was so nice!!
fifth and final memory id love to relive is the last night of camping with my friends last year, where we sat around the fire and sung musical theatre songs together and my friend braided my hair and i slept in a warm tent. it was so fun despite how many ups and downs i had over those few days!! (notable runner up for this one is the night before where i did tarot readings for some of them and laughed so hard i started my period)
needless to say i love my friends and any memories i have with them i cherish so dearly!!! if any of them are reading this: im pointing to you! i love you!! youre so cool!!! thank you for being my friend!!!! 💛💛💛💛
shouldve kept this to one but i just. i love my friends and i want to talk about the fun things i get to do with them. i cant wait to make more memories together<3
thank you for the ask!!! this was fun!!
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deadthingposting · 1 year
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Funny shit that happened to me today
So couple years back me and my mom used to have this agreement of watching tv shows together we watched the good place and Sherlock and all those anyway I got her to watch good omens season one with me and here's the thing my mom is not homophobic she is just a 40 something woman trying her best but I still feel uncomfortable talking about lgbtq issues with my gen x catholic Latina mother
Anyway we watched good omens (that she calls the "little angel and little demon series") and she was obsessed she had been bothering me about season two since we finished season one and I was always felt divided because I wanted my ship to be Canon but I didn't wanted to watch their first kiss around my mom
So I told her today that season two dropped and the exchange went basically like this
Me in clear distress: so season two dropped and i saw spoilers sorry ... *deep breath* look it looks the season is fun but the angel...
My mom: they are gay aren't they ?
Me: how did you find out ?
My mom in a *how dumb do you think i am tone*: Apollo they went to restaurants together... we gonna watch it tomorrow
So yeah even my mom was "theres no straight explanation for them"
Now do I think she ships them?
Absolutely, like no doubt all the other "ships" my mom have(she watches a lot of anime and doramas) are the same opossite attracted enemies to lovers thing so she probably ships them
Cant wait to see this show destroyed her like it destroyed me
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lightfulonion · 2 years
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top 5 serirei moments go
This is a great ask because i really dont have an answer ready jkhskda
Ok! These are my top five serirei moments! I have taken into account the anime, the hot springs OVA, the manga moments that didnt make it into the anime or that havent aired yet*, the official art which probably isnt canon but i cant NOT include them, the fanbook and the omake that i have read ...
*i am an anime-only but i read spoilers so i have only approximate knowledge of whats going on manga-wise lol i havent read everything tho so my opinion is not as well-rounded as id like yet but i made an attempt with what i know thus far (which is enough tbh). i have spoiler warnings wherever i deem necessary but please tell me if i need to add something!! what i included from the mp100 fanbook doesnt contain any spoilers, most of them are related to what we've seen from season 3
Anyway here we go!!!
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JK JK JAKSJAKKKALDKJALSJD
I am obviously not counting that since it technically ISNT a serirei moment because Seri isnt present. Obviously. That's the reason.
For real now:
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Reigen seeing Serizawa for the first time is a moment ingrained in me because the very first thing that Seri did was protect him using his umbrella aka his only source of comfort and security???? while he went against the one person who he thought understood him??? i dont know if it was meant to be read as an exchange of sorts or as a metaphor or as foreshadowing or all three but it's so incredible..
(spoilers, probably? --->) i think in the manga at some point Serizawa got an umbrella and it was clear instead of white or any other color, so when he was using it he was visible and so many fans were saying that this is a metaphor for him not being afraid anymore and standing on his own two feet as a person :'( anyway this is sort of irrelevant but it's kinda related to Reigen too (i think the umbrella was a gift from him??) And the fact that in the anime he uses the cards Reigen gave him as a weapon opposed to the umbrella Touichirou gave him....... (<----end of spoilers)
Also this tweet seems relevant and lives rent free in my mind
4. from the mp100 fanbook
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the farting chair..... i cant like a pairing without them being absolutely ridiculous. Reigen doing whatever ridiculous thing he's doing and Serizawa being either "hm. sure." or "??????" is so funny to me. them going to the bar and getting drunk together and Reigen showing him a trick with Seri responding "i have a test tomorrow Reigen-san.." in contrast to what we've seen in the anime so far with Reigen being dramatic and actually impressing Serizawa is so good....... what do you mean this is more than one moment.......
3. (from s3e9)
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this and the way they framed Reigen's wait-youve-never-liked-a-girl meltdown and then moments later showing him googling "how to ask girls out" must be an indicator for something (🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉)..... Also the way Reigen lets himself be a little vulnerable in front of Serizawa shows that he trusts him and that's weird since he is so guarded all the time while trying to show how great he is.. I like that he has someone he can share things with and maybe even be himself with
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(the above are from this video)
2. the famous moment they cut-off from the anime (specifically from s3e9) (after no3 chronologically)
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when i first saw this i was so sure there was something going on canonically that will slowly unravel. i have only seen bits and pieces of the manga but i still feel there is something here. its a small moment and then it changes scene back to mob. considering this being a little later from no3 it makes you wonder if its building up to something or not?? (the answer is its not but still. behind the scenes maybe?) Moreover Reigen's desire to be a good partner makes me??? I cannot explain correctly what this makes me feel because writing this made me both want to cry AND want to make that one meme with timmy's dad (since it couldn't make it into the anime)
1.?????
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whatever??? this is???
I first saw this a year or something ago and it still mystifies me to this day... what was the purpose of this? what is trying to convey?? is this supposed to attract the male-loving fans of mp100??? i literally cant NOT read this as gay... it makes me lose my mind every time i look at it. They are literally gay married... (spoilers----->) they even co-own spirits and such at the end of the manga as far as im aware........ (<------ end of spoilers)
there is no way these guys are heterosexual, i think i drove my point home
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There are so many things i like about their dynamic and canon didnt show us as many things as i wish it did (how reigen employed serizawa, what happened when they went for drinks and ended up both drunk etc etc) I love them both and I'm glad that they got to meet and work together in the manga and i got to read about it!!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE ASK!!! <3 <3 <3 <3
#this was. so unnecessarily hard.#i love serirei so much and i still dont know that much about them?? apparently????#maybe because i am so focused on each character independently and i like that they seem to fit as opposites of each other kinda#i dont feel like they are soulmates exactly. i dont know about fate but i like the concept of two people#figuring each other out and attempting to love each other despite their flaws#its amazing how sincere serizawa is where reigen cannot be and how flashy and dramatic reigen is when serizawa doesnt#need to be...#i dont feel like they were born as opposites but they learned to be as they work side-by-side#idk it feels amazing to me to be able to change and be yourself together with another person after#being alone for so long#and its not like seri didnt have his mum and reigen didnt have mob but now they learn to depend on each other while letting themselves be..#they need one another and they want one another and they shape each other according to the other#they call for each other in different subtle ways#the idea of two people finding each other and truly seeing each other at their worst moments#deciding to stay even after that and even in the small day-to-day stuff#and the concept of found family tying it all together makes me feel some type of way (kicking crying contemplating existence etc etc)#i think thats what love is#am i explaining this well??? ah words are hard#anyway this answer took so much time because i am a perfectionist in this kind of things#wild#onion talks#onion also probably needs to shut up i have written an essay all the way down here#i have worked less for presentations i dont know what happened#cicada my dear friend thank you so much for this#thank you so much for asking me about them!!! im dying to talk about them but i needed an excuse to do so#mp100 is so great if someone read all of this and hasnt watched it: you should. serirei is good but youre gonna love mob#i am complaining a lot all over this post but mp100 is more than ships anyway#i hope i am more comprehensible than i think i am also#this is a mess. bon appetite.#asks
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wampabampa · 1 year
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I feel like animating something
But the only idea i have is silly, maybe I should do something for an OC?
I ALSO want to draw some people at school but i can never see their face properly!! I only see the back of their head :< I cant wait for next semester where i can start taking art classes, but thats if i’ll even have room
Apparently for graphic design you need to take two lab classes! Bonkers i know! I didn’t know that, but i also think that’s required for any degree
I might take forensics cause I know (at least I think i know) that class is a lab (or its just a dissecting class, but im 88% positive the door said “forensics” because its in the criminal justice wing! I will need to check tomorrow)
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fractallogic · 1 year
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Today I got very very sad and also have a migraine again AND I don’t think I drank enough today either, so this whole physical improvement over yesterday intention did not happen
I was late to my Adobe meeting because I was in bed crying too much because I was beat out from the job in Denver by yet afuckingnother white guy until 10:38 (and the meeting was at 11 on my office computer), so I called the guy and was like “I’ll be 15 min late” and I got in at 11:07 and was at my computer by 11:12 … and then waited 25 minutes on the teams call before I called them and went “???” and they went oh oops sorry
The fix was to log out and then back in and select the corporate/university account option. Jesus.
Then the fix for my experiment to run, which I figured out after maybe 20 min, was to make psychopy use the right drivers by just. putting their names in the text boxes in the preferences pane.
Then it was lab meeting, fine, blah blah, made me sad about the academic exit and incredibly bitter about whoever that fucking guy was
Then I got some lunch from a new burger place in the student union and it was a TINY burger (like slightly larger than slider size) and a GIANT fry (yom, truffle fries)
I spent SO much time putting my experiment on EVERY lab computer and changing the settings on every computer so that my undergrads and I can run 30 participants on this two-day experiment over the next 7 weeks (agh)
I also confirmed that yes, you could ASK the dept head to hire you, but a tenure line was laughable and even an NTT hire would be tough and as we all know pro tem contracts are laughable garbage, so yeah, Other Postdoc was wrong and naive as usual
Then I got home and made the mistake of texting dad that I didn’t get the denver job and that okay I was up for a call (but only after we started talking did I realize it was a call because he wanted to comfort me and give advice and I’m like no dad I’m fucking pissed I don’t WANT to talk about your clueless idea of how to get a job when you don’t even fucking know what any of the words mean for my alt-ac job positions I’m looking for, YOU CANT HELP UNLESS YOU LITERALLY MAKE A JOB MATERIALIZE)
So anyway I feel like shit and I have a migraine and heartburn and painful hiccups and a cat who’s offended by me, her bed, being all fidgety, and I have to take a shower and don’t really want to (but if I don’t wash my hair it’ll give me more motivation to clean the turtle tank tomorrow, which is a must if it’s not raining, soooooo…) and all of my joints hurt and I’ve had a horrible crick in my neck all week and I just FEEL FUCKING BAD and may have been kind of dangerously “what’s the point” discouraged this morning and had to remind myself that I have to take care of the animals and scone is depending on me to immigrate here (and loves me and whatever, but that wasn’t occurring to me this morning) and I have to go to MCV’s wedding and I have to see who wins the playoffs and I have to be there for my brother because who knows when my stepdad, his dad, is going to die too, and I can’t die BEFORE my stepdad SO I GUESS I FUCKING HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED AND WASH MY FACE AND WHATEVER GOD
It was a dark-emotioned morning. It’s been a dark-emotioned week and month and year so far.
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abigail-nicole · 2 years
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tgcf liveread 2
archiving the twitter thread I made when I first read Heaven Official's Blessing, Tian Guan Ci Fu, one of the most delightful reading experiences of my life, in March of 2020 (this post from 3/26/20):
Chapter 30 starting with some STRAIGHT HUALIAN ROMANCE
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"the two were just staring at each other, grinning"
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just BROS HANGING OUT IN BED TOGETHER
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Yall Ghost City is so cool & creepy & gruesome???? I can’t wait to see what the donghua does with this???? The animation will be INCREDIBLE
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I’m sitting on my roof reading & when Shi Qingxuan said “Ghost City is Hua Cheng’s territory” I cackled so loudly someone down on the street looked up at me
“There’s a path for you in Heaven, but you refuse to take it, and instead, chose to barge into Hell. What shall we do with you?”
Hua Cheng slouching behind the curtain is like ALL THE LIFE GOALS OF SEXY
Hua Cheng watching Xie Lian roll into his casino like “honey did you think I wouldn’t notice you”
Hua Cheng, to all the bouncers: if you see the Crown Prince of Xian Le THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND AND BE NICE TO HIM. also BRING HIM TO ME BY WHATEVER FLIMSY EXCUSE NECESSARY
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IM SO INTO THIS I CANT STOP YELLING TO THE CAT SITTING NEXT TO ME ON MY ROOFTOP CAN YOU BELIEVE HE HAS THE EYEPATCH NOW??? CAN YOU CAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!!!
cat & I enjoying the sunset While I Yell ABOUT THE CASINO LORD HUA CHENG
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gentlemen I know you’re in love but EVERYONE IS STARING AT YOU
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the sheer SEXUAL TENSION OF THIS SCENE
Oh good people in-scene are literally fainting because the sexual tension is too strong
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Xie Lian: oh no all I can bet is my lunch leftovers which is this half eaten bun Hua Cheng: thank god my boyfriend hasn’t changed & always carries trash around in his pockets
this Dramatic Bitch I Love Him
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Did I say Xie Lian was a himbo? I was wrong. Lang Qianqiu is the REAL himbo around here
The Two Himbos Win Out: we can’t lie to a friend that breaks bro code
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oh my gOD IM LOSING IT
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Okay let’s stop & talk about this personally & narratively
As an obligate extrovert who needs to be around 2-6 (but no more) people at all times to be happy: SAME, HUA CHENG, SAME
Narratively: if Hua Cheng our a flashing neon sign around his neck that said SINGLE it could not be more obvious than this comment (which was immediately preceded with “I never go to brothels”)
Hua Cheng, in this scene: I DON’T SLEEP AROUND, I’M SINGLE AS FUCK, CAN I MOVE INTO YOUR TINY APARTMENT SHRINE
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and thank god the reaction from Xie Lian is “omg please move in with me immediately, we’ll share a pillowless bamboo mat and eat trash” and Hua Cheng is so happy
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why is Hua Cheng so sexy ughhhhhh
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this is a hell of an image
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Noooooo don’t keep secrets from each other nooooooooooooooo
Jun Wu: don’t touch the scimitar no matter what
Xie Lian:
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Jun Wu: don’t touch the scimitar no matter what
Xie Lian:
Xie Lian: is the scimitar his penis
Dad:
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Xie Lian:
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Nooooo why are they keeping secrets from each other is so stressful
Nooooooooo THIS IS GAY PANIC FROM XIE LIAN
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AHHHHHHH THIS BOOK IS HITTING EVERY SINGLE HIGH NOTE
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I had to read Hua Cheng’s lines here out loud in the sexiest voice I could think of bc threatening someone for your significant other is Sexy
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Omg I Love E-Ming as much as Ruoye im sorry i was ever scared of this cute little pup if a sword
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oh!!!! Soft!!!!! he is a Soft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh i should’ve quit after.... so many parts ago I have to work tomorrow BUT i couldn’t leave if Hualian were Upset At Each Other now that theyre holding hands i can finally sleep
Okay I’ll resume tmrw with ch 49 in #tgcf, #heavensofficialblessing, this delightful delightful charming delicious piece of fiction please tune in anytime you like for a read along at https://sakhyulations.com/novel/heaven-officials-blessing/
(Full resources for mxtx translations at https://google.com/amp/s/thelostintern.tumblr.com/post/181315156804/mxtx-translations-masterpost/amp…)
archive note 2022: please buy official licensed publications of Heaven Official's Blessing, published by Seven Seas publishing, available where all major novels are sold!!!!!
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mathcs · 1 year
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[ src. ] 👋 / 🎀 / 🍓 ( [ace attorney table slam vc] LET'S GOO HAHA )
👋 Do you and the mun agree on something? 
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"More than you'd think."
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"Like the need for a better, healthier sleep schedule. But I guess I'm one to talk."
Andー
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"My 'morals'...? I dunno if that's something to go crazy over....."
🎀  What does the mun have for a music taste? Do you like it? 
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"To summarize... lots of rock with some pop here and there. Nothing too unconventional, aside from the fact that she's a bit behind on the latest releases if it weren't for others." Un-trendy moment! His appearance aside, he sort of understands. "I think I prefer the softer songs on the playlist... Like this one."
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"But... those lyrics....." It's timeless ok. Much more awkward than Hey_Jude.mp3!
🍓 What is something you and the mun disagree on?
Oh! There it is.
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"... A couple of things. It'll be easier if I just show you, though." Click, click. "Since you're the only other person who can understand these at a glance... here." Wait, what's those screencaps he's bringing upー
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"And so on."
But is it wrong, Jude? Factually!
"... Then there's this."
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CLICK THAT READMORE! IT GETS BETTER
"Andー" Oh no, he's slowly losing it.
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"Why is it a WIP when there's already four continuations of this listed?!" Never mind, already lost it!
And, one misclick click laterー
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".... Oh, you have to be kidding mー" Wh-What a discovery! Thank you for the questions today, and from Shai Tomino herself! Unfortunately, we've just run out of time, oops! Here's the outro...
NEXT TIME ON MSG: X2 OR HOWEVER YOU WANT TO ABBREVIATE IT!
"NOOOOO...! LAAAAAAAAAWーー!!"
[Buer vc] Look forward to it...
REVIEWS: "that's it for the preview? BRUH WTF YOU CANT JUST" - anon user A "why's jude screaming like that when law's death ep already aired? HELLO?? why does buer sound so calm? IM SCARED" - anon user B "apparently law's X2 hanger scene just got leaked. if you know you know. unless its a REALLY well fanmade thing. haha. anyways. so does a voice actor ever make you cry or are you normal" - anon user C "i'm going to pre-order the bluray so i can see the 4koma scenes of this early. because i just want to feel happiness. i'm only human." - anon user D "whoa, we did an even better job than usual this time! thank you to everyone in the staff for your hard work!! to those at home, please watch until the very end! thank you for all the support!! and due to our combined efforts, i'm happy to announce that 'phase two' is greenlit!!!" - m. yamato
. . . . . The TV turns off via remote control.
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(Law's right. This is a weird anime. Talk about some scary coincidences...)
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(Well, I better sleep. Class in the morning. I'll let him know I watched this tomorrow!)
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t31etubby · 3 years
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PLEASE MORE BAKUSQUAD X CLASSMATE READER I LOVED IT SO SO SK MUCH
sure thing!
soft yandere bakusquad x fem! classmate! reader
this is a continuation of part one, !!
summary: ever since the bakusquad took a liking to you, you've become an important member of their friendgroup. unfortunately they're not too fond of how much attention your sweet little self is attracting from other students, nor the possible dangers this school might expose you to.
warning: mentions of animal death(not at the hands of any character) , manipulation, general toxic yandere behaviour. y/n cries.
i wrote this at 2 am so there might be a few mistakes
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the class dynamic in 1a had been weird lately, to say the least.
the question surrounding how much you actually wanted to be a part of your current friend group had created quite the conflict.
any time another member of the class would interact with you, you'd be pulled to the side for a very urgent matter, which required your attention immediately.
like the time momo had asked if you wanted to study with her after school, and bakugou immediately showed up at your side, sending her the coldest eyes he could muster up and gently pulled you closer to him.
"actually y/n said she would watch me train today. you know how she is, breaking a promise is the last thing she'd ever do."
you had no recollection of ever making a promise like that, and yet you just nodded your head softly. in case you actually had made plans with him, you didn't want to seem like a bad friend by forgetting.
this earned a smirk from bakugou at your oblivious compliance.
that is, until you reassured momo that you were free tomorrow and the two of you could study in your room.
another example is that time in the cafeteria when the members of the bakusquad were all sitting at their usual table waiting for you.
they'd encouraged you to stop masking your presence when outside of combat, not realising people would obviously start to question why the prettiest girl they'd ever seen was suddenly walking around school.
that day you were headed towards your table, lunch tray in hand, when monoma jumped in front of you, nearly causing you to fall backwards from the shock, if it hadn't been for shinso catching you.
"easy there sweetheart." the blonde laughs, pushing his golden locks back. "you look familiar, but i don't think i've seen you around campus before... are you a transfer student, or just the girl of my dreams?"
you stood there dumbfounded, trapped between the two male students blocking your path.
“excuse me-”
shinso took the tray out of your hands and softly nudged you towards an empty table, preventing you from any sort of protest.
catching sight of this, kirishima notified his friends of the current situation, pointing over towards you and the two other students.
“ugh sorry about him…” shinso sighs apologetically. “we’re just curious about you. are… you a new a student?”
you sigh in defeat.
“i’m not. my name is y/n l/n and i’ve been in class 1-a since the school year started. we already met at the entrance exam.”
monoma studies your features with a blank stare until he suddenly gasps, smashing his hands on the table and standing up with intense force.
“you’re that girl from the entrance exam! i looked for you all over the first couple of weeks!” he exclaims, attracting the attention of a few students around you. “shinso this is who i told you about! the girl that single handedly took out three robots! everyone just thought they malfunctioned and self destructed since no one saw you do it, except me of course!”
the people listening in on the conversation gasp in shock. the mystery of three self destructing robots had caused quite the stir up in the beginning of the school year. meanwhile everyone had called monoma mad for saying he saw the person responsible for taking them out.
“i’m not crazy! no one believed me but now you’re here!” he brawls, reaching out to pull you into a hug, until a hand firmly grips his shoulder.
“beat it monoma. cant you see she’s dying to get away from you.” denki mutters coldly, his eyes filled with plain hatred.
shinso stands in front of you, taking notice of the obvious tension thats just begging to unfold.
“oh yeah, and who are you to talk?” the blonde says, harshly shoving the hand off his shoulder and turning around to face his schoolmate.
“i happen to be her boyfr- best friend…” denki mutters, standing his ground. “come on y/n, the others are waiting for you.”
he reaches his hand out for you to grab it. shinso looks at its skeptically, still standing in front of you protectively, until you gently pay his shoulder, letting him know it’s alright.
“see you around.” you smile innocently, giving the two a wave before taking denkis hand.
as the boy drags you away, the two friends stand there pondering about the situation.
“i don’t know about you, but somethings off about that group.” shinso states, eyes never leaving your petite form as you sit down with your “friends”
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“oh y/n i’m so sorry we weren’t there! did they say anything to upset you? i swear if that monoma guy laid a single finger on you i’ll-“ you grab minas hands softly, giving it a little squeeze before smiling kindly.
“it’s okay, they just wanted to know who i was since i looked familiar to them.” you say, going to grab a bite of your pasta salad.
“well yeah, you go to school together.” bakugou huffs, kicking his chair out so he’s sitting more leaned back.
“well i did conceal my presence up until a week ago, so it’s normal for people to start asking questions.” you say, looking up at the angry blonde with those innocent doe eyes of yours. cheeks slightly puffed as you chew your food.
bakugou coyly looks away, putting a hand on his face to cover the heat rising to his cheeks at your cute appearance.
“i just don’t like the thought of people coming up to bother you all the time. that’s it.” he states, looking away angrily.
you just laugh at his stubborn behavior and continue eating your food, occasionally accepting a bite of the others lunch.
“why do you have to be so sweet and perfect? it’d be way easier if you just acted cold towards everyone that’s not us.” kirishima pouts, grabbing a napkin to wipe your face of any crumbs.
“it’s no bother. i don’t mind answering peoples questions.”
“well i do..”
-
since the weekend had finally come around, aizawa had given everyone permission to sleep wherever they wanted as a special treat for doing well on this weeks tests.
of course bakugou had given you no other option than to sleep in his room, and obviously the rest of the group had insisted on joining despite bakugou fighting for his life to deny them access.
but when sero told you he’d feel left out if he couldn’t join sweet little you just had to mention to bakugou that it’d be fun, and you really needed a sleepover with all your best friends.
mina helped you pick out some cute pajamas, and upon entering your blonde neighbors room the boys of the group looked at you with such fondness in their eyes.
“you look so cute oh my god…” kirishima practically burst, wanting to pick you up and stuff you in his pocket.
sero just pulled you onto his lap, insisting him and denki braid your hair.
“what movie should we watch?” mina asks, returning from the kitchen with two bowls of freshly made popcorn.
bakugou turned to look at you with a smirk. “how about a horror movie? pet massacre 2 just came out.”
“ugh is that the one lame movie about that guy getting off on killing peoples pets? it’s just plain bad.” mina complains, grabbing a handful of popcorn.
“hey, my room, my pick.” the blonde responds, reaching for the remote.
“you don’t mind, right y/n? it’s been on my watch list for a really long time.”
the others share a look of understanding, finally catching onto just what’s going on here. they all turn to you with expectant looks.
“uhm.. i don’t mind.” you smile, knowing very well that this could end really bad for you. but who knows, maybe the movies so lame that you won’t mind.
-
only 20 minutes in and you’re already shaking. so far two puppies, a turtle, and a group of ducks have been brutally murdered.
the special effects are horrible and none of the deaths are actually realistic, but the thought alone is enough to make you upset.
bakugous only thought process is that you’re practically clinging onto him already. he knows for sure that the next jump scare will have you flying into his arms.
but to his surprise, as he looks down to see your reaction, he’s shocked to see your wet eyes and rosy cheeks. the way you bite your lip to hold yourself back is heartbreaking.
he doesn’t even hesitate to turn off the movie.
“hey it was just getting interesting!” sero complains, meanwhile mina mumbles something about almost falling asleep at how lame it was.
at both yours and bakugous silence, the group looks to you with curiosity.
he’s holding you in his big arms, rubbing comforting circles on your back as you sniffle softly into his broad chest.
“hey what… what happened..?” denki asks, him and kirishima coming closer to get a good luck at you, meanwhile mina and sero start scanning you for any injuries.
“i’m sorry it’s so dumb i just… i know it’s just a stupid movie but i- whenever animals are involved it just-“ you gasp for air softly in between your sentences. placing your forehead on bakugous shoulder as he hugs you smugly. with you finding a great deal of comfort in his broad build.
“oh y/n it’s not dumb..” kirishima whispers, coming around to the other side of bakugou to meet your eyes. feeling his heart break a little at your helplessly sad expression. “you should just tell us when something upsets you.”
“but.. you- all wanted to watch the movie.” you sniffle, ashamed at how vulnerable and pathetic you must look right now.
“y/n this might be the worst movie i’ve ever seen. you’re a saviour for putting an end to this torture.” mina encourages, handing you a glass of water as you lift your head from bakugous shoulder.
speaking of bakugou. although his expression is stern on the outside, internally he is over the moon at the close contact he’s getting right now. you’ve never been this vulnerable with him before, and it warms something inside of him.
unfortunately you get up from your position, removing his arms from around you despite the much needed comfort they provided.
“thanks.. i’m gonna go the bathroom real quick so um… you can keep watching if you want.” you say, walking out the door without a second word.
the group sits still for a while before kirishima breaks the silence.
“did you do that on purpose?” he asks, the question directed at bakugou.
“well- not exactly. i was hoping it would scare her, not… make her cry.” he sighs, putting his face in his palms.
“it’s not your fault. now we just know how sensitive she really is. maybe we can learn something from this!” mina states, patting bakugous back softly.
“poor y/n.. you can tell she felt bad about crying in front of us.” sero sighs, looking at the door with a longing expression.
“it’s probably because of her damn parents. i’ve noticed it before but she never wants us to worry about her.” kirishima states, recalling the few details you’ve given about your childhood.
“she’s so.. fragile. someone like her shouldn’t ever be exposed to the world the way a hero is. she’ll get torn apart.” bakugou commented, suddenly feeling a wave of protectiveness wash over him.
they sit in silence for a while, all thinking the same thing and pondering about just how serious this is about to get.
“you gotta admit…” denki speaks up, breaking the silence.
“her crying face is really cute.”
<3
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bl00dn33dle · 3 years
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Can you do a tommy, tubbo and ranboo x female CC friend reader. Basically they’re at a riding lesson with her, (her being kinda a teacher and a bit more experienced by years) and the horse getting spooked by a bypassing car with teens shouting at them and laughing and throwing rocks. The horse bucking and the reader flying off and getting really injured like concussion, broken ribs and a snapped arm. This happened to me and it just reminded me that the sport i do is not 100% safe haha
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Pronouns: she/her
Pairings: p!cc!bench trio x f!cc!reader
Warnings: Falling off a horse, injury, mention of blood, swearing and people being mean :<
You grew up around horses. It was basically in your blood. And finally you had decided, why not take your best friends to go horse riding! You got to do one of your favourite things, with your favourite people! (plus it would make for an awesome vlog)
"UH- WAIT I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THIS" tommy's loud huffing caught your attention, and when you looked over you saw him glaring up at the large animal with.. was that fear?
"Big man Tommy al scared of a horse huh?"
He looked over to you and saw the camera in your hand, instantly switching over to his "big man" bit and threatening to fight the horse.
Tubbo and ranboo were over at some corner of the yard making stupid clips for the vlog.
It felt right. Everything felt right.
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It had been about two hours of filming for the vlog and the boys seemed to have gotten the hang of it, and so you all decided to go for a walk around the front of your yard.
It was the perfect evening. A soft, blanketed sunlight providing just enough warmth that you could ride comfortably, the mostly empty roads creating a scenic stretch, the chirps of the birds and the banter of tommy, ranboo and tubbo. It truly was perfect
But it seemed like luck was’nt on your side.
Now, you had more experience then the other three with horses and so, naturally, you took the horse that was a bit harder to deal with. It wasn’t badly behaved or anything, just not as well trained and a little more on the jumpy side, so when a car (very rudely) decided to speed past? You felt a small shot of fear shoot through your heart. You could feel the horse beneath you becoming restless and disturbed by all the noise. 
“okay i think we should start heading back we can film more once we get back to the stables, yeah?” 
The boys were clearly becoming a little more tired as the day progressed, and horse riding isn't exactly as easy as it looks, and so they were happy to end the day here and come back tomorrow. 
Then suddenly, the horse beneath you jolted to the side, clearly in panic. Your eyes shot up and met with a group of boys, around your age shouting and throwing rocks at the clearly disgruntled horse. 
You knew you didn't have many options. Nor much time to think. And so as another rock came in contact with the ground just by your horses feet your brain emptied. The horse was kicking and bucking, and any attempt you made to take hold of the reigns and get the animal under control was pointless. 
Looking up your eyes made contact with a clearly frightened ranboo as you were finally thrown off your horse.
Darkness.
‘i need to open my eyes- ow pain- that hurts. i cant see’
Muddled and confused thoughts bounced around your skull.
As your mind slowly calmed down you could hear the hushed whispers from ranboo, tommy and tubbo and tried to pry yourself upwards into a sitting position.
“hey, hey be careful you hurt yourself pretty bad” 
Finally coming to consciousness you took in your surroundings. The white gown, the bed, the curtains the- hospital?
Sensing your distressed state Tubbo sat next to you “the doctor says you have to stay in bed a while”
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The doctor came in, explaining your injuries all whilst ranboo held your hand, comforting you when you winced in pain from breathing, the movement triggering the heavy bruising around your ribs. And so, the next night was spent in the small hospital bed, with some broken ribs, a fractured arm and your three best friends. 
And yeah, maybe it could’ve gone better. A lot better. But from the thousands of messages from worried fans all sending insane support to the three boys who refused to leave your side all through your recovery, and even once you got out of the hospital, they continued to check up on you even offering to take care of some of the horses while you rested.  maybe, just maybe, the pain isn't too bad <3
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hiii i dont know much about horses so i did a bit of research before i wrote this :] i hope its okay! sorry its so shirt tho and its def not my best work :< but enjoy! 
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dreamescapeswriting · 4 years
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Unspoken Challenge ~ Bang Chan [M]
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WORD COUNT: 4.2K
GENRE: Smut, fluffy, nerdy/dom chan
PAIRING: Nerd Bang Chan x Reader
WARNING: Light choking, squirting, Chan dom...I think that’s it
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A pen was tapping over and over again on the desk behind you and it was starting to stress you out. The class was already hard enough you didn't need some moron making it worse, you took in a deep breath trying to push down the urge to smack whoever it was behind you. They'd done nothing but tap the pen onto the desk as if they were anxiously waiting for something to happen. As time passed the pen tapper got faster until you finally snapped, turning around and slamming your hands onto the desk making the pen tapping stop.  
"Do you have any idea how god damn annoying you are?!" The boy behind you smirked as you snapped at him, he'd been doing it to wind you. Felix was the University player and liked it whenever girls talked back to him, it gave him a reason to shamelessly flirt with them.
"The dog bites, I like it." You rolled your eyes at the boy who had a giant smirk on his face. Lee Felix, he was one of the popular students at your university and you hated him and his group of friends. They did nothing but wind you and another student up - Christopher Bang - claiming that you were both cheating on tests or they would come up with some kind of nasty rumour about you both this week alone it was that you'd slept with the entire football team. It wound you up that they were always so cruel to Chan when he was nothing but sweet to everyone he met, it didn't bother you so much when they were mean to you but when they were mean to Chan it pissed you off.
"What's up princess? Chan cant get it up and satisfy you in bed?" A bunch of snickers followed the comment he made but you just rolled your eyes again, turning to face the front of as you started waiting for time to pass. 'princess' was Chan's nickname for you, no one else's and it irked you that someone else had the audacity to use it on you. All you had to do was make it through this one lesson and everything would be fine, you could go and find Chan, Minho and Seungmin and go for lunch. The only thing getting you through this lesson was the thought of lunch with your boyfriend and two close friends.
"We all know what you're after, a good dicking but you're not going to get it from Chan," Felix whispered in your ear as he leant forward to you. He noticed you watching the clock above the teachers head and chuckled softly, 
"You can come to me anytime, I'll show you how a real man should fuck you..." Hearing his words you drowned out his voice thinking about the first time that you and Chan had been together...How he was nothing like you thought he would be. See, everyone had Chan pegged to be the super quiet, shy and nerdy type...Which he was but once you got him into the bedroom it was as if an alter ego took over. You called him Christopher since Chan hated whenever someone would call him by his long name.
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"Running late?" Minho smirked as you began sprinting towards the student library as you ignored him but he just ran alongside you, teasing you repeatedly as you rushed to get to the door. 
"Minho, fuck off. If I'm late again Chan will kill me." You mumbled as you slowed down to a walk outside the door, pushing the double doors open to see Chan had already packed up his things. 
"Chan I was caught up at work-"
"Whatever, you clearly don't want to get through the class. I'm not wasting my time with you." You hated that he was blowing you off, you'd been trapped at a late shift so you couldn't do anything about it. It wasn't as though you had Chan's number so you could let him know what was going on. He was so private he wouldn't give you his mobile number or where his dorm was, you'd tried to get it from him but he wouldn't tell you.
"Chan I need to pass this class, work kept me behind and made me do a later shift...I want to pass this class please-" You were following him out of the library as he walked away from you, keeping his head down as he tried to ignore the fact that you were there. You weren't going to let him get away with ditching you, not when you really needed this from him. There was no one else you could go to. No one was as smart as Chan and he knew that.
"It's Friday night, just go out and drink...Whatever it is you do on a Friday." He mumbled to you, stopping himself from walking when you stood in front of him. This was the first time he looked at you properly today, you weren't in your normal attire. Normally you'd be in jeans and a low cut top but today you were in a diner dress and some tennis shoes. The nametag on your dress being the giveaway that it was your work attire.
"We can do this Monday, I have plans tonight." He mumbled moving away from you but all he could think about was the dress you were wearing and the way you looked in the dress. He wasn't an idiot, he knew you were good looking but he also knew you were out of his league so he was never going to do anything. That didn't stop his mind from wandering about things though, the things he would do to you if you were his and he could have his way with you. Punishing you for being late to an important study session, punishing you for the way you wore low cut tops and bent over in front of him. Sometimes he thought you only did those things just to tease him. 
Minho chuckled at you as you watched Chan walking away, his leg was kicked up on the wall behind him as he laughed at you.
"You're not going to drop this are you?" You shook your head at his question and demanded Chan's dorm room number. You knew they were living in the same dorm building and he had to know where Chan was. There was no way you were going to not study, Chan was the smartest kids in the university and not to mention in your course. He was your only hope of passing the test on Tuesday.
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The door swung open but Chan didn't seem too happy to see you standing there. The smile on his face dropped and he rolled his eyes, he thought you were the pizza he'd ordered himself. His ''plans'' for Friday night were to sit alone watching the new Anime that had come out with a pizza.
"I told you we could study Monday-" He went to shut the door but you pushed your foot in front of it stopping him from doing so if you were anybody else he would have continued to shut the door. 
"Chan, the test is Tuesday. Please. I'm hopeless without your help." He nodded at you not disagreeing that you were hopeless in it and not being able to resist the puppy dog look in your eyes so let you into his dorm room.
"You get one hour, any more than that I'll charge you." You excitedly threw your arms around him, jumping up and down as you thanked him over and over again but his mind was racing. You were still in the diner outfit that made his mind wander over everything, he could feel your chest pressed against him that made him bite his lip.
"Y-Yeah, come on in." He stuttered out, pushing his thick black glasses onto his face as he shut the door behind you. 
"What exactly is the part you're struggling on?" He questioned as he walked you into the living area of his apartment, sitting you down and sitting beside you with his own books. 
"If I say all of it will you kill me..." He raised his eyebrows at you and shook his head, he had no idea how you could have been struggling with any of it. He was helping the tutor grade papers and all of yours were on par with his. You were smart to say you were one of the popular girls in the University,
"I've been behind because of work, I haven't had time to get as much studying as I would like done." He nodded along with you and then he started questioning you on small bits from the classes that week. Wanting to know what you did and didn't know so he could come up with a studying style that would be best for you. 
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Later that night you woke up to a blanket being laid over you, you flinched looking up to see Chan standing there. He'd been grilling you for most of the night with questions and when his pizza finally arrived he shared it with you. Choosing to help you rather than throwing you to the curb like he said he was going to do,
"You fell asleep, you looked peaceful so I was going to just-" You shook your head, telling him that he didn't have to explain himself to you.
"C-Can I come over during the weekend? I don't have a shift so I can study for longer. Unless you have plans?" You suggested, getting up from the sofa and hunting around for your bag, the only plans he had would be the anime and he liked the idea of helping you far more than that. 
"I don't have plans...You can come tomorrow." He whispered as he began walking you to the door, checking outside of the door to make sure the male tutor wasn't around and you wouldn't get scolded for being in the boy's dorm. The one rule on campus, no girls in the boy's dorms, no boys in the girl's dorms. 
"Thanks for this Chan, I owe you one." Without even thinking, you stood up on your tiptoes to give him a small kiss on the cheeks. His ears began to turn a bright red colour making you giggle as you quietly snuck out of his room and headed home, looking forward to the weekend of studying with him. Chan's hand slowly raised to his cheek as he touched where your lips had been, he groaned to himself ignoring the tent that was starting to pitch in his jeans. It was just a stupid kiss yet his mind kept wandering back to the butterflies he'd been feeling.
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The next night you were sitting together after studying all day, it felt as though you were in class rather than studying. Chan had different tests laid out for you, flashcards and study folders all laid out for you to work from. 
"I could rip my eyeballs out, how do you get all of this done." You yawned at him, it seemed as though he just glanced at a page and the information would instantly be implanted into his brain.
"You're like one of those Aliens, aren't you? You absorb information with one glance!" The fake gasp that came from you made Chan laugh which sent butterflies to your stomach, you'd not heard him laugh like that before. The smile on his face was enough to make your whole body feel like you were floating, he looked so cute when he smiled like that. A small dimple on his cheek and the way his eyes scrunched together,
"You have a really pretty smile," You whispered before you even realised you were talking aloud, a giant blush spread along Chan's freckled cheeks and his ears turned a brighter red than before. 
"I'm sorry cutie, I didn't mean to embarrass you." You squeezed his cheeks playfully but his hand gripped onto your wrist to stop you from babying him like you were, 
"Don't treat me like I'm a baby, I'm not." He growled at you, you were taken back a little not expecting this side to come from him it and interested you a lot. 
"I-I'm sorry, I was just playing...You are cute though Chan." Your comment was only met by another growl and he moved away from you muttering something under his breath that you didn't hear.
"Chan?" You went to reach for him to apologise but he grabbed your wrists again, pinning you to the sofa below him. You squirmed under his grasp looking up into his dark eyes as he stared down at you,
"I'm not some cute little nerd," You let out a small whimper as you looked up at him. A pool went down to your core at the way he looked at you, his eyes had darkened over and it wasn't the nerdy Chan you knew. You squirmed once again under his grasp. 
"Squirming so much and I haven't even touched you," He smirked and you could have sworn the nerdy Chan you knew was gone and replaced with whoever this was now. 
"You're so pretty when you're scared...Maybe I should fuck you dumb huh? Then maybe we can fill the brain with the study material...Stop you watching your phone every four seconds." He'd caught you reading through something on your phone that wasn't the work he was setting you and he didn't care what it was he just didn't want you to waste his or your time. This side of him made you excited but you also wanted to tease him for it see what else he was hiding under the nerdy persona he was exhibiting, 
"I bet you'd cum as soon as you put it in me," You challenged, looking him in the eyes as you bucked you hips up to meet his. He licked his lips watching you as he nodded along with what you were saying, not agreeing with you but accepting the unspoken challenge. 
"Is that a bet?" You nodded your head at him and he smirked, throwing his glasses down onto the coffee table where your books were left unattended now. 
"If I win, you study all weekend and you owe me a favour." He told you as he let go of your wrists completely watching to see what you do.
"And if I win, which I will...What do I get?" He shrugged his shoulders,
"Whatever you want, but trust me, kitten-" He bent down to whisper in your ear this time, 
"You're not going to win." His voice sent shivers down your spine and you bit down on your tongue as you watched him closely, wanting nothing more than to make out with him on the spot. 
"What makes you so sure? You're just a nerd-" You stopped talking as soon as he pulled the hoodie off from his body revealing a pack of abs you never would have guessed were under there. 
"Concentrate darling, anyone would think you have a thing for the nerd." He growled grabbing you by your neck and standing you up as he carefully walked you towards the bedroom. He hadn't even touched you and you could feel how wet you were, practically leaking through your panties. 
"Strip," He ordered as he slammed his bedroom door shut, sitting on the edge of his bed as he watched you closely. You smirked at him, slowly undoing the zip of your black jacket before revealing a black lowcut top you'd worn a couple of times before. He kept his eyes on you, giving no inclination as to what he was feeling or thinking as you stripped.
"Slowly," He whispered getting down onto the floor in front of you as you got to nothing but your panties. You hissed as he slapped your thighs and you slowly began to lower your panties. 
"So fucking wet for the nerd." He chuckled as he watched the way your arousal stuck to your panties before he threw you down onto the bed. Kissing you roughly as he let his tongue explore your mouth you wrapped your arms around his neck as you relaxed into the kiss. Feeling sparks fly out of your body the moment he kissed you. The kiss intensified and he smirked, dragging you to the edge so you were displayed out for him, he ran his hand over your thighs. 
"Spread them," You did as he said and looked at him as he watched you closely. 
"Do you want me to touch you?" You nodded desperately, hopeless for some kind of touch from him.
"Where do you want me to touch you? Use your words," You wanted to scream at him just to touch you but you didn't, you stayed quiet as you looked at him. 
"H-Here," You whispered running your own finger over your clit but he slapped it away before slowly rubbing his thumb over your clit. You bit your lip, holding back the moans that were trying to escape from you, 
"Don't hide the moans, let everyone know who's making you feel good." He ordered you as he thumb continued to rub your clit in circles vigorously. You moaned out, rolling your head back against the mattress as you enjoyed his touches. Pathetic and high pitched whimpers leaving your lips whenever he would change the direction of his rubbing, 
"Feel good baby? Is the nerd making you feel good?" He questioned in a condescending tone that only made you more attracted to him. When you didn't answer him he wrapped his other hand around your neck, applying a small amount of pressure making you choke out a moan. 
"Answer me." 
"Yes! F-Feels so fucking good!" You cried out only to be met with a slap against your clit making you cry out again, he let go of your neck and pushed two fingers into you. 
"So tight princess, have you not fucked someone in a while?" He questioned as he began to rock his fingers in and out of you, using his other thumb on your clit again. 
"N-No...N-Not s-since last year." You whimpered not knowing why you were telling him you hadn't been laid in a while. 
"Maybe that's why you're always so pent up...Just need a good fucking," You nodded at him as you desperately began to plea for him to let you cum. He only rubbed your clit faster and smirked up at you, 
"Can I cum? Please?" He chuckled darkly as you begged for him to let you cum, you were dripping down onto the sheets each time he pulled his fingers out of your cunt. 
"Want you to ride my thigh first." You were shocked at his words but without hesitation, you pushed him to sit down on the bed and you straddled his thigh. Moaning out as the thick fabric came into contact with your bare core. 
"F-Fuck." You whimpered as you began to slowly move your hips on his thigh. Rocking back and forth as he put a finger on your clit making you cry out. 
The friction was getting too much for you and you were crying out his name. Your head laid on his shoulder as you rode his thigh. 
"You can cum now, like a good girl." He whispered, and just like that you did. 
"Chan!" Your hands dug into his arm as you continued to ride his thigh. Cumming onto the fabric of his jeans before he pushed you down onto the bed again, your legs were shaking as you begged for him to fuck you instead of teasing you. 
"I-I get it, I shouldn't have said what I said...Y-You win." You whispered as he began to unbuckle the belt on his jeans. 
"You're still so wet princess, and look at the mess you made." You glanced at his trousers and felt the heat rush up your body in embarrassment. 
"I want you to make a mess like that on my cock, can you do that baby girl?" You nodded at him, 
"Y-Yes Chan," He smirked at how easily you'd turned into a begging and whimpering mess for him. 
"Stand up," You did as he said and he walked over to you, chuckling as you struggled to keep your balance. As he kicked off his boxers you sank down on your knees to get a good look at him. He was huge, larger than you had been expecting and it made your mouth water. You wanted to taste him, you needed his cum but before you could even put your lips on him he shook his head at you. At first, he was going to let you but after seeing how excited you had been to do it he stopped himself wanting to prove you wrong. 
"Lay down and spread your legs." You did as he sat and he smirked watching you.
"Good girl, so wet for me as well." He chuckled as he began aligning himself at your entrance before sinking into you. You moaned out as he stretched you out, your walls clenching around him as he grunted. 
"So fucking tight," You mewled out in response to him and he chuckled moaning when he began to push in and out of you. His hands gripped onto your hips as he began to thrust in and out of you, moaning our your name. 
"Feels so good," You moaned out as you felt his cock moving in and out of you. Your walls gripping around him as if he belonged inside of you. 
"Shit Chan," You whimpered as he continued to move inside of you, his hips slamming into you as you felt your next orgasm approaching, you squirmed underneath him. Digging your feet into his ass to make him hit deeper, 
"So good!" You screamed out, dragging your nails down his back as he continued to push into you, the feeling making your head spin as it felt as though you were floating. The wet sounds filled the air with the sound of slapping skin and moans, both yours and Chan's as he continued fucking into you. 
"I can feel you getting closer, do you want to cum?" He questioned, reaching down as he began rubbing your clit. You cried out at the touch and he chuckled darkly, slapping into you harder you rolled your head back in ecstasy. 
"Cum." He commanded you and you did. Screaming out his name as you rolled your head back, gripping onto the sheets around you as you came harder than you ever had done before. You whimpered feeling your orgasm keep ripping through you as you clenched and twitched around him, an unfamiliar wetness came from you as you squirted around him moaning out loudly as it did. 
"S-Shit! W-What-" You didn't have time to question what it was as Chan began to pump into you. Grunting loudly as he came into you hard, filling you up so much you came around him again at the feeling. 
"F-Fuck." You cried out as you came down from your high, panting heavily as he pulled out of you and laid down beside you on the bed. 
"Whoa." You whispered as you turned on your side to look at him, the blushing shy Chan was back and you giggled softly. 
"Where did he come from?" You questioned, running your finger up and down his chest and abs as you waited for him to answer, 
"Where did who come from?" He frowned looking at you as he wrapped a blanket over your body, not wanting you to get sick or catch a cold. 
"Christopher." You winked at him and he chuckled shyly, shaking his head at you. 
"I hope it wasn't the last time he comes out to play...I-I enjoyed that." The same smirk was back on his lips once he heard your words, 
"Well if you study and pass your test maybe he'll come out to play again." He winked at you as you leant forward to give him a small kiss on the lips. 
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The bell rang waking you up from your daydream, you practically jumped out of your seat to get out of the classroom but Felix was faster. He raced up behind you and grabbed your elbow so you would turn to face him,
"Come home with the big boys," He whispered to you, trying to be as seductive as possible but all he was doing was coming across as a cock. 
"No thanks, my boyfriend is waiting for me." You turned around to see Chan standing against the wall, he was wearing an oversized blue sweater you'd gotten him and the new pair of thick square glasses. 
"Hi!" You yelled out, snatching your arm away from Felix as you walked over to Chan, 
"Why was Felix holding onto you?" He questioned, wrapping his arms around you protectively as he eyed up Felix, 
"He was just being an idiot. Telling me how he could fuck me how a real man should," Chan scoffed at the comment and looked at Felix. 
"Trust me, the way she screams my name at night I'm surprised you haven't heard." He smirked at Felix turning you around and walking away from the boys who were all watching after you as you giggled to Chan about what you both had planned for that night. 
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Tagline: @taestannie @kneel-begyourpardon @channiewoo @minholuvs @lkwonmj​
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noritoshiikamo · 3 years
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When you get time coul you do sickingly cute domestic hcs with a character of your choice, you can just straight up delete this is you don't feel like it. ~ embarrassed dragon asks
days of nanami kento, hc:
void, i know u asked for sickly cute domestic hc and i did but i cant help but twisted something at the end bcs i'm me and only pain is allowed ((jkjk void i'll write something pure sickingly cute later for you :* ) warning: 18+ minor dni, sexual content, public, eating out and thigh riding (mention of word daddy) if you read past the addendum, well uh mention of main character's death listen to beach bunny cloud 9 (slowed acoustic) for vibezz
i feel like who ever gets nanami’s heart wins at life
he would bring you flowers every time he gets home
“hello, i’m home,” you could hear his tired voice but when your face come in the view if him, he started to smile and he held the flowers to you, he wasn’t tired anymore
morning with him would be peaceful despite it being monday. you’ll wake up early, he would be sprawled on his belly, comforter wrapped around his waist with his face mushed into the pillow. your cat would be somewhere in bed, sometimes between his legs and sometimes on the same pillow as him; he loves your cat
he likes his coffee black, breakfast is just two toasted breads with spread of butter
when he kissed you, he tasted like toothpaste. you can smell his lingering fragrance from yesterday and his voice was still deep from the slumber
“good morning love.”
“coffee smells good today, did you do anything to em?”
he was shirtless you could see his back with his pants hung loose you could see his happy trails, glasses perched on the bridge of his nose with his messy hair as he took a bite of the toast
he leaned against the counter, his lidded eyes on you and suddenly you felt conscious, but you were in his tshirt and shorts and those adorable socks that looks like animal he secret loves
“you have work today?” he asked washing his hand
you shook your head, pointing to the laptop and sprawling paper works on the table, “working for home.” your body shuddered when you felt the shirt hiked up, his bare hand pressing against your waist, “good,” his voiced echoed on your ear as he pressed a kiss on your shoulder
how did it get here again? your back arching on the counter while his head mewling between your legs. his tongue is mean, it left burning trails wherever it touches, kitten licks along the sensitive slits before his lips enveloped the bundle of nerves
“kento, meetin-ahh,”
“meeting can wait.” yes it can wait until you were trembling, his arms around your waist and you were just begging him to cum and when you did he had no problem cleaning you up, eyes on you as he wiped his chin, sucking the thumb with a small smile
“thank you for breakfast, it’s delicious,” waltzing out of the kitchen with a wink like he hadn't started his day by eating you out while you sat there struggling to catch a breath
on tuesday, he took you for lunch, you went to his favourite bakery and he told the cashier that his girlfriend loves the sourdough bread their bakery made to explain why there's 4 loaves in his basket
he’ll get the same order everyday while you decided to go to the convenient store across the street because you felt like bread was too heavy for today's meal
“i’ll have another one of the croissant, she’s picky, she won’t find anything there,” he explained, pulling out his wallet
like he expected you came out empty handed, but your eyes lightened up when he held another croissant
“how did you know i won’t buy anything?”
“because i’m your boyfriend.”
on wednesday you would take him out for dinner, to that one sushi conveyor shop where they have happy hours for their sushi, its that type of night where you both get slightly wasted on beer, shoveling half priced sushis like tomorrow is the end
to nanami, money is priceless with you, no monetary value could compare to your smile as you feed him a slice of sashimi and the way i love you rolled out of your tongue when he grabbed your favourite sushi from the conveyor if she missed it
on thursday nanami looked restless. you sat at the sofa, him with a book on his lap and you going through your laptop with a cup of tea. “we have a mission coming, i’m escorting a couple of satoru’s students for their grading.”
you stared at him, cup barely got to your mouth, “you’re great, i don’t see any issues.”
“they are kids,”
you reached for his face, his face softened to your touch, nuzzling gently against your palm
“they’ll be alright.”
you squealed when he tossed the book aside, laptop forgotten on the carpeted floor and the cup carefully placed on the coffee table
your shirt slipped off your head easily while his lips never left yours
"you come back home to me alright?" you threatened, "or i'll murder you myself."
"i will, love."
on friday, nanami took you out on a date
he held your hands in the train, shielding you away from the leering men
he took you to a fancy cafe for lunch, he barely touched his food, eyes on you as you stared happily on your choice of meal
"what? is it my mascara? is it messy?" you wondered
"you look pretty today," he said, leaning to brush a thumb across your cheek
he took you to a bookstore, he followed you as you ventured through the long dimmed hallways, the smell of books overwhelmed him as his eyes burned on your back as you looked around for books, the loose material of your dress swaying around
well you did find your book, but he would hold it up high, a small smirk on his face as his fingers tapped on his lips; you got his point
so you held him against the bookshelf as you kissed him, books long forgotten, his hands under your dress as you mewled against his thighs
"let's go home," you begged but he held your waist tightly, bouncing his legs to encourage you to bounce against his thighs
"you can do it here," his lips traced kisses along your jaw, ears as you clutched his shirt, desperately rubbing yourself against his thigh. your eyes drowsy in lust, lips torn from biting too hard as you held your moans and the flexing of his thigh against your clit got your belly in knots
"can you cum for me?"
"yes, daddy,"
he smiled, "good. cum then."
you didn't get caught, but it was hard to stop people from leering at the weird wet patch on his pants as he swiped his card at the counter
you went groceries shopping, his head on your shoulder, arms around you and the trolley as you went down the isle looking for dinner idea
"what do you want, love?" his voice deep against your ears sending shudders down your spine
"anything you want."
he smiled, "well i want to marry you."
"is that a proposal in the middle of a cereal isle?" he laughed, but you can't stop the way your heart beating at the words he said. his lips pressed against the side of your face as he slipped a box of flakes in the trolley
you stopped the trolley, turned around to face him
he looked puzzled, brows up in question
"i want to marry you too."
"good, how about next monday?"
"deal."
but you woke up alone, the next day on saturday, nanami was long gone away for his mission
he left the coffee running, toasted bread and scrambled eggs in the pan and a note on a cup that said i love you, nk , his initial signed
you made yourself a cup of coffee, looking for the remote to turn on the tv
"we had lost contact with the shibuya train station, trapping approximately hundreds of people with no cell phone connection inside,"
the news anchor's word went in her one ear and another
where was nanami being sent to again?
you held his note to your heart, the coffee tasted too bitter for you today, and you leaned against the sofa
how's nanami doing?
on sunday, your ears perked up when you heard a knocking on the door
leaving the pancakes you planed to make, you wondered if it's nanami returning home from his mission
you felt slightly uneased, another set of knocking barged in, you said hold on and closed your eyes, telling yourself it's just your mind fucking with you
you smiled, feeling slightly relief as you twisted the door handle
"welcome home."
"hello, y/n?"
addendum
it was just not fair that the one time you decided to bring flower home to him, he wasn’t there to receive it.
but you’re used to it. it has been a year
all you’ll have to do is just remove the old one from the vase, add more water before arranging the bright flowers in the vase, before placing it back on his tombstone. your hand touched the cold stone, a small smile on your face as you kneeled on the grass
“hi, nanamin, i’m home.”
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theramseyloft · 3 years
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7/30/21
Waiting for the call from UGA to get Khou.
Doing the most urgent loft work in the meantime.
Just finished mucking nest boxes.
The time has come to employ the loft's little tower fan.
As well insulated as it is, it's still a metal building and the AC unit just cannot complete.
Blowing at full strength, you can't feel it more than 6 in from the vent.
Good gawd, I started at 7:30am, and it is SO humid that in an hour of work, I'm dripping, and have developed the tell-tale muscle aches, nausea, and lip-tingling of heat exhaustion.  Came in to cool back down after setting up the tower fan.
Patron: "A fan in the window would help"
"The easiest way to keep a space as cool as possible is to create a path of airflow"
Thank you
Ok!
Breakfast eaten, water get, time to resume!
I laid this fucking brick out to hose down yesterday...
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The Fire Nation used it as scaffolding to build a nursery and fill it with larva that quickly.
This is why I have to be so aggressive about treating them, and why my loft help just turning the bricks and weight stones shit side down is so dangerous.
Patron: "Holy shit! Fire ants are insane."
Patron: "They are an aggressive species from the Amazon, of course they're aggressive and quick lol"
Patron: "Oh! They are not native to the US? I never knew that! I just remember learning very quickly when we moved to the south from Canada that they are mean little bastards"
They are not!  
They are adapted to the river banks and survive the frequent flooding by clinging together in living rafts.  
An individual can hold her breath up to 14 days, allowing the rafts to survive until they make landfall again.  
They really love the American south because the high humidity keeps soil moist enough to build mounds in very quickly without the disruption of floods to cause breaks in reproduction.
Patron: "That explains so much"
They are able to remain in constant larva factory mode, and with all US populations only coming from a few accidentally imported queens, they are closely enough related not to see any other US fire ant colony as a rival.
So the entire US population of fire ants is a single massive supercolony with neither predators nor competition.
Patron: "That is super disturbing"
"But also very informative."
Yeah, they are monsters here that absolutely will hunt and eat you if they get the opportunity.
My husband and I used to have our bed against the wall.
The little bitches swarmed in by hundreds through a hole in the insulation one night in the second year we were married, infested the blankets, and woke us up by stinging us en mass.
Patron: "i cant imagine how fucking horrifying that was to wake up to"
I still have nightmares.  
I can't fall asleep by laying there with my eyes closed.  
You know how there are always after images when you close your eyes? Usually just meaningless, wandering patches of light and dark?  
That's what the swarm on my skin looked like in the dark, and instead of just being patches of light and dark, my asshole brain highlights their segments, legs, and animates their attack behavior of clamp on with jaws, sting until prey stops moving, or ant is crushed or otherwise pried off.  
I get the most ungody adrenaline spike if I'm not too physically exhausted to notice the visual.
It makes trying to fall asleep a real bitch for me.
Got an update call about Khou.
They don't have a specific time for him to get his CT scan done, beyond that it will happen today.
If it happens late enough in the day that he won't be fully recovered from sedation by the time they close, we'll have to wait until tomorrow to come get him.
Patron: "How far is it to Athens from where you are? You said you took him to UGA right?"
Two hour drive.
Patron: "Hang in there. Fingers crossed they can do it early today"
Thank you.
Neither I, nor my husband are really ok with out him.
The house feels wrong...
Had to come back in for the permethrine.
The fire nation is trying a different foraging approach into the loft and fuck no.
Threshold treated.
Komodore asked Patch to smooch-feed her
Farthing tread Luxie.
Then he crouched to be tread and she, then Alex, tread him.
I think I was wrong about Mote.
Wukong looks lighter than he is because of his chest fluff.
Close inspection of their wings shows Mote to have the same pattern as Wukong, obscured by the deeper Dirty pigmentation of babies under 4 months.
Arco has been doing the best job helping Passenger set her Fegg.
Leela is quite insistently crouching for Nobu, but her foob kinda over balances her when he's on top, causing her to stumble into a tilted run under him to keep from faceplanting.
He hangs on with the brazen tenacity of a bull rider, and has managed to finish three times today.
It is exactly as hilarious as it sounds, and I'll try to catch it on video, if I can.
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Look at Arco on his practice egg <3
Patron: "a grown boy!"
Just got an update from UGA.
khou just finished his CT, but they close at 5pm, and he's unlikely to have recovered enough to be discharged in two hours, even if I left right now.
The projected discharge is between 9 and 10am.
His little heart stopped.
(Pretty much every Patron sent their condolences)
Cousins: "We're on the way, Dani, I'm sorry!  30-40 minutes i think ..."
Can't wait.
We can go say goodbye, if we leave now and fold space.
Husband: "The vets are trying one more time to get his heart to start back up.  We are on the road now."
We got to UGA.  
No word on if the last effort succeeded.
Waiting for his Dr to come see us.
Husband: "He didn't make it."
Husband: "He had lesions in his lungs.  The sedation was too much for his damaged lungs to handle."
Patron: "im so sorry. is there any idea what the lesions are from?"
Husband: "Not yet.  They have not gotten all the results back from his tests yet."
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"The vet took a clay imprint of his feet with his name on it."
Patron: "sending all the love to both of you"
Husband: "Thank you.  We both are recovering."
Thank you so much to all of my patrons for the outpouring of loving condolences.
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